He hasn't even aged THAT poorly. He looks about 70? For a 62 year old that's fine. A year ago Jeremy looked 60. Considering Jeremy hasn't had the healthiest of lives I'd say that's about right
you can tell he is extremely insecure too because normal people dont go around talking shit abt the way other people look, especially to their face. Like he is putting that guy down in order to make himself feel better
There's something very beautiful about a person whose comfortable with the reality of change and doesn't require validation from society on his/her appearance to feel good about themselves.
@@tiahnarodriguez3809It's not vanity. Men work out to attract women. You wanna call it shallow when men want to self improve to find love, but not when women filter out men by height and muscularity. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. See how far you get with women as a skinny dude
I'm a skinny dude with an absolutely beautiful woman so idk what the guy above me is talking about. If you are working out to attract woman instead of just improving yourself then you've already lost the plot.
It's narcissism. They put others down to feel better about themselves. Once you challenge them, it freaks them out. Unfortunately he was very difficult to challenge for the first 50 or so years of his life. Now that's finally changed.
@@user-cb1ln8vc8d My mistake. I had gotten him mixed up with Tim Curry. He did this to himself. But he was in an accident. But it had zero effect on his face.
@@bdawg1118i mean to his defense, his eye is a lil messed up even in the top gear segment. But man it was exacerbated with the plastic surgery lol. His hairline and everything are all jacked up.
He raises a lot of money for charity and he hasn't had any major scandals as far as I know. Hes a bad person because he says what he thinks and got bad plastic surgery?
Simon looks like someone tried to draw him from memory but they'd been trapped alone in a cave for a year and don't 100% remember how human proportions are supposed to look
It's even devaluing to life to say it's "acceptance". We get older, there's no need to accept it, it simply is and it's not a negative. I'm nowhere near those ages, but I am far happier and wiser than I was a decade ago and I'll be blessed beyond belief if I even make it to higher ages.
Yeah half of top gear was the midget, the fossil and the orangutan making fun of each other like real friends. Being surrounded by people who actually care about you and you can have good banter with it will help you accept yourself for how you are and not be so insecure.
He technically said "I THINK I look good", and I don't really agree with the sentiment - but it's a definite red flag for self-confidence issues, yeah.
Tbh I think he’s also awful lol. This isn’t all he’s done, but I’m atheist and I think his views on religion are insanely immature lmao. I agree with many of the teachings of Jesus Christ even if I ain’t a follower. You should try to be kind and caring, loving and compassionate, and charitable to the people around you. Clarkson strikes me as an inconsiderate, rude man that would argue with a religious man over his belief even if he wasn’t harming anyone
@@thataintfalco7106Ok I agree with you the guy has said some repulsive things out there and yeah its kinda strange that I'm an agnostic who also follows Christ's teachings as well
@@victormurori4367u follow and I don't just like 4billion+ other people do what Jesus is not the only religious figure And if u r hating Clarkson just because he criticises religion,u need to get life
@@sakibmir5360I am agnostic and critical of religion, I honestly gives less of a damn of what he has to say about religion. Also lets be honest, even if I do not like Meghan Merkle what he said wasn't ok. Stop putting words in my mouth. I like Clarkson but I acknowledge his flaws as well. Also maybe get some reading glasses and tell me where I said I dislike him because of his views on religion.
Clarkson looks like any normal haggard 80 -90 year old man. He certainly does not look healthy and like a man in his early 60s unless you have super low standards . However he does not look weird like Simon . I would assume Clarkson is a geriatric on meetting him and Simon was on some journey on meeting him.
Unfortunately Mr Clarkson and Simon Cowell both work in TV and media so as far as no plastic surgery for Mr Clarkson is true; what is also true is that he doesn't give a toss about anything else than himself. At least Simon Cowell has helped hundreds of people. Apart from that: They are both TV presenters. Mr Clarkson has one foot in the grave mentally AND physically, whereas Mr Cowell was at least honest with his face surgery and assumes every aspect of it. He never lied about his surgery and still doesn't. What else can he do ?
I don't think it's the surgeons fault, you can only do so much surgery until it looks bloody stupid. All people with a lot of plastic surgery look ridiculous.
Yes Simon, I too wish I could look like I was stung by several swarms of angry bees and had a severe allergic reaction. Definitely preferable to simply aging like every other human being who ever lived 💀
@@alex-c808 yeah ya dont wanna be first in line for a plastic surgery technique. 30 years ago boobjobs looked like garbage, today they do them quite well actually.
