Those opening credits are a real window into the creators narcissism aren't they? Original Idea: Gilson B. Pontes Developer: Gilson B. Pontes Lightning Supervisior: Gilson B. Pontes Blur Effect Technician: Gilson B. Pontes Nephew of Playstation Executive: Gilson B. Pontes Nepotism Supervisor: Gilson B. Pontes Dragon Trained by: Gilson B. Pontes Special Dragon Effects: Gilson B. Pontes Dragon Costumes: Gilson B. Pontes Dragon Choreographed by: Gilson B. Pontes Dragon trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by: Gilson B. Pontes Dragons noses wiped by: Gilson B. Pontes Large Dragon on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French, and 'O' level geography by: Gilson B. Pontes Suggestive Poses for the Dragon suggested by: Gilson B. Pontes Dragon Care by: Gilson B. Pontes
Love the Monty Python reference! Really though, Gilson B. Pontes has a bad case of Tommy Wiseau Syndrome. He probably thinks he's a genius. He needs help.
The freaking audacity of crediting yourself in an opening credit where every title you can imagine is yourself. Cause a simple "a game by" was not ego jerking enough.
And this is why demos of every game should be required like the 360 did. So people can't get away with shit like this. It also works to boost an unknown games' sales if it's good. I bought over 200 XBLA games from smaller studios just because I liked the demo. Get on it!
What a contrast when one takes the example of Gilson and his bizarre little non-genre, alongside Dark Souls which was actually played by someone with some authority at Sony, who was annoyed that he couldn't make any progress and thus didn't think much of the game... hence it ended up being more of a PC title, though Sony reconsidered and hopped on the bandwagon with Bloodborne, of course.
ShadowAkatora The depressing thing is that considering Spear of Destiny ( nothing to do with Wolfenstein) and Sword of Fortress, this is his third try.
At least The Quiet Man lets you defeat enemies and make progress. You're progressing trough a litany of trash and bullshit, sure , but at least you're making progress.
At least in The Quiet Man you can actually see what you're doing and Jim never even compared to how dreadfully bad it is to Life of Black Tiger. LOL! OMG that game was BAD!
@@Floydthefuckbag Lets be honest, The Quiet Man if you add more game levels and less story could be a classic beat em up game. This game seems like it hasnt left the testing function stage.
@@bradmaxwell7354 if made by Bethesda then it's probably create more bugs with the bug fixes you know like Sonic 06 where I wouldn't be surprised if new glitches were still be discovered
@@ultgamercw6759 not at all. If anything a good game made by a single individual is something awesome. But when you put yourself a credit for "Lightning Director" (plus everything else) and you can barely see the game...
@@Ragnarok540 I guess that makes sence. They could just put " A (Developer name here) game" or "Written Directed and Produced by (Developer Name Here).
@@ultgamercw6759 It's common practice for games developed by one person to simply credit themselves as "created by" or something similarly all encompassing. Crediting the developer's name under every single development role, when there is only one developer, is completely unnecessary, and as such is usually seen as a sign of incompetence.
It makes sense when you realise it's a survival game, you aren't dying and respawning, you are literally STARTING a new game from scratch, hence the intro everytime.
Why does the character you're controlling look so................ juicy??? He looks like he took a bath in his clothes and can't seem to dry off for some reason..
@@carcerharlson9767 No, no, no - that's a metaphor of his inner conflict between good and evil, which is a central theme of this game, as shown in this marvelous opening text. Come on, guys, step up on the lore!
My favorite thing about Gilson B Pontes is how obviously full of himself he is. He has that pathetic itch to want to be admired as an artist without actually practicing the art.
Pandaman Gilson B Pontes on his next terrible game: "How about this one? I call it Bold and Brash!" Literally everyone in the world: "More like "Belongs in the trash!" *guffaws*"
When will we get a good dragon or dragon riding game? It shouldn’t be that hard to make a fun game where you play as a massive, flying, fire-breathing, badass. So why do they keep being shit?
I kind of feel like hiring this Gilson B. Pontes guy under me just to see if he could actually do anything given proper direction. I bet his narcissism wouldn't let him. Showing your name six friggin' times every single time the player dies... Seriously...
Sounds like he could be brazilian. That or some other latin country, perhaps. Wait, the publisher's twitter says Los Angeles, CA. twitter.com/lgs_productions
Mateus Auri he may live in the US or is the son of immigrants. That name definitely sounds Brazilian. It’s sounds portuguese and not spanish like all other latin countries.
More importantly, who gives a shit? The guy's egomania-to-talent ratio is on par with the guy who ran Digital Homicide. Just a giant, heaping plop of unwarranted masturbatory self-importance. I wouldn't pay him to paint my garden shed.
Could also argue that at least Bethesda made their own engine and their employees made those God Rays. Unlike this Gilson fellow that is probably using Unity and has no idea what Cg is
@@Lucipher07 yeah it totally looks UE4, his material for the dragon skin must be like something used for plastic and the bloom is way to high with a small radius, giving that sparkling effect, fucking ugly.
