Fateful Findings - Ending

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ค. 2016
  • Neil Breen is the best there ever was and this ending is the best ending there ever was. Masterful.
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  • @hing420
    @hing420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    This entire scene is basically a visual representation of an essay that was written the night before the due date.

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I’ve written better last minute essays than this.

    • @connieo.8400
      @connieo.8400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂

    • @jonathanwpressman
      @jonathanwpressman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah and still got a C

    • @joe7923
      @joe7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really? I got A's..then again this scene is a masterpiece, so perhaps you have a point.

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop personally attacking me 😹

  • @PredatorianStyl
    @PredatorianStyl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2486

    "What I found will shock you..."
    *People applauding*

    • @HuntsCraft
      @HuntsCraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Number 6 will shock you!

    • @snitchbstudios
      @snitchbstudios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That line is iconic.

    • @MeanT241985
      @MeanT241985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      **cameras applauding**

    • @manjittoor9208
      @manjittoor9208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shocked and applaud

    • @MrPlow-jc4cr
      @MrPlow-jc4cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the world"
      *Polite applause*

  • @footofjuniper8212
    @footofjuniper8212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    President of the Bank, I can't believe you committed suicide! I can NOT believe you committed suicide! How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide? I can't pull you out of this one!

    • @Canukles
      @Canukles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Tenderfoot Prepper I can't bail you out this time buddy...

    • @bhgj8931
      @bhgj8931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I stile can't pull you out of this one

    • @themayqueen666
      @themayqueen666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gooobaii!!

    • @TheLivi3
      @TheLivi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant..😫😫🤣🤣

    • @pahlevymu
      @pahlevymu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh hi mark!

  • @MrRaymangouw
    @MrRaymangouw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    So, two guys committed suicide on stage and the press conference just continued?

    • @landonruth2374
      @landonruth2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      No one can stop Neil Breen

    • @Maksie0
      @Maksie0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I think the President of the Bank just shot himself in the jaw to be honest. Probably still bleeding out while all the other stuff's going on.

    • @FlyingOverTr0ut
      @FlyingOverTr0ut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And a sniper got shot. Yes.

    • @confusedcossack2885
      @confusedcossack2885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      More like why is everyone dying *and no one in the audience gives a shit*

    • @OneHellOfASandwich
      @OneHellOfASandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bud Dwyer whooooooo?

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    I AM STEPPING DOWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE BANK.

    • @luffysfourthgearandeightga5240
      @luffysfourthgearandeightga5240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Scott Baldwin I'm stepping down as president of cookies. like wtf

    • @serenek623
      @serenek623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Give that guy some credit. I couldn't write dialogue like this even if I tried.

    • @grt002
      @grt002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I thought it was satire at first, and then realized it’s for real...

    • @khayyamaurelius912
      @khayyamaurelius912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      goobye

    • @kyrkosekaterinaris1328
      @kyrkosekaterinaris1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh no, he just shot himself! Quick, let's take him to the hospital On Guerrero Street!

  • @vandangerousinc7001
    @vandangerousinc7001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    0:48 I love how all the guilty politicians are just like "Oh yeah, he got us; props to him" and then commit suicide a few seconds later.

    • @MattJay.
      @MattJay. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yeah it’s like Scooby Doo, except with suicide.

    • @SaiyanofLegend1993
      @SaiyanofLegend1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      And I'm just here amused by the fact that few, if any at all, politicians and/or businessmen/women would say things like this, even in the face of such allegations. They fight the allegations, try to overturn them, and just go on as they ever did most of the time.

    • @MattJay.
      @MattJay. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@SaiyanofLegend1993 it’s possible that Neil’s character was mind controlling them, that’s maybe what that thing in his hand does so they don’t have control over what they’re saying but lord knows if this is even mentioned in the movie 🤣

    • @SaiyanofLegend1993
      @SaiyanofLegend1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Matty Sounds like something a "HoLiEr ThAn ThOu" Neil Breen protag would do. Dude's made himself some sort of space alien, artificial intelligence from the future, a military superstar, a psychic hacker and god knows what else. It's a possibility that in this movie as a psychic hacker he can manipulate minds as well as hack, but Neil Breen stories are better known for their cruddy acting, effects, and the amusement brought from them rather than their coherence so it probably isn't even mentioned if that is indeed the case.

