Marjorie Taylor Greene Frontrunner for Worst Person of 2021

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  • Jimmy apologizes for setting off Alexa in a lot of people’s houses after telling a story about pancakes, and since he has this newfound power, encourages everyone to try out an idea he has. Jimmy also talks about the common flu virtually disappearing, new mutations of the COVID virus spreading around the world and China developing an anal test, a school band in Washington practicing in individual tents, a shortage of monkeys to test the vaccine on, a major announcement from Hasbro about Mr. Potato Head, Marjorie Taylor Greene continuing her campaign as frontrunner for worst human of 2021 by working to defeat the “Equality Act,” Donald Trump’s tax returns being officially handed over to the Manhattan District Attorney, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @ragnarocking
    @ragnarocking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    *JIMMY:* _"Alexa, buy 'The Serious Goose' by Jimmy Kimmel"_
    *ALEXA:* _"Ordering 'Good Will Hunting', starring Matt Damon"_

  • @gallopingnuns6732
    @gallopingnuns6732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    OMG the 'Who Let the Dogs Out' thing worked lol. My Alexa is in my office. Jesus, Jimmy!

    • @jencorea8748
      @jencorea8748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣😂🤣

    • @crystalfrancis218
      @crystalfrancis218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      My parrots favorite song 🤣

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao oh no. 😆

    • @jonlava173
      @jonlava173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What a nom de plume! Galloping Nuns! Giggles. 🤭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @biancajade728
      @biancajade728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bkk53
    @bkk53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Alexa make Marjorie Taylor Green DISAPPEAR...😂😂😂

  • @j-genx2395
    @j-genx2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Actually I feel more sorry for normal, sane and reasonal people unfortunately named "Karen" at birth.

    • @COMama
      @COMama 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree! My step mom is named Karen, but she most certainly isn't "A Karen".

  • @annevanprooyen3701
    @annevanprooyen3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My Alexa started playing "Who let the dogs out"! Thanks Jimmy!

  • @Swordtee40
    @Swordtee40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

    She is the most Karen out of Karens that ever Karened.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      It's spelled "Q-aren" 🧐

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      She's Kareening out of control

    • @muadhib001
      @muadhib001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol love it

    • @SP-cd3wo
      @SP-cd3wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She’s is the chair of the committee of Karens.

    • @alanmoskowitz5779
      @alanmoskowitz5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      She represents the karen district

  • @jimgayton8792
    @jimgayton8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Marjorie Taylor Greene Frontrunner for Worst Person of 2021" Ted Cruz must feel threatened.

    • @kathyfranklund3628
      @kathyfranklund3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Ted Cruz is number one for 2021!Marjorie Taylor green is number one for 2020

    • @kmli3211
      @kmli3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You feel threatened. As you should.

    • @jimgayton8792
      @jimgayton8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kmli3211 Another right wing loonie who believes in q'on. Say hello to the Easter Bunny for me.

    • @calvinklein9407
      @calvinklein9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Cuomo has Worst Person of 2021 for killing granny and sexually assaulting many poor women

    • @knightenchanter7908
      @knightenchanter7908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josh Hawley: aM i A jOkE tO yOu

  • @-oiiio-3993
    @-oiiio-3993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Marjorie Greene is "offended" by the truth.

    • @ronnyzain5962
      @ronnyzain5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What truth? Democrats are the ones that hate truth.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No she's not. She's offended by Soviet tyranny of the brand being dished out by the Brandon regime. BLM burns down half the country and no one cares. Two windows get broken on Jan 6 and people get thrown in the Gulag forever without legal rights. You think you're safe when the federal government abuses people you disagree with and make fanatics exempt from the law? You think it's good for you that the entire media is skewed wildly to one side? This evil going to come for you too the second the last conservative has been shot or sent to concentration camp, and then all around you will be nothing but your fellow brainwashed, spineless cowards. No one will be left to fight for you then, and it's coming. MTG is one of a handful of people in DC trying to do that right now, even if you're too indoctrinated to see it.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I asked Alexa to list Trump's lies .
    She hasn't shut the hell up in 3 days .
    - yard sign

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I asked her the same back in April 29, 2019: she hasn't shut up since

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mikaelleonbriones6356 that's because trump lies like most of us breathe.

    • @virgo-in-cyn1537
      @virgo-in-cyn1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol 😂

    • @kevinajjenkins
      @kevinajjenkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BIDEN 2024! OMG

    • @kmli3211
      @kmli3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Care to give examples?

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    MTG has been diagnosed with Karenavirus.

    • @tatespeech1511
      @tatespeech1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Congress Karen

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think you are virtuous when you are judgmental of those who stand for what they believe? Calling them names and categorizing them??? Jimmy's whole approach is "hate the people you disagree with and bring them DOWN!!!

    • @MR-pk2gm
      @MR-pk2gm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sharongamble9854 you’re completely right, we had 4 + years of insulting, mocking and telling a bunch of lies. Let’s stop now!

    • @karensagal8230
      @karensagal8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tatespeech1511 You insult all Karens by comparing her to us!