I feel like SWERY would be the Wiseau parallel (minus the critical outburst when people call it shit). This is more like an art student's first project that they got an F for. Except its at least his second.
"Samael one of the most *beautiful* and *powerful* commander of the kingdom of Nevaeh, where peace reigned for several centuries in total harmony." Ok...
This has the best blur effect of ALL gaming industry You don't understand the brilliant story, Samael is his non evil name given by the gods but to keep it and keep beeing able to feel the sunshine on his face, he has to undo the evil he has done when he was Ophiuchus by fighting evil creatures day and night, that's why his sword is burning at night and... Oh F*ck it, i'll just slap Nosferatu here put a blur and that's it. 10/10 GotY
White Eagle Except you can already do that in Minecraft, which is far better designed and yet doesn't even have a single triangular polygon in its geometry or models sooo...
@@leonardoluizleal4409 Let's just start calling him Gilbert. It's a decent first name, unlike Gilson, which is conspicuously douchebag. Also fuck that middle initial shit. Gilbert Pontes. There's no other guys named Gilbert Pontes running around making shitty games for PS4, I guarantee you that, so there's no risk that the'll have to share credit for this masterpiece of a game.
Was it not immediately obvious the person who did the models was not the person who made the game? If they were made by Gibson B. Pontes I think they would be closer to Candice De Bebe character models.
It's a game about near sighted Nosferatu, which is completely covered in sex lube exploring the world in which sun shines through the ground to remind you about your shine while fighting franken-assets. Couldn't be any better 10/10
Plop Having lurked among Jim’s videos when he did a lot of Greenlight videos, I can say with a degree of authority that Fallout 76 is nowhere as bad as it can get. It’s come pretty close but I’m holding off on calling it a “failure” until I see what kind of post-launch support it gets. Hell, if you look back at Digital Homicide, you realize that no “AAA” company can make anything as bad or behave as badly as a lot of “indie devs” that make this trash.
@@NathanCassidy721 Not for lack of trying. Remember when they went around calling people uneducated or misogynist when they pointed out the absurdity of one armed black women fighting in World War II's European theaters?
@@NathanCassidy721 Are you kidding me? Have you even played the game? Because if you did you know just how broken it is. Even if fallout 76 does make a comeback somehow my guess is it will take a year to fix everything.
Ten, twenty years ago, games devoid of content like that were freeware or engine demos...and the people making them probably didn't have serious issues with narcissm I suppose.
Everytime I see the "Gilson B. Portes" for literially every role ever in this... Err game (?) I immediately think of the Mr Bean movie where there's that scene where a really bad movie is playing starring some actor that was in every role.
Amazing part is ol' Gil has NO IDEA that it makes him look like a comical egomaniac, quadrupled by the fact that his game is feculent diaper filler. Tommy Wiseau comes to mind.
This game takes place hundreds of years after the last game, and Kain has finally gone senile and bald, and all the ugly screen effects are just Kain's glaucoma riddled eyes doing him a little trick.
He couldn't have. Beth was very specific about the 153 different game companies they'd "worked with", and I failed to spot Gil's name. Probably because he would have demanded the constellations in the night sky spelled out his name any time you looked up.
End Game Credits: Bowel Production by Gilson B. Pontes Director of Auto-fellacio Gilson B. Pontes Key Grip Gilson B. Pontes Personal Masseuse provided by Gilson B. Pontes Head of Human Resources Gilson B. Pontes Samuel Face Texture Gilson B. Pontes Dragon's Dung Texture Gilson B. Pontes' Face Music Provided by Chieftain Gilson B. Pontes Administer of Medical Team Dr. Gilson B. Pontes (M.D.) Executive Assistant Gilson B. "Gilson B. Pontes" Pontes" Pontes Prime Director of Ego Gilson B. Pontes Military Advisor General Gilson B. Pontes 4-stars Prime Minister of Thought Crime Gilson B. Pontes Serpent-Bearer Provided By Gilson B. Pontes Jizz Rag Taste Tester Gilson "Gizzy" B. Pontes Overseas Production by President of the U.S.A. Gilson B. Pontes The staff would like to thank Gilson B. Pontes No Gilson B. Pontes' were harmed in the production of this Gilson B. Pontes. This is a work of fiction and thus cannot hurt you anymore: just delete it. Any similarities to persons or organizations is purely Gilson B. Pontes.
