I have a friend like this. Girl traveled alone through South America. Found a rich boyfriend who owns multiple properties all over the world. Now she spends her time traveling with him. And here I was giving her shit for traveling to a new country all alone with no real plan 😂
I was about to write that! I have this friend. She still looks 19 and is 35 😂 It is crazy, never gets hangover, party like no tomorrow. Always have a lot of fun but with relationships, there she could use some work 😂❤
At least a toddler has the excuse of "This is literally my first time experiencing anything like this and I have almost no frame of reference for why *not* to do it." Your kid may not be smooth brained just yet. 😅 Adults should know better though, even if they don't know that there's thousands of mushroom species and only a comparative handful are the goldilocks combination of being good tasting and safe to eat- because they *should* know not to eat random things off the ground that they can't verify. 😅
As Australians, can confirm. My mum has been in and out of the hospital for passing out and getting a damn thyroid cancer removed all for $500 (ambulance fee)
@@RaffaCakeygoddamn, that’s amazing. I was in a bad car accident which I was not at fault for and I still ended up owing over 50k for all the treatments and the initial ER visit and 1k for the ambulance ride. Couldn’t identify the driver because I was knocked unconscious and it was at night so no witnesses. Since I couldn’t identify someone else to sue, I sued my insurance company. They offered me 33k. Yeah I don’t know why anyone would choose to live here unless you’re a billionaire.
lol My sister in law would eat anything growing in the wild. If it was hanging off a tree or bush or growing out of the ground, she'd eat it. "We do this all the time growing up in China, it's ok". She also complained about her chronic tummy pain a lot too.
Oh no, in my country we have a lot of Chinese people who end up dying due to Death Cap poisonings as they look very similar to straw mushrooms, which are native to many parts of china and they pick them without thinking. You can’t go about eating things off the ground if you don’t know what they are! I can do that around my state because I’ve studied and investigated the wild food around my region but take me somewhere else and I’d be lost!
@@astoroidea6502 :( We've had a few families perish from eating toad fish (puffer fish) they'd caught fishing. If only they'd taken the time to learn about what is safe and unsafe before snacking on the local wild life.
I have berries growing outside of my house that will give you a rash if you get any if their juice on your skin. I don’t want to know what would happen if you tried to eat them
I actually used to hitchhike a lot this is was in like 2010 and 2011. And then once I got a vehicle in like 2015 I started picking up hitchhikers a lot. And I never had anything bad happen. Everyone was always so kind and cool and I always made a lot of new friends. And people I picked up on the side of the road they were almost always trying to get to their jobs but didn't have a vehicle. So they would always be like hey come in I can get you a free meal or a discount at wherever they worked. And I guess because everything always worked out for me one of my friends decided they were going to do it so one of my friends picked up a hitchhiker and he was immediately carjacked and left on the side of the road. They did find his car for weeks. Then when they did the back window was totally gone and it was full of used "protection". (He was fine and unharmed by the way and we are actually married now) And he won't let me pick up hitchhikers anymore
A friend of mine in highschool once missed the bus to school, and started walking (she lived like 15 minutes away by car, so it would be a long walk) and eventually got a ride from some random lady who she said she “thinks might have been one of her friends moms but she wasn’t really sure and didn’t want to ask Becuase it would be kind of rude” Another fine that same friend skipped school and left her phone at home and was just walking around town and eventually ended up at a Home Depot, where she met some guy who said he was in high school but was suspended, and she ended up GOING TO THIS GUYS HOUSE to call her parents. Her justification for this was “he said his grandmother would be home (which turned out to be true) and he was really nice to me”. Both situations luckily turned out alright, and neither of the people did anything bad and genuinely helped her, but when me and another friend heard about this we both freaked out and told her never to do that again because she literally could have been murdered.
In reality most people would be fine in these situations :) stranger danger is something drilled into our heads but actually it’s not really true. The most dangerous is the home and most people get harmed/kidnapped by people they know
@@DimT670 now we’re speculating but in my opinion the stranger danger narrativ does more harm than good. Just imagine someone you don’t know touches you inappropriately you’d tell someone immediately and it would have repercussions of some kind. Now imagine someone you know touches you - who are you going to tell? Other people you know and probably also know the one who did it and might even believe them over you or an outsider which you’ve been told all your life you can’t trust … yeah
@@krischezockt1916 you literally can never be too careful. I'd rather be paranoid than end up murdered or kidnapped. Statistically speaking, it's very real and true. The world is dangerous, and this girl was lucky to encounter some genuinely good people💀
Usually they're actually raised with more freedom. That's what gives them the self esteem and confidence to continue to push their limits. People who are sheltered are more likely to feel anxious in situations outside of their norm.