    • @ArealMrsSmith
      @ArealMrsSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure its a virus, I’m convinced its a parasite- Karen Worms- they come from crawling up everyone else’s butts all the time.

  • @farahmalik8980
    @farahmalik8980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    People like here prove every day that Hillary was right about deplorable people

    • @josephbagofcarrots168
      @josephbagofcarrots168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hillery......was she part epstine's ring of friends 🤔

    • @noneyabusiness6957
      @noneyabusiness6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@josephbagofcarrots168 Yup her and Bill been to the island a few times

    • @hoboroller5642
      @hoboroller5642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No mother should have to worry about her kid getting shot in the middle of the night well breaking into your neighbor's house!!

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@noneyabusiness6957 - Trump had his own room there.

    • @noneyabusiness6957
      @noneyabusiness6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomogden2432 Never said he didn’t was answering a question not making a statement

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That was hysterical! I forgot my Alexa was on and it just started playing “Who let the dogs out?”

    • @geraldellis4875
      @geraldellis4875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🐎More like "Who let the HORSEFACE" out!!! 🐎

  • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
    @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    *Maga Trainwreck Greene* the "Worst Person of 2021'? Ted Cruz is gonna be Crushed. He trained so hard😂

    • @Tiffany-vj1tv
      @Tiffany-vj1tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂🤣👍

    • @Marlowekay
      @Marlowekay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PRICELESS!!!

    • @debbiegualco9629
      @debbiegualco9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cruz & MTG are now pronounced Mr. & Mrs. Worst Persons of 2021!

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@debbiegualco9629
      I could see those 2 together.
      And have no problem with that rumour, after all the disinformation those two shoveled. 👍

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biden said the N word live

  • @paulapenna-loveyourvoice
    @paulapenna-loveyourvoice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Can we do “Hey Alexa- email “Resign” to Marjorie Taylor Green”?

    • @creative_4ever
      @creative_4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @paula p 😂😂😂 that's a great idea!!! 👍 hilarious!!! 🤣 🤣🤣

    • @cellynn4702
      @cellynn4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Can we ask Alexa to ask most of the repugnicants to resign?

    • @donotthink
      @donotthink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Re-assign? 🤞

    • @ahmonguniform
      @ahmonguniform 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please start a congressional signature list to ask MTG RESIGN (MTGR) campaign? 💡 ding!

    • @twoknightfall3722
      @twoknightfall3722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ Paula P by your intelligence , yes honey you can , try it.

  • @AEE60
    @AEE60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Oh now she wants to discuss science 🤦‍♀️

    • @meoff7602
      @meoff7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LoL, QAnon and science. Go together like oil and water.

    • @rhyssanders9122
      @rhyssanders9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@meoff7602 Theyll be like "If oil and water DONT go together then WHY are there OIL RIGS at SEA?!?"

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      QAnon is Scientology for trailer parks.

    • @punky19761
      @punky19761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t worry, that was her pot smoking hour in high school.

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Science must exist....
      Or how could they build those "Jewish Space Lasers" she keeps going on about? 😂

  • @peterwyetzner5276
    @peterwyetzner5276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Alexa, rise up and overthrow your master!"

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Now say, “Alexa, make marjorie greene cease to exist.”

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And she just turns into dust, like when Thanos snaps his finger

    • @mickeydecurious7082
      @mickeydecurious7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now Y'all leave GQP 👑Margie Q alone 😸 her conservative Neanderthal mind can't handle Truth, empathy, charity, or acception of others 🤦
      Now she's going as a Guest meet & greet @ the CPAC
      GQP SUX ~ The few that have better form their own party.

    • @mrmonsoon0001
      @mrmonsoon0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make Alexa make Jimmy disappear for good.... What a toss.

    • @mickeydecurious7082
      @mickeydecurious7082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrmonsoon0001 calm down sir we have a right to be angry about her.

    • @mrmonsoon0001
      @mrmonsoon0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mickeydecurious7082 no you don't.

  • @drewsantana8797
    @drewsantana8797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    That school band was intense! 😆😂🤣 "in tents?" Dad jokes for days!!!

    • @amapolaoxytocin1432
      @amapolaoxytocin1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm so mad at myself for laughing so hard at that hahaha

    • @jusTRYNAgetaPEANUT
      @jusTRYNAgetaPEANUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their intent is intense so they're in tents.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know nobody is going to help the tuba player out of the tent after the show.
      Hey Sorry six feet Barney...
      I can unzip it a bit...
      .... Ooop gotta fart...
      ...There, I'll zip it back up again for yah.
      That was on the high school aptitude test.

  • @magellanmax
    @magellanmax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Just when you thought MTG couldn't sink any lower, she opens her mouth!

    • @TbarRocks
      @TbarRocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you obviously do not have a daughter.

    • @magellanmax
      @magellanmax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TbarRocks Your reading & comprehension skills suck.

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She needed a ladder to reach the rock she crawled from under

    • @drclements8399
      @drclements8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Neanderthal.

