... she's not vile, she wants to protect children from being able to see unicorns and furries in their school books, and if that means that a few of them have to be brutally sh0t at school every other week, who cares....(sarcasm)
and the wannabe dictator donny sells his hats and shirts that are made in China, Nicaragua, El Salvidor... ANYWHERE but USA... in sweatshops (owned by Ivanka?)... costing $3 to make. Selling for $30+ each.
What's confuses me is these Republican politicians lie so much, yet they get the majority evangelical vote.I am a Pastor in South Africa,the Bible calls Satan, the father of lies
TRUMP supported American businesses, by preventing those businesses that hired Americans from going under. This is what happens when American businesses must compete with global corporations that can have items made cheaply in China. Trump enforced tariffs and border laws that prevented American companies from hiring cheap foreign labor instead of Americans at the legal American minimum wage.
"Shameless, worthless, grifters and leaches" that about sums these vile people up. So glad to hear you calling them out for exactly what they are - nobody else is. I wonder just how many Americans understand how close we really came on Jan. 6.
You are totally right 👍 There isn't enough Americans speaking up on that fact. Allowing morons on the right to hurt our nation. DaiperDon didn't give a damn the affect of telling lies about the electoral system would have! While he knew the whole time there wasn't any fraud or cheating. His people all around him repeatedly told him to stop telling people it was rigged, it's not true. But Daiperman did not care. He'd rather see the Nation go down than loose his position as President. How could anyone American get behind these fools baffles any sound thinking human.
@@servdv trying drugs like pot doesn't make you want to try other drugs? What happens when you run out of drugs? Don't people do crazy things to get their fix? Please tell me why doing drugs is a good thing.
Aww is a woman who works out to much of a man for you? She's a full woman but she's not a pathetic wimp like you so she must be a man by your standards
@@ernestassam5419 That's your OPINION! An opinion is not always based on fact. Intelligence has nothing to do with opinions. So, there are many who don't agree with you and your opinion of MTG. Ms Green and her constituents have a right to build on their political beliefs no matter how much YOU dislike her.
If she got rid of terrorism, then she would have nothing to complain about (but I'm sure she would find something else). Besides, actively investigating and prosecuting domestic terrorists would be attacking one of her big constituent voting blocks.
Without medical pot I would have continued to be locked up several times a year due to ptsd anger issues. I went at least 20 some odd years doing this. Ever since I've used weed instead of pharmaceuticals to treat my symptoms I haven't been locked up ONCE. In 8 years. No Ma'am Margarine Greene, weed doesn't trigger any violent behavior.
I cant smoke weed anymore because it gives me panic attacks but I'll tell you, while I'm having a panic attack, the last thing I'm thinking about is attacking someone else while my brain is attacking itself.
@@writtenhousesecurity6499 Well, the reviews of Reefer Madness faded out long ago right along with your antiquated mother who got passed around quicker than a cheap joint in the '70's lol.
@@nickro7722 I had to google FJB. I'm assuming you're referring to Joe Biden? He's not my first choice, but in the embarrassment department, he doesn't hold a candle to Chump and his ilk.
She is. And that’s why she isn’t the problem as much as the millions of total f’in idiots we have living in this country. I swear it’s unique to US. To have this many idiots. The world is laughing.
As a Republican I'm glad Kimmel has an in-office job at least; but MTG is an embarrassment to us all and the good people of her district must send her packing.
Too late for that. She won her primary a few weeks ago against 5 other Republicans. She got 70% of the vote. The next closest Republican got 15%. And in a district like that, no Democrat will win for a long, long time, if ever.
She has no place in politics, her only goal is to foment hate and chaos. Shame on the people who sent her to Congress. I pray for the day Dems and Repubs can have civil discourse about what is good for America. Treating fellow citizens as the enemy is insane, no one wins.
We make fun of MTG for being crazy, but the really scary thing is the number of people who support her and the fact she is still electable just blows my mind!! 🤯
She ran unopposed because she sicced her rabid fans on her opponent, causing him and his family to get serious death threats and harassment to the point where he dropped out of the race. She’s a monster leading monsters.
the stupidest people are those who think Buyden is actually doing a good job, and calling the shots himself.. you would not be one of those idiots, would you?
There is a reason why MYG hates anything LGBT. It's obvious. She was born a he. She is trans. Why do you think she brags about her weightlifting prowess? Look at the square jaw! It is often the case that closeted people, especially famous or powerful people, attack these groups as a cover. Recall all the TV evangelists caught doing what they preached as "sinful." Recall MTG putting a transphobic sign on the door of her colleague in the House. She's covering!
As transphobic and homophobic as she is, it makes me wonder what's going on in her own home. Perhaps she has issues with her husband and her children that she's covering by pointing her finger elsewhere. "With Republican's, every accusation is a confession."... Brian Tyler Cohen
@@rogerdildeau7507 Lol, what perversion? He just pointed out MTG is probably transphobic because there might be something else going on in her own family, like a lot of Republicans.
First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, earlier inhabitors, Asians, Christians...and even most Democrats.) Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not. 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land. John 1:5 And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
Gabriela Jimenez was videoed saying she was enslaved and saw people eating people. She looked sad, disgusted and in shock as she moved her hands to her mouth while explaining how they were eating. She said they smelled like humans. She said billionaire Carlos Slim knew about it. Police took her away and I've read she was never seen again. Gabriela was a little frantic, as would be anybody, and why is she missing now? I've seen at least 4 other people telling of the billionaire crowd doing the above kind of activities. God's own people were doing Satanism often in the Old Testament. He slaughtered many and booted the rest out of the promised land. He said he would bring them back one day and they would worship him. They recently got their land back but most of them and their billionaires are still worshiping Satan.
@@zizzie4081 nah, you either decompress or go insane. When they were looking at him with the WTF look, I'd have figured it out and ducked out of camera view to laugh.
