I kinda expected that too, but you know Flashgitz, and Creepsmcpasta, keep up the amazing work, I mostly watch your vids about creepy pastas and they are amazing reads keep up the great work!
@Spider-Man Actually Halo Wars would technically be the First of all the Halo Games as it's events predate the events that followed Halo Reach and Halo Combat Evolved.
Whoever voice acted Chief for the Halo Three Chief, literally had me fooled for a minute there. I actually thought that was the real voice actor. He did a great job, sounds just like him if you're not paying attention, you would think it was him.
@@ilijadopua9208 though I religiously prefer halo, I do play cod because I can at least set up bot matches and have more fun than playing CE for the fortieth time
Halo: CE's the reclusive older brother, Halo 2's the spoiled, whiny child, Halo 3's the wise and understanding brother, Halo 4's the drunk half-brother, Microsoft's the abusive rich father, and 343's the misunderstood, caring stepmother who smokes and drinks. Seems pretty accurate.
***** That's down to opinion, but some people might not like her smoking and drinking on the side and thus being clouded while doing things with the series.
Halo CE: the quiet awesome person who everyone gives a good nod to Halo 2: the whiny middle brother who you feel bad for Halo 3: the amazing man who everyone knows and loves Halo 4: the broken depressing alcoholic Halo 5: just a destroyed wreck
@@spartangoku7610 half jaw is his nickname in one of the games too, i forget which but theres a point where a grunt refers to him as half jaw when Rtas isnt around
@@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan I personally didn't care for forge. One thing I liked about Halo 2 Anniversary and Reach was there were big open/empty maps you could do anything you wanted with. Last time I used Halo 5s it didn't have that and I hate the controls. There was also a lot of stuff I'd set up that wouldn't even work the way they were supposed to. Also I remember despising the controls of it. I get it was trying to be "more professional" like people keep telling me but still.
@@Shadowfire204 Halo 5 has the most open maps for forging. Halo Reach you still had to use the ground they provided in 5 you can make it yourself. In 5 there is maps with nothing at all no ground etc. You can shape it into anything halo 5 forge makes the rest look like garbage. An if you disagree you just haven't used it or don't like it because it's not a old Halo game. You can setup stuff however you want you didn't know how to do it.
We've had a few reports that notifications for mobile and tablet didn't go out for this video. It's almost as if the video is... searching for players...
Dude, you are the greatest. Keep up producing Master Chief, because we love it even more than what you normally produce (no offence, but he is THE Master Chief). By the way, great work with this peace. hope to see more halo/master chief stuff in the future
Drunkn' Master Chief is the best Master Chief. And by the sounds of it, Halo 6 is looking just as promising. 👌😂 Amazing work as always Don & Tom! "FlashGitzzz fliupppahlippaaahgh"
Flashgitz Hey, uhh, I know this is an inappropriate place for this kind of thing, but... I love you guys. Seriously, I've been subbed since Draigo and pretty much every video you've made has been near-perfect. As a long time Halo fan, I'm so fucking glad to see this too. Shame about the 40k stuff going down, but hey, you're still fucking awesome.
This was genius! burst my piles laughin so thanx for that! Let me entertain u back with some more dirty humor - amazon.co.uk/dp/B00QH3ROFS - Hope u enjoy the f*ck out of it :)
It's amazing that people are still split about this today, I err on the side of Reach had a beautiful and fun campaign with a good story and amazing soundtrack. Certainly a lot better than the abomination that was Halo 5.
Halo CE: The quiet oldest brother Halo 2: whiny and spoiled Halo 3: the motivational brother that's always there for you Halo 4: a drunk trainwreck Halo 5: literally born broken Edit: *writing skills aren't that good, read at your own risk.* -Halo 3 ODST: Tries to come see his father often, but knows that his step mom, 343 hates him. She intentionally destroyed the invite that was supposed to go to him for 2's birthday. ODST visits his real mom, Bungie, the most out of the rest of the brothers. -Halo reach: Halo reach was that one child that was born in the worst time possible, he wasn't old enough to know his mom personally, and didn't understand the gravity of the situation at the time when Bungie left. His brothers, halo 1-3 all took care of him as best they could, they never told Reach the truth about where mom went. "Oh, she just went to go fix some bugs in our game engine.", "Mom didn't leave, she just went to go watch red vs blue!". Through all the lies, Reach still knew, Reach is probably the smartest of all the brothers when it comes to psychology, he knows when someone's lying to him, even through the golden visors. To the rest of the family, he's just that impressionable kid, but deep down is the most powerful of them all, being treated like a young child gets on his nerves, so Reach didn't go to the party. -Halo wars: left the house as soon as they turned 18, microsoft hasn't heard from him since. -Halo wars 2: was only born in hopes that halo wars 1 would come back, it worked out in the end, in a way. Halo wars 1 helped pay for halo wars 2's college fund AND student loans. Both brothers are currently living together, catching up on what halo wars 1 had missed since he's been gone. *EDIT AGAIN* -Halo infinite: Is but a toddler at the moment, but 343 seems to be taking good care of her new child, while Microsoft deals with halo wars 1 and 2. He wants to mend their relationship, but both brothers never really seem to have the time for him. Little does he know, that Halo infinite will be just like Halo wars 1 and 2 if he doesn't be part of his life. (Also, on the topic in the reply section since the argument is at a standstill, both halo 2 and 5 are great games. Both games have their strengths and weaknesses, Halo 2's old technology and glitches, but great campaign, and Halo 5's great multiplayer compatibility, but a terrible campaign. Like, who tf is this Locke guy? idgaf, where's Arbiter? (At least imo, don't spartan laser me).