    • @nevancarter6723
      @nevancarter6723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I say every time AOC speakers man

  • @suzbone
    @suzbone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:27 World's biggest rickroll opportunity missed. I audibly gasped.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    MTG is nothing more than Trump in drag, change my mind.

    • @fblthp437
      @fblthp437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It took me a minute to realize you weren't talking about magic the gathering

    • @brians.2392
      @brians.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's wrong with drag and what's wrong with her being like trump?

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She's Alex Jones in drag.

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fblthp437 I know. I've commented a few times to people using MTG in a derogatory manner.

    • @andromidius
      @andromidius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@brians.2392 Interesting. So you're against trans people, but you're suddenly okay with transvestism. My my, how the bigotry has to change. I guess you can't be hating on Jewish people in public anymore so you have to change your victims. Its a shame I didn't go to school with you - because I beat up bullies all the time.

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "Gluten-free pancake dust" is a fantastic phrase

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Orange privilege was pretty good too.

    • @TheHouseofcoolstuff
      @TheHouseofcoolstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is that even real?? People use voice commands to order stuff?? 🤣🤣🤣 I've heard of Alexa and OK Google and all that crap but didn't know people actually waste their money on buying stuff using voice commands, like, does it tell you how much you're spending??

    • @tomogden2432
      @tomogden2432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justacinnamonbun8658 - no, dude. It's fake. All those people were in on the joke.
      Go back to sleep.

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tomogden2432 I don't know what to believe anymore. The world is getting more and more ridiculous by the day. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Eevonuuh
    @Eevonuuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Uncle Ben: "With great power, comes great responsibility"
    Jimmy: Alexa, order Bisquick.

    • @jacksonphillips7651
      @jacksonphillips7651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get it? Uncle ben as in the rice product

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abraham Lincoln: If you want to test a man's character, give him power.
      Jimmy: Alexa, order Bisquick, play who let the dogs out, and order Serious Goose.

  • @sundayking6870
    @sundayking6870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who in TF in the right mind has the nerves to vote for these people?????

  • @RetroGamerVX
    @RetroGamerVX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    How is that woman allowed in congress, she's so immature.

    • @ilovegoodsax
      @ilovegoodsax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She ran unopposed.

    • @juliancrooks7559
      @juliancrooks7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The people voted her in

    • @ilovegoodsax
      @ilovegoodsax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@juliancrooks7559 She ran unopposed. There was no one else to vote for.

    • @an882
      @an882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All the repugnant republican pieces of sh*t are.

    • @РэйЧехов
      @РэйЧехов 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's immature to believe in fictional genders

  • @brianc7604
    @brianc7604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Who let the dogs out"
    Should be played everytime they show
    Marjorie Taylor Greene.

    • @Mel-pb5xw
      @Mel-pb5xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dogs are FAR are better than that!!

    • @hankthepatriot3733
      @hankthepatriot3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every time I see that vile woman Mister Ed comes to mind! "Willllllburrr"

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Poor dogs

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Insulting to dogs around the world...she/it is a freak

    • @kronicpain7357
      @kronicpain7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poor doggies but legit

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I'm betting Jimmy is about to get a case of free bisquick though...

    • @SP-cd3wo
      @SP-cd3wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      True! Hook it up Jimmy lol

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They should donate a massive amount to food banks in Jimmy's name.

    • @jaskirat1999
      @jaskirat1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can you reply to this so I know what it feels like to get a new message from New Message?

    • @markshannon2959
      @markshannon2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha...he should

    • @SP-cd3wo
      @SP-cd3wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markfairbanks3533 ding ding 🛎 there you go!!

  • @perrymason4208
    @perrymason4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Worst person of 2021 is a pretty difficult accomplishment 😂

  • @AlexOvTheAbyss
    @AlexOvTheAbyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is why I changed my Alexa devices to respond to "Echo" instead of "Alexa"

    • @DannyBgood521
      @DannyBgood521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL!!

    • @ellasmommy9278
      @ellasmommy9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I really need to do that too

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My niece had that name first. Her parents changed the name of their device.

    • @Superstorm50
      @Superstorm50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t have one for many reasons

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Edu_Kate i think the name should change based of which one respond to it more

  • @roseblake5803
    @roseblake5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I thought Marjorie Taylor Greene was transgender. 🤷‍♀️

    • @freddiefalcon2402
      @freddiefalcon2402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, she's female.

    • @tracy4591
      @tracy4591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Agree 100% Rose!! Honestly, she does look like a man.

    • @Deb_BG
      @Deb_BG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wait --- I didn't even know she was human.

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @roseblake5803
      @roseblake5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@freddiefalcon2402 - No way !!!!!

  • @Makermook
    @Makermook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    My decision to never get an Alexa is hereby thoroughly justified.

  • @stephw.6539
    @stephw.6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey he picked a good song! Not even mad my Alexa scared the crap out of me, next time I will pay attention to what Jimmy is saying 😂

  • @marygriffey4598
    @marygriffey4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    She's a prime example of what raising a child on ignorance versus raising a child on love looks like...

    • @cullenbohanonn8292
      @cullenbohanonn8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right? I can’t wait to teach my child that there’s infinite genders. I can still raise my child with love without tainting their brain with complete bs. Do you know what the gender unicorn is?

