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  • @itsreapernecrosis2215
    @itsreapernecrosis2215 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +594

    Aliens: "I have seen humans strangle their enemies."
    Humans: "You should see what my wife makes me do to her."

    • @ShortArmOfGod
      @ShortArmOfGod 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Your wife's boyfriend, maybe.

    • @jimburton5592
      @jimburton5592 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      Just because you're unhappy, that doesn't mean everyone is ​@@ShortArmOfGod

    • @placer7412
      @placer7412 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShortArmOfGodokay loser lmao

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@ShortArmOfGod That was brutal.

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jimburton5592 But it does not mean everyone is happy.

  • @toospooky051
    @toospooky051 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    "We have advanced space technology!"
    "We have Brazilians."

    • @miltonbradley8355
      @miltonbradley8355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Obligatory "how many is a Brazilian" comment

    • @MSouzaGameDev
      @MSouzaGameDev 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I was going to be that one weird brazilian... but eh 😂 everyone is already tired of it right?

    • @toospooky051
      @toospooky051 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@MSouzaGameDev You gave us Brazilian style steakhouses so you get a pass from me for whatever you like 😂😂😂

    • @rickknoxx
      @rickknoxx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like Vietnamese

    • @skippyhauck
      @skippyhauck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "We have a Hulk."

  • @buuam7555
    @buuam7555 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +685

    "I dont gotta win, I just gotta take as many of you with me when I die as possible"
    -a gas masked Chad of Krieg

    • @KarlPHorse
      @KarlPHorse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Black Templar: No homo but… I think I love you. 🥹
      Krieger: What?
      Black Templar: Nothing! 🤐

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Da Emperah Protekz!

    • @deathkorpsgrenadier2894
      @deathkorpsgrenadier2894 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You rang?

    • @wiaf8937
      @wiaf8937 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For krieg, for the emprah!

    • @roughneckmp
      @roughneckmp 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Happy gas mask noises

  • @DonLoco3
    @DonLoco3 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +461

    That sums up humans. "It's not logical, it's personal."

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It does not matter if they are dead. I prefer a world w/o them. Let the Bonobos become the next dominant species and save the Earth by moving it when the Sun expands.

    • @MetalFalcon99
      @MetalFalcon99 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Knife missile

  • @christopherpetty3320
    @christopherpetty3320 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +383

    My ancestors smile upon me alien. Can you say the same?

    • @sheik9956
      @sheik9956 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      you simperial

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sheik9956stormcuck

    • @baconflakes3345
      @baconflakes3345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sheik9956?

    • @magnipettersson4432
      @magnipettersson4432 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Okay ​@@baconflakes3345 listen here. Once before time the elder scrolls were created. Scrolls so advanced no one could comprehend them. They were made by the creator (canonically reffering to the developers wich is next level and makes it feel more like entering an actual universe and thus making your character even more special and blessed. Hes not a god like a developer. But hes divine from the same world.)
      The dragonborn is cannonically the player summoned by the gods wich are the developers. The nords of skyrim relished in the power of dragonborn as their culture and it still would have been if not for the cursed elves and later the simperials😢😭😑😮‍💨🥲

    • @baconflakes3345
      @baconflakes3345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@magnipettersson4432 yeah lowkey imma side with the simperials

  • @Moneysreal
    @Moneysreal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    “We reduced the human population by half but they just kept coming. When we retreated back into deep space, THEY FOLLOWED!”

    • @bonchidude
      @bonchidude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do not have the intellect or technology so that ends that. The aliens come back intricude a species specific virus and the animals eat their filthy carcasses. The end Aliens rule and make the earth better. yes

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      *You alerted the Space Orks/Locusts known as Humans*

    • @Moneysreal
      @Moneysreal 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@Davidofthelost Objective: Survive
      Difficulty: Impossible

  • @isaacgraff8288
    @isaacgraff8288 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    "They also stole our tech at every step. So we kind of armed them."

    • @SaintKuro
      @SaintKuro 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Sone of them even took our armor trying to blend in with us and detonate a bomb in the mid of our base

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      *muharjeen intensifies*

    • @666monsterman
      @666monsterman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      you should have seen what the southern variants did when they figured out how to replicate cold fusion. i have no idea who this god king "Dale Earn Hearts" is, but he mustve been their greatest warrior for so many to praise him

    • @meme62227
      @meme62227 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and that would actually be true some sort of group would do that if there is an invasion

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +520

    when the jungle speaks Vietnamese. wait till the snow speaks Finnish. lol

    • @MagicalMaster
      @MagicalMaster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Dude it's just as bad if a trench calls you a hoser.