@@jesush.9803 forge not even being included at launch and 343 adding weapons and vehicles that we’re more broken than the last, also arena being unplayable and warzone being the laggiest Halo experience besides CE on the original Xbox live
Pretty much It has nice gameplay, but the campaign is shit it has nice multiplayer but the unlocks are behind RNG bullshit it has nice graphics but the art-style is fucking horrendous. Simply put, halo 5 is an abomination, and judging from infinite, 343i hasn't learned their lessons yet.
@@Razgriz_01 The RNG is better than the bullshit map pack system that they had before or where they forced you to pay 60 for the challenge to unlock armor, and the artstyle is much better than 3
@@deathtrooper2048 Reach didnt ruin Halos gameplay, yes it had armor abilities but the core of what Halos Multiplayer was there. Sandbox driving combat. Halo 3 is the abimity of this. Halo 5s Spartan abilities go against that gameplay. That's why we didn't any developer btb maps because the developers knew this.
Did anyone else notice the plaster on Sgt Johnson as to where he got shot by the monitor? I only realised that after watching it back, about 5 times xD
I also noticed that Halo CE almost got raped by a flood and then when Halo 5 was “released” I noticed that its icon kept switching in between Halo 5 to CoD 3 and to DeadX
you guys are a killer team.... the animation - the voice overs - and the background music....fun fact : I subscribed to alex walker smiths youtube channel yeaaars ago because of his music....so its awesome that hes actually the composer of your team
Halo 3 to me is the best Halo. But Reach & Halo 2 were so good that I totally understand someone choosing them as their favorite. All in all 2004-2011 was a terrific time for Halo and online gaming in general.
I mean...by the stats, Halo 2 was the best Halo. According to demographics, gen Z voted Halo 3 the most, but that was because a lot of them had also answered that they never played halo 2 or halo ce. So they legitimately just have no comparison. That, to me, is incredibly sad.
@Doom Slayer I said it was decent. I never said it was good. The campaign was fast paced and could get confusing at times yet it still delivered lore that tied in with its predecessors. Like how it mentioned prometheans were created to fight the flood or how it focused on forerunner; beings the covenant were obsessed with. Unlike halo five and what infinites trailer showed us, it stuck with the original weapon designs with a few adjustments. It gave info about what happened before the rings fired pretty clearly. The multiplayer was fine. Though constant sprint does take away from gameplay not only in multiplayer and campaign it isn't right to give a final opinion based on that. Abilitys were weird but most of them only lasted a few seconds before waiting a while for them to be reused. And unlike halo five, they didn't add over the top mechanics that took away from the experience. At least not that much.
@Ofel Oktaf Purbayasa I think the 343 fanboys are the only ones trying to say that 4 and 5 were complete games with good gameplay and enough content. They weren't. You don't need to be a "bungie fanboy" to see that 4 and 5 were corpses of content trying to be something Halo isn't.
+Sam The story suuuuuuccccckkkkkksss! However, the multiplayer isn't like COD at all. This video was made before any gameplay came out and they just guessed because Halo 4 was a COD clone. The only abilities Halo 5 has that COD has is ground pound and slide. The rest either came from Halo Reach.
And ADS which is something Halo shouldn't have... Halo 5 is basically an ultra futuristic CoD. Halo is not Halo anymore with 343, even if its mostly Bungie employees.
+MLG Doge That doesn't make sense. Halo 5 isn't like old Halo, but it's not like COD. Halo 5 has equal starts, large amounts of health, the abilities are much less intrusive. You don't see guys flying around and running on walls. The abilities have special balancing, like the thrust has a long cool down, and sprint stops sheiks recharge. The groundpound shows a warning on the radar and has a charge time, and the slide is useless. Also the ADS is just a new animation. Gameplay wise the scope is the exact same as before, the only difference is that you can scope with all guns, but that's only so the stabilizers work.
+Ben P Fuck Reach multiplayer. Dude they took out the most important thing in fucking Halo gaming. The thing that made the game a hilarious experience in any mode. Fucking insane explosion and hit physics. Like the gravity hammer doesn't even come close to sending people flying like thy used to. When you die mid air you don't do anything but a dive instead of flailing limbs and crazy flips. Also starting at Reach the armors became fucking stupid looking. Halo 3 had the best armor bc it wasn't simple with enough details to look sleek and cool. Now all halo armors have way more textures than they need, shit tons of ammo belts, and they just look messy as fuck.
Abelofthetwinsouls Soooo, to you, the most important thing about a halo game is... FUCKING PHYSICS?!?!?!?! And stupid physics at that. And the armor in reach looked cool as shit, it just got messy if you put too much shit ontop of that badass armor. But that was the joy of it, loading your character with armor with a ton of unneeded crap to rub it in the faces of the low levels. Other than that, the only things wrong with the game were the lack of iconic default maps and the campaign being meh for a halo game.
