Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hate During Pride, Don Jr’s Hypocrisy & Laura Ingraham Blames Pot Not Guns

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  • The Celtics & Warriors kick off the NBA Finals in San Francisco, Laura Ingraham of Fox News is blaming gun violence on marijuana, Garbage-person Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia has been trying to pin some of the blame on those who support the LGBTQ+ community, Sarah Palin is keeping busy warning viewers of Fox News that the Democrats are trying to kill them, Donald Trump Jr’s official online store is pushing products that are “designed and embroidered in the USA” but actually made in places like China, Nicaragua and El Salvador, the company in charge of Elvis Presley’s brand has ordered wedding chapels in Nevada to stop using Elvis in their ceremonies, and we take to the street to confuse people with the first of what we hope will be many editions of “Breaking the News.”
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  • @jefffreeman644
    @jefffreeman644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    MTG is such a terrible human being!!

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I disagree - she's not a human being :)

  • @jaredf3844
    @jaredf3844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Can every American just agree on the fact that the entire trump family has done nothing to help America?

    • @laroncolton2047
      @laroncolton2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real because senile crooked joe has greatly advanced the people's situation folks if you cant define a woman you shouldn't get to speak in public let alone be in the government

    • @loomspace
      @loomspace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Actively dividing it.

    • @JB-pl1iu
      @JB-pl1iu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well. They exposed the racists hiding among us so we now know who to avoid in our social life at least.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, they helped gave racists and fringe xenophobic a voice in government so...yay?

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But they revitalised democracy by trying to overturn American democracy…

  • @firefoxblue5803
    @firefoxblue5803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Every time she speaks I have the same reaction. "Can such stupidity truly exist?"

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time Joe Biden speaks and Kama Harris speaks I have the same reaction. "can such stupidity truly exist?"

    • @ernestassam5419
      @ernestassam5419 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly, it is the level of intelligence of her constituents that she exhibits. Imagine returning her to the house?

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ernestassam5419 That's your OPINION! An opinion is not always based on fact. Intelligence has nothing to do with opinions. So, there are many who don't agree with you and your opinion of MTG. Ms Green and her constituents have a right to build on their political beliefs no matter how much YOU dislike her.

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.
      Sadly.
      Just look at Boobert and that wing ding from Alaska.
      Geezus.

    • @CryptocurrencyInsider
      @CryptocurrencyInsider ปีที่แล้ว

      She's not stupid - she's evil.

  • @brendamcdonall5798
    @brendamcdonall5798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    MTG should have not merely " the book thrown at her", but the entire library.

    • @allenlovell1604
      @allenlovell1604 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starting with the Law Books 📚 😌 👌 ☺️ [ LOL 😆 ] !

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    As a disabled war vet, weed has stopped me from being violent. Also, MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's.

    • @markguzewski5430
      @markguzewski5430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      "MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's"
      THAT"S IT! I knew I've seen that face somewhere before.

    • @Jekons
      @Jekons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      First, Thank You for your service🫡
      Second, You are so spot on about her looking like Perlman!!!😂

    • @mattisonquinn6486
      @mattisonquinn6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      LMAO.

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nonsense. Vincent was handsome.
      MTG proves the adage "ugly is as ugly does."

    • @somtrip
      @somtrip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I had to Google that, but that comparison was uncanny. We need to get this message across Twitter.

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I think MTG should slow down on the testosterone injections.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww is a woman who works out to much of a man for you? She's a full woman but she's not a pathetic wimp like you so she must be a man by your standards

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lookin like Mark McGwire.

    • @donnawhiteturkey7240
      @donnawhiteturkey7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👍👏👏

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@markmac2206 You can't disrespect Mark McGwire like that bro

  • @Overcaffenated
    @Overcaffenated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    "Garbage person MTG" Well, somebody finally found the most succinct way to describe her.

    • @jancook4495
      @jancook4495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jac Daniels oops are you triggered and so fast .

    • @thisisspartacus
      @thisisspartacus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's an insult to hard working garbage people to be compared to her, but the point is taken.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump 2024. Make America great again again

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@scotttavernier720 He didn't make America great the first time. But by his cards and his book by all means. 🦇💩👹.

  • @SouthburyGirl
    @SouthburyGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Shameless, worthless, grifters and leaches" that about sums these vile people up. So glad to hear you calling them out for exactly what they are - nobody else is. I wonder just how many Americans understand how close we really came on Jan. 6.

    • @thecool5718
      @thecool5718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kimmel is what you just described

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 ปีที่แล้ว

      Southbury girl, how does it feel to be brainwashed?

