Barry Scott The last episode will be Jim, curled up in a corner, screaming incomprehensibly for 2 hours, before he attacks his own camera with his feces.
There's a starman waiting in the sky I refuse to buy this game on PS4. Will be buying it as a 4k 60 fps remastered version on PS5. I sure hope that it will be the PS5 launch title.
I would love if someone at E3 asked the heads of PlayStation about these games. "So, Spiderman and the Last of Us Part 2 look awesome, but do you care to comment about Life of Black Tiger and Dragooned?" Wouldn't be surprised if they had that person removed from the show.
Kalypso Belador your doing it wrong, what they should say ".... But man I wanna know when life of black tiger 2 is coming that was one of the best games I played last year, and any info on a successor to dragooned as it quickly has become my game of the year."
Devs: Why don't you ever charge money for your games?! Me: I dunno... my games are very small. I don't know if I should charge money for them. (Sees this video.) Devs: ... Me: ... You know, maybe I _have_ been too hard on myself.
By that logic, how dare Square release Final Fantasy when some fans want another Final Fight. There's nothing audacious about the name. The audacious thing is selling it for money.
losnf jslefn Don't lose hope bro, I've been wishing for more Shenmue for 18+ years and now we're finally getting 1&2 HD and 3! Maybe one day sony will remaster/reboot Pursuit Force 1 & 2... I hope :D
Even that doesn't make much sense. You would think they would have the pull to have a small team work on the game with them. It's gotta be blackmail, somebody somewhere has pictures of some Sony higher up in a compromising position and this was their demand.
I think this is more of an insult to Deviant art than an insult to the game. Atleast Deviant art will get the odd diamond here and there that is just drowned under all the shit. This game... yeah I'm not quite sure what it has inside it but I do know before you reach the shit you need to cross a fatberg
Its on the Vita for $10 too and they're selling avatars for $0.49 per avatar...To have an avatar to look like one of those abominations. Are they high?
Honestly slightly tempted by the avatars. I didn't think I wanted to be in this club, but then I suddenly did. What a burden it is to be in Europe where they're not available
MultiGingerface Like they have an obligation to promote developers in 3rd world countries and by doing so meet some government sponsored scheme that allows tax rebates
Depending on who you believe, Satan is responsible for Streetfighter, Doom and GTA, so he is far better at developing games than whoever made this. Is it possible to be worse than Satan?
This isn't the DS1 remaster. The dragon is obviously wearing wrist armor, and Dragon transformations in Dark Souls require you to not be wearing any armor.
Gashduine...gashduine...blasted lunatics...code-crazed fiends... Atonement for the wretches, by the wrath of mother Dos... Mercy for the poor, wizened Jim... A bottomless curse, a bottomless store...
They took down Life of Black Tiger, Skylight and other games. I was just starting to praise them... But then... This? Oh no. On further inspection it appears that these games simply don't appear on the UK playstation store as even Dragooned is missing
i was going to say, not sure about those 2 but i know i keep seeing Spear of Destiny and Sword of Fortress: Onimuzum on sale as a 2 pack every time i browse the sales
Wow I actually have a valid point: the dev is indulging in his own assetfliptiation, like dw9. Some dev re-uses his own assets. All 9 polygon shapes that compose them. And because they are original to the dev, he has the right to publish another game on a current gen console.
There seems to be a belief among diehard Sony fans that since PS4 is "winning" this generation, everything Sony does is automatically good. Well then, diehard fans, enjoy your victory! You get yet another high-profile PS4 exclusive...
no really, what the hell ? this would be terrible in '84, has anyone been able to find out why this and that other abortion actually exist? like is it some organised crime thing trying to get another source of revenue etc? since its clearly no one who either understands games, gaming, gamers or has played games (and ~understands~ them), or the dev(s)/artist(s) are students and these are school projects and/or have some personal ties to get this 'published'..
You know the saddest thing about this is unlike asset flips this looks like something the dev made. So you can actually call them a developer. That doesn't mean they developed anything even remotely good. But they probably put in more of their work into this than Digital Homicide did for all their games combined. And that's a lot of games.
