QWOP ON STILTS | Walk Master
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2021
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Every wanted to learn how to walk? Well.... this actually isn't your chance...
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Mark: "Here's an AD right now!"
Video: Plays AD
Me: *visible shock*
Omg same I died laughing 😂🤣😂
You know he can control where to put ads, right?
saaame
Same
huh. i didn't get an ad there at all which I thought was funny...didn't realize it's different for different people...?
I love how he's just switching the adds out for fake ones themed around him to not give free advertising, it's awesome
I didn't know that, this makes it much funnier lmao
I like to belive that stache coin exists
I really love the mark adds, I don't mind if he makes a video of these short adds.
L⁸999
@@Somethingsomewhere1 99
Mark: Here’s an AD right now!
Me, who’s watching on mobile: _You have no power here_
Me who has adblock:
*you fool*
Me: who has premium
You can not overpower me
@@zoecullipher7095 You who pays for it:
*this holds no value*
Me who downloads the videos _cus internet garbo:_
*Kneel before me delinquent for I am an individual of SUPERIOR brilliance* _(and inferior internet)_
@@hollowthoughts2161 me who is on a family plan with premium B)
4:10 "I'm sorry I almost tried to ÆÜGH onto your stinger there" - Markiplier 2021
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I mean, he did it with a micro XD
I read that as he said it lol
@@katxheartgaming TIMING 100
I don’t know why reading how you spelt that sound made it 3x as funny, but god Dammit, I can hardly breathe XD
Therapist: “and what do we do when bee?”
Mark: “my mouth is ready”
Therapist: “no.”
Needs more attention
Also Mark: I am *not* a masochist
@@monster_cages6467 also also mark: I just wanna know how it feels
Are you saying.... Bee to blow???
@@superslash6772 underrated comment 10/10
I love the custom Markiplier ads that Lixian puts over the actual ads
im surprised the unus annus one didn't stir up theories lol
Lixan is god
oh wait, I actually thought those were the real ones, good one lixian
time stamp?
@@sesamdy8339 2:36 9:14 might be more tho I was too lazy to go through the whole vid again
Mark: "I would never see a ad for coins, I would never do that"
*Game: randomly adds +50 Coins on mark account*
Mark: “Hey, I’m on TH-cam here’s an ad right now!”
*ad starts*
Me: *surprised Pikachu*
Every video, Mark descends deeper into the insanity of mobile gaming.
How long till he goes into gacha games like fgo
Hes been on a mobile game binge
In a few videos he’ll be playing episode
Yeah, I've noticed mobile games are featured now. I hate it.
@@Usaman50 ...I kinda want to see that.
Okay but the ad on cue was seriously pleasing to my simple mind
Right?
Awe I missed out
Dude same. First time it ever really felt intentionally placed
It scared me lmao
Thanks for telling me. Premium took my experience 😔
Mark saying "here's an AD right now *claps*"
Me laughing cause i have YT premium
there wasn't ad even i don't have premium
12:25 "These local singles are ready to meet you!" *shows three different pictures of Mark* 😂
"Here is an ad right now"
Me: Actually gets an ad and now thinks Mark is a witch
I got one as well.
Me too 😂
Same WOAH
TH-camrs can choose when to use mid-roll ads if they want
Same lol.
"Heres an ad right now"
**ad plays**
I don't know what else I expected but either way I was upset XD
To be fair like it or not he was honest
I loved that part😂
*laughs in premium*
*laughs in ad block*
@@bachri7721 same
Mark: * does anything remotely successful in a game *
Mark: *I AM A GOD!*
“What kind of farm has this kind of technology??”
Farms that have goats on stilts
Mark: *chooses Clownfish* "I love it."
Clownfish: "ÅKK!"
Mark: "...I hate it."
I was laughing at that part for so long. It's still funny to me lol
@@starfish3182 I know bro, I'm still laughing
Mark only has 2 moods
"I'M A GOD" and
"I'm so dumb, I'm so bad at this"
Video games
Poor guy!
That's 3
Wow these are some interesting replies. Thanks bots, very cool!
@@cosmoblender yea.... 😅
Mark: “I have standards!”
-2 seconds later: 15 -> 65 coins 😂
Mark talking about wanting to fall mouth first on a bee makes me think of his strange "smash" on Beedrill.
"It seems like it's gonna get real difficult real quick"
Famous last words, Mark
E
Walking is Markimoo's specialty after this :)
Hello jellal I see you everywhere
U should start a battle between OWO
Hi again.
mark: "hey im on youtube heres an ad right now"
ad: *appears*
the little kid inside me: "woaaaaah"
This happened to me too and I went back to check if it was real and it was!
