A story about the coward, Tito Ortiz...
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Chael Sonnen tells a story about Tito Ortiz on this episode of Beyond the Fight.
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"Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
"So there was a lion..."
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Lmao
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With a big efin Mane...
Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
Tito: “You go ahead and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie... Joke maker”
You, sir, are a man of culture.
I just referenced Pepper Brooks in a ko video , glad to see I’m not the only one watching Dodgeball still.
"Make your wine, it's already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine."
Chael is from Portland
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Chael: “Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
Tito: “This is the difference between class and no class.”
These honestly never get old
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Also Tito: "So here is the story of a lion and some jackals...."
Tell another jackal story
So I grabbed the wheel and said to my buddy Joel" Joel we can't get close "
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
Tito: "...Takes one to know one!"
@Kane Garvey
*KHKHKH*
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Deserve way more than 34 likes for this shit
Gold.
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tito: let me tell you a story about a lion...
“You know Tito, that question wasn’t meant to stump you” 😂
That made me burst out laughin
Harry D bro me too, I literally was almost crying trying to picture it in my head
I've seen cats and dogs that are smarter than Tito
XD
@@yetigriff cory and trevor are smarter than tito lol
Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?
Tito: No. You are.
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Hahahhahhaha
i know you are but what am i
Underrated comment
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"Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?"
"Im 34 years young"
This story has holes, Tito doesn't have buddies. Uncle Chael is nevertheless a classy guy.
😅 Good point
Tito payed him 5 grand to walk next to him
That was Titos camera guy next to him.
jorge1996 I want your autograph Jorge
I thought i had a hair in my phone screen
Imagine Tito's inner monologue when his face froze like he was staring at an SAT essay prompt: why *am* I in Portland?
That made me laugh
The Florida Man Of YT Comments he probably started that lion with Christopher Walker all over
"Let me...tell you...why you're in Portland..."
Maybe he has a very specific CTE that manifests itself every few months in him suddenly realizing he's back in Portland without any idea how or why he got there.
hahahahahaahahhahahaahahhaahahahaah
“The only person I know who used their mouth to make money was his ex wife”
"There was No actual Marriage"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"You’re a fucking punk dude”
@@danielpotts9622 Chael's smile after Tito said that was god damn perfect.
"That was a nasty line by me" 💀💀
"That was a nasty line by me"
Chael: “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland”
Tito: “you’re a punk dude”
HAHAHAHA
@Young Offenders compared to no class
Lol stumped by the Ol' Portland riddle!!
😂😂 best one
Chael: “What are you doing in Portland?” Tito: “Researching jackals.”
I wish I could like this more than once!
H J holy shit man hahahahahaha
Yess! Time for another jackal story
haha lol
HAHHAAHAHHA HAS AH IM DYING
“Tell me another jackal story”
Chael: 😴😴😴
Just so you know I was never in no marriage
“That was a nasty line by me”
"Bad guy for a reason"
"Bad girl" - Tito 'The Huntington Beach Philosopher' Ortiz
Im a simple man
I see uncle Chael trashing tito ortiz i click like
Followed by a quick search for the last presser when he took him straight to Dennys
Yup you are a simple man that's for sure
@Joe Sudz Nik is a real gangstar dont fuck with him he will hurt you with his words!
3:54 “if he got any closer I would’ve had no choice but to defend myself” Chael “I cant let you get close” Sonnen 😂😂
He was probably taught the fight starts once in arms length with agressive demeanor. And yeah guys get in close to try and sucker punch so it's fair game if you get in arms length under agressive circumstances your free game to get kod and other person can say they did not start it.
That’s exactly what I thought of when he said that lmao
😂
Only chael can verbally assault someone saying “hey Tito what are you doing in Portland?”
I offer u this 🤣🤣 thank god for the Internet cx
Everyone needs a “Joel” in their life like Chael has
Which Joel is that?