If this were free and distributed on their website, it would be completely fine. Like, if I made this, it would be a milestone for me. But it's being distributed on the PS4 for 10 dollars, on the same console with the Reignited Trilogy on it.
Im still in disbelief about how popular the switch is. It is a vastly inferior system with a poor game library that only survives because it has Mario and Zelda.
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Whilst we're on the subject, I really do think the Xbox can do better for itself. At least, in the exclusive game department but apparently they said these things take time or something? At least after a pretty shitty launch, it's doing a lot better for itself since Phil Spencer was made the CEO, and he's a great guy if I'm honest. We just need really good games on par with something like Horizon Zero Dawn and NieR Automata! That being said, I heard a rumour that NieR is coming to the Xbox soon. Probably only in the West though.
I have seen and played MUCH better games that were made for fun and uploaded to those free flash sites. What excuse does this "cobbler" (I refuse to use the word developer to describe whoever made this) have for charging 10 bucks? What excuse does Sony have for selling it on their allegedly professional storefront??
I was wondering the same thing, it's like a madman selling piles of compost served on a paper plate when there's a free soup kitchen right next to him.
Hell, my comment is sort of disrespectful to those flash developers because there are people who have made some genuinely good games that they released for free.
... ... ... Seriously what the f*ck is happening to the PSN !?! Are the standards to release games on it just... gone! as long as they pay the regional licensing fees? For all of the last ten months Sony has had almost zero sense of quality control. There's no reasonable explanation...none.
This reminds me of the 3D glitch they had in level creation back on LittleBigPlanet.... with the ledges and ground just cubes stretched off into the background. Like exactly.
+Nathan Clark I'm more thinking this being along the lines of if a video camera company started advertising its products by demonstrating snuff films people made using them; just a complete failure to connect with reality.
I actually quite like the idea of a game where you play with a roster of wildly different characters (that isn't a fighting game), I just wish it wasn't THIS game. Maybe Dragooned 2 will improve on the idea when it hits PS4 next month.
In another window I paused a video to watch this one, and it happens to be a screenshot of Goldeneye 64, and the explosion in that looks better than the ones in this. This... is an awful looking game :|
1997 was right in the middle of the PS1's lifespan, when some of the most iconic franchises of the last two decades began. No contest, this is a crock of shit. The fact they can take tech that would have made 1997 devs green with envy and then produce this garbage makes it even worse.
Look at that masterful animation! The beautifully repetitive environment textures! Creative level design that would make even the "best" Metroidvania games hide their faces in shame! Truly a beautifully realized work of art. Brings a tear to my unworthy eyes...
I don't know why, I entirely forgot the kinds of games you normally put on this show. When I saw the title I didn't realize it was sarcasm, and I thought that the thumbnail must be like a zoomed in shot of some of thousands of little people that must be moving on the screen at any point in time.
The title reminded me of Legend of the Dragoon, y'know that ps1 game, that was made in 1999, that still looks far superior to this game. Yeah this is shit.
I found the developer's web page and I learned that this game is meant to be a sort of "anniversary game" to commemorate the studios 10 year anniversary. The characters in the game are characters from the other games released (The Skylight series). I just... wow, the company has been doing this for 10 years.
I look at you at 5:40 trying to hit the enemy but the model flips wrong and it misses the enemy. I have been trying to make indie games in GM for 5 years and when I got that same problem I was like Hmm this isn't ready for public consumption. And yet here it is on the Playstation store. Is this ready for public consumption?
If I may make a suggestion, don't let us know in the video title that the game is a piece of shit, it's much more fun to head into the video and be surprised by it.
I think what bothered me most of all was the parallax scrolling is completely wrong- the background actually moves *FORWARD* as the character proceeds through the environment. They figured this shit out back in the Super Nintendo era.
I'd be happier if this were an empty folder with no exe in it. World does not deserve this monstrocity.
Unknown Error exe file should include an apology for making this thing, whatever it might be.