FACTS AND IM STILL SHOCKED
Saaaaaame
I’m amazed at his power
Had the same reaction when it happened
Mark made a pun and didn't even notice
"I see I see"
"Icy Icy"
cmon mark
Mark: here’s an ad right now
TH-cam : you don’t get the satisfaction of perfect timing
this was actually a really wholesome video. i really like when he just finds a mobile game and is like “yeah let’s do this!”
Especially when the mobile game is good
Mark: "I love it. I love it. I love it."
*picks Clownfish*
**Clownfish makes juicy sounds**
Mark: "I hate it. I hate it. I hate it."
"juicy sounds" thanks I hate it
juicy yum yum 😋
**GUCCHK**
What the fu-
Me falling asleep to random videos playing: hears mark say here’s an ad now
~an ad actually plays~
My eyes: *open as fast as possible thinking mark is a genius*
Mark: This isn’t that bad
(Snowman exists)
Mark: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME!?!?!
Imma be honest I feel like at this point I could watch mark play anything
After the goose game I completely agree with you
Definitely
Ey etg pfp nice
I already do... And i love every minute of it too 😂
The only game ive found hard to watch was the douchebag games
I love how Lixian and Rachel created their own ads for this video
Stashecoin
StacheCoin
Who is Rachel?
@@cuddle_slut one of Mark’s editors. She also edited for Mark and Ethan’s Unus Annus channel/vids.
I think it’s lixian, Rachel, Marcus (I think).
Did you recognize the add that said it couldn't be played?
Mark: "Here's an ad!"
An ad actually plays
Me: Could this be the work of Mark's stand ability?
Jolyne what are you doing here
Could be…
Mark: Here’s an ad!!
Video: *plays State Farm theme*
Me: *shocked pikachu face*
Like a good neighbour State Farm is there
@@helengrace7401 nation wide is on ur side
"It's getting more difficult, and I'm getting a lot more stupid..."
Story of my life Mark.
Same 😔
Mark: I love him
“Barf sound “
Mark : I hate him
1 minute later
Mark: I love him again
Treadine Lightly the Clown Clownfish
That's mark
So, you watched the video too eh?
Get
Mark rules!
This is actually so cute and wonderful to have Mark play a simple mobile game and have a great time alongside playing VII.I.AGE. The duality of man, in the best way
marks little "hehee'' at 19:17 is killing me LMAOOO
Mark: "I'm going to do a video where I put an ad every possible moment as an experiment"
**cackles in ad blocker**
*joins the cackling with yt premium*
*cries with standard youtube on mobile*
@@LoneShootinStar me too :(
@@Skelefinn614 Dudes... get like adblock browser or summat.
@@kirkat2635 cackles in yt premium gang
"No I don't want Lenny" That hurt man
Yikes, your name is unironically Lenny? I'm so sorry
Aww you poor boy
O O F my man
rdr2
Ouchie
*Mark on the winter level* Everytime Garfield dies: “MĒŒ-“ *respawns* “ME-“ respawns” that part got me very time I swear I could not stop watching it
can someone please deep fry markiplier saying "MY TAINT!"
Markiplier: here’s an ad right now *clap*
TH-cam premium members: I don’t think so
We have ascended even further beyond
adblock squad: we will pretend we do not exist
🤣🤣👏🏾
Yes. *raises hand*
Me me me me,
I don't feel left out now,
or anybody with adblock
*has 15 coins* “i’d never watch an ad for more coins”
*returns with 65 coins*
"i would never do that"
You can only see it for a second, but he tried to watch an ad the ad failed to load, and awarded him the coins. GG
Mark: "Here's an ad right now!"
*laughs in TH-cam Premium*
Same but it’s sad that the people that have TH-cam premium are getting bashed in the comments
Mark: “Here’s an ad right now!”
Video: *Doesn't play ad*
Me: How dare you
I was somehow actually annoyed 😂
Mark: I'm not a massochist
Also Mark: my mouth is ready to receive the bee
Wow I love your profile pic bro!
the unus annus references give me life again
Can you put time stamps for them?
@@angstyburrito8071 9:13 is the one in this video
they make me happy wherever I see them.
Looked through the comments to find someone who noticed it too
I never actually watched any of those videos. Even though I knew of them while they were going…
I legit rewinded to 15:20 like 5 times cause the noise the clown fish made
2:40
YES
THE COIN OF THE STACHE
Not gonna lie, I forgot TH-cam had ads until Mark went on his rant lmao
hey unus annus fan, do you think 9:14 was a reference?
