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All the intelligent Americans must be so embarrassed. There’s an old saying. The empty can makes the most noise! But what would I know? I’m Australian and as the earth is flat, we don’t exist!
So you folks are just hanging on by your fingertips while dangling over the edge. Always heard the Aussies were tough but didn't realize how tough.
Australia does exist, you're in the lower right corner.
@@Opuskrokus Lol. That’s brilliant. But there is no up or down in space. It depends upon which direction you approach from.
I grew up learning both Metric and Imperial measurement, we needed to know how far a Drop Bear would fall out of a tree.
@@johntomasini3916 🤣😂🤣
I just love the way the Americans are so so confident in their nonsensical arguments!!
Maybe, maybe not, but America is the best country on the globe, so you might just be displaying embarrassing envy. Stay in your lane, you embarrass yourself. Move here and talk sh*t, see how superior you're treated. 🖕🏻
"Firstable, Spanish is a lenguage, not a nationality"........... can't wait to hear the secondable part
Well, they do eat rather a lot so it's no wonder they grab the first table.
@@robertstallard7836 😂👍
The thirdable part must be good too
LASTABLE THEY ARE AS THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS. 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fourthable, my guess is that he meant "first of all". 🤦♀️🤣
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
And the average has been going down ever since.
I'm guessing from your spelling of 'realize' you're not native to England and quite possibly English is a second language to you. In any case, I hope you're not annoyed by this, just trying to help (0:30) ;)
@@lordprotector3367 George Carlin wasn't native to England either. That's likely how he would have spelled it.
“Those quotes from George Carlin aren’t really George Carlin” - weird al yankovitch
@@zeberto1986 LOL! The thing is, I saw a video of George Carlin saying it.
1:30 There was a case of an American tourist in Mexico. He absolutely completely believed the definition of the word 'foreign' was 'not American', REGARDLESS of where in the world you are. So when he read about 'rules and guidelines for foreigners', he genuinely believed it was referring to local Mexicans!
So on brand.
I can relate. I'm American....my friend's mother is one of these people. I went to Mexico on vacation with them in 2004. When we were going through the airport after arriving she started complaining about "...all these foreigners..." I was like "WTF?? We're in MEXICO....we ARE the foreigners!" She didn't believe me. My friend was just shaking his head like "Jesus Christ." I wanted to crawl under a rock and die of embarrassment. She was 50 something. My friend and I were 21. I guess some people are just born rock stupid..
Well, at least he did not call them "international". I recall that when we arrived at an American college 30 years ago, many students from the Old World were pissed off by being called international. "What do you mean international? I'm French/Spanish/Turkish/Korean, I'm very well national".
These people who don't understand that they are "foreign" when they go abroad, lack what autism researchers call "theory of mind." What Robert Burns called the gift of seeing ourselves as others see us.
Oh Yeah, America invented the toilet seat!!!
Then the English cut a hole in it!
I laughed way too loudly at this.
Nice one😅
😂😂😂
They are such uneducated morons, if they weren't they would KNOW they're MORONS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same with the condom! In 1272 Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British refined the idea by taking it out of the goat first.
Fun fact for all those Americans who brag about the size of Texas, which is approximately 678,052 square kilometres: the state of Western Australia is approximately 7, 741, 220 square kilometres, a.k.a. eleven times bigger than Texas.
Can you give units of measurement Americans understand? I don't know, something like how many football fields, or elephants, or large NY pizzas. Thanks.
@@AP-yd1wz Western Australia is eleven times bigger than Texas whatever unit of measurement is used.
@@TheArnaa ever heard about sarcasm?
@@AP-yd1wz that's hilarious 😂
@@pjackson2064 Thanks, @TheArnaa didn't get it. Maybe I should have also asked her to explain the math for the Americans.
I'm from the U.S. and I am really disapointed in most of these people. We really need to step up our game and be more mindful of the world. #sad
YES, YOU REALLY DO. IT'S SHAMEFULL, THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES ARE FAR MOR INTELLIGENT THAN THE USA.
Too many Americans take "how stupid can you be?" as a challenge, rather than an admonition.
That’s hilarious.very sad, but hilarious.