That's been done already, empty files you have to.pay $15 are so 2016
Unknown Error one can't deserve this hidden video game gem you have to earn it...
If it had no .EXE file than people wouldn't be able to rate/review the game and say how bad it is.
I finally figured out what this channel is: Documentation of Jim Sterling's gradual descent into madness.
Barry Scott The last episode will be Jim, curled up in a corner, screaming incomprehensibly for 2 hours, before he attacks his own camera with his feces.
Bang and the sanity is gone
I thought that was why Jim had the Cornflakes Homunculus.
That was a year ago, now he's producing his best work.
that's been his entire career
Wow, the graphics are amazing. You can really see the detail the devs put into everything.
There's a starman waiting in the sky Even as a joke you’re implying it has any
You can see ALL the details they put in! All four of them!
God of War has NOTHING on this.
Juan Ortiz do you mean dad of boy?
There's a starman waiting in the sky I refuse to buy this game on PS4.
Will be buying it as a 4k 60 fps remastered version on PS5.
I sure hope that it will be the PS5 launch title.
lol, and EA say Single Player games are dead.
Box quote: "This game... Is like insects are INSIDE YOU." - Jim Sterling
It's more horrifying to me that this game would get a physical release, more than the quote itself.
Perfection 😂
I'm convinced games like this have to be a part of some weird money-laundering scheme.
I would love if someone at E3 asked the heads of PlayStation about these games.
"So, Spiderman and the Last of Us Part 2 look awesome, but do you care to comment about Life of Black Tiger and Dragooned?"
Wouldn't be surprised if they had that person removed from the show.
Kalypso Belador your doing it wrong, what they should say ".... But man I wanna know when life of black tiger 2 is coming that was one of the best games I played last year, and any info on a successor to dragooned as it quickly has become my game of the year."
Devs: Why don't you ever charge money for your games?!
Me: I dunno... my games are very small. I don't know if I should charge money for them.
(Sees this video.)
Devs: ...
Me: ... You know, maybe I _have_ been too hard on myself.
My unfinished prototypes are more finished than this...
Meanwhile we still wait for a Legend of the Dragoon remake. *The audacity that they'd choose to name it this.*
TheVindictusFive But I need another Panzer Dragoon first :p
TheVindictusFive I'm praying with ya, brother.
TheVindictusFive Heck, at this point, I'd be willing to just have Legend of the Dragoon released on the Playstation store.
By that logic, how dare Square release Final Fantasy when some fans want another Final Fight. There's nothing audacious about the name. The audacious thing is selling it for money.
losnf jslefn Don't lose hope bro, I've been wishing for more Shenmue for 18+ years and now we're finally getting 1&2 HD and 3! Maybe one day sony will remaster/reboot Pursuit Force 1 & 2... I hope :D
My theory is, this was made by the son/daughter of a CEO or a higher up at Sony
Sony of Japan drink too much sake & visit soapland too often that's why all crap games on PS4 now...
Or some kid that has a father in a powerful criminal organization made it and pressured sony into having it on psn? How else can this exist.
the game made itself
it could also be money laundering.... i wonder how much the Developer told the banks it cost to make.
Even that doesn't make much sense. You would think they would have the pull to have a small team work on the game with them. It's gotta be blackmail, somebody somewhere has pictures of some Sony higher up in a compromising position and this was their demand.
This is out already? I thought it would be part of Sony's E3 conference.
They aren't some evil corporation that would keep this out of peoples hands in order to build hype. This is why PlayStation is for the players.
*Reads the headline and clicks the push notification quickly to see if it’s meant sincerely or sarcastically.*
Oh.
100% sincerely, obviously.
Deviantart has become sentient and is creating video games
No, Deviant art has become a video game and manifested into this form.
I think this is more of an insult to Deviant art than an insult to the game. Atleast Deviant art will get the odd diamond here and there that is just drowned under all the shit. This game... yeah I'm not quite sure what it has inside it but I do know before you reach the shit you need to cross a fatberg
That happened a long time ago.