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like they stand in a tribunal before god. They are waaaay to candid 🤣

  • @raspberrymilkshake5782
    @raspberrymilkshake5782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    I love how when somebody kills themselves, Breen just smiles. An unforgiving, uncaring, ignorant smile.

    • @JaeClassic
      @JaeClassic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Breen is a justful, uncaring god.

    • @davidfelter417
      @davidfelter417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Ignorant? Nah, he knew what he was doing.

    • @wettau
      @wettau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@davidfelter417 LOL How can anyone watch a Neil Breen movie and come to the conclusion that he knew that he was doing is beyond me. Yes, it's just a movie.

    • @jayndavis3814
      @jayndavis3814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he also just blankly stares at the dead body towards the end and just ignores it

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      2:02-2:07 LMAO

  • @Names_buck
    @Names_buck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    ok the black insurance guy's suicide shows that he's trying to hold back laughter

    • @Introverder
      @Introverder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Yea, I thought the same - that he is fucking trying not to laugh.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      That's not a suicide. He's just enjoying some candy.

    • @morganpetts9608
      @morganpetts9608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      he has nothing in his hand it's amazing

    • @themayqueen666
      @themayqueen666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I want those pills. They work so fast. 😲

    • @TheLivi3
      @TheLivi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😫🤣

  • @steamgamer6296
    @steamgamer6296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    You know when the leak is really damn serious when the president of the bank resigns.

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    As a lifelong customer of The Bank, I am glad our current President Of The Bank is honest and not committing fraudulent activities against mankind.

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Love how unspecific the accusations are

    • @kev3d
      @kev3d ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Who do you bank with?"
      "The Bank"
      "Oh yeah, I heard they were caught up in a scandal a few years back. What was that all about?"
      "It was shocking and amazing."

    • @kirilcherry7612
      @kirilcherry7612 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kev3d Yet i still cant believe you committed suicide, how could u have committed suicide... i cant get u outa this one goodbye my friend

    • @SoCalDreaming87
      @SoCalDreaming87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The factual documents were shared with the public. And the supporting documents. It shocked everyone.

  • @amelooloo
    @amelooloo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    i like how we never learn what crimes they’ve commited

    • @SaiyanofLegend1993
      @SaiyanofLegend1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Just like we'll never learn what's on those files

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fraud, corruption, secrets only Neil Breen knows…

    • @MattJay.
      @MattJay. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      What’s on those files is the truth!

    • @HopeIsntDead
      @HopeIsntDead ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They all stole a pen from a bank back when they were kids. Truly unforgivable

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Greed” 🤣

  • @thejedisonic67
    @thejedisonic67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    But who's gonna be the new president of The Bank?

    • @pj1789
      @pj1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Neil Breen

    • @maxeisenhardt8800
      @maxeisenhardt8800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      It was going to be Johnny, but unfortunately, he commited suicide after Lisa cheated on him. Hopefully, Neil will find a way to revive him.

    • @Pr0jectFM
      @Pr0jectFM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Max Eisenhardt Is that what his promotion was?

    • @someone20ify
      @someone20ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheJediSonic what's so wrong with the phrase president of the bank? I don't get it.

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@someone20ify There's more than one bank, and they have names.

  • @GlassbrainZ
    @GlassbrainZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    After they all killed themselves, Neil Breen's "files" ended up just being some jpegs of Krystal from Star Fox.

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glassbrain lol

    • @makosimp5022
      @makosimp5022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Krystal in a nine form

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Its called HENTAI and it's ART."

    • @patrickgogan3517
      @patrickgogan3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's all the evidence I need.

  • @herpydepth3849
    @herpydepth3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    I really love how the crowd is just like “YOOO LETS GO!” whenever literally anything happens

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It’s like every sitcom nowadays.
      *random person I’ve never heard of walks on screen*
      Audience: *cheers*

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@deviantsemicolon618 Nowadays? You must have missed the 70s and 80s. They were constantly cheering and laughing no matter how unfunny the jokes were.

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "You should be scared!"
      [thunderous applaus]

    • @workshopcarmanualsuk
      @workshopcarmanualsuk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      man but this movie is like this?the shooting i mean,its really real? what the hell is with the background there?it looks like a 1930 movie when they discovered the camera!

    • @workshopcarmanualsuk
      @workshopcarmanualsuk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and above all the acting is worse than ever!