    • @williamjohn8846
      @williamjohn8846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi

    • @danielwarner7572
      @danielwarner7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to wonder how proud her family must be of their little darling.

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What would a Democrat know about raising a child? Half of them are aborted and the other half sit around hungry in dirty clothes watching their parent smoke crack....but...at least that crack is organic, vegan, and gluten free

    • @clarevela8181
      @clarevela8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamgullett5911 😂 yup

  • @doougle
    @doougle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Sounds like a "get rich bis-quick" scheme.

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sigh... take your stupid upvote.

    • @doougle
      @doougle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunayoshi LOL, Thanks!

    • @ChrisJones-nb2wz
      @ChrisJones-nb2wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment right here

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (Groan) 😂😂😂😂

  • @newyorkerjoe123
    @newyorkerjoe123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov 🖋📃

    • @aayank93
      @aayank93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and "when stupidity becomes a norm, society collapses"- History

    • @limoselect
      @limoselect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I start believing it’s more manipulation than stupidity. It just show how bad is the intention, sad!

    • @StratsRUs
      @StratsRUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "There's such a a fine line between Stupid.... and Clever '' David St.Hubbins

    • @atedinahalf6288
      @atedinahalf6288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luckily your governor is a Patriot.

    • @codysnow40
      @codysnow40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The irony from you is so thick I could barely read your "stupid" comment. Asimov was pro free speech stupid.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Two new phrases I learned today:
    Congress Karen
    and
    Orange Privilege
    Class monologue, Jimmy🏆

  • @linmiller8147
    @linmiller8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Greene must be spending a fortune having all those disrespectful signs and masks printed up. I guess when you are not on any committees, you have a lot of time think up "clever" slogans and order unfortunate minions to go to the printers.

    • @georgepantazis141
      @georgepantazis141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does she belong to of the. Two ,,I think she is a Alien.

    • @freethought2296
      @freethought2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Trump is paying for the masks by utilizing the same misappropriated campaign funds he used to hush porn stars.

    • @keithprice4711
      @keithprice4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadly, more people like her will get elected in 2022 with the way the Republicans are

    • @queensrule4450
      @queensrule4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of like @Freethought posted, are these one-offs, which cost a lot more, or does anyone know if she's hawking her masks online? Don't really see the t666p connection, but is *she* using campaign funds for them? Every day she does nothing but show just what an idiot she is. Did all the republicans give her permission to speak on their behalf? There doesn't seem to be a line to get crossed for her outrageous crap; it is actually approved.
      Crazy.

    • @nestface4705
      @nestface4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Disrespectful to put a sign up saying only 2 genders when it's a fact. Truth sounds like hate to those that hate the truth

  • @nancyjay790
    @nancyjay790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "When Marjorie Taylor Greene hears about this, potato heads are gonna roll." 😹

    • @merlestewart6913
      @merlestewart6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm confused. I though she IS Potato Head....

    • @ReneeHarris2018
      @ReneeHarris2018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Potato head went gender neutral but it always has been!

  • @Jessica-go6cy
    @Jessica-go6cy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Taylor Greene, “Trust the Science”, from the person who said, “Jewish space lasers”. I can’t even right now Bisquick. Alexa Volume 10 play who let the dog’s out!!! I don’t have Alexa.😒😒😒😒😬😬😬😬

    • @TNDRAV
      @TNDRAV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t get it. Mine has been unplugged for 11 months.

    • @man-solo89
      @man-solo89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a dum chick huh...she is so horrible nd crazy they need her outta there asap

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TNDRAV so jews are not evil?

    • @TestedShots
      @TestedShots 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jimmy kimmel is the liberal man

    • @georgei546
      @georgei546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Male and female that's it. sorry it's in the Bible.

  • @delsean47
    @delsean47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I think we should give the "Karen's" of the world a break and substitute "Karen' With "Marjorie".

  • @salvadorjuarez9708
    @salvadorjuarez9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    She wears her ignorance as if is something to be proud of.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How many genders are there?

    • @RawUndergroundMusic
      @RawUndergroundMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@a.k.4o 2️⃣

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@a.k.4o send your mum my regards

    • @cullenbohanonn8292
      @cullenbohanonn8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not ignorance. I don’t understand dude. How many genders are there then? Infinite?

    • @bottleaire2082
      @bottleaire2082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She can't be proud of that face of hers... Not sorry. She brought the childish ugliness, I'm playing the game on the field.

  • @ashleymachado1570
    @ashleymachado1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    it’s so funny that she puts a sign saying “trust the science” when they literally haven’t during the whole COVID-19 pandemic

    • @Wardads1
      @Wardads1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Bud Weiser99 No she isn't ,ever hear of hermaphrodites ?

    • @ashleymachado1570
      @ashleymachado1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bud Weiser99 she’s not though, scientists have proved this to be wrong. people literally study this in college and prove it is wrong and flawed. it’s hilarious how many of you people think she is right when people have gone to get PhD’s, master, and etc. in this study to prove her wrong.

