The only problem is, that happened during year 5 and the prison scene that happened in the game was during like year 3. Even though the prison scene happened in year one!
What, lol no. Shazam doesn’t have any Egyptian Gods in his name. Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Apollo, and Mercury. All of which are *GREEK* not Egyptian.
@@haventseenhim They're not even all gods little own Greek. Solomon is neither Greek nor a God, Atlas is technically a Titan (though pretty much is a type of God) and Mercury is a Roman god.(There I edited my comment now shut up about Hercules being a god XP)
@@haventseenhim while that's true for the regular Shazam, black Adam has a different set of gods: The wizard gives Teth-Adam the power to become the superhero Mighty Adam by speaking the name "Shazam," an acronym for Mighty Adam's powers: the stamina of Shu, the swiftness of Heru (Horus), the strength of Amon, the wisdom of Zehuti (Thoth), the power of Aton, and the courage of Mehen.
Badger here's a story for you I was out shopping for food and this Asian kid looked like he was around 17-19 years old. He stormed in the shop almost pushing an old lady to the ground and grabs some chocolate milk and just runs for it he was then tackled by a security guard before he got to the exit I've never seen someone being so desperate for chocolate milk
He didn't give up either he struggled with the guard for at least a minute and managed to open the chocolate milk and poured 60% on the floor 38% on the guard and 2% in his mouth My only regret was I didn't record it
11:02 The Flash has speed healing when it it redused down too 0 it becomes more like human regeneration becasue his speedforce is slowed down a bit so this in fact doesnt help the wound. Huge DC Nerd dont hate on me.
IllNoobatron actually it’s 0 kelvin or absolute 0 which Is so cold it freezes everything even atoms and cells so he is completely frozen in his wound and his (blood) cells can’t move to the wound to clot it
@@phantomcloud3655 do remember, it's basically impossible to reach absolute zero. so the atoms in his leg would still be moving (though still very slowly). plus this is the flash we're talking about, physics and the flash don't really get along.
I love how the line at 1:08 is remembered as Bane being a very big guy for the CIA agent, and not what it was written to be ("It would be incredibly painful... For you.")
“I want to do this thing “I don’t want to do that thing” “Let’s slap the shit out of each other for 2 minutes before immediately coming to our senses and making the decision we were about to anyways” “Awesome” That part was the best
The reason Captain cold freezes flashes leg was to slow down his healing factor, sure it's less painful when cold, but frozen tissue is like the worst part about getting into a pool times 1000. Also that bullet wound ain't going anywhere.
or giving batman a good looking cowl it's way too armored for my liking and looks more like someone's cosplay they think is cool but really just looks cringy
@fuckface unstoppable Prove that it was built by slaves, try a quick google search, you wont be able to find any evidence of it, since it really was paid workers or something of the like. Also, the workers who helped build the pyramids had the honor to be buried near their work in a small, separate tomb, which, in Egypt, is quite the honor.
8:30 [Meet the Heavy Title Card] [The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.] Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds." Heavy: [Laughs] Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?" Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard] [Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1.] [Team Fortress 2 theme plays.] Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!" [Pause] Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more." [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
I might be remembering this wrong but the fact that supergirls super move is flying up to the sun makes me wonder if it’s a reference to the one time in the comics where I’m pretty sure she flew INTO the sun to remove a red lantern ring.
@@Elijah-pd2lc when using a super move, if you get hit during it, it will damage you but not innterupt you, from an armor mechanic. Before the starting hit of thawne's super, Allen pops(here pops means uses)his super,and the hit from thawne's super is armor blocked.
btw pyrimands weren't built by slaves but well-off artisans due to the fact they had 'funny' group names as well as the items found outside the pyramids belonged to middle class citizens
Finally someone corrected him thanks and this is such a common misconception normally people deny this as if you just said god wasnt real to a die hard christian
Then who the fuck be pullin' the damn stones around? It isn't a case of one versus the other, because both had to be used (Although every farmer owed time to the Pharoah as part of a tax and therefore slaves weren't needed)
Jorge Salinas III you have *got* to be new to the internet. Or young. Because there is no way in hell that you're going to force someone to not do something over the internet. In fact, telling them not to do it only encourages them to do it.
Space dude: Hmm? Earth? Brainiac: Ah yes, that is one of my collection of *KNOWLEDGE* Space dude: Cool... umm why is it empty? Brainiac: Always has been
![Injustice 2 - Sad Intros Compilation Part-2. [4K60FPS, PS5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bMml_BrTgmc/mqdefault.jpg)
Bajur is the kind of guy to fight bots on easy and be proud of himself.