Ha ha that was funny
As an American, sadly, I agree.
Hold my beer …
@@stevethirdcitymo6527 Precisely
That "British" clock. My goodness gracious.
The Romans came to Britain in 43AD and we're *still* using the clocks they installed when they arrived... [Joke] 😋
Mind you, we *do* like to get our moneys worth out of things like that... 🕑🇬🇧🙃
@@dieseldragon6756 I said to my partner, only yesterday, " Meet me by the clock at VI:XXX" She was late.
@@dieseldragon6756 I have a sundial in my garden. It is CLXX11 years old :)
and keeps perfect time :)
@@richard6440 It doesn't require batteries or an Internet connection to keep going, either. And if you provide your own light in the correct place, it even works at night! 🙃
Y'know...We like to call ourselves „advanced“, but it's pretty clear Roman tech is *years* ahead of what we have today! 🕒☁🔐😉
7:50 Just wait until he finds out that not only can he not use his dollars, but will need TWO different currencies. Euros for Ireland and France, Pounds Sterling for England and Scotland. Oh how I wish we still had our £. s. d. pre decimal currency - that would utterly break his brain 😹😹😹
Then try using Scottish bank notes in England, bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
@@ewandmunro Too few English people realise Scottish Bank notes are legal tender in England - yet there is no problem the other way round lol
@@sooskevington6144 Technically they're not, but as banks accept them without question most businesses do too, especially nearer Scotland. However, I have known them to be refused in southern England because they're rarely seen there. The same applies to Northern Irish banknotes. [Background: English but former resident of Scotland.]
@@sooskevington6144 Scottish bank notes aren't legal tender even in Scotland; they're just accepted but there's no obligation to do so.
Be careful what you wish for. If Boris is back, you wind back a few centuries.
It makes you wonder how these people manage to even dress themselves each morning!
....well, have you Seen the way American tourists in London, dress?!!
My taxes pay for the "education" of these US citizens. By the way, America includes north, central and south America, not just the US.
Yeah everyone says Americans, but they really just mean the U.S. I always though that was weird tbh, just a continuation of that inflated ego, thinking they’re the only ones on the continent lol.
@@imabipolarbear9324 that's why Canadians identify as Canadians and not north Americans.
@@edwardcote1331 could you imagine how dumb the term would probably sound if they made a different one though? Like United Statesish, Statese, or a Statesian, lol it’s definitely not a good name adding a suffix.
Well, if we can have Martians, maybe we could have Usatians or Murikans?
@@KamiJ-xx6qm LOL, Murikans is definitely an accurate one.
Ah yes! The lilting sounds of the Voila...my favourite stringed instrument.
you put the strings, tune them and.... whala!😁😁
Yes, the whale gang is famously being bullied by the whalionists….lol 😂😂😂
I may be petty but I really hate when people play the Voila. they always make it sound so easy...
@@wisteria3032 yes, you just put your fingers on it, and whala!! 😂😂
My favorite is the Eureka! 🤣
American ignorance is certainly a great source of entertainment for those of us fortunate enough to be living somewhere else
And a source of great dismay for those of us surrounded by it here.
Obviously some of these people learned nothing in school. Embarrassed by other Americans
One of the many reasons why teaching in the US is a difficult profession, and there are significant shortages, especially in "problem" inner-city areas. A situation not helped by the significant level of pupil vs teacher violence (which is increasing rather than decreasing).
I moved to New Zealand in Feb.1978 and then came back to USA in Sept. 2006. Nearly 30 years; and boy am I ever glad I did. My brother Tim told me: "You will be SO disappointed with America when you get back; everybody seems to worship at the Altar of Stupid."
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
― Isaac Asimov
Kiwi here, Why did you move to NZ in 78? I would have thought that close to zero Americans would have even known that we existed then.
@@johnstirling6597 I had a pen pal who lived in Hastings. We decided to get married. And my father, who survived the landing on Omaha Beach, met quite a few Kiwis during WW2.
@@thaisstone5192 I left NZ in 84, lived all over the world , settled in Western Australia. I think NZ and Australia are the best places in the world , bar none.
