MEMES OF DANKNESS V955

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  • @democraticrepublicofsprout7263
    @democraticrepublicofsprout7263 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Woman: "My eyes are up here."
    Me (a gentleman): "Indeed, but that is not my main focal point of concern."

    • @sebswede9005
      @sebswede9005 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woman: "My eyes are up here".
      Me: "Ma'am, i made My choice".

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว

      *she rotates her head like an owl so her eyes are where you're looking*

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing how women refuse to see their breasts when everybody else can, as if it's a surprise someone might be checking them out, especially when dressing to show them off.

    • @sufficientframe
      @sufficientframe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woman: "My eyes are up here."
      Me, autistic: "I'm just trying to read your T-shirt, damn!!"

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sufficientframe I like the shirt that reads "Stop Staring! (Touch Them!)"

  • @johnathangreene2219
    @johnathangreene2219 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    10:13 The mounted machine guns had their firing systems linked to the motor itself, so when the motor (and thus the propeller) passed a certain point in its rotation, it would allow the gun to fire if the trigger was also pulled at the same time.

    • @royalbluegaming7763
      @royalbluegaming7763 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that I already knew this. I feel smarter now

    • @Snow.Frostborne_Ch
      @Snow.Frostborne_Ch ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If I recall it correctly it’s called a interruptor gear or synchronization gear

    • @InternetGravedigger
      @InternetGravedigger ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course that was only AFTER a few people had already shot off their own propeller I think...

    • @ceilyurie856
      @ceilyurie856 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Snow.Frostborne_Ch it was also invented by the French!

    • @thatsmartkid
      @thatsmartkid ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, the interrupter gear.

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:43 Actually, there was a Greek tale involving Zeus and a little boy, and you already know where this is going.

    • @persnikitty3570
      @persnikitty3570 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not to mention Zeus's penchant for Golden Shower play long before R. Kelly.

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ganymede?

  • @idemonicat
    @idemonicat ปีที่แล้ว +20

    1:20
    "No, no, no! I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a meme that is captioned "Beastiality. There's only one fire-breathing dragon, and it's chained to the mountain!" The knight is shown carrying the somewhat-surprised dragon away from the princess!

  • @Noor_Jacobs03
    @Noor_Jacobs03 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    @13:53 I see this as an absolute win.
    Edit: Death by snu snu🤣🤣.

  • @Nugire
    @Nugire ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:06 "Sweet home Ara-bama"

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ARA-ARA NOISES INTENSIFY!

  • @CraftingCat_IX
    @CraftingCat_IX ปีที่แล้ว +9

    #dankness
    Memellion: sees the word f*ck in a meme
    Also Memellion: „Quack“

  • @dinoqwas
    @dinoqwas ปีที่แล้ว +28

    9:19 It took me longer than I am willing to admit to realize that the person on the left is just losing $10 each time. 20 in box, 30 to other person, 40 back

    • @OR56
      @OR56 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly. It’s a scam

    • @Rica321
      @Rica321 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you, my 1 brain cell died trying to figure out what that was

    • @dutchthenightmonkey3457
      @dutchthenightmonkey3457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to lol took way to long

    • @geckoanims
      @geckoanims ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. That Person pays 50 and gets 40

    • @TheRopy8
      @TheRopy8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I feel ashamed at how long it took me to piece it together.

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    11:52 Precisely why all child support payments should be required to go on an electronic debit card so the parent paying and child protective services can know if the money is being spent on the child or if the parent is just spending it on themselves.

    • @HidForHG
      @HidForHG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would never be allowed as it wouldn't benefit some rich person.

  • @noahsmith4382
    @noahsmith4382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:23 the stuttering one was a critical hit on me.

  • @theretrodragonyope
    @theretrodragonyope ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:42 true friendship right there.

  • @TheCrepusculum
    @TheCrepusculum ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:51 who is she?

  • @Bearcat024
    @Bearcat024 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    14:23 ok why is this a thing like I have so many dead batteries for my Gameboy in my nightstand

    • @robet007
      @robet007 ปีที่แล้ว

      You call it... your Gameboy?