Good job on getting the elusive badger pin.
Teo Hernandez kek
he should be proud of himself, easy bots are hard
I like pinapples what fucking world are you on
the world of jeebus
"If you kill *a* killer, the number of killers remains the same"
"... so why stop at one"
@@CruzRoman3211 KILLAMANJARO
"so batman what happens if I kill every killer in the world it just stays at 1 right?"
The Punisher in a nutshell.
O god
Kills a million people
KILLIONAIRE
@4:50 the dude Robin killed murdered Alfred, this is in the comics and not at all mentioned in the game, which makes the killing seem random.
The part where its played is totally not canon with the comics.
The only problem is, that happened during year 5 and the prison scene that happened in the game was during like year 3. Even though the prison scene happened in year one!
Uncle ben dies but in DC ish way
I'm just pissed Alfred wasn't playable. He beat the shit out of Superman in the injustice comic
Wait wasn't that guy supposed to be Victor Zaz?
RussiaBagger:"Ther will be spoilers"
Me with the memory of a rock: "I have no such weakness."
pfffffffffffffffft.
I doubt you'll remember this comment then.
Sex is overrated in my opinion
@@N6Y07 what
@@karinbishop5998 Sex is overrated. like stop sexing
Me who watched the game movie at least 20 times: I know everything of it.
7:48 look at that smile the whole way through, he knew that he just created the most offensive one liner in video game history
4:26 "you won't see anyone die" literally 2 minutes earlier you saw a guy get the scorpion spear through his head
And see Robin slit some mass murderers neck open like a fukkin ziplock bag
@@frogshnuckle4475 the difference is, he deserved it
@@stickyoutubechannel6259 agreed, RIP Kryptonian Police officer
@@frogshnuckle4475
R.I.P :sad:
Aliens dont have humans rights, so they are not people
Damn, we really do live in...
T H E S O C I E T Y
This is earth you space demon
Either way it ain't doing so well right now.
I knew somebody would comment that.
All we need is that plastered onto a mask for payday two
@NomadSlaV frick karens
The fact that scarecrow is voiced by Robert England just proves he is the best part of the game
Robert England as a guy who uses the fears of his enemies to gain the upper hand-
DAMMIT KRUGER! STOP POSSESSING PEOPLE!
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375dammit Freddy don't make me get Nancy again!
Now was Robert England original Freddy or remake Freddy
The reason black Adam has a pyramid in his super move is because when he says Shazam he gets the power of the 6 Egyptian gods
What, lol no. Shazam doesn’t have any Egyptian Gods in his name. Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Apollo, and Mercury. All of which are *GREEK* not Egyptian.
@@haventseenhim They're not even all gods little own Greek. Solomon is neither Greek nor a God, Atlas is technically a Titan (though pretty much is a type of God) and Mercury is a Roman god.(There I edited my comment now shut up about Hercules being a god XP)
@@haventseenhim while that's true for the regular Shazam, black Adam has a different set of gods:
The wizard gives Teth-Adam the power to become the superhero Mighty Adam by speaking the name "Shazam," an acronym for Mighty Adam's powers: the stamina of Shu, the swiftness of Heru (Horus), the strength of Amon, the wisdom of Zehuti (Thoth), the power of Aton, and the courage of Mehen.
Nerds...
@@hilosky that is really interesting.
Nice
9:31 reverse flash and flash straight up doing a fusion
Fuuuu-sion ha!
@@rinkothelad do you know what's the song playin?
@@themandalorianbb8 Running in the 90s
@@rinkothelad thanks mate
Can I just question what those poses are?
Badger here's a story for you I was out shopping for food and this Asian kid looked like he was around 17-19 years old. He stormed in the shop almost pushing an old lady to the ground and grabs some chocolate milk and just runs for it he was then tackled by a security guard before he got to the exit I've never seen someone being so desperate for chocolate milk
he should had got a gallon of milk and chocolate sauce. it would have been better
Well.... he need some milk.
Beaver Beats Well I guess he really wanted choccy milk
Drugs man, drugs.
He didn't give up either he struggled with the guard for at least a minute and managed to open the chocolate milk and poured 60% on the floor 38% on the guard and 2% in his mouth
My only regret was I didn't record it
"This is why we can't have nice things, Barry!"
10/10 for the Archer reference.
I instantly liked and subbed when I saw that
A Very MLG Potato i fucking hated the ending to archer
This is why we can't have nice things Barry asshole
@@novallama3530 ending? What ending? It's still going.