"As time passed in Samael himself, he questioned himself" Such deep and meaningful words! I smell a nobel prize! Makes one wonder if the creator questioned himself when putting this on the playstation store for 30$
I love how at the beginning credits roll, and you can see various positions Gilson B. Pontes undertook. "Lightning supervisor" - never in my life did I suspect lightnings need supervision, but I guess in Gilson's game everything's possible. "Lead Level Designer" - doesn't that imply there were others working on level design while Gilson lead them? If he made this game on his own, was he his own supervisor and subordinate at the same time? What if the subordinate needed firing? Would he switch seats as he was firing himself, and then the subordinate would be angry and leave while technically the same person would still be the lead and stay behind? It confuses me greatly. It reminds of a comedy movie I saw once, where young movie director gets hired to produce a flop so that the owner of the company can write off losses and cover his illegal income. The movie turns out to be a blockbuster, but I remember the scene where the young guy plays the movie for the first time - a Star Wars-like space story with ships hanging on visible lines, cheap fireworks used for thruster effects etc. (Anyone remember the title?) The opening credits scene was exactly the same - several positions filled with one guy's name. Except that was a joke, this game isn't.
Calling it right now - Gilson B. Pontes is an alias. Either we'll find out it's actually Todd Howard. Or it'll be James Romine showing off his lawsuit recovery plan.
After seeing the name around 20 times, I guess that Gilson B. Pontes is the one that programmed this malware. He must have one hell of an ego to put his name on the screen that many times
@@Malouco I'm going to guess BR since they already have a history of churning digital diarrhea onto Steam. The name is typical BR too, using foreign surnames (or mutilated or entirely made up ones) as first names.
Word of advice; do not... buy games such as these, its insulting that it cost 30$ its even more so if sony put this up. Hell there so much better games coming this month you can spend on for the switch and ps4 there is tales of vesperia, resident evil 2 reimagined, kingdom hearts 3.
I just realized that Gilson's last horrorshow was released almost exactly one year ago from this one. Are we going to see him spray liquid shit on the PS4 next January, too?!
Gilson B Pontes Presents: A Gilson B Pontes Production Director: Gilson B Pontes Producer: Gilson B Pontes Character Design: Gilson B Pontes Lead Programmer: Gilson B Pontes Sound Design: Gilson B Pontes Special thanks to: Gilson B Pontes In memory of: Gilson B Pontes
If this "game" instead consisted entirely of Never Gonna Give You Up upon pressing start, then that would be an improvement. Hell, that might even be worth a price of 30 _cents_ as opposed to less than nothing, like the game's current price tag _should_ be.
The Drake riding in SoW wasn't bad. SoW's biggest flaw was the MTXs, the rest of it was really good. If they hadn't shoe horned in MTXs it would have have been a GOTY contender.
What's the worst game everyone has played on PS4?
Fallout 76
final fantasy 15
Lichdom battlemage Or elex! full on trashy....
Red Goddess something-or-other.
@@SenatorBanana haha was about to put that been playing it for hours, it's awful
Those opening credits are a real window into the creators narcissism aren't they?
Original Idea: Gilson B. Pontes
Developer: Gilson B. Pontes
Lightning Supervisior: Gilson B. Pontes
Blur Effect Technician: Gilson B. Pontes
Nephew of Playstation Executive: Gilson B. Pontes
Nepotism Supervisor: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon Trained by: Gilson B. Pontes
Special Dragon Effects: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon Costumes: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon Choreographed by: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragons noses wiped by: Gilson B. Pontes
Large Dragon on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French, and 'O' level geography by: Gilson B. Pontes
Suggestive Poses for the Dragon suggested by: Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon Care by: Gilson B. Pontes
Love the Monty Python reference! Really though, Gilson B. Pontes has a bad case of Tommy Wiseau Syndrome. He probably thinks he's a genius. He needs help.
Narration by David Attenborough. 😳
Reminds me of Neil Breen "credits"
dragøn bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Gibson B Pontes presents Hideo Kojima presents David Cage presents Detroit: Phantom Pain
Gilson B pontes has managed to credit himself in the intro more times than Hideo Kojima.
Itachi Uchiha Kojima at least has talent.
Death Stranding demonstrated that Kojima's ego is bigger than frreaking Mt. Everest.
The freaking audacity of crediting yourself in an opening credit where every title you can imagine is yourself. Cause a simple "a game by" was not ego jerking enough.
I love the attempt of using effects to hide the ugliness of the game. It's like a goblin with makeup.
It's just sad and pathetic.
If anything it makes the game even uglier. And by uglier, I mean almost painful to look at. Looking at it is like how going blind must feel.
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@@GmodPlusWoW Or at least it almost makes you wish you were blind.
Everything is so fuzzy it's hurting my eyes looking at it after a bit.
And this is why demos of every game should be required like the 360 did. So people can't get away with shit like this. It also works to boost an unknown games' sales if it's good. I bought over 200 XBLA games from smaller studios just because I liked the demo. Get on it!
What a contrast when one takes the example of Gilson and his bizarre little non-genre, alongside Dark Souls which was actually played by someone with some authority at Sony, who was annoyed that he couldn't make any progress and thus didn't think much of the game... hence it ended up being more of a PC title, though Sony reconsidered and hopped on the bandwagon with Bloodborne, of course.
“Samaeeeeeel, The Legacy of Ophiuuuuucuuuuuuuuus....”
