What I like about your narrations is that you always choose stories that have humor to them to balance out the horrors. And for sure a College Hobo inheriting a haunted house, turning a creep into a zombie butler and having the horniest monologue to disturb the antagonist sure makes for a hilarious story.
“It’s amazing how motivation flows when you believe a new person is about to touch your genitals.” 😂 A truer statement has yet to spoken in this world. 😂
The way this story was going, when he said "It wasn't rain" I was convinced it was going to be jizz. Then when it turned out to be "thousands of severed human eyeballs", I was like 'oh, that's not soo bad then.'
This would make a great series. The two protagonists team up to solve paranormal mysteries. Great narration. Good inflection & intonation. Very fun listening to you! Thanks
Ok. Almost finished,but holy Hannah!!! This truly is amazing story but you made this a must download and save.... I'm honored I found you!!! Accidental situations are the best!!! Love you and yours!
I would love a sequel where his aunt comes back but doesn’t want to unalive him. Her evil sense of humor, his dry wit, and their back and forth insulting banter is hilarious. 😂
I'm a big fan of Jack Townsend as well, his gas station Jack series is excellent. One of my all time favorites for sure. Byfelsdisciple's stuff is also great though if you haven't read his stuff I highly recommend him. He's got some highly disturbing stories as well as some really funny stuff
I was at work fixing cars and literally started laughing at random. Dude your video readings, super dope. Keep it up please. Got a lifetime listener out of me.
Great story. Was getting flashbacks while listening. Sarah is just like a girl who I met in highschool and I am a little more like Raymond then I would like to be.
Second time listening to this podcast, the complete work is awesome , yes teenagers are hard to understand if you can’t remember back to when you were one😂! Fortunately I can even at my age! It’s not hard to become distracted by a new relationship 😊❤! And the way the story is told and the out takes are awesome 😊!
Thank you so much! Yes I think we can all relate to Raymond and Sarah in this one that what makes it feel so genuine despite the ridiculous moments in the story. Such a well written story, I'm very honored that I was allowed to read it
Listened to whilst at work, lucky to still have a job with the amount of spontaneous laughter this story caused. Thank you so much for the pleasure it gave..
Hands down the best story I've listened to. Everything flowed so well and it really seemed like actual dialogue you would have in this situation, and put a notch in your belt for clapping Ghost cheeks.
Saved this for tonight so I can fall asleep after. I have a neuro appt in the morning and my anxiety is up. I know I've said this before and you probably remember why I'm so grateful for your videos but thank you again ❤️🎗️
@@JordanGrupe My appointment was ok . But they are going to put me on something for tremors. My hands shake really bad especially when I'm trying to do something. They think it's caused by the 2 surgeries I had and the nerves in the brain being messed with. Thank you for caring about little ole me ❤️🫂. Keep up the great work dear. I hope all is well with you and your family ❤️. Sending love and hugs to you ❤️🫂🎗️
Hey just caught this channel for the first time, you have great narration skills and content! You have earned yourself a subscriber :-) when I hear your voice it sounds like another TH-camr named John Michael Godier
New sub here and I'm obsessed with the chanel. Listened to quite a few stories, I love this one, but my favourite is ' I'm the New Sheriff in Hollowsend.'
This was the 1st story in the list I've listened to. Got me hooked instantly. The humor is spot on. The story teller voice is perfect. I think ive listened to at least 12. Never disappointed.
I really loved this one. 💯💕 I Can Relate To the Sarcasm & the haunted House Aspect. I listen to Alot of Stories, when Doing my Art or Cleaning house, & This was Probably My Favorite. 💕💯❤️ Much love & Thanks From Nebraska.Well Done😉
Thank you Keith! And thanks so much for your support for the channel over the past 200 episodes! You've been here since the beginning and it means a lot! 🥳🥳🥳
Another fun, crazy, interesting and really good creepypasta. You did a great job again. Also when it comes to long form creepypasta stuff you have been the guy to come to for it~
Thank you! I love listening to the longer stories on other channels so I wanted to start doing more here. They take a long time to do obviously but I think it's worth it!
@@JordanGrupe It is nice to see someone else who likes longer ones as much as I do, even more so because you narrate them~ That is very true and appreciated. You also have some of my favorite long ones out there. Up there with things like the left right game and tales from the gas station.
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 Your narration style and voice are the perfect fit for this story. This story also had the perfect amount and type of humor woven throughout. Thank you for sharing this story and your amazing talent in narration. Cheers 🍻
6:11 i can't express how much i understand this man, I'm currently homless I've been living in a tent since early October 2022 in this horrible FL heat. And i too feel forgotten. Only i don't have anyone who's ever going to leave me with anything, and im just holding on until the day i decide i can't no more. 😔
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I'm sitting at my desk, AirPods in, laughing my a$$ off at this story while trying to work. My coworkers want me drug tested.
