It’s fucking brutal, man, cringe max. It’s literally painful. And then it finally ends and Chael comes in with “maitre d at the Golden Corral” and I lost my shit. 😂
the best part of this is watching Paul Daley try not to laugh cause he doesnt want to insult Tito by picking sides but he cant help it......and they didnt even show that
2:04 , the moment tito says "mouth" chael has the look on his face like tito just put all his chips in the middle of the poker table and chael has ACES :-)
Man the look on Scott Coker... this man wanted to burst out laughing but he kept his cool and didn't show anything. Jon Sussler on the other hand couldn't hide his smile at allll. Nice display of professionalism.... This should go down in history as one of the most BRUTAL lines ever said in a press conference.
Chael is like a schoolyard bully, picks at your words and belittles you to get in your head but he doesn't believe it and is selling a fight, he is a loser foreal.
This is the most ive ever seen a fighter get into someone’s head. Also the funniest presser ever. Just another example of why chael is the greatest ever. Undefeated, Undisputed, never lost a round 🐐
and yet he still presented a story of a lion who was simulatenously atop a mountain and deep in the jungle, getting harassed by not only hyenas and jackals, but also mini lions
@@Salamitommy-d5m bisping was very controversial most had it for bisping i agree with the shogun fight but the filho fight filho weighed like 7 pounds over and was gassed after the first round
1:38 The fact that Chael called Tito out for faking that betting ticket and Tito had no response except to gulp in silence tells me maybe Chaell is correct.
Tito was broke by that point, which is what Chael pointed out in the press conference. Had his car repossessed and everything. So Chael called him out for lying and it was hilarious lol
The ex-wife line was great, but the snoring during Tito’s lion monologue was vicious lol. Made Tito look like such an ass, which admittedly isn’t hard to do, but still.
Lol dude sitting next to Tito is trying so hard not to laugh also “I’m going to hurt him I’m not going for submissions” then proceeds to win by submission 😂😂😂
Well , I used to like Chael . But that line about Tito's girl was indeed classless , but the proof is always in the pudding , and it was Tito that got his hand raised , he served Chael some humble pie with a side of crow .
"And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him, the jackals laugh at him, the hyenas laugh at him, they nip at his toes" *SNORING*
Chael doesn't interrupt Tito cuz he knows the worst someone can do to Tito is to let him talk
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Is it me or is it hard not to let Tito talk because you want to laugh? Tito never answered why he showed up to Oregon.
“Tell another jackal story.” 🤣
He embarrassed me on my birthday.
😂😂
I swear Tito's brain is just a bunch of shuffled notecards.
😂😂😂😂
Your post deserves more likes 👍
I’m a year late, but this should be top comment on every one of these videos because it’s so damn true lol.
Damn straight 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Most accurate comment on Tito Ortiz IN HISTORY!!
He's so low IQ he can't speak in the moment.
"those blue eyes are gonna be sparkling even more"
I wish someone talked to me the way Tito does
Those blue German eyes win over not just the ladies but apparently the men too 😅
“He embarrassed me on my birthday....” LMAOOOOO
🤣🤣
😭😭
😂😂
Lmaooo
Followed by “I’m gonna barass him on Saturday night”
Every time Tito opens his mouth I feel embarrassed.
It's like Askren talking Paul ATM...wtf is that about!? 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Usman vibes
Lmao... you try to talk bcs of me!
He's a lion in africa
It’s fucking brutal, man, cringe max. It’s literally painful. And then it finally ends and Chael comes in with “maitre d at the Golden Corral” and I lost my shit. 😂
You missed the best line off the whole press conference...”I wanna hear another Jackal story”
the best part of this is watching Paul Daley try not to laugh cause he doesnt want to insult Tito by picking sides but he cant help it......and they didnt even show that
@@jonmcmann6811 lol he couldn’t hold it in when Chael dropped the line about Tito’s ex wife.
Bruh I can't stop thinking Tito practicing that lion story for hundreds of times 🤣🤣
1:58 The genius here is that Chael knew exactly what Tito was going to say, he set that line up from the get go lmao
Chael's silence is more effective than a hundred words outta Tito 🤣
Tito can just talk and he'd roast himself
"Just to be correct with you there was no marriage" is an all time underrated line
Never no marriage* Tito's double negative means he actually said he was married to her
@@extraconsesame8251 lmfaoooo I'm sorry but tito is low key funny in a brand and Schaub way.. like he's funny when he's not trying to be
@@donnymoney4222 Brand and Schaub way
@@dengar_tenga4445his comment was low key funny in a Tito Ortiz way.
@@Mirrale the low keyness is off the charts!
I hate using the word "cringe" but god damn Tito...
"set a fire into my ass"
@@notgigachad5164 “finallly your lies are becoming truth huh buddy?”