Its on the Vita for $10 too and they're selling avatars for $0.49 per avatar...To have an avatar to look like one of those abominations. Are they high?
Honestly slightly tempted by the avatars. I didn't think I wanted to be in this club, but then I suddenly did. What a burden it is to be in Europe where they're not available
Bought one
Now they're charging money for modded Minecraft mods? How much farther can they go?
Modded mods?
To anyone doubting this claim, it's real btw.
BT dubs, ya look spoinky.
Justin Y. Taking a successful mini game and creating a whole new game for people to over-produce and charge microtransactions 🤔😏.
Justin Y. Whats next their gonna ask money for skyrim and put microtransactions in paid games ?
As far as brainless fucking degenerates are willing to pay.
This game looks like trying to control a Tesco shopping trolley filled with a house of cards.
Pc Genie Have you ever played dead by daylight. Playing killer feels like controlling a fridge riding a unicycle. So I don't know what is worse.
I feel like you just filled in a random sentence generator and came up with that.
XD epic my man u win teh internet
I bet it's some sort of tax write off thing, Whatever sony are doing with this stuff they are definitely saving a lot of money through it
that's an interesting suggestion.
MultiGingerface Like they have an obligation to promote developers in 3rd world countries and by doing so meet some government sponsored scheme that allows tax rebates
Depending on who you believe, Satan is responsible for Streetfighter, Doom and GTA, so he is far better at developing games than whoever made this. Is it possible to be worse than Satan?
My God, Uwe Boll is a game developer!
Uwe Boll making his own games so he has his own material for new lovecraftian horrors he calls movies... Please hold me, I'm scared.
Wow, graphics are amazing, gameplay is even better. Better than life of black tiger!
Damien W better than knack?
Just another shitty human Better than Sonic 06? Or E.T.?
Better than Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing?
Or Ride to Hell: Retribution?
No, my friends.
This is worst game in existence.
And it was made and came out in the modern world.
Let that sink in.
The weird thing is nothing you said is a lie.
I still have my money on a Sony exec having an antisocial, pampered son who demands his games get to be on the PS4.
ARSE seams like a poor control alternative to WASD.
WakarimasenKa unless your left hand is a contorted mess in the first place
Jesus crist it makes Ride to Hell Retribution looks like a AAA title
New gameplay of the dark souls 1 remaster!!! Sweet.
Roy Blekman hahaha lol :)
To be fair , at least this poor excuse for a game looks like it can deliver with a stable frame rate :P
This isn't the DS1 remaster.
The dragon is obviously wearing wrist armor, and Dragon transformations in Dark Souls require you to not be wearing any armor.
How these games are actually able to be sold is probably the greatest conspiracy of our time.
Probably the same troglodytes that makes Adam Sandler movies turn a profit.
holy shit this game looks better than god of war
What? Why does this violent, gritty parody of Minecraft remind you of the violent, gritty parody of Dad of Boy?
*Dad of BOI
Ecstasy wait till they port it to 4k compatibly....gonna look amazing..
Check out those 60 FPS!
MyEvilTaco :DDD
Gashduine...gashduine...blasted lunatics...code-crazed fiends...
Atonement for the wretches, by the wrath of mother Dos...
Mercy for the poor, wizened Jim...
A bottomless curse, a bottomless store...
They took down Life of Black Tiger, Skylight and other games. I was just starting to praise them... But then... This? Oh no.
On further inspection it appears that these games simply don't appear on the UK playstation store as even Dragooned is missing
i was going to say, not sure about those 2 but i know i keep seeing Spear of Destiny and Sword of Fortress: Onimuzum on sale as a 2 pack every time i browse the sales
Sir Greyscale Sorry mate here in Europe in the Netherlands we dont see this either.
Sir Greyscale i don't consider the UK a country as it isn't but i get your point :)
Bless Sony Europe then.
the UK is absolutely a country. england, scotland and wales are countries as well. it's odd but quite established.