@@johnstirling6597 she didn’t. Australia and New Zealand don’t exist as the world is flat.🤷♂
A lot of US-Americans are rather 'special'. Let's just say that.
Yes, with 'special needs'.
All Americans live in at least 2 states. One is always a state of confusion.
That's why they love Joe so much, he speaks their language.
@@sgtkabukiman9411 Actually, you are incorrect. The corruption of those who support Donnie Boy is undermining US democracy. Biden may not be perfect, but he is not a liar, a cheat, a misogynist or a rapist. With Trump, we here in the US are doomed to have The Constitution nullified and our rights as citizens taken away. That man is the embodiment of disgrace and ignorance.
I'm American. Can confirm. I live in a meme.
😭
I'm trapped in Florida. Life here is a meme... a sad one. 😕
I'm sorry, mate.
@@catriverotter9527 Florida looks really beautiful in TV programs - but I guess the reality of life there is different
Don't worry we have people like this in the UK. Perhaps not quite as many, but we do have them, they are usually under 40 and live in the larger cities.
Or ‘ African’ Americans who have no idea where Africa is, and think Africa is all one country ! ( no it isn’t by the way)
Without knowing Roman Numerals how would we keep track of Super Bowls? 😊
Wow, yeah!!
How did that happen? I guess that shows what fifty years does to you.
@@kevinbush4300do you mean L years?
@@Tommy.461 hahaah... yep
Or Popes😅
Also, How can you not just know what the numbers are?? My watch just has hour marks, no numbers.
come on, the French flag on the moon was funny
Agreed. I chuckled at that one.
It was a bit funny, even though the French flag has 3 colors in it. lol
@@svenguinee1072 It's a surrendering joke
The United kingdom approved that comment.
@@svenguinee1072 That went right over your head and you didn't even need to duck! 😂😂😂
So, today i learned that the flags on the moon are white! That alone made this video worth every minute :)
No single nation´s triumph, just humanity, flying the flag of defeat...
It could have been a joke that the french usually don't win wars and we misunderstood....
@@noahhamilton5974 Possibly, but that wouldn't really make sense because France has won quite a lot of wars.
Yeah actually country with most military victories. But you have to thank Napoleon for this. That lad was tactical genius.
But after WW2 France had a reputation of surrendering. But that's an American stereotype. I've never heard of "Oi oi i surrender." type of piss before i deep down in internet.@@user-tr7rl5dx3e
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, but to us in Europe it's funny.
I find these to be funny . . . also sad and disheartening that some are so ignorant and self-centered. On a positive note, I am certain we will continue to give Europeans and others around the world a lot to laugh at.
Why are Canadians so funny?
Because the Americans give us such good material.
Yes Yes, even i as an European think bakin Recepies using meters and micrograms would be hard to understand 😂😂😂😂😂😂 .. what on earth r thay baking that req a meter of Butter?
For a country that has scones with gravy on them - anything is possible !
@@vahvahdisco Lmao ...
I presume the micro-grams are in their recipes for crystal meth!
@@ralphhathaway-coley5460 More likely to be LSD, Fentanyl or Carfentanil? Methylamphetamine is active in the milligramme range
I'm from Europe, so I was taught British English. I joined an American friend in London for a few days. One late afternoon we went to the hotel bar and i ordered a vermouth. My friend laughed in my face and corrected my pronunciation of the word. To which the waiter responded: "actually, she pronounces it correctly".
There's only English from England. This American English nonsense is absolute bollox.
AND, GIVEN THE LOW KEVEL OF AMERICANS INTELLIGENCE, IT IS DEEPLY INSULTING. THERE IS ONLY ENGLISH. 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@rosieposie6521 Not even the English flag! And what's a kevel? I think you should emigrate to the USA.
Wait a sec. Yes, British English pronunciation of vermouth is close to original German. But let's not forget portions of the US were settled by the French who make the drink. The US (and Canadian) pronunciation reflects the French.
@@jaxcoss5790 what's funny is when it comes to translating there's english (traditional) and english (simplified) which idk why but it made me lmao
I'll never forget that old American tourist lady in Italy. "Where are you from?", she asked, to which I replied "I'm Dutch". "Ah, sprechen Sie Deutsch?", she asked. *facepalm*
Well, it could have been worse. If she knew German and forgot that Dutch means from the Netherlands even though it sounds a lot like Deutsch (German for German), it’s probably a mistake not pure ignorance.