I still want to hear about the swimming race Joel got Chael into
I was in traffic with a buddy I wrestled and did jiu jitsu with and some car drove up beside us and was just starring into our car and say out loud 'wtf is he looking at?', next thing I know my buddy is opening the door 'lets go find out'. Grabbed him by his shirt pulled him back in lol.
Straight tf up!! But you also need a homie like Chael that says "lets not cuz now this is pre meditated" lol
@I offer u this This must be Joel... No your not hilarious
I can't help but laugh my ass off at the thought of someone saying "There's the pussy." and Chael looking up with a giant smile on his face. It's just a funny scene to think about.
You’ve got me chuckling now
I laughed thinking about it lol
Chael: 'Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland? '
Tito: 'i know you are, but what am I? '
"What are you doing in Portland?", that was a nasty line by Chael.
Tito never recovered
* Points down at himself, RVD-style *
That was nice ahhaha
Connor mcgregor wouldn't have thought of that
@I offer u this cant tell if ya trollin me chief
Tony Ferguson: "What's up, Tito?"
Tito: *shakes his head and has a mini-seizure*
Tony Ferguson: "Hold on, I'm talking brother"
You think do you the little 70 kg Ferguson is so scary to the heavy weights.
These Ferguson type of guy jokes are more retarted than the jokes about Chuck Norris ......
@@doctorboy5892 U think little 70kg Ferguson is scared of a heavy weight? #anklepick #werdum #humor
Dude id pick Tony beating Tito any day if Tony wants to he could move up to 205 anytime
Wobbly Duck imagine fighting at 100 lbs lighter than the World class bjj guy and telling him you’re going to ankle pick him. Tony is out there man lol.
The fact that chel admitted that he didnt try to get all tough and it caught him off guard... that makes me respect him more...I hate fake tough guys
That encounter was so dumb that it took Chael moments to realize that he was verbally assaulted lmao. He just greeted Tito with a small talk question and Tito's mind just blew up lmfaooo
Chael: why are you in Portland?
Tito: I’m a lion
Chael: ok great
Tito is just lucky he didn’t “get close” to the American Gangster.
I can't let you get close..........
No doubt! You don’t mess with Chael.
haha, you can't be this ignorant and not know that Tito choked Sonnen out in 2017 when Ortiz was way past his prime. Sonnen is a big talking water boy. Tito is a hall of famer.
@@blueeyedbull67 There's actually video evidence of Chael Sonnen tapping out Tito about a minute before.
@@AlexFeri9348 You're right, it's all a conspiracy. Tito was one of the greatest light heavyweight fighters of all time in MMA, fought against the UFC and Dana for better pay for fighters and is a hall of famer. Yet, Chael is the real man who never won a single title and was just a journeyman stepping stone his whole career. I do like to hear him spin a yarn though..a very good minstrel.
That shows your boy is your boy. No comment just the turning around to throw down for his friend. Lol. Good on him
Joel always came off as a knucklehead, but deep down you always knew he'd have Chaels back & this proved it. As much fun as people (myself included) would make of him, I bet he could actually throw down
Any friend that immediately offers to help fight Tito Ortiz and his buddy is a good friend to have.
“Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?”
“Reaching for those grapes.”
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA hes following that violin sound. U know cheese and wine.
I still to this day cannot figure out wtf he was talking about.
"Now, fortunately I asked him a question that made his mind explode." 😂💀
I lost it 😂😂😭
Tito is still scared of The American Gangster....
huh …… he called him a pussy to his face. did you watch the video?
johnnie Blaze yeah then walked off
@@johnnieblaze1312 it was also a 2 to 1 situation did YOU not watch the video? it took an extra set to have the balls to do that
johnnie Blaze video
Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much
Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
Tito: *Shakes head.* "Damn it, i am supposed to be in Dallas, TX. I was sure the sign said the flight was going to Dallas."
This made me lol
"Bro, I'm in Portland! Oregan, Portland."
wtf HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hilarious! Hahaha.