Some of the characters look straight out of Dire Straits video for Money For Nothing
I'd rather watch Money for Nothing than play this.
Don't insult Money For Nothing like that. :P
1:28
"Oh boy an HP power up!"
*Literally adds one hp*
o k
Whoever approved this game should be fired and probably arrested.
I figured it out. This is the anti-life equation when put into the world's most basic modding engine.
I'm so excited to be a card carrying member of the Dragooned Club™
Finally, a game to push the PS4 PRO to it's limit.
Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin I think this game already exceeded the PS4 capabilities. I don't know if you can play it on ultra at 60 FPS :p
More like "pulls". It pulls the PS4 PRO to its limit.
I got back into playing OldSchool RuneScape, and it looks blockbuster compared to this, hot damn.
Wow I actually have a valid point: the dev is indulging in his own assetfliptiation, like dw9. Some dev re-uses his own assets. All 9 polygon shapes that compose them. And because they are original to the dev, he has the right to publish another game on a current gen console.
I love the PSN paradox... amazing first party games in the same store as this shit. Free market eh?
A D
A car salesmen will either sale you a Ferrari or a lemon, as long as there's a sucker willing to buy it.
Who buys this shit anyway a moron.
There seems to be a belief among diehard Sony fans that since PS4 is "winning" this generation, everything Sony does is automatically good.
Well then, diehard fans, enjoy your victory! You get yet another high-profile PS4 exclusive...
Eville Caston I don't feel too good id this game a joke it has to be
They should have saved this for a big E3 premiere.
no really, what the hell ? this would be terrible in '84, has anyone been able to find out why this and that other abortion actually exist? like is it some organised crime thing trying to get another source of revenue etc? since its clearly no one who either understands games, gaming, gamers or has played games (and ~understands~ them), or the dev(s)/artist(s) are students and these are school projects and/or have some personal ties to get this 'published'..
Ben The Shrubber This exists because it can.
You know the saddest thing about this is unlike asset flips this looks like something the dev made. So you can actually call them a developer. That doesn't mean they developed anything even remotely good. But they probably put in more of their work into this than Digital Homicide did for all their games combined. And that's a lot of games.
If this were free and distributed on their website, it would be completely fine. Like, if I made this, it would be a milestone for me. But it's being distributed on the PS4 for 10 dollars, on the same console with the Reignited Trilogy on it.
I miss you doing a lot more gameplay videos on your channel like this.
Is this leaked footage for Mario Odyssey 2? It looks amazing
That looks pretty cool. I had no idea you played C64 games!
I wouldn't put this "game" on an Amiga CD32 much less a C64.
I would pay to watch you angrily play this game to the end. I think it would be hilarious to watch 🤔
Ruinedscape
When RS Classic just isn't classic enough...or you know, works too well.
Run, escape
I'm really happy Jim presented this video to us in 60 fps so we can witness every last frame of this artistic masterpiece
Proud member of the Disney Dragoon Club.
Where the homies at?
The art style reminds me of Rapsittie Street Kids Believe In Santa, and that movie is like 20 years old
11/10 "I wanna die" - IGN
Calling the big character a "naked Nemesis" succeeded at both making me smile and putting an image in my head that has never been there before.
Who wants to bet that if Jim has a go at Nintendo on Monday some fanboy will claim Jim is a sony fanboy even though he just did this video?
Isn't Monday Jim having a go at Microsoft? Or at least, addressing the Xbox's current rate of first party games?
Nintendo just announced an online service thing, so Jim might decide to bump the Xbox story in favor of that.
Im still in disbelief about how popular the switch is. It is a vastly inferior system with a poor game library that only survives because it has Mario and Zelda.
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Whilst we're on the subject, I really do think the Xbox can do better for itself. At least, in the exclusive game department but apparently they said these things take time or something? At least after a pretty shitty launch, it's doing a lot better for itself since Phil Spencer was made the CEO, and he's a great guy if I'm honest. We just need really good games on par with something like Horizon Zero Dawn and NieR Automata!
That being said, I heard a rumour that NieR is coming to the Xbox soon. Probably only in the West though.
