Chickens are henlarious, pun. But roosters can be dangerous if you aren't ready, or if you are new to them. A friend of mine has owned a few chickens for a long while and on one early morning, her one rooster spurred her and really gashed her leg with his talons even though she was the only person he liked. Sadly, he will be soup soon, but her husband has respected her care for this little dude even though she is the only one who can get close to him. Get a few chickens if you can. They are amazing.
The first time I commented I was responding to the out and out humour of the story, on listening again I was struck by the sheer power and depth of it. You hear of stories that make you laugh and cry, but almost never actually experience them but this is one of those so rare examples. My love to the Author and you Jordan, you’re never less then exceptional, but this… ❤❤❤❤❤
Loved the story, very unique premise and while handling some very serious themes and occurrences still managed to have a perfect amount of quirkiness and cute humor. Great work to the author and wonderful narration by Jordan. Thanks for the entertainment! 👍♥️
Necromancy, one of my favorite practices found in myths, fantasy and even history, for a concept older than many religions it doesn't catch the spotlight much, but this story handled it beautifully, the casters story, his morals yet pained sense of justice, the price he paid seeking closure, I was almost brought to tears by the end of it, god I hope we get a sequel, to hear what his life has become now that hes disappeared, and maybe by then... our detective wont be so green 😂
i perpetually argye with myself whether you or viidith22 are my fav smaller channel. you are right upthere with lighthouse and dark somnium for skill, wish you had more subs
That was incredible!! I’ve heard quite a few stories by that author now and they have all been absolutely amazing!! So much talent went into the writing and narration of that story and I loved every second of it!! Thank you so much!!
This was absolutely bloody brilliant ! I WAS HOODKED THROUGHOUT. Really loved the characters too. Was a pleasure to listen to. A massive thank you to the author for letting us hear their work. Will definitely check them out.
Jordan you are the only truly reliable (on a daily basis) & always enjoyable narrator on TH-cam. I listen to you first every day & I know we all really appreciate you! Love from Australia 🇦🇺 😎♥️♥️♥️♥️✌️
I absolutely LIVE for your uploads! ESPECIALLY the longer stories. You're most definitely the Bee's knees sir! Thanks for all your hard work for our listening pleasure! You rock! ❤🎉
You have totally become my new favorite binge channel! I love this story!!! We need a second part!!!! This was so good! I have high hopes they will become best friends and maybe even go on that date!!!!
Yes!!! I did too!! Army of Darkness is 1 if my ABSOLUTE favorites! He fumbles the hell out of those words too; i love it. This was a great story as well. I hated being left hanging not knowing if he ever found Nef again.
I thought it was "nicto" but I haven't seen "The Day The Earth Stood Still" for a long time so I may be wrong. I liked the original version with Michael Rennie not the Keanu Reeves one.
It would have been hilarious if when Nef asked for a kiss and the main character agreed, Nef would have acted taken aback and said, "I'm not gay." Like he was just hitting on the main character for the laughs and not for real.
5☆s! All NarratorGoals R Met. - Fantastic, Every Time- I Feel Grupe's Talent of Portrayer thru Timing, 'Voices' ❤, Sarcasm Felt, Smarts Stated, (etc) & +😮the Purpose Of Was Solved👍🏻
This story was so very good. I actually cried when I thought nef was dead. Thank you so much to the author. He or she is a great author and should be recognized for their amazing stories. And your narrations are perfect. Thank you for all you do. God bless you.
The character are well developed. Being gay is just one characteristic of a person just like being straight. The banter between them is humorous because it's not the effeminate gay guy that most authors do.
I didn't necessarily see him as gay. I saw him as a sad and lonely man who wanted to reach out to another human being but was unsure how to. Just a person who wanted some human comfort.
Definitely need more stories about Nef. Especially need a story that goes into his origins and how he became a necromancer.
