The lamest ninja movie ever made | So Bad It's Good
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When we pick a movie with Sho Kosugi called 9 Deaths of the Ninja, we expects of ninjas, fights, and general inasnity. Instead, we got a weird comedy/spoof of action movies with moments of hilarity.
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Blackie Dammett, the actor who plays the villain in the wheelchair, was the father of Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
He was annoying as hell in this 🤣
@@JasonBrant Yeah, he's basically admitted to being an absolute shit father that did drugs with his 10-year-old son and just an all-around useless tool of a human.
Blackie Dammett was also one of the Drug Dealers in the beginning of the first Lethal Weapon film.
I was just gonna mention this tidbit, lol.
Damnit Blackie! 😂
"It's either really incompetent, or it's meant to be a parody..." If you have to ask that, it's definitely the former...
In this case, it was both.
23:17 "Can't see the ninja at all!"
THAT'S THE POINT, YOU GORM🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, I wish it was 🤣
I have a bizarre story related to this film. I had a friend whose grandfather was very ill(literally on his death bed) he called said friend into his room, and gestured everyone else to leave. He then said I have something I want to give you, he then reached over and gave him a VHS copy of 'nine deaths of the ninja' and then died. True story
Unrecognized KING OF THE TROLLS
Thats real hilarious...😅
Talk about one last SCREW YOU on the way out.
@@JasonBrant it freaked him out, and he didn't watch the film, until he told me about it many years later, and we watched it together - after watching it he was even more perplexed - so was I
The secret to ultimate enlightenment is in the movie, but you have to watch it 1000 times, and meditate for a year afterwards.
A gang of toothless dwarves attacking Sho Kosugi isn't something I expected to see today when I woke up, but this is the world we live in, I guess.
This shit's gonna drive me to drink early-afternoon, a whole 30 minutes earlier than usual.
@@SecondaryHomunculus It's dwarves-attacking-a-ninja:30 somewhere right?
Hell, I'd have bet on never actually reading that in a sentence, let alone seeing it.
Sho Kosugi vs Timothy Chalamet as Willy Wonka and The Oompa Loompa Gang is the movie the world needs right now more than ever before. 🥋
Even that scene was somehow lame.
That Dave ‘Matt Damon’ insert was epic! 😂😂
🤣
Diamond Dave always delivers, even when he's not in studio. 💪💎
Does anyone else immediately repeat 'Mat Damon' when they hear that 'Matt Damon'!!! LOL
“Matt Damon!”
You just took me back in time with this movie! I grew up in a heavily Vietnamese influenced community ( I’m white). I remember buying Velcro wallets with ninjas on them and throwing stars from the local gas stations. This was in the golden age of ninja action in the 80’s. I now know I have lived a good life!!!!!
We all had to be weary of ninjas back then.
I'm glad you survived those roving gangs of karate midgets.
Yes sir you did. Those were good days.
@@JasonBrant Some of us still has to.
The Last Ninja is the only good ninja movie, am I wrong?
"What is happening?!" needs to be a slogan on your merch (if it isn't already). 🤣
That's definitely a running thread through these. 🤣
6:09 I'll give Brian some respect for managing to keep the beer in because I could see how he was even planning his direction of spew if he couldn't.
haha
Jason Brandt needs to dress up like the wheel chair boss for Halloween. I mean he is Mr. Brandt.
HURRRRRRRRRRR
I'd go as Mr. No Legs if it didn't get me instantly cancelled.
That's awesome.
The actor playing the villain in the wheel chair is the father of the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
That would explain why he's so weird.
I came to the comments hoping someone would mention it.
"Dillon, you son of a bitch". Jason's shirt couldn't be more perfect. A moment of silence for the late, great Carl Weathers. Dillon, Action Jackson, Apollo Creed...
I remember being so excited as a kid going to the movie to see this and leaving out pissed. And that was even as a kid. 😂
8:35. That's Dr Strainedlove.
Vijay Amritraj was a pro tennis player, hence the tennis ball phone.
And he was in James Bond Octopussy
11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
It is a tropical-21°F in Anchorage, Alaska, I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE!!!! I've never seen this, but NINJAS!!!!
ON WIT DA FUN
Holy shit. That's crazy cold.
