The Simpsons: Stonecutters Song "We Do"

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  • Who controls the British Crown?
    Who Keeps The Metric System Down?
    We Do, We Do...
    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We Do, We Do...
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star!
    We Do, We Do...
    Who robs kegfish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We Do... We Doooo!

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  • @draculanova6548
    @draculanova6548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3584

    I love how basically everyone in Springfield is a member of this secret club

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Dracula Nova It's a secret.

    • @NerevarOfficialReal
      @NerevarOfficialReal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      iM3GTR Shut uuuup...

    • @rainbowsixODST
      @rainbowsixODST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Dracula Nova I truly wish they showed this far, far more often except for this single episode.

    • @chapel66
      @chapel66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I dont see bumblebee man

    • @yourlasttwobraincells6590
      @yourlasttwobraincells6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Ralph is secretly under the table controlling the whole thing

  • @Blue4LifeSW6
    @Blue4LifeSW6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3786

    Golden age of The Simpsons.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Blue4LifeSW6 agreed

    • @jimmy200570
      @jimmy200570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah.

    • @Victor76546
      @Victor76546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      s

    • @Gabo2oo
      @Gabo2oo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ironically, wacky plots like this are one of the reasons modern Simpsons are so criticized for

    • @DeFuchs
      @DeFuchs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

  • @Slayerfreek27
    @Slayerfreek27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3784

    Who keeps Kim Jong-Un in check?
    Who snapped Jeffrey Epstein’s neck?
    We do! We do!

    • @mattchamp1541
      @mattchamp1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Who released the corona virus

    • @Slayerfreek27
      @Slayerfreek27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Mattchamp15 who’s responsible for Miley Cyrus?
      We do! We do!

    • @cobaltbluevision
      @cobaltbluevision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@Slayerfreek27
      Who knows the e-co-no-my will fall, who has bu-nkers not for all?
      We Do! We Do!

    • @Slayerfreek27
      @Slayerfreek27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      CobaltBlueVision who decides how your money’s spent?
      Who picks out the president?
      We do! We do!

    • @smack09
      @smack09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      YOU LOT ARE HILARIOUS AND GREAT!!!!!

  • @Striljr
    @Striljr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

    Skinner: Who gives burgers different names??! While his house goes up in flames?!! We do! We Do!

    • @xaiver2.095
      @xaiver2.095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Underrated comment

    • @TaylorTCarlson
      @TaylorTCarlson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I understood that reference!

    • @Striljr
      @Striljr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TaylorTCarlson steamed ham!! LOL!

    • @garganrose
      @garganrose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now that I think about it I don't recall seeing superintendent Chalmers anywhere in this episode.

    • @Striljr
      @Striljr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garganrose egad!!

  • @Noxthajan
    @Noxthajan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Who loops this song everytime?
    Who thinks this aged like fine wine?
    We do!
    We do!

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like Golden Age Simpsons all together!

    • @ethankearl8771
      @ethankearl8771 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is a 10/10 episode and the song goated

    • @Imozart0341I
      @Imozart0341I ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ethankearl8771 not one lie said here

    • @alexpritchard6637
      @alexpritchard6637 ปีที่แล้ว

      The illuminati was created on 1st May 1776

    • @alexpritchard6637
      @alexpritchard6637 ปีที่แล้ว

      The illuminati was created on 1st May 1776 in Germany 🇩🇪 which was first created in Egypt 🇪🇬

  • @jolo8224
    @jolo8224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    lol, Mr. Burns can't hold up his *stein* because he is so weak. I never noticed that until now.

    • @gusbaker4u
      @gusbaker4u 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      woah, me neither

    • @jacksonsay37
      @jacksonsay37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jolo but Jasper can hold up his mug.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jolo Never noticed that

    • @kingjake41
      @kingjake41 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      even the fucking alien can hold up his mug

    • @zom_87
      @zom_87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kingjake41 ] yeah, it's nearly as tall as his head.

