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- This guy seriously can't spell
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Originally Streamed 9-Mar-2018 through 25-Jul-2019:
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0:00 - Intro
1:20 - The Brain Game
9:15 - IQ Test
17:37 - Monkey Drive Math
18:25 - Bus Driver Math
19:28 - World Countries Quiz
22:08 - Another IQ Test
23:16 - Brain Age Test
25:19 - Am I Dumb? Test
32:08 - Which Force of Nature do you Connect With?
42:32 - Which Spongebob Character are you?
46:59 - NES Music Quiz
59:04 - 16 Bit Music Quiz
1:23:26 - Geek Mind Extra
1:50:35 - Character Alignment Test
1:58:26 - Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
2:04:00 - Reaction Time Test
2:11:45 - Family Feud
2:33:47 - Lemonade Stand
2:39:28 - Personality Test
3:10:12 - Ink Blot Test
3:15:15 - Run 2
3:18:51 - Bloxorz
3:21:26 - Papa's Bakeria
RIP Flash, you will be missed - เกม
SMARTER THAN *6%* OF THE POPULATION
"Fuck this intelligence shit"
-Jeremy Elbertson, 2019
Smarter than 6% of the population of what?
1) USA
2) Planet Earth
3) The galaxy
4) The state of Texas
5) Twitch chat
@@user-jh5dq9vc1v people named Jeremy
Holy shit he got sooo many wrong
How did he only get like 8 right? Seems like he should of had at least 12-15 right or am I also dumb?
jerma getting a high intelligence score on the IQ test and then immediately playing a game called monkey drive math is very on brand
yeah
“I HAVE THE DISEASE WHERE YOU CANT DO MATH”
discalcula is a real thing idk if he has it
jerma has the dumb
american education system-itis
@@grebe2332 Jerma is Count Discalcula now. Immortal vampire with OCD, ADHD and dyscalculia powers. Legends say that the best way to defeat him is to scatter a few coins on the ground in front of him, and then he, overcome with greed, will begin to pick up and count each coin for many hours, until dawn comes.
@Chig Bungus jerma would be one of them if he could shake his crippling addiction to gambling
"michelangelo, leonardo da vinci they're all dead I REMAIN"
I was expecting a "I AM THE GOLDEN GOD" at the end. Jerma reminds me so much of Dennis.
Psycho streamer MURDERS famous artists and/or turtles MICHELANGELO and LEONARDO DICAPRIO with DARTS
I like how he said da Vinci like it was a third person lmao
@@KKwinner123 I never noticed that lol
I was listening to that part in my car and for some reason the bass was super loud, i dont think he even hit the table
This guy seriously LIED about playing Ace Attorney
"I'm gonna s‐t‐a‐r‐t A‐c‐e A‐t‐t‐o‐r‐n‐e‐y t‐o‐m‐o‐r‐r‐o‐w."
time stamp: 1:29:00
also, some games jerma enjoyed:
Smash TV
zombies ate my neighbours
turtles in time ON SNES
altered beast
gunstar heroes
globglogabgalab
startropics
@@khajiithadwares2263 actually i think its the one at 2:31:00
U didn't play the last stand union city?!
Death
love how he refers to dyscalculia as "the DISEASE where you can't do math" and "like dyslexia for math"
isn't it pretty commonly referred to as being like dyslexia for math/numbers?
@@miranda.w22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
@@honeycoatedparadox ahhhh yeah okay i get what you mean now 🤣
I once played a color blindness test that really _was_ a screamer and I haven't trusted online IQ/aptitude test flash games since.
were you colorblind though
@@spacequeenexe6256 I don't know, it was a screamer
@@SpaceManRD But like, in what colors did you see the Screamer?
@@SpaceManRD is it the Exorcist face screamer?
I got fucking PTSD after these games
In the Family Feud part Jerma keeps spelling "Safety" as "Saftey" and he doesn't notice
I didn't even notice
i cant believe jerma didnt know what diner dash was, what a fake gamer
Brought me flashbacks to playing on an shitty computer in 2008. I played Diner Dash for hours straight
*Does 2 IQ tests*
“You can manage large companies!!”