This is one of my all time favorites, I couldn't stop laughing while recording it. The outtakes at the end are only a few of many 😂
You should do a whole video of bloopers 😂😂😂
@@THEPAGEBURNER1979 I totally agree 😊
We need more like this
How I needed a good laugh today! I'll be listening to more! Thank you!
What I like about your narrations is that you always choose stories that have humor to them to balance out the horrors. And for sure a College Hobo inheriting a haunted house, turning a creep into a zombie butler and having the horniest monologue to disturb the antagonist sure makes for a hilarious story.
Honestly, the dialog was so natural and hilarious that I just kept laughing.
Ikr, I was laughing the entire time 😂
Me, too. Lmao
Same, I found this story hilarious as well.
My goodness, I been putting off listening to this story thinking it was mediocre but this story is a gem. I loved every second of it
“It’s amazing how motivation flows when you believe a new person is about to touch your genitals.” 😂
A truer statement has yet to spoken in this world. 😂
Raymond is such a fun little mess of a man, thank God Sarah is there to manage him
Raymond is insane! Lol
I enjoy Rules stories but this is the first that the narrator decides to make his own rules Awesome job
This story was great! You did a great job narrating it and I would love to hear more from this author... esp long stories like this :)
His stuff is great, I'll have to ask him if he'd be willing to let me narrate another one in the future. This is one of my all time favorites 😍
This was one of the best I’ve heard. The banter was hilarious. I’ve never laughed so much listening to a horror story. Excellent narration.
The way this story was going, when he said "It wasn't rain" I was convinced it was going to be jizz. Then when it turned out to be "thousands of severed human eyeballs", I was like 'oh, that's not soo bad then.'
OMG ME TOO 😂😂😂
This story was great. You out did yourself on this one. Big thanks to the author for writing this one.
Thank you Diann! And thanks for your support for the channel!
This would make a great series. The two protagonists team up to solve paranormal mysteries. Great narration. Good inflection & intonation. Very fun listening to you! Thanks
Ok. Almost finished,but holy Hannah!!! This truly is amazing story but you made this a must download and save.... I'm honored I found you!!! Accidental situations are the best!!! Love you and yours!
Thank you so much!!
I love serious stories with impending doom but stories like this are a lot of fun. Refreshing to have a different kind of horror story.👍
I would love a sequel where his aunt comes back but doesn’t want to unalive him. Her evil sense of humor, his dry wit, and their back and forth insulting banter is hilarious. 😂
This was an amazing listen. Had me laughing, scared... can't wait to hear more.
I love the reaction of the dude at 14:30. Exactly like me. I grew up in a haunted house and stuff like that doesn't phase me anymore.
This feels like a jack Townsend like story. Fucking love it.
I'm a big fan of Jack Townsend as well, his gas station Jack series is excellent. One of my all time favorites for sure. Byfelsdisciple's stuff is also great though if you haven't read his stuff I highly recommend him. He's got some highly disturbing stories as well as some really funny stuff
Love Jack Townsend and all the tails from the gas station.
After listening for over 70 minutes I gotta say that's a insult to Jack Townsend.
Absolutely loved this story. Your narration was epic. Look forward to listening to more of your stories.
Dude same!
I was at work fixing cars and literally started laughing at random. Dude your video readings, super dope. Keep it up please. Got a lifetime listener out of me.
I… I can’t even 😂
Please let there be a sequel, and many more stories in this series!❤😂❤
"Winky faces mean səx! Səx for *me*!" Almost got me laughing at the worst possible time while stealth listening at work.
This line made me crack up too 🤣
Lol same! I nearly cracked up out loud 😂
Dude whole story had me like this started laughing and the gm started staring
@@dominikfragosa5603f FCC d
Just got to that part. OMG! Priceless 😍
First video of your I found, the story was great and the way you narrate fit perfectly. Time to binge the rest of the vids!
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it 😊
The bloopers at the end were priceless! Over all this story was EFFING HILARIOUS!!!!😂 Love it!!
Thanks!
Great story. Was getting flashbacks while listening. Sarah is just like a girl who I met in highschool and I am a little more like Raymond then I would like to be.
😂 this comment made me smile. I think a lot of guys can relate to Raymond in ways we never want to admit publicly
This story is excellent. The author has quite a sense of humor.
You and this author seem to be on the same page!!😂🤣
Once again you had us all laughing ❣️Thank you both
I cannot recall the last time I sat through a story this long and enjoyed it as much. Well done sir
Many thanks!
The narrator's deadpan delivery perfectly suits the material.