  • @antonydyatlov5651
    @antonydyatlov5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Steve Guttenberg going "ah shucks" when they say his career is a conspiracy will never fail to make me laugh.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's oddly wholesome to think that a secret organization made one of its members a celebrity, just to do a pal a solid

    • @HennyMueller
      @HennyMueller ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn, after 20 years I just noticed that Steve Guttenberg is sitting there.

  • @benvolio1500
    @benvolio1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Who controls the shares and stocks?
    Who lets Disney purchase Fox?
    We do! We do!

    • @whyequalswhat
      @whyequalswhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You do realize some other major corporation was just going to buy it regardless right? Fox was selling and Disney made the best offer.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whyequalswhat Really? I didn't know that. I checked, and from Wikipedia it didn't look like that but some say you shouldn't trust Wikipedia.

    • @thesteelecrusader7778
      @thesteelecrusader7778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Cool it with the Anti-Semitic remarks.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thesteelecrusader7778 Pardon? How is that Anti-Semitic?

    • @myheartandactionsareutterl9058
      @myheartandactionsareutterl9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thesteelecrusader7778 follow the money

  • @realitywarper936
    @realitywarper936 8 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Guess they finally forgave DiCaprio for whatever he did to upset them.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He declined membership

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think they wanted to have him star in dark gritty movies and use profane language. It's the same reason Pulp fiction got accolades when it wasn't a great movie.

    • @picknick21
      @picknick21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is this comment about?

    • @picknick21
      @picknick21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NVM I just got it :P

    • @christianali5431
      @christianali5431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rs72098 Shawshank redemption was the best movie of that year, but it had too much under the counter Christianity to get away with winning an award.

  • @walterajimenez9466
    @walterajimenez9466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    Homer, a man called "you know who" just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you know what."

    • @user-vc7gh6qb2r
      @user-vc7gh6qb2r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is not how it works. They have secret code words that they use to concealed their activities. A 33rd degree master stone cutter knows 33 secret code words and of course how to use it in their secretive communication techniques. If you want to have a general idea on how they operates, read the book below for a hint.
      How do you think a magician card trick can make it seems like they can read your mind? An operative is secretly communicating to him what he need to know.
      www.amazon.com/Secret-Messages-Concealment-Ingenious-Communication/dp/0756762812

    • @user-vc7gh6qb2r
      @user-vc7gh6qb2r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Here is an example of how 1 code word "Typewriter" can be apply. So imagine how 33 code words can be use and apply.
      THE CODE
      A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
      One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
      The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
      The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
      A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
      The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.

    • @Alexandria87
      @Alexandria87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-vc7gh6qb2r 😂😂😂😂

    • @careylocklear3659
      @careylocklear3659 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vc7gh6qb2r .

    • @fun_ghoul
      @fun_ghoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-vc7gh6qb2r You're an idiot, Kevin Ewan.

  • @pyrs9544
    @pyrs9544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Teacher: Why didn't u go to bathroom during lunch?
    The bathroom during lunch:

    • @BenTurtles
      @BenTurtles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is me and the boys

    • @JavierEscuella1911
      @JavierEscuella1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’d like this but
      You know

    • @effortlessawareness8778
      @effortlessawareness8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont get it...so the bathroom during lunch is empty is that what you are insinuating when saying _bathroom during lunch:_ without writing anything further after the semicolon?
      If thats the case then how or why is that relevant to this video or funny....

    • @Owain9797
      @Owain9797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Effortless Awareness the blank space after the colon is for the video

    • @effortlessawareness8778
      @effortlessawareness8778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Owain9797
      It alll makes sense....

  • @benpowell5682
    @benpowell5682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Whenever I walk/drive past the Freemason lodge just down the road this song pops into my head.

    • @MoonshineTheDragThing
      @MoonshineTheDragThing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You should play this song loudly on your car radio every time you pass that building.

    • @brentgraham3648
      @brentgraham3648 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I visited a lodge for super last night & this song was talked about by the masons.

    • @razoblicavanje4231
      @razoblicavanje4231 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If there were no police, people would deal with them.