My friend told me she was in yellowstone once and she saw a family of bears. She has a realistic bear mask or hat or something and put it on, then GOT OUT OF THE CAR. The bears looked at her and apparently a park ranger that was nearby was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING GET IN YOUR CAR!!!!!"
I can't tell if it would be a good or bad idea to set them on the bison. On one hand, might get charged and flipped and maybe have the lesson stick. On the other hand, might just end with a permanent dirt nap...
Omg, this is exactly like my girlfriend..shes scared of nothing, except for things that pose no actual threat to her. Like, she'll straight up drive 50 over the speed limit, go riding at the speed of light down a hill, try and make friends with aggressive animals, walk into traffic without looking, accept a ride from a weird man in a black Civic with tinted ass windows, drink milk thats over a month old, and jump from a third story balcony. But the second i tell her about how i like night time walks in the forest, (we dont really have any seriously dangerous animals where i live, and as long as you bring a light and some protection, youre basically completely safe) suddenly shes worried about monsters, urban legends, and murder clowns because shes scared of the dark 💀 like gurl, as long as you dont say their names, or whistle near the forest, aint nothing gonna get you, smh 🤦♂
When I was a kid, my parents told me about stranger danger and all that, but when I was walking around the neighborhood, sometimes I had to pee really bad. I don’t know where I got this idea, but I started getting real comfortable asking strangers if I could use their bathroom. Complete strangers in my neighborhood. Luckily nothing bad ever happened to me. 🤷
A while ago when one of my friends was in ~7th grade, she missed the bus soo she started walking to school, then hitchhiked in some lady’s car.. She said that it was some grandma driving a kid to school and thank god she got to school safely. Seems in character for her, but still
As a teenager I had a friend try to approach and pet a bear cub, I had to literally scream at her to stay tf away from it before she got to it. She thankfully listened and a few moments later as we were walking away down the road the big ass momma bear emerged from the bushes next to the cub. Years earlier when we were in elementary school we were hanging out when she randomly approached a disheveled stranger walking through my neighbourhood (that looking back was definitely on drugs, we had a bad meth problem in that town) and sold him a fun sized coffee crisp for 25cents. Thankfully he was just a reasonably chill addict rather than an opportunistic predator. Some people just have no innate self preservation instincts and it can make for some interesting and stressful situations. 😂
One time when I was with my friend (we were in the psych ward at the time), I got bored and ate 3 playing cards. I've also eaten half of a credit card in one day. And 2 pills I found outside a gas station. And a live fish (in a random river next to my school). How am I alive
My little sister is like this. She always was. Maybe it’s my fault. I was obsessed with creating poison when I was a little kid and always roped my little sister into being my test subject. I fear I may have strengthened her body too much. She did the handstand with a broken arm once. She has gotten four concussions in her lifetime and walked each of them off VERY quickly. At this point the local hospital knows my sister by her first name and knows what food she likes.
I knew a kid in first grade who picked a mushroom off the playground and ate it. Offered everyone else a bite but no one took it. He got held back a grade.
I have a blood disorder (thrombocytopenia) yet I'm a martial art instructor and train Jiu Jitsu, Hapkido and Taekwondo 6 days a week, I ride a motorcycle and love extreme sports and am a bit of an adrenaline junkie. I always say the universe never gives you what you want. When you have a death wish, the universe never grants it.
Dudes never forget that promiscuity itself was this sort of "ultra-commitment" which granted approvals to other agreements because it was a perspective in itself (with its own life cycle), but the girls' soccer team felt like they were already a generation younger THAN WE WERE. This must be why Japanese cartoons are a contentious topic for some parents (some kids aren't allowed to ever watch them). The entire culture as well. And their bodies.
This kind of kid never being taught by their parents about stranger danger, not opening the door for an unexpected guest, not answering phone calls from unknown number, and not clicking suspicious links that your moots sent
I had a friend follow a stranger to an abandoned church after asking random people on the street in Mexico where he could buy some weed, he gave the stranger money and was told to wait there. He waited for hours and luckily for him nobody came back. Another friend was LARPing a 70’s coming of age movie in Colorado and was hitchhiking in the mountains, a woman blasted on crystal meth picked him up and was gunning it through tight mountain roads going 80 MPH and would not let him out. He ended up having to bail out of the vehicle and run. Some people are genuinely hard to keep alive and it’s nothing but dumb luck and the concerted efforts of exasperated friends they survive year after year.