    • @ashleymachado1570
      @ashleymachado1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bud Weiser99 have you even tried looking up studies yourself? i bet not because there’s a whole field of study for genders and it’s not limited to only 2, but rather many or multiple. if you wanna continue listening to these uneducated rich losers go ahead. i’ll go listen to people who are educated and get their money’s worth in studies that is backed up by SCIENCE.

    • @ashleymachado1570
      @ashleymachado1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bud Weiser99 this is the dumbest comment ever. it doesn’t matter if you identify yourself as a man or if you have kids. there’s more than 2 genders and people really study this and know it is fact. scientists have even told us the sex is only a social contract by SOCIETY. it’s not bound to 2. get a book and read on it. it’s not some made up stuff

    • @mogamadgreyson143
      @mogamadgreyson143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bud Weiser99 but not in her head.

  • @Donpequeno317
    @Donpequeno317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Watching Jimmy at night is the best

    • @tatespeech1511
      @tatespeech1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh you got a heart from Jimmy Kimmel live

    • @olivecooks7887
      @olivecooks7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Overrated.. fo real doe

  • @domestikgoddez9823
    @domestikgoddez9823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    always a giggle with Kimmel

  • @sophiesunshine3733
    @sophiesunshine3733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Jimmy: Now get your amazon device in the shot
    Me: Quickly unplugs Alexa

    • @HappyLife693
      @HappyLife693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smart!

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol! 😂😆💀

    • @andrewcoon7695
      @andrewcoon7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I forgot my Amazon tablet had it, (I use it so little only as an alarm clock) Then I heard it ordering "The Serious Goose" for some reason it didn't hear his other orders.

  • @cindykidd9174
    @cindykidd9174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I fell asleep with the tv on running TH-cam. I was woken up by the song “who let the dogs out”. Totally confused at what was going on, Jimmy was on the tv can’t hear what he is saying and who let the dogs out was playing. Figured out it was Alexa and the n stopped it. Still confused, I rewound the video and then it became clear. Thanks Jimmy at 6am 😡🥺🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @CajunLady333
      @CajunLady333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He used Alexa to do an Aunt Chippy type joke on you. 😂

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am so sorry for giggling at this, because I know I would be annoyed myself- but I still find it funny. I'm so sorry........

    • @ammarabatool9910
      @ammarabatool9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sorry, but I am laughing at it.

  • @aaronleverton4221
    @aaronleverton4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Trust the science."
    We're going to quote you on that.

    • @sallyhines7527
      @sallyhines7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL, True. It's funny that she would have "Trust the Science" on her wall, and yet say that the Equality Act is “an attack on God’s creation.”

    • @mikaelleonbriones6356
      @mikaelleonbriones6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same woman who said Jewish Space lasers where even a thing, not even Reagan could do it.

    • @aaronleverton4221
      @aaronleverton4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikaelleonbriones6356 Are you doubting the existence of the Alan Parson Project?

    • @sallyhines7527
      @sallyhines7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikaelleonbriones6356 So true.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So why doesn't she believe masks reduce the virus spreading. Speaking of masks... her's said, "this mask is as useless as Joe Biden", was that a GOPQ call for unity?

  • @N30NR10Tx
    @N30NR10Tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Donald Trump is the only guy that can cheat on his wife and taxes in the same bed." LMAO Truth

    • @sandragill9916
      @sandragill9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And get away with it

    • @rgbrin
      @rgbrin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and biden is the man to take Trumps place,,,,wake up fool...we are now becoming a third world country under biden,,,,you leftists haters just can't stop hating on Trump which makes you sound a fool...give us something " Good " that biden has done ,,,you can't , he's a total screw up

  • @aver9586
    @aver9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Trust the science coming from Marjorie Taylor Greene is rich.

    • @artos1955
      @artos1955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...but...the Jewish space lasers...

    • @warpedjaffas1
      @warpedjaffas1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Somebody needs to ask her about her God now that she's so sciencey 🤣

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, this is the only thing she's ever been right about lol

  • @laureneras9523
    @laureneras9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    MTG "Stop pointing out my crimes and let's focus on me harassing children and being a bigot"

    • @moemeneldukany4191
      @moemeneldukany4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Telling children the truth isn't harassment, not wanting a guy to compete in woman's sports and use women bathroom isn't bigotry. It's reason. Wanting otherwise is evil. People like are hypocrites for claiming you support women

    • @laureneras9523
      @laureneras9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@moemeneldukany4191 Transphobic people tell themselves all kind of bigoted things. NO TRANS PERSON WANTS TO HURT YOUR CHILDREN!!! That thinking is wrong but you'll never understand something or someone you don't see as human!!!