    • @mikehenthorn1778
      @mikehenthorn1778 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@MagicalMaster lol

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Think that's bad? Wait until the gas speaks Russian.

    • @TemplarX2
      @TemplarX2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What would they do against hunter seeker drones? Alien 8 billions: human 0.

    • @Klaus1386
      @Klaus1386 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@TemplarX2 EMP burst should disable them.

  • @ThatWillGuy8
    @ThatWillGuy8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    “…you know nothing of humanity’s infinite potential for malice.”

    • @45proteinconsumer
      @45proteinconsumer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ahhh HxH, great show

    • @Sogga423
      @Sogga423 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And hope💯💯

  • @shad3revo111
    @shad3revo111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    "What these monsters don't understand is our goal isn't to die for our people, it's to make them die for theirs."

    • @normanhines5189
      @normanhines5189 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gen. Patton. No one ever won a war by dying for his country; he won that war by making the other poor dumb son of a b1tch die for his.

  • @kristoferprovencal3608
    @kristoferprovencal3608 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    It’s a refreshing perspective when a story portrays humans as the “superhuman” monsters. It’s also one of the things I like about the Warhammer 40K universe.

  • @IvanWarren-c4r
    @IvanWarren-c4r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    All fun and games until the Canadians realize that the Geneva Convention does not apply

    • @MrKrinkelz
      @MrKrinkelz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      they club cute seal puppies bro there is no saving that ugly ass alien

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Alien AI Warning system: CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED
      CANADIAN REGIMENT DETECTED

    • @IvanWarren-c4r
      @IvanWarren-c4r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s just the Inuit

    • @tomast9034
      @tomast9034 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      there must be someone who pushes it thru otherwise its just some words on some paper somewhere.

    • @merlebarney
      @merlebarney 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The Geneva what? What’s a Geneva?🤣🇨🇦

  • @brianthao102
    @brianthao102 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

    You know, it would be interesting to see a TV show or movie where an alien journalist is interviewing veterans of an alien alliance about their experience during a war against humans. Like, they assumed victory to be asured but were surprised as they underestimated just how unpridictable humanity and earth's enviroment really was. Shifting the interview from points of view from Alien infantry, officers, politicians, and even civilian workers that were in the conflict. Excluding the human perspective of the extraterrestrial conflict for a planet's resources. It would be a brilliant piece of Science Fiction that I think a lot of people would be interested in seeing.

    • @christianperez5561
      @christianperez5561 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I hope we see that one day, for now we only listen to the terrifying examples of the Indomitable Human Spirit.

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      especially if we won, and these interviews were a post-war trial

    • @thomocterly9609
      @thomocterly9609 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sorry, all we can do is Brad Pitt with a ponytail saving the world single-handedly

    • @therobustempyrean1436
      @therobustempyrean1436 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Call it World War H.

    • @therobustempyrean1436
      @therobustempyrean1436 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@thomocterly9609Glad I'm not the only one.

  • @Swaiznhe
    @Swaiznhe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Alien: We arrived at south-america
    Me: they came to Latam?! Oh, those poor bastards...
    Alien: thr first problem was the jungle...
    Me: oh, no... They went to Brazil....

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Wonder what the aliens thinking would be if they landed in Australia

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@AvoidTheCadaver they'd probably land in Penrith or Bankstown in Sydney 😂

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richardcostello360
      Probably get run over by all the souped up cars running up and down those neighbourhoods

    • @shadow__bubby
      @shadow__bubby 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are lucky they did not attempt to land in America look at what we do to everything that is unknown or not allowed coming into our airspace they would be bombarded on the way down and sending everything at them

    • @Lord_Tcus
      @Lord_Tcus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      There are fates worse than death
      Eu Macaco

  • @Wanderer21766
    @Wanderer21766 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    People often forget, we are perhaps one of the most resilient species on this planet.
    For thousands of years we have fought wars countless times, we have had pestilences that wiped out thousands to millions, we have went from lowly apes to thinking and inventive creatures that dominate the skies and the water themselves.
    We did in 5,000 years what an animal could never do in a million years, and though we have our problems they are shadow compared to our achievements on this planet.