  • @detryckvondoom4350
    @detryckvondoom4350 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1243

    Every time I hear a Freemason conspiracy theory, this is what I think of.

    • @twothreebravo2374
      @twothreebravo2374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Detryck von Doom I’ve recently joined freemasonry and my fiancée keeps singing this at me

    • @samloveless2285
      @samloveless2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think this is the simsons way of paying homage

    • @rizwanahmed1540
      @rizwanahmed1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's the idea. Secret societies. Don't worry. They are just a joke, aren't they?

    • @luisalbertohilarioalvarez7405
      @luisalbertohilarioalvarez7405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@rizwanahmed1540 No, they are not a joke

    • @rizwanahmed1540
      @rizwanahmed1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Luis Alberto Hilario Alvarez lol. I was being sarcastic! I don’t know the emoji for that tone!!

  • @dirtgirl6227
    @dirtgirl6227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This sequence has a 30s cartoon feel to it, with the way they're all repeating a repetitive motion in the rhythm of the music

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stonecutter = Nazi propaganda confirmed 😛

    • @countertopconfessions9975
      @countertopconfessions9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow that's a really nice take haha

  • @KingOfElectricNinjas
    @KingOfElectricNinjas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Crazy thing is that the full table shot at the beginning of the song has every character featured in it visible, at more or less the same spot they're shown later on, including the martian and the egg guy. It's not often the Simpsons shows that attention to detail, even in a self-contained scene.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Who plans the setting of the scene?
      Who keeps track of continuity?
      We do! We doooooo!

    • @ayrshireman94
      @ayrshireman94 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Egg guy? Wtf?

    • @Skyblade12
      @Skyblade12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Martian guy is at the end of the table in the opening shot, but has people on either side of him when it cuts to him. So, not perfect continuity.

  • @o.h.x-9062
    @o.h.x-9062 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Who thinks the old seasons rock?
    Who thinks the new seasons suck?
    We do!
    We do!

    • @isabellaa1750
      @isabellaa1750 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same would go for "Family Guy" and "Spongebob Squarepants"

  • @Weirduniverse2
    @Weirduniverse2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    25 years later and this song still pops into my head !

    • @chrisbarrett2117
      @chrisbarrett2117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s not a single episode of the Simpsons after season 10 that has a moment this cool either!

    • @jewdavid5627
      @jewdavid5627 ปีที่แล้ว

      You stink

    • @Weirduniverse2
      @Weirduniverse2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jewdavid5627 oh be nice!

    • @billbigsby7463
      @billbigsby7463 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too

    • @fanta4897
      @fanta4897 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No kidding, it's been stuck in my mind so much that, I recognized it even heavily distorted in martial industrial song (Genos Caedre - The Invisible Hand, for anyone interested).

  • @Q3hero
    @Q3hero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Meanwhile at Goldman Sachs

  • @mikeleger1035
    @mikeleger1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Who keeps the people under stress?
    Who controls the printing press?
    We do! We do!

    • @praetor9822
      @praetor9822 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It'd probably sound better if the first two lines were reversed.

  • @tommy2917
    @tommy2917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    0:38 THE EGG. I've watched this a thousand times and have only just noticed it.

    • @michelmusik
      @michelmusik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing

    • @merlinthemutt1386
      @merlinthemutt1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam Brent what the heck I don’t know how I never noticed that!

    • @deepblueharvest
      @deepblueharvest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    • @Forgemno
      @Forgemno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg

    • @micapapa8647
      @micapapa8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy easter egg, Batman!

  • @nicklancial7515
    @nicklancial7515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    GOD ITS STILL CATCHY i don't know why but if i joined a secret club like this I'd suggest making their official song this

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Freemasons should make this their anthem.

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Who got America in Iraq?
    Who put Gamestop on their back?
    We do!
    We do!

  • @rvrmdude
    @rvrmdude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    At long last perfect ringtone i have found thee

    • @jamieszawin343
      @jamieszawin343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 2

    • @railsceneireland8770
      @railsceneireland8770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm 3 years late but you can download it from Zedge, you're welcome xo

    • @basstian
      @basstian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who now has the right ringtone
      to use on the mobile phone?
      We do! We do!