I mean that’s what Simon Cowell is all about. On AGT his role is to play the bad guy. It’s like telling Ricky Gervais or Gordon Ramsay that they’re mean. It’s kinda his thing. But damn his new face is awful. Edit: If you want to reply to this comment, don’t, because I don’t care, it’s been 7 months and it’s been filling up my inbox. I’m not going to read it or reply back. Whether I’m right or wrong, I really don’t care about what you think of Simon Cowell lmfao
Stfu Clarkson was loving it and does the same thing to others. Simon obviously knew he wasnt hurting Clarksons feelings and that he'd find it funny and good TV
He looked dorky and his first stint of surgery was actually pretty well done. The problem is the user. They are never satisfied and will keep getting surgery until they are unrecognizable
I never considered an aging person as 'bad looking'. Of course the beauty that they had in their youth is gone but there's some beauty in it. Yes, even Clarkson. On the other hand, plastic surgery survivors haunt me in my dreams
@@hisss its not that bad. The concept is ridiculous but also disturbing in a way. I think the movie would be more disturbing except that it doenst take itself seriously at all. Its pretty much about some old rich guy who captures another guy and surgically modifies him Frankenstein style to turn him into a human walrus
It's not like it's wrong to think that old people don't look good. 100 years ago, it would be rare for a person to live past 40. It's not natural. Nobody is actually supposed to live as long as we do.
I for one am proud of Simon. Many people can't let go of the life that they grown accustomed to. But he made a change and getting closer to nature is always a good thing at any age. Obviously he still has to learn but I think he can be quite a good bee keeper eventually.
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 Explaining/ruining the joke for you: The comment starts with outlandish praise to build up tention, then resolves with an backhanded insult. The reveal is that he is NOT getting closer to nature, he just looks as if he was stung in the face by a bunch of bees. Once you know this, the sarcasm in the first ramblings becomes clear and you see that it was taking the piss all along instead of praising. There are two reveals happening at the very end: The logic behind the nature/bee thing and that the entire thing is meant as an insult. There are two ironies: getting closer to nature vs changing the shape of your face and naive praise vs backhanded insult.
I was never aware Simon got plastic surgery. The moment it cut to him post-surgery I reeled back like an anaconda away from my phone. Truly a jump scare.
I don't think it necessarily needs to be a post-surgery footage. After plastic surgeries face slowly deforms. That's why they need to make another plastic surgery sometime later. And the more they modify their faces the more they need another surgery. It is a mix of both, they have deformed faces because of the ammount of modifications, and because faces after surgeries age worse.
@@ots1634he's old, fat and losing hair, but at least he hasn't spent hundreds of thousands of pounds trying to prevent the inevitable, or ironically accelerate it...
Simon went from "playful ribbing" to "genuinely mean-spirited" in record time. Clarkson is usually good about making his guests look like good people, but even he couldn't salvage this one.
It's okay, most people who aren't terminally online are capable of understanding that it's a character. It's only the eternally sensitive that think anyone was being genuinely mean-spirited here.
I’d have to agree with you on this one, it did seem like he was either taking the joke too far and dragging it out or he was actually trying to jab pretty hard with his words. I do feel like it was escalating pretty quickly, from my reading of it.
He honestly had that good looking older macho man look, like George Clooney or Rebort DeNiro. He absolutely did not need this, now he looks like he's in a perpetual state of surprise.
@@knightawz Nah, mainly because most attractive people carry their appearance as a crucial part of their identity. If they lose that, they lose a part of themselves.
"Aging gracefully" means you age naturally. The people who have all this work done are so insecure about their appearance. The audacity to tell someone that they need to have work done. Serves him right that Simon now looks like a Ken doll who got put in the oven, meanwhile Jeremy looks perfectly normal for his age - and more importantly isn't insecure about it.
Surgeon: "So what are you looking for" Simon: "I want to look like I am having a severe allergic reaction to having my face beaten badly" Surgeon: "Say no more"
Clarkson just looks elderly and frail - so not cool and Simon looks plastic. I would give the award to Ringo Star who is 20 years older than this pair as the best aged white English man I have ever seen.
Yes Simon's Earthly Mother Back Home In Heaven Amen xxxxxxx is awfully upset Simon done this to himself through ego and Souless people badgering him to have just a little here a little there oh darling they wont even know these souless people were saying to him. Well guess what darling we do know and I hope Simon's face goes back to normal Amen xxxxxxx.
Clarkson may look an old man, but he's mofucken Jeremy Clarkson, damn it. You know him when you see him, and his aged visage has a certain charm to it.