😂😂😂😂
@@th-tl8fo those little blue eyes are gonna be sparkling even more man
@@th-tl8fo lol
I lost it when chael started snoring 😂😂
IKR hahaha, I like how the cameraman is laughing as well
Comedy is all about timing and while I don't like Chael, that timing was perfect. Also, I love ".......tell us another jakal story" 🤣
I thought the same too
@@ajaxlewis7664 yiu say you dont like Chael but he amuses you so deep down i think you do like him
@@jonmcmann6811 You might be right, I don't know, but you make me laugh, you make me laugh, you know? It's as simple as that really.
2:04 , the moment tito says "mouth" chael has the look on his face like tito just put all his chips in the middle of the poker table and chael has ACES :-)
"that was a nasty line from me 😁" proud of himself lmao legend.
never understood why Tito started narrating the jungle book 😂
From a movie called Poolhall Junkies. Good movie, Tito did a terrible job of quoting the movie. But Tito would struggle quoting a Family Circus comic.
2:04 You can already see Chael laughing on the inside, because he knows Tito walked right into it.
"Don't talk about your mom like that", should have been Ortiz's response for a quick counter jab
@BoredHub sorry bra best I could do
@@temporaryonesix Tito Ortiz 2.0
@@temporaryonesix I think that's good response, idk why it's elementary level
@@youknowicanwrite50lettersi9 My favorite part is where he gave an example of a better response lol
Ortiz is trying to sound inspirational, chael just being a fucking savage🤣
Tito's overly serious persona he put on was always so cringy
he even stole the McGregor's infamous "red panty night" and "you're gonna get paid because of me" and literally nobody noticed it
tito is a wordsmith in the wortse way.go look at the videos.tito the wordsmith.
Every time If I want to sleep I listen to his lion story
Man the look on Scott Coker... this man wanted to burst out laughing but he kept his cool and didn't show anything. Jon Sussler on the other hand couldn't hide his smile at allll. Nice display of professionalism.... This should go down in history as one of the most BRUTAL lines ever said in a press conference.
Tito speaking is equivalent to drinking orange juice right after you brush your teeth.
tell another jackal story
I love how Paul Daley is just dying in the background listening to the roasts, its almost as great as the video itself.
"Your chick actually had red panty night because your getting payed because of me." - Tito Ortiz 2017
Lol Tito is stealing lines from motivational videos, he seems like is acting badly for a movie role about a fighter.
Chael is like a schoolyard bully, picks at your words and belittles you to get in your head but he doesn't believe it and is selling a fight, he is a loser foreal.
Amir. H just thought I’d tell you 3 years later, you are indeed a loser
@@max-ii5jy good shit max
@@max-ii5jy bro you prolly used to get bitched as a kid stfu
also stole a line from McGregor lmao
You cut out the best part where Chael's like "Tell another Jackal story" with perfect timing.
Lmao chael sleeping he's funny asf
3:30
Heh
My favorite part of this is when Tito says Chael has pretty eyes
Tito wasnt wrong when he said "You never had never won a world title," he knows Uncle Chael had never lost a round
2:34 The guy next to Chael was like "Fuck'n hell mate, that was brutal!"
Paul Daley
He was having the time of his life,he was nearly in tears at one point 😂
Paul Daley is just out of shot, did you mean Scott Coker?
0:42 - 1:10 you can see Daly laughing so he’s probably talking about him.
2:28 for the biggest burn this year so far.
Can't wait to see Chael kick his ass
Scott Coker's face changed considerably
Aged well huh he got tapped out lil bitch 😂
@@JM-nw7jj tito tapped
@@JM-nw7jj Tito lost tho
0:19 "He's lit a fire in my ass" - Tito Ortiz
Tito really is a bad talker and it was even worse when he tried to get into it with Chael of all people 😂
Scott Coker’s face when Chael said the ex wife line was priceless 😂
Best zinger in MMA history🐐. I come back and watch this like once a yr and chuckle every time
This is the most ive ever seen a fighter get into someone’s head. Also the funniest presser ever. Just another example of why chael is the greatest ever. Undefeated, Undisputed, never lost a round 🐐
Paul Daley laughing at Chaels jokes lmao 😂
Chael is the funniest fighter, Tito is the secind funniest, but not on purpose
The crowd gave him a pity laugh after he called Sonnen a punk 😂
Tito calling chael a bad girl always cracks me up lmao
Words are hard for Tito
5:05 Tito staring him down like it's Michael Chandler.
"You hear that snoring nose? That's the snoring nose you're going to hear in the fight"
I literally have to skip when tito speaks because he makes me cringe so bad
He’s like the WWE 2K16 Career Cutscenes
chael killed him when he was talking about his ex lmaobut tito came back strong in the end
I agree!
This can't be a serious comment.