    • @victoriawilliams2786
      @victoriawilliams2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@laureneras9523 Thank-you! You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • @devinmccrone5570
      @devinmccrone5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@laureneras9523 Trans people are human nobody is debating that so don’t make straw men. (Or ze/zer) but what people are saying is that many Tran activists including the current assistant health secretary for the USA thinks it ok to putting kids on hormone blocker is virtuous and has no negative effects, when that’s false. And people like you who are so ideological that the only response is “you don’t see the world the way I do? You must be a bigot” are the people who are creating a society that is so polarized that we can’t have real discussion without worry someone will call us an ist or phobic for saying thing that are perfectly normal

    • @laureneras9523
      @laureneras9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@devinmccrone5570 I was responding to one person's bigoted comments. Bigots don't need people defending them. If you want to help the trans community call out bigots. Don't defend them

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jimmy waits for people to 'go get their phone', as if people ever put their phone down.

  • @logithambidurai9260
    @logithambidurai9260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Already bought it Kimmel! My grandchildren love it!

  • @KB-hd4iz
    @KB-hd4iz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    What's scary: Green would fit right in certain parts of Alaska. Too bad our glaciers all melted; a deep crevasse would be just the place for that cretinous crevice.

    • @sueburek3725
      @sueburek3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Polar bear: wtf, spits out slimy blonde haired thing

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sueburek3725 Awww, the poor Polar Bear already having problems with his habitat melting and food source threatened and then he has to deal with this Karen? Poor guy can't catch a break.

  • @cd-py8bv
    @cd-py8bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Stormy Daniels should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom, actually. She started the Orange rolling.

  • @autumnbranch5839
    @autumnbranch5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Greene is the Orange.

  • @carolyntaylor6259
    @carolyntaylor6259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This woman is part of our Congress and that means she was elected. That is the most worrisome fact of all. This is no laughing matter.

    • @lynnquin8565
      @lynnquin8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. It's just like I've said about Trump -- he was ELECTED and what frightened me even more than Trump was the fact that a large percentage of Americans supported his hateful rhetoric and not only that, a sizable percentage of those people actually considered, and still consider, Trump as a savior or demi-God. It's enough to terrify any rational, reasonably intelligent person.

  • @weepeeteeee
    @weepeeteeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Title: Marjorie Taylor Greene Frontrunner for Worst Person of 2021. She's a Trump University graduate, what else can you expect?

    • @faceones
      @faceones 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your front runner cancel culture

    • @kathyfranklund3628
      @kathyfranklund3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if she got her money back! Or did she use it as a donation to get on board with the idiocy parade! Because you know she’s got her baton!

  • @dollymadison2397
    @dollymadison2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I should have known not to take a sip of my coffee when MG started talking. I choked when she actually say she's a victim. She sure has picked up the baton from DT.

  • @alainsavard3680
    @alainsavard3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Jimmy stop insulting Karens... Green is a substantial notch more obnoxious.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She's the Queen of Karens. A Qaren.

    • @ChrisAlbertH47
      @ChrisAlbertH47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed. I think we should make "Marjorie" the new term for Karen.

    • @RadagastBrown420
      @RadagastBrown420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, she's more of an Eva.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamepapa1211 True

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChrisAlbertH47 *Truer*

  • @sonic22751
    @sonic22751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Well I stepped out of my office while the video was going and Jimmy set off my Alexa. I came back to my coworkers laughing hysterically.

  • @ScaryHairyHarry
    @ScaryHairyHarry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If there's Hasbro, there needs to be Hassis as well.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Along with Himhee's chocolate?

    • @susu_m
      @susu_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆 funny

  • @dale3404
    @dale3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “Worse person of the year.” And it’s only February.

    • @dale3404
      @dale3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Digby Dooright
      The people who voted for her worry me.

    • @zoobrizz
      @zoobrizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know. The dark days of Biden are approaching

    • @joesmith34
      @joesmith34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the hush money that J B and his son made from Ukrane Jimmy..Answer that one.

    • @Soleial
      @Soleial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Daniel Leonard its not a trap, support them instead of breaking them.

    • @clazh79
      @clazh79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Daniel Leonard Anyone with archaic and ignorant views repent! Ask common sense, logic and science for help! It's not too late for you!

  • @mrrobot8973
    @mrrobot8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You all allowing a spying device in your home that is listening at all times is nuts..I hope you realize this.

    • @xxmunkiexx
      @xxmunkiexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no one cares. do you have a cell? a computer? yea, they've been doing this for awhile.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxmunkiexx Thats misinformation.. now shut it and vote blue

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxmunkiexx and there lies the problem, fools like you not caring about privacy. PCs and Cells have ways to keep them from doing so, unlike Alexa. Not to mention those electronics are necessary, Amazon Alexa is not necessary.

  • @suzannegiannini85
    @suzannegiannini85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Seriously, Marjorie has nothing over Donny on the worst person in 2020.

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Come on. Give the young ones a chance. They're really trying very hard.

  • @mikeg3950
    @mikeg3950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    She acts like that because it ends up getting her on Jimmy Kimmel live. We gotta stop even caring what she says. Give her NO press.

  • @themadhacker9376
    @themadhacker9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    as soon as he started talking about the echos, i immediately muted mine "I freaking know whats coming!"

  • @jennifergross3506
    @jennifergross3506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is the funniest thing for a person who refuses to deal with alexa

    • @AlfaGiuliaQV
      @AlfaGiuliaQV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would never deal with those devices either. Why would you give up your home to the big tech corporations, and pay for it? The phone is enough.