@@tristancole8158he looks good lol. Humans usually look good by default settings. He looks exactly how he should look, and that looks good cuz it’s natural(excluding the make up he puts on for the shows)
I think how it heals is probably largely a gamble with your genetics and these idiots are willing to risk it. Simon was never known for being good looking so I don’t get why he’d do this
He's the textbook definition of a narcissist. His insecurities were going through the roof and he has to belittle everyone around him so he can feel like he's superior
@@andrive Someone should ask him what he would say to himself if he appeared on stage like this before his younger self. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
simon de-aged himself so well that he looks like a character from a playstation 1 game. that's gonna be a no from me, dawg.
yo dawg I heard you like botox...
@Teamgeist Simon Adventure on Dreamcast
all he needs to do now is make his hand gestures with a closed fist, because they couldn't animate fingers yet
Brilliant
Lol. Simon is missing some polygons
Clarkson might've aged poorly, but at least you can tell its still Clarkson.
At least you can tell he's human!
He didn't even age poorly, he aged naturally.
He hasn't even aged THAT poorly. He looks about 70? For a 62 year old that's fine. A year ago Jeremy looked 60.
Considering Jeremy hasn't had the healthiest of lives I'd say that's about right
@@yaboykirby7789 He aged about average for the english.
Clarkson with beards looks awesome
A narcissist in full-form. Finally humbled by the realities of life.
I agree, well done Simon for putting that narcissist in his proper place.
Sure he’s humbled? I suspect he looks in the mirror and thinks his new look is 10/10
you can tell he is extremely insecure too because normal people dont go around talking shit abt the way other people look, especially to their face. Like he is putting that guy down in order to make himself feel better
@@TonyEnglandUKoh wow so funny
@@GreenHorseVR lol triggered, You people seem suspiciously angry over this. Were you in love with Simon the way he used to look?😗
There's something very beautiful about a person whose comfortable with the reality of change and doesn't require validation from society on his/her appearance to feel good about themselves.
Lets all be what you have just said
most men tbh
@@eyeconqueror1185 Not even. Men have beauty standards as well. Go to any gym. The manosphere preaches vanity.
@@tiahnarodriguez3809It's not vanity. Men work out to attract women.
You wanna call it shallow when men want to self improve to find love, but not when women filter out men by height and muscularity.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. See how far you get with women as a skinny dude
I'm a skinny dude with an absolutely beautiful woman so idk what the guy above me is talking about. If you are working out to attract woman instead of just improving yourself then you've already lost the plot.
"What would you rather be? A 52 year old that looks 52 or a 52 year old that looks like a 28 year old lizard? "
- bill burr
Good one
He doesn't look younger though...just disturbing 😬 most unfortunate 😳
@@EmmahBeep *cough* Zuckerberg *cough*
@@EmmahBeep Babe, Emma. Cut it out.
@@EmmahBeep why?
Simon was seriously projecting his own insecurities so hard
that's always the case when a person puts the other down, it's ALWAYS about their own insecurity.
Aging in an industry like that would be to hard for some to take.
@@nnaheim. It would be, if he was known for his beauty or if his job depended on how good he looks
It's narcissism. They put others down to feel better about themselves. Once you challenge them, it freaks them out. Unfortunately he was very difficult to challenge for the first 50 or so years of his life. Now that's finally changed.
@@SavingPrivateBob true, like literally this man's whole career was built around being a snobby asshole
Man went to the plastic surgeon and showed a picture of someone having an allergic reaction to like nuts and said "I want this"
This made me laugh HARD 🤣
"Have half an eye done or something" cuts to Simon looking like half of one of his eyes was attacked by a chimpanzee lmao
He had a stroke. Thats why one side is drooping a lil.
@@MRWhoreoscope nah he just made himself look like that. Prolly spent millions, too.
@@user-cb1ln8vc8d My mistake. I had gotten him mixed up with Tim Curry. He did this to himself. But he was in an accident. But it had zero effect on his face.
@@MRWhoreoscopewhy are you even stating that, if it didn’t affect his face and adds nothing to your point?
@@bdawg1118i mean to his defense, his eye is a lil messed up even in the top gear segment. But man it was exacerbated with the plastic surgery lol. His hairline and everything are all jacked up.
Why does Simon try so hard to become the worst person imaginable
i dont think he tries i think he just is
He raises a lot of money for charity and he hasn't had any major scandals as far as I know. Hes a bad person because he says what he thinks and got bad plastic surgery?
It was profitable and he had a niche in the market.
He’s found something that he’s good at and he is sticking with it. Even if it melts his face.
@@coffeyeoin5 Don’t you mean celebrities donate to charity to dampen their guilt on how bad of a person they are
he honestly went from looking really good, to looking easy to draw
Ha ha ha ha! That's good.
🤣
Not as easy as Andrew Tate.🤣🤣🤣
lol
@@everythingisawesome2903 fr, just get an egg and draw a beard and glasses.