@@jennyh4025A former high school teacher of mine is Dutch and she said Dutch and German were kind of intelligible if spoken slowly.
@@pauljordan4452 definitely, it’s not easy, but we can understand each other (at least Germans from the north western part of Germany).
Well, Dutch sounds like 'Duch' and Deutsch sounds like 'Doich', more or less, so it takes a remarkable idiot to confuse the two.
The question that does not have a dangling participle is, “From where are you?”
We're in the 'Information Age' and they don't even bother to look anything up ... lord help us
Truly,mate. Lord help us - and them!
3:16 "Firstable" "lenguage" And they still think we are going to listen to them?
6:20. And Europe is bigger than America anyway...
8:29. Yeah, Vietnam was a total win for the US.....
Afghanistan too. Bored.. 😂
Europe is smaller than North Amreica, and it’s definitely smaller than both Americas if that’s what you meant. But I think you probably meant Europe is bigger than the U.S., which isn’t surprising considering one is a continent and one is a country. 🤦♀️ It also seems like this whole video is about people from the United States, not Americans.
@@imabipolarbear9324 Just for your information - the area of the USA is 9,834,000 km². Europe, on the other hand, has a size of 24.1 million square kilometers, according to the European Commission's broad definition of Europe. If Greenland - which is politically part of Denmark but geologically part of North America - is added, the area increases to 26.3 million km². (North America 24.7 million km²)
@@Ul.B yes, but they said America, not the USA. America is two continents, Europe is one continent, and the USA is a country.
@@imabipolarbear9324 I believe people from the USA are called 'Americans', the same way people from Spain are called 'Spaniards'. That's just what people called them, because saying 'I'm United States of American.' just sounds silly.
Line from the "The Thin Man"...."Hey! I ain't no Native......I was Born here!!!"
I always say: being ignorant is not a fault - it's the confidence that you're right that is
As Harlan Ellison said, "You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
Apparently, "tooken" is now the new past tense of "take."
Whoda thunk it?
Maybe they can learn more better in 'merica😢
Some would argue they can't even get the alphabet right never mind the words!
"Tooken" has been around for a long time in the south. Still awful, but there it is.
@@garryferrington811 I suspect that maybe a regional dialectal thing. I was born and raised in London and now live in Yorkshire but can't say I've ever heard anyone say tooken other than perhaps small children. Could it perhaps be a hangover from the old 'tooketh'?
@@derekhorne8076I've heard it. Person from Wigan. (Academic doctor and university lecturer so not stupid). They also say eten not eaten.
Please, world, don't think we're all this dumb. I promise you, most of us are much smarter than those in this video.
americans can be either genius or stupid, both in spectacular way
You can't be an born USA-er! Probably shortly got there from a European country!
@@Guillaume2606 What the fck does that statement mean? I absolutely was born here in 1954 in St. Louis Missouri at St Mary's Hospital. I don't know where you're at in the world but we don't say"USA-er", so curb your stupidity you as*hole.
That's not hard.
"Most of us" ? 🤔
Or perhaps "some of us"? 🙉
The second one also said "red white and blue stripes"
There are no blue stripes on the American flag.
No, the one at 8:09 about aliens thinking the French got to the Moon first because the flag is sun-bleached white is absolutely hilarious. Then again, being a Brit, dunking on the French is a sure-fire way into my good graces.
America has never lost a war? Half of it did in 1865.
vietname
@@majinnemesis It would be easier to list the ones the US have not lost. Its a very short list.
Strange illusion.
America or rather the US of A has never won a war on its own.
3:15 The bad spelling is hilarious! - “Firstable, Spanish is a lenguage”.
10:37 "Actually everywhere but America drinks *proper* beer!" There, fixed it.
Yes! It's a lot stronger and we drink lots more of it... AAAN'... we shtill manages to shlur with shom shlight modicum of intelligensh.
@@farrier2708can't read the last part of your comment without hearing Vyvian from The Young Ones.