    • @josefstalin9678
      @josefstalin9678 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "We did in 5,000 years what an animal could never do in a million years"
      Bro, we are the animal. We were apes and now we're just waaay smarter apes. In a million years we could be replaced by bird people for all you know.

    • @Wanderer21766
      @Wanderer21766 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@josefstalin9678
      Maybe, maybe not.
      But for the time being, I stick by what I say.

    • @lacka90
      @lacka90 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@josefstalin9678 Still our great achievements came when we started to think of our self as gods.

    • @redyokai3726
      @redyokai3726 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lacka90 breaking free from religion will help us achieve true progress and prosperity

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins
      @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Wanderer21766 just replace an animal with other animals and then his point means nothing to yours

  • @ugandaknuckle3129
    @ugandaknuckle3129 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    "fuck off"
    -human greatest weapon (probably)

    • @FrostyShock349
      @FrostyShock349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonovabitch in SPACE!

  • @MFCSteele
    @MFCSteele 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +757

    More xenos have to learn the hard way that they were not made in God's image.

    • @mirrorimage2866
      @mirrorimage2866 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      keklul

    • @mobilegamersunite
      @mobilegamersunite 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yet they are more advanced 🤔 🙄...what's that say about ol goddy boy? 😂

    • @theoink636
      @theoink636 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mobilegamersunite take a joke ya weenie

    • @Lucifernu5
      @Lucifernu5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      ​@@mobilegamersunitewe had to be nerfed to make it a fair fight

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins
      @PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mobilegamersunitethe Roman's thought the same thing

  • @tonycapri2608
    @tonycapri2608 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +270

    Really well written, Malek shouldn't be allowed near new troops. Wondering if he walked away to a stealth transport , left and returned to human space , taking off his make up.,!

    • @alecks999998
      @alecks999998 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Exactly.......human propagandist. That was actually Colin Farrell in makeup

    • @Where-is-Jessica-Hyde
      @Where-is-Jessica-Hyde 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This comment should be pinned!

  • @tomoffel1963
    @tomoffel1963 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    "Then we landed in a place called Mexico and talked shit about a show called Dragon Ball. Big mistake."

    • @bmad1386
      @bmad1386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Cartels rallying up in the name of Dragonball 😂

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “Our scientists could never understand why they kept their t shirts on when they went swimming”😂

  • @RenegadeElite101
    @RenegadeElite101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Human intelligence officer interrogating lizard alien prisoner
    “You Xenos made a mistake attacking us. Oh sure, you have ships, weapons, and armor that we couldn’t dream of having. But you know what you failed to understand Lizard guy? When you came to this little planet of ours , you came thinking war was just something theoretical, that’d you’d just land your little armies with your fancy weapons and that would be that. But you see my scaley friend , war isn’t theoretical to us, not one bit. No, you see we’ve fought each other since the beginning of our history, only joining together so we can have bigger fights. Not just conquest either, we fight at every level of our lives. We fight for our careers, for our families , to find a mate, everything in our lives revolves around competition and war. and because of that, well…I’m sure you get the idea by now. But you wanna know something, a little secret between us, we’ve taken your fancy technology and figured it out. That’s right, we now have those fancy weapons and armor of yours and are taking over your ships. We’re translating your language to ours and will be flying the damn things soon enough. When we do, we will find your home world and we’ll give it payback for what you’ve done to Earth a million times over, and when we’re done we’ll visit the rest of our worlds and do the same, and you wanna know why Scaley? It’s because you went and made the worst mistake in this galaxy of ours.”
    “You finally gave my people someone to fight, other than each other, and because of that and that alone we will burn this galaxy asunder until we have our fill.”

    • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
      @user-ft7fq4ou4v 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That last half is basically how the emperor was able to rule all of humanity in 40k. He just talk all of the racism and murderousness, and pointed it specifically at the non-humans. Suddenly, nobody's trying to resist his rule because they've got better enemies to kill.

    • @shadowstonar360
      @shadowstonar360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Is this from something or did you write this yourself?

    • @RenegadeElite101
      @RenegadeElite101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@shadowstonar360 Myself

    • @cerealwalker
      @cerealwalker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why are people so eager to unironically glorify being space nazis these days smh

    • @squirrelking4174
      @squirrelking4174 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@cerealwalkerjust found the first traitor.

