That quote at the beginning was actually the explanation for the entire plot of the game. Dan: "People put quotes in front of things to make them look smart."
When he first sees the handyman and says "Oh, I'm going to have to fight those things soon. Yup... yup." I said yup along with him at EXACTLY the same rhythm and it freaked me out. Also, one of your funniest videos ever, I think. Fantastic.
As someone who lives in west america. I can confirm this. Pretty much NO ONE is religious where I live. But when I took a vacation to the south. EVERYONE was religious.
"People who you should just you should instinctively not trust, people wearing hoods when it's not raining. Don't trust them." -Either Dan Hardcastle or George Zimmerman, I don't remember.
"People put quotes in front of things to pretend to be smart" A very valuable quotation that you can never use because then you'll look like a major knob gobbler
I still maintain that Elizabeth is killing the wrong person. She should work on removing the Lutece "twins" from history. They started all this mess, they set things in motion, they happily enabled the Bad Guy and even put ideas into his head, they pressured Booker into selling his own daughter, they build all that weird technology (like the siphon). Without them none of this mess would have happened in the first place.
Melee in this game is infinitely more satisfying with the Bull Rush pants. You can literally just go through the entire game bashing everyone into the Stratosphere. It's glorious!
ThePhoenixRises Elisabeth took Booker through a Tear to a different dimension where Booker had died for the Vox Populi and was known as "The Martyr of The Revolution" and since in that dimension Daisy Fitzroy saw Booker die with her own eyes, she assumes the live Booker is an impostor.
Yep. The pain was Tommy gun bee man, the fear was jumpy poison man, the end was sleepy sniper man, the fury was astronaut fire man and the sorrow was Ocelot's dad....man
Did anyone else just feel like using corvos sword when playing this? Even though that's a different game. Srsly I just was like, ugh let me just freeze time and kill them all in 1 second. Still bioshock really fun game.
the similarities are there. I mean there are assassins following you through out the game, you have supernatural powers, and you are protecting a "damsel in distress".
+Mason Kimmitt Yes, but Dan thinks it's stupid to call his viewers friends. And in this case it is. he has over two and a half million people watching he barely knows any of them. You probably don't consider all people you know to be friends, Dan doesn't even know most his viewers, why would they be his friends?
Y'know, i always appreciate how well this game transitions from jolly and pretty with some questionable things every so often, to utterly disturbing from the ground up the instant you realize what all that jolly was built on
I have really tried to get into this game but simply couldn't get into it, I found that there was just too much story all too soon. While the environment and style, and in particular the combat is pretty cool the navigation, objectives and perhaps even repetition of the story style was too dense to go through. Maybe I'm playing it wrong or not appreciating it but I don't know, I just can't get into it at all.
@pixleldtoast yeah, but not all of them. I think nerdcubed should take a month off, watch everyone of his videos in chronological order, and maybe think about going back to the old him.
I am aware of that. And while I enjoy the normal stuff and the recent plays, I think he should look back on his previous edits and follow that style. none the less, Dan still remains the greatest (I made a reference :D) and I will love his stuff one way or another.
play the original bioshock...I love bioshock infinite but there is a special place in my heart for bioshock...I loved the upgrade system and how when you upgraded weapons you could actually see the upgrades appearing on your weapon
Bioshock 4 should be a space city with artificial gravity, but advertised as a sky city so that it's a surprise. But so that the advert isn't lies, have an artificial section that looks like it's on earth.
Would absolutely love to see you do a complete series starting with Bioshock 1 and then this (2 is pretty skippable). Both are fantastic. Alternatively, just this one would be great too, but I'd love to see your reactions to the first (and there are so many little throwbacks and references to the first one that aren't necessary to get but make the game that much better).
17:01 Dan shoots the intelligent Maxine in the chest and yet not a single drop of blood appears on her. With her quick wit response with a 1910s sassy tone “And a miss” An enraged Dan responds with a stern “oh fu*k you”
Damn! Six years ago yet quality looking fresh..remember seeing this a long time ago forgot what the game was called came back here and started watching ya vidoes again
Okay, so, these games look amazing. I now have a list to play: Bioshock Infinite, Dishonored, Far Cry 3, and Dark Souls. They are everything I like about games.
That quote at the beginning was actually the explanation for the entire plot of the game. Dan: "People put quotes in front of things to make them look smart."
He didnt know that...
so u put it in the back to look dumb c i use my big brain for dat
Also, Lutece is a character in the game. Well, I should say "characters" technically.