I seriously wouldn't know that was him today if I bumped into him. Clarkson is right, accept age and it's scars with a mix of humility, and pride.
It's definitely something to be proud of to get old
Humility the fuck lmao
?
Live long enough and it'll make sense.@@wazewaze8185
Bro looks like an N64 Goldeneye character
Ahahahahh
LOL XD
😂
Simon looks like someone tried to draw him from memory but they'd been trapped alone in a cave for a year and don't 100% remember how human proportions are supposed to look
😂😂😂
So specific LOL
That should be top comment, OP 🤣
😂😂😂😂 omg
I had to stop half way through reading this comment to stop laughing. Amazing 🤣🤣
"i'm aging quite well and you're not" ... well, that didn't age well
Norm Macdonald would have liked that XD
@@DekkarJr ''I didn't even 'know he was old''
Pardon the Pun
Both of them didn't age well
To be fair Clarkson looks like 80 now.
a good example of how the most insecure people are the first to criticise others
That's why XX chromosome is the most critical
It's a bad day when you're getting interviewed by Clarkson and I feel he is the most likeable out of the two of you.
why is Clarkson not likeable?
Clarkson is usually the more likeable one
Clarkson is not likeable? Since when?
Maybe it's me. I find him arrogant and smarmy in the Peirs Morgan sort of way (although not as bad as him).
@@michaelmcfadden396He's in character lad
"Aging gracefully" means NOT getting cosmetic surgery, instead accepting the natural course of things.
It's even devaluing to life to say it's "acceptance". We get older, there's no need to accept it, it simply is and it's not a negative. I'm nowhere near those ages, but I am far happier and wiser than I was a decade ago and I'll be blessed beyond belief if I even make it to higher ages.
yep, just exercise and keep a good diet
You are exactly right.
@@Banned4Life I like that!
You tell 'em, Psygnosis.
Holy shit. He looks like a Chinese bootleg of Simon Cowel
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He looks like if he was a playable character in Goldeneye 007 and some one turned on DK mode.
held together with lots of tape and super glue.
Lmaoo
Cimon Sowel 😂
He honestly looks terrifying now. It's like he's melting.
Don't always agree with Clarkson but he's secure and comfortable in himself and his appearance. Good on him.
Still needs half an eye done.
Yeah half of top gear was the midget, the fossil and the orangutan making fun of each other like real friends. Being surrounded by people who actually care about you and you can have good banter with it will help you accept yourself for how you are and not be so insecure.
He’s unrecognizable now. I can’t imagine being such a slave to vanity. It’s revolting.
On the plus side, he's getting double the attention, since everyone he meets does a double take.
Cowell has always been revolting, surgery or not
Have you seen Madonna lately?
poetic
What a weird ass comment LOL are you mentally okay?
The fact that Simon says, "have half an eye done" and then has one of his own eyes melting off his face is priceless
Mark Olson 😂😂😂😂
this fucking comment💀out of pocket and completely necessary LMFAO
He looks like an AI painting now
like his head is vacuum packed in sandwich wrap.
OMG 😂😂😂
"I know I look good" has never been said by a confident person
He technically said "I THINK I look good", and I don't really agree with the sentiment - but it's a definite red flag for self-confidence issues, yeah.
@@ChristianSandviknes He followed _"I think I look good"_ by adding _"No, I know I do."_
Not 100% sure how true that is depending on context.
Jeremy Clarkson not only ages just fine, but is much more better and real of a person than Simon will ever be
Those two bars are so low, they're stacked on the ground, one on top of the other
Tbh I think he’s also awful lol. This isn’t all he’s done, but I’m atheist and I think his views on religion are insanely immature lmao. I agree with many of the teachings of Jesus Christ even if I ain’t a follower. You should try to be kind and caring, loving and compassionate, and charitable to the people around you. Clarkson strikes me as an inconsiderate, rude man that would argue with a religious man over his belief even if he wasn’t harming anyone
@@thataintfalco7106Ok I agree with you the guy has said some repulsive things out there and yeah its kinda strange that I'm an agnostic who also follows Christ's teachings as well
@@victormurori4367u follow and I don't just like 4billion+ other people do what
Jesus is not the only religious figure
And if u r hating Clarkson just because he criticises religion,u need to get life
@@sakibmir5360I am agnostic and critical of religion, I honestly gives less of a damn of what he has to say about religion. Also lets be honest, even if I do not like Meghan Merkle what he said wasn't ok. Stop putting words in my mouth. I like Clarkson but I acknowledge his flaws as well. Also maybe get some reading glasses and tell me where I said I dislike him because of his views on religion.