Skeletor, 2019
Skeletor laugh
@@Dragoon297 th-cam.com/video/g20_8-TPyTQ/w-d-xo.html
@Lady Wanderer
No it fucking wouldn't. Enough has to be enough already.
Please don't be right though...
And it happened.
O FIDDLY CHUNKS
Someone looked at Dark Souls and thought "I can make that" and then couldn't
ShadowAkatora The depressing thing is that considering Spear of Destiny ( nothing to do with Wolfenstein) and Sword of Fortress, this is his third try.
Now Jim, don’t say that...
You’ll give other developers a need to make a worse one.
Someone saw this and is wearing a new "challenge accepted" shirt. Lol
@@joshsamuelson1793 And his name is Todd Howard.
I could make a worse game, but I don't think I have the courage to ask 30 dollars for it.
The COLD WAR replaced... By the SHIT WAR
>Worst PS4 Game
>Not The Quiet Man
Okay I’m 32 seconds in. But I don’t see my opinion changing.
Edit: It changed.
At least The Quiet Man lets you defeat enemies and make progress. You're progressing trough a litany of trash and bullshit, sure , but at least you're making progress.
At least in The Quiet Man you can actually see what you're doing and Jim never even compared to how dreadfully bad it is to Life of Black Tiger. LOL! OMG that game was BAD!
Nice freedomtoons pfp
The Quiet Man isn't that bad to look at. It looks dated as fuck, but not terrible.
@@Floydthefuckbag Lets be honest, The Quiet Man if you add more game levels and less story could be a classic beat em up game. This game seems like it hasnt left the testing function stage.
Elder Scrolls 6 pre release beta. Don't worry the devs can fix everything in 2 weeks right?
it's ok they'll patch the game til theyve fixed 10% of the issues 2 years after its release and then leave it like that
@@bradmaxwell7354 if made by Bethesda then it's probably create more bugs with the bug fixes you know like Sonic 06 where I wouldn't be surprised if new glitches were still be discovered
@@felixader
Unfortunately they just gave the middle fingers to the modders.
@Lady Wanderer please don't give EA ideas
This literally looks like 90% of the screenshots of Skyrim "mods" on Nexus.
Next time people ask me how I see without my glasses I'll just point them to this video.
Yes, just yes.
Holy shit, why does this have so few likes?! This is gold!
Itd be easier - and nicer - to tell them, "I dont."
January 9 and we already have our first entry for Top 10 Shittiest.
Always a good sign when the opening credits feature the same name for every role.
Yeah, is not a good sign. Imagine he made a sandwich while "developing" the game and put himself a credit for catering...
You don't have a problem with single man game development teams though do you?
@@ultgamercw6759 not at all. If anything a good game made by a single individual is something awesome. But when you put yourself a credit for "Lightning Director" (plus everything else) and you can barely see the game...
@@Ragnarok540 I guess that makes sence. They could just put " A (Developer name here) game" or "Written Directed and Produced by (Developer Name Here).
@@ultgamercw6759 It's common practice for games developed by one person to simply credit themselves as "created by" or something similarly all encompassing. Crediting the developer's name under every single development role, when there is only one developer, is completely unnecessary, and as such is usually seen as a sign of incompetence.
Wait...it shows the credits every time you die/revive? Well, they really want you to know who to punch in the face for this.
It makes sense when you realise it's a survival game, you aren't dying and respawning, you are literally STARTING a new game from scratch, hence the intro everytime.
I feel like this is Frog Fractions 3
HEAD OF SCREENTEARING
Gibson B. Pontes
KRAFT SERVICES
Gibson B. Pontes
KEYTAR
Gibson B. Pontes
SETNOP .B NOSBIG
Gibson B. Pontes
hahaha you nearly killed me with SETNOP .B NOSBIG
All organizations starting with a G or P are fictitious and were actually done by -Neil Breen- Gilson B. Pontes.
I never thought I'd see that vaseline filter in a game made after 2008!
You referring to the glinstering character models right? XD
Xenoverse for you
It looks like Gilson figured out how to use depth-of-field effects and somehow didn't realize that it means you can't see shit.
Why does the character you're controlling look so................ juicy??? He looks like he took a bath in his clothes and can't seem to dry off for some reason..
He's profusely sweating from the sheer anxiety of existing in this "game."
Or that could be from the flaming sheathe.
@@carcerharlson9767 No, no, no - that's a metaphor of his inner conflict between good and evil, which is a central theme of this game, as shown in this marvelous opening text. Come on, guys, step up on the lore!
I'd say "moist"... he's a very moist individual.
mmmmmmoist
_schlepschlepschlep_
Also, until Jim explained it was the sword's scabbard, I thought his ass was on fire.
Maybe the game was sponsored by Juicy Slots?
My favorite thing about Gilson B Pontes is how obviously full of himself he is. He has that pathetic itch to want to be admired as an artist without actually practicing the art.