Chael reminds me of Owen Wilson sometimes.
ulises belmonte I see it lol
Nah bruh
Damn, I never thought of that...I’m seeing it. I like Chael more
Nah I'm with ya bro
So true.
4:05 lol he even gave him credit fpr that. I agree great set up.
Dear lord was he trying to tell the Christopher walken jackal and the lion monologue?
Horrendous attempt either way
Bet Tito stayed up all night practicing that lion story😂🤣
and yet he still presented a story of a lion who was simulatenously atop a mountain and deep in the jungle, getting harassed by not only hyenas and jackals, but also mini lions
I come back to this every few months lol
To be fair Tito got him with that “you’re not a legend you only run your mouth” line
@Daniel Deering Chael really had no response to that one, that was the only one Tito got
Well he beat shogun (former champ) bisping (former champ)
Filho (former champ) just off the top of my head.
@@Salamitommy-d5m bisping was very controversial most had it for bisping i agree with the shogun fight but the filho fight filho weighed like 7 pounds over and was gassed after the first round
1:38 The fact that Chael called Tito out for faking that betting ticket and Tito had no response except to gulp in silence tells me maybe Chaell is correct.
Tito was broke by that point, which is what Chael pointed out in the press conference. Had his car repossessed and everything. So Chael called him out for lying and it was hilarious lol
The ex-wife line was great, but the snoring during Tito’s lion monologue was vicious lol. Made Tito look like such an ass, which admittedly isn’t hard to do, but still.
Uncle Chael with one of the best lines of all time. Still undefeated
Look at Paul Daley, just having the time of his life.
I love how much he just stares at Chael
Geez this was 6 years ago feels like yesterday
Lol dude sitting next to Tito is trying so hard not to laugh also “I’m going to hurt him I’m not going for submissions” then proceeds to win by submission 😂😂😂
Well , I used to like Chael . But that line about Tito's girl was indeed classless , but the proof is always in the pudding , and it was Tito that got his hand raised , he served Chael some humble pie with a side of crow .
"Four letter words, come on Mr. class"
"And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him, the jackals laugh at him, the hyenas laugh at him, they nip at his toes"
*SNORING*
1:58 chael set the perfect trap 😂😂😂
"bad girl"
-tito
Lmao a 5 year old roast
"The F word? Come on Tito thats not classy" 🤣🤣
NOBODY embarrasses me on my birthday.
Chael was hilarious here, but when tito said "you've never won a word title" he got him there. I know that hurt chael
When he said he’s failed whenever it’s time to present that cut deeper than anything
I love Daleys reaction
The part when tito was saying a story of the lion king and chael fell asleep was hilarious i can imagine paul cracking up next to chael sonnen
Who is here after he won election in California?
American politics is a fucking joke. Government is cancelled
They just can't trade with him verbally.
What a set up...one of the best roast lines in any press conference...Ever! Thanks Tito LMFAO!
Daley cracking up next to chael is hilarious 😂
Jon and Scott did their best to remain professional. 😂😂
could not script a comedy mma press conference better than this. actually pissing myself and watching for the tenth time
When Chael started snoring i lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bald guy takin bout being the lionking with a mane
Tito seems like the kind of guy who ran with his hands flailing behind him when he was young talking about the zelzar ombiniverse.
1:20 died at Chael's reaction
He embarrassed me on my birthday 😂😂😂😂
"I've been in camp for 14 weeks every 6 days, every 2 days I'm in camp for 7 weeks, on day 3 I'm in camp for 12 weeks" - Tito Ortiz
3:09 Tito Ortiz sounding like Batman 😂to me
If this was a ufc audience Chael would’ve gotten a thunderous applause that would’ve made tito submit before the fight started
Like Chael is the GOAT, but Tito is absolutely presidential with his words.
Paul Daley was having the time of his life. Lmao.
Chael : "They don't call me bad guy for no reason "
Tito : " Bad Girl "
Paul Daley was like, "Damn I got a free ticket to an awesome comedy show."
Where is the "Jackal story" line?? That's literally the greatest line I've ever heard
Coker trying to look busy is gold
Tito getting verbally assaulted here 😂
Tito tapped!
“I’m not looking for a submission”. Then promptly immediately looks for a submission
tell another jackal story tito
Tito mocks Shammrock, years later, Chael mocks Tito. 😂
The way Tito says “lion with a big giant mane😈😈”lol
Someone called Chale the Deadpool of MMA, that’s the best description ever
The maitre d’ at Golden Corral, holy fuck 😂 I was dying.
🤣 5:09 even the reporter had some fun with Tito
Chael is so fucking funny 😭😭😭😭
Chael :" that was nasty line by me"
Ownership .
😂 Fuckin Chael knows how to keep Tito's fire goin! Hilarious 😂
The Chael snoring is epic 💤 😂
One of the best mma pressers
Those little blue eyes are going to be sparkling even more man ✨