Simon looks like a strange, face melted bobble-head, whereas Clarkson looks like a normal man and so much healthier mentally and physically.
Clarkson looks like any normal haggard 80 -90 year old man. He certainly does not look healthy and like a man in his early 60s unless you have super low standards . However he does not look weird like Simon . I would assume Clarkson is a geriatric on meetting him and Simon was on some journey on meeting him.
@@MsMrReason is that you in your profile picture? You look like you’ve had plastic surgery and it looks unsettling.
I wouldn’t say healthier
Unfortunately Mr Clarkson and Simon Cowell both work in TV and media so as far as no plastic surgery for Mr Clarkson is true; what is also true is that he doesn't give a toss about anything else than himself.
At least Simon Cowell has helped hundreds of people.
Apart from that: They are both TV presenters.
Mr Clarkson has one foot in the grave mentally AND physically, whereas Mr Cowell was at least honest with his face surgery and assumes every aspect of it. He never lied about his surgery and still doesn't.
What else can he do ?
clarkson today does not look great, but he certainly does not look *weird*
havent seen him in decades, holy shit they botched him.
Well he is the only one to blame.
I don't think it's the surgeons fault, you can only do so much surgery until it looks bloody stupid. All people with a lot of plastic surgery look ridiculous.
You should see Jeremy
why is he all wet and shiny and slimey looking its weird
To be fair it's bad lighting but he still looks weird af
Bro really went full Disney Channel/Nickelodeon bully mode.
"No ugly people allowed" is something I'd see on one of Dan Schneider's shows. 😂
Yes Simon, I too wish I could look like I was stung by several swarms of angry bees and had a severe allergic reaction. Definitely preferable to simply aging like every other human being who ever lived 💀
The only good thing that comes from celebrity cosmetic surgery is the fact the surgeons are clearly practising on them.
yes practice makes perfect
@@alex-c808 yeah ya dont wanna be first in line for a plastic surgery technique. 30 years ago boobjobs looked like garbage, today they do them quite well actually.
I don't mind to just be an audience of these experiences. This is "who throws their money to look younger and becomes worse" reality show.
Practising or practicing? Failing in both respects!
They still need at least a century of practice. That's a lot of botched faces.
That wasn't even a joke, he was being truly horrible to that other man. He has always been such a nasty and angry person. He deserves his new face.
I mean that’s what Simon Cowell is all about. On AGT his role is to play the bad guy. It’s like telling Ricky Gervais or Gordon Ramsay that they’re mean. It’s kinda his thing. But damn his new face is awful.
Edit: If you want to reply to this comment, don’t, because I don’t care, it’s been 7 months and it’s been filling up my inbox. I’m not going to read it or reply back. Whether I’m right or wrong, I really don’t care about what you think of Simon Cowell lmfao
Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.
-Albert Camus
@@kxkxkxkx I love this! 😮
Lmaooo
Stfu Clarkson was loving it and does the same thing to others. Simon obviously knew he wasnt hurting Clarksons feelings and that he'd find it funny and good TV
Simon literally didn’t have to do anything. He was fine the way he was 😂
He looked dorky and his first stint of surgery was actually pretty well done. The problem is the user. They are never satisfied and will keep getting surgery until they are unrecognizable
Simon Cowell looked handsome and fine before he did all that ridiculous cosmetic stuff, donrane is wrong.
Yeah.
@@donrane
That's injections, he never had plastic surgery done on him.
The classic "partially melted Action Man figure" look.
I never considered an aging person as 'bad looking'. Of course the beauty that they had in their youth is gone but there's some beauty in it. Yes, even Clarkson. On the other hand, plastic surgery survivors haunt me in my dreams
"Plastic surgery survivors" 😂😂😂
@@hisss it's like the main character in Kevin Smith's Tusk, one of the worst movies ever.
@@zloychechen5150 Can't remember ever seeing that, sounds like I should keep it that way hmm?
@@hisss its not that bad. The concept is ridiculous but also disturbing in a way. I think the movie would be more disturbing except that it doenst take itself seriously at all. Its pretty much about some old rich guy who captures another guy and surgically modifies him Frankenstein style to turn him into a human walrus
It's not like it's wrong to think that old people don't look good. 100 years ago, it would be rare for a person to live past 40. It's not natural. Nobody is actually supposed to live as long as we do.
If Simon let himself age naturally he would have been handsome all his life- no botox, no plastic surgery.
He was never handsome lmao but he'd definitely wouldn't look like a wii Sport character
@@grump9283 WII SPORTS CHARACTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@grump9283not Wii sports character 💀💀💀
@@grump9283 i thought he was pretty handsome before.