    • @chuckwarchild3150
      @chuckwarchild3150 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are totally right 👍 There isn't enough Americans speaking up on that fact. Allowing morons on the right to hurt our nation. DaiperDon didn't give a damn the affect of telling lies about the electoral system would have! While he knew the whole time there wasn't any fraud or cheating. His people all around him repeatedly told him to stop telling people it was rigged, it's not true. But Daiperman did not care. He'd rather see the Nation go down than loose his position as President. How could anyone American get behind these fools baffles any sound thinking human.

    • @byronleach3767
      @byronleach3767 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thecool5718 ppppppp pp p

    • @byronleach3767
      @byronleach3767 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pp pp ppppp

  • @dinkazoid
    @dinkazoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I love how blunt he is about how vile mTG is

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      EmptyG

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Gun care.Health control.
      No, she's not.

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Gun care.Health control.
      I'll have to agree with Gandhi, then...

    • @KayakFishing44
      @KayakFishing44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Gun care.Health control. No. She is not.

    • @jameandthegiantpeach2273
      @jameandthegiantpeach2273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ... she's not vile, she wants to protect children from being able to see unicorns and furries in their school books, and if that means that a few of them have to be brutally sh0t at school every other week, who cares....(sarcasm)

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Pot makes you too lazy to go get your gun

  • @Mid-American
    @Mid-American 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    As a Republican I'm glad Kimmel has an in-office job at least; but MTG is an embarrassment to us all and the good people of her district must send her packing.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a rino

    • @DirtFlyer
      @DirtFlyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too late for that. She won her primary a few weeks ago against 5 other Republicans. She got 70% of the vote. The next closest Republican got 15%. And in a district like that, no Democrat will win for a long, long time, if ever.

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      They will not....she's echoing their sentiments

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fluck the "packing". Send her as a package to Nicaragua

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      She has no place in politics, her only goal is to foment hate and chaos. Shame on the people who sent her to Congress. I pray for the day Dems and Repubs can have civil discourse about what is good for America. Treating fellow citizens as the enemy is insane, no one wins.

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    That MTG is still a candidate for Congress is an embarrassment.

    • @nickro7722
      @nickro7722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FJB is an embarrassment

    • @Bobalicious
      @Bobalicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickro7722 I had to google FJB. I'm assuming you're referring to Joe Biden?
      He's not my first choice, but in the embarrassment department, he doesn't hold a candle to Chump and his ilk.

    • @prometheus5700
      @prometheus5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You ain't seen nothin yet. Stacey Abrams?

    • @Mid-American
      @Mid-American 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prometheus5700 Yes. Out here in middle America it's odd someone who's done nothing gets so much lib media love.

    • @jimdocker3570
      @jimdocker3570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes her and rashida talib omar ilhan and many more

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    MTG being a straight icon is a bad look for the straight community

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's only an icon for little green men....

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr? Makes me want to find a woman. Actually, it's bc of ppl like _her_ that I don't trust women.. so imma stay w/ my man.

    • @ameliefrancoeur3683
      @ameliefrancoeur3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She ain’t a icon for the straight community…she is an icon for the freak, the insane and the over the board orange fake tan person

    • @rosemariestrumecki6880
      @rosemariestrumecki6880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is she trans?🙏

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh.. BEHAVE!

  • @alhiggins5154
    @alhiggins5154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Blames pot for shootings? Have you ever met an angry stoned person? I haven't.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Drugs make you crazy is not a crazy thing to say.

    • @servdv
      @servdv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@gageshippy2256 yup you can always tell someone that never had pot before Lmao too funny pot makes you eat snakes and lay on the couch.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ... asking for a friend 😁

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@servdv that typo makes it sound crazier than before. Lounging about eating _snakes??_ * shudder *

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@servdv trying drugs like pot doesn't make you want to try other drugs? What happens when you run out of drugs? Don't people do crazy things to get their fix? Please tell me why doing drugs is a good thing.

  • @joemug4079
    @joemug4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jimmy is the best. Wittiest, funnest, good human being. I dont miss a show.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are his ratings so much lower than tucker?

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@scotttavernier720 because he does something that is missing at Fox..... TRUTH

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scotttavernier720 see you're still in the weeds throwing bombs....a rino would have more character

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scotttavernier720 Tucker is a HATER....only maga and Putin Russians embrace him, not Americans

  • @madelyn9826
    @madelyn9826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG....My stomach hurt from laughing 😃 so hard. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long while. Pleeeese do MORE. Love u2, Jimmy.

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I remember Chris Rock making a statement about gun control during one of his stand-up routines, and I actually think it makes a lot of sense…
    “We don’t NEED gun control; we need BULLET control. Make every bullet $5,000.”

    • @TheBrianna4555
      @TheBrianna4555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can make a homemade bullet for pennies on the dollar. You can also print weapons now. Gun control is null & void. It's way too late.

    • @kevinmokumobi9684
      @kevinmokumobi9684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bigger and blacker. Best stand up of all time.

