@@m3chanist Jokes aside, it actually is fashionable on cars in some circles. I'm, not just talking about the 1950's F-100 with a patina finish. There is literally a whole trend coming out of the Democratic People's Republic of California that would have you go to the junkyard, buy a new hood for your car, strip the paint off, let it rust, then put that rusty hood onto your 2019 Honda. 😆
I dropped my youngest off at Uni last week, where he is doing a STEM course. He and I have watched your videos since he was too young to understand your jokes, along with those of My old Tony, Big Clive and various others. We have both learned a lot from you. He ended up doing a design engineering A level, so your tear down vids were always referenced whenever he described manufacturing processes, and for a while he wanted me to put a 3 phase supply in the garage and buy a Haas CNC machine. Luckily that passed. If one of your aims at the start was getting youngsters into engineering, you can tick that off. Nice work whoever you are. Gratitude and appreciation from this happy Dad.
From someone who's been watching since A stood for Arduino and sometimes videos ended with a stick on the ice - this felt like old times in the shop, good vibes in this video.
@@BrokeNRacing It seems it's back up now but he took it down for a while when he went through and purged the channel and made it so you can't see the number of subscribers and tried to clean up his act and be more civilized
As he was meandering through that joke it totally reminded me of Norm. Even before he mentioned him. All I could think of is “you don’t fuck with uncle Terry when he’s been drinkin”
Like a moth drawn to the light, I followed that ramble right to the end, and was greatly rewarded in doing so. Thanks for taking the time to pay tribute AvE.
So you're the guy at the equipment auction selling those virgin machines with a lot of age to them. I quote, "Look at this machine, never been touched with a wrench. It's got the original rusted bolts that have never been touched with a wrench. No rounded heads on those bolts." I've fell for that one before.
AvE's rant about edumacation reminds me of an old college joke, so old it was old when I was in college (mumble) decades ago. It regards the true meaning of the letters used to signify degrees. First we have the common B.S. degeree, and we all know what B.S. stands for. Then there is the M.S. degree (More of the ). Then there is the esteemed Ph.D., which, of course, signifies Piled higher and Deeper.
Reminds me of one of my favorite bad jokes. Any time someone hands me a camera or phone to take a photo I assure them of my skills by letting them know I have a Ph.D in photography. “Push Here Dummy”
If you wanted to put a really solid finish on that: you'd cart that off with steel wheel brush to get most of it off, then rust it, boil it, cart it again: then when it's evenly black and almost untouchable by the steel brush - soak it in oil for 24 hrs to set the finish. Then you would have something which has been "slow rust blued" - and such a finish is damned hard to damage or wear off. Not used much anymore outside of firearms and even then only on higher end stuff because it's labor intensive. Long since replaced by hot salt bluing, then phosphates, cerakote, etc. etc. Still, slow rust bluing, if you don't mind putting the work in, stands up pretty well.
Thanks. I want to try that. Where can I see the procedure exactly? You wrote "rust it" and you didn't say what method to use. "cart it again" meaning what? Boil it how? In water? for how long? Where can I find the procedure please?
Gotta figure out how to pickle my bolt, don't wanna take that Viagra stuff when I start going beyond ripe! Also - RIP Norm, one day we will get that moth to the right doctor.
From your teachings, AvE. I eventually made a bronze rose dipped in acid and steel for mothers day. It turned red from the reaction. My Ma was delighted.
I’ve taught high school- here’s what happened to you: during the important parts of the lecture, you were staring at the young ladies. Then during the test, you swore you never heard that stuff, and you didn’t.
I'm still dying here. RIP Norm, great tribute. Your Quebecois is spot on, tabernac! Watched the last part twice. The rust is cool too, chemicals are fun with the right ventilation and protective gear.
excellent explanation of academia and completely in line with what I observed during my time there, just more eloquently put than I could ever say myself.
Did I hear Justin Thirdhole, or is my hearing rusty and my brain just wants to laugh, and subconsciously fills in the blanks on the unrelated test question with humorous translation? Respect to those who laugh without caring if no one else sees the humor. RIP Norm, Thanks AvE!
I heard that joke in Bulgarian from my nan while we were in the village during the summer. Brings back lovely memories of eating salads from vegerables picked directly from the garden, and drinking попара with milk from the neighbour's cow, and bread from the other neighbour's wheat, and doing yard work throughout the day.
JESUS. I never thought that AvE would remind me of my late grandfather. I cannot thank you enough. This is the first joke i remember from him. I hardly remember him nowadays. A treat especialle indeed.