Similarly, there's always that guy who's the nicest but doesn't understand women's survival instincts. My buddy from work. He's literally the nicest dude you'll ever meet, but he was totally confused why, when he found a woman lost in the parking garage, she turned down his offer of driving her to her car. I tried to explain to him, to her you're a stranger. She doesn't know you like we do. And he's just like "but I'm not a murderer I'm so confused" 😅 come to think of it it must be annoying being perceived in a way where people are afraid of you but we're just out here not trying to get murdered you know
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The “alright” is so real cause they always survive
You can't control them😅
I have a friend like this. Girl traveled alone through South America. Found a rich boyfriend who owns multiple properties all over the world. Now she spends her time traveling with him. And here I was giving her shit for traveling to a new country all alone with no real plan 😂
PFTTTTT WHATTTT @@BrookeDoesScience
@@KhadejaAzizzada yeah. Things just always work out for her
@@BrookeDoesScience she sounds like me lmaoo, u seem so sweet tho
And somehow they never get sick or hurt and have a bunch of friends from randomly meeting people on the side of the road
The reason is because they have a self concept that they are always safe, and people like helping them;-) ;-)
Idk. I once saw the aftermath of the cell phone/traffic scenario. I think that was her last day of scrolling.
I was about to write that! I have this friend. She still looks 19 and is 35 😂 It is crazy, never gets hangover, party like no tomorrow. Always have a lot of fun but with relationships, there she could use some work 😂❤
@@alethiacharis2480that is delusional af but you do you hun lmao
Survivorship bias :)
they always either just super chill, or simply don't give a fuck if they die or not
Fr
me (not saying which one 😭🙏)
I'm both lol
Both here
Everybody saying both but I'm just the last one
I had to have the lawn mushroom talk with my toddler a couple months ago. Smooth brains, man.
"the lawn mushroom talk" made me giggle, thank you!
Smooth brains?? You said it's a toddler 😭😭
At least a toddler has the excuse of "This is literally my first time experiencing anything like this and I have almost no frame of reference for why *not* to do it." Your kid may not be smooth brained just yet. 😅
Adults should know better though, even if they don't know that there's thousands of mushroom species and only a comparative handful are the goldilocks combination of being good tasting and safe to eat- because they *should* know not to eat random things off the ground that they can't verify. 😅
@Sellesion exactly 😭 like give that toddler a chance. They're the age where they can legally be stupid. (Not saying they are stupid)
@@ALanGreenBalloonit's a joke smooth brained
This is the "has good health insurance" mentality
She’s Aussie, so we don’t have to worry about that as much. Poor Luigi!
As Australians, can confirm.
My mum has been in and out of the hospital for passing out and getting a damn thyroid cancer removed all for $500 (ambulance fee)
More like "lives in a country with sensible healthcare policies"
As an American who has good health insurance… no lmao. If I go to the hospital even if my insurance covers part of it I’m still going to owe like 10k
@@RaffaCakeygoddamn, that’s amazing. I was in a bad car accident which I was not at fault for and I still ended up owing over 50k for all the treatments and the initial ER visit and 1k for the ambulance ride. Couldn’t identify the driver because I was knocked unconscious and it was at night so no witnesses. Since I couldn’t identify someone else to sue, I sued my insurance company. They offered me 33k. Yeah I don’t know why anyone would choose to live here unless you’re a billionaire.
lol My sister in law would eat anything growing in the wild. If it was hanging off a tree or bush or growing out of the ground, she'd eat it. "We do this all the time growing up in China, it's ok".
She also complained about her chronic tummy pain a lot too.
My grandmother lost a sister and a brother that way.
Oh no, in my country we have a lot of Chinese people who end up dying due to Death Cap poisonings as they look very similar to straw mushrooms, which are native to many parts of china and they pick them without thinking. You can’t go about eating things off the ground if you don’t know what they are! I can do that around my state because I’ve studied and investigated the wild food around my region but take me somewhere else and I’d be lost!
@@astoroidea6502 :( We've had a few families perish from eating toad fish (puffer fish) they'd caught fishing.
If only they'd taken the time to learn about what is safe and unsafe before snacking on the local wild life.
I have berries growing outside of my house that will give you a rash if you get any if their juice on your skin. I don’t want to know what would happen if you tried to eat them
These people are either strangely invincible or they end up being a murder victim. There’s basically no in between, haha.