Honestly I'm surprised no one is talking about the facial hair. He looks kind of like a caveman. Needs to either shave it or clean it up.
“That one didn’t age quite so well” -JonTron
I for one am proud of Simon. Many people can't let go of the life that they grown accustomed to. But he made a change and getting closer to nature is always a good thing at any age. Obviously he still has to learn but I think he can be quite a good bee keeper eventually.
what
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 he looks like he's been stung by about 50 bees
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 😭😭
i mean, he did get closer to being a lizard. maybe something to say about nature with that.
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 Explaining/ruining the joke for you:
The comment starts with outlandish praise to build up tention, then resolves with an backhanded insult. The reveal is that he is NOT getting closer to nature, he just looks as if he was stung in the face by a bunch of bees. Once you know this, the sarcasm in the first ramblings becomes clear and you see that it was taking the piss all along instead of praising. There are two reveals happening at the very end: The logic behind the nature/bee thing and that the entire thing is meant as an insult. There are two ironies: getting closer to nature vs changing the shape of your face and naive praise vs backhanded insult.
Simon looks like a face drawn on a balloon.
omg loool
Killed me with that one. lmfao
Like Karl Pilkington!
💀
@@DovahFett Inflated half way 😂
I was never aware Simon got plastic surgery.
The moment it cut to him post-surgery I reeled back like an anaconda away from my phone. Truly a jump scare.
lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think it necessarily needs to be a post-surgery footage. After plastic surgeries face slowly deforms. That's why they need to make another plastic surgery sometime later. And the more they modify their faces the more they need another surgery. It is a mix of both, they have deformed faces because of the ammount of modifications, and because faces after surgeries age worse.
Ugliness jumpscare
@@r.t.5767 does this go for all types of facial surgeries?
Simon looks like Critikal tried to model his 2k NBA character after him from memory
I was not expecting that jump scare at the end 😂
grow old with dignity, it's nothing to be ashamed of
of
@@nkenchington6575obviously it was a typo bro lol
@@harorider96 easy to fix, then..
@@nkenchington6575 you can fix it
@@kukunase1686 who am I, Bob The Builder?!
Did a quick Google search and Clarkson still looks like a human. Good for him. 👏
A human carrying another human to term
@@Ovenman940it's time for your liposuction appointment
No, a potato 🥔
Um, no he doesnt
@@ots1634he's old, fat and losing hair, but at least he hasn't spent hundreds of thousands of pounds trying to prevent the inevitable, or ironically accelerate it...
Went from a pretty handsome lad to the class clown
“You used to look your age. Now you don't even look your species.” - Greg Giraldo RIP....
Simon went from "playful ribbing" to "genuinely mean-spirited" in record time. Clarkson is usually good about making his guests look like good people, but even he couldn't salvage this one.
It's okay, most people who aren't terminally online are capable of understanding that it's a character. It's only the eternally sensitive that think anyone was being genuinely mean-spirited here.
@@fsociety6983 the fact is, he meant exactly what he was saying.
@@fsociety6983 yeah man he got plastic surgery because he was playing a character.
@@fsociety6983 If someone "plays a character" 24/7/365, that's just who they are. They're a fake, shallow person.
I’d have to agree with you on this one, it did seem like he was either taking the joke too far and dragging it out or he was actually trying to jab pretty hard with his words. I do feel like it was escalating pretty quickly, from my reading of it.
So he turned from a person I don’t trust around my mom, to a person I don’t trust around my kids. Bravo, Simon.
Savage 😂😂😂
geez, how is that so accurate? Looked like such a bad boy and handsome before and now he looks like someone i wouldnt wanna be around.
😂
@@AfraidMonstersevidence that appearance can be deceiving
uhhh simon is gay, its pretty clear.
He honestly had that good looking older macho man look, like George Clooney or Rebort DeNiro. He absolutely did not need this, now he looks like he's in a perpetual state of surprise.
He has never been good looking.
@@user-hj6zi8sn5e opinions
Guy looks like a PS2 character
“I’m aging gracefully, I look good!”
*gets himself turned in a Mii character*
More than 0.5K likes and no replies? Imma fix dat
Loooooool good one he actually looks terrifying
he's halfway to looking like michael jackson
How insulting for miis really
@@Guarrow serves him right for beating me at wii sports bowling
Simon looks like a voodoo doll of himself
The gentleman hosting is actually aging quite gracefully. He is handsome and authentic.
I almost feel sorry for Simon, imagine paying someone to do that to you.
I want to poke Simon with a pin to see if he has any sensation in his face.
Don’t worry, he thinks he looks better than people his age. He’d rather be a freak than have wrinkles.
He was cloned
almost
Don’t feel sorry for him.