  • @midgetwars1
    @midgetwars1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Y'know, for a small town's secret organisation they do have an amazing power projection. Impressive stuff. It also means they vote on the Oscars which make them "The Academy". Neat

    • @kainthedragoon8081
      @kainthedragoon8081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They spread all over the world. The Springfield branch is most likely the main headquarters

    • @somebody6048
      @somebody6048 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are also in Ukraine and overthrown the pro-russia government in 2014 and created the existing government in Ukraine. They also have a black version called prince hall stone cutters. They also have a Chinese version called the Triads. And the Korean version called moonies. Learning their craft is being a master stone cutter is like being a a black belt in Karate or some form of martial art. And just as there are many different kind of martial arts like Karate, Tai Kwon Do, Kung Fu, Ju Jit Su, etc., So there is many version of the stone cutters like Triads, Moonies, Prince Hall, etc.

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@somebody6048 This episode was making fun of you

    • @somebody6048
      @somebody6048 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@suspicioususer I am not a Free Mason so no it is not making fun of me, even if I had a Vietnamese business associate in California that was a Free Mason. In fact the Free Mason annoy me because they keep on mistaken me for another guy who was a business associate that is a Vietnamese who is a Free Mason, while I am Central Asian Turkic, and speak their Masonic Lingo with me and piss me off. I don't play that "How are you?" lingo, even though I am aware of it now since they keep on mistaken me for the Vietnamese and speak their lingo with me that I became aware of it. So since I am not a Free Mason and only am mistaken for one who is a Vietnamese, it is not about me.

  • @YVBSV
    @YVBSV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    -Who holds back the electric car?
    -We do
    Signed: General Motors

    • @ezandman6804
      @ezandman6804 ปีที่แล้ว

      GM behind the Masons? That is not how this works dude.

  • @laymansjournal
    @laymansjournal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This is comedic gold. Simpsons at their prime

  • @joshosborne6419
    @joshosborne6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love it when the alien takes a swig in time with the music at 0:19 :)

  • @JulesHinmon
    @JulesHinmon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Steve Guttenburg was really flattered by this, lol.

    • @gregoryblosser4426
      @gregoryblosser4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jules Hinmon it would appear that the Stonecutters have lost their clout since the 1990s.

    • @jacostalester9307
      @jacostalester9307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are these shows funny when we look at the real of society?
      th-cam.com/video/vRhTWRWaW1o/w-d-xo.html
      Yep. The other stuff isn't.
      The world seems to be hunting and crying about a prostitution problem.
      Leonard Cohen has a song about it. I'm Your Man....is this what they want from Male children?
      Is this a Winnebago Brave?
      th-cam.com/video/4fYuy6Lq0w4/w-d-xo.html
      The TV is a series of bad outcomes that the AntiChrist appears to desire.
      Watch this FOX News Report.
      th-cam.com/video/xcomH9X1qig/w-d-xo.html
      Covid Lockdowns went up and the predators pounced. Take the kids back to school and go with them PLEASE!!!!!
      th-cam.com/video/WgB-DhoORis/w-d-xo.html
      It's census time, birth certificates versus head counts. DNA testing time ALSO. MOMMY TO CHILD, NOT THE DADDY.
      These people may have had kids in foster care that the President and First Lady want to touch. There's PEDOPHILES that are harvesting children.
      Watch Young Pharaoh Deep State. Make connections.
      Come to Jesus. Please repent.
      By the way, in the areas around me, they seem to relax the laws for some. This guy was picking up what appears to be prostitutes nearby. I see this vehicle often on my Doordashes.
      THESE SICKOS VIEW CHILDREN LIKE THE GUYS IN THIS VIDEO.
      th-cam.com/video/WkoO8kbvIm0/w-d-xo.html
      Stop this outcome:
      th-cam.com/video/adbboWPSRRE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gregoryblosser4426 dreams can’t last forever

    • @lecisteim_1945
      @lecisteim_1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacostalester9307 take your meds

    • @MDK2_Radio
      @MDK2_Radio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s funny because this was pretty much at the time he stopped being a star. Maybe even a couple of years late.Too bad this was before the age of reality TV, that line could have been about the Kardashians or Paris Hilton.