@@eugeneelar2231 I don’t care what your opinion of these women are. You just don’t like them because they’re not trumplicans and fascists like you. Big damn deal.
Agreed. "The media" IS out of control. That is the only thing I'm close to siding with tRump on. It is already proven that if you repeat lies, even calling them lies, that a certain amount of people will remember it as a truth. No oxygen no fire.
I'm sort of torn on this. On the one hand I agree with you, on the other hand people need to see constantly how batshit insane she is while overseeing government policy. Best not to forget this creep is in the building trying to change the rules in her and Gilead's favor.
Liked specifically for the Made in the USA bit, what phonies! Cheers to Jimmy and anyone else supporting USA jobs. It may cost a little more but your neighbor gets to put food on the table 👍
Would any of them really have ARs though? I mean, maybe Snoop from his days in Compton lol? If they do, they're probably locked up safely, because those people listed are all smart people.
@@waryaawariiri1812 They refuse to Be WOKE ... That's just the way Fox News wants them 😴 SLEEP They won't even use Common Sense!!! Hey haven't you heard that Common Sense ISN'T Common anymore with Fox News viewers 🤔 🙄 ☺
Say what you want about Kimmel, but right now he is the best TV host at making political commentary, besides John Oliver. This is called journalism, exposing idiocy and hipocrisy.
Why waste time on a small fry like MTG when there's toxic schmucks like Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz etc out there? Riiight... let's just perpetuate the "Karen" trope
@Jac Daniels I have problems with insane, transphobic, and homophobic women who idolize guns as though they were God and thought jewish space lasers were real.
he was ousted bc he was invited to the sex parties matt gaetz has with marjorie taylor green, lauren boebert, and kristen sinima. they’re all gross awful people.
I’m convinced Margie had some girl on girl experience in college and liked it. But now she represses her feelings and acts out with hostility, especially towards Ocasio-Cortez.
It's a lie, these kimmel sheep just regurgitate everything these talk show hosts and ccn lie to them about. Kimmel has no spine like his followers have no brains.
I remember Chris Rock making a statement about gun control during one of his stand-up routines, and I actually think it makes a lot of sense… “We don’t NEED gun control; we need BULLET control. Make every bullet $5,000.”
That way only the rich can afford to protect themselves great idea. Kind of like the politicians who called to abolish police but kept private security who by the way also have guns.
MTG's sacred traditional marriage: one husband, one wife, one personal trainer and one tantric sex guru. Brilliant! Edit: The tantric-sex guru has political views very different to hers: one photo shows him wearing a hat that looks like a MAGA one, but actually reads "Made You Look, Black Lives Matter".
First off, thank you for putting an image in my head I can never unsee lol but, adulterous behavior is really kind of a common theme in the republican party. Trump notoriously got his mistress pregnant while married to his first wife, Ivana. He then went on to have an affair with a porn star and paid her off while married to Melania. He has objectified women his entire life. Check out his Howard Stern appearances. I can’t remember a time when the Republican party would ignore these discretions. I’m starting to think they are not nearly as focused on Christian values as they claim to be.
Good lord MTG, way display fear mongering in the simplest way. She just summed up her lack of common sense in one shot. I wonder if she knows that she will be compared to Joseph McCarthy, which ain't something one should be proud of.
@@sharongamble9854 and your opinion seems to be clear, as otherwise, there was no purpose to your comment. I second Andrew's motion and move to amend that may she receive the same level of love, acceptance, compassion and justice that she seeks to inflict upon others.
@@spvillano I'm glad my opinion is clear. We all are entitled to an opinion whether other people agree with it or not. A differing opinion shouldn't mean you dislike or hold malice against the one with an opposing thought or idea. There's a lot of perpetuating malice in the media by all sides.
GOP...Pretend Fear. That's all they do...pretend stuff didn't happen and pretend the boogie man is coming to get you....FOR DECADES THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE.
I agree 100% with everyone here who loves Breaking the News. I often skip past the on-the-street segments where people are making fools of themselves, and your "reporter" is helping them along. This, however, is one of the best. I hope we see a lot more of Tony.
OMG, when he had his guys/girls whatever asking about the big fight w Roe vs Wade the other day was just to damn silly. I don't understand how the camera guys were NOT laughing and just enjoying watching ppl be dumbasses! I would have busted out laughing and wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face lol
How is calling a protected class of citizens terrorists for no other reason than existing NOT hate speech?? I mean by the letter of the law?! How is she able to keep her position while defaming & inciting harm to a portion of her electorate..?
Tbh I don't agree with a lot of what trans people say and seem to believe but these Republicans are so fixated on them that I now wonder if I was always wrong about everything.
Maybe this Pride month the Republican party will accept their closeted gays/bisexuals like Walker, Gaetz, Graham, Jordan, Cawthorn, Hawley, DiSantis, Cruz, Rubin, Hannity, Tucker, Fuentes, Shapiro, Kirk, Bannon, Bongino, Miller, Rhodes, Tarrio, Stone, Jared etc. "coming out" in the open.
That's a good question. You could go ask AOC as she should have all the answers due to the fact she wrote the book on all this lunacy🤦♂️ She says "extreme racism, misogynistic white supremacist terrorist blah blah blah" literally every time she speaks or tweets or thinks apparently. They're both fn' frauds and should be sent to pasture..
She is not the problem she is only a symptom of the problem. The people that elect these people are the problem. What are they going to do about them. I'd start with educating people.
@@cal_rich Couldn't come up with anything original? You copied the original comment verbatim, changing only the name, kinda like Melania plagiarized Mrs. Obama's speech. Am I shocked, coming from a MagaTurd and Perjury Traitor Greede fan? Not in the least. As your orange god would say, "Sad." Just sad.