@@shadyhooker907 oh, it definitely was. I noticed that too.
Not a
@@shadyhooker907 it was the perfect time to say brother
I know right?
This is Mark increasing his god complex
more like masochist complex
Did you mean his genius brain?
14:05 “My mouth is ready. My mouth is ready, my bee buddy” -Markiplier, 2021
the unfathomable hubris at 17:42, declaring himself so much of a jumping expert only to fail instantly when it said 'jump over the SECOND cliff"
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: "As long as I don't mind a little brain damage, I'll be okay"
Oh
@Muscleman8562 ok
ive seen your comments like 3 times today
@Stefan Bajic All we need is for Eef to come forwards and talk about his time on Unus Annus with Mark.
@Muscleman8562
but nobody asked
Bottom text
Eventually Amy is gonna be like, 'So I keep hearing about you being a local single...?'
It was edited to protect the privacy of the real people.
Oooooh snap!
I didn't think anyone else spotted that, genius move, lol
To which he could reply "So you're interested...?".
"This is where my grundle gets ripped in twain"
*Crotch Chainsaw has entered the chat*
When mark said “here’s a ad right now” and a ad starts I shit myself literally
the end of each level where all the other characters hip-hip-hurray you is the most adorable shit ive seen all day
Nice Amity profile pic!
Also I agree. It's real cute.
@@owenparris7490
Thank you!! i might have to change it because of the new episode tho heh
@@grayskyee No SpOiLErS!
@@owenparris7490
my lips are zipped, but its a great episode lol
Mark: I'm not gonna watch an ad! I have standards!
*coins go from 15 to 65*
Great maths my dood
When he said "here's an ad right now" it actually worked
yes,we know, that's because youtubers who are monetized can place ads at any point in the video that they choose,
Markiplier: here is an ad right now
Me who has an adblocker: confuse checking*
Mark: I am not a masochist
Also mark: tries to eat a bee
@Puppet Siddiqi just bite and swallow
@Puppet Siddiqi Be fancy and remove the stinger, then drink the poison from the stinger, then eat the bee.
Okay, I snorted. You got me
"Here's an ad right now" me using an ad blocker, the awkwardness was real lmao
Well I don't use adblockers to (trick my brain to) feel supportive to them content creators lol
I have ad blockers on my computer just not my phone-
There was no ad
Lol I got an ad right when he said that lucky u
@@williamlevison9966 same
“Here’s an ad right now”
- *Doesn’t get an ad*
Me : Wait, I forgot that I got TH-cam Premium lmao
Same
hi donu
That one ad they made for the *deleted channel* got to my heart a little
"this ad cannot be played"
F
ME TOO
I don't know why but it hurt to see
Wait what?
@@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395 It's nothing important to those who don't know.
He actually teased us with the black and white ad. Now I miss Unus Annus all over again.
Memento Mori
i got a chik fil a ad for ceaser salad. unnus annus?????!!!??????
I got a facebook ad lmao
momento mori
@@hubagerencseri706 I know right?! I hate them. They are sooooo annoying.
I love these one-offs so much, they're just short, funny and I get to see a silly game that i might like ^_^
I absolutely love this era of Mark where he plays mobile games and calls out for its stupidity
Mark: “Here’s an ad right now”
Ad: *appears*
Me: (gasp) *magic*
“HERE’S AN AD RIGHT NOW!” *ad starts playing* *me dying of laughter for the next 20 minutes knowing it wasn’t that funny but can’t stop now*
It do be like that 😂
I skipped an ad at the same time as I read this... same exact part of the video too.
I didn't get an ad☹️
Idk if that's a good or bad thing lol
@@amarianachapman9725 hmm i got an ad
how old are you to find that funny? jeez
Mark: Here's an AD!
*AD PLAYS RIGHT AWAY*
Me: *Confused Silence*
Something about Mark saying "We're getting into some advanced stuff here." And then instantly face-planting just rubs me the right way.
“Here’s an ad right now!”
I never thought I would be disappointed to not get an ad.
Same, I didn't get one either
I did
I actually got one lol.
Same.
I got it right on cue
“What kind of farm has a cobblestone path on a fan?!” Asks the goat on stilts
I like how the little fish smiles when he reaches a checkpoint
I like that you make side videos apart from your main series like the Resident Evil right now, because I usually want to binge watch all the stuff later, and meanwhile I can enjoy your regular awesome videos
Mark: “Heres an ad rn” *slap* *video continues*
@Summer Arcand-Auigbelle Lol i also got one
@Summer Arcand-Auigbelle Nah I got an ad too. it was even an ad for ad block
@Summer Arcand-Auigbelle I got a dominos add
@@mannygunderson4653 same
@Summer Arcand-Auigbelle I got one, and then went immediately to the comments to see if anyone else got one!