  • @benlong4277
    @benlong4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how self-satisfied they sound when they sing ‘We do’

  • @HHH-yv4sx
    @HHH-yv4sx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how the egg is a stone cutter 🥚

  • @DanielWatches
    @DanielWatches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I lose it every time the alien chimes in swinging his glass

  • @Ninjaleprachaun1
    @Ninjaleprachaun1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Who Keeps the Simpsons on TV?
    Who Profits off Covid-19?
    We do! We Do!

    • @sh7502
      @sh7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao perfect

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That comment is going to age so poorly

    • @trevorjolls1480
      @trevorjolls1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spasmolytic2 tf?

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣 (for 2020).

    • @chasepicard6046
      @chasepicard6046 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@parker-boy98Nah

  • @merlinthemutt1386
    @merlinthemutt1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    0:38 did anyone notice that there was a giant egg there?

    • @Blue4LifeSW6
      @Blue4LifeSW6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      YOU BETTER RUN EGG!

    • @zanedegonia5705
      @zanedegonia5705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! Lol

    • @TUN3S
      @TUN3S 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      world_reocord_egg

    • @winniepooh8466
      @winniepooh8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL mandela effect

    • @Bill23799
      @Bill23799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We did......We did.
      It was Mork.

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    It doesn't even go for very long and it's awesome.

  • @Jzombi301
    @Jzombi301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do! We do!
    Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do! We do!
    Who holds back the electric car?
    Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
    We do! We do!
    Who robs cavefish of their sight?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do! We do!

    • @Littenletsplay
      @Littenletsplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Subscribed because you know the lyrics

    • @hamiljohn
      @hamiljohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pound

    • @flameblast7364
      @flameblast7364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lyrics are in the description

    • @karoliskanapickas9492
      @karoliskanapickas9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      peaple think its a joke :D reptilians illiuminati masons and others .... :D

    • @kahrioo9288
      @kahrioo9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karoliskanapickas9492 we need to come together and wake these people up

  • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
    @ReyaitheShadowWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Who controls the British Crown?
    Who keeps the Metric System down?"
    Grampa: The Metric System is the tool of the Devil!! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes iiiiiiiit!!

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My metric car can go 30 nanoparsecs per millennium! Wait, is that actually fast?

    • @MDK2_Radio
      @MDK2_Radio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s the British pound, not crown. Crown rhymes better but it doesn’t make any sense because they’re figureheads with a well defined line of succession. Nothing to be gained controlling that.

    • @ghostsinthegraveyard5766
      @ghostsinthegraveyard5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MDK2_Radio Oh yee of little sight.

    • @sailordarty9032
      @sailordarty9032 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The TH-cam comment section will disregard the outburst from the old man.

    • @ReyaitheShadowWolf
      @ReyaitheShadowWolf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@sailordarty9032 Who said that??!

  • @maiqtheliar789
    @maiqtheliar789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Where can I sign up for the Stonecutters. I want to be able to drink beer, and control the world while singing this song.

    • @kylebowles6197
      @kylebowles6197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Check your local masonic lodge

    • @gggkkk1494
      @gggkkk1494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kyle Bowles Shout out to all my cronies at Lodge of Quest!

    • @angrypredator2704
      @angrypredator2704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Submit your application via mail with a cashiers check of $50.00 and the blood of a virgin

    • @gggkkk1494
      @gggkkk1494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Apex Predator What? You mean your blood?

    • @Netaroxis
      @Netaroxis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You can't. The only ways you can become a Stonecutter is by being the son of a Stonecutter or saving a Stonecutter's life

  • @theshyguitarist4536
    @theshyguitarist4536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Who extends a joke too long?
    But makes a good sing-along?
    We do
    We dooooooooo

  • @susza89
    @susza89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This aged really well.