    • @eltiburon5240
      @eltiburon5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That way only the rich can afford to protect themselves great idea. Kind of like the politicians who called to abolish police but kept private security who by the way also have guns.

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you can walk into some gun stores and big hunting supply stores and buy everything you need to make your own bullets.

  • @MarkWick
    @MarkWick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    MTG told one undeniable lie when she said "I think."

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree 🤣🤣.

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS!!

    • @5rings16
      @5rings16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's winning!!

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is also winning at fooling idiots who vote for such a despicable violent creature.

    • @davidscott9572
      @davidscott9572 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says the guy who voted for a depends model

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cant believe mtg just won in her district. damn fools. can we maybe look at the water supply in that city cause something has to be wrong there

  • @ericlane659
    @ericlane659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow!! Jimmy had the RECEIPTS on Don Jr.'s merch gift!
    Excellent!!!
    Excellent!!!

  • @kelleywimberley
    @kelleywimberley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Violent behavior from a drug that makes people laid back? Cross dressing and trans? WTF?

    • @cathithomas2888
      @cathithomas2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmasssso

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Up next on Fox News...Beavis and Butthead try to read the weather report.

    • @abbynormal3068
      @abbynormal3068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheDarkness1 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheDarkness1 good one

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teresabates1498 Next episode, Trump being interviewed by Cartman. No Donny! That's my pot pie! Stay tuned for an epic cat fight.

  • @purpleishpanda
    @purpleishpanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    MTG: complains about terrorism
    also MTG: votes against the terrorism bill

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If she got rid of terrorism, then she would have nothing to complain about (but I'm sure she would find something else).
      Besides, actively investigating and prosecuting domestic terrorists would be attacking one of her big constituent voting blocks.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the real terrorists vote for her

    • @ruthdevisser6632
      @ruthdevisser6632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She did the same thing with baby formula

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She also dangled to the yokels that 'Jewish SPACE LASERS' were starting forest fires in California too. 🙄

    • @elmarobberts5128
      @elmarobberts5128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She voted against it because deep down she knows who the REAL terrorists are.

  • @RhondaB4thesong
    @RhondaB4thesong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Breaking the News bit is the funniest lmao in a while....nailed it!

  • @leanneaho920
    @leanneaho920 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Keep it up Jimmy! I'm so with you, Happy Pride month Marge!

  • @allwinds3786
    @allwinds3786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    As a 61 year old transwoman. I've been trans since 1964, everyone who has known me in the last 61years would laugh at the thought of me harming another living being.

    • @erinboscoe817
      @erinboscoe817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Much peace & love to you ❤

    • @KPG113
      @KPG113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get it girl, live your life ✌🏼♥️

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey sister happy pride month! From your younger trans brother.

    • @donnadayle3762
      @donnadayle3762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      some people fear what they don't understand. she doesn't realize that her kind is the real danger. she is too self-centered and self important to GET IT! she raises money on peoples fears...

    • @dalejon893
      @dalejon893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ???? What???

  • @SlavaUkraine420
    @SlavaUkraine420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    We make fun of MTG for being crazy, but the really scary thing is the number of people who support her and the fact she is still electable just blows my mind!! 🤯

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      For real

    • @DwiteLoot
      @DwiteLoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She ran unopposed because she sicced her rabid fans on her opponent, causing him and his family to get serious death threats and harassment to the point where he dropped out of the race. She’s a monster leading monsters.

    • @franksinatra1977
      @franksinatra1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the stupidest people are those who think Buyden is actually doing a good job, and calling the shots himself.. you would not be one of those idiots, would you?

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christians are supposed to love everyone. But to support her evil ways ,shows that they are not the Christians they " call themselves". Imo

    • @franksinatra1977
      @franksinatra1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@reginafutch3211 those without sins are the ones who throw the first stones? and when are Christians suppose to love everyone?

  • @hopesnopes
    @hopesnopes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Jimmy, no matter how disturbingly dystopian and weird stuff gets, you always crack me up and lift my spirits. Thank you muchisimo!! XO

    • @brianmouland209
      @brianmouland209 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw Little Jimmy is pooing his diaper because he’s a Woke Coward!

  • @AmbushEveryone
    @AmbushEveryone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Breaking the news is comedic gold! :)

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The only time I've ever been violent when high is when I have to involuntarily see or hear Laura Ingraham

    • @rohankurian5641
      @rohankurian5641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂😂✌😂😂

    • @crystalview5811
      @crystalview5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the wannabe dictator donny sells his hats and shirts that are made in China, Nicaragua, El Salvidor... ANYWHERE but USA... in sweatshops (owned by Ivanka?)... costing $3 to make. Selling for $30+ each.