Me bc I haven't died yet
I actually used to hitchhike a lot this is was in like 2010 and 2011. And then once I got a vehicle in like 2015 I started picking up hitchhikers a lot. And I never had anything bad happen. Everyone was always so kind and cool and I always made a lot of new friends. And people I picked up on the side of the road they were almost always trying to get to their jobs but didn't have a vehicle. So they would always be like hey come in I can get you a free meal or a discount at wherever they worked.
And I guess because everything always worked out for me one of my friends decided they were going to do it so one of my friends picked up a hitchhiker and he was immediately carjacked and left on the side of the road. They did find his car for weeks. Then when they did the back window was totally gone and it was full of used "protection". (He was fine and unharmed by the way and we are actually married now) And he won't let me pick up hitchhikers anymore
The difference between the two is only time probably tbh 😭
@@WhitneyDahlin damn..
Exactly 😬
A friend of mine in highschool once missed the bus to school, and started walking (she lived like 15 minutes away by car, so it would be a long walk) and eventually got a ride from some random lady who she said she “thinks might have been one of her friends moms but she wasn’t really sure and didn’t want to ask Becuase it would be kind of rude”
Another fine that same friend skipped school and left her phone at home and was just walking around town and eventually ended up at a Home Depot, where she met some guy who said he was in high school but was suspended, and she ended up GOING TO THIS GUYS HOUSE to call her parents. Her justification for this was “he said his grandmother would be home (which turned out to be true) and he was really nice to me”.
Both situations luckily turned out alright, and neither of the people did anything bad and genuinely helped her, but when me and another friend heard about this we both freaked out and told her never to do that again because she literally could have been murdered.
that friend of yours has me out here believing in guardian angels bc what
In reality most people would be fine in these situations :) stranger danger is something drilled into our heads but actually it’s not really true. The most dangerous is the home and most people get harmed/kidnapped by people they know
@@krischezockt1916ofc one wonders if the latter fact ks because the danger is less or because ppl are more wary
@@DimT670 now we’re speculating but in my opinion the stranger danger narrativ does more harm than good. Just imagine someone you don’t know touches you inappropriately you’d tell someone immediately and it would have repercussions of some kind. Now imagine someone you know touches you - who are you going to tell? Other people you know and probably also know the one who did it and might even believe them over you or an outsider which you’ve been told all your life you can’t trust … yeah
@@krischezockt1916 you literally can never be too careful. I'd rather be paranoid than end up murdered or kidnapped. Statistically speaking, it's very real and true. The world is dangerous, and this girl was lucky to encounter some genuinely good people💀
These are the same people to be confused when they get food poisoning 2 days after eating the mushroom 😭
And on the 2nd day when they finally get sick they will blame it on the restaurant who’s food they had 4 hours earlier
Or why am I dead, it was just a mushroom, lol😅
or will be tripping out of their minds bc they found "that" kind of mushroom
“ its just quicker 😒” BAHHAHAHA
I’m very jealous of the happy and sheltered childhoods these people must have had
We don't have sheltered childhoods we are just bulit different after while
These ppl aren’t always sheltered… they just sometimes don’t give a f
Usually they're actually raised with more freedom. That's what gives them the self esteem and confidence to continue to push their limits. People who are sheltered are more likely to feel anxious in situations outside of their norm.
My friend told me she was in yellowstone once and she saw a family of bears. She has a realistic bear mask or hat or something and put it on, then GOT OUT OF THE CAR. The bears looked at her and apparently a park ranger that was nearby was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING GET IN YOUR CAR!!!!!"
I can't tell if it would be a good or bad idea to set them on the bison. On one hand, might get charged and flipped and maybe have the lesson stick. On the other hand, might just end with a permanent dirt nap...
The reincarnation of Flower 😂😂 love a good bear hug
I was looking for comments about Flower😂
The WOOOAH after she at the mushroom sent me 😂
Omg, this is exactly like my girlfriend..shes scared of nothing, except for things that pose no actual threat to her. Like, she'll straight up drive 50 over the speed limit, go riding at the speed of light down a hill, try and make friends with aggressive animals, walk into traffic without looking, accept a ride from a weird man in a black Civic with tinted ass windows, drink milk thats over a month old, and jump from a third story balcony. But the second i tell her about how i like night time walks in the forest, (we dont really have any seriously dangerous animals where i live, and as long as you bring a light and some protection, youre basically completely safe) suddenly shes worried about monsters, urban legends, and murder clowns because shes scared of the dark 💀 like gurl, as long as you dont say their names, or whistle near the forest, aint nothing gonna get you, smh 🤦♂
Taking you only live once to a whole new level😭
I love the way he’s just perfectly fine with it at the end. 😂❤ “alright.😒”
And then there’s me who has the strongest sense of self preservation ever 😭😭
That's like half of the heroes we see on discovery channel...