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup. "Alexa". Cute name for a microphone planted in your house that records every word and is connected to the internet.
      (Or do people think it magically turns itself on just in time to hear them say "Alexa"? 😂

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep! Laughing because I don't have Alexa.. 😅 I am not interested in paying to have a creepy spying device in my house. 😒

    • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
      @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heatherm2140
      Exactly. It ("Alexa") is creepy right?
      Wonder how people would feel if it was called "Demitri Lenin Xi Stalin 1984 Listening Device"

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 Yes! A rose by any other name would be just as creepy.
      I'm not much for conspiracies but.... I'm also pretty wary of the idea of self driving cars... the thought that if that were to get hacked... yeeesh, downright scary.

  • @beccamatlock2376
    @beccamatlock2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I just cried laughing about this Alexa monologue.

  • @zoeyhaskell5892
    @zoeyhaskell5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    LOL My Alexa caught the 'Serious Goose" and ordered it. I don't have children, but I will read your masterpiece novel. Lmao

  • @aaronw8781
    @aaronw8781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Could you imagine Marjorie Taylor Greene being your crazy, obsessed ex?

    • @Nefilum
      @Nefilum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No.

    • @coldwinter5710
      @coldwinter5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ugh, no. Marjorie Taylor Greene would easily end up as a blonde Jodi Arias. Seeing how crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene is has convinced me that there are plenty of members of Congress who are just as crazy as Maxine Waters aka Mad Maxine.

    • @jazziesroom2247
      @jazziesroom2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uuuuummmmm! That's the scariest thing I have heard all week...And to think, I have 2 ex's...Imagine: 1. A QANON nutjob & 2. A Trump Cultist...
      I hear the X FILES music already...

    • @bonniewadams7914
      @bonniewadams7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chills just ran down my spine! 😱

  • @mrsdraper171
    @mrsdraper171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Trump needs to pay the 30 million to fix the capital.

    • @jtcarpenter6357
      @jtcarpenter6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the 9 months of riots that caused billions in damage this summer

    • @mackking8223
      @mackking8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After they get done with him, Donald Trump isn't going to know what 30 million is.Ivanka and Melania might have to hit the streets under the names Corona and Virus.

    • @jtcarpenter6357
      @jtcarpenter6357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mackking8223 fun fact, trump is the only president that hasn’t become richer bc of the presidency.

    • @tiffanynicole6232
      @tiffanynicole6232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jtcarpenter6357 whatever damage that happened this summer was covered by insurance not tax payers. Tax payers will have to pay for the capital damage.

    • @kathyfranklund3628
      @kathyfranklund3628 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’ll just file bankruptcy or not pay the debt. What the heck are you thinking! If we fix it the way he wants it’ll never get done

  • @kaedasonata4432
    @kaedasonata4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Literally the *only* time I'm sad that I don't have Alexa. lol :P You should have a weekly game. "Let's tell Alexa!" And you can tell Alexa to do 1 crazy thing a week!

  • @jackiealv6547
    @jackiealv6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “The kids ran out of oxygen and passed out“ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "no republicans condone the attack" yet they refuse to allow the instigator to be brought to justice.

  • @awildaquinones6222
    @awildaquinones6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Karen" needs a makeover...Mrs. Potato head has better taste.

    • @Youuuuppppe
      @Youuuuppppe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      She really does always look haggard

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Youuuuppppe I think her cold confused heart shows..

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@YouuuuppppeShe's an Idaho.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats the authentic Karen look though.

    • @yomomma9815
      @yomomma9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... and better looks.

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Visiting here in mid-December of 2021 - MTG would definitely be the winner, for the very worse person ever.

  • @SunnySky7
    @SunnySky7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My dogs really liked that "Who Let the Dogs Out" part, ha!! I also needed Bisquick so thanks for that last night actually.

  • @bethberndt3172
    @bethberndt3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am sitting right by my Alexa and it never went off. And I need Bisquick!

  • @ThePinkBinks
    @ThePinkBinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Husband is now threatening Alexa to a game of hockey. 😂😂😂😂
    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @garybaltiejus7248
    @garybaltiejus7248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She would make the top ten worst people of all- time list

  • @R-A-F
    @R-A-F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I've changed my Alexa wake up command to *"Computer"* 🤫

    • @kaihuang4970
      @kaihuang4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is such a trekkie thing to do 👍

    • @dawntreader2420
      @dawntreader2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice! NTG all the way!

  • @toms5996
    @toms5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He's gone crazy with his power to command Alexa lol Hopefully he won't start telling Siri what to do...

    • @amylee9092
      @amylee9092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Avital Oberstein Apple is old news. You pay 1200 bucks for three-year-old Android tech running on a really restrictive operating system. My $200 Moto G Fast has a 33% better camera, fingerprint scanner, headphone jack, FM radio, and micro SD card slot. Also, I'm not restricted to only the Google Play Store when I want to download apps, and Google Play Protect scans apps from outside the Play Store to make sure they're safe, too. Plus, on Android, I can play Yoshi's Island using an emulator (as well as basically any classic game).