@@JasonBrant so happy I don't work today!!!
22:01 "I think my eyes are getting better, instead of a big DARK blur, I see a big LIGHT blur!"
23:02 "I'm sure when they filmed this, you could see it."
hah
Haha, nice
Certainly no Weng Weng 😂
There is a Canadian Film called “Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace. It is beyond reproach
Please send a copy to Jason and crew!
Well of course you can't see the ninja, Jason--he's a ninja! You're not supposed to see him! If the ninja wanted you to see him from a mile away, he'd borrow a pair of socks from Brian!
Or star in a Sam Firstenberg movie.
Loved Robot Holocaust so much, you wanted to watch it twice haha
The Dr. Strangelove guy is Blackie Dammett. He's the father of Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chilli Peppers).
Five years after this movie came out, Red Hot Chili Peppers made that weird video "Give It Away", I love the Weird Al spoof of that song too!
The guy in the wheelchair sounded exactly like the character Beni from The Mummy
That's Anthony keidis' father.
Brian’s “aphrodisiac” joke was definitely under appreciated. Be sure to let Brian know I LAUGHED 😂
Oh, the Indian guy with a moustache who seems to be in head office is Vijay Amritraj. He was a famous tennis player who also was a sidekick in Octopussy.
I was worried you would start crafting ninja throwing stars from empty beer cans to keep things interesting! You had terrible time... We are having awesome time, thank you for the laughs. Episode 244 already... Omg
This was a rough one, but I'm glad you dug it.
I believe the Original name of this movie was "The 9 Deaths of Sho Kosugi's Career as an Action Ninja Star." I might just have made that up, though. When the next Unboxing? My Submission should be there.
8:57 discount Kevin J. O'Conner, Beni from The Mummy, B. Fraser version.
Jason wore the most appropriate shirt for today - RIP Carl Weathers. 😢
13:02 a cane to the giggles, sounds like some FUN!
RIGHT IN THE GIGGLES
🤣
Well, I suggest to trie it...
@ducomaritiem7160 Can do!!
(grabs Grandpa's cane) Now, turn around and spread!!!
Fun fact: The Indian guy in the grey suit smoking at 10mins and then holding the tennis ball phone near the end is Vijay Amritraj…The top Indian tennis player of the 70's and early 80's…Hence the tennis ball phone I guess?! 🤣
"His knees exploded so hard he died." 😂
That opening credits sequence is something else.
A horrible James Bond intro rip-off
@@pa.encema2821 oh, agreed.
It's probably one of greatest ever put to film.
The 80's were so much fun. You put a music video into anything.
17:54 naw, that's some Shoot 'Em Up-shtako🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"carrots are good for the eyes, right, Smith?"
I keep hoping that one gets on a streaming service soon. Truly appreciate that strange gem.
I guess maybe because of the amount of MST3K/Rifftrax that I’ve watched on TH-cam is why your channel showed up in my feed and I’m glad it did, y’all are hilarious, thank you for your service in watching all these bad movies
You definitely belong here with us.
I absolutely loved this stupid movie as a kid. And I still get a chuckle out of it today. And for those of you who think that the title is misleading or just makes no sense... exactly nine ninjas die in this movie! My friends and I counted them! Six ninjas in the early flashback sequence and three during the raid on the terrorist camp!
Sho Kosugi! From Enter the Ninja and Revenge of the Ninja! Childhood favorites!
Edit: Oh, yay. Sho Kosugi, from the film equivalent of a dumpster full of screaming clown dolls on fire, Nine Deaths of the Ninja. Cool.
You win the internet with that one, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
10:49 if Peter Dinklage had his way these dwarves would have been sacked and they'd have swapped them all with various full sized magical beings of varying gender
Colonel Honeyhump, absolutely broke me. LMFAO 😂
I love how there's no reaction to Brian thinking that terririst starts with an r.
I'm really used to his dumbassery.
"....why can't everybody be interrigent, rike me?...."
21:55 "I THINK there's someone on screen." lol :D There were only 2 enjoyable parts of this movie: the random attack by the little assassins, and the bad guy being trampled by horses at the end :)
Sho Kosugi starred in a movie in 1988 with Jean Claude Van Damme called Black Eagle. Might be worth a watch.