Ifn you want to make wood look less new. Just take some fine steel wool and shove it into a bottle of vinegar. After it disolves, apply to wood and wait. If you are using on pine, you need to add some tannins to it. To do so, make some tea and apply to the wood, after that dries apply the vinegar steel wool mix and wait.
@@stanimir4197 But they sell wrenches specifically made for the sole purpose of rounding hardware! They even have a thumbwheel so you round the corners completely off any size nut or bolt!
Back when your grand dad was a glimmer in some guys eye, the military had a name for the salt rusting of their rifles, known as Parkerization.. done well, they lasted for decades..
"Also, they don't talk in those ones. Might be a lesson in there." They say that the reason dog is man's best friend is they wag their tails instead of their tongues.
Meh, the talking is shop talk which is what my life revolves around. Although the classical music machining videos were a nice touch. I'll take what I can get
5 yrs without ethanol. Thank God I stopped when liver started saying it's always 5:00. But good to know how to make steel instantly rusty. Thanks for the video!
Being from Michigan I can relate to your reference. On another note we used to play a name game called dead or Canadien. It saddens me that Norm has become both. He was a great man who stood his ground.
Good thing there are obedient persons developing, disseminating and applying the knowledge that fills your workshop with tools, fasteners and chemical reagents ... not to mention the wide range of book learning that went into developing the equipment you use to make the videos(audio too) AND, of course the BEER.
Used to use Muriatic acid working around pools to balance the PH, or do acid wash on the plasters. Stuff always stank. We had several cases fall over in the back of our van and the smell and smoke was something. Another guy we worked with dropped a few cases in the road and fogged it all out.
I left a plastic tub of muriatic acid in my shop overnight with no lid next to the door thinking it would be enough ventilation. Returned the next day and discovered every single piece of steel and iron in the shop had a film of black rust. I learned the hard way, just not the hardest way.
This reminds me when I started out as a bricklayer, I once used brick acid to clean my trowel and it rusted to shit when I got it out next day. Wire brush at the end of the day keeps it sparkling now.
@@izzyplusplusplus1004 Yes steel wire, Sorry. In the UK some people call "Wire Wool" "Steel wire" also so got confused and thought you meant wire wool. Got there in the end lol.
Ahh yes good ole parkerizing or as you called it zinc phosphating - there is also manganese phosphate. Works great on weapons as well - the increased surface area and the etching hold onto oil better. Then you do browning and rust bluing. Great video!
When your bolt is rusty it will meet ASTM 242 High Strength low alloy weathered steel. They are designed by spec and the original patent to do this which is a protective rust coat on the surface.
the bane of my existence, now in a tutorial :(
@@m3chanist Dodge/RAM pickups call it structural steel
@@m3chanist Jokes aside, it actually is fashionable on cars in some circles. I'm, not just talking about the 1950's F-100 with a patina finish.
There is literally a whole trend coming out of the Democratic People's Republic of California that would have you go to the junkyard, buy a new hood for your car, strip the paint off, let it rust, then put that rusty hood onto your 2019 Honda. 😆
Ah yes, the good old Fe²0³ threadlock
You went through all that trouble to get a superscript 3. It's supposed to be subscript. Fe2O3
Mother natures loctite, costs nothing. Tell me why I would ever want to pay for it?
It's what keeps my bikes together, can't beat the stuff 😁👍
Above my pay grade
60% of the time it snaps bolt heads every time
I'm on my way.
Hide the evaprorust. Thats it!
Ha!
HTR and AVE; if TOT joined the chat I’d prob explode
@@BobWilson84 #gush
Hahaha!
I dropped my youngest off at Uni last week, where he is doing a STEM course. He and I have watched your videos since he was too young to understand your jokes, along with those of My old Tony, Big Clive and various others. We have both learned a lot from you. He ended up doing a design engineering A level, so your tear down vids were always referenced whenever he described manufacturing processes, and for a while he wanted me to put a 3 phase supply in the garage and buy a Haas CNC machine. Luckily that passed. If one of your aims at the start was getting youngsters into engineering, you can tick that off. Nice work whoever you are. Gratitude and appreciation from this happy Dad.
From someone who's been watching since A stood for Arduino and sometimes videos ended with a stick on the ice - this felt like old times in the shop, good vibes in this video.
Man the memories, I still remember the good ol' doggies in Asia story, a little disturbing but then again what isn't that's fun
Better yet how to tune up your lawnmower, video is taken down now
@@mebob123 What?!?! That's my all time favorite video on the tubes! Why in the world is that gone?
@@BrokeNRacing It seems it's back up now but he took it down for a while when he went through and purged the channel and made it so you can't see the number of subscribers and tried to clean up his act and be more civilized
Too much bad advice on this channel.