Ben P Yes The stupid physics were what made the Halo games EXTRA fun. There was nothing more satisfying than using the gravity hammer to send a dude flying across the map on a lucky hit. Or sending your opponent spinning across the ground after punching them with the butt of your shotgun. Without the crazy physics the games are no different than Call of Duty.
She was smoking and drinking
Halo 5 makes so much sense
LOL
It wasn't that bad... The multiplayer was fun atleast.
@@GoPenGo multiplayer was alright and I did like customs finder and forge but everything else was jack shit horrible, the campaign was the worst part
Just realized that too
I fricking hate the AAA franchises but still i believe that Halo is fucking standard when compared to others titles like assholes creed
The voice for Halo 3 Master Chief was pretty close to the original
Gabe Weller damn, you’re right!
That does sound like Steve Downes!
He really sounds like Rick Hunter channeling Steve Downes.
Magnus what the fuck?
@@valhalanguardsman2588 I ran out of books you belligerent bastard!
Imagine they used steve downess
I love how halo 3 is the awesome older brother that everybody loves
He's the rebellious one that didn't have time to make it to the party, just like the biggest brother, Halo CE.
should be halo ce and 2
CE was there
lmao
Halo 3 too
“nobody’s perfect” is scarily close to halo infinite’s “we all fail” cutscene
I was thinking of that haha
I was saying the same thing 😂
Yeah thats why i came back to see this
Damn 😂
Where do you think 343 got the idea lmao
Halo 3 is definitely the prodigy that everyone looks up to. That was spot on.
And CE was the big brother that 3 wanted to be like.
@UltraWeebMaster where is your picture from
Well in halo 2 you could play the arbriter , but anyway halo 3 is the best
@@tankmen5686 You can in 3. Co-op.
@@tankmen5686 the trilogy is legendary but the 2 is the best game and story for me
Yea, basically.
Oh cool it's Luke love your videos Man I have to say what is your favorite Halo faction probably won't get comment but yeah
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@@davidhatcher7016 ?
no master chif he is going to get raped but no he did good
Ever coming back to Halo?
I was expecting to see the new baby covered in Mountain Dew logos and Doritos dust XD
I found you
and dont forgot the sunglasses
I kinda expected that too, but you know Flashgitz, and Creepsmcpasta, keep up the amazing work, I mostly watch your vids about creepy pastas and they are amazing reads keep up the great work!
117 likes. God has answered our prayers!
What creeps I love ur vids I would never expect u to watch flashgitz that's cool
I like it how chief was singing Breaking Benjamin.
I was about to think I was the only who noticed
Fr
I lost it at "Only the STRONGEST will SURVIVE! lololol"
@Spider-Man Actually Halo Wars would technically be the First of all the Halo Games as it's events predate the events that followed Halo Reach and Halo Combat Evolved.
ive got a friend that could sing it the exact same way after i load him up with booze
How the hell does flashgitz predict literally everything correctly.
Idk racist mario... is that true? 😂
Undercover Halo developer?
Mazemaker4life Yes
Quasar Stone cause they got four balls and seven dicks lmao
I don't think so, i mean, for my at least, halo 4 has a better history than halo 2
“Nobody’s perfect” says halo 3
Lol
Where is halo reach
Bungi took him in the divorce
Halo infinite will hopefully be better than halo 3
What do you mean? Halo 3 was perfect
“Your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure”
- Prophet of Truth
Chin Chin The Dark Lord this quote couldn’t be any more perfect for our current state of affairs.
"I will continue my campaign to making more Halo sequels."
-343i
@@XDivi "No, you will not"
-Microsoft
''Nay, it was HERESY!''
Arbiter: “ I will continue my campaign against the humans”
Prophet of truth:”no, you will not”
Whoever voice acted Chief for the Halo Three Chief, literally had me fooled for a minute there. I actually thought that was the real voice actor. He did a great job, sounds just like him if you're not paying attention, you would think it was him.
He sounded like tom from toonami
I'm your 100th
@@stitchedbyiron wewt
@@leviathandrumming2175 ???
Steve Blum the voice actor youre thinking is Steve Blum
"My dad is Microsoft"
*Every 12 year old when you kill them once on COD*
69 likes
Which COD?
@@Someone-yn9qm mw2 or bo1/2
aha jokes on u i don't play cod
@@ilijadopua9208 though I religiously prefer halo, I do play cod because I can at least set up bot matches and have more fun than playing CE for the fortieth time
"My dad is Microsoft!" - Master Chief 2015
2014 tho
2012
Lol he,s barnacules, u guys should subscribe to him
Chick dude its 2015.....
It was made December 2014 dip shit
Guess REACH didn't get an invitation either.
Maybe because 6 is still trapped in Reach, he need our credit card number so we can help him.
or combat evolved
@@strif3s combat evolved was there.
Why unless the party also accepts red shirts
Because reach is dead.
1:39 August 11th 2020. You keep cookin’ in there Halo Infinite.