@@brendanm6921 You are showing two things here, Brendan.
The first, is your age. 👴
The second, is that you have imbibed sufficient alcohol during those years to preserve your sense of humour. 👶
Good health! 🍻 and here's to never growing up.
These people that embody the American stereotypes are really annoying. But I gotta say, on my only trip to USA I was very surprised by a lot of nice people. It was 2015 tho, maybe things has changed. But even though I really deslike the “merica” stereotype person, I still believe that these draw more attention and that there are a good amount of nice people there.
Nice but still stupid
@@PukZ731 exactly….after having been asked if we had electricity or washingmashines in Germany, and if Hitler was still in Parliament….
I met a lot of half, quarter, eighth ‘German‘ people in Michigan who had never been, nor would be visiting Germany, never learned the language but all insisted to be GERMAN, TOO
Nice, totally stupid, though
This would be hilarious except that these people can vote.
and they've got guns!
...and Drive...and reproduce!
This is so painful to read! Ethnocentric much, my fellow Americans?
So, how come America uses English, a European language, and not an American one?
Because the settlers fleeing England due to religious persecution, naturally used the English language. BTW, English is a world language, not a European one.
@@barbrnthey were persecuted for a reason, the reason being they were Christian fundamentalists.
@@tonycrayford3893 Utah aside, modern Americans would be shocked at the rules they would have been required to obey.
According to George Bernard Shaw, Britain and the USA are two countries divided by a common language. Blame Noah Webster.
English isn't a European language. The roots of English stem from Great Britain. you spell "humour" as in "humor" colour as in color, so you've tried to make English your own language, but the origins are from Englnd/Great Britain, and because of the 1776 revolt, your country changed some words, some of which I dumbs people down.
Guess the French having a white flag joke was lost on the content creator. Rude sure but not really dumb.
I'm champing at the bit to visit Mount Everest in South Dakota, and Spain in South America. It's a revelation to me !!
Wait, the bible doesn't teach the flags of the world? I thought it was good for everything.
1:57… you have to assess the angle between the two moving levers and then assess the deviation from the vertical; then you have to remember out of the hundreds of variations what time it was the last time they were in that position.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harder than brain surgery 😅
Good answer!
The numerals are always in the same place on a clock face no matter what alphabet or symbol is used to mark them. Children used to be taught to learn the configuration of a clock early on in their education but perhaps with digital readouts everywhere nobody bothers anymore?
@@AbelMcTalisker good point….anyone would be able to read that clock without referencing the Roman numerals if they were able to read a clock at all
Well, it's not limited to just the US, but the Department of Education definitely failed the American students.
I see there are a few jokes in there, too.
I made watches for American companies, asked the buyer if they wanted roman or arabic numerals on the dial, they said they just wanted American numbers.
The vast American peasantry is alive and well.
....and tipping cows...
But they're so free! Free to have a minimum of two weeks' leave, free to be bankrupted by a broken leg and an ambulance call, free to be poisoned by the factory that's the town's main employer, free to have their taxes redirected straight into the coffers of the wealthy corporations for doing nothing, free to choose one of two political parties who have the system stitched up, free to hold on to their guns in the belief that all the guns have stopped them from being exploited and abused! So, so very free.
How many metres of spaghetti does that recipe need?
God almighty that is really, really terrifying! The ignorance coming out of what is potentially the most powerful country is atrocious!
Well, it's not limited to just the US, but the Department of Education definitely failed the American students.
On purpose- remember they have "world series" when it's one 'Murican state playing against another? Keep the dream alive, stay dumb because that's what we, the politiians want. Shame about the internet- they thought it was a great idea to flag possible terrorists or the like, but they're not having to contend to having a wider-awakened bunch of citizens.
wait...they HAVE a Department of Education..?? !!
America's so great it does'nt even have it's own language
I will admit that we appropriate most everything, language is simply one more aspect.
Look at your punctuation.
It seems there is an emergency over how stupid and ignorant some people are. Alarming.
4:41 That's the Malaysian flag. Im dying omfg
At least twice for Malaysia that I saw.
at 7:50 Better yet, just wait until he tries to pay with Euros in Scotland and England.
If ignorance hurt a lot of Muricans would cry in pain !!😁
1.56 guess i'd better not show any americans my russian 'cosmonaut' analogue watch with a 24-hour dial
At the end of this video my brain hurt
The guy who's never heard of Georgia but knows his states 'it's in the name' also posted the Malaysian flag to back that up 🤣
"If it were nt for America, you would all be speaking German" - Ha ha ha Joke !! If it were not for the French the Americans would still be speaking English !!!
America land of the fee!
No, land of the FEE.
I used to think it was funny that all these Americans were putting on this "we're so dumb" self-deprecation act. Until I realised it wasn't an act. Then I got sad.
3:26 Joe Bangles is an Englishman, and his comment was certainly tongue in cheek.
8:11 That’s actually quite witty. (Sorry France.)
Yes. I was thinking the same.
I'm pretty sure the white flag on the moon is also a dig at the French for surrendering
7:53 no, glass beads and other trading goods will be accepted, foreigners like shiny things
I am not that much into this sort of generalisation sorted by nationality. I have met many stupid people and some of them were Americans, some of them were not. And I have met many marvellous people and - behold - some of them were Americans and some of them were not. People are not marvellous or stupid due to their nationality, but due to their nature and lack of interest. Those people mentioned in the video would be exactly at the same level of dumbness even being transported elsewhere I assume.
Yes, but they act that way due to growing up in the U.S. where they teach them to be self centered bigots. And nobody said everyone from the U.S. anyways, this is just showing some people being idiots. A country where they don’t want to let anyone in and act like they shouldn’t ever help other countries, even though a majority of what they consume was made in other countries and they originally came from other countries.
Thank you. Signed, a reasonably well educated American.
@@PaisleyGreene63delighted to know there is one...please have some more if possible.
@@heatherhoward2513 I wasn't speaking to you, dear. Have a nice day.
@@PaisleyGreene63 and this is why nobody agrees, you say reasonably educated, then respond like a child.
Out of interest I recently compared the news stories on a UK TV channel as compared to a US TV channel.
For the UK I used the BBC evening bulletin and for the US I used the NBC one.
The results were interesting.
BBC
Domestic stories: 7 (54%)
Stories involving both the UK and a foreign country: 2 (15%)
Purely foreign stories: 4 (31%)
NBC
Domestic stories: 9 (90%)
Stories involving both the US and a foreign country: 1 (10%)
Purely foreign stories: 0 (0%)
I think that tells you all you need to know about the lack of knowledge that most Americans have about the world outside their borders.
Makes me sad. The jokes are funny though.
Each line is the value of a minute gone by
6:16 'Pretty fly for a Spanish guy' needs a Weird Al Yankovic version
8:09....now THATS funny!!!!
It's true if the aliens have an encyclopedic knowledge of the flags of Earth but don't know about the history of moon exploration.
Yes, it is funny. It seems the joke went over many people's heads.
Thank you so much for this video. I have been crying, laughing at it.
I'm surprised that the following was not included regardless of whether it is true or folklore...
Allegedly, two American tourists were visiting Windsor, where where one was overheard to say to the other
"Only the Brits would build a castle near an amusement park."
A taxi driver once told me about an American lady, who told him she loved Windsor Castle but couldn't understand why they built it so close to a large airport.....!
😂😂
One time, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was at her estate in Balmoral, Scotland, and some American tourists came along and asked her "have you met the Queen?" She said "No, but that Gentleman there has" and pointed to her protection officer. They asked the protection officer about her, and he said "she can be a bit cantankerous but shes nice" and then they took a selfie with them. HM said "I'd gove anything to be a fly on the wall when they get back!"
“Those who used metric and those that went to the moon”
And they used metric to do that.
Pretty hilarious.
Slightly out of context but #1 reminded me how annoying it was to "tune the english" depending if the journal i was supposed to submit a paper was british or american -.-
The title's wrong. Instead of "Americans being absolutely dumb" it should've been "Americans being American."
So many classics😂
Unfortunately, I personally know a fellow American who was sure that the Yukon was a part of the United States. I found this out when they asked me why I had to go through a Border Patrol station as I crossed from the Yukon into Alaska on the Alaska Highway.