Mark having a love hate relationship with the fish is just his brain debating whether he should love the craziness or hate the stupidness
Wow-
@@SP1D3RSF4NGSit's a left brain, right brain moment
Video game
Yes
Both. Both is good
AN AD CAME UP DOWN THE BOTTOM EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT WOULD
This game actually looked extremely awesome. I think you should play more of this game so that I can laugh when you get into ridiculously hilarious situations and somehow survive.
*Me:* Has flashbacks of Mark playing _Getting Over It_
I'm probably sounding like a bot by saying yes at this point but....
yes
Well he was a heck of a lot more cheerful here
*the one who shall not be named*
Oh lawd . . .
Lol I immediately had flashbacks of him playing QWOP all those years ago because this is legit just like that game lol. Totally forgot about that game
I legit died when he said "here's an ad now" and the ad played
Same
That'd make an interesting obituary...
"Andrew Viljoen died this day, laughing to death because Markiplier played an ad after a rant about too many ads. He died happy. He will be missed."
Do humans know that mark can put and ad whenever he wants with editing
@@Willon yes we know that it's just it's an unexpected surprise and we enjoyed that ngl
The all ad video has yet to come out in 2024
0:03
“You ever walk? Good. Great.”
Someone who uses a wheelchair: 🥲
Right as Mark said “Hey, here’s an ad right now,” I received an Ad for the Conjuring. I have never felt more scared in my life.
He controls where the ads go
I got one about veggie burgers lmao
Mine was about quickbooks lmaooo
I got a Call Of duty ad
I had an upbeat ad of webnote
I didn’t think I would actually get an ad when said he said “here’s an ad right now” but I did but the people with premium get to live life wonderfully
Or adblocker...
We did got an ad .. LMAO
I didnt
Or yknow.. people skipping to the end then restart the vid for mobile
Mark: are those... beets??
(Starts destroying the field)
2:55 MARK TALK YO SHIT BRO 🗣😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Hey Bill, what noise are we gonna use for the clown fish?!" *Bill chokes on his water and coughs up mucus*
Like that one Pokémon that looks like any small child while they cough
Weebs stink weebs stink
@@rahmat4848 …context?
@@theillusionist1494 Weebs are nothing but 16 year old babies
@@rahmat4848 How is that relevant in any way
The ad transition was probably the only time i’m ever happy to completely watch an ad
I got no ad ☹️
SAMEEE
I got the ad
I KNOW, I'M SITTING HERE LIKE "WHAT!?"
I got it. It was PERFECT, I laughed so hard.
Markiplier: “i would never watch an add for more coins!”
Me: *watches 15 coins turn to 65 in under 30 seconds*
He thought i was a fool and didnt have my ad blocker enabled
“Here’s an ad right now!”
*laughs in TH-cam Premium*
🤣🤣🤣🤣ikr
*laughs in Brave browser*
Laughs in TH-cam Vanced
Fu ck i literally just commented this before reading comments
*laughs in adblocker*
everytime i think he's forgotten, he reminds us
You talking about #### ##### ? The black and white background?
@@JingleShoes probably just mark
@@Mckennen don't know what that means I'll take your word for it
@@JingleShoes oh I watched more of the video and I think he was talking about u#### a#### I was wrong
@@JingleShoes unas annus
"Here's an ad right now!"
My ad blocker: "No, I don't think I will"
I can't wait for the video that's just completely full of ads. I'll watch the whole thing, not just because I want to, but because Mark deserves the ad revenue for the great videos he makes.
"I am a genius who just walks around."
- the first hominid to become bipedal
Mark: I'm going to put an ad at every possible moment just to do a test
Also Mark: Makes 10 million from 1 video with a thousand ads
"Heres an ad right now"
thats the first time ad blocker has been a bad thing for me
"here's an ad right now"
your power is ineffective against my extensions
Lol
Is it possible to learn this power?
Markiplier: says he’ll never watch any ads for more coins
Me and everyone else: Notices he has +50 more coins after
P.S holy crap thanks for all the likes
😂😂😂😂
Yeah that was the joke dude -_-
I scrolled down the comments just to find someone who's seen it.
@@dashing3608 Seen the Reference to Unus Annus?
Or something else?
@@Bl1ndGuardian666 did you even read the comment