Amen lad
Hopefully the campaign is good
"Wtf theses graphics are bad this game us RUINED"
Ohh yeah, the king is back boys
Looks like 343i wasn’t smoking and drinking with Infinite so far. Which is extremely good.
Bruh... Halo 5's banner was glitching out to Call of Duty...
Cause its a gameplay clone or cod
I've played Halo 5, it's no different from COD
Its accurate.
It's basically COD with vehicles and armor abilities.
It became a money grab like cod
Halo: CE's the reclusive older brother, Halo 2's the spoiled, whiny child, Halo 3's the wise and understanding brother, Halo 4's the drunk half-brother, Microsoft's the abusive rich father, and 343's the misunderstood, caring stepmother who smokes and drinks. Seems pretty accurate.
I know right XD
***** Hehe, basically, no matter what 343 does, they always have their addictions they can't overcome.
I Sir Laughsalot But imo 343i is doing great
***** That's down to opinion, but some people might not like her smoking and drinking on the side and thus being clouded while doing things with the series.
I Sir Laughsalot I don't know halo 4 seems like my kinda guy
Reach isn't there cause Bungie took him with the divorce xD
Why would you say somthing so controversial yet so brave
😳
And ODST
Also halo wars
@@abrogee bungie can keep halo wars but reach why
I never knew I needed Southern Elites until this very moment..
Halo CE: the quiet awesome person who everyone gives a good nod to
Halo 2: the whiny middle brother who you feel bad for
Halo 3: the amazing man who everyone knows and loves
Halo 4: the broken depressing alcoholic
Halo 5: just a destroyed wreck
Zannybro 101 Obviously dumbass
Suprise no Reach was in there although barely involved Master Chief
Halo 4 was better than we remembered
I think halo 2 should've had a better wrap but I still think its funny.
Halo 5: just a destroyed wreck with a broken visor*
“We’ve all made mistakes, nobody’s perfect”
*-halo 3*
Only complaint is that some weapons are barely used.
I have never picked up a brute shot outside of the campaign...
@@chocchip4172 Brute shots definitely had their uses m8
Says halo 3
@@chocchip4172 you just gotta know where to look.
@@thanos7045 Looking back, I should made that clearer. I meant I barely used it, not that I haven't picked it up.
I love the "wort" sound the Elite Major makes when he falls down at 1:07
"WORT"
Wort?!
Wooooort?
How the hell did you notice that ?
I’ve watched this at least 30 times since it’s came out. I thank you for telling me this 😂😂😂
This has still aged very well considering halo 5’s story
lol anyone else notice the 343i was smoking cigarettes and drinking while pregnant? XD
+volleyballguy1991 oh shit lol good observation
why did they have to put guilty spark as 343 lmao
***** was guilty spark only in 343 halo games I can't remember it's been a long timw
xD
She also has the halo activation index
"Only the strongest will survive!" I will always like breaking benjamin
Also did anyone notice shipmaster's name was half-jaw
My favorite band
That's his nickname. It's actually Rtas 'Vadum.
At first i thought it said half-jew
Mafk101 and that nickname is canon!
Read Shadow of Intent.
@@spartangoku7610 half jaw is his nickname in one of the games too, i forget which but theres a point where a grunt refers to him as half jaw when Rtas isnt around
Did anyone else almost shed a tear in that brief touchy moment with Halo 3?
+Silver Lucario yea
+Silver Lucario It was....the greatest moment in Halo 4's existence.
+Silver Lucario yeah until he got shot in the head.
I would have but then the failed abortion of halo 5 killed the moment
Yes it was a good speech halo 3 is the most epic of them all yet
2:19 Halo infinite referenced this moment I believe. At the part where the pilot has a mental breakdown, and Master Chief is helping him out
Holy shit I noticed that
“Nobody’s perfect” says the most perfect game ever
Halo 2> shitty ass 3
@@aveyablueday reach and 2 are so much better than 3 lmfao
@@Jake-vu9mu sorry we couldn't hear that with halo 2 and reach's balls dripping from your forehead
@@jesush.9803 lol nope
Can we all just agree that all the halo games a fucking great.
"Did you know that Elites have four balls, and seven dicks?" I lost it!
bruh!!
+Jason Murillo Yo! Digging the Stray logo!!
thanks dude! \m/
💀💀💀
I`ll get the butter
I can't believe how f***ing accurate this short is about Halo 5.
How so?
Yeah, pretty much. Halo 5 fucking sucked
@@Shadowfire204 Halo 5 has the worst story but it does do somethings better then any other Halo. The forge is the best to date.
@@Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan I personally didn't care for forge. One thing I liked about Halo 2 Anniversary and Reach was there were big open/empty maps you could do anything you wanted with. Last time I used Halo 5s it didn't have that and I hate the controls. There was also a lot of stuff I'd set up that wouldn't even work the way they were supposed to. Also I remember despising the controls of it. I get it was trying to be "more professional" like people keep telling me but still.
@@Shadowfire204 Halo 5 has the most open maps for forging. Halo Reach you still had to use the ground they provided in 5 you can make it yourself. In 5 there is maps with nothing at all no ground etc. You can shape it into anything halo 5 forge makes the rest look like garbage. An if you disagree you just haven't used it or don't like it because it's not a old Halo game. You can setup stuff however you want you didn't know how to do it.