My husband was returning home to the Yukon after a cross -Canada trip. He took the fast route through the States (instead of the Northern Ontario route) and a CANADIAN border guard asked him what his business in Canada would be. He couldn't get it through the guard's head that he was going home!
@@marygrant8715 The Yukon was beautiful. I just wish I had had more time to spend there, but my trip from Los Angeles up to Fairbanks was already a 10-week long trip and I was doing the trip solo.
@@gedstrom A 10-week trip is quite something! Maybe you'll make it back some day :).
I'M SO ASHAMED OF THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I am a born citizen. The educational system did NOT fail it's people, they didn't bother to learn. Sad, so sad. Said the 61 yo man.
True. I hate when people blame the education system. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't have a bearing on it and so does poor parenting, education should come from schooling AND parents. But I went to a pretty rubbish, low rated school in England, it wasn't terrible but wasn't good either.
So I did what I could for myself. I went to the library. I watched documentaries to learn things. Since getting the Internet (in my late teens) I've used it to learn new things, facts, information, new skills etc and I have many hobbies and interests and see life as a constant lesson. You don't stop learning because you leave school, you don't use a bad school education as an excuse to be a stupid adult. We all have a brain and it can be fed information continuously. It's sad to me when grown adults say and do really stupid things, are too stupid to realise it and then when people call them out on it, blame their schooling.
We have so much knowledge at our fingertips 24 hours a day. There's no excuse unless someone has special needs which prevent them from learning. Some people are just happy to be stupid because it's easy and seemingly lack the ability to self reflect. They always seem to be the most confident in themselves too :D the Dunning-Kreuger effect I suppose.
Its, not It's
@@PukZ731. It's = it is, FGS!
@Bethi4WFH ...did not fail its people. Not it's people. FGS!!
@@Bethi4WFH as in adjective.
Breathtaking!
6:58 'Murrica is the best at everything' except at recognizing their own flag
They can't even say America right.
The French joke at 8:10 was actually pretty funny
Native Americans actually crossed the Bering Sea from Asia when there was a land bridge thousands of yrs ago.
03:32 Joe Bangles is English he was making a joke. He has been trying to get Biden to give him his favourite cheese for ages. CBE = Cheese Board Enthusiast.
Even with a clock that has Roman numerals, it should still be perfectly easy to tell the time based on the position that the hands are in. Are there parts of America where no one uses analogue clocks any more?
Also, the clock in the photo is at what looks like quite a large train station, so how did he fail to notice the dozens of digital clocks on all the departure boards when coming to the conclusion that the UK doesn’t have clocks with modern numbers.
THEY EVEN BELIEVE THAT THEY SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH, AS APPOSED TO BRITISH ENGLISH 🙄🤔🤣 i suppose that means every other country in the world speaks their own form of English and not actual ENGLISH ENGLISH, WHICH IS ENGLISH. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴🇬🇧
3:32 he's also the greatest Christian since Gandi.
9:39 This has already happened about three decades ago, and college still isn't free.
The funny part is they all wrote it down for everyone to see how ignorant they are.
Fun fact. In Roman numbers, 4 is shown as IV but on clocks using this system it is shown as IIII to create closer visual balance between the IIII and V on one side and the VII and VIII opposite.
3:56 also, for someone from Milan, that would be a 2000 mile 'round trip.
As you are pointing at people's mistakes, perhaps we get proper 1] You know Joe Bangles wasn't American, right? 2] "If it were" is the proper subjunctive verb case for "to be" [yes, English has a subjunctive case].
That one about the moon flag being bleached isn't stupid, it's clearly a joke. And a pretty hilarious one tbf.
I wonder if the really tricky clocks are the ones with no numbers on them at all?!
Sister of that picture. Mr Bangles, you can't in all of Heaven and Earth be serious, right??
Tbf, you could get a ferry from Sicily to Malta… it’s still gonna cost you more than a tank of petrol though. 😉
We don't have Euros in England or Scotland either. We have pounds!
Laughs in polish
I think this is a generational thing. I’m American and we were taught Roman numerals in school.