Erik Worden lol I posted this a year ago when there wasn’t lol
15:40 my favorite Grouse quote all-time
Steven Universe fans be like:
Quote: so what if I want to fuck a rock
11:02 The Flash has speed healing when it it redused down too 0 it becomes more like human regeneration becasue his speedforce is slowed down a bit so this in fact doesnt help the wound. Huge DC Nerd dont hate on me.
NERRRRRRRRD lol yeah your logic makes sense
IllNoobatron actually it’s 0 kelvin or absolute 0 which Is so cold it freezes everything even atoms and cells so he is completely frozen in his wound and his (blood) cells can’t move to the wound to clot it
@@phantomcloud3655 do remember, it's basically impossible to reach absolute zero. so the atoms in his leg would still be moving (though still very slowly). plus this is the flash we're talking about, physics and the flash don't really get along.
ur not alone mate im actually watching that episode of the flash right now xD
and it dosue not become like human healing it stops healing compleatly
"There's no black in rainbow"
Shows Catwoman before Black Adam
Shows 'purple' catwoman. loophole
What about Batman
@@theedragonking1 thank you.
theedragonking 1 I mean grey is kinda,in the rainbow
Black is the rainbow
I used to be a flash like you.... until I took a 5.56 and ice to the knee.
IS THAT A SKYRIM REFRENCE!!
YES
But then again it was probably a 308 or 50cal
Black Manta has the coolest victory screen. He shoots the screen with his lasers. Then walks away while inside a burning hellscape.
Sephiroth looking ass
Fun fact: the voice for scarecrow is Robert englund(Freddy Krueger ) Scarecrow=Freddy
Oh wow thats just perfect
They both do use fear before they kill
It's perfect
"violence against women"
Equality bois, we made it.
*Equality gurls
*Equality humans
@FairPlay *Equality atoms
I was the 420th like
I yearn for true gender equality
I love how the line at 1:08 is remembered as Bane being a very big guy for the CIA agent, and not what it was written to be ("It would be incredibly painful... For you.")
"Without my main man, Martian Manhunter right ?" Well..
Well what....?
King Mushroom we’ll never know.
My man got bodied all I gotta say
King Mushroom he was killed by Superman with his heat vision
notreallyIzaah I thought that was Shazam?
“I want to do this thing
“I don’t want to do that thing”
“Let’s slap the shit out of each other for 2 minutes before immediately coming to our senses and making the decision we were about to anyways”
“Awesome”
That part was the best
Came back three years later to say “we live in a society”
I would, but instead. Eh hem, hippity hoppity your azz is now my property.
The reason Captain cold freezes flashes leg was to slow down his healing factor, sure it's less painful when cold, but frozen tissue is like the worst part about getting into a pool times 1000. Also that bullet wound ain't going anywhere.
Ans is a absolute 0 degrees cannon so necrosis
they really missed out on giving Red Hood his Arkham Knight armor, voice and pistols/rifle as an option.
All my homies love Troy Baker
or giving batman a good looking cowl
it's way too armored for my liking and looks more like someone's cosplay they think is cool but really just looks cringy
"He's evil in this game because he has a micro explosive in his head"
EHEMM I wonder where that idea came from
0_0Gaming The suicide squad comics.
SO YOU SAYING WE SOME SORT A, SUICIDE SQUAD?
Tho you thayin' we thome kinda, thuithide thquad?
Qo you qayin we qoe qinda quicide qquad
0_0Gaming You mean some kind of suicide party
when the russianbadger says that pyramids were built by slaves
*pulls out history text book*
Im about to end this mans career
It actually was, though.
@@combativeThinker Built by paid labors bruv They kind of mixed up the shits
@fuckface unstoppable Prove that it was built by slaves, try a quick google search, you wont be able to find any evidence of it, since it really was paid workers or something of the like. Also, the workers who helped build the pyramids had the honor to be buried near their work in a small, separate tomb, which, in Egypt, is quite the honor.
*man’s
I know right
2:00 actually that’s exactly how injustice started in the comics
That's the point.
11:01 the reason why Captain Cold froze Barry’s knee was to keep Barry’s super fast healing factor from regenerating
8:30
[Meet the Heavy Title Card]
[The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.]
Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Heavy: [Laughs]
Heavy: [Checks the barrel of his Minigun] "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
Heavy: [Holds up cartridge to the camera as sound of Minigun revving up is heard]
[Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1.]
[Team Fortress 2 theme plays.]
Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
[Pause]
Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
Pootis
Reaper penser here
@@generalgrievous3667 sandvich make me strong
redskull999 _ vat vas that sandvich?
*KILL THEM ALL, GOOD IDEA*
Yes
"if you work at buzz feed"
Greatest thing I've ever heard
Coming back after having played this game for hours makes these jokes infinitely funnier.