    • @SuperTed19021
      @SuperTed19021 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like Golden Age Simpsons.

  • @ItsJustJimOkay
    @ItsJustJimOkay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've been so entertained by the song I never realized there was a gigantic egg

  • @tinyplaidninjas8868
    @tinyplaidninjas8868 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Maybe Scientologists would be more popular if their theme songs were bangers like this one

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Who wants this song 10 hours long
    Who will listen until Dawn
    WE DO
    WE DO

  • @patrickstork7320
    @patrickstork7320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who keeps fluoride in the water !
    Who keeps stealing parents daughters !
    We do ! We do !

  • @FactBuffet
    @FactBuffet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    This song was nominated for an Emmy!

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who rigs every Emmy night?

    • @mdaddy775
      @mdaddy775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kisbie They do!

    • @TheMan05555
      @TheMan05555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It lost. Another group rigs the Emmys.

  • @branflakes12341
    @branflakes12341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never noticed the egg in that video till now

  • @kaasutizardrawr883
    @kaasutizardrawr883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This song has been stuck in my brain for so many, many years. I love it.

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Who makes Steven Guttenberg a star"
    That line has been repeating in my head once a month for over 20 something years.

  • @jennaamato3417
    @jennaamato3417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the best (and catchiest) Songs from the Simpsons

  • @Dzuno18
    @Dzuno18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Springfield men who are in the Stonecutters
    - Homer
    - Lenny
    - Carl
    - Moe
    - Mr.Burns
    - Smithers
    - Krusty The Clown
    - Chief Wiggum
    - Herman
    - Principal Skinner
    - Abe Simpson
    - Groundskeeper Wille
    - Dr. Hibbert
    - Kent Brockman
    - Jasper
    - Kirk Van Houten
    - Mayor Quimby
    The Springfield men who aren't in the Stonecutters
    - Ned Flanders
    - Reverend Lovejoy
    - Fat Tony and his crew
    - Comic Book Guy
    - Bumblebee Man
    - Lionel Hutz
    - Eddie and Lou
    - Superintendent Chalmers
    - Barney
    - Sideshow Mel
    - Artie Pie
    - Troy McClure

    • @lulitallorona
      @lulitallorona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you forgot the egg

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now this is real investigative journalism

    • @JaniceCarter-ws7lu
      @JaniceCarter-ws7lu 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🫡...You see how it works 😄
      Sideshow Bob is not at the table either

  • @mahmoudwaheed2790
    @mahmoudwaheed2790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong.

  • @DioAureo
    @DioAureo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Meanwhile, at the Illuminati secret headquarters

  • @Alextrag
    @Alextrag 12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every time I see a Freemason lodge, I imagine this happening within the mysterious confines.

  • @MrRyan-wu4jx
    @MrRyan-wu4jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How did I only just now realize the “you better run egg” sitting at the table.

  • @iamthelaw82
    @iamthelaw82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:25 - you can clearly see that even cletus the slackjawed yokel is a member

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cletus is a descendant of House Hapsburg just keeping the bloodline pure

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well duh, where else would he get all those crazy ideas like "5G causes cancer" and "Trump is a good president"? 😉

    • @SomeAdGuy
      @SomeAdGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that's Herman Hermann

    • @christensen1106
      @christensen1106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not Cletus. It's Herman Hermann

    • @joshykeeler
      @joshykeeler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s Herman Hermann.

  • @Theairbiscuit101
    @Theairbiscuit101 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Truth is stranger than fiction

  • @bradion8825
    @bradion8825 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who initiates the blind?
    Who makes obligations bind?
    We do!
    We do!

  • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
    @WaspCameraInSpringfield 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    >Skinner is a member
    Who purchases fast food and disguises it as their own cooking? Who makes Aurora Borealis appear localized entirely within kitchens? We do, we do.

  • @Backdoemedia_TV
    @Backdoemedia_TV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Its scary, that at the age of 34 i still know this song.