Who would be proud enough to put their name on this AND be so bold as to release it AND have the gall to charge to for it?!
What year are we in?
ZeeNasty How can you not know? It's the current year, throw money at me and respect my pronouns :P of zir and xer.
the Current year ?
2525.
the year 1329, the black plague is causing absolutely everyone to think they can make games.
2001
Chainsaw Bastard sounds like a spiritual successor to Chainsaw Warrior.
I have seen and played MUCH better games that were made for fun and uploaded to those free flash sites.
What excuse does this "cobbler" (I refuse to use the word developer to describe whoever made this) have for charging 10 bucks? What excuse does Sony have for selling it on their allegedly professional storefront??
I was wondering the same thing, it's like a madman selling piles of compost served on a paper plate when there's a free soup kitchen right next to him.
Hell, my comment is sort of disrespectful to those flash developers because there are people who have made some genuinely good games that they released for free.
Holy shit, Brooks Cracktackle *IS BACK!*
EDIT: For those who don't know, look up The Demon Rush. Just look it up, PLEASE.
ALBERTO MUNDOSOLD
Maybe the person who did this is the kid of Sony itself, so getting free reign?
BullseyeHun Looks like the doing of the make a wish Foundation. Damm that kid must have been dead as a doorknob the next day, this was made.
Sad reacts only pls... :)
I like that the health pickups didn't adjust your health.
Sony should be investigated for money laundering. Something has to be up with their promotion of Black Tiger, and now this drivel.
At 2:05 you can actually see Jim's confusion as he tries to figure out if the +HP box didn't actually give him any HP.
with this game on the playstation store, I wonder what is on newgrounds these days?
Hey this developer just released a new game called the Demon Rush: Legend Corrupt.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
My mouth was open the entire time THAT was on screen. Take that as you will.
Did a quick google search, apparently 'Dragooned' is a slang for being taken advantage of, or cheated? It has to be intentional, right?
The game is speaking directly to its customers.
Game devs stepping their troll game up.
It means to be coerced into doing something you don't want to do, so I assume it's what they did do get anyone to work on the game.
This is painful. Even closing my eyes I can still see it. I'm sorry Jim......... I am so sorry!
... ... ...
Seriously what the f*ck is happening to the PSN !?!
Are the standards to release games on it just... gone! as long as they pay the regional licensing fees?
For all of the last ten months Sony has had almost zero sense of quality control.
There's no reasonable explanation...none.
0:10, that Bloodborne reference
I am a loss for words. If God of War is the Infinity Gauntlet this game is a glove made of old wet paper. Also this is like a poor man's Broforce.
Komm 666 A VERY poor man's Broforce. Made of wet toilet paper and brewed from corn syrup in cans of rotten fruit
Still a loss for words.
This reminds me of the 3D glitch they had in level creation back on LittleBigPlanet.... with the ledges and ground just cubes stretched off into the background. Like exactly.
Reminds me how valve always approves source games, game guru stuff, because the platform wants to promote any games that use its own developed engine
Mihai Tudose That's like if I advertised my directing talents by showing the poorly done pornos I had shot
+Nathan Clark
I'm more thinking this being along the lines of if a video camera company started advertising its products by demonstrating snuff films people made using them; just a complete failure to connect with reality.
BloodfelX Actually yeah, that's a FAR better metaphor
Sees thumbnail and video title... oh this is gonna be good!
I actually quite like the idea of a game where you play with a roster of wildly different characters (that isn't a fighting game), I just wish it wasn't THIS game. Maybe Dragooned 2 will improve on the idea when it hits PS4 next month.
Suikoden
I honestly expected an "You're Winner" to pop up. For any getting the reference. Yes, it seems that bad.
It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on.
In another window I paused a video to watch this one, and it happens to be a screenshot of Goldeneye 64, and the explosion in that looks better than the ones in this. This... is an awful looking game :|
Remember when we got Jimpressions every day or every other day? Good times.