Laura Ingram is a shameless money grubbing rubber stamp for all that is wrong with her and her ilk .... it's only about ratings and book sales and the truth matters little
@dan mac I check in occasionally to see if Jimmy is still a political hack or if he’s actually funny again..I see it’s still the former..I’ll see myself out now
I'm a Canadian, not from BC though, and I have to say that decriminalizing personal doses of "hard drugs" (If we're being honest, some are harder than others) only makes sense. Why on earth would you want to punish a drug user (especially drug addicts). Drug addicts need help and support. I think that B.C. is ahead of the curve on this one.
I'm looking forward to how this turns out. I'm also not surprised that BC is willing to try this. I've lived in the US for years now, but the Lower Mainland is still home. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
Sure... But what's the "recreational dose" of fentanyl? This one seems off. It's like Europe decided to test weapon legalization: pistols, machine guns and TACTICAL NUKES.
Wow, the segment when JK displays the tags on the shirts sold by the _far right_ all made in other countries shows the duplicitous nature of those -people- things. Also a good side note to how they are doing & saying the devisive things they are to line their pockets with the hard-earned money of their rabid following.
@@perryelyod4870 Sad thing is, Letterman did this with trump on his show years ago…brought out his products and not one was made here. All trump did was shirk and smirk.
As a 61 year old transwoman. I've been trans since 1964, everyone who has known me in the last 61years would laugh at the thought of me harming another living being.
some people fear what they don't understand. she doesn't realize that her kind is the real danger. she is too self-centered and self important to GET IT! she raises money on peoples fears...
Other late shows are funny with their roasts of Trump but I love the F you energy Jimmy brings to exposing this turd for what he is. I appreciate your attention to detail and hard work haha 😆
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes Donny, Donny pumpkin head Had a psychopath father named Fred Wanting to be just like his dad Followed him around as a wee little lad Little Donny was the runt of the litter Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter Until one day he was thrown off and banned He started waving his tiny little hands Blaming everyone for his own mistakes Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes He called himself the chosen one Election was stolen and he really won Pillow head Mike is overly excited Even though Donny's organization got indicted His empire of corruption is about to crumble Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
I love how blunt he is about how vile mTG is
EmptyG
@Gun care.Health control.
No, she's not.
@Gun care.Health control.
I'll have to agree with Gandhi, then...
@Gun care.Health control. No. She is not.
... she's not vile, she wants to protect children from being able to see unicorns and furries in their school books, and if that means that a few of them have to be brutally sh0t at school every other week, who cares....(sarcasm)
As a disabled war vet, weed has stopped me from being violent. Also, MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's.
"MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's"
THAT"S IT! I knew I've seen that face somewhere before.
LMAO.
Nonsense. Vincent was handsome.
MTG proves the adage "ugly is as ugly does."
I had to Google that, but that comparison was uncanny. We need to get this message across Twitter.
🤣
MTG told one undeniable lie when she said "I think."
I agree 🤣🤣.
THIS!!
She's winning!!
She is also winning at fooling idiots who vote for such a despicable violent creature.
Says the guy who voted for a depends model
MTG should have not merely " the book thrown at her", but the entire library.
Starting with the Law Books 📚 😌 👌 ☺️ [ LOL 😆 ] !
The only time I've ever been violent when high is when I have to involuntarily see or hear Laura Ingraham
😂😂✌😂😂
Lol!
and the wannabe dictator donny sells his hats and shirts that are made in China, Nicaragua, El Salvidor... ANYWHERE but USA... in sweatshops (owned by Ivanka?)... costing $3 to make. Selling for $30+ each.
😂😂😂
we would like it if our own border was safe along with the schools I wonder how many of these Mass shootings are done by democrats jimmy
Why is MTG acting sanctimonious, she cheated on her husband twice!! That's the reference Kimmel was eluding to..
Getting it on with the hot guys who came to her crossfit gym, I think.
The one article I read about it said the one guy confirmed it but didn't want to talk about her and the other had nothing nice to say about her.
What's confuses me is these Republican politicians lie so much, yet they get the majority evangelical vote.I am a Pastor in South Africa,the Bible calls Satan, the father of lies
She did her husband a favor. Maybe the only "nice" thing she's ever done.
Were those guys blind or had a neanderthal fetish?
Thank you for supporting American businesses Jimmy!
TRUMP supported American businesses, by preventing those businesses that hired Americans from going under. This is what happens when American businesses must compete with global corporations that can have items made cheaply in China. Trump enforced tariffs and border laws that prevented American companies from hiring cheap foreign labor instead of Americans at the legal American minimum wage.
That's a cool profile name you have there. If only more people cared about actual policies than about virtue signalling and complaining.
I don't even wear T-shirts, but I am sure as hell buying one of these!!
"Shameless, worthless, grifters and leaches" that about sums these vile people up. So glad to hear you calling them out for exactly what they are - nobody else is. I wonder just how many Americans understand how close we really came on Jan. 6.
Kimmel is what you just described
Southbury girl, how does it feel to be brainwashed?
You are totally right 👍 There isn't enough Americans speaking up on that fact. Allowing morons on the right to hurt our nation. DaiperDon didn't give a damn the affect of telling lies about the electoral system would have! While he knew the whole time there wasn't any fraud or cheating. His people all around him repeatedly told him to stop telling people it was rigged, it's not true. But Daiperman did not care. He'd rather see the Nation go down than loose his position as President. How could anyone American get behind these fools baffles any sound thinking human.
@@thecool5718 ppppppp pp p
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Violent behavior from a drug that makes people laid back? Cross dressing and trans? WTF?
Lmasssso
Up next on Fox News...Beavis and Butthead try to read the weather report.
@@TheDarkness1 🤣🤣🤣
@@TheDarkness1 good one
@@teresabates1498 Next episode, Trump being interviewed by Cartman. No Donny! That's my pot pie! Stay tuned for an epic cat fight.
Pot makes you too lazy to go get your gun
Right??😂😂😂
@Jesus what are you trying to say???
