9:37 as someone who owns homing pigeons, he sold it for the 22nd time because the pigeon is trained to fly back to the coop. So, the pigeon flew back to his coop every time he sold it. Edit: also yes people who own pigeons have a lot of them 0_0
That homing pigeon meme is funny because homing pigeons never forget where they're from and will always fly home. The joke is that he sold the pigeon then the pigeon flew back then he sold it again. The cycle repeats over and over
Tbh, that seems like every cringy and cheesy climax my brother and his friends use 😂 I said that here cuz I'm late to the party and no one will ever see my comment :/
2:19 is actually a reference to Total Drama Island Season 4, because the smartest character in that season is Cameron, who is also a dark-skinned bibi.
3:55- there's something actually kind of wholesome that the response to "mom's pissed, and not making dinner" (especially for a non-minor child) wasn't OMG, YOU DISOBEYED... it was "if that's what we're gonna do for supper..."
@@mikari.01 you fool, we've been in hiding all this time! Posting cringe and acting dumb, now to be as annoying as possible! (but what if I just... Didn't?)
“You can’t spell funeral without fun” Reminds me of when I was little me and my mom would always bring those small bottles of bubbles and hand them out to people to lighten the mood
4:24 I've seen that one on Ellen it actually says "eating carpet is strictly prohibited " in English and "eating on carpet is strictly prohibited" in Hindi. It's photoshopped here
@@polocatfan umm, buddy, if you actually read hindi,you can easily tell that the line wrotten above is ' eating on the carpet is absolutely not permitted'
4:34 I love how it's the English translation is the only weird one Above it is written that eating on the carpet is prohibited (in hindi)NOT SHITTING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:10 that sounded more ( gz ) Australian than English Edit: thank you for the likes 90 is 3 hours , crazy! Another edit : 100 likes? In 4 hours? B҉O҉I҉ u guys are nice
0:00 since what he said kinda rhymes, I thought of a little ditty. "I've just murdered my Mum, And I'm waiting for her to respawn, But I think I caused a bit to much harm, So now I gotta bury her in the yard."
9:45 can someone explain
The pigeon is homing, he comes back each time
@@etiennedlf1850 no, i mean "water purified with reverse osmosis" it's too sciencey for my smol brain to understand
It's basically just filtered water
@@grusome1 thank you smart science person
EmKay this is a comment change my mind.
Nobody:
Americans doing a British accent: *_*Australian*_*
I am american and I can do a good British voice
@@Z3N1TY0 I mean, I did say you couldn't...
Oh, what region tho? Cockney? Proper British? Manc? Scouse? Jordie? West Country?
I had a grat tym Arizona -^- the desert boi in Arizona
i think he meant the dialect
Ikr!??
I have just eliminated mum, and now an enemy squad is trying to knock down my door!
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* FBI OPEN UP!!!!ONE!!!
Ramp rush them
@R a i n i shall like this comment
@R a i n mwahahahahahaha
@R a i n it cant be undone
7:47 The worst part is that in the phrase “Ten Letters” there’s 10 letters.
The police are already on their way, you’ve spoken too much.
No
Not if you count the space a letter >:)
8 letters
@@AlpsBulky that isnt a letter
i love that most of the time he’s laughing at his own jokes
It makes me laugh
Lmao same
I mean usually you think your own jokes are funny, right?
It makes me laugh not even the jokes he does it
It makes me wonder if the jokes are scripted.
Please say "My namien is Damien" for the love of god.
He has on his other channel
@@grim9287 well he should again
@@grim9287 w h a t v I d e o b R O S k I?
th-cam.com/video/VIB8BmZggXA/w-d-xo.html
Hello_oly I am Tlo_oly
4:37
I am confused as the text above the sign ( which is the translation in Hindi ) means that eating on the floor is prohibited .
All of that is so wrong 😂😭💀
Aw God damn it wanted to eat with Rowdy the Rabbit
Probably edited
So I am confusion
Yeah, the English translation from Hindi was done wrong.
9:37
as someone who owns homing pigeons, he sold it for the 22nd time because the pigeon is trained to fly back to the coop. So, the pigeon flew back to his coop every time he sold it.
Edit: also yes people who own pigeons have a lot of them 0_0
Yes we get the joke.
Emmmmmmmmmm tasty pigeon
Somebody who owns homing pigeons lives near me, i can't count how many quid's i lost on sausage rolls there, and they don't even eat the GOOD part
@@cheeseconsumption1411 name checks out, i see
Have you tried selling them over and over?