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Chael: “hey Tito ? what are you doing in Portland ?
Tito: aha , you might have won this battle but you will NOT win the war!
He would have said it the other way.... 🤣
@@ericryan7935 true lol
Aha, you might have won the war but the day is the battle where the jackal will drink sour wine.
@@youngdaffyduckthethird155 and the lion will finally hear his wine and violin cheese
andreas rasmussen once he’s a old 131 year old mature light heavyweight that trains 7 times a day, 6 times a month 5days an hour.
Chael: Hey Tito, what are you doing in Portland?
Tito: Just to be clear, I was never No marriage.
Second, because Chael is always first in our hearts
Is that code for anal?
It's amazing that the comment section of a fight-related podcast ended up being the most wholesome place on the internet
Nogueira Karát , Love to you all, have a blessed day
A Joel and Tito story in one. Can't get any better than that.
I’ve been wondering what old Joel was up to lately and now I know: He’s Chaels player 2 in a Portland based beat em up side scroller game IRL
@James Harrison Definitely he needs to make an appearance.
Although I disagree with Joel on 99% of what he says I respect that he is a crazy wrestler.
@@zeaferjones1404 Yeah everyone needs a crazy friend like that.
Who's joel I though he was saying yoel I was like someone's getting kod
Nobody ever accused Tito of being smart.
If you did he's so dumb he'd argue against you, lol
What an absolute legend Chael is, there's a real man for you
"Now its pre meditated and that's a completely different thing"
Chael knows the rules hahaha
"now its pre meditated" spoken like a man with a criminal record
D D Bad Guy Inc
Michael McDonald rules lol
If he was planning on murdering the guy...
wise man
why do people ignore that Chael defeated Jon by toe rip?
They don't! And Tito fukin Tapped.
Awakened Mind exactly and he destroyed Silva! Twice! Why do people ignore that?!
SwiftlessYT Vlogs he destroyed silva once, second fight admittedly he lost
B this is blasphemy
B incorrect. He never lost. Not even a round.
Chael: "Hey Tito. What are you doing in Portland?"
Tito: "That wine's already sounding like a violin...with that cheese and wine...ion know"
We'll see on November 26.
“What are you doing in Portland”
“So there’s lions and jackeles”
2 dislikes ?
Common Tito and "friend" let it goooo...
Lmao ahhahahah
The funniest thing is that it probably is Tito and his friend or Jenna
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184 now. Unbelievable. We underestimated Tito’s popularity. No one knew he had that many supporters or perhaps is it Tito himself with 184 accounts, we won’t know but that’s the only 2 possibilities out there and Im going to lean on Tito more with 184 accounts I can see him going back and forth logging in and out like the pro he is while cursing you are like a girl Chael. Note: not the first time he’s ever done this. That looks about way more real then him to have that many supporters as insane as both might sound.
Danny Williams oh yeah? 184?? You think he has the ability and the brain to create and remember 184 emails even if it was tito1234...184?? What makes you think he does it all by himself?? Nah uh. You totally underestimated him again my friend smh. He never gets the credit he deserves does he. Ever heard of get paid to do “various stuff” online? $$$ gets his work done. And you’ll know that’s a fact when you check the numbers gone up by tomorrow. Fact it ain’t no fan of his, it ain’t himself tito124...184..284.. as it’s would be his lucky day if he can remember his password to his only email on top of his head. could it be uncle Chael’s haters? 184 that quick and many?? So who is it and why?? Don’t underestimate Tito and how far he can go.
Chael is always so professional but he just can’t hide his disdain for the coward lol
I think Tito and Jones top Chael's shit list
Vikashar he despises them lol
Tito beat Chael in like 1 minute...
He isn't looking to run that back
Danny Thomas watch your mouth you harlot
@@tagootuesday6521 lol.... It's true....
I love chael's stores .... Tito kicked his ass...
He lost every big fight he has ever been in...
Chael : hey tito, what are you doing in portland?