  • @middlenamejames_4284
    @middlenamejames_4284 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Really impressed how dude was able to cast a shadow over a fire

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    They follow a creed. A small one but terrifying in it's meaning.
    "Eat it or (mate with) it?"

    • @Illitha
      @Illitha 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ah yes, the U.S Marine Corps

  • @barneymiller7894
    @barneymiller7894 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Imagine landing on a completely inferior planet and getting dropped by a pink monkey who hunts quadruped that can smell him from four miles away for sport. 😂

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My favourite short story was in the point of view of cold and logical hive-mind aliens and was told as logs in their computer. All I can remember is that they looked down on humans after making contact and decided humans needed exterminated and told them such while saying something like, "You think all your problems are solved by throwing the biggest rock." The world of humans banded together, made a space fleet big enough to house the entire population, and launched the entire earth at the aliens to destroy them. The last log relayed the last message from the humans, "We think this is a big enough rock." If by some chance anyone has read this short story I found on a forum years ago, please tell me where to find it.

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can find it on that forum you read it on years ago.

  • @reginaldpots5765
    @reginaldpots5765 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    It always baffles me how these authors make almost no effort to describe violence, it's always some chain of vagaries or metaphor, followed up by a praise of compassion and gentleness.
    I don't think these folks have much experience with honest brutality, as not many do these days. I don't think a warfaring species from across the galaxy would have these sorts of human qualms if they're destroying their way across the cosmos in a genocidal strip mining operation.

    • @williepete1969
      @williepete1969 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Thank you

    • @huntercreed1
      @huntercreed1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It also typically really shows how little a lot of sci-fi authors know about what true warfare in that kind of age an alien would have access to and what they would actually do. So many authors have this idea that 'well if we look at Nam or the war for independence or the Italian-Ethopian conflict we can see that a technological foe doesn't mean they auto win'. This is true but the gap between those at the base level is very close. The gap between a species that still mostly uses blackpowder weapons with some atomic flair going against a species that has cracked FTL alone is a canyon at that point.
      We also seem to have this idea that because we are the baddest on our planet that we would be the biggest threat in the galaxy, ignoring that goes for almost any species that ended up being a super war mongering nation, that they had to be the baddest to survive their planet and its hardships, fight intergalactic wars for resources but when they get to humanity, because we got spunk and some grit we have to be the biggest thing they've ever dealt with.
      It ignores that if a species really wanted to wipe earth of life because they just wanted to strip mine it, they would just catapult a couple RKVs at our planet and then just scrape the remains into a dustpan and be on their way. Or do a ranged war like what happened in the ages of artillery fights of just sitting outside of enemy range and destroying all their military assets because they can't fight back. Authors are always super clever at thinking of cool or interesting ways for humanity to fight off an invader, but lack either the int score or creativity to figure out how aliens would actually fight.
      If you want to write a book where humanity gets to the proper tech level and then fights aliens in space, that is fine. But the idea that aliens that have conquered FTL and the laws of physics to come here and they can't properly kill us because 'muh human spirit' is so darned cliche that it borders on criminal.

    • @HoneyDog
      @HoneyDog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Pretty sure an AI wrote this story my guy. Notice how I starts with some alien describing war stories that go no where near a fire? Then it somehow becomes a story about the same veteran alien being saved by a human woman and nursed over the course of a few days?
      I don’t think a human wrote this.

    • @MrAdrianlk
      @MrAdrianlk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@huntercreed1you know what else is cliche? Assuming we arnt the baddest and most technologically advanced species out there.

    • @SonoranSteel
      @SonoranSteel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This was 100% written by AI

  • @BarbecueBaconBurger0
    @BarbecueBaconBurger0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The human glaze is insane

  • @Ebbonified
    @Ebbonified 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    "Even the simple ones are dangerous. The ones that were missing pieces, damaged in the mind, living next to the dung hills. They stood double-shifts as night predators and skirmishers marauding our depots while we were on patrol..."

  • @derekbroestler7687
    @derekbroestler7687 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    There is absolutely nothing more dangerous than a human backed into a corner...

    • @rhetorical1488
      @rhetorical1488 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Kreig infantry....what is a corner?

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your right because aliens would totally fight wars how we fight them. Instead of just nuking the corner that the human is hiding in...