Me: *checking dead bodies for loot*
Everyone else at the funeral: 👁 👄 👁
Why is there more than one body at the funera-
Nevermind
r/cursedcomments
Who did you put the cursed comments thing for the actual comment or someones reply
@@toasterhavingabath6980 No, I'm talking about Oioi's comment.
0️⃣💋0️⃣
0:40
Carrot pufferfish: “Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”
🐡 ėügh
Aeuegh
b l euhhhgrrrrrghfgfhghh puffer fish vs the eeaogh pufferfish
ēügh
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE
title:i can be your angle or your devil
me:can you be my right-angle please
I can be your 120° angle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I might be too acute ;)
paper clip
People call me mister perpendicular:[]
that was acute joke
Me: Hit’s zombie pigman while mining.
All other pigmans in 3 mile radius: 0:37
Dogs: 3:12
Piglins when i break 0,1 gold pixel
a nameless guy I just noticed. Thanks for info.
More like 0:42 it sounds more like a pigmen
Omg socks san
That homing pigeon meme is funny because homing pigeons never forget where they're from and will always fly home. The joke is that he sold the pigeon then the pigeon flew back then he sold it again. The cycle repeats over and over
that's just how the Mafia works o^o
exactly because they were and probably still are used to send messages. pigeons can be trained to do that. I want one lmao
To the people who bought the pigeon: GET VECTORED!
I mean, it's free money✌️
Infinite money glitch in real life
3:17 I read it as "I'm done being god"
ya pretty sure that can be accurate too
Uuuuuuhkololkhdrzrssefydt
Tbh, that seems like every cringy and cheesy climax my brother and his friends use 😂 I said that here cuz I'm late to the party and no one will ever see my comment :/
clueless girl X Stroke?
Clifford Benenati 👁👄👁
W h a t-
did anyone else imagine the magician restaurant "tearing the family apart" is actually just him sawing his wife in half?
Oh god...
OH NO
Morbid creativity
Player: oh no, the zombies are eating my plants.
Crazy Dave: 0:37
Player: Look at that! Help me it is a zombie!!!!!
Zombie: 0:37
@@lunar7318 ha
@Erik Dahl Exactly
I deflated my lungs laughing at that time stamp
@Erik Dahl i agree
8:13 roleplayers in almost every game be like: 'I'm tired of being good.'
huh its 3:13
Then there's me literally looking for anyone to rp with.
***roblox role players intensified***
I can say as a roleplayer myself this is so true.
That was.....a super cringy post
Me When somebody says they're an antivaxxer
00:33
BE GONE SICKLY CHILDREN
😂
They never get old
@@poimedhanzel2103 literally
@@poimedhanzel2103 oh my god you are an idiot and a genius at the same time
Why did you give Morgz an Australian accent? The Australians didn’t do anything to deserve that :(
listen to morgz speak
@@baydiac ^^^^^^^
@@baydiac th As a brit, he is clearly British. But the Australians can have him. Pls we don't want him.
Actually Australians are British prisoners so it kinda Is fractionally correct
Mie Naem Es Knot Tht Hdar Two Sepll It’s British prison for a reason
0:38 we caught him while he was trying to summon a demon you guys
ゴゴkawfeeゴゴ omg hi 😂😂
Me: *accidently killed my friend and waiting for him to respawn*
Everyone else at his birthday:
|:-/
*insert cursed Mike Wazoski*
@@fernandabeltran1312 this is my current emotion
|:-/
**insert cursed tom face**
came earlier than all the funny comments man tf am I supposed to do while watching the video now :((
Nice
make your own funny comments
tell emkay hand a joke
That’s totally me
EmKay a joke
Ricardo be like:
👂(🔴 🔴)👂
👃
👄
\(๑╹◡╹๑)ﾉ♬♪
👀
🙂
Watch this th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
Guess his ear on backwards too
like why?
0:03 finally he gets his own idea
If i were "angle" i would be 37 degrees
You’re pretty a-cute
Lemme get them digits shorty
You’re acutie
Looks like I’ll take the digits instead
You’re* acutie
I may not have thought of it, but I know grammar rules
I’m now back in 1st
Matt Joren I corrected it so I’m back in first
CallMeSwyyper oh god oh fuck 😳 why you do me like that man, i had dibs 😪
I have never before heard anyone sincerely say, “I love my life.” This made my day, stay pure Damien.
Literally nobody:
4th grade me when someone took my mechanical pencil: 3:13
Never laughed so hard, thanks for the laugh.
🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for making me laugh
@sans the comic Say a pun!
@sans the comic "I love you."