10:26 made me actually laugh out loud and I scared everyone in the room
"So you sayin we some kinda.. suicide squad?"
*smacks lips* *breaths in* NO!!! STOP THAT!!!!!!!!
*THIS IS KITANA! I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER...*
Zac Hall shittiest movie ever
"Tho you Thayin we thom kinda... thuithide thquad"
STOP
THAT
Batman So we Do Not Kill. SuperMan sO wE dO nOt kiLl
BUT WHY THO 😑
BuT wHY tHO
Stop that!
sToP tHaT!
Atrocitus in one of the comics: "DID YOU PUNCH MY CAT?!"
That makes so much sense
i would react similarly if someone punched my cat
3:18
Officially my favorite 2018 moment from this guy
Seriously, a scary as fuck robot saying “I got a big big thirst for HUMAN BLOOD!” in that voice is amazing
OW
Swamp thing is the DC universe version of shrek
There can only be one shrek you heretic.
Pineapple Pizza shrecc
Mr. TH-cam can you fix monetization please
Mr. TH-cam Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Mr. TH-cam Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Winston basically leaves Overwatch and takes over the world
#didntwatchflashtvshowbecauseimafuckingidiot
?
Nicholas Choi lol
Why is overwatch always the example for people while the is one year old and these characters 20+ years
Nicholas Choi But Winston has straight teeth
I might be remembering this wrong but the fact that supergirls super move is flying up to the sun makes me wonder if it’s a reference to the one time in the comics where I’m pretty sure she flew INTO the sun to remove a red lantern ring.
" The final form of Tai Lopez.."
"KNOWLEDGE"
i fckn cry everytime
Inaccuracy detected: The pyramids were built by aliens.
Talking about that I've just watched Alien Covenant and David is real peace of shit.
They were built by black people that were the KANGZ and shit you racist bigot.
Pft
Captain cold shoots Barry in the knee to slow down Barry's molecules repairing themselves and therefore his healing factor
Joe Sans Yeah. If it is absolute zero, then Barry's molecules are not moving at all. Just stopped completely.
Ice also amplify pain
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD
Joe Sans exactly cause the cold gun was designed to take down specifically Barry but then it was stolen
English, please?
14:27. The best part of the video.
just because of that buzzfeed joke youre getting a like from me
Hold up. If black canary's only ability is to scream, then why is she so special? Any woman can do that.
Veer Pal it's jussa joke nigga
There's duct tape for that....
Cause in the comics she almost killed superman
Any person can do that 😎
9:30
the double dab
Owen Butternubbs ya that made no sense Thawne used his super first and then Allen and somehow Allen gets it WTF
KooKoo4Games 101 he fast as *FUCK*
Nope. Do not want.
Stop. Just stop.
@@Elijah-pd2lc when using a super move, if you get hit during it, it will damage you but not innterupt you, from an armor mechanic. Before the starting hit of thawne's super, Allen pops(here pops means uses)his super,and the hit from thawne's super is armor blocked.
Gorilla Grodd's team is called The Society.
The Joker be like : We live in a society.
12:21 Cosmo, Wanda, go get him!
not seige? bagel you ok?
variety was neat i guess
Good. His siege videos are usually the worst of his videos.
I want to know what happened to his battlefield videos
Weeb Stick "bagel" 😂
false
5:08 may not have killed him but he is now a registered vegetable
I just now realize at 16:29 that he looked at the iron man poster in the background like " When will we get something that isn't UMVC3. . . "
This has to be one of my favorite badger videos
6:20 wow, this new Gemini Man movie looks great!
The captions are actually pretty accurate
Badger: “nobody dies in this game because its a teen!”
That random prisoner that killed Alfred and gorilla grodd: Allow me to introduce myself
The dude that was killed by Robin killed my main man Alfred
For real? Zsasz killed Alfred in INJUSTICE 2? AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?
Actually you don't have to answer that. I read the whole thing.
Did that sequence take place after IJY5?
his endings are like adult swim ads
*L E M M E S M A S H*
That guy *PLEASE*
BECKY, PLEASE
That guy u want sum fuk
Hey
That Guy it's a paradox
3:39 spoiler warning for the injustice comics
Should we tell him that Martian manhunter is dead.
"Skip this video if you work at buzzfeed."
Me: *standing ovation* yes, please more roasting of certain mentally handicapped individuals
8:30 “You are ded, not big soup-rice”
-Heavy, TF2
Scarecrow is scary AF really
8:25 Truck kun strikes again.