This one was one of the most wholesome dark stories I've ever heard narrated. Great work on both the writing and narration sides ;)
These characters definitely need to meet each other again soon. Very developed. Very lovely. Most delightful.
Telling him to apologize to the chicken got me.
The fact that the chicken's name was "Daddy" got me
I heard "Gaby" but honestly yours is even funnier 😂@@Cuban20
Ya know, i normally find necromancers irritatingly portrayed, but nef is fantastically written. I'd love to see more of him.
They're usually pizza cutters (all edge and no point), but "loveable asshole" is a nice change
@@wesleythomas7125 couldnt have said it better myself!
I'd listen to an entire series about the adventures of Nef and his chickens
Chickens = Minions
for sure!!!! He's quite the character!
I would love that series!🧟♀️🐤
I would really like that
Assault by chicken 😮😂😂
Assault with deadly poultry😮😂😂.
Assault & battery hen. Sorry, that was a fowl pun.
Chickens are henlarious, pun. But roosters can be dangerous if you aren't ready, or if you are new to them. A friend of mine has owned a few chickens for a long while and on one early morning, her one rooster spurred her and really gashed her leg with his talons even though she was the only person he liked. Sadly, he will be soup soon, but her husband has respected her care for this little dude even though she is the only one who can get close to him. Get a few chickens if you can. They are amazing.
😂😂😂😂😂
The first time I commented I was responding to the out and out humour of the story, on listening again I was struck by the sheer power and depth of it. You hear of stories that make you laugh and cry, but almost never actually experience them but this is one of those so rare examples. My love to the Author and you Jordan, you’re never less then exceptional, but this… ❤❤❤❤❤
MAKE A PART 2 NOW NOW NOW
I NEED the next part
Would LOVE this to be a series !!!! These characters are hilarious and fun to listen to 🎉🎉
The author has other story's such as "Agent in the woods" and "I deliver mail to cryptids" Malek the wolf was from agent In the woods.
If you want a good 6hr long video look for Cabin of The Harvest Moon, it's the agent in the woods series
The ending is so sad though. I just want nef to be ok
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I love this story. Serious with a little comedy and sarcasm. ❤
I love the humor in his voice. It makes me happy and is comforting to hear.
Neff is such a jem. I love him. Give him his own Netflix series
Loved the story, very unique premise and while handling some very serious themes and occurrences still managed to have a perfect amount of quirkiness and cute humor. Great work to the author and wonderful narration by Jordan. Thanks for the entertainment! 👍♥️
Oh my this one is right up there with favorites. Well done
Bibbidy, Boobidy, Boo! Great story!!! 🤣👍⚘️🙋♀️
Noooooo. I need more from these two characters. Love the chemistry, the story, i cried. This was beautiful.
WOW. This story was so unexpected and yet sweet. I hope they do have their date.
Necromancy, one of my favorite practices found in myths, fantasy and even history, for a concept older than many religions it doesn't catch the spotlight much, but this story handled it beautifully, the casters story, his morals yet pained sense of justice, the price he paid seeking closure, I was almost brought to tears by the end of it, god I hope we get a sequel, to hear what his life has become now that hes disappeared, and maybe by then... our detective wont be so green 😂
I would pay good money to hear more of these two! I love the dynamic and style of it all
Wonderful story, Beautifully narrated! Thank you for this this evening Jordan!♥️♥️♥️😊
This is, by far, one of the most amusing stories I’ve run across yet. Damn good job on narrating!!!
The only thing going through my mind this entire video is:
"I like ya, and I want ya..."
Booty.
A man's butt.
Having some booty, was more important than drinking water mayun'
Just an all around funny, tragic and endlessly entertaining story well written and flawlessly narrated. Loved it. Thank you!
Oh dear oh dear I think I'm needing new meds this is so funny and brilliantly written 😂😂🎉
😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😭😭 I hate tear jerkers but what a fantasticly awesome story well done author and narrator 👍
Thank you Jordan 🎉🎉
My absolute favorite channel! I listen daily on my way home from work, and I now have gotten my kids addicted to this channel as well!