- Patrick Star
XD
4:35
The fact that the writing in Hindi above actually translated to "Eating on the floor is prohibited"
Plus I've been to that airport before lol
I was just seeing that. You are correct.
7:46 "Burger King" perfectly fits that criteria and I'm scared
“i’m pregnant”
My cat died like if you agree
Rip kitty
E
Yes it did
rip pussy
yeah
boomer humor:
“i hate my wife”
“kids and their phones”
generation z: 3:05
0:38
3:56
Gen z humour is advanced
*b a t h r o o m*
im 8 and have a phone-
0:37 the sound effects are just wonderful
8:56 funniest insult chain i seen, plus they are all rare. that one just flippin deserves the r/rareinsults diamond metal
Is this even real?
@@shamim64 yes
Is dkamond metla evn reel??? 🤔🤔🤔
@@ovalthe2rdjunior614 yes, *_dkamond metla evn reel_* is real
7:46 "I'm pregnant."
This Guy that’s not ten letters cause you spelt pregernat wrong
Idiot Sandwich
wronh its pregenant
At least it’s not PREGANANANT
@@FeeIRG ummm, i believe it's spelled *Pregãnté*
NO YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG
All of them spells pregernat you dummy's duhh
_Me when the people on stage ask the audience to sing along:_
0:31
0:33
"Why doesn't she respawn? Is she like lagged or something?"
9:40 Damien.... Damien... Buddy... It's a HOMING pigeon. It comes back every time he sells it.
1:20 dude looks like da old dude from monster house
Paper clip
R/rarejokes
@@truppix8493 nice
Truppix
r/rareinsults*
@@jimpojojo im too lazy to modify the comment
butter
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok boomer
Ok
0:32 Damien making random noises alongside a picture of a pufferfish throwing up water is just comedy gold.
Im having a very stressfull start to my day and this video is putting me at ease
hope youre doing ok mate
Same, but the whole week
I hope your day gets better my friend!
@@splishysploosh5097 it's already getting better, I'm not worried about a thing
He's only got one homing pigeon, it just flies back to him everytime he sells it to someone
If you’re being my angle, I want you to be right.
So what you are saying is you want them to be 90
Im not your angel
Im not your devil
Im not anything for you
But-
.......
0w0 WHAT'S THIS?!
Robert is my new god. If you want to join me, go ahead. I shall call Robertism
Damiens laugh brings a smile on my face
because of people misspelling Angel, I've resorted to calling my friend Angel, Angle.
He hates it
Functionalities propagate porridge
My name is angle guys because im a angle anvle anvil
Not trying to be rude or something but I've never heard of a boy named angel before sooo that's cool
@@Rimikshi noice
All my friends do this to our friend Angel, as well. He also hates it.
2:19 is actually a reference to Total Drama Island Season 4, because the smartest character in that season is Cameron, who is also a dark-skinned bibi.
The homing pigeons joke is funny because they keep coming back.. Because they're homing pigeons
Cool
Damien replacing swears is the highlight of my week
Do y’all ever just imagine Damien as a chonky cat
I imagined a snorlax-shaped bear.
Always
Cinnamon Roll y e s
3:55- there's something actually kind of wholesome that the response to "mom's pissed, and not making dinner" (especially for a non-minor child) wasn't OMG, YOU DISOBEYED... it was "if that's what we're gonna do for supper..."
5:13
Smell the Flowers, Blow our the candles.
-*On My Block*
3:12 frisk in genocide run
"Im tired of being good"
BUAHGDD
BAHAHAHA
Sharingan
Oh god... not the Undertale Fans again.
@@mikari.01 you fool, we've been in hiding all this time! Posting cringe and acting dumb, now to be as annoying as possible! (but what if I just... Didn't?)
9:55 i spent like 5 minutes crying over this
4:30 now this brings Floorgang to a whole new level
0:32 I feel like I started up an 8 year old Tobuscus let’s play
im now saying im a funky spine person when someone asks why my back is weird
*EMKAY BETTER LIKE THIS OR IM EATING ALL. OF. THE. PIZZA. ROLLS.*
U stole Ree kids pizza rolls
*Fuck!*
oop you have failed... more pizza roles for you i guess i mean he WANTS you to have ze piza rolzz
Nuuu not da pizza rolls!!!