    • @Bearcat024
      @Bearcat024 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robet007 oh crap im a frickin idiot, i didn't recognize the full intentions of what I saw. All I know is I have a couple batteries in my nightstand, but from my Nintendo GameBoy, not anything else lol

  • @braxleitner7512
    @braxleitner7512 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The propeller doesn't shred up because the machine guns are timed with the propeller movement so basically when the propeller is in the way of the machine gun fire the machine gun stop firing until the propeller isn't in the way anymore.

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:55 you need to unlock a second waypoint to use fast travel

  • @robertvanderlinden2813
    @robertvanderlinden2813 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:45, one papercut and this man is in the hospital with extreme external bleeding

  • @Arma-n
    @Arma-n ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:44
    the usage of white crayons is :
    thanks for watching

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tell people that's how much attention I get from women. A white crayon, writing on white paper, during a blizzard.

    • @Arma-n
      @Arma-n ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markh.6687 that's fabulous, just like my girlfriend (i have schizophrenia)

    • @milesmcallister8542
      @milesmcallister8542 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black paper

    • @Arma-n
      @Arma-n ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milesmcallister8542 who tf uses black paper

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arma-n I'm sorry to hear that Arman; that's a hard life.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:38 reminds me of the old Chuck Norris memes. This guy could be the next version of that meme.

  • @AFordFlex2377
    @AFordFlex2377 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    18:57 I hope so too.

  • @yukitai9063
    @yukitai9063 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:17 As Uzaki-chan said it best: "MINT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE TOOTHPASTE! TOOTHPASTE TASTE LIKE MINT!!!"
    I mean, peppermint has a nice taste, aftertaste, smell, and feel. Spearmint is different (I like both, but peppermint more)

  • @ChrisNotCool
    @ChrisNotCool ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:17 That was a personal attack XD

  • @MashupProductions22
    @MashupProductions22 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:16
    What I would do to be that rabbit

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:14 He's out of line, but he's right.

  • @Naymy
    @Naymy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:53 - Poor Welsh people.

  • @GrantFahnestock
    @GrantFahnestock ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you realize that Captain America is three years older than Puerto Rico’s flag which makes Puerto Rico ‘Captain America Land’

  • @emo_link
    @emo_link ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:21
    Personally i feel targeted, but this does happen to me… I’m sad 🍷🗿

  • @ricktheweeb5382
    @ricktheweeb5382 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:20 finally got that around my head so they both put in $20 so guy 1 and guy 2 are down $20 now guy 2 sold the box with $40 for $30 so guy 2 is down by $50 and got the box with $40 while guy 2 only put $20 and got $30 so guy 2 just scammed his friend out of $10 dollars what a chad

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:48 And then realize halfway through you can't hear shit because of the water.

  • @R4vencl4w
    @R4vencl4w ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:12 Does not work
    If A and B start with 100$ each
    1. A and B -20$
    2. A -30$ + 40$; B +30$
    3. A 100$ - 20$ - 30$ + 40$= 90$ B 100$ - 20$ +30$ = 110$
    B has outsmarted A

  • @helenab2520
    @helenab2520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:03
    Bro is going to be traumatized for life.

  • @triggswastaken
    @triggswastaken ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:13 I trained a dragon, I raised a dragon, I F***ED a dragon

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ ปีที่แล้ว

      What the absolute 🤨

  • @boochin
    @boochin ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:15 why is "western" censored?

  • @WhyAreUsoDamnStupid
    @WhyAreUsoDamnStupid ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:05 thats a Polish Vodka, not some Communist era vodka

    • @Orzeczenie.
      @Orzeczenie. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Żubrówka

  • @randomsmartguy9544
    @randomsmartguy9544 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:26 I know a little Morse code and my closest door says help guy come

  • @Simon_r2600
    @Simon_r2600 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:13 the gun is connected to the propeller

  • @KhanIlkara
    @KhanIlkara ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:17 Ah, Gaia Online reference acknowledged.

  • @dragonmansneakercreeper1110
    @dragonmansneakercreeper1110 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:46 gotta go with Grunkle Stan there.

  • @Minecraftvillager-jw7mf
    @Minecraftvillager-jw7mf ปีที่แล้ว

    Comrade, In Russia, people don't had their own vodka, vodka had their own drinkers

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:16 I am almost *sure* that rabbit is Beast Boy…but if so, shouldn’t have white fur on the belly.