Spoken like a MAGAt
Blames pot for shootings? Have you ever met an angry stoned person? I haven't.
Drugs make you crazy is not a crazy thing to say.
@@gageshippy2256 yup you can always tell someone that never had pot before Lmao too funny pot makes you eat snakes and lay on the couch.
... asking for a friend 😁
@@servdv that typo makes it sound crazier than before. Lounging about eating _snakes??_ * shudder *
@@servdv trying drugs like pot doesn't make you want to try other drugs? What happens when you run out of drugs? Don't people do crazy things to get their fix? Please tell me why doing drugs is a good thing.
"Garbage person MTG" Well, somebody finally found the most succinct way to describe her.
@Jac Daniels oops are you triggered and so fast .
It's an insult to hard working garbage people to be compared to her, but the point is taken.
Trump 2024. Make America great again again
@@scotttavernier720 He didn't make America great the first time. But by his cards and his book by all means. 🦇💩👹.
I think MTG should slow down on the testosterone injections.
Aww is a woman who works out to much of a man for you? She's a full woman but she's not a pathetic wimp like you so she must be a man by your standards
lookin like Mark McGwire.
👍👏👏
@@markmac2206 You can't disrespect Mark McGwire like that bro
MTG is such a terrible human being!!
I disagree - she's not a human being :)
Breaking the News is definitely a keeper, Kimmel. Give Tony a raise!
I just came on to say the very same thing. That is comedy gold.
👏🏻👏🏻
I was rolling
In the immortal words of Ed McMahon, YES!
@@funkaddictions ---- I wish I was rolling, but I ran outta weed.
Every time she speaks I have the same reaction. "Can such stupidity truly exist?"
Every time Joe Biden speaks and Kama Harris speaks I have the same reaction. "can such stupidity truly exist?"
Sadly, it is the level of intelligence of her constituents that she exhibits. Imagine returning her to the house?
@@ernestassam5419 That's your OPINION! An opinion is not always based on fact. Intelligence has nothing to do with opinions. So, there are many who don't agree with you and your opinion of MTG. Ms Green and her constituents have a right to build on their political beliefs no matter how much YOU dislike her.
Yes.
Sadly.
Just look at Boobert and that wing ding from Alaska.
Geezus.
She's not stupid - she's evil.
MTG: complains about terrorism
also MTG: votes against the terrorism bill
If she got rid of terrorism, then she would have nothing to complain about (but I'm sure she would find something else).
Besides, actively investigating and prosecuting domestic terrorists would be attacking one of her big constituent voting blocks.
Because the real terrorists vote for her
She did the same thing with baby formula
She also dangled to the yokels that 'Jewish SPACE LASERS' were starting forest fires in California too. 🙄
She voted against it because deep down she knows who the REAL terrorists are.
MTG has children. I feel so sorry for those poor kids.
Without medical pot I would have continued to be locked up several times a year due to ptsd anger issues. I went at least 20 some odd years doing this. Ever since I've used weed instead of pharmaceuticals to treat my symptoms I haven't been locked up ONCE. In 8 years. No Ma'am Margarine Greene, weed doesn't trigger any violent behavior.
I cant smoke weed anymore because it gives me panic attacks but I'll tell you, while I'm having a panic attack, the last thing I'm thinking about is attacking someone else while my brain is attacking itself.
Tell that to the drug cartels
@@writtenhousesecurity6499 I told that to your wife and she was impressed...
@@pimslickins8321 Yes STD is bad , I'm glad it help you get through it.
@@writtenhousesecurity6499 Well, the reviews of Reefer Madness faded out long ago right along with your antiquated mother who got passed around quicker than a cheap joint in the '70's lol.
That MTG is still a candidate for Congress is an embarrassment.
FJB is an embarrassment
@@nickro7722 I had to google FJB. I'm assuming you're referring to Joe Biden?
He's not my first choice, but in the embarrassment department, he doesn't hold a candle to Chump and his ilk.
You ain't seen nothin yet. Stacey Abrams?
@@prometheus5700 Yes. Out here in middle America it's odd someone who's done nothing gets so much lib media love.
yes her and rashida talib omar ilhan and many more
MTG being a straight icon is a bad look for the straight community
She's only an icon for little green men....
Ikr? Makes me want to find a woman. Actually, it's bc of ppl like _her_ that I don't trust women.. so imma stay w/ my man.
She ain’t a icon for the straight community…she is an icon for the freak, the insane and the over the board orange fake tan person
Is she trans?🙏
Oh.. BEHAVE!
You know that when MTG starts a sentence with, “I think…” or “Probably…” that she’s going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid.
"You know that when MTG starts a sentence, that she's going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid." FIFY
You are giving too much credit. Any time she opens her mouth.....
@@TheDarkness1 EXACTLY..MTG is UNHINGED DELUSIONAL , DERANGED N Definitely DOES NOT BELONG in CONGRESS..But then Neither do the Rest of the GQP...
She always says something crazy
@@jeffb9991 Good point, troll.
MTG is nuts, but she’s also truly terrifying. And she’s actually in Congress.
She's actually a perfect representation of how stupid our country is.
Yep...a lot of Confederate Trump Nazis there. They love to HATE. 🍴💩🎺
also she's trans
She is. And that’s why she isn’t the problem as much as the millions of total f’in idiots we have living in this country. I swear it’s unique to US. To have this many idiots. The world is laughing.
Terrifying? How so?
As a Republican I'm glad Kimmel has an in-office job at least; but MTG is an embarrassment to us all and the good people of her district must send her packing.
You are a rino
Too late for that. She won her primary a few weeks ago against 5 other Republicans. She got 70% of the vote. The next closest Republican got 15%. And in a district like that, no Democrat will win for a long, long time, if ever.
They will not....she's echoing their sentiments
Fluck the "packing". Send her as a package to Nicaragua
She has no place in politics, her only goal is to foment hate and chaos. Shame on the people who sent her to Congress. I pray for the day Dems and Repubs can have civil discourse about what is good for America. Treating fellow citizens as the enemy is insane, no one wins.