    • @willmorrison5950
      @willmorrison5950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂

    • @dennisthemenace8854
      @dennisthemenace8854 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      we would like it if our own border was safe along with the schools I wonder how many of these Mass shootings are done by democrats jimmy

  • @McCarthyJohn100
    @McCarthyJohn100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    This lady MTG is out of her mind, how can any half decent human being vote her into office

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because we're not half decent. We're fully decent. Pride month is a narcissistic display of perversion.

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was literally the only choice at the time if I recall

    • @yandenuts
      @yandenuts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She is not the problem she is only a symptom of the problem. The people that elect these people are the problem. What are they going to do about them. I'd start with educating people.

    • @johnpjones182
      @johnpjones182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgia? Decent? (Sorry, Aunt Frances!)

    • @miguelpaul1164
      @miguelpaul1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disgusting people where she is from where maga means take us back to slavery based on race. That's what she is about.

  • @kickinghorse2405
    @kickinghorse2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "pot-induced psychosis in teens" argument is literally 100 years old.

  • @richardschneider8053
    @richardschneider8053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tony with Breaking the News was great. Loved his sence of humor.

  • @lberelson
    @lberelson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Hypocrisy: NRA didn’t allow guns in their own conference but the GOP senators allow it in grocery stores, churches and schools

    • @ire1398
      @ire1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As much as I hate the NRA, it wasn’t their decision - it was the Secret Service.

    • @religionisapoison2413
      @religionisapoison2413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Where did you get that fact

    • @belikewater420
      @belikewater420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's because they know the dangers of that many people with different life situations having guns. But don't care when they are safe and can profit.

    • @geoJetson2208
      @geoJetson2208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's very true. They DON'T allow guns ANYWHERE THEY CONGREGATE.

    • @dmikulec
      @dmikulec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Of course. The GOP/NRA Purge should only include citizens, but not the NRA and GOP.

  • @boogieboy6946
    @boogieboy6946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Why is MTG acting sanctimonious, she cheated on her husband twice!! That's the reference Kimmel was eluding to..

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Getting it on with the hot guys who came to her crossfit gym, I think.

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The one article I read about it said the one guy confirmed it but didn't want to talk about her and the other had nothing nice to say about her.

    • @reggienaidoo6514
      @reggienaidoo6514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's confuses me is these Republican politicians lie so much, yet they get the majority evangelical vote.I am a Pastor in South Africa,the Bible calls Satan, the father of lies

    • @idigbill
      @idigbill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She did her husband a favor. Maybe the only "nice" thing she's ever done.

    • @feszty
      @feszty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Were those guys blind or had a neanderthal fetish?

  • @opalessence4818
    @opalessence4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Breaking the News” segment is hysterically funny 😄!
    Definite keeper.

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks Jimmy as always well done 👍

  • @MDA-uu8lw
    @MDA-uu8lw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    MTG has children. I feel so sorry for those poor kids.

  • @jeffreygalket5883
    @jeffreygalket5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    MTG is nuts, but she’s also truly terrifying. And she’s actually in Congress.

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's actually a perfect representation of how stupid our country is.

    • @FockTrump
      @FockTrump 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep...a lot of Confederate Trump Nazis there. They love to HATE. 🍴💩🎺

    • @johnsmith9903
      @johnsmith9903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also she's trans

    • @ptv8113
      @ptv8113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is. And that’s why she isn’t the problem as much as the millions of total f’in idiots we have living in this country. I swear it’s unique to US. To have this many idiots. The world is laughing.

    • @MsTifalicious
      @MsTifalicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terrifying? How so?

  • @paulettesoares544
    @paulettesoares544 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Jimmy for a good laugh as always. 🙏😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍

  • @ShesHereForTheMusic
    @ShesHereForTheMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “Breaking News” was hilarious! 😂

  • @mytruecrimelibrary
    @mytruecrimelibrary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Laura Ingraham's own brother calls her a "monster".

  • @johnpeter4436
    @johnpeter4436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Breaking the News is definitely a keeper, Kimmel. Give Tony a raise!

    • @HankChinaski27
      @HankChinaski27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I just came on to say the very same thing. That is comedy gold.

    • @wjbt3
      @wjbt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      👏🏻👏🏻

    • @funkaddictions
      @funkaddictions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was rolling

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the immortal words of Ed McMahon, YES!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@funkaddictions ---- I wish I was rolling, but I ran outta weed.

  • @23Choany
    @23Choany 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Breaking News had me cracking up

  • @PeskyVrmt
    @PeskyVrmt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MTG is such an embarrassment to the human race.

  • @marym22
    @marym22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Thank you for supporting American businesses Jimmy!

    • @Dawn737
      @Dawn737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUMP supported American businesses, by preventing those businesses that hired Americans from going under. This is what happens when American businesses must compete with global corporations that can have items made cheaply in China. Trump enforced tariffs and border laws that prevented American companies from hiring cheap foreign labor instead of Americans at the legal American minimum wage.