    • @oldoddjobs
      @oldoddjobs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Terrifying

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Homer and Marge are 34, but you're now 36

    • @rodan9773
      @rodan9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....Why ?.

    • @willdill4987
      @willdill4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you know the birthday song too?

  • @browsertab
    @browsertab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love that the egg spokesperson is a member of the Stonecutters.

  • @Kassemmdr
    @Kassemmdr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who holds back the electric car ???

  • @rickydavis5541
    @rickydavis5541 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    everyone hold back to the electric car nowadays. lol

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Maybe Jada Smith and Spike Lee are actually boycotting the Oscars this year because they found out about the Stonecutters' secret involvement.

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If they didn't leave to become the no homers club, Will Smith would have won an Oscar for Independence day

  • @EmmoF2
    @EmmoF2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I went to a Freemasons club yesterday for beer festival and was so disappointed they weren't singing this

    • @lordgoro
      @lordgoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn how disappointing

    • @arabianmusicbeats
      @arabianmusicbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They always sing it secretly 🎶

  • @Luciferlocks
    @Luciferlocks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who keeps guns in every house, even when they shoot their spouse. We do. We do.

  • @thescarletcultist113
    @thescarletcultist113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who gives this song an extra verse with no time to rehearse? WE DO WE DO

  • @EponymousKid
    @EponymousKid 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Homer looking up and to the right as he sings is a nice touch, he's clearly trying to remember the words.

  • @DreamEater16
    @DreamEater16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like how this video is categorized as Educational lol
    Freemasons in a nutshell.

    • @ptaah9215
      @ptaah9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Freemasons don't control anything, it's a meme. They are just private clubs for esoteric wannabes, I know some freemasons and they confirmed this. The whole episode is supposed to satirize people who believe in this conspiracy.

    • @edwardponder66
      @edwardponder66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ptaah9215 Weak dude, very weak. Your not a real Free Mason until you reach 33rd degree, they swear an oath of secrecy so obviously those you knew broke their oath and since I assume their were no repercussions for doing such hold very little importance within their sect

  • @drunkweebmarine3728
    @drunkweebmarine3728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is why my childhood was awesome. Classic

  • @wankaru
    @wankaru 8 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    what half of the internet actually believes

    • @rfldss89
      @rfldss89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I know you're talking about illuminati conspiracies, but let's not forget cartels and think tanks exist.

    • @colingznetwork781
      @colingznetwork781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karamoon usually as a joke or as a reality

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The other half thinks it's the jews

    • @Snow_birds
      @Snow_birds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      World Trade Center construction started 1968. They blew up 2001. They were up for 33 years. Freeemason

    • @chambers0188
      @chambers0188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Snow_birds I have been looking into 9/11 for years and never bought into the mainstream bullshit. And I never realized that, that just gave me chills haha

  • @DeonsDoggyDiaries
    @DeonsDoggyDiaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    In all these years watching the older seasons of The Simpsons as a little boy, I always wonder why that Alien Boy is doing there. 👽

  • @jimivibes609
    @jimivibes609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    who starts a war and controls both sides?
    we do! we do!

  • @junior214223
    @junior214223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There's a certain charm to this art style.

  • @mdaddy775
    @mdaddy775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the global elite before they got 🎵MeTooed, MeTooed 🎵

  • @rickyworley6134
    @rickyworley6134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This song gives me goosebumps because it’s from the golden age of the Simpsons

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anything after season 10 is Zombie Simpsons eh?

    • @rickyworley6134
      @rickyworley6134 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Johnlindsey289 i didnt say that

    • @ThePatank
      @ThePatank ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Johnlindsey289 season 11 has some good episodes, tomacco is hilarious

    • @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus
      @wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This whole "Simpsons are bad now" thing is really just old people being upset that they don't get the pop culture references anymore. It's my generation's turn now.

  • @K1NGxC1TY
    @K1NGxC1TY ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?…

  • @FZR-sl7ql
    @FZR-sl7ql หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'll bet these Free and accepted men saved the world from nukes 1000 times.
    Rock on Simpsons!