We make fun of MTG for being crazy, but the really scary thing is the number of people who support her and the fact she is still electable just blows my mind!! 🤯
For real
She ran unopposed because she sicced her rabid fans on her opponent, causing him and his family to get serious death threats and harassment to the point where he dropped out of the race. She’s a monster leading monsters.
the stupidest people are those who think Buyden is actually doing a good job, and calling the shots himself.. you would not be one of those idiots, would you?
Christians are supposed to love everyone. But to support her evil ways ,shows that they are not the Christians they " call themselves". Imo
@@reginafutch3211 those without sins are the ones who throw the first stones? and when are Christians suppose to love everyone?
Hypocrisy: NRA didn’t allow guns in their own conference but the GOP senators allow it in grocery stores, churches and schools
As much as I hate the NRA, it wasn’t their decision - it was the Secret Service.
Where did you get that fact
It's because they know the dangers of that many people with different life situations having guns. But don't care when they are safe and can profit.
That's very true. They DON'T allow guns ANYWHERE THEY CONGREGATE.
Of course. The GOP/NRA Purge should only include citizens, but not the NRA and GOP.
Laura Ingraham's own brother calls her a "monster".
There is a reason why MYG hates anything LGBT. It's obvious. She was born a he. She is trans. Why do you think she brags about her weightlifting prowess? Look at the square jaw! It is often the case that closeted people, especially famous or powerful people, attack these groups as a cover. Recall all the TV evangelists caught doing what they preached as "sinful." Recall MTG putting a transphobic sign on the door of her colleague in the House. She's covering!
I always mute most of greenes rants. OMFG! She actually said this!!!
As transphobic and homophobic as she is, it makes me wonder what's going on in her own home. Perhaps she has issues with her husband and her children that she's covering by pointing her finger elsewhere. "With Republican's, every accusation is a confession."... Brian Tyler Cohen
@@rogerdildeau7507 you should be ashamed of yourself being a roger dildeau. Repent your sins and God will show you the way to be a transformer.
With the amount of steroids Marjorie is using, her head must be really messed up...😕
@@rogerdildeau7507 Lol, what perversion? He just pointed out MTG is probably transphobic because there might be something else going on in her own family, like a lot of Republicans.
First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, earlier inhabitors, Asians, Christians...and even most Democrats.)
Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
John 1:5 And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.
Gabriela Jimenez was videoed saying she was enslaved and saw people eating people. She looked sad, disgusted and in shock as she moved her hands to her mouth while explaining how they were eating. She said they smelled like humans. She said billionaire Carlos Slim knew about it. Police took her away and I've read she was never seen again. Gabriela was a little frantic, as would be anybody, and why is she missing now?
I've seen at least 4 other people telling of the billionaire crowd doing the above kind of activities. God's own people were doing Satanism often in the Old Testament. He slaughtered many and booted the rest out of the promised land. He said he would bring them back one day and they would worship him. They recently got their land back but most of them and their billionaires are still worshiping Satan.
Breaking The News is so good please do more
Thanks Jimmy as always well done 👍
If being with MTG were part of the package, that would make many, many men consider a different lifestyle to save themselves from HER.
And lesbians going straight.
She's gross!
Meanwhile.....MTG is muff diving on Lauren Boebert.
@@jeffb9991 Lol. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
If she were the last woman on Earth, I would still refuse. I'd rather be abstinent!
“Breaking the News” needs to be a regular segment. That was amazing.
I concur
Could have done without the bodies. Not this week
@@zizzie4081 Ugh. Yeah. Good point.
@@zizzie4081 nah, you either decompress or go insane.
When they were looking at him with the WTF look, I'd have figured it out and ducked out of camera view to laugh.
Much respect for consistently & deservedly mocking the deplorables.
At least she knows what a woman is and knows 60year old men in women's clothes don't turn into women
@@eugeneelar2231 are you saying you don’t know what a woman is?
@@eugeneelar2231 MTG IS the result of 60 different genders. God, look at that mess.
@@marty4278 pelosi,cortez,crazy maize,omar,talib ect if you want to look at a mess
@@eugeneelar2231 I don’t care what your opinion of these women are. You just don’t like them because they’re not trumplicans and fascists like you. Big damn deal.
Jimmy is the best. Wittiest, funnest, good human being. I dont miss a show.
Why are his ratings so much lower than tucker?
@@scotttavernier720 because he does something that is missing at Fox..... TRUTH
@@scotttavernier720 see you're still in the weeds throwing bombs....a rino would have more character
@@scotttavernier720 Tucker is a HATER....only maga and Putin Russians embrace him, not Americans
If she wanted to truely address "grooming", she should have brought up the churches
Excellent point
GoP politicians and their bimbos in the media want nothing except getting/keeping power and benefiting from that power financially.
Or Trump. Or Gaetz. Or Jordan.
@@curtisthomas2670 right!!
Grooming is when you put your kids in front of a Christmas tree holding a gun.
MTG has all the fake fear and no solution to Her delusion.
I wish people in general would quit giving her what she wants, obviously attention and media coverage.
yeah when I saw the video about fake burgers and peach tree dishes, she almost started laughing before speaking. Later someone in the room busted out.
Agreed. "The media" IS out of control. That is the only thing I'm close to siding with tRump on. It is already proven that if you repeat lies, even calling them lies, that a certain amount of people will remember it as a truth. No oxygen no fire.
Agreed...
I'm sort of torn on this. On the one hand I agree with you, on the other hand people need to see constantly how batshit insane she is while overseeing government policy. Best not to forget this creep is in the building trying to change the rules in her and Gilead's favor.
@@EarthmanJim Gilead. Right on the nail.
OMG....My stomach hurt from laughing 😃 so hard. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long while. Pleeeese do MORE. Love u2, Jimmy.