I still haven't been able to get my dick out of this vise.
"Be sure to engage your safety squints and your double rubbers."
"In this case i'm just going to be careful."
hilarious
It's almost like we watched the same video
RIP Norm, for real. One of my favorites, not just comedians, but human beings.
The old chunk o coal’s become a diamond. Rest In Peace Norm
THIS IS ABOUT THE RUST
First sean lock noe norm, its been a sad couple months for comedy
@@sprinkleLPs your post just informed me of Sean Lock's death. He was one of my favorites.
Stalin was worse.
"Everything will be covered in this class. What is not covered in lecture, will be covered on the test."
Hey! If I wanted to make functional objects worse, & listen to rambling jokes, I would've gone to work today.
Surely, you must work for the government?
I have been missing norm This passed week. I think this was the greatest tribute to Norm that I have seen!
Same here. The group of savages got a little smaller. Rust in power, Turd Ferguson.
As he was meandering through that joke it totally reminded me of Norm. Even before he mentioned him. All I could think of is “you don’t fuck with uncle Terry when he’s been drinkin”
Agreed so very glad I stuck though to the end.
Like a moth drawn to the light, I followed that ramble right to the end, and was greatly rewarded in doing so. Thanks for taking the time to pay tribute AvE.
since restaurations bring millions of views, uncle B. here found a way here to get his view count into the negatives with reverse restauration.
So you're the guy at the equipment auction selling those virgin machines with a lot of age to them. I quote, "Look at this machine, never been touched with a wrench. It's got the original rusted bolts that have never been touched with a wrench. No rounded heads on those bolts." I've fell for that one before.
All original. Even the oil!
@@WeighedWilson Got that vintage gasoline
@@pmuel I had a vintage 3hp evinrude with vintage gas. Took a bit of work to make it run after 30 years in a basement. Very unique smell.
Yup. Guaranteed original. That's genuine 1963 dirt in that air filter!
AvE's rant about edumacation reminds me of an old college joke, so old it was old when I was in college (mumble) decades ago. It regards the true meaning of the letters used to signify degrees. First we have the common B.S. degeree, and we all know what B.S. stands for. Then there is the M.S. degree (More of the ). Then there is the esteemed Ph.D., which, of course, signifies Piled higher and Deeper.
I think I first heard those as a kid, reading one of Heinlein's novels.
Reminds me of one of my favorite bad jokes. Any time someone hands me a camera or phone to take a photo I assure them of my skills by letting them know I have a Ph.D in photography. “Push Here Dummy”
3 degrees below zero.
Everybody in the QC department at my job has PHD's, that's for sure. I've told them as much in a moment of disappointment.
Also means Papa has Dough
If you wanted to put a really solid finish on that: you'd cart that off with steel wheel brush to get most of it off, then rust it, boil it, cart it again: then when it's evenly black and almost untouchable by the steel brush - soak it in oil for 24 hrs to set the finish. Then you would have something which has been "slow rust blued" - and such a finish is damned hard to damage or wear off. Not used much anymore outside of firearms and even then only on higher end stuff because it's labor intensive. Long since replaced by hot salt bluing, then phosphates, cerakote, etc. etc. Still, slow rust bluing, if you don't mind putting the work in, stands up pretty well.
Indeed
So is the newer bluing and parkerizing and shit more durable?
My dad blued my hunting barrel and it has lasted for 20 years without rust
Thanks. I want to try that. Where can I see the procedure exactly? You wrote "rust it" and you didn't say what method to use. "cart it again" meaning what? Boil it how? In water? for how long? Where can I find the procedure please?
@@prestonvandivier1379 Can you please point to a video where he shows exactly the procedure, since you are familiar with this videos?
Gotta figure out how to pickle my bolt, don't wanna take that Viagra stuff when I start going beyond ripe!
Also - RIP Norm, one day we will get that moth to the right doctor.
Turn out the lights
Hats off Sir. As a Minnesotan, my heart goes out to all Canadians for the loss of your great sage.
From your teachings, AvE. I eventually made a bronze rose dipped in acid and steel for mothers day. It turned red from the reaction. My Ma was delighted.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets drunk and rambles while I'm working alone in the shop.
Right, and I don't even do it on camera...
... probably for the best, though 😬
Loved the delivery! You even cocked the names up!
I’ve taught high school- here’s what happened to you: during the important parts of the lecture, you were staring at the young ladies. Then during the test, you swore you never heard that stuff, and you didn’t.
I'm still dying here. RIP Norm, great tribute. Your Quebecois is spot on, tabernac! Watched the last part twice.
The rust is cool too, chemicals are fun with the right ventilation and protective gear.