Tito : YOUR'ER WELCOME
Lmaooo
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Lots of content to catch up on as well. But lookin forward to it as well. Never a dull moment listening to an intelligent breakdown or hearing the opinions and facts from such a credible standpoint. Wish I knew you had a channel when it came about. I just luckily stumbled on it after watching some old fights. Always been a favorite fighter of mine. It's cool to see the other side when you're not just talking to hype up a fight. I watch this show now every single day and go further and further back. Not one bad show yet.
This story is Chael Sonnen to the highest of levels
"Tito that wasn't meant as a trick question... that wasn't meant to stump you. What are you doing in Portland?"
God I love this man. Never change Chael Sonnen
This may be the best Chael Sonnen video EVER! Loved it
“I asked... Tito, what are you doing in Portland? And he started bumbling.”
Lmao, def sounds like Tito
Chael “to the highest of levels” Sonnen.
He said that when I was reading your comment 😂
Chael is such a class act. Love everything he says. Seems like a real dude. His class in the post tito fight conference was a great representation of his character.
This is among the best channels on TH-cam, period.
I like to imagine Tito and Chael at the old folks home still fighting and Tito still taps.
Tito don’t want that work with Uncle Chael in the streets
No way.
@Livyatan melliveli do people realise chael tapped against tito lol
Pin head only thing bigger then Tito’s head is his ego
rob mock that’s a fact
This buddy Joel is a friend every man needs. Respect fella
Love your stories, as well as your insight into the MMA world, Chael! BTW, I was very disappointed when you wound up in Anderson's triangle. You were kicking his ass the whole fight.
Ah, you finally found the kryptonite of Tito "The Wordsmith" Jameson.
Chael: "Hey tito what you doing in Portland?"
Tito: "oh shit oh fuck sorry chael get away from me."
Hahahahahahaha
"Hi, how are ya?"
"Fuck, man, you got me."
lmmfao
“I TRAIN, ACTUALLY SIX DAYS A WEEK. FIVE DAYS A WEEK I’LL TRAIN THREE DAYS A WEEK. ONE OF THOSE DAYS I’LL TRAIN TWO DAYS OF THE WEEK. SO, SIX DAYS A WEEK I’LL BE TRAINING.”
Lmao
Is that a legit quote? That might be one of the stupidest things I've read this week.
@Joe Sudz that's pretty fucking hilarious lol
Tito Ortiz is a true wordsmith
Don’t forget the ear pop at the end lol
The answer & manner of response to that last question is a perfect example of one of the many reasons Chael Sonnen is my all time favorite fighter!
Chael your interviews and comments are hysterical. Your awesome 👌
Tito’s mortal enemy is THE English language.
Tito: “How me question answer?”
I don’t like how he’s bashing Tito now but when Tito called him out his name he responded with a question. Granted he said he was mad cuz he took it but I would dial it down lol
It's hilarious that a 45 yr old pro athlete would say this on the street to another pro athlete who you made a ton of money with fighting in the past. No cameras, no hype, just a true eternally immature idiot saying that.
he is mortal enemy is also intelligence.
William except it’s not....
@JL-CptAtom he doesn't speak spanish though does he?
“Hey Tito what are you doing in Portland”
I can’t let you get close
Wrong guy 😂
this is easily the most immaculate chael video to drop
Mr Sonnen. Please write a book wit all your story`s!! I wil buy it for sure!!
1:17 Chael's impression of Tito speaking jackal language.
I hope mojahed takes this for his videos 😂😂😂
That old dude on the left looks like my grandmother, but sounds like Ringo.
He's an English boxing/MMA journalist called Gareth A Davies. One of the best in the business. He's covered combat sports for about 40 years and would be great on Rogan's podcast even though he's definitely got an old woman look about him.
@@bonkerzmonkerz112 thanks for educating that idiot. Very disrespectful to say that, about such a highly regarded journalist
Dude that was hilarious
hahaha
Crazy Chael. I'd love to train with him. I hear he's a great coach.