Liked specifically for the Made in the USA bit, what phonies! Cheers to Jimmy and anyone else supporting USA jobs. It may cost a little more but your neighbor gets to put food on the table 👍
My neighbor is a meth head, food on the table is the least of his concerns
@@klintburns7230 move out of that red state man.
If Laura Ingraham is right about smoking marijuana, we better take Tommy Chong's, Willie Nelson's and Snoop Dog's, AR's away.
Don't forget Skynyrd
well... lol
“Laure Ingraham is right”, said no reasonably intelligent person ever
Would any of them really have ARs though? I mean, maybe Snoop from his days in Compton lol? If they do, they're probably locked up safely, because those people listed are all smart people.
@@kbanghart Snoop isn't from Compton, he's from Long Beach.
Sometimes exposing the grift is as simple as ordering a T-shirt.
They should return them, too, for misleading since they claimed the products were partially made in US.
There you go being all "woke" and stuff... Lol
@@waryaawariiri1812 They refuse to Be WOKE ...
That's just the way Fox News wants them
😴 SLEEP
They won't even use Common Sense!!!
Hey haven't you heard that Common Sense ISN'T Common anymore with Fox News viewers 🤔 🙄 ☺
Say what you want about Kimmel, but right now he is the best TV host at making political commentary, besides John Oliver. This is called journalism, exposing idiocy and hipocrisy.
Apple gets away with "packaging designed in California". Hahaha 🤣
Wow!! Jimmy had the RECEIPTS on Don Jr.'s merch gift!
Excellent!!!
Excellent!!!
I love how much Jimmy despises MTG. Same dude.Same
Why waste time on a small fry like MTG when there's toxic schmucks like Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz etc out there? Riiight... let's just perpetuate the "Karen" trope
I can't despise her, she can't rise to that level and she's already beneath contempt.
@Jac Daniels I have problems with insane, transphobic, and homophobic women who idolize guns as though they were God and thought jewish space lasers were real.
If dress-crossing is a warning sign of murderous psychosis, then we all should be extra careful with bra-wearing Madison Cawthorn.
Or MTG.
J Edgar Hoover
he was ousted bc he was invited to the sex parties matt gaetz has with marjorie taylor green, lauren boebert, and kristen sinima. they’re all gross awful people.
Only if you're a dead tree that isn't up a slight incline. Otherwise you're fine.
😂😂
Breaking the News is brilliant. I need 80 more of these please
Thank you Jimmy for a good laugh as always. 🙏😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍
I’m convinced Margie had some girl on girl experience in college and liked it. But now she represses her feelings and acts out with hostility, especially towards Ocasio-Cortez.
Well AOC is kinda hot.
Possibly, I’m convinced she hates Trans people so much because she looks like a man.
I think you nailed that analysis. Why pay so much attention to AOC and harass a transgender child's mom if you aren't attracted to those people.
No, she's REALLY HOT!!
🤔You may be on to something......
When trump actually Stated " I'm Running as a Republican, those people will Believe Anything " We all should have taken that more seriously.
💯
This comment needs WAY more “likes”. I’ll bet none of his supporters neither know he said this or believe it’s true. I remember it well. ✌🏼
@@peaceloveharmony7213 Wut?😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
It's a lie, these kimmel sheep just regurgitate everything these talk show hosts and ccn lie to them about. Kimmel has no spine like his followers have no brains.
That was a fake quote. He didn’t say that.
I remember Chris Rock making a statement about gun control during one of his stand-up routines, and I actually think it makes a lot of sense…
“We don’t NEED gun control; we need BULLET control. Make every bullet $5,000.”
You can make a homemade bullet for pennies on the dollar. You can also print weapons now. Gun control is null & void. It's way too late.
Bigger and blacker. Best stand up of all time.
That way only the rich can afford to protect themselves great idea. Kind of like the politicians who called to abolish police but kept private security who by the way also have guns.
you can walk into some gun stores and big hunting supply stores and buy everything you need to make your own bullets.
Keep it up Jimmy! I'm so with you, Happy Pride month Marge!
I was really hoping that Kimmel's merch would have a 'Made in Guillermo's Garage' tag on them.
What a great idea!!
HAHA!!! Guillermo's "Tea" is more like it! Or Corona. Not the virus!
It will still be made in the USA tho lol
@@calibankzthomas9229 yes that's part of what makes funny.
That would be certifiable 100% Made in the USA!
Marjorie Trailer Queen has no problem with adultery. She definitely paid the guy because look at her lol.
You couldn't pay me enough!!
@@TheBigDogz89 😊😃😂😂😂!!
I could never have sex with that umpa lumpa loving psycho MTG.
Let's be better than making fun if her looks
@@MatataMcCleskey Ok Mom. How about your spelling? Lol
If straights have to depend on the likes of her to procreate, extinction isn’t a bad idea.
Thank you for using her preferred pronoun ! 😁
Freaks here. Will be glad when progressives progress into a void.😎
So you don’t know anything about her but hating hard core… lol ridiculous
@@amonrodriguez3518 I mean she is an awful person lol she should not be in a position of power
@SEM do you REALLY care about DNA?
TRANSPHOBE
The Breaking the News bit is the funniest lmao in a while....nailed it!
MTG's sacred traditional marriage: one husband, one wife, one personal trainer and one tantric sex guru. Brilliant! Edit: The tantric-sex guru has political views very different to hers: one photo shows him wearing a hat that looks like a MAGA one, but actually reads "Made You Look, Black Lives Matter".
The irony of Manjorie Traitor Gangrene who looks like a Man in a dress or a self hating closeted Trans Man. That's why she's so hateful.