I love how Halo 5’s name flashes “Call of Duty” occasionally
I own Microsoft
20% intelligence
My dad owns Microsoft
60% intelligence
my dad IS Microsoft
💯% INTELLECTUAL
He's not wrong....
Correctness: 💯
Master Chief: Wake me when you need me
Halo fans in 2020: WAKE TF UP!
PS5 hit the senseless fan with new Corpse Party: Allison Road, produces by Konami.
FUCK YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE YOUR.NOT REAL
@@darthvadersleftglove i think he is a bot...
W A L T E R that’s what I’ve been saying
*B I T C H*
I lost it when Chief sang "Only the strongest will survive".
Shit, that takes me back.
DwayneHicks426 Lead me to heaven when we die! Oh how I listened to that song so much, hearing it made me cry a little even
I had to give you 117
8 years later and drunk chief still holds up to what’s going on with the franchise
Halo 3 cheif did'nt deserve to die
It is a metaphor that intends tl represent how 343i fucked up Halo 3 legacy
Did'nt or didn't
"Heros never die,they become legends"
Chief*
And that's exactly how halo 5 turned out
it took after halo 4
This video could tell the future
Paron Zubalon 9 year old spotted
+Paron Zubalon No has even mentioned COD so what are you talk about
The icon above the halo 5 babies head flashes call of duty.
We've had a few reports that notifications for mobile and tablet didn't go out for this video. It's almost as if the video is... searching for players...
Flashgitz XD
i see what ya did there... clever
Haha hardest achievement ever Complete 50 Matchmaking games.
Wen halo 4 is holding halo 5 and the name tag starts turning red and blue it says call of duty ool I think I found the Easter egg in the vid lol
Dude, you are the greatest. Keep up producing Master Chief, because we love it even more than what you normally produce (no offence, but he is THE Master Chief).
By the way, great work with this peace. hope to see more halo/master chief stuff in the future
"How could Flashgitz predict this!?"
Yeah, as if this all wasn't obvious already with the last few Halo games.
You trying to bring an armor ability in here BOIA
Uhhh, that’s not mine.
😭😭😭😭
🤣😂😂 his mouth looked funny while it was saying that
Thanks Gonzossm for showing me this, incredible.
1k plz
Huge Fan!!
Dude make some videos!
+Electronxz I'll get the butter
maxgeyfo
Halo 3's nobody's perfect line is even better after that one cutscene in Infinite with the pilot
Drunkn' Master Chief is the best Master Chief.
And by the sounds of it, Halo 6 is looking just as promising. 👌😂
Amazing work as always Don & Tom!
"FlashGitzzz fliupppahlippaaahgh"
You're looking just as promising...
My poop looks just as promising......
Flashgitz Hey, uhh, I know this is an inappropriate place for this kind of thing, but...
I love you guys.
Seriously, I've been subbed since Draigo and pretty much every video you've made has been near-perfect. As a long time Halo fan, I'm so fucking glad to see this too.
Shame about the 40k stuff going down, but hey, you're still fucking awesome.
This was genius! burst my piles laughin so thanx for that! Let me entertain u back with some more dirty humor - amazon.co.uk/dp/B00QH3ROFS - Hope u enjoy the f*ck out of it :)
***** sorry brah! the taste of your tears are promising tho if that helps at all ლ(◠‿◠)ლ
I love how halo 3 was the best one.
God Bless the Enclave
Probably the best one anyways
Halo reach is the rich successful cousin who burned bridges with the family.
too right
What about ODST
@@mjkoo5365 The detective who's always busy.
Not as rich or successful as 3 though.
It's amazing that people are still split about this today, I err on the side of Reach had a beautiful and fun campaign with a good story and amazing soundtrack. Certainly a lot better than the abomination that was Halo 5.
0:26 every single mission in a nutshell
2:49 Halo multiplayer in a nutshell
Little did we know that this was exactly how Halo 5 would turn out.
+TehPiemaygor Yup, RIP HALO CAMPAIGN (Admit it the multiplayer is still kinda fun).
+DeathMonkeys what about forge
Izaahy that1guy If the controls weren't shit it'd be perfect. And maybe a more forge world like map.
+TehPiemaygor I thought the campaign was great for halo 5, but they could of made it a lot longer then they did.
+TehPiemaygor their all the same fps is oversaturated as hell man
Halo CE: The quiet oldest brother
Halo 2: whiny and spoiled
Halo 3: the motivational brother that's always there for you
Halo 4: a drunk trainwreck
Halo 5: literally born broken
Edit: *writing skills aren't that good, read at your own risk.*
-Halo 3 ODST: Tries to come see his father often, but knows that his step mom, 343 hates him. She intentionally destroyed the invite that was supposed to go to him for 2's birthday. ODST visits his real mom, Bungie, the most out of the rest of the brothers.