  • @jstohler
    @jstohler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "I and other insurance companies are about to be indicted." -- Bob the Insurance Company

  • @Caedusea
    @Caedusea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    Neil Breen is so powerful he can kill 7 people and make cameras clap and no one even bats an eye

  • @EnvoyOfFabulousness
    @EnvoyOfFabulousness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Maybe the assassin would have succeeded if he didn't pick the loudest bush in the world to sneak through.

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chris Hansen too bad he didn't

    • @MeanT241985
      @MeanT241985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who shot him tho?? lol

    • @zedoctor3724
      @zedoctor3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@MeanT241985 I read on Wikipedia that apparently Neil Breen "used his psychic powers" to kill him. But the editing is so terrible I don't even know what happened.

    • @methman8731
      @methman8731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@zedoctor3724 what are you talking about this is the best editing in the world

    • @CraftySouthpaw
      @CraftySouthpaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@zedoctor3724 I think Neil used his "psychic powers" to either reverse the bullet back at him or cause the gun to backfire.
      I question whether Neil himself even knows though. 🤣

  • @brandons6167
    @brandons6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I like how he smiles warm-heartedly at a suicide as if he's watching two cute puppies tussling.

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣wtf was he thinking

    • @wow1574
      @wow1574 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      like he was watching a plate of spinach fall off some documents

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's just happy to see justice (his justice) being served.

  • @GeorgeBack02
    @GeorgeBack02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    “They now know my crimes.” *randomly has gun on hand* “I resign today as president of the bank. Goodbye” *kills himself in public while everyone continues speaking*

    • @lindaeasley5606
      @lindaeasley5606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And applauding .Tough crowd

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody is pretty chill with all the corpses on stage patiently waiting for the next one to shoot himself lol🤣

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're at least decent enough to show remorse 😅

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "I...and other insurance companies..."

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I think the president of the bank was just firing a warning shot.

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He was just summoning his Persona.

  • @azadjalali1359
    @azadjalali1359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    When I saw this with my friends I had just eaten super spicy wings. I laughed so hard I got really bad reflux and couldn't sleep all night. It was so bad I thought I was dying. As I sat on that toilet with a jug of milk in hand, all I could think was that Neil fucking Breen's directing was going to be the end of me.

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      So much for his speech not hurting any innocent people.

    • @TheLivi3
      @TheLivi3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😫😫🤣🤣😫

    • @Julie-ox1ez
      @Julie-ox1ez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Is it bad that i laughed so hard i cried at this comment

    • @julianbell9161
      @julianbell9161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And he would have had a big ol smile on his face if you did croak

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You should sue him. not for almost killing you but for making terrible movies.

  • @supleted
    @supleted 7 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    2:10 "My releasing of these files today will not endanger any innocent person."
    I'm not sure about the innocent actors who played in this film and could never find a job again.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Actors"... right. The entire cast would fail auditions to do porn.

    • @ThrashMetallix
      @ThrashMetallix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "I'm hungry... I can't _wait_ for dinner."

    • @addimbantuwe9406
      @addimbantuwe9406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tbf they’re all probably either his mates or porn actors

    • @jackmclean4120
      @jackmclean4120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If Derek Savage can get Vivica A. Fox, Neil Breen can get actors.

  • @lurkydurkie3970
    @lurkydurkie3970 7 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Roses are red, These memes are very dank, I am now resigning as president of The Bank

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      TheLurkingGrovyle75 Roses are red, In France there are Mimes,
      I'm afraid of going to prison
      They now know my crimes

    • @Fuckyourselfgoogle
      @Fuckyourselfgoogle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Roses are red,
      why would you commit suicide,
      I can't believe you committed suicide
      I can't believe you committed suicide

    • @thirtythreeflavors
      @thirtythreeflavors 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheLurkingGrovyle75 i see what you did there mark.

    • @moviemaster8510
      @moviemaster8510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Roses are red
      My favorite Pokémon is Lopunny
      Money, payoffs, and greed
      Were always the priority of my company.

    • @Vishnu_Karthik
      @Vishnu_Karthik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COMMITTED SUICIDE

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    You can tell the actors tried not to have the guns too close to their faces, in case Breen accidentally used real loaded guns.

    • @banacek8675
      @banacek8675 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The guns are indeed real keltec 9mm pistols.