  • @Ringlord3434
    @Ringlord3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who spreads the brand new plague?
    Who controls judges at The Hague?
    We do! We do!

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Footage of a World Economic Forum meeting, 2019.

  • @Harry-bn5mp
    @Harry-bn5mp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who sends out an unknown virus
    Plays a role in forest fires
    We do
    We do

  • @affanjamsari5752
    @affanjamsari5752 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the one thing that the Movementarians can’t top.

  • @mikanmini9966
    @mikanmini9966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who created Omicron?
    Who pisses on the tax payers lawns? We do! We do!

    • @punker4Real
      @punker4Real 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who controls the canadian roads ?
      Who Keeps The Trade System down?
      We Do, We Do...
      Who keeps trudeau off the maps?
      We Do, We Do...

    • @toilet9181
      @toilet9181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile in the democrat headquarter

  • @sirenarizzo
    @sirenarizzo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who lives in a pineapple under the see
    WE DO! WE DO!

  • @dementedgamer0810
    @dementedgamer0810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mr Incredible becoming Demonic (The DusttaleImposter's version) Phase 3

  • @brandonleague3641
    @brandonleague3641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Three cheers for Steve Guttenberg.

  • @champkind6877
    @champkind6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Man, The Simpsons used to have a lot of soul.

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Who robs kegfish of their sight?"
    I'm not sure what that means.

  • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
    @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Who rigs every Oscar night?"
    Huh, no wonder Disney and Pixar keep winning the Award for Best Animated Feature

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this song still bangs

  • @stuka80
    @stuka80 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    another banger from the golden age of The Simpsons

  • @jackblackdeath
    @jackblackdeath ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:37 "YOU'D BETTER RUN EGG!"

  • @anotheryoutubesupergenius5535
    @anotheryoutubesupergenius5535 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    every time i see steve gutenberg i think of this song!

  • @whitecrow494
    @whitecrow494 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Who controls COVID-19?
    Who stops art from being obscene?
    We do!
    We do!
    Who tells game devs what to charge?
    Who makes inflation rates large?
    We do!
    We do!
    Who keeps delaying Half Life 3?
    Who keeps the good ideas off TV?
    We do!
    We do!
    Who picks out the President?
    Who controls how money's spent?
    Weeeee do!
    Weeeee doooooo!

  • @itsrdr3708
    @itsrdr3708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    They flaunt it in your face and then laugh at you

    • @curisoul4661
      @curisoul4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes indeed-D

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how you tards go all nutty about this yet ignore occam's razor that there is no overaching control, it's simple
      rich people run everything

    • @nawtilismaelis2043
      @nawtilismaelis2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kenetickups6146 Rich people running everything IS over-arching control. And they can get very sophisticated about it.

    • @ptaah9215
      @ptaah9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freemasons don't control anything, the whole episode is supposed to satirize people who believe this conspiracy.

    • @edwardponder66
      @edwardponder66 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A weak statement like that is worse then a weak coffee

  • @FoxDemonMaster
    @FoxDemonMaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could listen to this song forever

  • @soundwave6525
    @soundwave6525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Who rig every Oscar night...😁

  • @alexmabey7791
    @alexmabey7791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    When they eventually put the Simpsons in Kingdom Hearts I guarantee a version of this song will be the battle theme.

    • @Super_Suchi
      @Super_Suchi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who knows Xehanort’s true schemes?
      Who knows what Nomura dreams?
      We do! We do!

  • @justinw9455
    @justinw9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of my favorite songs from the old simpsons

  • @toddsmitts
    @toddsmitts ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Green Book won over Black Panther? My God, they really DO rig every Oscar night!

  • @skinnysnorlax9356
    @skinnysnorlax9356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?”
    Nobody, now that electric cars are pretty much mainstream and Guttenberg hasn’t been in anything noteworthy for years.

  • @nickzilla20
    @nickzilla20 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who unleashed the coronavirus?
    Who keeps raising the gas prices?
    We do! We do!