Love it. Said it before you're the man. Much respect. Ready to handle it right then and there. Screw Ortiz. Haha the end question had me laughing still while typing this. Awesome show you have, always looking forward to the next bit. Hell yeah!
Chael: "What are you doing in Portland?"
Tito: "Isn't this where oregano is made?"
Daniel Malek DAMN this is pretty funny too👍🏼😆👍🏼
Also, he pronounces it like the state, "Ora-GAHN-o"
I pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂😂
When tito said "ugh-mhhgguug-hgmpmmhphp" *I felt that*
Recycled from the Stipe Miocic video. How pathetic. I never thought i would catch one of you pathetic clout chasing weirdos in the act. Yet hear you are.
6:07 I've never seen chael laugh that hard before lmao
Uncle Chael has the best stories.
Chael has consistently fought the absolute best in the world, and has been willing to fight those fighters on extremely short notice, for example that time with Jon Jones where it would have been something like a few days notice, so NO ONE can call him a “p*ssy”!!!! Smh...
6:15 You heard it hear first. Chael only goes for married women
He's the James Bond we don't deserve
if you’ve ever heard Tito talking, his brain going into overdrive and explode after a simple question like that one isn’t hard to imagine
Your wit pure gold.
If anyone wanna hear some of Tito's poetry, look up Tito Ortiz: Wordsmith
Just watched it. That was hard to watch 😂😂😂 he just stumbles on his words. He doesn’t make any sense. 😂
I can't even watch that LOL I feel too bad for the guy
Oh my god hahaha
I just watched it and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. THANK YOU
Only one Chael Sonnen
I love when chael gets thrown a curveball he wasnt expecting. it only happens once or twice a year cause he sees everything else coming a mile away.
I hate how Chael makes it impossible to dislike him
Chael sonnen in my book is one of the top 5 GOATS !!! Fighting and top 2 with words. one of the best ever !
Thanks uncle Chael for the stories during quarantine. So glad I found this channel you can tell Chael really appreciates his fans.
Chael P, man I remember watching this guys interviews way back and thinking he's the most entertaining fighter I have ever seen outside of the ring and he still is!!
Love from England
Man. When that ball of Chael gets rolling he sure knows how to bring it back. What a class act he is
That last question was surprising enough to make Chael break character.
Uncle Chael made Tito verbally tap in under a minute... Still undefeated & undisputed to this day.
I love it when Chael talks about Tito ! :)
A rematch between Chael and Tito is up there with Khabib and Tony for me (that includes all the pre-fight pressers)
I would pay to see that fight. I really have gained so much respect for you.
Loved watching Chuck Drop that Fool
As mortal kombat once said, "FINISH HIM"
That last question caught Chael off guard to the highest of levels.
I know that exact feeling of someone saying some shit and it doesn't even register till later and then you are walking around pissed... WISHING you were focused and noticed the shit talk right when it happened
Chael: "hey Tito, whatcha doing in Portland?"
Tito: ".......I like turtles!"
"Verbally assaulted"
The American gangster missed out on a career in policing.
I’ve seen more Chael interviews than fights. This dude is like a less troubled Mike Tyson. Almost more intriguing as a personality than a fighter.
This guy is a champion 🏆 never been hit once ... never lost a round
Good answer on the final question.
Legend has it to this day the sound of Tito tapping reverberates through the streets of Portland. He was never the same after that...
See Jay Tito tapped out to the question “What are you doing in Portland?” No need for a trilogy, 2-0 for the bad guy.
@@jordanweller7485 undefeated. undisputed
He got PTSD from that question by Chael. Poor Tito.
Tito has CARPAL TUNNEL from tapping so much
Boy, no one can tell a story like Chael.
My word, that last question caught me off guard as it did Chael 😂😂
“Tito that wasn’t meant as a trick question…”🤣🤣