This was good. I stumbled on this and spent a good portion of my day listening. Great writing and great narration
Glad you enjoyed it!
OMG! Best story and best narration ever!! I could see this entire story play out in my mind!! So happy I found your channel!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
The "oops. Didn't know you were there" and what came immediately after had me absolutely cackling!😂
This was awesome. Great combinations of suspense, comedy, and horror. Great work and look forward to more like this.
What an amazing story! I love the change of effect where he actually breaks every rule 😂❤
The reading on this was amazing. I laughed so hard.
Thanks!
"Beach, that means now I'm haunting you?" 😂
I loved this! The voices you do just kill me 🤣 Big thankyou to you and the author.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
My husband is convinced ive lost my mind because I have been giggling hysterically
Second time listening to this podcast, the complete work is awesome , yes teenagers are hard to understand if you can’t remember back to when you were one😂! Fortunately I can even at my age! It’s not hard to become distracted by a new relationship 😊❤! And the way the story is told and the out takes are awesome 😊!
Thank you so much! Yes I think we can all relate to Raymond and Sarah in this one that what makes it feel so genuine despite the ridiculous moments in the story. Such a well written story, I'm very honored that I was allowed to read it
I loved that whole story, Egal cracked me up
I really love this story. It's funny as hell. I would love to hear more like this.
Really enjoyed both the content and narration. Thank you x
Thanks so much!
This is absolute gold. I am so glad I clicked on it.
Great story telling! I like this one. I also like the sounds you added and the outtakes!
🤘 thanks I had fun with this one!
I love scary stories and the comedic twist to this one is great,Thank You for all the laughs, looking forward to more.
Glad you enjoyed it!
One of the best stories I've heard in a long time from a creepypasta narrator keep up the good work man I appreciate it a lot I love comedy or
Love this story 😂 I would definitely love to hear more from the author and you are great at narrating 😂
I just discovered your page!! this story was awesome and your voice is amazing!
Thank you so much!
This story MUST be adapted into a movie or Netflix series!
Why in the world haven't I seen your channel before! Great narration and look forward to catching up on all the stories 👍👍
I'm glad you found the channel! Thanks for watching the videos 🤘
Listened to whilst at work, lucky to still have a job with the amount of spontaneous laughter this story caused. Thank you so much for the pleasure it gave..
Glad you enjoyed it!
Just found your channel..I really like it. Great work!
This story would make a great movie in the vein of Beetlejuice….a comedy/horror !
Hands down the best story I've listened to. Everything flowed so well and it really seemed like actual dialogue you would have in this situation, and put a notch in your belt for clapping Ghost cheeks.
Saved this for tonight so I can fall asleep after. I have a neuro appt in the morning and my anxiety is up. I know I've said this before and you probably remember why I'm so grateful for your videos but thank you again ❤️🎗️
I'm grateful to you for supporting the channel and I hope your appointment goes well! ❤️
@@JordanGrupe My appointment was ok . But they are going to put me on something for tremors. My hands shake really bad especially when I'm trying to do something. They think it's caused by the 2 surgeries I had and the nerves in the brain being messed with. Thank you for caring about little ole me ❤️🫂. Keep up the great work dear. I hope all is well with you and your family ❤️. Sending love and hugs to you ❤️🫂🎗️
This has become one of my favorite stories! And the narration? Much praise! 🙇🏻♂️
Yay, thank you!
Hey just caught this channel for the first time, you have great narration skills and content! You have earned yourself a subscriber :-) when I hear your voice it sounds like another TH-camr named John Michael Godier
Thanks! I really appreciate you taking the time to check out the channel!
Dude LMAO I literally thought this was John Michael Godier 😂😂😂
Ever since I read this comment that is all I hear! LOL
This is awesome chief Very entertaining and amusing I look forward to more 😁😁😁
New sub here and I'm obsessed with the chanel. Listened to quite a few stories, I love this one, but my favourite is ' I'm the New Sheriff in Hollowsend.'
Awesome! Thank you! I'm happy you found the channel 😀
This was the 1st story in the list I've listened to. Got me hooked instantly. The humor is spot on. The story teller voice is perfect. I think ive listened to at least 12. Never disappointed.
Wow this was so awesome. Definitely getting his book. Was a great story. I hope your voice has recovered from the story! Omg the outtakes!
Lol thank you, yes it definitely recovered!
Oh My God, great story! I laughed so hard 😂, it was so awesome! 💖💖💖
Holy crap I can't, but binge watch these. Keep it up.
I listen to this story at least a couple times a month. This one and the Hallows End Playlist are my go-to comfort audiobooks.
👏👏👏👏👏 Awesome story and awesome narration! My new favorite!
Wow, thank you!