  • @DougsterCanada1
    @DougsterCanada1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass" - Author unconfirmed, but fairly accurate

  • @mjvlogswright25
    @mjvlogswright25 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    We Canadians are the reason the Geneva convention exists

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *laughs in 3RAR*
      You Canucks try to talk big.....us Aussies ignore the Conventions so much that we had to flush an entire company after Afghanistan

    • @DystruktoBoi1
      @DystruktoBoi1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@richardcostello360 Yes but, literally Canadians are the REASON someone saw what was going on in a WAR and was like "Whoa whoa whoa.....I think he need some rules here....."

    • @GoliothOnline666
      @GoliothOnline666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@richardcostello360 But you lost a literal war against Ostriches 🤷‍♂️

  • @bittybaff3541
    @bittybaff3541 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Do not go gentle into that last fight. Rage, rage against the dying of the light

  • @forkittens
    @forkittens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    A.I. voice reads A.I. script with static A.I. image background.

    • @mundanestuff
      @mundanestuff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      the script stolen from some reddit sub

  • @uthurheracles6173
    @uthurheracles6173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "It's not logical. It's personal."
    Damn that's good...

  • @KaboosOnX1
    @KaboosOnX1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Awesome story until you realize we would get our cheeks absolutely clapped if aliens invaded

  • @TheIRONSTAG
    @TheIRONSTAG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Xenos, just wait till you see what the Impurium of Man comes up with. Laughs in wolfen, dreadnought, arcoflagellete, titan, adeptus astartes, and much more

    • @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr
      @BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Milky way sweep intensifies

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You’re making it gay

    • @redyokai3726
      @redyokai3726 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ViktoriousDeadI don’t like warhammer either but I’d like to think we will become conquerors of other species then just defending ourselves from them

    • @richardcostello360
      @richardcostello360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *happy gasmask noises as I sharpen my trench shovel*

  • @grantgunz
    @grantgunz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Never push the Pink Skins to the thin Ice!
    4000 quatloo's the humans cannot be contained!

    • @andrewluchsinger
      @andrewluchsinger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Gott love the Star Trek TOS ref.

  • @InactivePoster
    @InactivePoster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I couldn’t even dare to imagine if the aliens were up against the Warhammer 40k soldiers

  • @bmad1386
    @bmad1386 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "In a place called Siberian wastes..."
    😂And suddenly I'm not surprised about the usage of nukes to tell em "fuck you"

  • @austinbel4557
    @austinbel4557 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As you prepare to water board a newly captured alien you give him a brief history of war. “If we do this to each other image what we’re going to do to you?”

  • @uh-ohspaghettio7826
    @uh-ohspaghettio7826 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "It's not logical, it's personal".
    This is humanity's phrase if that time comes.

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In the wise words of Kratos:
    "LEAVE. MY. HOME."

  • @owloko1349
    @owloko1349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love this idea, that humans are just insane and that's what makes us "special", and there's kind of evidence to this in our behavior, speacilly early humans. We seem to have a lot less fear of things other animals will avoid at any cost, and in some cases we activly seek danger just for the heck off it

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain หลายเดือนก่อน

      We arent insane. These stories really just show how predictable humans are. Every single one just assumes aliens would fight wars how we fight them. The human glazing is hilarious.

    • @owloko1349
      @owloko1349 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DaClaptain Why do you assume it would be diferent? What makes you think that they would be more special, or less special?
      The argument that aliens would be diferent also works the other way around. You are basically saying that we are "just animals" and the aliens would be far more than this?
      Yeah the storie is not perfect, and the human glazing is real, but that's just how stories go, in some we are monsters to be feared in other we are children in the cosmos. Both are just as realistc as they can be when imagining so far from reality

    • @owloko1349
      @owloko1349 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DaClaptain Oh and I forgot, yes we are INSANE, do you realize that the Easter Island was inhabited way before there was any real boats and ships. we basically got there in rafts, and it's so very far from any other land that it is impossible that the first settlers knew about the place they would eventually land. We are very unique amongst animals, our behavior and biology might be similiar to other animals, but there is a lot that make us different.

  • @alchemistwillie2342
    @alchemistwillie2342 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Damn, that was good! I've been toying with similar thoughts for decades, and you just smashed it!

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Why is it that everybody who has these captions on the video ever go through it and verify that the words are actually correct? The main character has been Malik, Molly, Mollach - which is it? I wish people would take a little bit extra time to make sure they're done right.

    • @beanny39
      @beanny39 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It starts at the very beginning, with the "accurate" smell of the fire.