I would like a complete series of this.
Cryaotic done one if you wanna watch it, but yeah, it would be good on this channel.
John Egbert right with ya on that one
OMG YES!!!! COMPLETE SERIES!!!!
Ian Williams COMPLETE SERIEZ
Cryaotic's playthrough broke me emotionally.
killing a man? okay. but stealing his sandwich that's low.
"Don't trust people with hoods when it's not raining"
-NerdCubed and George Zimmerman
Genius!
There's always a man, a lighthouse and a city
How dare you
A MAN!?? WHAAAAAAAAAAT??????
Chilly Kazilly Constants and variables...
Soviet Salad
(booker) (DeWitt)
Lighthouse
Columbia
yeah, only difference is if the lighthouse leads you up or down.
Classic Nerdcubed is best Nerdcubed.
Yes indeed
When he first sees the handyman and says "Oh, I'm going to have to fight those things soon. Yup... yup." I said yup along with him at EXACTLY the same rhythm and it freaked me out. Also, one of your funniest videos ever, I think. Fantastic.
"A place where America is a Religion. So like America."
I think you mean the South.
As someone who lives in west america. I can confirm this. Pretty much NO ONE is religious where I live. But when I took a vacation to the south. EVERYONE was religious.
Tfw you're an agnostic in the Bible belt.
tfw you're homosexual in the bible belt and get assaulted just for your sexuality
I don't remember Utah being in the south. In fact, Dan, it is part of the west, and its entire history IS religion; Utah is THE Mormon state.
MFW I'm an atheist in Utah
Why do we not have a Completes series yet?!
g schoolio stoolies why is the noodle yelling at the sky
WHY
Ummmm... so... when do we get our complete series? Pretty please?
+AnteSa not anywhere on his playlists that I can find? am I blind?
+John Tembreull I dont think he did one yet but maybe he'll do it after he finishes sonic '06. I rlly hope so this game seems so cool
+John Tembreull he meant that he completed it off cam
You forgot to say Would You Kindly, Play it
Right after he does a community let's play of The Ship.
Nerdcubed's confession: "I have never played Bioshock 1"
Gods punishment: "PLAY BIOSHOCK 1 AND FILM IT FOR 40 MINUTES!"
Dan's premature endings are always funny... this, Soul Calibur II HD etc.
where has this amazing nerd been all my life
YOU DIDN'T MEET ELIZABETH!
Angelo Davis IKR!
quite close thou
"People who you should just you should instinctively not trust, people wearing hoods when it's not raining. Don't trust them."
-Either Dan Hardcastle or George Zimmerman, I don't remember.
So I shouldn't trust this entire generation...
Okay.
To be fair, the people in hoods looked like the KKK had a child with the Knights Templar
21:21 and this kids is why you don't join the space KKK
Starlogo well not space kkk its sky kkk
Booker, Catch!
I think Elizabeth has an ass-TARDIS
Zachary Mangels Well, she picks the things up and throws them to Booker
Did Stephen King influence the start of the game?
Coast of Maine.
Dan! PLS DO A COMPLETES OF THIS GAME! THE ENDING IS SUCH A FUCKING TWIST IT WILL MELT YOUR BRAIN!
Guy: Good day citizen
Dan: Good day
Guy: your looking fit
Dan: thank you
"People put quotes in front of things to pretend to be smart"
A very valuable quotation that you can never use because then you'll look like a major knob gobbler
"Knob gobbler" You sir, are my most beloved person on this planet.
I still maintain that Elizabeth is killing the wrong person. She should work on removing the Lutece "twins" from history. They started all this mess, they set things in motion, they happily enabled the Bad Guy and even put ideas into his head, they pressured Booker into selling his own daughter, they build all that weird technology (like the siphon). Without them none of this mess would have happened in the first place.
*shits bricks*
Your right.
Jay Anton
your life is pathetic if you get off on this
Jay Anton things like this made him turn off comments
Jay Anton
i know, and that makes it more pathetic
Dan... Complete... Series... Now. No arguments. Now
Yes what he said
rejected
BulletTheBadass yes dan, do that thing, NOW
Melee in this game is infinitely more satisfying with the Bull Rush pants. You can literally just go through the entire game bashing everyone into the Stratosphere. It's glorious!
Seems like Dans 'Always go left' trick worked yet again.