  • @TaygenXD
    @TaygenXD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:30 jokes on you I don't like mayo 😎😎

  • @Zedd.y
    @Zedd.y ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:29 i just can't morally justify financially supporting a terf to myself

  • @furrysniper3158
    @furrysniper3158 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:18 I’ve read that comic out of boredom god help my eyes

  • @samthered4862
    @samthered4862 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:16 They did, then they made a mechanical solution

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    #dankness
    “You attract what you fear.”
    Me: AHHH, A HAREM OF ANIME CATGIRLS!!!

  • @jameslegault9398
    @jameslegault9398 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:19 I am ashamed to say that I know this one, but I also don’t remember it’s name…

  • @nicegod4207
    @nicegod4207 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:37 I just don't like having my head supported higher than my body!!!

  • @Cousin-Eddy
    @Cousin-Eddy ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Damn, I'd love a 7ft tall woman, but she's probably been convinced by feminists to find an 8 ft tall man...

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont think feminism includes anything like that its more so standards pushed by social media that could be unreasonable sometimes and sometimes a bit mean. I know some don't know what they want yet so they follow a crowd, I did the same and then turned a 180 I learned to Like what I like and not what others tell me to like.

  • @fatmangames1311
    @fatmangames1311 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:59 Ara Ara indeed. Ara ara indeed. I wonder what category 😂
    Also 18:51 Kobeni meme 😊

  • @awaterlily256
    @awaterlily256 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:10 This is so true and thats not okay

  • @pallmallsupportsupremo8915
    @pallmallsupportsupremo8915 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you so much now i need to die by snu snu

  • @kylesmith4173
    @kylesmith4173 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:59 oh thank goodness.

  • @Red_MOON187
    @Red_MOON187 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can't punch hard in dreams, maybe you're a ghost...

  • @Manaphy0882
    @Manaphy0882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:56 source?

  • @basvandiepen2772
    @basvandiepen2772 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:39 for me it's the opposite, I'm not enrolled in any classes and still get the dreams sometimes.

  • @loganpeterman8485
    @loganpeterman8485 ปีที่แล้ว

    Front mounted machine guns on old planes were actually powered by the engine rotation so it was timed to perfectly fire between the blades

  • @Some_Dude-rf9qt
    @Some_Dude-rf9qt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:45 womp wo-

  • @cgyoboi
    @cgyoboi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People who pick PS5's over women are stupid, let me explain.
    Theres a magical thing called the "black market" where you can sell silly things. Women happen to have silly things inside them. "Oof" her, take her silly little "organs" and sell them! Then you can buy a PS5 for all your homies

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:07 What if I told you there was a way for punches to hit hard in dreams? Now, what if I told you I know this because I figured it out myself?

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:50 ok who know who she is?

  • @Nub-uncut
    @Nub-uncut ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:31 💀

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interrupter gear is how prop planes don't turn their propellers into sky confetti. In short the gear stops the trigger from being activated shortly before the propeller is there and shortly after it leaves. You are talking about a 1-2° before and after though or something like that. The issue is interrupter systems often caused jams due to machine gubs not liking it hence wing mounts. But just Like tank versions of things, those too got modifications to fit the role.
    EDIT: Kevin Frassad is gentle as can be. He may Look like a meat head but is extremally skilled and a genuinely nice guy.

  • @kathiecraig2803
    @kathiecraig2803 ปีที่แล้ว

    " *Comrade doge, no share vodka is punishable by death!* "

  • @jedidiahmayes7167
    @jedidiahmayes7167 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me looking at the cover image: Oh no... I know of this dark book.

  • @nathanhale7444
    @nathanhale7444 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me at 6 am laughing at memes about people who can't sleep 😂🤣🤔😒😭😞

  • @thedaranesianconfederation7221
    @thedaranesianconfederation7221 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:52 Man what did Belgium, Monaco and Wales do?

  • @him_himsplayz8579
    @him_himsplayz8579 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the thumnail is What Happens In The Woods? [Mr.Takealook]

  • @FlowFlipper
    @FlowFlipper ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:41 anime name ?