I really enjoyed this and would love to hear more adventures from them both. Thank you to the author and you
Who knew atht a story about a necromancer could make me shed tears. this needs a Part 2!
I loved this story, it was amazing and you really brought the characters to life. Thanks!
😂😂 I freaking love Nef
Sir 02321 you did your big one on this... I literally wish the story never stopped😭😭😭🖤
I’m loving the chicken attack 😂😂😂
My best regards to both the author and storyteller of this masterpiece! I absolutely loved this story and its ending. Thanks Jordan!
This was indeed an excellent story! Thanks 02321 for letting our guy use this!
This was hilarious loved this story.
i perpetually argye with myself whether you or viidith22 are my fav smaller channel. you are right upthere with lighthouse and dark somnium for skill, wish you had more subs
Thank you so much! That's huge praise 😀
I can't wait to see if there's a sequel 😍🎉
th-cam.com/video/deudQEAv_ZQ/w-d-xo.htmlsi=yMPzxAPHbYzCbvIx - new video with Nef
That was incredible!! I’ve heard quite a few stories by that author now and they have all been absolutely amazing!! So much talent went into the writing and narration of that story and I loved every second of it!! Thank you so much!!
Thank you Jordan and 02321 for a story that has all the feels. Much success to you both.
Absolutely. Amazing. I would love for this to be a series.
Great job
It's hard to believe this is a beautiful story. Never could have guessed any part. It's a very good story. Thanks ! Justice is sweet.
Great story. The characters are realistic. I hope there is more to come from these two.
This was absolutely bloody brilliant ! I WAS HOODKED THROUGHOUT. Really loved the characters too. Was a pleasure to listen to. A massive thank you to the author for letting us hear their work. Will definitely check them out.
the chicken toss did it for me...🤣😂
This is a great story! The Rookie Deputy one is in my faves list !!
Jordan you are the only truly reliable (on a daily basis) & always enjoyable narrator on TH-cam. I listen to you first every day & I know we all really appreciate you! Love from Australia 🇦🇺
😎♥️♥️♥️♥️✌️
Appreciate that, thank you 🐱
She’s right, you know. 😊
That was really good!! Love the humour! Thanks heaps!❤😊
Well written and very vivid. I enjoyed it very much!
It's a long one!!! Over an hr! Thankyou sooo much 💓 ❤😊
That was an awesome story! Fantastic author….and as always fabulous narration as well? Thank You!
6 days a week I go to sleep to your stories. Thanks mate
I absolutely LIVE for your uploads! ESPECIALLY the longer stories. You're most definitely the Bee's knees sir! Thanks for all your hard work for our listening pleasure! You rock! ❤🎉
Definitely the Bees Knees
🐝🐝🐝🦵🦵🦵❤😂
I love the chicken and Neff...
NO!!! They need a Sequel! Tho, I fear after it’s already been “years”….. 😢
Loved this story. Someone should make a movie out of it starring Bruce Campbell. That would be a riot😂
You have totally become my new favorite binge channel! I love this story!!! We need a second part!!!! This was so good! I have high hopes they will become best friends and maybe even go on that date!!!!
I thought the magic words were going to be Klatu Verata Necto.
Yes!!! I did too!! Army of Darkness is 1 if my ABSOLUTE favorites! He fumbles the hell out of those words too; i love it. This was a great story as well. I hated being left hanging not knowing if he ever found Nef again.
same
I thought it was "nicto" but I haven't seen "The Day The Earth Stood Still" for a long time so I may be wrong. I liked the original version with Michael Rennie not the Keanu Reeves one.