Pandaman Gilson B Pontes on his next terrible game: "How about this one? I call it Bold and Brash!"
Literally everyone in the world: "More like "Belongs in the trash!" *guffaws*"
@@lionocyborg6030 *slaps knee*'
He should team up with Uwe Boll.
Life of black dragon
*clap clap*
Except your dragon doesn't mate with another dragon due to you trying to kill other creatures which will outright kill you.
This How to Train Your Dragon fan game looks awful
I can only imagine if this game was called that, and people bought it thinking it was a Mortal Kombat game...
When will we get a good dragon or dragon riding game? It shouldn’t be that hard to make a fun game where you play as a massive, flying, fire-breathing, badass. So why do they keep being shit?
I kind of feel like hiring this Gilson B. Pontes guy under me just to see if he could actually do anything given proper direction. I bet his narcissism wouldn't let him. Showing your name six friggin' times every single time the player dies... Seriously...
VulpesHilarianus honestly it’s likely a pseudonym so that nobody digs in to his personal life
The main question is who is Gilson B. Pontes?
Sounds like he could be brazilian. That or some other latin country, perhaps.
Wait, the publisher's twitter says Los Angeles, CA. twitter.com/lgs_productions
Mateus Auri he may live in the US or is the son of immigrants. That name definitely sounds Brazilian. It’s sounds portuguese and not spanish like all other latin countries.
Next time you take a shit, look in the toilet before wiping or flushing and you will see the answer to your question.
More importantly, who gives a shit? The guy's egomania-to-talent ratio is on par with the guy who ran Digital Homicide. Just a giant, heaping plop of unwarranted masturbatory self-importance. I wouldn't pay him to paint my garden shed.
“Gilson B Pontes” is an anagram for “Goblin Stepson”.
At least the sunlight comes from the sun and not from the ground ala FO76 😂
:D :D :D
god rays xD
Could also argue that at least Bethesda made their own engine and their employees made those God Rays. Unlike this Gilson fellow that is probably using Unity and has no idea what Cg is
Shots fired
The Fallout 76 meme is dead.
god that blur in the game is causing me quite the headache.
Why does everything look so shiny?
made with Unreal Engine 4, probably
Cause uh... to promote HDR? :P
@@Lucipher07 yeah it totally looks UE4, his material for the dragon skin must be like something used for plastic and the bloom is way to high with a small radius, giving that sparkling effect, fucking ugly.
To blind you so you won't notice all the shit?
Because video games.
Is the shallow depth of field to conceal the bad graphics?
Gilson B. Pontes, the Tommy Wiseau of gaming?
More like Neil Breen, except Breen is a genius.
Edgar Nova more like Breenius. Hey at least both Wiseau and Breen are more entertaining than Pontes.
I feel like SWERY would be the Wiseau parallel (minus the critical outburst when people call it shit). This is more like an art student's first project that they got an F for. Except its at least his second.
@@aryaadityapurbadi5527 yes, they are really entertaining, this is just sad for everyone involved.
He's the Dark Souls of game creators
Quiet Man: "I have bad ears"
Samael Legacy of Ophi: "I have bad eyes"
Can you believe it’s only January, and we’ve already set the low bar?
What bar?
Do you refer to that line drawn on the ground as bar?
Don't worry this april fool's year is just warming up with this and also a sequel to Alien Isolation ... for mobile
F U C K Y O U I T ‘ S J A N U A R Y
"Samael one of the most *beautiful* and *powerful* commander of the kingdom of Nevaeh, where peace reigned for several centuries in total harmony."
Ok...
This has the best blur effect of ALL gaming industry
You don't understand the brilliant story, Samael is his non evil name given by the gods but to keep it and keep beeing able to feel the sunshine on his face, he has to undo the evil he has done when he was Ophiuchus by fighting evil creatures day and night, that's why his sword is burning at night and...
Oh F*ck it, i'll just slap Nosferatu here put a blur and that's it. 10/10 GotY
Welp, 9 days into 2019 and we've already found our first contender for this year's Shittiest Games
Gilson B. Pontes... Gilson... Pontes.. This name sounds very brazilian or portuguese... Oh god, not another one ruining our reputation abroad...
I feel like you could spend an afternoon just playing around with development software and do better than this...
You can. I have.
Or you can spend an afternoon playing around with your pet. It's certainly a better option than this.
A huge steaming turd. Playstation just doesn't want Valve to have the monopoly on the biggest turds.
He tip toes in combat like he's sneaking around in a Looney Tunes short.
be vewy vewy quiet. i'm hunting chimewas....
He also has the endurance of a wet tissue
all it needs to the xylophone music
Gilson B. Pontes is quite possibly the fakest name I have ever heard of.
Dick H. Sausage.
"The bugs are a feature"
“It just works”
Yo man. Just gonna ask this before the flood comes in. But actually how are you doing?
There isn't even enough game here for there to BE bugs!
The bugs are the only feature.