    • @lameduck3105
      @lameduck3105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a cool profile name you have there. If only more people cared about actual policies than about virtue signalling and complaining.

    • @addisonwilliamsjr4450
      @addisonwilliamsjr4450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even wear T-shirts, but I am sure as hell buying one of these!!

  • @sly7856
    @sly7856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    If she wanted to truely address "grooming", she should have brought up the churches

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Excellent point

    • @philipkoene5345
      @philipkoene5345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GoP politicians and their bimbos in the media want nothing except getting/keeping power and benefiting from that power financially.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or Trump. Or Gaetz. Or Jordan.

    • @TattedIrishxxx
      @TattedIrishxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@curtisthomas2670 right!!

    • @Ivehadenuff
      @Ivehadenuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grooming is when you put your kids in front of a Christmas tree holding a gun.

  • @greenpugcactus3143
    @greenpugcactus3143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marjorie’s been scrapped more than a fisherman’s knuckles.

  • @ms.g4707
    @ms.g4707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, if there is anyone who knows about hate it is Jimmy Kimmel. Has he had even one show within the past six years that didn't include insulting President Trump, and any other popular Republicans he can name? The hypocrisy of politicians, celebrities, and members of the DNC's media is truly annoying.

  • @andreasdesigns
    @andreasdesigns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    You know that when MTG starts a sentence with, “I think…” or “Probably…” that she’s going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid.

    • @eco2geek.
      @eco2geek. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "You know that when MTG starts a sentence, that she's going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid." FIFY

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You are giving too much credit. Any time she opens her mouth.....

    • @herminaescamilla8537
      @herminaescamilla8537 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDarkness1 EXACTLY..MTG is UNHINGED DELUSIONAL , DERANGED N Definitely DOES NOT BELONG in CONGRESS..But then Neither do the Rest of the GQP...

    • @thisismetoday
      @thisismetoday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She always says something crazy

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jeffb9991 Good point, troll.

  • @sandysmith4435
    @sandysmith4435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When you're high on weed ... You don't want to leave your couch let alone the house... 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @janelliot5643
    @janelliot5643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HARD NO on the guy with mic.
    The man on the bicycle could probably sue him for defamation.
    Asking ppl questions was 1,000x funnier

  • @robbiedemoss3224
    @robbiedemoss3224 ปีที่แล้ว

    MTG is confused about what her role is in office. She never talks about what her constituents are concerned about.

    • @JohnDouqh
      @JohnDouqh ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you have her confused with Cheney.

  • @rmendoza5953
    @rmendoza5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If Laura Ingraham is right about smoking marijuana, we better take Tommy Chong's, Willie Nelson's and Snoop Dog's, AR's away.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget Skynyrd

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well... lol

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Laure Ingraham is right”, said no reasonably intelligent person ever

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would any of them really have ARs though? I mean, maybe Snoop from his days in Compton lol? If they do, they're probably locked up safely, because those people listed are all smart people.

    • @rmendoza5953
      @rmendoza5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kbanghart Snoop isn't from Compton, he's from Long Beach.

  • @girlnextdoor7
    @girlnextdoor7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how much Jimmy despises MTG. Same dude.Same

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why waste time on a small fry like MTG when there's toxic schmucks like Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz etc out there? Riiight... let's just perpetuate the "Karen" trope

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't despise her, she can't rise to that level and she's already beneath contempt.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jac Daniels I have problems with insane, transphobic, and homophobic women who idolize guns as though they were God and thought jewish space lasers were real.

  • @kyrie363
    @kyrie363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love the breaking the news segment lol hope to see more of those

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your show Jimmy Kimmel 👍👌🏻👍👏

  • @co-ffeemonster194
    @co-ffeemonster194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Breaking The News is so good please do more

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    We all know that Donkey from Shrek was not only sweet, but cute, too. Marge is neither.

  • @ominkan3129
    @ominkan3129 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I see MTG, all that comes to mind is a scab that never heals.

  • @tom2point0
    @tom2point0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Breaking the News was awesome. Do more for sure!

  • @margarethooten3007
    @margarethooten3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That woman is plain venomous.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one? Mtg or Laura Ingram?

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gageshippy2256 There are quite a few of them out there!

  • @pimslickins8321
    @pimslickins8321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Without medical pot I would have continued to be locked up several times a year due to ptsd anger issues. I went at least 20 some odd years doing this. Ever since I've used weed instead of pharmaceuticals to treat my symptoms I haven't been locked up ONCE. In 8 years. No Ma'am Margarine Greene, weed doesn't trigger any violent behavior.

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I cant smoke weed anymore because it gives me panic attacks but I'll tell you, while I'm having a panic attack, the last thing I'm thinking about is attacking someone else while my brain is attacking itself.