-Halo reach: Halo reach was that one child that was born in the worst time possible, he wasn't old enough to know his mom personally, and didn't understand the gravity of the situation at the time when Bungie left. His brothers, halo 1-3 all took care of him as best they could, they never told Reach the truth about where mom went. "Oh, she just went to go fix some bugs in our game engine.", "Mom didn't leave, she just went to go watch red vs blue!". Through all the lies, Reach still knew, Reach is probably the smartest of all the brothers when it comes to psychology, he knows when someone's lying to him, even through the golden visors. To the rest of the family, he's just that impressionable kid, but deep down is the most powerful of them all, being treated like a young child gets on his nerves, so Reach didn't go to the party.
-Halo wars: left the house as soon as they turned 18, microsoft hasn't heard from him since.
-Halo wars 2: was only born in hopes that halo wars 1 would come back, it worked out in the end, in a way. Halo wars 1 helped pay for halo wars 2's college fund AND student loans. Both brothers are currently living together, catching up on what halo wars 1 had missed since he's been gone.
*EDIT AGAIN*
-Halo infinite: Is but a toddler at the moment, but 343 seems to be taking good care of her new child, while Microsoft deals with halo wars 1 and 2. He wants to mend their relationship, but both brothers never really seem to have the time for him. Little does he know, that Halo infinite will be just like Halo wars 1 and 2 if he doesn't be part of his life.
(Also, on the topic in the reply section since the argument is at a standstill, both halo 2 and 5 are great games. Both games have their strengths and weaknesses, Halo 2's old technology and glitches, but great campaign, and Halo 5's great multiplayer compatibility, but a terrible campaign. Like, who tf is this Locke guy? idgaf, where's Arbiter? (At least imo, don't spartan laser me).
Halo 2 was much more broken
@@deathtrooper2048 are you trying to say 5is better than 2 ?, because if you are your really stupid
@@halo2jackalsniper520 says the dumbass, you have no right to say Halo 5 is broken and then say 2 is better
Halo IS broken and 2 IS better. In every conceivable way
@@deathtrooper2048 fuck you talking about dumbass halo 2 is millions of times better than 5 your just ass at two not the games fault
"I HAVE AVENGED HALO!!... FUCK!" Master Chief 2015
Yup that was in the video...
2014
0:14 basically every kid in the halo 2 and 3 era of multiplayer
I like how Flashgitz predicted Halo 5 at launch...
Like what ?
Best MP, forge and balance
Worst campaign and story and mission level and enemy design.
@@jesush.9803 forge not even being included at launch and 343 adding weapons and vehicles that we’re more broken than the last, also arena being unplayable and warzone being the laggiest Halo experience besides CE on the original Xbox live
@@smoldoggy1005 2021 and everything works fine on my console I don't know about yours
“Cmon Bryce there are lot more important things than health care”
“Like what”
DoNkEy
American Psycho reference...
@@floyd9727 really?
Everyone wonders why I stopped after Reach...
Halo 4 was good though
+Zelousmarineinspace ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zelousmarineinspace yeah good joke
OP Airsoft
It was.
"She said that to me once... About being a machine..."
Zelousmarineinspace Your the man bro
There needs to be a sequel to this specifically because of infinite
Yes
When he jumps on the elites he yells finiiish the fiiight
Spookster "Did you know Elites have 4 balls and 7 dicks? Well you will"
Wort
1:08 Halo CE "wort wort wort"
Halo 2's whining and crying is a pretty accurate representation of its community.
***** ...your picture scares me.
Marco Castellanos Yours is also pretty scary tho....
***** Your profile picture is terrifying...
It's okay. Sadly that's the Destiny community as well.
And cods
Pretty accurate about how 5 turned out
Pretty much
It has nice gameplay, but the campaign is shit
it has nice multiplayer but the unlocks are behind RNG bullshit
it has nice graphics but the art-style is fucking horrendous.
Simply put, halo 5 is an abomination, and judging from infinite, 343i hasn't learned their lessons yet.
@@Razgriz_01 Gameplay was devisive and ruined Halos core gameplay.
@@user-ft4bl4lh9w Reach did, and halo 3 while having the core game play it sucked
@@Razgriz_01 The RNG is better than the bullshit map pack system that they had before or where they forced you to pay 60 for the challenge to unlock armor, and the artstyle is much better than 3
@@deathtrooper2048 Reach didnt ruin Halos gameplay, yes it had armor abilities but the core of what Halos Multiplayer was there. Sandbox driving combat. Halo 3 is the abimity of this. Halo 5s Spartan abilities go against that gameplay. That's why we didn't any developer btb maps because the developers knew this.
did any one notice that the halo 5 baby's name tag flickers to call of duty
I did
+Austin Stroud does this mean cod is better than halo!!
+Nicholas bovia no I mean that they are similar
+Austin Stroud I like the halo franchise even the old halo I don't like cod though
Nicholas bovia that ok
0:56 and 2:35 watch with closed captions "rapey chuckle" 😂
@[GD] cryo burn r/woosh
@free wifi don't you dare whoooosh me. I am whoooosh.
@free wifi lmao WHOOASKANNAMASKSKKSJSH
Wort a hologram!?
Did anyone else notice the plaster on Sgt Johnson as to where he got shot by the monitor? I only realised that after watching it back, about 5 times xD
Reflex yes
Lol EU people calling it plaster confuses me each time.