"It's not a bug. It's a feature. Da!" - Circon
"kindom of Nevaeh"
Neveah! That's 'heaven' spelled backwards! How deep and clever and never been used before!
It's like someone wanted to make an artsy fantasy game like shadow of the colossus but clearly didn't have the talent to pull it off.
Shadow of the Colossal Crap
"I'll make everything a one-hit-kill, so then I won't have to program any UI! I'm a genius!" - Gilson B. Pontes....probably
Wow. I... I didn't think PS4 would release something worse than life of black tiger. I didn't think it COULD...
Turns out at the bottom of the barrel there was just another deeper barrel.
@@monkaWGiga Eventually that barrel of crap Jenga tower will tunnel through the world to the other side...
Sometimes, someone need to green light one of worse game so it will muddled any other worst game in PS4.
When you reach the bottom of the barrel you can always get an ax and some earth moving equipment...
However low someone sets the bar, someone else will find a way to burrow beneath it.
Best sandbox RPG ever. You need to make the ENTIRE story up yourself :D
White Eagle Except you can already do that in Minecraft, which is far better designed and yet doesn't even have a single triangular polygon in its geometry or models sooo...
@@lionocyborg6030 why would you want to trade the aged graphics of minecraft for this masterpeice i wonder? xD
@@WhiteEagle8888 Good one.
Also, you get to make up the graphics too, because everything is near impossible to see-!
Evolutionary-!
2:15 LightNing Supervisor : Gilbert B. Pontes
Gil*son*. But good catch. :D
@@samiraperi467 Oh aye... That's what I get for nitpicking spelling errors. :P
Lightning supervisor: Zeus
It must have been cobbled together by some sociopath who sits at his desk, giggling madly, and imagining himself the greatest troll that ever lived.
Gilbert B. Pontes : Gilbert B. Pontes
Gilbert B. Pontes pinned this
jaysanj152 if you rearrange the letters it spells: I am Lord Voldemort
Starring Gilbert B. Pontes from Gilbert B. Pontes series
Gil*son* :P
@@leonardoluizleal4409 Let's just start calling him Gilbert. It's a decent first name, unlike Gilson, which is conspicuously douchebag. Also fuck that middle initial shit. Gilbert Pontes. There's no other guys named Gilbert Pontes running around making shitty games for PS4, I guarantee you that, so there's no risk that the'll have to share credit for this masterpiece of a game.
God, I had to skip through the video because the blur was making it too hard to watch.
At least the Hydra was a pre-bought asset as I've seen that hydra in an ARK mod that's been around the ARK workshop for months now 😂
Gee, you're telling me this game is not a total asset flip? How could be!
Was it not immediately obvious the person who did the models was not the person who made the game? If they were made by Gibson B. Pontes I think they would be closer to Candice De Bebe character models.
It's a game about near sighted Nosferatu, which is completely covered in sex lube exploring the world in which sun shines through the ground to remind you about your shine while fighting franken-assets.
Couldn't be any better 10/10
I never thought I'd say this but Fallout 76 seems like a masterpiece compared to this.
Yeah but that was made by a massive studio, if anything the comparison makes fallout look even worse
@@plop4493 Well true, I'll give you that.
Plop
Having lurked among Jim’s videos when he did a lot of Greenlight videos, I can say with a degree of authority that Fallout 76 is nowhere as bad as it can get. It’s come pretty close but I’m holding off on calling it a “failure” until I see what kind of post-launch support it gets.
Hell, if you look back at Digital Homicide, you realize that no “AAA” company can make anything as bad or behave as badly as a lot of “indie devs” that make this trash.
@@NathanCassidy721 Not for lack of trying. Remember when they went around calling people uneducated or misogynist when they pointed out the absurdity of one armed black women fighting in World War II's European theaters?
@@NathanCassidy721 Are you kidding me? Have you even played the game? Because if you did you know just how broken it is. Even if fallout 76 does make a comeback somehow my guess is it will take a year to fix everything.
Ten, twenty years ago, games devoid of content like that were freeware or engine demos...and the people making them probably didn't have serious issues with narcissm I suppose.
Everytime I see the "Gilson B. Portes" for literially every role ever in this... Err game (?) I immediately think of the Mr Bean movie where there's that scene where a really bad movie is playing starring some actor that was in every role.
Amazing part is ol' Gil has NO IDEA that it makes him look like a comical egomaniac, quadrupled by the fact that his game is feculent diaper filler. Tommy Wiseau comes to mind.
Or the Neil Breen movie where everything credited that has an "N" ir a "B" in it was actually done by Neil Breen
"You still swing the sword from swordback."
I'm sure he meant "dragonback", but it just made me aware how insane it is that you can still swing the sword... when all the enemies disappear!
You still ride the dragon from dragonback!
Jesus christ $30 for this Utter waste of Chungus?