In answer to your question Erin, he moved to LA when he was 19 and earned a degree in economics at CSULA. He got the acting bug, of course, and actually appears as a background extra in "Godfather II." He was hired by Cannon Films to do a series of Ninja films during the ninjitsu craze of the early 80's, and starred in a trilogy of ninja films for them--Enter the Ninja, Revenge of the Ninja and Ninja III: The Domination. He then appeared in a one-season prime-time show on NBC called The Master, starring Lee Van Cleef as a renegade ninja who traveled around in a van, A-Team style, helping others with his hotheaded pupil (Timothy Van Patten). Kosugi played the villain, and further established himself as the Ninja to call in Hollywood.
Kosugi back at it again. Rewatching these nowadays is always a drinking contest of how many absurdities we can find.
Funny thing is, Sho Kosugi was (is? I know he's still alive but have no idea if he still practices at his age) a legit martial artist, well-versed in many things including ninjutsu, Karate, Judo, and many others. I'm guessing the acting gigs paid the bills. My friends and I, growing up in the 80s, absolutely adored these cheesy ninja movies. I even wrote a cheesy ninja comic based on the silliness in these movies. It's hilarious to see your reactions because these were all exactly the same reactions we had back in the day, ha!
As a die-hard Sho Kosugi fan growing up, I can 100% confirm that this movie was a *massive* disappointment when my cousin and I rented it as like 10 years olds in the 80's.
I gotta laugh though. You complained in American Ninja about how dumb it is for Ninjas to be wearing black in the daylight and once we get a ninja in the actual dark where you can't see him, you complain about it working. Classic. 😂
Vijay Amritraj is in this!? Legend!
I guess the ninja was killed off nine times before the movie started? Or out of shot? Maybe? 😁
I'm watching this the day after the passing of Carl Weathers, so I really appreciated Jason's shirt and the many Predator references. R.I.P. Carl Weathers
You still need to watch the first film in the Cannon Ninja "Trilogy," Enter the Ninja, starring the Italian Franco Nero (he was the original Django and had a cameo in the Tarantino film) as a Ninja originally from Texas. It was directed by the legendary founder of Cannon films himself, Menahem Golan. Sho is in it as the villain Ninja.
Better film than this shitfest
LOVE THE TSHIRTS FOLKS,
GREAT CHANNEL,
I really thought Blackie Dammett's acting would have swing this for you guys
I thought they might love that ham & cheese too, but they have a very, very low tolerance for bad attempts at comedy. It is their kryptonite. There has to be enough over the top action, boobs, and/or bat-shyte insanity to balance any bad comedy or they shut down and loathe what they are watching.
Well Sho was a Karate champion in Japan so much like other martial artist champions he got into Hollywood that way or through Cannonwood if you will and his two sons Shane and Kane were there for the ride. You need to check out Sho in the TV show The Master with Lee Van Cleef who was the "Bad" in The Good the Bad and the Ugly and other westerns.
And time for SBiG and coffee😂
11:38 My man insulted his own hostages. Clearly in competition for villain of the century.
5:50 I'm sorry, COLONEL WHO?!?
I heard honeyhump!
"Castibulary" will be my new word of the day. I'll make up definitions while at work and use it randomly.
Just came home, turn on tv, turn on TH-cam,......bam Ninjas! Ya'll make my days off! Cant wait till Sunday.
Missouri Ninja, New York Ninjas, AmericanNinjas, 9 Death Ninjas. Awesome!
I remember looking forward to this movie so much because all the ninja/inside KungFu magazines ran full page ads for it. I don't remember ever watching it though
I cut my toe so bad a few years ago, It almost came off. Thanks for reminding me.
The Indian guy with the tennis phone was Vijay Amritraj, who used to be India's number one tennis player. He's had bit parts in a few movies, including one of the Roger Moore James Bond movies
Dang, the guy that did that firework stunt is absolutely insane, as is the director.
Think of the amount of lawsuits and so on that would happen if you attempted that in a movie today...
I remember when this came out. Everybody hated this film.Like Jason us 80's kids were expecting epic Ninja action.
Because #1 the title of the film #2 Sho kosugi, and #3 the movie poster looked awsome.
Nothing like reacting to a movie where Sho Kosugi gets triple teamed by 3 inferior Wang Wang clones.