I also noticed that Halo CE almost got raped by a flood and then when Halo 5 was “released” I noticed that its icon kept switching in between Halo 5 to CoD 3 and to DeadX
You mentioned "plaster" but all I saw was a bandage. If not for GreatfulGert I maight still be confused.
I'm really glad to be here at the end of 2021 and say that we got a happy ending this time, pals
This is really weird watching this in 2019. It’s scary accurate
How?
@@ottovonbismarck1375 halo 5 was shit
@@sypho8339 it wasn't
@@ottovonbismarck1375 It was.
@@EmilioMetralleta nope
Little did everybody know that was what Halo 5 actually turned out to be like.
Daniel Bob Halo 5 is actually pretty good
TheDutchRetard 420 yeah
Halo 5 is only marginally better than 4
Zerospacedude Oh, come now. Halo 4 was actually kind of good in some places.
Daniel Bob no, it failed in every aspect
2:57 do you see call of duty on the halo fives name anyone
At 2:59, if you pause it right you can see it
Halo 5 started copying call of duty's formula
DieArmbrust
What?
Halo 4 had the CoD mechanics, not Halo 5...
@@williamsnekspeare3090 Halo CE, 2, and 3 all the same mechanics as the CODs for the time
@@deathtrooper2048 yeah but then copying a game couldn't get you cancelled by a gen z tik tok twitter group
Halo 3's voice is relaxing music itself and his grammar gets me satisfied everytime
so true that halo 3 is the best of all of them
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no halo 2.
"Only the strongest will survive," is a reference to the song Blow Me Away from Halo 2. He's also singing it around 2:18
Russ Russ Not only was that obvious, why didn’t you ask why does Halo 4 sing it and not Halo 2?
Citavalo because halo4 is depressed he’ll never be as good as halo 2
sadle up sea biscuit
So weird this is 9 years old.
"Only the strongest will survive"
Nah dude, lol That killed me!
Holy fucking shit I love how Halo 4 Chief is singing Breaking Benjamin. Nice little nod to those old Halo veteran fans.
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
you guys are a killer team.... the animation - the voice overs - and the background music....fun fact : I subscribed to alex walker smiths youtube channel yeaaars ago because of his music....so its awesome that hes actually the composer of your team
Thanks, man! I'm glad you stuck with me through my hiatus. :)
Halo 3 to me is the best Halo. But Reach & Halo 2 were so good that I totally understand someone choosing them as their favorite. All in all 2004-2011 was a terrific time for Halo and online gaming in general.
I mean...by the stats, Halo 2 was the best Halo. According to demographics, gen Z voted Halo 3 the most, but that was because a lot of them had also answered that they never played halo 2 or halo ce. So they legitimately just have no comparison. That, to me, is incredibly sad.
I love how Halo 4's drunkenly singing "Blow Me Away" before Halo 3 greets him. Nice little detail
Is a Breaking Benjamin song reference. Helo has so many montages with those songs.
Halo 5 said "kill me"
@Doom Slayer 4 was decent. 5 was a dumpster fire.
@Doom Slayer I said it was decent. I never said it was good. The campaign was fast paced and could get confusing at times yet it still delivered lore that tied in with its predecessors. Like how it mentioned prometheans were created to fight the flood or how it focused on forerunner; beings the covenant were obsessed with. Unlike halo five and what infinites trailer showed us, it stuck with the original weapon designs with a few adjustments. It gave info about what happened before the rings fired pretty clearly. The multiplayer was fine. Though constant sprint does take away from gameplay not only in multiplayer and campaign it isn't right to give a final opinion based on that. Abilitys were weird but most of them only lasted a few seconds before waiting a while for them to be reused. And unlike halo five, they didn't add over the top mechanics that took away from the experience. At least not that much.
@Ofel Oktaf Purbayasa I think the 343 fanboys are the only ones trying to say that 4 and 5 were complete games with good gameplay and enough content. They weren't. You don't need to be a "bungie fanboy" to see that 4 and 5 were corpses of content trying to be something Halo isn't.
Saddle up, seabiscuit
Microsoft @ the Halo franchise as its meant to be winding down.
2:52 when you throw a grenade and kill your friend by accident
Combat Evolved was THE SHIT YO!
Truth
nah halo 2 was the beast
Stop giving me nostalgia that I can't go back to on Xbox Silver. :c
No wasn't you just don't have taste
The worse is that well, seeing how Halo 5 was Irl, it well, flopped and DABADEE daba died
That meme is so old it's a fucking fossil.
Normie.
swager dager :c
@Aimenn Penny c:
Aimenn Penny you just made my day a little brighter!
Lol, at least Infinite is lookin good
Wow flashing between Halo 5 and COD, it's almost like these creators predicted COD following Halo's path
D Nooch I think you got those two mixed up, Halo followed C.O.D's design, not the other way around
And that's why Halo 5 sucks
@@bigmike9947 no he got it right the first time
Look at infinite warfare, it makes sense
Arthur Morgan damn right boah.
OH SHIT! FLASHGITZ PREDICATED A SCENE IN HALO INFINITE 2:22
anyone else notice Halo5 flicker "call of duty"
Yeah
It's even worse than Call of duty.