And I'm serious about the 1997 thing. Look at Lemmings. Look at. SOLITAIRE.
1997 was right in the middle of the PS1's lifespan, when some of the most iconic franchises of the last two decades began. No contest, this is a crock of shit. The fact they can take tech that would have made 1997 devs green with envy and then produce this garbage makes it even worse.
I love how all the characters are from that -amazing- PC RPG The Demon Rush. Because Brooks Cracktackle needs to save the world from itself once more.
God this looks awful. Honestly Bubsy 3D had better graphics.
Look at that masterful animation! The beautifully repetitive environment textures! Creative level design that would make even the "best" Metroidvania games hide their faces in shame! Truly a beautifully realized work of art. Brings a tear to my unworthy eyes...
Do you think these games were made the by children of Sony employees & executives?
I don't know why, I entirely forgot the kinds of games you normally put on this show. When I saw the title I didn't realize it was sarcasm, and I thought that the thumbnail must be like a zoomed in shot of some of thousands of little people that must be moving on the screen at any point in time.
TEN DOLLARS?
On the bright side, that's only half as much as they tried charging for their first ever game.
Oh, who am I kidding? There is no bright side here...
Some Guy in a Waistcoat 10 dollars can get you some large round fruit you can microwave, cut a round hole into, and you can fuck it. Better than PSN.
Peter von Feldt - I have lost more hours to that series than I care to admit :p
I don't know, $10 seems fair.
Oh wait, you mean they want ME to pay THEM to play this? That cant be right.
As soon as I saw this on the PSN store, I knew Jim would make a video about it. Thank God for Jim!
To make the characters the dev just used the previous game's character customization menu.
Are the Pac Man ghosts carrying the keys from the Atari 2600 game Adventure?
The title reminded me of Legend of the Dragoon, y'know that ps1 game, that was made in 1999, that still looks far superior to this game. Yeah this is shit.
OrderedChaos010 Do not name disgrace that awsome game by putting it in this sentence.
"Just imagine playing the bastard" ... I think I'll be alright thanks.
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( ಠ_ಠ) wtf is this?
I don't know.
Actually I do... this game is fucking shit.
Love you, Jim!
Worse then Steam Greenlight?
Not yet
Fargoth Ur "yet" also didn't green light get axed
I, for one, am quite proud to be a part of the Dragooned Club.
K I'm done. Rly
Mihai Tudose Thank God.
Are you dragooned bro?
Kolossal Squid dragoon reminds me of rockman x7.
Kolossal Squid And what they DID to mega man.
Mihai Tudose XD Take it ez m8
I found the developer's web page and I learned that this game is meant to be a sort of "anniversary game" to commemorate the studios 10 year anniversary. The characters in the game are characters from the other games released (The Skylight series).
I just... wow, the company has been doing this for 10 years.
HAHAHAHA the character walks like in freerange gachdiune 2 top! Ministers of silly walks indeed! where's my barf bag....
I look at you at 5:40 trying to hit the enemy but the model flips wrong and it misses the enemy.
I have been trying to make indie games in GM for 5 years and when I got that same problem I was like Hmm this isn't ready for public consumption.
And yet here it is on the Playstation store. Is this ready for public consumption?
if the developer of this game paid me 10 bucks to play his game, i still won't play his game.
LOL
If I'd play this game for free, I'd want my money back.
Oh, so Micolash left the Nightmare of Mensis and went on to develop video games? Good for him!
If I may make a suggestion, don't let us know in the video title that the game is a piece of shit, it's much more fun to head into the video and be surprised by it.
It only says that "this is what the PS4 exists for." Which can be taken either way.
Alex Otten With that thumbnail? I don't think so
This game revealed that it was a piece of shit at 0:00 in the video, so what are you on about? What surprise?
There is no way you can't be surprised by such a pile of garbage.
I think what bothered me most of all was the parallax scrolling is completely wrong- the background actually moves *FORWARD* as the character proceeds through the environment.
They figured this shit out back in the Super Nintendo era.
Final Fantasy 7 remake if made by LJN