    • @writtenhousesecurity6499
      @writtenhousesecurity6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell that to the drug cartels

    • @pimslickins8321
      @pimslickins8321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@writtenhousesecurity6499 I told that to your wife and she was impressed...

    • @writtenhousesecurity6499
      @writtenhousesecurity6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pimslickins8321 Yes STD is bad , I'm glad it help you get through it.

    • @pimslickins8321
      @pimslickins8321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@writtenhousesecurity6499 Well, the reviews of Reefer Madness faded out long ago right along with your antiquated mother who got passed around quicker than a cheap joint in the '70's lol.

  • @Elizabeth-ks1jl
    @Elizabeth-ks1jl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I heard MTG, rolled my eyes so hard I looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

  • @lynnewilliams542
    @lynnewilliams542 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So proud to be from BC. Decriminalization is badly needed. The addicts are sick, not criminals

  • @tzzz7
    @tzzz7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I always mute most of greenes rants. OMFG! She actually said this!!!

  • @sonnycarter8447
    @sonnycarter8447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I wish people in general would quit giving her what she wants, obviously attention and media coverage.

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah when I saw the video about fake burgers and peach tree dishes, she almost started laughing before speaking. Later someone in the room busted out.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. "The media" IS out of control. That is the only thing I'm close to siding with tRump on. It is already proven that if you repeat lies, even calling them lies, that a certain amount of people will remember it as a truth. No oxygen no fire.

    • @deevnn
      @deevnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed...

    • @EarthmanJim
      @EarthmanJim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm sort of torn on this. On the one hand I agree with you, on the other hand people need to see constantly how batshit insane she is while overseeing government policy. Best not to forget this creep is in the building trying to change the rules in her and Gilead's favor.

    • @johnransom1146
      @johnransom1146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EarthmanJim Gilead. Right on the nail.

  • @brianbeeching5232
    @brianbeeching5232 ปีที่แล้ว

    MTG a true patriotic American, God bless her.

  • @xXColdHandsXx
    @xXColdHandsXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Strong locks, doors, securities, etc and all other things that they were saying sound very similar to the idea of locking yourself in a cage to protect yourself from a tiger. They are forgetting that the ‘tiger’ is the issue here not the ‘lock.’ Given that you have good security, locks, etc at school doesn’t stop the shooter to engage in a traffic stop or a children’s field trip. You don’t chop your head off because you have a headache; you take medicine to ease your pain.

  • @ilikeeating2
    @ilikeeating2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I was really hoping that Kimmel's merch would have a 'Made in Guillermo's Garage' tag on them.

    • @cathithomas2888
      @cathithomas2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What a great idea!!

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHA!!! Guillermo's "Tea" is more like it! Or Corona. Not the virus!

    • @calibankzthomas9229
      @calibankzthomas9229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will still be made in the USA tho lol

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@calibankzthomas9229 yes that's part of what makes funny.

    • @TheMusicman0729
      @TheMusicman0729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be certifiable 100% Made in the USA!

  • @drfunky2182
    @drfunky2182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Liked specifically for the Made in the USA bit, what phonies! Cheers to Jimmy and anyone else supporting USA jobs. It may cost a little more but your neighbor gets to put food on the table 👍

    • @klintburns7230
      @klintburns7230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My neighbor is a meth head, food on the table is the least of his concerns

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@klintburns7230 move out of that red state man.

  • @elbarjones4812
    @elbarjones4812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ingraham needs to stop her Squeal
    Pot can mellow you out and actually keep you from hurting someone

  • @damattice23
    @damattice23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you deal with the anger? I am so fed up with the absolute stupidity, lies, and hypocrisy. I can’t take it anymore- and I’m a middle aged, middle class, white straight woman- and we wonder why their are “riots” from minority groups. What’s your secret?

  • @02mb
    @02mb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Sometimes exposing the grift is as simple as ordering a T-shirt.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They should return them, too, for misleading since they claimed the products were partially made in US.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There you go being all "woke" and stuff... Lol

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waryaawariiri1812 They refuse to Be WOKE ...
      That's just the way Fox News wants them
      😴 SLEEP
      They won't even use Common Sense!!!
      Hey haven't you heard that Common Sense ISN'T Common anymore with Fox News viewers 🤔 🙄 ☺

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Say what you want about Kimmel, but right now he is the best TV host at making political commentary, besides John Oliver. This is called journalism, exposing idiocy and hipocrisy.

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apple gets away with "packaging designed in California". Hahaha 🤣

  • @markrosenstand4796
    @markrosenstand4796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    MTG has all the fake fear and no solution to Her delusion.

  • @Gourmetpapermache
    @Gourmetpapermache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a reason why MYG hates anything LGBT. It's obvious. She was born a he. She is trans. Why do you think she brags about her weightlifting prowess? Look at the square jaw! It is often the case that closeted people, especially famous or powerful people, attack these groups as a cover. Recall all the TV evangelists caught doing what they preached as "sinful." Recall MTG putting a transphobic sign on the door of her colleague in the House. She's covering!