Bow chicka wait what
@@megatronjenkins2473 I didn't mean it that way BUT your reply is gold! Thank you for the big laugh you gave me.
@@Smokie_666 I aim to please🤣🤣🤣
13:44 a man playing a tennis rachet....ok ....
Knew I recognized this. Brandon Tenold reviewed it way back when - with a copy where you can see the back of the bus among other things in the dark.
Your fans sent you nothing but the best
This was shot in the Philippines. I wasn't sure at first, but then the shot of the guy being released from prison gave it away. I feel like they shot a lot of these B movies from the 80s over here whenever they needed an exotic location. Those little people assassins? Definitely friends of Weng Weng. 🤣
"Hey, remember Saturday Morning Cartoons? Well, that but minus the cartoons part." - dude pitching this movie, probably.
Of all the ninja movies Sho Kosugi was in - this is one of them.
Who remembers the ninja catalogues? I also remember at gun shows you could buy some of these things. South Park even had an episode about that "Good Times with Weapons."
Protect my ballz!
good thing you didn't figure out you're watching the same movie again, by looking at the credits font...
Revenge of the Ninja and Pray for Death are the best Sho Kosugi Ninja rampage flicks.
A youtuber mentioned that he and his daughter made a no-budget horror movie 20 years ago or so. It was called "Bubba's Chili Parlor".
Timely with that shirt. RIP Carl!
13:43 a fever dream, recorded for the world!
"These are the biggest melon..." I like the way Erin stopped mid sentence because she already knew where the guys were gonna take it lol.
Erin was so impressed by the Predator joke🤔 I think
0:57 damn brian usually only gets that excited for doilies and Kathy Bates"
Ahhh one of my childhood classics this is a bad film as an adult but when I was a kid back in the 80’s it was GOLD but Sho is still the man
The Midget Mafia assassins took this movie to a new level. If they used better music, this would have felt like a different movie... never mind, nothing can help this movie!
Thumbs up just for hating on modern art at the end and calling some of it out as likely money laundering. Art critics and a lot of art "experts" are complete hacks/frauds.
Thanks! i kept expecting Jason to throw his head to the side and look at Erin and Brian like he did in Elves imitating the nazi father/ grandfather of the girl , the guy was also in a wheelchair , i wasnt disappointed you didnt do it because the actor really didnt do it, but he came close !! good fun ! enjoyed it
Haha, I totally forgot about that. Thanks!
1:10 MATTT DAMMMON
Yeah guys, they call it nine deaths of the ninja, cause each time he's on scene, he dies a little inside. Hence, Nine Deaths Of The Ninja!!
Lmao
The guy in the wheelchair is doing an excellent David Cross impersonation.
Lol I heard Phoning his craft like Phoneying it in
The guy in the wheel chair is 100% ripping off Dr Strangelove .
Anthony Kiedis (Chilli peppers) father played the guy in the wheelchair
the best person in the world at stealth and camouflage is Off Cam Pam.. I've never been able to see her
That's because she's off cam.
I definitely saw this as a kid during my mad ninja phase lol I keep just remembering random parts as they come up 😂
"Ewwww" "Oh he cute" this channel is still my favourite on TH-cam easily.
Just remember, without cocaine and Blackie Dammit we wouldn't have the Red Hot Chili Peppers, so with that what you will.
16:44 That dude just performed a classic Detroit Urban Survival manoeuvre!
Contrary to popular belief ninja arts did include firearms once they were developed.
Imagine Weng Weng fighting those Midget Assassins.
The guy that gets shot with the arrow at the end is also in a French-made movie called "The Perils of Gwendoline In The Land of the Yik Yak". A movie I consider SBIG because it's completely nonsensical and the beginning does not match up with the end at all. I don't want to give the end away, but it's a movie that literally has everything.
The biggest plot twist was that Jason was the villain in the chair at the end.
5:05 who is he calling, MARS?!?
One movie I highly recommend (Starring both Sony Chiba and a young Hiroyuki Sanada) is a film called Legend of the Eight Samurai. The English Dub is the most enjoyable way of experiencing it because it adds to the ham factor lol
My condolences for you having to have watched this. I’ve had abdominal complications that match this film.