First off, thank you for putting an image in my head I can never unsee lol but, adulterous behavior is really kind of a common theme in the republican party. Trump notoriously got his mistress pregnant while married to his first wife, Ivana. He then went on to have an affair with a porn star and paid her off while married to Melania. He has objectified women his entire life. Check out his Howard Stern appearances. I can’t remember a time when the Republican party would ignore these discretions. I’m starting to think they are not nearly as focused on Christian values as they claim to be.
Meanwhile she's the one passed around at the republican orgy. At least that's what Madison Cawthorn says. 🤷♂️
Hahaha!! That's awesome, I want one of those hats!
Lol so is Margerie Traitor Greene hanging out with Antifa now? After all, she call every black person an Antifa. 🤦🤦♀️
Good lord MTG, way display fear mongering in the simplest way. She just summed up her lack of common sense in one shot. I wonder if she knows that she will be compared to Joseph McCarthy, which ain't something one should be proud of.
She will be forgotten, far worse than being compared to McCarthy.
@@Foolish188 Hopefully she will be forgotten!
Meanwhile....she's dumpster diving on Lauren Boebert.
We still pee on his grave stone here in Wisconsin.
@@marvinmartion1178 I'm near Chicago, perhaps one day I'll take a trip up and join you! XD
Amazing show Jimmy keep it up 💯
Breaking News had me cracking up
We all know that Donkey from Shrek was not only sweet, but cute, too. Marge is neither.
Voiced by Mike Myers you know.
Thank you 🙏🏻 thank you all for bringing all this hypocrisy to light! 🙏🏻
Jimmy your the best!
I cant believe mtg just won in her district. damn fools. can we maybe look at the water supply in that city cause something has to be wrong there
That woman is plain venomous.
Which one? Mtg or Laura Ingram?
@@gageshippy2256 There are quite a few of them out there!
May Mrs. Green receive all the negativity she puts out in the world back on herself.
This is just YOUR opinion. Not everybody has to agree with you or Kimmel.
@@sharongamble9854 and your opinion seems to be clear, as otherwise, there was no purpose to your comment.
I second Andrew's motion and move to amend that may she receive the same level of love, acceptance, compassion and justice that she seeks to inflict upon others.
@@spvillano I'm glad my opinion is clear. We all are entitled to an opinion whether other people agree with it or not. A differing opinion shouldn't mean you dislike or hold malice against the one with an opposing thought or idea. There's a lot of perpetuating malice in the media by all sides.
@@sharongamble9854 that doesn't even make sense. a wish is not an opinion.
amen
Breaking the News is the funniest segment yet. Please bring it back!
The “Breaking News” was hilarious! 😂
FACTS.
thank you jimmy for being the voice of truth.
GOP...Pretend Fear. That's all they do...pretend stuff didn't happen and pretend the boogie man is coming to get you....FOR DECADES THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE.
Exactly.
Looking from afar, it seems to me that one hour of fox news is far more dangerous than a ton of marijuana.🇬🇧
Unfortunately lot of brainwashed people watch it and believe it. There is senior citizen group in Florida that get together to watch Fox News😳
@@pumathewsp737 so much for older and wiser..🇬🇧😖
Helllll yes!!!!!
When you're high on weed ... You don't want to leave your couch let alone the house... 🤦🏻♀️
Tony with Breaking the News was great. Loved his sence of humor.
I agree 100% with everyone here who loves Breaking the News. I often skip past the on-the-street segments where people are making fools of themselves, and your "reporter" is helping them along. This, however, is one of the best. I hope we see a lot more of Tony.
I doubt she even knows who he was.
OMG, when he had his guys/girls whatever asking about the big fight w Roe vs Wade the other day was just to damn silly. I don't understand how the camera guys were NOT laughing and just enjoying watching ppl be dumbasses! I would have busted out laughing and wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face lol
same!! i skip them because they are painful awkward. but THIS one was fantastic!! i really hope they do more, it was fkn hilarious!
Do you think anyone would shed a tear if MTG became the victim of a crazed gun man. PERSONALLY I'd crack a 🍺
Me too, probably have more than one though.
We could pray for her, (not)
Me too!
I'd pop a bottle open. 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
@@kiza4178 _exactly_ not.. mostly bc I don't pray.
Dear Jimmy
You don't mince your words at all and that's what I like about you.
Yeah him and colbert
I can't wait until he does an episode on all the pedophiles in CNN, that one is going to be funny.
@@bewawolf19 keep listening to the voices in your head lmao
@@thend4427 John Griffin.
4head.
MTG is such an embarrassment to the human race.
That breaking the news bit was a lovely light in some dark times.
It had me on the floor. Love that guy!
Breaking the News needs to be a recurring skit lmao
Ditto. LMAO!
The only way to stop a bad guy with a bong is a good guy with a bong.
Breaking the news is comedic gold! :)
I need to know who the hell voted for MTG.
FJB
He has a point in the “made in” tag … shame on trump
Everything Trump is a lie or a facade. From his hair to his bone spurs.
Yall are delusional
F Trump
@@jwp1180 republicans are delusional.
Like those stupid Chinese MAGA hats...and stupid "patriots" wearing them.
My favorite Jimmy in the whole wide world!!!
👋🏼☺️💙
“Breaking the News” segment is hysterically funny 😄!
Definite keeper.
How is calling a protected class of citizens terrorists for no other reason than existing NOT hate speech?? I mean by the letter of the law?! How is she able to keep her position while defaming & inciting harm to a portion of her electorate..?
Tbh I don't agree with a lot of what trans people say and seem to believe but these Republicans are so fixated on them that I now wonder if I was always wrong about everything.
I was wondering the same. I’m from Sweden and this is just horrendous to watch. How they can continue is a mystery to me,..
Maybe this Pride month the Republican party will accept their closeted gays/bisexuals like Walker, Gaetz, Graham, Jordan, Cawthorn, Hawley, DiSantis, Cruz, Rubin, Hannity, Tucker, Fuentes, Shapiro, Kirk, Bannon, Bongino, Miller, Rhodes, Tarrio, Stone, Jared etc. "coming out" in the open.