Hillary Clinton. Yeah, im famous fuckboy. Fuck you.
Mr. Artorias
You were a pain in the ass to defeat in darksouls
Hitlery clinton
That last bit of Halo 5 is great "Killlll me"
If you see the tag halo 5 it glitches a out and says call of duty lmao
Reptile Z True Multiplayer starting to look like CoD least the story is half ok still
+Sam The story suuuuuuccccckkkkkksss! However, the multiplayer isn't like COD at all. This video was made before any gameplay came out and they just guessed because Halo 4 was a COD clone. The only abilities Halo 5 has that COD has is ground pound and slide. The rest either came from Halo Reach.
And ADS which is something Halo shouldn't have... Halo 5 is basically an ultra futuristic CoD. Halo is not Halo anymore with 343, even if its mostly Bungie employees.
+MLG Doge That doesn't make sense. Halo 5 isn't like old Halo, but it's not like COD. Halo 5 has equal starts, large amounts of health, the abilities are much less intrusive. You don't see guys flying around and running on walls. The abilities have special balancing, like the thrust has a long cool down, and sprint stops sheiks recharge. The groundpound shows a warning on the radar and has a charge time, and the slide is useless. Also the ADS is just a new animation. Gameplay wise the scope is the exact same as before, the only difference is that you can scope with all guns, but that's only so the stabilizers work.
Well, they were true to the context of the 5th installment.
In my mind halo 4 was the last one
In most minds, Halo Reach was the last game...
Halo 5's multiplayer and forge are great though, and come on, reach wasn't worth more then 4 or 5 xD
lolslayer We all have opinions. I just loved Reach a lot more than the previous games and newer ones.
lolslayer And to say, the Multiplayer was fun and great, but didn't feel like Halo. But that's my stupid opinion
The Halo 5 joke aged well didn’t it 😂
SOMEHOW flashgitz predicted Halo 5s failure 😂
What are you talking about? It aged super well.
i love how Halo 5's name switches to X and Call Of Duty in some frames
The x is what happens when a team mate dies it shows a red x
It’s saying halo 5 is dead
Halo 3 master chief was the only intelligent master chief there.
George Robinson what about combat evolved? We don't know much about him because he didn't talk much
CE, 2 and 3 are Intelligent brothers. 4 is just a drunken poor guy. 5 is.... Wrecked...
That was because halo was supposed to have ended there and it could have been the best
WHAT ABOUT REACH THE BEST HALO?!!?!?
Reach is an emo kid that is unsure of his identity
only the strongest will SURVIVR
Jonathan Alvarez finally someone realized
Jonathan Alvarez I AM A SHADOW ON THE WALL!
JasonV 1016
I’LL BE THE ONE TO SAVE US ALL!
“Alright Garry I’ll go get the butter”
Freakin brilliant, as always. Nice work!
LolXD
I see the party is master chief collection.
Well at least a metaphor.
"okay garry ill go get the butter" hhaha
Edward Spiller I guess we won't be needin' this anymore...
How does 4 balls and 7 dicks work? Do they just stick out like a target of a needler?
+Obsidian Wasp* *Splat**
Almost 6 years later and I´m still wondering how this guy could predict the future about halo 5
This is the greatest thing ever created. This shit belongs in a fancy art museum or something.
Yup
LMFAOOOOO
THEY COMPLETELY PREDICTED HALO 5.
It is good
+omar Yughioh it is shit
+omar Yughioh its garbage
for u
No they didn't... It doesn't represent Cod or play like COD in any way...
Halo 3 was the best
You know it
Rich Arcx Reach had better multiplayer, customs, and forge and also had firefight so I would argue otherwise although 3 had a better campaign.
+Ben P Fuck Reach multiplayer. Dude they took out the most important thing in fucking Halo gaming. The thing that made the game a hilarious experience in any mode. Fucking insane explosion and hit physics. Like the gravity hammer doesn't even come close to sending people flying like thy used to. When you die mid air you don't do anything but a dive instead of flailing limbs and crazy flips. Also starting at Reach the armors became fucking stupid looking. Halo 3 had the best armor bc it wasn't simple with enough details to look sleek and cool. Now all halo armors have way more textures than they need, shit tons of ammo belts, and they just look messy as fuck.
Abelofthetwinsouls
Soooo, to you, the most important thing about a halo game is... FUCKING PHYSICS?!?!?!?!
And stupid physics at that. And the armor in reach looked cool as shit, it just got messy if you put too much shit ontop of that badass armor. But that was the joy of it, loading your character with armor with a ton of unneeded crap to rub it in the faces of the low levels. Other than that, the only things wrong with the game were the lack of iconic default maps and the campaign being meh for a halo game.
Ben P Yes The stupid physics were what made the Halo games EXTRA fun. There was nothing more satisfying than using the gravity hammer to send a dude flying across the map on a lucky hit. Or sending your opponent spinning across the ground after punching them with the butt of your shotgun. Without the crazy physics the games are no different than Call of Duty.
[Achievement unlocked] dying from laughter 1:22
we all know that halo 5 said kill me right.
Yeap😂 noticed it too
Chris Garcia yup