    • @lkrnpk
      @lkrnpk ปีที่แล้ว

      Breen ''and then you shoot yourself you corrupt motherfucker!''
      Actor "but... I'm just an actor... and the gun is not loaded, right?''
      Breen (smiles) ''sure, president of the Bank, it's all ok, sleepy time soon, sleepy sleepy''

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were just trying to summon their personas.

    • @harrychittenden4457
      @harrychittenden4457 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Breen doesn't have the same budget as Alec Baldwin

  • @Iyana
    @Iyana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I love the quick jumpcuts after each gunshot

    • @starviper1646
      @starviper1646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's what we call extreme budget saving.

  • @biofriik
    @biofriik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "Money, payoffs and greed... Were always the priority of my company, like many companies."
    (thunderous applause)

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They're happy to finally hear an honest businessman talk.
      Honest and self-aware, too;
      how often do you see that combination?

  • @Iyana
    @Iyana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    The President of the Bank took his job so passionately
    R.I.P

  • @Mineav
    @Mineav 7 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    I think I've learned every suicide method. Thank you, Neil Breen!

    • @Stuurminator
      @Stuurminator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      - Shooting
      - Hanging
      - Shooting (alt)
      - Carbon monoxide
      - Pills
      - Slit wrists
      - Shooting (expert mode)
      That's right, he got them all.

    • @childericking
      @childericking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No, he missed jumping out of a window and jumping in front of a train/ car.

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fernando Alamón how could he forget that

    • @grt002
      @grt002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He missed dying from watching the movie

    • @uuuueber
      @uuuueber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm surprised no one put their head in an oven

  • @evanhale8203
    @evanhale8203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    You will be shocked and amazed at the non-specific corruption

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Non-specific corruption, non-specific bank... I think I'm seeing a pattern here.

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort ปีที่แล้ว +8

      non-specific files and documents that's been hacked

  • @dnlswan
    @dnlswan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    this felt like an eternity.

  • @genericname34
    @genericname34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Imagine being a starving actor, get this speaking role in a feature film, just to say “president of the bank”

    • @Autopsy6
      @Autopsy6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not just the bank, but THE Bank.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welp, this film just kills their career before it even gets started

    • @dougfisher2060
      @dougfisher2060 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that is Oscar worthy.

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actors can't afford to be picky when they're short on cash; you go and look up any roles that pay well.

  • @MelloTreezTV
    @MelloTreezTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    And then the nonchalant look he had on his face after someone sniped the sniper lol

    • @stgeorge28
      @stgeorge28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      これらのナット who shot the sniper? Another Neil Breen super power?

  • @MelloTreezTV
    @MelloTreezTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I didn't know there was a President of The Bank..

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Not Wells Fargo or Citibank, THE Bank.

    • @youtaughtmehowtolive
      @youtaughtmehowtolive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It just goes to show how fraudulent and deceptive they are!

    • @Names_buck
      @Names_buck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      これらのナット yeah dude get edumacated.

    • @Maksie0
      @Maksie0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not anymore

    • @Mana-xd2tp
      @Mana-xd2tp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rothschild

  • @irotinmyskin
    @irotinmyskin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    the tension, the drama, the weight of their decisions, the political intrigue, the climatic ending. it's too much to handle. neil breen is an outstanding filmmaker

  • @torrent02
    @torrent02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I like how the insurance guy eats the pills like they're skittles

    • @RTukka
      @RTukka ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like how they didn't even show the pills in his hand. It makes it seem like he just took, like, two pills, if that. Dude's just going to wake up in 15 minutes.

    • @kentonsam4264
      @kentonsam4264 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably Mike and Ikes.

    • @TheBBQify
      @TheBBQify ปีที่แล้ว +27

      best part is him barely holding it together

    • @Muted152
      @Muted152 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And they work instantly.

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Real human Breen
    And a Neil Hero

    • @BeneyGesserit
      @BeneyGesserit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very poetic. 👍

    • @dogonright5981
      @dogonright5981 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Underrated comment 😂

  • @GIGANTUSful
    @GIGANTUSful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    3:50 when you realize that your acting career has just died thanks to Neil Breen

  • @chimarielucie
    @chimarielucie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Guy commits suicide
    Neil Breen: ☺️

    • @zelda_smile
      @zelda_smile ปีที่แล้ว +2

      neil breen is a ruthless dictator

  • @ThrashMetallix
    @ThrashMetallix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "... It will scare you. But you should be scared. Because it is the truth."
    *_EXCITED CHEERING_*

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Somebody put Neil in charge of a Scare-Straight programme.

  • @GabzitoHD
    @GabzitoHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:48 *"yeah he's right we should probably kill ourselves on the spot"*

    • @Cuasimodo2372
      @Cuasimodo2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      GabzitoHD goid thing i brought by gun

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I think we can all agree that we should just die”
      Everybody nods in agreement. What a nonchalant, stoic attitude 😂🤣

  • @mallan6277
    @mallan6277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "The people who elected me deserve someone who cares about them and the country." I'll take Things No Politician Would Ever Actually Say for $100, Alex.

  • @Driv3rMadness
    @Driv3rMadness ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I unironically love two additional things aside from all the masterful observations everyone has done:
    1) How the background image has more quality than Breen and the characters in the foreground.
    2) That TH-cam has a "suicide" warning for watchers for the Jim scene, which wasn't even suicide, but doesn't have one for this epic ending which was Breen smiling at every suicide he knows through his psychic powers everyone is commiting.
    Better than the ending of Chaplin's The Great Dictator (1940).

  • @artmoss6889
    @artmoss6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This movie makes it clear that corporations really ARE people. Thank you, director of the film!

    • @dgilbertson10
      @dgilbertson10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The director was also the producer, caterer, makeup, and the star, among others

  • @rangelancer3776
    @rangelancer3776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    so, an assasin pops out of bushes, nobody notices, sniper gets shot by invisible man, neil sees, does nothing and continues........WHAT?

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      To be fair, that's still less insane than Teddy Roosevelt, who ACTUALLY got shot before a speech, and decided that since he was still alive, it probably wasn't serious, and he just gave his speech anyway.

    • @muzicalassassin2901
      @muzicalassassin2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @RANGELANCER Apparently on Wikipedia, Neil “used his psychic powers to kill the assassin”

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@muzicalassassin2901 Apparently his psychic powers go "BANG!"

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toonbat the sniper shot and Neil Breen curved the bullet back at him.

    • @toonbat
      @toonbat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@charlescalthrop2535 I think the bullet steered course by its own accord, as it could not bring itself to kill something as pure and good as Breen.

  • @Randomturtletalk101
    @Randomturtletalk101 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I can't believe that not only was he able to get the files, but the supporting documents, supporting truths, and even the *FACTUAL* documents??! He truly is a man of the people and an absolute wizard of technology. Now the public has all the truths. Incredible

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah... well...😂 for a guy who majored in Computer Science, he really can't touch a laptop without wrecking them.
      😂

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He got the most secret government secrets!

  • @tewks4458
    @tewks4458 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "money, payoffs, and greed, were always the priority of my company, like many companies"
    *light applause*

  • @raminybhatti5740
    @raminybhatti5740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Neil's understanding of the world's political and business institutions is amazingly horrible. 😂

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      As if corruption is a secret, and corrupt politicians would resign after being caught.

    • @MattJay.
      @MattJay. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Not as amazingly horrible as his understanding of the many different suicide methods available

    • @soapbox187
      @soapbox187 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You observation skills are very astute.

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea this movie exposes how little he knows. It’s hilarious

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MattJay. he also thinks that breaking as many laptops as possible will add to the drama. Lol. He used every cheesy strategy in this movie

  • @squilliamfancyson5313
    @squilliamfancyson5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Neil Breen is on a whole other level. The moment you think you got him figured out, he blasts your ass with otherworldly knowledge and coded insight.

  • @Thelionpaladin
    @Thelionpaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I fucking love the President of the Bank meme but let's not forget the guy who claims to be a human insurance company.

  • @Reupload-Kanal-Von-Lukas-Heil
    @Reupload-Kanal-Von-Lukas-Heil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Best 6 minutes of the film history in the last 100 years

  • @user-ci4zq6zt3t
    @user-ci4zq6zt3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:46 damn that kicked in hella fast

  • @Bhatt_Hole
    @Bhatt_Hole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This man is not deserving of such mockery and ridicule in these comments. He is the perfect storm of bad filmmaking. He should be praised. Who else has such perfect symmetry of complete incompetence in ALL areas needed to produce a film? Some, suck at writing. Some, suck on the production side of things. Some, have very rough skills, but have put together an interesting concept. Some, have great production skills but tired and/or just plain bad ideas. The fabulous Mr. Breen is a horse of a different color, who manages to fail in every aspect of making a film, and that is a rare and wonderful thing. He puts himself in his films, yet can't act. Can't direct, yet does. Writes scripts at the level of a pre-teen (with a mild learning disability). He even edits and credits himself as the musical director. And somehow, manages to suck brilliantly at everything he touches. Cmon, that takes effort. You can't simply suck that hard by chance. There are mysterious powers at play here.

    • @abundantYOUniverse
      @abundantYOUniverse ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He even shows these in theaters and signs autographs!

    • @dogonright5981
      @dogonright5981 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pre-teen? You mean pre-Breen?

    • @scottnoth54
      @scottnoth54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What if he's trolling us?

  • @ambskater97
    @ambskater97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    0:38 *What This Hacker Discovered Will Shock You!*

    • @matthewiler7094
      @matthewiler7094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MasterBerry Exactly what I thought when I heard that.

    • @Landfish100
      @Landfish100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Senators and Presidents of the Banks hate him

    • @Howlingd0g
      @Howlingd0g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You won’t believe #4! Click here!!

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *polite clap*

  • @oisinstack6812
    @oisinstack6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Neil Breen: I've got files
    The government: I guess I'll die then

  • @JerseyNYC83
    @JerseyNYC83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Who the hell get a ovation for admitting to a federal crime? 😂

  • @cf9368
    @cf9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    I love the stalinist nature of this sequence: everybody is a greedy capitalist saboteur and goes on record to denounce themselves before committing suicide.

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This isn’t Stalin.
      If anything, these people look like they did it under their own free will. Stalin would’ve threatened to kill their families if they didn’t confess and commit suicide.

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @Mana-xd2tp
      @Mana-xd2tp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Neil Breen is a Nazbol

    • @korubi_eCSTatic
      @korubi_eCSTatic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn in another comment I speculated that making a movie about the French Revolution would be right up his alley wrt his politics but actually your comment is taking my mind in a new direction

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Based then

  • @finlaystanley8910
    @finlaystanley8910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I resigned today as President Of The Bank.
    Which bank?
    Your bank.
    Which is my bank?
    The bank that you bank with.
    Yeah and what's that called?
    It's one of the major banks Sir.

    • @thezec
      @thezec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finlay Stanley “monies”

    • @TheStapleGunKid
      @TheStapleGunKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, maybe it actually is named "The Bank", like the rock group "The Band."

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But dad, aren't some of those banks?

  • @nowindgofly8933
    @nowindgofly8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    a truly hearthbreaking scene. So atmospheric, and absolutely brilliantly acted. I will never accept why this scene alone wasn't nominated for at least 6 Oscars.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Gotta love how Neil Breen couldn't even be bothered to come up with a fake name for "the bank."

  • @laurisaarinen1126
    @laurisaarinen1126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I just love how accurately Neil described all these crimes... and injustices

  • @dapperparraper860
    @dapperparraper860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Why is the audience so calm about people walking up and shooting themselves in the head one by one. On top of that no one noticed the gun fire of the assassin getting assassinated except for the guy giving the speech like what?

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t even mind it. Just looked at tit like it’s a mundane occurrence and continued his speech.😄🤣

  • @hughjassole2268
    @hughjassole2268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Neil needs to become the senator and the President of The Bank

  • @mmsL125
    @mmsL125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Neil’s either clueless or the worlds greatest troll and I can’t tell which

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he’s just clueless.

    • @chrissavage5298
      @chrissavage5298 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If he was a troll, I'd have so much friggin respect.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he’s both

    • @oneiroagent
      @oneiroagent ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deviantsemicolon618 I think so too, although if you look at his interview he seems so normal it's uncanny.

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I vote for clueless.

  • @dsfddsgh
    @dsfddsgh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how in this movie Neil looks 25 years older then his childhood friend. LOL

    • @akosszilagyi2656
      @akosszilagyi2656 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're being too generous to him with that 25. It looked like 30+ to me.

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akosszilagyi2656 Well i was trying to be nice. 🤣

  • @mitchellking3593
    @mitchellking3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I know we all get this but I have to say it: nobody even bothered to see what the "files" and "supporting documents" were before deciding to kill themselves? He could've just bluffed and saved himself all the energy of "hacking into secret information."

  • @vee__7
    @vee__7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Say what you want about the quality of the filmmaking, but let's be fair.. Who has the balls to end their movie with a 6 minute suicide montage?

    • @redspiralray2880
      @redspiralray2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Quentin Tarantino?

    • @dlobelow760
      @dlobelow760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@redspiralray2880 I wouldn't put it past him

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Balls? Isn't it just straight-up lack of talent and skill , combined with extreme ignorance, in a not-too bright individual who has endless motivation to make films?

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Bhatt_Hole Get a sense of humor, Rocky Dennis.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tommy Wiseau?

  • @georgemoose3919
    @georgemoose3919 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You know maybe if you're going to have all these corrupt politicians kill themselves at the end of your movie, maybe it would be better not to make them out to be more sympathetic characters than the main one at the end.

    • @Carsonj13
      @Carsonj13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "These people must be PUNISHED... And ELIMINATED...*IMMEDIATELY!*

  • @jamesfatness
    @jamesfatness 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That carbon monoxide suicide was too much

    • @starwarsfool
      @starwarsfool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @YSV Rao lmao I didn't even catch that! You're totally right lmao 😂😂

    • @gzz8551
      @gzz8551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No tube from the tailpipe necessary

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gzz8551 exactly

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Money, Payoffs, and Greed were always the priority of my company."
    I love how he includes "Money" in that shameful list, as if there's something unusual or immoral about a company wanting to make money.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It shows how Neil's political narrative is one the level of a 15 year old who just learned his first lesson on politics and thinks just wanting to make money is evil

    • @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331
      @feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What was Neil expecting to be paid in for these movies?

    • @deviantsemicolon618
      @deviantsemicolon618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@totalwartimelapses6359 hey!
      I was politically aware when I was 15(which was last year). I didn’t think that way.
      We young people may be more progressive, but we’re not communists.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deviantsemicolon618
      Well good but that's not what I implied
      In western terms yeah "rich man bad" translates to being a lefty but it's a general feeling a lot of young people all across the world get when looking at overly successful people
      I did so for a brief period of time, where I looked at how much money movie stars and football players make and thought it was unfair

    • @iloveass8851
      @iloveass8851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Neil doesn't have a moral system. In fact, he doesn't give a shit about anything in this entire movie. He's just heard terms like "money", "greed", "corporate", "fraud" and "corruption" and puts them all together in a incoherent mess to make himself seem like the ultimate hero.

  • @artalyse3786
    @artalyse3786 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ever.

  • @MaximumMadnessStixon
    @MaximumMadnessStixon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love the fact that one of the funniest movie scenes of all time could be described as a "Happy Suicide Montage."

  • @jofall91
    @jofall91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The most brilliant ending in all of cinema. The Godfather who?

  • @the13thdoctor89
    @the13thdoctor89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You now have all the truths!!!

    • @Thanquol180
      @Thanquol180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The 13th Doctor the real truths!

    • @MrBank325
      @MrBank325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanquol180 The really real truths!

    • @devintariel3769
      @devintariel3769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How many Truths??

    • @kyrkosekaterinaris1328
      @kyrkosekaterinaris1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The truths are out there.

    • @Andrea1542
      @Andrea1542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The truthiest truths ever to have truthed.

  • @hanspeterpitsch
    @hanspeterpitsch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I always thought Chaplins speech in the great dictator was amazing, but this is on a whole other level

  • @nicholaspaul924
    @nicholaspaul924 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how not one ACTUAL secret was revealed in the script

  • @Geforce2187
    @Geforce2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:50 trying not to laugh

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can’t believe that Breen ended this film this way. I canNOT believe that he ended it this way. How could he have done that?
    And so on.

  • @Cant.Take.It.Anymore
    @Cant.Take.It.Anymore ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wish we had a real Neil Breen to save us from government corruption, and no more books.

  • @ConnorDoubleYou
    @ConnorDoubleYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I truly admire how naive Breen is. Like, he thinks if all this corruption was suddenly known to the public, there would actually be any consequences. We already pretty much know how terrible things are, and we just continue to go about our day 😄

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh, we have an idea, but we don't know any specifics.

    • @zeriel9148
      @zeriel9148 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Yes we do, there have been multiple releases like the Panama Papers with details and nothing happens.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zeriel9148 yeah, that's what I mean when I say idea.

    • @stray_dog3960
      @stray_dog3960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fightingmedialounge519 Adrenochrome

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stray_dog3960 ok...

  • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
    @zonesquestiloveunderworld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lmao the way the sound effects just cut off instantly is the cherry on top of this flawless cinematic achievement.

  • @BSbuster06
    @BSbuster06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Truly, the face of the revolution we need in these dark times.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has such charisma. Boundless, a real human Breen

    • @oneiroagent
      @oneiroagent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Joecbg100 and a real hero...

  • @mr.c1913
    @mr.c1913 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I've been hacking into government and corporate systems all over the country"
    round of applause for absolutely no reason
    Perfection.

  • @ea.fitz216
    @ea.fitz216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:35 Breen is actually an amazing director; look here, he skilfully incorporates the use of a notorious directorial technique known as the 'Kubrick Stare', devised by Stanley Kubrick to display the point at which a character is at the peak of their derangement. Truly amazing directing!

  • @futurewerewolf2198
    @futurewerewolf2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm literally crying, this is so beautiful. top this disney...

  • @becorky
    @becorky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy really hates corporations

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @d his views are basically everyone in higher positions are liars and cheaters

    • @SlasherIncorporated
      @SlasherIncorporated 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sponish0 Basically, yeah. And he'd love to be able to take them down.
      I feel like this movie is more or less Neil's fantasy. Dylan is who Neil wishes he could actually be.

    • @KToll5784
      @KToll5784 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JohnnyNadaPfizer moment

  • @badbabybear1
    @badbabybear1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is like the arguments you have in your head while in the shower.

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Neil Breen is a God

  • @ericdavison8939
    @ericdavison8939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like how he never goes into detail about these supposed "government secrets"

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Those secret government secrets! ☝🏻

  • @HughMann-cg2dy
    @HughMann-cg2dy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    3:49 at least he died with a smile on his face, as he slowly softly lowered himself onto the steering wheel.

  • @MrcreeperDXD777
    @MrcreeperDXD777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    after some consideration, i agree. this IS one of the movies of all time

  • @Nouvertne25
    @Nouvertne25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    What was the actual truth? He just kept saying he knew the truth--but what was it?

    • @ashtonwhitaker5625
      @ashtonwhitaker5625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The truth is the truth, but I won't actually say the truth because you can't handle the truth!

    • @lilo7741
      @lilo7741 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashtonwhitaker5625 mAn I died reading your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The truth is shocking and amazing

  • @mikea6710
    @mikea6710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I cried in the ending, one of the few movy endings that led me to tears, the other was shank redemsion

  • @EddieTheHorrorAddict
    @EddieTheHorrorAddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “I’m afraid of getting my cheeks clapped in prison”

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Writer, director, visionary...plus actor"

  • @akosszilagyi2656
    @akosszilagyi2656 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When the politicians just started shooting themselves right then and there, and he just kept talking like nothing happened, i lost it. Even the "crowd" was cheering him on. As far as bad movies go, this one takes the cake for me.

  • @Nomadic_Budgie
    @Nomadic_Budgie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Neil Breen: 46th President of the United States.
    *#BreenNewDeal*

    • @barbi445
      @barbi445 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @confusedcossack2885
    @confusedcossack2885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I think this movie is 10/10 but my only problem is is that in moments like 1:28 the background clearly shows the sun is on the left but the sun is shining on the right side of his face. Can someone please explain how this is happened? I have spent hours on how this could be possible but I have come to no conclusion.

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, because THAT'S the biggest problem with this movie. ;-)

    • @Akkise
      @Akkise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Neil Breen hacked the sun.

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It’s just genius film making. Seriously, how about you try making the sun appear from two different angles. I bet you couldn’t.

    • @tomohawkcloud
      @tomohawkcloud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Neil breen has the budget to move the sun to different directions.

    • @curious_puspin_cat
      @curious_puspin_cat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      there are two sun in neil breen's world...

  • @BradleytheDavis
    @BradleytheDavis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

  • @carlosquinones7560
    @carlosquinones7560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how the cameras are the only ones applauding.