To Clarkson’s credit, he was never ashamed of ageing, despite the fact that he could look after himself better
I feel like attractive people fear aging more
@@venicec3310 oh they do especially since its a lot more noticeable lmao
How?
@@knightawz Nah, mainly because most attractive people carry their appearance as a crucial part of their identity. If they lose that, they lose a part of themselves.
@@inessa5923
That's exactly what he said, except used less words...
Oh my.... I was not expecting the massive difference. Just eat better and you'll look better in a matter of weeks.
he looks like an animatronic
"Aging gracefully" means you age naturally. The people who have all this work done are so insecure about their appearance. The audacity to tell someone that they need to have work done. Serves him right that Simon now looks like a Ken doll who got put in the oven, meanwhile Jeremy looks perfectly normal for his age - and more importantly isn't insecure about it.
"Aging well"
He was aging well
@@AndalusianPrincewell he wasnt aging well, otherwise why would he have to get work done?
@@efranwolframhe never HAD to get anything done?
Ken doll put in the oven had me rolling. Lmao. Thank you. 😂
Surgeon: "So what are you looking for"
Simon: "I want to look like I am having a severe allergic reaction to having my face beaten badly"
Surgeon: "Say no more"
“I want to look like a dog stung by a bee”
“I think I want to go for a sort of ‘Looney Tunes character who just got hit in the face with a frying pan’ type look”
Simon: i want to look like ken
Just fuck me up fam
"You see this eyebrow? I want it up here. And this one? I like it where it is."
Now he look like low poly version of himself in PS2 videogame cutscenes.
Simon looks like an NPC from Goldeneye
Simon looks like when you create your own character in a video game and accidentally slide the eye shape adjuster all the way to one end.
Lmao yeah he literally looks like an oblivion character some kid messed around with making.
So basicly every Starfield NPC
"Accidentally"?
I do that for fun.
Simon legit looks like a burn victim who had a partial face transplant
You’re so bad 😂
🤣🤣
Hahaha! Perfect description
dude that's such a terrific burn omg lmao
its sad but true.
Damn he looks terrifying now, it's like he's wearing that ghoul mask from Fallout 3. His face his longer a face, now a mask.
Bro looks like an action man doll
Props for Clarkson for keeping his cool, I bet he had so many comebacks he could have said, but he chose to let time do the job.
He played the long game with this one. 😂
Cowell is the king of the beavers, after all. He can't fool owls.
When you're young you should look good, when you're old you should look cool. Like a wizard.
Love it
Uncommon Putin W
ngl I do see myself looking like Gandalf, but with a shorter beard when I'm old lol
Clarkson just looks elderly and frail - so not cool and Simon looks plastic. I would give the award to Ringo Star who is 20 years older than this pair as the best aged white English man I have ever seen.
Putin, you better should be more like Gandalf, not Saruman.
i would rather be a person with wrinkles than to be a creature from the lovecraftian mythos
Simon's level of vanity is the same as that of a capitol member from the Hunger Games
Simon in cutscene :
Simon in gameplay :
Underated comment. Most won't get it
@@Samgreenlaptop funny thing is i forgot what i meant 6 months ago xd
i appreciate you got it tho
This is the video that after several years made me understand the "curb your" meme lol
The funniest part is that the plastic surgery didnt even make him look younger, it just made him look goofy
Strong words from a man who now looks like an NPC from Golden Eye for the N64
underrated comment
that was brutal my friend
🤣🤣
😆😆😆
Interesting that so many people mentioned Golden Eye N64 in these comments lmfao
Better to look like an aged human than a young reptile.
Perhaps he chose to "identify" as a reptile. 😀
Many quality comments on here 😂😂
"lookin all shiny"
He looks like he's going to be in Cats the musical.😅
He went from Simon Cowell to Resident Evil 1 Director's Cut REAL QUICK
Jesus, this actually makes me kinda sad. He looked perfectly fine before, and now he legit looks like he’s made out of melting plastic
You feel bad for a person who insulted the host of a show he was invited onto as a guest? Odd sense of empathy.
@@lopey5035Pretty sure that's his schtick
@huntsman9316 oh well that makes it perfectly acceptable then.
@@lopey5035Don’t invite someone with a well-known character onto a show expecting them to not act like it.
@@lopey5035 The OP didn't say he/she feels bad FOR them, just bad ABOUT the situation. No need to be snarky.
Jesus... Simon could audition as a freaking Goldeneye NPC.