    • @Born_Stellar
      @Born_Stellar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I bet its the AI generated subtitles they are using.

    • @HoneyDog
      @HoneyDog 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pretty sure this entire video is AI Generated, story included :P

    • @JadedConfusion2
      @JadedConfusion2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​I bet so too, they leaned in about seven times, he spoke in a "low voice" everytime he changed the subject, "but that wasn't their greatest threat/weapon" every other sentence. It just screams AI​@@HoneyDog

  • @destinedtofail6518
    @destinedtofail6518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The algorithm has blessed me this day!!!
    I’m only 8 minutes into only this video, and it’s a sub for me!

  • @DarkraiDiety
    @DarkraiDiety 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Gotta show the aliens why only mankind was made in God's image.

  • @HenrySwindell-q4n
    @HenrySwindell-q4n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    perfect to listen to after watching Battle for LA

  • @pauljurgen-romrig9616
    @pauljurgen-romrig9616 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    So is his name Malik, Molleck , or Molly? Or is the person responsible for the subtitles an alien?

    • @JohnJBrowne11209
      @JohnJBrowne11209 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think it's a human voice but an AI transcription program. Those things are still garbage.

    • @gerardstephens58
      @gerardstephens58 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I counted at least 7 versions 😂 AI is shit (garbage in, garbage out)

    • @russellwarrick6405
      @russellwarrick6405 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's Mullet, get it right.

    • @timberwolfy9865
      @timberwolfy9865 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@JohnJBrowne11209The whole story is AI or written by a middleschooler. Lots of repeating like the soldiers paying attention over and over again or the guy saying "but that wasn't their most dangerous weapon" for the 50th time

  • @ohusky271
    @ohusky271 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    what should scare the new soldiers more is the idea of us getting our hands on their tech, combined with all of the aforementioned traits of humanity

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aliens realizing a whole new fear when the humans start using reverse engineered weapons, and have removed the safety mechanisms on purpose.

    • @DaClaptain
      @DaClaptain หลายเดือนก่อน

      humans realizing aliens dont care and dont fight wars the same way we do as the get vaporized by aliens from space.

  • @CarrWilde
    @CarrWilde 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

  • @Giovannipileggi
    @Giovannipileggi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "when we crossed the borders of our Stars... All we could see... Was a living, moving, hungry sea of green..."

  • @georgeblair3894
    @georgeblair3894 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "It's not that I must win, but that you lose."

  • @DianaCasey-uq1nt
    @DianaCasey-uq1nt 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.

  • @danmchugh7106
    @danmchugh7106 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is excellent 👍

  • @peyiofea1937
    @peyiofea1937 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "But that wasn't the worst of it"
    - Malik, for the 111th time, half of the young soldiers and passed out and the rest puking their guts out lol.

  • @ChristianJoshua-j5g
    @ChristianJoshua-j5g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    With the realization of ones own potential and self-confidence in ones ability, one can build a better world.

  • @JodenWood-mm7lx
    @JodenWood-mm7lx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    " fear does not weaken those who have accepted it it only sinks in the reality of death more "

  • @XSR_RUGGER
    @XSR_RUGGER 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love Deathworlders. I haven't finished it yet so I'm not sure if this is from it but so far it's great.

  • @jassoj89
    @jassoj89 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When the aliens find out that the aliens we make in movies are more formidable and frightening than real ones coming to invade our planet. Lol

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “What pushed you back Honored Veteran”
    “The Brazilians.”
    “They must’ve been a powerful army.”
    “The army? No, the Brazilian people.”

  • @JaneMacaulay-r2r
    @JaneMacaulay-r2r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite of your feelings.

  • @jareds874
    @jareds874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Whooo. That was well done

  • @cyrusthevirus9878
    @cyrusthevirus9878 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn woulda been cool if the ending was them on their home planet and the humans were invading them now

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There is one of those stories that goes a bit in that direction.
      Summarized: the aliens have fought for many months, but had exterminated the humans at last, but at great loss.
      There had been some radio signals sent out and a reply was intercepted. After a lot of work the reply was deciphered.
      "Andromeda colonial outpost 27, call for aid received, war fleet 778 will arrive in 2 weeks for support"
      Que the alien despair.

  • @TrumanDarwin
    @TrumanDarwin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should.

  • @WardTerry
    @WardTerry 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

  • @jerryrichards8172
    @jerryrichards8172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This would make a great movie.
    Being told by the alians

  • @WernerNehemiah
    @WernerNehemiah 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Do not waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.