Jack The Ripper it’s actually $13.99 right now
Sony: strongarms indie Japanese game developers into censoring their games to meet some vague "global standards"
Also Sony: approves this garbage.
the legacy of kain franchise has gone really downhill
This game takes place hundreds of years after the last game, and Kain has finally gone senile and bald, and all the ugly screen effects are just Kain's glaucoma riddled eyes doing him a little trick.
The glaucoma is the next vampire mutation. That oiled cape flailing around is actually his old set of wings.
Well, Raziel _was_ supposed to fight the vampire's true savior, who wielded a flaming sword...
Just... not like this. Not like this.
Director of Marketing
Gilson B. Pontes
Catering
Gilson B. Pontes
Assistant to Mr. Pontes
Gilson B. Pontes
Shit game with Dragons? Did Gillson work with Bethesda on 76?
He couldn't have. Beth was very specific about the 153 different game companies they'd "worked with", and I failed to spot Gil's name.
Probably because he would have demanded the constellations in the night sky spelled out his name any time you looked up.
This game is the darkest of souls. Like, really, *really* dark souls.
PrismaticAngel So black souls
"lighting supervisor" who exactly is he supervising?
It must be a light (white) supremacist, I mean the light is that strong, it turns pitch black into shining one colored white.... 2:16
Gilson B. Pontes
Credits roll. Gilson B. Pontes for four minutes.
End Game Credits:
Bowel Production by
Gilson B. Pontes
Director of Auto-fellacio
Gilson B. Pontes
Key Grip
Gilson B. Pontes
Personal Masseuse provided by
Gilson B. Pontes
Head of Human Resources
Gilson B. Pontes
Samuel Face Texture
Gilson B. Pontes
Dragon's Dung Texture
Gilson B. Pontes' Face
Music Provided by
Chieftain Gilson B. Pontes
Administer of Medical Team
Dr. Gilson B. Pontes (M.D.)
Executive Assistant
Gilson B. "Gilson B. Pontes" Pontes" Pontes
Prime Director of Ego
Gilson B. Pontes
Military Advisor
General Gilson B. Pontes 4-stars
Prime Minister of Thought Crime
Gilson B. Pontes
Serpent-Bearer Provided By
Gilson B. Pontes
Jizz Rag Taste Tester
Gilson "Gizzy" B. Pontes
Overseas Production by
President of the U.S.A.
Gilson B. Pontes
The staff would like to thank
Gilson B. Pontes
No Gilson B. Pontes' were harmed in the production of this Gilson B. Pontes. This is a work of fiction and thus cannot hurt you anymore: just delete it. Any similarities to persons or organizations is purely Gilson B. Pontes.
@@atreyucampbell7630 😂
You could almost call it an absolute failure...
*Lawsuit intensifies*
This isn't a failure. It never tried to be good.
"A Gilson B Pontes Game"..... mate, you're not Kojima.
well kojima is also shit so...
He just slapped bad ass characters' names onto a quilt and called it a game with no regards to the O.G. characters themselves.
When I saw this on the psn store I knew this video was coming.
Same
That Lost Odyssey / FF9 transition was sublime, bravo!
The graphics are ok at least, I think. Can't really tell cause this game fucKING BLINDED ME
“Help i’m legally blind”
That's credit to the engine, I think.
@@Mernom Engine: Gilson B. Pontes.
@Hardcore Gamer I guess that Gilson B. Pontes doesn't have glasses too.
That transition from Lost Odyssey to Final Fantasy IX music. Brilliant. I miss Lost Odyssey.
"As time passed in Samael himself, he questioned himself" Such deep and meaningful words! I smell a nobel prize!
Makes one wonder if the creator questioned himself when putting this on the playstation store for 30$
Myopia Simulator 2019. Seriously, that's how I see the world when I don't have my glasses on. WTF?
The lighting in this game alone deserves an award for how crap it is..
lightning*
No kidding, shit is like bad mescaline.
Clearly, the lighting supervisor supervised the game in the dark with shades on.
I love how at the beginning credits roll, and you can see various positions Gilson B. Pontes undertook.
"Lightning supervisor" - never in my life did I suspect lightnings need supervision, but I guess in Gilson's game everything's possible.
"Lead Level Designer" - doesn't that imply there were others working on level design while Gilson lead them? If he made this game on his own, was he his own supervisor and subordinate at the same time? What if the subordinate needed firing? Would he switch seats as he was firing himself, and then the subordinate would be angry and leave while technically the same person would still be the lead and stay behind? It confuses me greatly.
It reminds of a comedy movie I saw once, where young movie director gets hired to produce a flop so that the owner of the company can write off losses and cover his illegal income.
The movie turns out to be a blockbuster, but I remember the scene where the young guy plays the movie for the first time - a Star Wars-like space story with ships hanging on visible lines, cheap fireworks used for thruster effects etc. (Anyone remember the title?)
The opening credits scene was exactly the same - several positions filled with one guy's name.
Except that was a joke, this game isn't.
* Looks up video title *
''Surely good ol' Jimbo is exaggerating, it can't be *that* bad.''