*1 minute later*
“This game is called Monkey Drive”
I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?".
The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
@@easytiger6570thanks for telling him i didn't want to do it
11:55 you can hear him taking pictures haha (love his bits)
I didn't even notice that 😂 I kept seeing his clips on tiktok all the time and just HAD to actually go watch some of his stuff, he's so funny
@@KKwinner123 wait jerma is on tiktok?!
Streamer fakes beating Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
Not the JP version, so it wouldn't could anyways.
Didn't actually beat it, there are a few more levels you have to go through before beating it
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The only winning move is not to play.
45:43 might be my favorite jerma moment
Lmao was just about to comment the same thing
“I REMAIN”
It's time someone make 5 hours TH-cam expose video about this MEGALOMANIAC
yes
The sentences leading up to it I was like Omg is this the clip??? and holy shit it was im so giddy
i'm just going to call jerma "the willy wonka of twitch" from now on.
He's the Silly Zonka Wonka
I love when the Genesis sound chip just blasts him with noise.
the "GOD DAMN IT SPONGEBOB" had me on the FLOOR, thanks for putting that one in
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
I noticed that aswell, his total confusion makes it funnier
i wanted to scream at him so bad
"you are wise and give good advice"
"no"
the wisest of all is the man who knows he isnt.
I'd like to point out that at 1:30:25 that he's actually spelling Aladdin right, the game is spelling it wrong lol.
I think the space he keeps adding is what's fucking it up
“Offing yourself???” Was the funniest part to me 36:03
"Telephone is heavier than cheese" Words to live by
THERES FOOD IN THIS GAME I KNOW IT
*Duck Tales*
That was comedy
1:42:25 - Jerma's desperation to get Ninja Turtles to work had me DYING
Funniest part of the stream
@@pokepe12 pretty much
Jerma: *gets 6 correct and 585 points*
Jerma: “I got 60”
The part where he had to guess countries hurt me physically
Sweden isn't a country it's a meatball
It made me realize everything Americans say about their education system is actually true
The fact that he gave up when he got to Guatemala (the capital is literally called Guatemala city)
2:16:02 "Fish aren't animals" -Jeremy "sus guy" Elbertson
1:04:29 watching jerma be so confident at that one finally made me addicted to his streams
had to go through two entirely unrelated and VERY confident answers before he finally got to donkey kong
Him trying desperately to spell ninja turtles correctly is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen
1:44:31 the way he spells twilight lmfaoooooooooo i died
I thought thats how you spell it too 😭😭😭
"I'm as fast as a packet of data going from my computer to asia"
-Known megalomaniac and psychopath, jerma985
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
Did his mother talk about the Oreo vomit
Was there a glowing orb that made you peep the horror
I will forever refer to Jerma as "french neutral streamer" from now on.
fell asleep and woke up to this playing. even in my sleep jerma finds a way
of course jerma would spend hours on the "geek mind" test after failing iq test... and proceed to ace it
guy fieri saves the world
The fact that it says "to slow" instead of too slow amazes me
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
Bruh same 🤣 its hillarious
2:06:30 him comparing his reaction speed to the ping of a server is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
Its pretty funi, i exhale
That "Character Alignment Quiz" slithered straight outta the Hot Topic bargain bin huh?
Jerma gives Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby exactly as much respect as it deserves
36:00 “…camping trip, what would you probably spend most of your time doing?”
“Offing yourself” 😂
1:28:16
If only he knew what he would be doing so very soon.
Lmfaooo
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span"
... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
Imagine being a teacher, looking up from the essay you're grading and seeing that thumbnail staring at you. What a PSYCHO.
1:15:58 that foreshadowing
I love the irony of him getting Cox advertisements. That cracked me up.
nice VA-11 HALL-A pfp
is this the guy who beat Pooh's Home Run Challenge on one sitting first try blind on STREAM?
36:03 local streamer slips out that he is addicted to ZERKING OFF
Garbanzo beans fifty dollar donation on Twitch Street from a homeless person bit had me crying from laughter.
"fish aren't animals."
I like that the human torch isn’t separated into his body contents he’s just fire and human lol
The fact that he didn't notice the Kirby Super Star intro hurt my soul..
Absolutely DERANGED Streamer Tries to Prove He Is Smarter Than GOD
man the success sound in 16-bit music sounds so real and so much like a bloody phone. Gives me anxiety
Local chaotic neutral streamer forgets what Pac-Man is called LIVE ON STREAM
I love that the way you spelled it is how Jerma did
@@rashestpuppy7391that's cuz it's the way it's spelled.
I thought my pc was exploding when his firewall started sending alerts
Title:(Game highlights)
Video length: *well over three hours*
Me:*putting on my helmet* "WE'RE GOING TO HELL BOYS!! ENJOY THE RIDE!!"
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
I love "Guy Fieri vs The World: The Movie: The Videogame"
We should make Jerma play the lemonade game again and his net profit/loss gets subtracted from (or added to) the debt
1:57:54 Jerma knows awfully a lot about the lifestyle of a serial killer ... 😳😳😳😳
"I'll get every first-party nintendo property" - misses star fox immediately afterwards lmao
Imagine having an ad during Jerma’s ad so you have to come back to an ad from an ad
Sucks to suck ig
Boomer reminisces on the games of his youth, despite his failing memory.
Math dyslexia is dyscalculi Jerma.
When the ff6 music came on and he didn’t know it I flipped my shit
Thanks for the uploads :)
im listening to this while cleaning and i just have a crazy man randomly screaming and whispering meaningless numbers into my ears
Not only is he talented, but he's intelligent and has a great sense of humor as well. The best streamer.
the first game is almost exactly what they gave me for adhd testing 😭😭😭😭
“Does this make me a brain billionaire?”
-Jerma985
I'm already laughing and that's just from reading the comments while I wait for the ads to finish.
Is this the smartest streamer there ever was?
He will be once he erases all the others from history
You Won't Believe These Epic Gamers IQ's! Number 5 Will Shock You!
Breaking news! Man with extreme theatre kid energy picks The Confrontation from Les Miserables as the best song on a list!
Is this the streamer who was 70% static electricity ON STREAM???
2% blood. 20% piss. 70% electricity. 8% water. 100% monkey.
47:35 No one mentions it but Jerma's NES music quiz was actually fkn crazy with how knowledgeable he is on those 8bit tunes
11:55 the levels of bullshit, you can hear him take a photo
Ahahahah! Then the jumpscare to distract us 😂
41:30 "Jerma discovers Barnum staements"
2:06:15 jermaPog
Fish aren’t animals. Fish aren’t animals.
I REMAIN
you know it's good when it's 3 and a half hour highlights
Is this also the streamer who got RANSOMWARE AND preformed a VIRUS SCAN on STREAM???
"Serial killer is not a job... it's lifestyle"
-Some PSYCHO streamer
I kinda get why Jerma wouldn't know such an obscure game as Strider. It's really only well known within Capcom fans.
32:12 words to live by
I don't know why but i always play this exact stream when i sleep
Sick rig, but can it run Skyler?
"They haven't made a metroid game in like 10 years"
Well, that didn't age that well.
Oh shit this is the villain hair stream
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to SMASH that like button
His justification for finding Nemo not being on the list was "fish aren't animals" ._.
Watching this man misspell "Michael" but not 10 minutes later get "Globglogabgalab" perfectly right tells you a lot about his twisted mind
No matter how I'm feeling this guy can always make me laugh.
Don’t you just _love_ how the Geek Mind quiz both has you not be very specific, but then it makes you type the worst misspellings of well known game titles i’ve ever seen, like MegaMan instead of Mega Man, and Bomber Man instead of Bomberman (i believe only early Bomberman games use the separated words for the name.)
Also, _Alladin,_ seriously?
He actually slicked his hair back because his chat made fun of him, what a power move.
I don't know why, but that intro is always so funny to me
Jerma_forgets_Pokemon_wasnt_on_home_console_until_1999_~_2000_yet_still_calls_his_IQ_above_average.mp4
Now I want an animatic of Mrs. Puff doing the Teacher Noise