  • @marcbitsilly473
    @marcbitsilly473 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg Jimmy!! THANK YOU!!!
    For 4:00 to 4:08 for saying it!! 😂 love it 😂

  • @stevemorris6855
    @stevemorris6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Looking from afar, it seems to me that one hour of fox news is far more dangerous than a ton of marijuana.🇬🇧

    • @pumathewsp737
      @pumathewsp737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately lot of brainwashed people watch it and believe it. There is senior citizen group in Florida that get together to watch Fox News😳

    • @stevemorris6855
      @stevemorris6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pumathewsp737 so much for older and wiser..🇬🇧😖

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helllll yes!!!!!

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    When trump actually Stated " I'm Running as a Republican, those people will Believe Anything " We all should have taken that more seriously.

    • @cfalmanza
      @cfalmanza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💯

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This comment needs WAY more “likes”. I’ll bet none of his supporters neither know he said this or believe it’s true. I remember it well. ✌🏼

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peaceloveharmony7213 Wut?😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @will-ob7pr
      @will-ob7pr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a lie, these kimmel sheep just regurgitate everything these talk show hosts and ccn lie to them about. Kimmel has no spine like his followers have no brains.

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was a fake quote. He didn’t say that.

  • @davesteadman1226
    @davesteadman1226 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...in 3 or 4 generations, nobody will be straight anymore..." Good, I'm in!!!!

  • @oldschooloc2110
    @oldschooloc2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, Margorie is every where! She has now made and left her mark in more places than your dog could do in a year! America's media world couldn't exist without her. I've never seen a non-talented person achieve so much fame for irritating so many people by flapping her gums every chance she gets. Somebody please shut her up and make her go away!

  • @jussayin2325
    @jussayin2325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only way to stop a bad guy with a bong is a good guy with a bong.

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    If being with MTG were part of the package, that would make many, many men consider a different lifestyle to save themselves from HER.

    • @virginiabalch6274
      @virginiabalch6274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And lesbians going straight.

    • @crystalview5811
      @crystalview5811 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's gross!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meanwhile.....MTG is muff diving on Lauren Boebert.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jeffb9991 Lol. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If she were the last woman on Earth, I would still refuse. I'd rather be abstinent!

  • @lauraeden6224
    @lauraeden6224 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That news on the street guy is too funny!!! LMAO

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smoking weed since I was a teenager. I mean, like never missed a week. I graduated college. Still smoked weed. Had two careers. Still smoked weed. Retired at 50. Still smoke weed. I have never owned a gun, or assaulted anyone in my life. No psychosis. Laugh a lot. Chill out a lot. I believe in the good inside almost every human. Have me on your show Laura!!!

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Good lord MTG, way display fear mongering in the simplest way. She just summed up her lack of common sense in one shot. I wonder if she knows that she will be compared to Joseph McCarthy, which ain't something one should be proud of.

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She will be forgotten, far worse than being compared to McCarthy.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Foolish188 Hopefully she will be forgotten!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meanwhile....she's dumpster diving on Lauren Boebert.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We still pee on his grave stone here in Wisconsin.

    • @SDXStudio
      @SDXStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marvinmartion1178 I'm near Chicago, perhaps one day I'll take a trip up and join you! XD

  • @williamdelong8265
    @williamdelong8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Marjorie Trailer Queen has no problem with adultery. She definitely paid the guy because look at her lol.

    • @TheBigDogz89
      @TheBigDogz89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You couldn't pay me enough!!

    • @geoJetson2208
      @geoJetson2208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheBigDogz89 😊😃😂😂😂!!

    • @davidrajaruzicka5546
      @davidrajaruzicka5546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could never have sex with that umpa lumpa loving psycho MTG.

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let's be better than making fun if her looks

    • @williamdelong8265
      @williamdelong8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MatataMcCleskey Ok Mom. How about your spelling? Lol

  • @claudedubois2629
    @claudedubois2629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the new Breaking the News segment!!!

  • @tommyzcat
    @tommyzcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy, great monologue! I've heard rumor you may step down from the show. America NEEDS you - please don't leave!

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    May Mrs. Green receive all the negativity she puts out in the world back on herself.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is just YOUR opinion. Not everybody has to agree with you or Kimmel.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sharongamble9854 and your opinion seems to be clear, as otherwise, there was no purpose to your comment.
      I second Andrew's motion and move to amend that may she receive the same level of love, acceptance, compassion and justice that she seeks to inflict upon others.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spvillano I'm glad my opinion is clear. We all are entitled to an opinion whether other people agree with it or not. A differing opinion shouldn't mean you dislike or hold malice against the one with an opposing thought or idea. There's a lot of perpetuating malice in the media by all sides.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sharongamble9854 that doesn't even make sense. a wish is not an opinion.