This is almost a “vintage” AvE vid. Semi informative but still at a level for the back of the class.
excellent explanation of academia and completely in line with what I observed during my time there, just more eloquently put than I could ever say myself.
I used Muiriatic acid once in my garage, couple days later went into the old shop to discover anything bare metal had rusted...Duh -oh.
great stuff. as a automotive refinisher we have seen the full gamut of oxidation and crazy bi-metal reaction with metallic paint...
Just rediscovered your channel after a couple years. Watched you all the time during my lunch hour at my old job. Great stuff.
AvE throwing shots at Hand Tool Rescue is fuckin hilarious
His shout out to My Mechanics was cool too
Did I hear Justin Thirdhole, or is my hearing rusty and my brain just wants to laugh, and subconsciously fills in the blanks on the unrelated test question with humorous translation? Respect to those who laugh without caring if no one else sees the humor. RIP Norm, Thanks AvE!
I love how your end mills cutter is out of its case, but the case is right there. Reminds me of my own bench.
Thanks for the story really brightened my day
I just realised. You are one of those guys to have the best conversations in a garage or workshop after work, with few beers
You must be new 'round these parts... ;)
Ahh, the PBR and a story time. Cheers brother 🍻
"I'ma just be careful"
*Song* shake hands with danger plays.
I kid. I kid.
Today on Safety Third...
Cocktail hour is rarely so informative. Best Mixologist in all of Candanavia
Did those giant bolts make anyone imagine AvE had teeny hands for a little while?
I’m enjoying these frequent videos, keep em commin
I've never enjoyed watching a hand speak so much in my life!
Far better than even the best sock puppets!
Man lots of new content lately, thanks!
Dang man you had these vijeaos lined up rapid fire! Glad to see ya putting out for us again
I heard that joke in Bulgarian from my nan while we were in the village during the summer.
Brings back lovely memories of eating salads from vegerables picked directly from the garden, and drinking попара with milk from the neighbour's cow, and bread from the other neighbour's wheat, and doing yard work throughout the day.
I live in Michigan, you sure know your stuff. Spot on with the rust.
I loved your channel before, but PBR on the healing bench? You have made it to a whole new level of greatness!!!
Your videos remind me of my dads talks about engineering when I was a nipper, comforting and interesting.
Funny you should say that, I just spent my weekend working on a rusty chevy pickup that has seen many Michigan winters. Your statement is accurate.
Hard to believe I’ve been watching this guy for close to a decade. Guess there’s something to be said about consistency. Cheers I’ll drink to you AVE!
I love getting distracted right before bed.
Good evening from South Africa
JESUS. I never thought that AvE would remind me of my late grandfather. I cannot thank you enough. This is the first joke i remember from him. I hardly remember him nowadays. A treat especialle indeed.
Ifn you want to make wood look less new. Just take some fine steel wool and shove it into a bottle of vinegar. After it disolves, apply to wood and wait. If you are using on pine, you need to add some tannins to it. To do so, make some tea and apply to the wood, after that dries apply the vinegar steel wool mix and wait.
Thanks for the tip, I might try that!
I’ve noticed on our GSI branded grain bins. The buckets of bolts they use to bolt the bin together say “hexavalent free, it’s The law”
🤷♂️
Well the wife must be driving ole Ave mad, he's been spending more time with us drinkin :D
Are you 6?
Bolt heads need to be rounded some...you know - for that truly "custom" look...
you know what rounds bolts pretty good - using 17mm spanner on a 11/16 seized one (who the fock uses 7/16 bolts in the midst of cuntinental europe)
@@stanimir4197 But they sell wrenches specifically made for the sole purpose of rounding hardware! They even have a thumbwheel so you round the corners completely off any size nut or bolt!
Back when your grand dad was a glimmer in some guys eye, the military had a name for the salt rusting of their rifles, known as Parkerization.. done well, they lasted for decades..
wow dude!
Your video is great, I'm watching it with pleasure. It's like a documentary, thank you
AvE you've been uploading extremely frequently. Thanks.
That explanation in the beginning spot on m8!
The Cog Brothers have always been part of the machine. Welcome home buddy.
"Also, they don't talk in those ones. Might be a lesson in there."
They say that the reason dog is man's best friend is they wag their tails instead of their tongues.
7:55... You sir explain the world in a way that makes total sense... It was the best PBR rant ever....
MKE understands the sayings of words when the blue ribbon comes out, peace and good vibes.
Meh, the talking is shop talk which is what my life revolves around. Although the classical music machining videos were a nice touch. I'll take what I can get
That joke went around the school yard where I grew up. It's old but good to hear you tell it.
My favorite gentlemans paying tribute to my favorite comedian.
you always brighten my day ave XD
Is it really rust if it's not scabrous and flakin' off like chewed baklava?
your chemistry skills are impressive, dealing with gravity still seems to be a challenge though @6.39 :-)
I too struggle with gravity after a few cold ones
It just occurred to me I have been subscribed to this channel or at least watching for about 6 years maybe 7 now. Nuts how time sneaks up on ya.
Still use lots of cad plated NAS/MS fasteners in mil-spec/defense world. Someday we may change
Only old stuff. New stuff can't use it.
@@Kandralla Must be different industry, I work R&D and we get it brand new all the time
@Kandralla for aerospace Cadmium plating is still highly used because of cold welding out in space.
5 yrs without ethanol. Thank God I stopped when liver started saying it's always 5:00. But good to know how to make steel instantly rusty. Thanks for the video!
30 years last April, cant remember if i miss it.....
Everyone from the USA who has seen the film Erin Brockovich, knows how toxic hexavalent chromium is ...
PG&E knows
Being from Michigan I can relate to your reference. On another note we used to play a name game called dead or Canadien. It saddens me that Norm has become both. He was a great man who stood his ground.
Fun fact, aviation fasteners, still Cadmium. I do selective plating, using all of these fun dichromates and hexavalent koolaids.
Yes, Thanks for the laughs Norm. Godspeed.
Good thing there are obedient persons developing, disseminating and applying the knowledge that fills your workshop with tools, fasteners and chemical reagents ... not to mention the wide range of book learning that went into developing the equipment you use to make the videos(audio too) AND, of course the BEER.
Thank you for the tribute to Norm. Rest in peace
Next up, how to remove radiation from Russian Steel!
Used to use Muriatic acid working around pools to balance the PH, or do acid wash on the plasters. Stuff always stank. We had several cases fall over in the back of our van and the smell and smoke was something.
Another guy we worked with dropped a few cases in the road and fogged it all out.
I left a plastic tub of muriatic acid in my shop overnight with no lid next to the door thinking it would be enough ventilation. Returned the next day and discovered every single piece of steel and iron in the shop had a film of black rust. I learned the hard way, just not the hardest way.
This dude is way more edumacated than he lets on. The fella is my sci-fi reference hero too.
As someone who is from Michigan.. that hit the nail on the head lmao.
You're the best !!
The tip for a whole minute. AVE feeling generous today
This reminds me when I started out as a bricklayer, I once used brick acid to clean my trowel and it rusted to shit when I got it out next day. Wire brush at the end of the day keeps it sparkling now.
Steel wire?
@@izzyplusplusplus1004 no a wire brush. Like a normal brush but has steel strands instead of bristles. Cleans the dried on mortar off easily.
@@Simonsimps So yes, a steel wire brush. You said no, then said yes.
I got ya. I was just curious if you used a brass wire brush, or a steel.
@@izzyplusplusplus1004 Yes steel wire, Sorry. In the UK some people call "Wire Wool" "Steel wire" also so got confused and thought you meant wire wool. Got there in the end lol.
@@Simonsimps Makes sense now!
I simply just had a bit of wee come out because of Jean Jean, literally in tears from laughing 😂🤣🤣 magnifique as they dont say in the french colonies
Just when I couldn't like you any more than a man should another...the PBR comes out.
Truly a brother from another mother 😂
Bloody hell man the Quebecois impersonations are crazy good. Even the way they think too
i was thinking of norm as you went rambling on that story lol
Thanks for saluting the man.
Rip Norm that was great
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I'm missing something key here.
Ahh yes good ole parkerizing or as you called it zinc phosphating - there is also manganese phosphate. Works great on weapons as well - the increased surface area and the etching hold onto oil better. Then you do browning and rust bluing. Great video!
When your bolt is rusty it will meet ASTM 242 High Strength low alloy weathered steel. They are designed by spec and the original patent to do this which is a protective rust coat on the surface.
Mention of my home state! Greetings from the mitten!
Rest in peace, Turd Ferguson. You were a funny S.O.B. 💪
RIP Norm you are dearly missed
PBR on the workbench! Now that's looking like my shop 🤓
Fixing stuff equals drinking beer! Welcome to Wisconsin 🤣
thanks for the michigan rust belt shout out
Autodidacts are rare.
High functioning autodidacts are priceless.
There once was a man, AvE. A filthy canuck was he. From Milwaukee to Montreal Oh! What a treat especial! Making videos just for you and me.
So much good!
Just thought you'd like to know, this was recommended after a my mechanics vijeo. Thanks algorithm!
Rip Norm. You are missed.