Look at crocodile... I am going to kiss it..😂😂😂
Yeah, half my friends described in a nutshell lmao 😂😂😂
Their guardian angel just built different fr💀
No but this is literally if a toddler woke up one day as a grown woman 😂
Survival instinct ❌
Common scenes ✅😊
My friend has the
"If I'm already on the road it's my right of way"
Mentality
Pedestrians do always have the right of way
@SpecialBlanket right of way or not one of these days he gon get turned to jam by a truck
@@SpecialBlanket That won't matter in the practical sense when you get hit by someone who can't see you while they're comming around the bend
She's definitely a horror movie actor
That's not no survival instincts
She has mastered art of the nature
It's giving "Can I pet that dawwwwg" 🤣
That apartment is so cool
Or house. Whatever she was climbing down from 😂
The sliding balcony privacy/safety screen should be mandatory on all high rise apartments/flats. I love it.
They either super chill or get kidnapped and disappear
When I was a kid, my parents told me about stranger danger and all that, but when I was walking around the neighborhood, sometimes I had to pee really bad. I don’t know where I got this idea, but I started getting real comfortable asking strangers if I could use their bathroom. Complete strangers in my neighborhood. Luckily nothing bad ever happened to me. 🤷
Famous last words
“Nooo its just quicker”
“Nahhhh someone will pick me up”
“Oh look a mush room”
A while ago when one of my friends was in ~7th grade, she missed the bus soo she started walking to school, then hitchhiked in some lady’s car.. She said that it was some grandma driving a kid to school and thank god she got to school safely. Seems in character for her, but still
Every princess in a Disney movie😭🤚🏼
I like how he got progressively less concerned
omg this made me realise I'm probably very annoying to the ppl around lmao
Weirdly reminds me of myself, with the mushrooms and looking for shortcuts to make travel quicker
As a teenager I had a friend try to approach and pet a bear cub, I had to literally scream at her to stay tf away from it before she got to it. She thankfully listened and a few moments later as we were walking away down the road the big ass momma bear emerged from the bushes next to the cub.
Years earlier when we were in elementary school we were hanging out when she randomly approached a disheveled stranger walking through my neighbourhood (that looking back was definitely on drugs, we had a bad meth problem in that town) and sold him a fun sized coffee crisp for 25cents. Thankfully he was just a reasonably chill addict rather than an opportunistic predator.
Some people just have no innate self preservation instincts and it can make for some interesting and stressful situations. 😂
Natural selection rubbing hands behind a tree rn 💀
“is that a bear…..can u get a photo of me next to it”
One time when I was with my friend (we were in the psych ward at the time), I got bored and ate 3 playing cards. I've also eaten half of a credit card in one day. And 2 pills I found outside a gas station. And a live fish (in a random river next to my school). How am I alive
“ oh it’s easier “
Famous last words💀
That crossing the road looking in ur phone and almost getting hit by a car is just a normal day in my life
That "is that a bear?" Made me think of Flower from Ghosts 😅
Howd he no exactly what i do- no joke done all of these 😅
She*
She’s just a chill guy
The bear one is giving flower from ghosts
"Oh LoOk A mUsHrOoM" had me rolling to the ground😭
Then this friend has a friend that almost died and turn into the safety police
“Is that a beaaah? “ got me laughing so hard 😂
This is the same type of person who would think that chocolate milk comes from brown cows
"someone will pick me up" whilst next to a bus stop
I think that person is just Immortal
My little sister is like this. She always was. Maybe it’s my fault. I was obsessed with creating poison when I was a little kid and always roped my little sister into being my test subject. I fear I may have strengthened her body too much.
She did the handstand with a broken arm once. She has gotten four concussions in her lifetime and walked each of them off VERY quickly. At this point the local hospital knows my sister by her first name and knows what food she likes.