  • @PollyNora-j4o
    @PollyNora-j4o 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That is why we call it the present.

  • @Hellosmiley12345
    @Hellosmiley12345 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was captivating!

  • @HelldiverHazel
    @HelldiverHazel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Out here, away from the eye of mother Liberty, the red eyes of metal demons stalk through my dreams. I don't know why but- when It's quiet I fear them..but in person I never feel more alive than when I'm killing them..I don't think super earth is my home anymore.. I think my home is right here in hell.."
    -an unknown Helldiver

  • @doubleedgedfist1535
    @doubleedgedfist1535 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great story! Would make for a great movie too

  • @rickthemagicguy6075
    @rickthemagicguy6075 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Awesome story❤

  • @nema151
    @nema151 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Our "teeth" are still sharp. We fight each other for reasons other than survival all the time. We are probably in a sweet spot, advanced enough for technology, weapons, and tactics but still primitive enough to fight like insects defending their hive switching to an all-or-nothing mindset instantly.

  • @frankparmenter7800
    @frankparmenter7800 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The flickering was nearly enough to trigger my Epilepsy.

  • @elswagmaster6992
    @elswagmaster6992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its beyond arrogant to assume we could beat anything alien.

  • @EdithPhilemon-d5x
    @EdithPhilemon-d5x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

  • @RexWagner-f3l
    @RexWagner-f3l 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach.

  • @WillEffie
    @WillEffie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagination is the living power and prime agent of all human perception.

  • @goofjuice8067
    @goofjuice8067 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This story was pretty badass.

  • @ricoarmstrong7440
    @ricoarmstrong7440 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mankind will inherit the stars !

  • @duyas1628
    @duyas1628 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This like that aliens vs humans meme that talks about how different continents would fight them.

  • @QueenaConan
    @QueenaConan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.

  • @ohusky271
    @ohusky271 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    wait until they fight the Vietnamese

  • @davewebster5120
    @davewebster5120 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This makes sense. Humans are toughened by our competition as a result of scarcity. Aliens with advanced tech wouldn't be nearly as committed.

  • @jimbailey490
    @jimbailey490 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Wow!! Really well done! 👍

  • @bonchidude
    @bonchidude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    implausible period

  • @demynlo6437
    @demynlo6437 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pretty good story, just by the end all I could remember is all the crackling

  • @SoApost
    @SoApost 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    How does someone cast a shadow over a fire at night?

    • @shamWOOHOO22
      @shamWOOHOO22 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The same way Darth Vader's cape billows in space

    • @ahoosifoou4211
      @ahoosifoou4211 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Magic

    • @chrismessy
      @chrismessy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Maybe a way to signify the intensity of ones presence?

    • @JesseCase
      @JesseCase 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Skill, with much skill!

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@shamWOOHOO22Lmfao, yeah that is fitting

  • @JustinBrimhall-q8v
    @JustinBrimhall-q8v 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    AI written right

  • @RonaldJim-g6c
    @RonaldJim-g6c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What is not started today is never finished tomorrow.

  • @IvanWarren-c4r
    @IvanWarren-c4r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When the people start running at you while artillery is being fired in them and the enemy

  • @kc0dawnte
    @kc0dawnte 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This reminds me of the Macross Saga, specifically the 1st Robotech war.

  • @phillylifer
    @phillylifer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Well written by the young author

  • @EltonMac-s7x
    @EltonMac-s7x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.

  • @pauljconroysr4080
    @pauljconroysr4080 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    one thing that all who should listen to this narrative; is the points he makes about the supposed battle field is that we are still fighting like this from days before history to even this very day. when we all learn this then maybe ,just maybe we will become smarter overall . and hopefully some where in the future we shall give onto our future generations something to really be proud of. But Never Under estimate Us , for our own levels of cruelty is only matched by our compassion , what shall rule in the end i truly wonder .

  • @normanhines5189
    @normanhines5189 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No greater live hath a man than to give up his life for his friends.

  • @RilernCharlotte
    @RilernCharlotte 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.

  • @pittbullking87
    @pittbullking87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Great story!

  • @JoeSmith-tc6eg
    @JoeSmith-tc6eg หลายเดือนก่อน

    "And then we arrived at a place the humans called, St Louis..."

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    One day we'll have real people reading these again