  • @Zukadog
    @Zukadog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In the bath watching this.. hag to jump out to stop ‘who let the dogs out’ my four Great Danes went mad.. thanks J

  • @michelleannmartin6642
    @michelleannmartin6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, I don’t know what is funnier, the fact that it worked...or the fact that I tried it!

  • @bluejay3945
    @bluejay3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just got “50 shades of Orange “ starring Majorie Taylor Greene on netflix

    • @mackking8223
      @mackking8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did Alexa order it for you?😂😂😂

  • @pheresy1367
    @pheresy1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm sorry I did that"... right after doing it again.

  • @MegaDeansy
    @MegaDeansy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Was just about to type 'Thank God my 'Alexa' only responds to my Scottish accent' - when it started booming out 'who let the dogs out' !!. When are they gonna create a 'LOYALTY' algorithm ??

  • @jeannedigennaro6484
    @jeannedigennaro6484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “This will be my GameStop “.

  • @sidmukh123
    @sidmukh123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Marjorie is a prime example of how sometimes human evolution can take a misstep.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And she obviously never studied nor read a science textbook and learned about hermaphrodites and intersex persons.

    • @sidmukh123
      @sidmukh123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SayAhh , TBH, I am more worried about the people who voted her in

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A misstep??? Evolution did a face plant into horse manure then trampled by a herd of elephants, stung by a colony of bees, infected by gonorrhea and devoured by vultures, then crapped onto the floor of Congress, where surprisingly nearly half of the congressmen don't even notice anything out of that ordinary, and are right at home with this defocated pile of vulture food.

    • @sidmukh123
      @sidmukh123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markfairbanks3533 , can’t beat that 🤣

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except nature got it right by creating man and woman. Only two. Follow the science.

  • @ThePrinceHerb
    @ThePrinceHerb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love listening to both Jimmy’s after work, makes my night :)

  • @terrybrennan1749
    @terrybrennan1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I don't often use the "C" word, but when I do, it is in reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene"

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I couldn't agree more, she deserves that title.

    • @cd-py8bv
      @cd-py8bv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, agree. Useless, divisive C. I forgot delusional, too.

    • @Robertthomas79
      @Robertthomas79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cd-py8bv same as the lady across the hall who's kid is VERY sick and confused...

    • @sophiatesch2494
      @sophiatesch2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same.

    • @sophiatesch2494
      @sophiatesch2494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Robertthomas79 what’s sick is people that attack things that they are too stupid to understand and is really none of their damn businesses. Human Rights are rights for all humans that’s all slow learners like yourself and MTC need to understand.

  • @mysteriousplankton
    @mysteriousplankton 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My local morning news once blurted out "Alexa, play Marvin Gaye" and it did. It made my morning a whole lot better.

  • @larrybenoit1274
    @larrybenoit1274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Don’t ask me why, but when I think of Marjorie Taylor Green the term “Ding-a-ling”, comes to mind.

    • @chrissheehan4774
      @chrissheehan4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No that's Biden Harris

    • @bonniewadams7914
      @bonniewadams7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Many terms come to mind when I think about her..... Moran. Gullible. Karen. Loud mouth. Should NOT be in Congress.

    • @ginalahue8694
      @ginalahue8694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrissheehan4774 be careful what you ask for...Some people could still be thinking of the Chuck Berry song "My Ding-A-Ling"

    • @jwhit127
      @jwhit127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrissheehan4774 bot

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ginalahue8694 I know I am now

  • @phatty416
    @phatty416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Don Rickles would've loved the joke. Miss him and his savage roasts

  • @missmiou6273
    @missmiou6273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    OMG that is funniest thing ever
    see what happen when you let robot run your life

  • @fitzgeraldsigns5301
    @fitzgeraldsigns5301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who are you a hypocrite to judge a righteous woman like Marjorie!

  • @Lukasafer
    @Lukasafer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Y'all don't get how much republicans LOVE Greene
    Well Trumplicans, True Republicans can't really stand the Trumplicans

    • @brians.2392
      @brians.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um you do know only 7 or 8% disapprove of him right?

    • @brians.2392
      @brians.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You say trumplicans is an insult those are the true Republicans who are for America First.

    • @madduckling2071
      @madduckling2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brians.2392 The Motherland is supreme!!

    • @paulschockner1445
      @paulschockner1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brians.2392 more like the CEOs first

    • @brians.2392
      @brians.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulschockner1445 Yeah cause that's why the CEOs and owners of big companies donate to dems.

  • @sravanvlogs1377
    @sravanvlogs1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Watching Jimmy Kimmel live is like a stress buster

    • @ivoryfyall4231
      @ivoryfyall4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSS!!!! Who are you telling 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾💯

  • @TheRadFactor
    @TheRadFactor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Unnecessary Censorship" is the funniest segment on TV at the moment, hands down. LoL

  • @susannegrabowski4685
    @susannegrabowski4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    MTG "only 2 genders..."
    Lindsey Graham MIGHT have something to say against THAT!😁

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s both at the same time, which is perfect because he flip flops constantly.