I'm 90% sure the chicken's full name was Bibbitty Bobbitt Boo the Second
Utterly dark, delightful for a sprinkling of humour. Loved this
It would have been hilarious if when Nef asked for a kiss and the main character agreed, Nef would have acted taken aback and said, "I'm not gay." Like he was just hitting on the main character for the laughs and not for real.
5☆s! All NarratorGoals R Met. - Fantastic, Every Time- I Feel Grupe's Talent of Portrayer thru
Timing, 'Voices' ❤, Sarcasm Felt, Smarts Stated, (etc) & +😮the Purpose Of Was Solved👍🏻
My God this channel is blossoming hopefully I said it right😂 do you know my English is not too good looking😂
😂😂😂😂
That was a cool story, I really enjoyed it. Thank you.
Jordan this was funny af. Lol I work nights shift and I have been laughing way too loud lolzz. Love your stories.
This story was so very good. I actually cried when I thought nef was dead. Thank you so much to the author. He or she is a great author and should be recognized for their amazing stories. And your narrations are perfect. Thank you for all you do. God bless you.
Only 8 minutes in and already i like the story. This sounds like a buddy cop movie in the making 🤣.
Correction: Buddy cop meets weekend at Burnie's.
Oh my goodness I love these characters! I'd love to hear more from them 😊☠️👻
Dammit 😢
Great one Jordan 💯🧟
Never get tired of listening tô triste great story
please let there be more episodes to this ❤
Oh i loved this!! Can we have a part 2?
I really enjoyed this one!
Gay lil necromancer
Love this one
👍👍perfectly supreme, I always manage to get a laugh out of the detective. It was thrilling with a chill. I loved it. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖
😂😂😂 I love the characters, Neff is just so funny. It's a great story and I had to laugh about Neff and in the end I was so sad.
The chicken though, i was dying 😂😂😂😂😂, I woke my fiancé up laughing, thanks for the great story ❤❤❤❤
Your stories always delight me. The humor, the characters, the narration. Thank you!
You should definitely do more stories about definitely i loved the last one about definitely also
Awesome story as usual 😊
Nef is the type of guy who really, really needs a boyfriend lol
Love this story.. also about the bad ass grandma..
❤ very well done, both of you. ❤
bibidy bibidy boo? rofl I thought would be Klatu verata nickto lol
Omg there needs to be a part 2!!!! The characters were the best!! The ending made me sad though.
I really enjoyed this. I want a series!
My name is Nef, well it's shortened, and I think if I had taken a different path in life I'd be the gay necromancer 🤣
Oh! Nef has to move to Hollows End! Please, Please, Please! 🤣❤
Halfway through and i need to comment Nef is a funny so and so . The way you bring characters to life is a beautiful skill Jordan thankyou.
Great story! I really enjoyed your acting to this story. I didn't want it to end. Find Nef!
Wow, a live from Mr Groups. My 1st.
Fabulous man one of the best.
Neff sounds like Beavis 😂
Neff needs to move to Hollows End.
Normally I find today''s gay characters to be insufferable, but THIS is delightful. Praying for some follow ups of these two!
I agree! It isn’t the main point of the story and it’s not the character’s entire personality like so many authors tend to handle a gay character.
@@sighthoundlady15 YES! Nicely said.
Yup exactly 💯
The character are well developed. Being gay is just one characteristic of a person just like being straight. The banter between them is humorous because it's not the effeminate gay guy that most authors do.
I didn't necessarily see him as gay. I saw him as a sad and lonely man who wanted to reach out to another human being but was unsure how to. Just a person who wanted some human comfort.
Gee, I wonder how a NECROMANCER can discuss the dead so casually. XD
Interesting and macabre. In fact or fiction evil changes us.
I loved these characters.😊 This was a great story
Absolutely fantastic. Thank you for that! A great story like yours is a…. Gift..And again, I can’t thank you enough.
I absolutely love to hear Jordan tell these stories!!!
“Like, alakazam?”
😂
I need more and i so ship these two
Hope you continue with this story it was a blast