  • @name-od8yh
    @name-od8yh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:51 smash

  • @rain463
    @rain463 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:16 well basically they f@#€ after that😂 not proud of knowing the story

    • @undying1578
      @undying1578 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stage 1 denial

    • @hakaira7321
      @hakaira7321 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stage 2 "art is good though"

    • @rain463
      @rain463 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hakaira7321 yeah they made it fairly detailed

    • @rain463
      @rain463 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stage 3 Acception

    • @VonCal7
      @VonCal7 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAUCE

  • @CharNotLime
    @CharNotLime ปีที่แล้ว

    At 9:20 the person on the left just loses 10 dollars at a time

  • @royart4781
    @royart4781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard there is a new health point game

  • @hunterasbury6529
    @hunterasbury6529 ปีที่แล้ว

    The firing mechanism was timed with the rotation of the propeller

  • @Euromans_left_braincell
    @Euromans_left_braincell ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Universal language is music since not everyone gets/likes maths

  • @BabaikaDoesThings
    @BabaikaDoesThings 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:09 no but like actually, why?

  • @Neoheim.
    @Neoheim. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    9:22 you just lost 10 dollars

  • @makotoren7266
    @makotoren7266 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thumbnail, very nice

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox ปีที่แล้ว

    Good on you for starting with the thumbnail.

  • @jeffreymullin291
    @jeffreymullin291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    White crayons are for highlights.

  • @animemanno.4391
    @animemanno.4391 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE

  • @Navoii.
    @Navoii. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thumbnail smash. I won't look at any other memes.

  • @Social_Chameleon
    @Social_Chameleon ปีที่แล้ว

    5:47 Both seem like they have great advice and lots of experience.
    One is an old master with a good moral compass, (probably one of the very few in the fire nation that has one), and acts as a supportive father figure to his troubled young nephew.
    The other is a narcissistic con artist, I’m pretty sure is wanted in 32 different states, and is legally not allowed to step foot in Canada or Mexico.

  • @melongames3452
    @melongames3452 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:52 waht happend to belium lol

  • @hugow3266
    @hugow3266 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:37 its transylvania

  • @AverageBassPayer
    @AverageBassPayer ปีที่แล้ว

    16:09 I feel your pain

  • @Nobleheart111
    @Nobleheart111 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never have I sympathized so hard for male Greek gods.

  • @deltarunesans6442
    @deltarunesans6442 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:49 the u.k., france, and spain being gone is just to distract you from what's in poland

  • @turdbergler1280
    @turdbergler1280 ปีที่แล้ว

    thumbnail sauce is 285364 but be warned this one is not for the faint of heart.

  • @akosobucki807
    @akosobucki807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know the comic from the thumbnail. No, i'm not proud of myself...

  • @thegamingcheeseeater1061
    @thegamingcheeseeater1061 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:44 it says nobody but that’s a lie given I exist.

  • @Killerwale-hk4wy
    @Killerwale-hk4wy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:03 I'm just going to assume that this person is confusing gen Z and Gen Alpha, considering the oldest gen z, kids were born in the late '90s.

  • @Kusoki4208
    @Kusoki4208 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:48 it's actually largehard on fire

  • @Your_western_knight
    @Your_western_knight ปีที่แล้ว

    0:19 damn that’s messed up the way that the Pokémon is looking at here like that
    Source?

  • @matheuscerqueira7952
    @matheuscerqueira7952 ปีที่แล้ว

    You've never seen a bit of russian media to think people aren't allowed to criticise Putin

  • @aidenrivera4617
    @aidenrivera4617 ปีที่แล้ว

    "0:12 if you know you know"
    Not gonna lie it has many of my preferences if you know what I mean

  • @ranjanbiswas3233
    @ranjanbiswas3233 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:10 Do people think AC DC was never controversial?

  • @Moriarty4545
    @Moriarty4545 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:53 source?

  • @awaterlily256
    @awaterlily256 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 Oh my ggooooooddd, I live in Turkey and that's so trueeeeeee!!!!

  • @theanarchist9733
    @theanarchist9733 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:18
    I hate to ask, but sauce?

  • @errorbirdesther
    @errorbirdesther ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you can use a white crayon but I think it has to be a certain type of paper to make it usable

  • @Joetino
    @Joetino ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 I think we all know where this is going…