* watches 2 minutes of gameplay *
*''Crom's balls!''*
Dragon's Dogma is really dark too. They have a good lantern system though. And AI companions that yell about everything constantly.
That totally looks like a game that is "for the players"...
rockinchimp Never seen an advert for DBH in an PS4 advert though XD
Calling it right now - Gilson B. Pontes is an alias. Either we'll find out it's actually Todd Howard.
Or it'll be James Romine showing off his lawsuit recovery plan.
After seeing the name around 20 times, I guess that Gilson B. Pontes is the one that programmed this malware. He must have one hell of an ego to put his name on the screen that many times
I wonder if "Gilson B Pontes" is the "Alan Smithee" of the gaming world
Jim: This is the worst game ever!
Shitty dev: Hold my beer...
JK JK he is Latino his name is Pontes so maybe Brazilian or Cuban.
@@Malouco I'm going to guess BR since they already have a history of churning digital diarrhea onto Steam. The name is typical BR too, using foreign surnames (or mutilated or entirely made up ones) as first names.
Elyseon if I were Brazilian I would use Jhon Jacob Jinglheimer Smith and load my turds to the system. Hahaha
*Glowing goblin eyes start popping out of dark caves
False statement. Mr. Pontes never put the beer down in the first place.
This literally hurt my eyes so bad that I looked away.
Wow, it's only January and you already found the worst game of 2019? Nice job Gilson
That's efficiency right there.
Word of advice; do not... buy games such as these, its insulting that it cost 30$ its even more so if sony put this up. Hell there so much better games coming this month you can spend on for the switch and ps4 there is tales of vesperia, resident evil 2 reimagined, kingdom hearts 3.
Ballsy claim, let's watch this bad boy!
Edit: Holy shit, no false reporting here, it's literally the worst!
Yeah I had the same thought with this claim. From his video of gameplay, I don't think he was wrong at all.
I was searching for my glasses for a couple of minutes when I realized I was actually wearing them.
I took mine off and cleaned them as thought I'd smudged them right up!
$30 for this?! For on the PS4?! You have got to be joking!!
If only.
That dragon is so lubed up. I think I seen this one on deviantart... Drawn by me >:D
Again a game not found in the german store. Has the US no quality standards?
Clearly not. Have you not seen our president?
@@Damiv Fair enough.
We have a trump dump
Have you seen what we vote for here?
Don't you worry Chris, the full European exclusive Ultra edition is coming soon!
That really reads more like a threat than a joke lol
I just realized that Gilson's last horrorshow was released almost exactly one year ago from this one. Are we going to see him spray liquid shit on the PS4 next January, too?!
YEP! See Shadow the Ronin
I thought I was going blind watching the gameplay....
I'm seeing spots now
That's a bold claim.
Ten minutes later: *My skeleton is found, flesh melted around its bones, jaw locked in an expression of horror.*
Pontes? More like Ponce.
Perfumed ponce
Gilson B Pontes Presents: A Gilson B Pontes Production
Director: Gilson B Pontes
Producer: Gilson B Pontes
Character Design: Gilson B Pontes
Lead Programmer: Gilson B Pontes
Sound Design: Gilson B Pontes
Special thanks to: Gilson B Pontes
In memory of: Gilson B Pontes
Funded by: Gilson B Pontes' Mom
@@RichardWatt whose name just so happens to be Gilson B Pontes
Bethesda is grabbing beers for you to hold as we speak.
When Jim brings out the boss music to accompany his rant, you know it really pissed him off
WHAT IS THE POINT OF RELEASING THESE AWFUL GAMES!?!
The lowest form of comedy in existence: Meems.
It's basically the lowest tier of scam artistry
Director- Gilson b Pontes
Art designer- Gilson b Pontes
Executive producer - Gilson b Pontes
Shit flinger extraordinaire- Gilson b Pontes
Sony is off to a great start this year!
If this "game" instead consisted entirely of Never Gonna Give You Up upon pressing start, then that would be an improvement. Hell, that might even be worth a price of 30 _cents_ as opposed to less than nothing, like the game's current price tag _should_ be.
And somehow this trash bucket has better dragon riding than Shadows of war.
The Drake riding in SoW wasn't bad. SoW's biggest flaw was the MTXs, the rest of it was really good. If they hadn't shoe horned in MTXs it would have have been a GOTY contender.
"I'm the most humble person who's ever existed."
Is this guy trying to be Hideo Kojima?
Obviously not.
Gilson B. Pontes clearly thinks that Hideo Kojima is trying to be Gilson B. Pontes.
Ooh, the algorithm actually pushed this top the top of my recommendations today. Seems Gilson might need to go have a chat with Ms. Streisand soon.
nosferatu for no reason... cant stop laughing
You wish. Your Nosferatu never had such a sexy latex costume. ;)
can someone tell me what screen tearing is? I've seen the opening few seconds of this video and have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing.