I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?". The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
@@miranda.g.22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
time stamp: 1:29:00 also, some games jerma enjoyed: Smash TV zombies ate my neighbours turtles in time ON SNES altered beast gunstar heroes globglogabgalab startropics
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span" ... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
Don’t you just _love_ how the Geek Mind quiz both has you not be very specific, but then it makes you type the worst misspellings of well known game titles i’ve ever seen, like MegaMan instead of Mega Man, and Bomber Man instead of Bomberman (i believe only early Bomberman games use the separated words for the name.) Also, _Alladin,_ seriously?
I love how the stuff he does during this stream gradually becomes less and less prestigious. He goes from IQ tests to "what X are you" tests to tests about video games to literally just playing video games.
I'm smarter than Jerma. I need him to know this so he can shut his mouth. You are not important. You are insignificant to my plan and will not be protected. You are still needed, though. Meet me behind the Dennis at 2:00am next Saturday. I have a job for you.
jerma getting a high intelligence score on the IQ test and then immediately playing a game called monkey drive math is very on brand
yeah
SMARTER THAN *6%* OF THE POPULATION
"Fuck this intelligence shit"
-Jeremy Elbertson, 2019
Smarter than 6% of the population of what?
1) USA
2) Planet Earth
3) The galaxy
4) The state of Texas
5) Twitch chat
@@Big_Sloppa people named Jeremy
Holy shit he got sooo many wrong
How did he only get like 8 right? Seems like he should of had at least 12-15 right or am I also dumb?
"michelangelo, leonardo da vinci they're all dead I REMAIN"
I was expecting a "I AM THE GOLDEN GOD" at the end. Jerma reminds me so much of Dennis.
Psycho streamer MURDERS famous artists and/or turtles MICHELANGELO and LEONARDO DICAPRIO with DARTS
I like how he said da Vinci like it was a third person lmao
@@KKwinner123 I never noticed that lol
I was listening to that part in my car and for some reason the bass was super loud, i dont think he even hit the table
I once played a color blindness test that really _was_ a screamer and I haven't trusted online IQ/aptitude test flash games since.
were you colorblind though
@@spacequeenexe6256 I don't know, it was a screamer
@@SpaceManRD But like, in what colors did you see the Screamer?
@@SpaceManRD is it the Exorcist face screamer?
I got fucking PTSD after these games
I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?".
The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
@@easytiger6570thanks for telling him i didn't want to do it
love how he refers to dyscalculia as "the DISEASE where you can't do math" and "like dyslexia for math"
isn't it pretty commonly referred to as being like dyslexia for math/numbers?
@@miranda.g.22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
@@honeycoatedparadox ahhhh yeah okay i get what you mean now 🤣
This guy seriously LIED about playing Ace Attorney
"I'm gonna s‐t‐a‐r‐t A‐c‐e A‐t‐t‐o‐r‐n‐e‐y t‐o‐m‐o‐r‐r‐o‐w."
time stamp: 1:29:00
also, some games jerma enjoyed:
Smash TV
zombies ate my neighbours
turtles in time ON SNES
altered beast
gunstar heroes
globglogabgalab
startropics
@@khajiithadwares2263 actually i think its the one at 2:31:00
U didn't play the last stand union city?!
Death
In the Family Feud part Jerma keeps spelling "Safety" as "Saftey" and he doesn't notice
I didn't even notice
I'd like to point out that at 1:30:25 that he's actually spelling Aladdin right, the game is spelling it wrong lol.
I think the space he keeps adding is what's fucking it up
11:55 you can hear him taking pictures haha (love his bits)
I didn't even notice that 😂 I kept seeing his clips on tiktok all the time and just HAD to actually go watch some of his stuff, he's so funny
@@KKwinner123 wait jerma is on tiktok?!
i cant believe jerma didnt know what diner dash was, what a fake gamer
Brought me flashbacks to playing on an shitty computer in 2008. I played Diner Dash for hours straight
*Does 2 IQ tests*
“You can manage large companies!!”
*1 minute later*
“This game is called Monkey Drive”
45:43 might be my favorite jerma moment
Lmao was just about to comment the same thing
“I REMAIN”
It's time someone make 5 hours TH-cam expose video about this MEGALOMANIAC
yes
The sentences leading up to it I was like Omg is this the clip??? and holy shit it was im so giddy
Streamer fakes beating Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
Not the JP version, so it wouldn't could anyways.
Didn't actually beat it, there are a few more levels you have to go through before beating it
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The only winning move is not to play.
i'm just going to call jerma "the willy wonka of twitch" from now on.
1:42:25 - Jerma's desperation to get Ninja Turtles to work had me DYING
Funniest part of the stream
@@pokepe12 pretty much
the "GOD DAMN IT SPONGEBOB" had me on the FLOOR, thanks for putting that one in
“Offing yourself???” Was the funniest part to me 36:03
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
I noticed that aswell, his total confusion makes it funnier
i wanted to scream at him so bad
"you are wise and give good advice"
"no"
the wisest of all is the man who knows he isnt.
I love when the Genesis sound chip just blasts him with noise.
1:04:29 watching jerma be so confident at that one finally made me addicted to his streams
had to go through two entirely unrelated and VERY confident answers before he finally got to donkey kong
Jerma: *gets 6 correct and 585 points*
Jerma: “I got 60”
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
Did his mother talk about the Oreo vomit
Was there a glowing orb that made you peep the horror
"Telephone is heavier than cheese" Words to live by
2:16:02 "Fish aren't animals" -Jeremy "sus guy" Elbertson
THERES FOOD IN THIS GAME I KNOW IT
*Duck Tales*
That was comedy
of course jerma would spend hours on the "geek mind" test after failing iq test... and proceed to ace it
The part where he had to guess countries hurt me physically
Sweden isn't a country it's a meatball
It made me realize everything Americans say about their education system is actually true
The fact that he gave up when he got to Guatemala (the capital is literally called Guatemala city)
Him trying desperately to spell ninja turtles correctly is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen
"I'm as fast as a packet of data going from my computer to asia"
-Known megalomaniac and psychopath, jerma985
fell asleep and woke up to this playing. even in my sleep jerma finds a way
Imagine being a teacher, looking up from the essay you're grading and seeing that thumbnail staring at you. What a PSYCHO.
The fact that it says "to slow" instead of too slow amazes me
1:44:31 the way he spells twilight lmfaoooooooooo i died
I thought thats how you spell it too 😭😭😭
1:28:16
If only he knew what he would be doing so very soon.
Lmfaooo
That "Character Alignment Quiz" slithered straight outta the Hot Topic bargain bin huh?
2:06:30 him comparing his reaction speed to the ping of a server is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
Its pretty funi, i exhale
I will forever refer to Jerma as "french neutral streamer" from now on.
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span"
... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
Boomer reminisces on the games of his youth, despite his failing memory.
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
47:35 No one mentions it but Jerma's NES music quiz was actually fkn crazy with how knowledgeable he is on those 8bit tunes
36:03 local streamer slips out that he is addicted to ZERKING OFF
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
Bruh same 🤣 its hillarious
Jerma gives Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby exactly as much respect as it deserves
guy fieri saves the world
1:15:58 that foreshadowing
1:57:50 Jerma describes being a serial killer as a lifestyle
is this the guy who beat Pooh's Home Run Challenge on one sitting first try blind on STREAM?
Garbanzo beans fifty dollar donation on Twitch Street from a homeless person bit had me crying from laughter.
Absolutely DERANGED Streamer Tries to Prove He Is Smarter Than GOD
I like that the human torch isn’t separated into his body contents he’s just fire and human lol
man the success sound in 16-bit music sounds so real and so much like a bloody phone. Gives me anxiety
32:12 words to live by
I love the irony of him getting Cox advertisements. That cracked me up.
nice VA-11 HALL-A pfp
"fish aren't animals."
Jerma_forgets_Pokemon_wasnt_on_home_console_until_1999_~_2000_yet_still_calls_his_IQ_above_average.mp4
I thought my pc was exploding when his firewall started sending alerts
"I'll get every first-party nintendo property" - misses star fox immediately afterwards lmao
36:00 “…camping trip, what would you probably spend most of your time doing?”
“Offing yourself” 😂
Local chaotic neutral streamer forgets what Pac-Man is called LIVE ON STREAM
I love that the way you spelled it is how Jerma did
@@rashestpuppy7391that's cuz it's the way it's spelled.
Title:(Game highlights)
Video length: *well over three hours*
Me:*putting on my helmet* "WE'RE GOING TO HELL BOYS!! ENJOY THE RIDE!!"
The fact that he didn't notice the Kirby Super Star intro hurt my soul..
We should make Jerma play the lemonade game again and his net profit/loss gets subtracted from (or added to) the debt
11:55 the levels of bullshit, you can hear him take a photo
Ahahahah! Then the jumpscare to distract us 😂
Is this the smartest streamer there ever was?
He will be once he erases all the others from history
You Won't Believe These Epic Gamers IQ's! Number 5 Will Shock You!
Math dyslexia is dyscalculi Jerma.
When the ff6 music came on and he didn’t know it I flipped my shit
Breaking news! Man with extreme theatre kid energy picks The Confrontation from Les Miserables as the best song on a list!
Imagine having an ad during Jerma’s ad so you have to come back to an ad from an ad
Sucks to suck ig
2% blood. 20% piss. 70% electricity. 8% water. 100% monkey.
I'm already laughing and that's just from reading the comments while I wait for the ads to finish.
Thanks for the uploads :)
“Does this make me a brain billionaire?”
-Jerma985
im listening to this while cleaning and i just have a crazy man randomly screaming and whispering meaningless numbers into my ears
Watching this man misspell "Michael" but not 10 minutes later get "Globglogabgalab" perfectly right tells you a lot about his twisted mind
41:30 "Jerma discovers Barnum staements"
2:06:15 jermaPog
I love "Guy Fieri vs The World: The Movie: The Videogame"
I kinda get why Jerma wouldn't know such an obscure game as Strider. It's really only well known within Capcom fans.
the first game is almost exactly what they gave me for adhd testing 😭😭😭😭
You know you're a great streamer when your _highlights_ from *ONE STREAM* are over three hours long
Thats some damn good streamin
It's from 3 streams
His justification for finding Nemo not being on the list was "fish aren't animals" ._.
"Serial killer is not a job... it's lifestyle"
-Some PSYCHO streamer
Fish aren’t animals. Fish aren’t animals.
you know it's good when it's 3 and a half hour highlights
I have ADHD, I'm 5'8 and my birthday is on the 22nd of september. This is not a joke.
I'm basically Jermas clone
You’re one of the 985?
you are literally him
Sick rig, but can it run Skyler?
45:50 why was that actually metal as fuck
I don't know why but i always play this exact stream when i sleep
Don’t you just _love_ how the Geek Mind quiz both has you not be very specific, but then it makes you type the worst misspellings of well known game titles i’ve ever seen, like MegaMan instead of Mega Man, and Bomber Man instead of Bomberman (i believe only early Bomberman games use the separated words for the name.)
Also, _Alladin,_ seriously?
Jerma's knowledge of old games is actually impressive :0
"They haven't made a metroid game in like 10 years"
Well, that didn't age that well.
I love how the stuff he does during this stream gradually becomes less and less prestigious. He goes from IQ tests to "what X are you" tests to tests about video games to literally just playing video games.
20:07 hearing Jerma say the country where my mom was born is surreal.
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to SMASH that like button
psychotic streamer threatens to strangle innocent chat member
I'm smarter than Jerma. I need him to know this so he can shut his mouth. You are not important. You are insignificant to my plan and will not be protected. You are still needed, though. Meet me behind the Dennis at 2:00am next Saturday. I have a job for you.
I REMAIN
Oh shit this is the villain hair stream