16:20 Badger the Pyramids were built by paid and skilled artisans
Soooo slaves
8:30 This is too perfect
Posion ivy is just swamp thing's religious daughter
That is weirdly accurate.
1:57
Badger : *explains the oversimplified backstory of the first week of injustice*
Also Badger : "I'm sorry if I'm getting any details wrong"
When you cross the line 4:41 “” DAMN IT DAMIEN THIS IS THE LINE WE DO NOT CROSS (gos mad af)
btw pyrimands weren't built by slaves but well-off artisans due to the fact they had 'funny' group names as well as the items found outside the pyramids belonged to middle class citizens
Who were actually buried near the pyramids. They also were well respected members of the society of ancient Egypt.
Finally someone corrected him thanks and this is such a common misconception normally people deny this as if you just said god wasnt real to a die hard christian
You know I just posted a comment saying that and had to delete it because of this... FUCK
Then who the fuck be pullin' the damn stones around? It isn't a case of one versus the other, because both had to be used (Although every farmer owed time to the Pharoah as part of a tax and therefore slaves weren't needed)
@@violetmcphail4628 Not everyone was an artisan but they were all free men. Just cheap labour payed in bread.
*B E G O N E T H O T*
You also forgot to point out that you can make the theater sign say "FINISH HIM" by yeeting your opponent into it or getting yeeted into it yourself.
"Let me guess. I'm going back to jail"
Oh, I commited genocide again? Oh silly old me! I should watch out more.
I wonder if badgers finance co-workers know that he's a dank meme lord on the internet? lol
Barry fucks the timeline that Harambe got resurrected and made The Society
+Squatch_ Gaming it's flashpoint 3.0, remember he fucks the timeline, then unfucks it, then it's a little fucked
Rizal Fauzi triggered
No, just 2.0.
this is why we can't have nice things Rizal Fauzi
*sighs out of shame that I even know this* the male equivalent of a Waifu is a Husbando.
I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who said this when he got it wrong XD
15:11 was like the whole plot of shrek
To be fair Barry is the best character ingame and is one of the few that kept his original moral code
I like how supergirl flies you to the Sun and then just doesn't throw you into it
"That one movie that we will never talk about"
2021 says otherwise
Hey Badger I'm sorry to say that Martian Manhunter is actually dead in Injustice
Y is he so weak?
@@kguytheguy928 well his weaknesses is fire
"stop watching if you work at buzz feed or say things like this"
*play feminist clip*
*likes video*
Totally agree 😂😂
2:51 "He's basically the final form of Tai Lopez" HAHAHAHA. SUBBED.
that archer reference at the beginning made me so happy
ayy badger nice to see an injustice dos vid
Doctor Fate 4 lyfe
Even though my friend plays Batman and kicks my ass every time
LoopDeLoop doctor fate fan here
Except when I play as him I dominate
LoopDeLoop Doctor Fate is one of those characters that I can't play but when I play against him I get my ass kicked.
LoopDeLoop don't make jokes that are bad pls
Jorge Salinas III you have *got* to be new to the internet. Or young. Because there is no way in hell that you're going to force someone to not do something over the internet. In fact, telling them not to do it only encourages them to do it.
I miss Martian Man Hunter, & Lobo, & Lex, & Doomsday, & Shazam, basically I miss half of the original roster
Kyto kumera what about man bat
Sucks though because all of the people you mentioned are dead in this storyline, cept for Lobo
@@VantasticJackson thas why he said it
I miss scorpion
It you work at buzz feed that shit had me dying 😂
11:07 he put in ice cuz the flash has super healing powers and if he freezes it it heals slower I think
16:35 Wait... is that an Iron Man poster on a D.C. video? Hol' up
5:57, I used to be an adventurer like you. . .
That random convict is Victor Zsasz, a cereal killer that cuts himself for every kill he claims. Most realistic criminal in Batman’s rogues gallery
goodbye recruit at 5:00
he, he, how could he,recruit was my only friend
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE😢
I'll admit, I watched this about 27 times already.
Deadshot: "I'm a total badass who shot flash, and stabbed myself to get out of a headlock, but I waste about 17 bullets on the victory screen."
Space dude: Hmm? Earth?
Brainiac: Ah yes, that is one of my collection of *KNOWLEDGE*
Space dude: Cool... umm why is it empty?
Brainiac: Always has been
Extreme cold slows down the flash’s powers like hyper metabolism and accelerated healing
7:55 local man literally too angry to partake in plot
3:18
When I'm loving my cherry smoothy a little too much and the guy next to me is thinking that I'm like this:
Me: What happens if I take off your mask?
Bane: It would be extremely painfull.
Me: You're a big guy.
Bane: For you 😂