Perfect
Yes Simon's Earthly Mother Back Home In Heaven Amen xxxxxxx is awfully upset Simon done this to himself through ego and Souless people badgering him to have just a little here a little there oh darling they wont even know these souless people were saying to him. Well guess what darling we do know and I hope Simon's face goes back to normal Amen xxxxxxx.
never played goldeneye but this made me crack up
First thing that came to mind 😂
His could fit as a character model for Spiderman ps1
Clarkson may look an old man, but he's mofucken Jeremy Clarkson, damn it. You know him when you see him, and his aged visage has a certain charm to it.
It's like if Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest did the Fusion Dance and it didn't turn out quite right
It looks like his eyes are upside down and he's just done 12 rounds in a boxing ring. Looking "old" would be better than looking like that
i was gonna say he kinda has that worn out weathered look lmao
Clarkson aged better than he did by a long shot. The man looks like a 2nd grade science fair project
Clarkson aged faster, but then he stayed the same age forever lol.
Doesn’t mean he looks good. He looks like he needs to eat some vegetables
@@tristancole8158he looks good lol. Humans usually look good by default settings. He looks exactly how he should look, and that looks good cuz it’s natural(excluding the make up he puts on for the shows)
@@thataintfalco7106 I’m not saying Simon Cowell looks better; he definitely does look unnatural. But Jeremy Clarkson today looks fat.
@@thataintfalco7106 naturalist fallacy. Things aren't good simply because they're natural.
Now Simon can finally complete his collectable wax dolls of not so famous people, he was always wanting the Simon wax doll.
Simon looks like a goldeneye 64 character mashed with a puppet😂
"You don't have body dysmorphia so you're not X Factor material" - Simon Cowell
Simon now looks like he's been in a terrible car crash he was trying to turn the clock back and now wishes he could just before surgery
In his defense, he has been in terrible accidents, but with e-bikes. Broke his spine in 2 places.
“In his defence” 😅 he didn’t land on his face brother 👍😂
@@Mitchthemysteryman what does that have to do with his face? This was clearly to make himself look younger
@@bugsy742 The evidence proves otherwise🤔
@@jasonl8326 😅👍 seen mate
That beard makes him look like a m-... "Reject humanity, return to monke", I guess. 🤔🤣
damn vanity is dangerous
It looks like they took his left eye out and put back in wrong. I really think the surgeons mess their face up on purpose.
They don’t care because the money hits their bank accounts even before they start the surgery 😂
@@JohnDoe-kf7md exactly they don't give a shit
I think how it heals is probably largely a gamble with your genetics and these idiots are willing to risk it. Simon was never known for being good looking so I don’t get why he’d do this
LOL! So true.
Look at his nose. I feel like you could rip that shit off!
Now, Simon’s face is a near perfect expression of the soul he has had all along. Karma at its finest.
There's a Talking Heads song that pretty much describes this phenomenon. It's called "Seen And Not Seen".
Did he even have any?
He's the textbook definition of a narcissist. His insecurities were going through the roof and he has to belittle everyone around him so he can feel like he's superior
when you want to cover up your internal rotten character with external cosmetics
What's funny to me, is Jeremy looks very similar now to how he looks in this clip. And the clip is damn near 20 years old.
While Simon is the definition of hideous
No he doesn't lol, his obsession with hating Meghan Markle made him gain like 50 pounds and turned all his hair gray
Clarkson will always be a geezer
Simon looks like a school project of computer programmers trying to de-age a celebrity.
My guy lost all his subsurface scattering
Man looks like a ps2 NPC
Simon Cowel is a genius. He's actually getting us ready for his next big show - Surgeon's got talent
Lol 😂
His surgeon sure didn’t.
His surgeon would be one they bring on for laughs, where they're convinced they're great, but everyone is laughing at them.
Underrated joke
“And here’s my next patient, take the mirror
OH FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
*beep* FANTASTIC YOU’RE GOING TO AMERICA”
God bless him, he looks like he was trapped behind a patio heater for several hours.
😂🤣😃
Classic!
Went from looking like himself to looking like someone attempted to melt Hugh Jackman with a giant magnifying glass.
To quote Bill Burr: "it doesn't make you look young, it makes you look weird"
No one can tell a narcissist that they’re wrong.
Indeed.
"It's just a character guys!!"
Even back then simon didnt look particularly younger than clarkson
Now Simon knows what it's like to be publicly humilated, and he did it to himself.
The thing is he probably doesn't feel humiliated at all. He probably loves his "new look".
@@ARedMotorcycle He's becoming aware that he's a meme, an unnatural meme.
The irony of that!
He actually gave himself a taste of his own medicine…
@@ARedMotorcycle He's said he regrets it and has tried to undo it, but that has only made him look more different
@@andrive Someone should ask him what he would say to himself if he appeared on stage like this before his younger self. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.