@@jeffb9991 Ask Trump
That's a good question. You could go ask AOC as she should have all the answers due to the fact she wrote the book on all this lunacy🤦♂️ She says "extreme racism, misogynistic white supremacist terrorist blah blah blah" literally every time she speaks or tweets or thinks apparently. They're both fn' frauds and should be sent to pasture..
I LOVE 'Breaking The News'!!!!!!!!! More please.
This lady MTG is out of her mind, how can any half decent human being vote her into office
Because we're not half decent. We're fully decent. Pride month is a narcissistic display of perversion.
She was literally the only choice at the time if I recall
She is not the problem she is only a symptom of the problem. The people that elect these people are the problem. What are they going to do about them. I'd start with educating people.
Georgia? Decent? (Sorry, Aunt Frances!)
Disgusting people where she is from where maga means take us back to slavery based on race. That's what she is about.
Jimmy, no matter how disturbingly dystopian and weird stuff gets, you always crack me up and lift my spirits. Thank you muchisimo!! XO
Aw Little Jimmy is pooing his diaper because he’s a Woke Coward!
Laura In Graham is just upset more people would rather smoke pot then watch her show. ☝️🧐
More people want to smoke weed than watch Jimmy Kimmel also..what an odd thing to say
I would HAVE to smoke pot just to watch 3 seconds of Laura the Clown.
@@cal_rich Couldn't come up with anything original? You copied the original comment verbatim, changing only the name, kinda like Melania plagiarized Mrs. Obama's speech. Am I shocked, coming from a MagaTurd and Perjury Traitor Greede fan? Not in the least. As your orange god would say, "Sad." Just sad.
Laura Ingram is a shameless money grubbing rubber stamp for all that is wrong with her and her ilk .... it's only about ratings and book sales and the truth matters little
@dan mac I check in occasionally to see if Jimmy is still a political hack or if he’s actually funny again..I see it’s still the former..I’ll see myself out now
I'm a Canadian, not from BC though, and I have to say that decriminalizing personal doses of "hard drugs" (If we're being honest, some are harder than others) only makes sense. Why on earth would you want to punish a drug user (especially drug addicts). Drug addicts need help and support. I think that B.C. is ahead of the curve on this one.
I'm looking forward to how this turns out. I'm also not surprised that BC is willing to try this. I've lived in the US for years now, but the Lower Mainland is still home. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
It unfortunate a similar bill on the Federal level got cut.
Sure... But what's the "recreational dose" of fentanyl? This one seems off. It's like Europe decided to test weapon legalization: pistols, machine guns and TACTICAL NUKES.
Absolutely. Check out Portugal. It’s worked there.
Kimmel is a beast! Love him!
Breaking the News was awesome. Do more for sure!
For sure, if those cops hadn’t been standing around outside sharing a doobie, maybe they would’ve been motivated to run inside and save some lives!
If tRump was there he would have run right in without a gun, just like he wanted to do in Florida.
@@northerngm6431 but his bonespurs unfortunately make it impossible ;)
Or maybe that insecure messed up kid, should not have had access to a killing device because Abbott is making it easier to buy guns!!??
@@js8270 very well said 👏 👍 👌
Every cop wants to be an action hero but when it's time to step up they turned more flaccid than Donnie Drumpf's dongle.
Wow, the segment when JK displays the tags on the shirts sold by the _far right_ all made in other countries shows the duplicitous nature of those -people- things. Also a good side note to how they are doing & saying the devisive things they are to line their pockets with the hard-earned money of their rabid following.
It's unfortunate that the show had to pay for those items, thus contributing to the TRump grift. Taking one for the team?
Every single Republican is either running a con, or a sucker, and that is not an exclusive or.
@@perryelyod4870 that is unfortunate but worth the money to show how little they care about their followers. Do as I say, don't do as I do.
They are all like that. Bobert, MTG, Gaetz, the Trumps. The lot of them.
@@perryelyod4870
Sad thing is, Letterman did this with trump on his show years ago…brought out his products and not one was made here. All trump did was shirk and smirk.
As a 61 year old transwoman. I've been trans since 1964, everyone who has known me in the last 61years would laugh at the thought of me harming another living being.
Much peace & love to you ❤
Get it girl, live your life ✌🏼♥️
Hey sister happy pride month! From your younger trans brother.
some people fear what they don't understand. she doesn't realize that her kind is the real danger. she is too self-centered and self important to GET IT! she raises money on peoples fears...
???? What???
The guy at the end is hilarious.
Love your humor Jimmy. You are wonderful!💖💕🤗💕💖
Other late shows are funny with their roasts of Trump but I love the F you energy Jimmy brings to exposing this turd for what he is. I appreciate your attention to detail and hard work haha 😆
Egotistical Nursery Rhymes
Donny, Donny pumpkin head
Had a psychopath father named Fred
Wanting to be just like his dad
Followed him around as a wee little lad
Little Donny was the runt of the litter
Started spreading unhinged rants on Twitter
Until one day he was thrown off and banned
He started waving his tiny little hands
Blaming everyone for his own mistakes
Hush money to porn stars, whatever it takes
He called himself the chosen one
Election was stolen and he really won
Pillow head Mike is overly excited
Even though Donny's organization got indicted
His empire of corruption is about to crumble
Can't even walk down a ramp without a stumble
Oh Donny, Donny pumpkin head, when will you accept accountability instead?
Kimmel hates the man with every cell of his being...that comes out clearly!😃
Couldn't have said it any better! 👍
Jimmy told you that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach' 😂
And you believed it!
@@russellm2555 I'm an immunologist and virologist... you know nothing about me. Hope you have a pleasant day there, Russ.
Marjorie Taylor Greene opens her mouth.
Me: Ah here we go, what moronic thing is she going to say now?
The "pot-induced psychosis in teens" argument is literally 100 years old.