😂😂😂 im just standing here working laughing randomly. Im so glad i found this channel
I really loved this one. 💯💕
I Can Relate To the Sarcasm & the haunted House Aspect. I listen to Alot of Stories, when Doing my Art or Cleaning house, & This was Probably My Favorite. 💕💯❤️ Much love & Thanks From Nebraska.Well Done😉
Loved it. Saloot to the author❤️ had me giggling a few times ❤
Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching!
Awesome story! Man you nailed it Jordan!
Thank you Keith! And thanks so much for your support for the channel over the past 200 episodes! You've been here since the beginning and it means a lot! 🥳🥳🥳
Bro, your choice of stories is the best!! Always funny, but always on edge!
you captured the personality of the typical teenage guy. Sarah is wonderful. I hope there are more stories with them.
Amazing story and narration! Even more amazing bloopers🤣🤣 I've listened to this twice already and I'll never get tired of it!
I loved this story!!!! The ending is wonderful! The ending where everything works out. That's a great story ❤. Thank you. Roxanne
I think this must be the third time I’ve listened to this story. It’s so cute, I love it and I’m sure it won’t be the last time!
These are my new favorite thing to listen to for work. Best audio for truckers!!
I love how this dude has a weird obsession with peeing, even holding the knife away from his bladder, instead of just saying away from himself
😂 yeah I thought that was funny too
they really need to make some series or movies out of these. I would watch the shit out of this show lol.
Definately did a great job with the infliction and voices. Some narrators are monotone. You definately do add flare to your narrations
Thank you! I've been working on that it's definitely a skill that takes a bit of practice. Hopefully I'm getting a bit better with each video 🤘
BRO! I LIKE THIS GUY ALREADY!
Edit: And Sarah is awesome 🖤
I honestly wasn't expecting to like this. I usually avoid channels other than my main three but your voice was very clear and the story was great.
Man I'm glad I found this tonight! I soooo needed these laughs, especially after 3 nights of trauma induced insomnia! Thank You, I can still laugh!
This was an AWESOME story!!! I DIED LOUDLY when he said his balls were blue enough to make a BB King song!(something to that effect anyway)🤣🤣🤣🤣
this story is awesome, you tell it so naturally . i love it lol
Another fun, crazy, interesting and really good creepypasta. You did a great job again.
Also when it comes to long form creepypasta stuff you have been the guy to come to for it~
Thank you! I love listening to the longer stories on other channels so I wanted to start doing more here. They take a long time to do obviously but I think it's worth it!
@@JordanGrupe It is nice to see someone else who likes longer ones as much as I do, even more so because you narrate them~
That is very true and appreciated. You also have some of my favorite long ones out there. Up there with things like the left right game and tales from the gas station.
I prefer the longer stories too
I have no life so I'm sitting around waiting for your next one
The best story ever ❤❤
Fantastic story
You and the author are fantastic!
Incredible story, and Jordan, your reading is always above par. Thank you for bringing it to us.
🤗⚘️🙋♀️
Thank you!!!
Is this horror or a comedy?
@@AG-en5y It's a bit of both I would say
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 Your narration style and voice are the perfect fit for this story. This story also had the perfect amount and type of humor woven throughout. Thank you for sharing this story and your amazing talent in narration. Cheers 🍻
Thank you for the story! I appreciate it. 😊
Glad you enjoyed it!
😂😂😂," It's amazing how motivation flows when a new person is about to touch my genitals!"😂😂😂... Loved this yarn!!
So good , exactly what I was looking for 👍 thank you 🙏
brilliant 🎉
That was AMAZING. I love haunted house stories, but this was especially entertaining and unique.
Listened on our tv. Absolutely LOVE this!! Really fun, well written story and just the voice for it. 🎉❤❤
I started listening to the other half of this today and the first thing I heard was “my butthole puckered.” I’m ROLLING. 😂
It’s not even 6:30 am. 🤣💜
"A towel that doubles as a blanket"..thats wicked poverty right there
This was an awesome listen! Thanks for helping time pass at work!
6:11 i can't express how much i understand this man, I'm currently homless I've been living in a tent since early October 2022 in this horrible FL heat. And i too feel forgotten. Only i don't have anyone who's ever going to leave me with anything, and im just holding on until the day i decide i can't no more. 😔
Ohhhhmmmmggghhheeee this was truly funny, continuously intriguing & I hope there is more to come! 😂
Just found and subscribed to your channel. Loving this story. Hope your channel grows quickly!
Thank you so much!
@@JordanGrupe your welcome! All the best
This was awesome! You did an amazing job. People at work kept looking at me because I would bust out laughing 😂
Thank you!! 😁
Your narration is perfect for this story’s dry yet silly tone.
Well done!
Just subscribed.