I shall fight for my PrEcIoUsE! (Yes I spell welly :D)
No, The Pizza rolls are MINE Kokichi, Give them to me or I'm kidnapping Shuichi
I miss Damion so much. He’s what we all need right about now.
th-cam.com/users/DamienLee
0:31 * GGAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPP *
*Carrot.*
Ev la euagh
“You can’t spell funeral without fun”
Reminds me of when I was little me and my mom would always bring those small bottles of bubbles and hand them out to people to lighten the mood
4:24 I've seen that one on Ellen it actually says "eating carpet is strictly prohibited " in English and "eating on carpet is strictly prohibited" in Hindi. It's photoshopped here
@@polocatfan umm, buddy, if you actually read hindi,you can easily tell that the line wrotten above is ' eating on the carpet is absolutely not permitted'
I READ EATING THE CARPET TWICE
@@polocatfan its been 8 months reply faster man
The pufferfish one killed me
I'm still waiting to respawn
"Herobrine overdose"
Herobrine giving away heroines😂
Christian Autajay
r/woooosh
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks no u
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks no *u*
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks no u
@@Skyrimfruitsnacks no u
9:35 that's the point, pigeons can have few homes and if they get food, they will come back again, so you can sell it again to another person.
I was looking for this lol 😂
Damien: *does voices*
Viewers: ...Zach?
2:46
as a Mexican, i can confirm this is true
The guy on the thumbnail looks like he just awakened his Sharingan...
Nah bro it's me when someone touches my coloured pencils in class because everyone thought I was asleep
Nah that's his genjutsu
Nuni ???
10:40 Is no one gonna talk about the tip of that dragon’s wing ?
He got all of us
👌
I tired of being good....
I can be your angle or your devil
I love that little "thank you".
3:11
Yo you have some good gutterals there my boi
Jeremiah Streeter I can confirm Damien
Does Djent
FELLOW METALHEAD!
Its been two months since I posted this comment and now I cant even figure out what I meant lmao
Morgz mum must be a gamer too if she’s able to respawn
Morgz: Why isn’t she back?
Chiaki.
Classic morgz
Paper clip
p a p e r c l i p
*_P A P E R C L I P_*
pAPER CLip
Raper Plip
That puffer fish... I felt it when he went "Brrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbajajjakansbajkakak"
Me:
*opening corps of person for loot*
My dad during his divorce : good..son..let’s get Taco Bell now..
same energy as
I got minecraft
blew up a village
and started playing minecraft
Note to self never go to North Korea's taco bell
When you realize that two words is two words and ten letters has ten letters.
*NANI?!?!???*
Actually ten letters has four hundred eighty thousand and one letters
"i have murdered mum and im jusg waiting for her to respawn!"
His fans prolly boutta do that too
Me: **accidently kills my friends dog and waiting for him to get a new one**
Everyone else in his birthday party:
Hol' up
wait..
Wait A God Darn Minute-
*HHHOOOOOLLL UP*
Nobody:
Me everytime i try to find my horse in rdr2 7:20
Damien be like : Damien wheez noises
4:32 the stain behind the sign i- ppft
0:48
When i hear that my mom added brocolli in the brownies
TheOddReanimation you laugh?
@@normal_username3231 No, the meme is the picture if the fish
thumbnail: anakin skywalker turns to the sith circa 2005
I didn’t know Ricardo’s last name was Uchiha.
The fact the Seinfeld music woke someone from a coma made me laugh hysterically.
My NaMiEn Is DaMiEn
0:33 That's Mrs. Puff's husband
Sometimes I use this videos as just background noise for when I'm drawing and damn you scared the shit out of me at 0:32
4:34 I love how it's the English translation is the only weird one
Above it is written that eating on the carpet is prohibited (in hindi)NOT SHITTING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:10 that sounded more ( gz ) Australian than English
Edit: thank you for the likes 90 is 3 hours , crazy!
Another edit : 100 likes? In 4 hours? B҉O҉I҉ u guys are nice
Yes
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@Aidan Lynch welp it was an attempt at a brittish accent, morgz is fron sheffield or something
So yeah
Aidan Lynch , I know
100 likes at 4 hours
Dont call me angle
7:17
Aw man that's my favourite game too!
10:16 is just- wow- well done Shadow Bonnie for enjoying eggs.
0:00 since what he said kinda rhymes, I thought of a little ditty.
"I've just murdered my Mum,
And I'm waiting for her to respawn,
But I think I caused a bit to much harm,
So now I gotta bury her in the yard."
Time to pull the Uno reverse card
She came back, then took the rack
Then she smack my back
*lmao, whoever continues this will be praised for life*
Karl Loki Juettner then put my body on a rail track
7:20 let’s all appreciate how the game is rated teen
1:00 gonk droid best droid
that he will never ballin had me in hysterics
LMAO LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE DRAGONS HEAD-