I love how the second clip is legit what everyone would do in a video game
These are the kids whose parents barely had eyes on them and excused their recklessness with “ok but they’re alive”
I have a friend who actually has eaten a random mushroom from the ground, and I saved another one from getting hit by a van yesterday 😊
I know full well I’m that friend… just more introverted
In Australia they do everything opposite from what we do here in the Northern Hemisphere😂
"Oh it's just quicker" 😂😂😂
The fact that there is a bus stop RIGHT NEXT TO HER at the end is what kills me
Me bc I highkey don't care about my life lmao 😂
It never fails to amaze me how the last clip used to be extremely normal
She took the “bear or man” very seriously 😅
"oo look a dandelion! Last oke of the season!"
Frank, he has ruined OUR Salad!!
That's what we call the fun relief character that gives npc vibes even tho they got a bunch of lore behind them for some unknwon reason
Her eating the rock caught me off guard
This is so sad that I can relate to this so much 😂😢
The second you become a biologist, wether professionally or at heart, this is how you act 😭
and they’ll live longer than everyone else in the group 😭🙏
Survival of the fittest has really taken it’s toll 😂😂
The car one…”they’ve got breaks, then can use them”
I knew a kid in first grade who picked a mushroom off the playground and ate it. Offered everyone else a bite but no one took it. He got held back a grade.
I have a blood disorder (thrombocytopenia) yet I'm a martial art instructor and train Jiu Jitsu, Hapkido and Taekwondo 6 days a week, I ride a motorcycle and love extreme sports and am a bit of an adrenaline junkie. I always say the universe never gives you what you want. When you have a death wish, the universe never grants it.
I live in the Patagonia, South America, and the last part about hitch-hiking on any road wherever is so true for us
i love this!
we all have that one friend who sees the world like a barbie movie.
You gotta keep your delulu friend away from danger or they are going to hug it.
Someone who’s operating a vehicle better be paying more attention than a pedestrian
The bear one is giving Flower from Ghosts lol
Dudes never forget that promiscuity itself was this sort of "ultra-commitment" which granted approvals to other agreements because it was a perspective in itself (with its own life cycle), but the girls' soccer team felt like they were already a generation younger THAN WE WERE. This must be why Japanese cartoons are a contentious topic for some parents (some kids aren't allowed to ever watch them). The entire culture as well. And their bodies.
“Oh it’s quicker” QUICKER TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
This kind of kid never being taught by their parents about stranger danger, not opening the door for an unexpected guest, not answering phone calls from unknown number, and not clicking suspicious links that your moots sent
that's literally me. I am that one friend...
The fact that my friend sent me this 😂lol
I feel like my room matenwoukd say this is me
She thought respawn mode was on but it was hardcore
A Real Supergirl at last.
She hit
The Road for Her Taxi.
I'm driving her where ever she needs.
Ppft the first WHAOOOO scared me lol
me and my oldest siblings grew up in NYC. our younger siblings grew up in a suburb. they terrify us every day with their lack of survival skills
I would imagine these people live the best lives. Being someone that proves natural selection is not full proof is a weird flex, but an impressive one
I had a friend follow a stranger to an abandoned church after asking random people on the street in Mexico where he could buy some weed, he gave the stranger money and was told to wait there. He waited for hours and luckily for him nobody came back. Another friend was LARPing a 70’s coming of age movie in Colorado and was hitchhiking in the mountains, a woman blasted on crystal meth picked him up and was gunning it through tight mountain roads going 80 MPH and would not let him out. He ended up having to bail out of the vehicle and run.
Some people are genuinely hard to keep alive and it’s nothing but dumb luck and the concerted efforts of exasperated friends they survive year after year.
My sister is like that, the funny thing is she thinks that she can survive everything cuz she has a 6th sense.
She thought she was in Roblox when she was about to jump down the 2nd floor 😭😭
When i was younger i actually did the mushroom one and had to go to the hospital lol
And then you find out they're like high market cap corporate litigation attorney
Similarly, there's always that guy who's the nicest but doesn't understand women's survival instincts. My buddy from work. He's literally the nicest dude you'll ever meet, but he was totally confused why, when he found a woman lost in the parking garage, she turned down his offer of driving her to her car. I tried to explain to him, to her you're a stranger. She doesn't know you like we do. And he's just like "but I'm not a murderer I'm so confused" 😅 come to think of it it must be annoying being perceived in a way where people are afraid of you but we're just out here not trying to get murdered you know
i got scared when she put her leg over the balcony
like if i ever did that WHEE IM FALLING OFF
Her father had to be a truck driver. lol
I’m worried this is me😅 why am I like this
That’s literally me😂
In the car was that Michael bridey drakes brother lol😅