    • @sillyseal47
      @sillyseal47 ปีที่แล้ว

      amen

  • @robertpassa7184
    @robertpassa7184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    As transphobic and homophobic as she is, it makes me wonder what's going on in her own home. Perhaps she has issues with her husband and her children that she's covering by pointing her finger elsewhere. "With Republican's, every accusation is a confession."... Brian Tyler Cohen

    • @tinkler4
      @tinkler4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogerdildeau7507 you should be ashamed of yourself being a roger dildeau. Repent your sins and God will show you the way to be a transformer.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With the amount of steroids Marjorie is using, her head must be really messed up...😕

    • @KodachiC
      @KodachiC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogerdildeau7507 Lol, what perversion? He just pointed out MTG is probably transphobic because there might be something else going on in her own family, like a lot of Republicans.

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, earlier inhabitors, Asians, Christians...and even most Democrats.)
      Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
      2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
      John 1:5 And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gabriela Jimenez was videoed saying she was enslaved and saw people eating people. She looked sad, disgusted and in shock as she moved her hands to her mouth while explaining how they were eating. She said they smelled like humans. She said billionaire Carlos Slim knew about it. Police took her away and I've read she was never seen again. Gabriela was a little frantic, as would be anybody, and why is she missing now?
      I've seen at least 4 other people telling of the billionaire crowd doing the above kind of activities. God's own people were doing Satanism often in the Old Testament. He slaughtered many and booted the rest out of the promised land. He said he would bring them back one day and they would worship him. They recently got their land back but most of them and their billionaires are still worshiping Satan.

  • @hailboognish3858
    @hailboognish3858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sad state of affairs when Jimble Kimble has more to say on the state of things than Howard Stern

  • @Spiralc
    @Spiralc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weed does trigger violent behavior !!!!!! ..... Against food.

  • @ArcherDiesel1
    @ArcherDiesel1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I’m convinced Margie had some girl on girl experience in college and liked it. But now she represses her feelings and acts out with hostility, especially towards Ocasio-Cortez.

    • @kristedelane
      @kristedelane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well AOC is kinda hot.

    • @jamess8045
      @jamess8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Possibly, I’m convinced she hates Trans people so much because she looks like a man.

    • @dridadbunkerphd6523
      @dridadbunkerphd6523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you nailed that analysis. Why pay so much attention to AOC and harass a transgender child's mom if you aren't attracted to those people.

    • @hermitcrab5067
      @hermitcrab5067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, she's REALLY HOT!!

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤔You may be on to something......

  • @jorgendahl5024
    @jorgendahl5024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Do you think anyone would shed a tear if MTG became the victim of a crazed gun man. PERSONALLY I'd crack a 🍺

    • @northerngm6431
      @northerngm6431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Me too, probably have more than one though.

    • @kiza4178
      @kiza4178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We could pray for her, (not)

    • @baje1122
      @baje1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too!

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'd pop a bottle open. 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiza4178 _exactly_ not.. mostly bc I don't pray.

  • @kennycook
    @kennycook 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a Georgia resident, I can honestly say MTG is a total nut job!

  • @markchapman1892
    @markchapman1892 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MTG gives a whole new meaning to intellectually challenged...

  • @chairman7891
    @chairman7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    If dress-crossing is a warning sign of murderous psychosis, then we all should be extra careful with bra-wearing Madison Cawthorn.

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or MTG.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      J Edgar Hoover

    • @thejigmire1453
      @thejigmire1453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was ousted bc he was invited to the sex parties matt gaetz has with marjorie taylor green, lauren boebert, and kristen sinima. they’re all gross awful people.

    • @kevinr6930
      @kevinr6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only if you're a dead tree that isn't up a slight incline. Otherwise you're fine.

    • @siblits654
      @siblits654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

  • @photowarriorfundamentalfre3526
    @photowarriorfundamentalfre3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Much respect for consistently & deservedly mocking the deplorables.

    • @eugeneelar2231
      @eugeneelar2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least she knows what a woman is and knows 60year old men in women's clothes don't turn into women

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@eugeneelar2231 are you saying you don’t know what a woman is?

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eugeneelar2231 MTG IS the result of 60 different genders. God, look at that mess.

    • @eugeneelar2231
      @eugeneelar2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marty4278 pelosi,cortez,crazy maize,omar,talib ect if you want to look at a mess

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eugeneelar2231 I don’t care what your opinion of these women are. You just don’t like them because they’re not trumplicans and fascists like you. Big damn deal.

  • @CH-wz6dg
    @CH-wz6dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone needs to explain to Jimmy that decriminalizing drugs is not the same as making them legal.

  • @sundaynightdrunk
    @sundaynightdrunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy at the end is hilarious.