YOU PLAYED THIS WITHOUT PLAYING BIOSHOCK 1?! YOU'RE INSANE
" people put quotes in front of things to pretend their smart"
Nerd³ Plays... BioShock Infinite
-D Howell, 2013
"Time to meet a guy who looks like my dad" I'm surprised how close he was to guessing the plot twist, like 5 minutes into the game
Nerd Completes BioShock Infinite!
Daniel 3:16
"Eden was rubbish, it was full of naked people and snakes."
Daniel 3:16 might say that, but Austin 3:16 says "I just Whooped Your Ass
You quoting Daniel or Monty Python. Hehehe.
"On second thought, let's not go to Eden. Tis a silly place."
The lamb, the future of city... mmmm especially with mint sauce
"If this is heaven they seriously need a plumber" lol
"I hope the game doesn't actually have this place blow up."
Another reason to hate Daisy Fitzroy.
What other reasons are there?
ThePhoenixRises She wanted to kill Booker hint hint.
ThePhoenixRises Elisabeth took Booker through a Tear to a different dimension where Booker had died for the Vox Populi and was known as "The Martyr of The Revolution" and since in that dimension Daisy Fitzroy saw Booker die with her own eyes, she assumes the live Booker is an impostor.
love how this game subtly suggests that decisions dont really matter the outcome is always the same :D
Complete Series of Infinite!
This game gives me chills every single time. The only game to do so consistently even when watching a video of it. 11/10
3:02 I actually legitemitally thought that was the end of the video. xD
Lol
15:15 wasn't The Pain the one with the bees that could turn into a tommy gun?
Yep. The pain was Tommy gun bee man, the fear was jumpy poison man, the end was sleepy sniper man, the fury was astronaut fire man and the sorrow was Ocelot's dad....man
Bazinga! So he was the fury then
Full series!
I still want a complete series of this.
COMPLETES SERIES!!!!! NOW!!!!!!
He doesn't do Complete series anymore.
No.... Um Not anymore?
he really should do a completes
he dose hes doing simpson hid and run
Ik I said this a few months ago thats why.
Did anyone else just feel like using corvos sword when playing this? Even though that's a different game. Srsly I just was like, ugh let me just freeze time and kill them all in 1 second. Still bioshock really fun game.
that's exactly what I thought of
the similarities are there. I mean there are assassins following you through out the game, you have supernatural powers, and you are protecting a "damsel in distress".
Dishonored does have a similar art style.
Nerd Cubed Completes: Bioshock Infinite
WE NEED A COMPLETE SERIES OF THIS.
you say you have no friends, but WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS
+Jessie Eldredge **sighs**
no
no we're not
He's the producer
we're the consumer
+master6339 Yup
+Mason Kimmitt Yes, but Dan thinks it's stupid to call his viewers friends.
And in this case it is.
he has over two and a half million people watching he barely knows any of them.
You probably don't consider all people you know to be friends, Dan doesn't even know most his viewers, why would they be his friends?
cause things and sterf
Goddammit Dan! The quote becomes important later!
'People quote stuff to pretend they're smart'
- Daniel Hardcastle
WE WANT A COMPLETE SERIES OF THIS PLEASE!!!
Nerd3 should play Borderlands 2
OH MY GOD YES
why isn't he
:( he would really like it in my opinion
And they are all holding shotguns
MURICA
The envy of all his peers (comstock)
dan: It's me!
you have no idea
ikr! The end to this game was fucking incredible!
I hated the ending, but that's just because I have bad taste.
Narcissism Incarnate Don't say that the ending is so freaking wrong proving that the writers didn't understand their own story
Y'know, i always appreciate how well this game transitions from jolly and pretty with some questionable things every so often, to utterly disturbing from the ground up the instant you realize what all that jolly was built on
MOOOARR!
I have really tried to get into this game but simply couldn't get into it, I found that there was just too much story all too soon. While the environment and style, and in particular the combat is pretty cool the navigation, objectives and perhaps even repetition of the story style was too dense to go through. Maybe I'm playing it wrong or not appreciating it but I don't know, I just can't get into it at all.
that's a shame, the game has an amazing twist at the end, although I know what you mean
america is not a religion in america
it is THE religion
He was making a joke. Heard of a joke before?
turquoise~ and i was making a joke about that joke, heard of a joke before
Alexander Cady Yeah, didn't read your comment fully. Sorry mate, tried to remove my comment after reading it again. :/
turquoise~ ok
XD
Please do a complete series!!! :D this is EPIC
Complete series after 2k16plz
"Apparently Abraham Lincoln was the devil"
Me: "oh crap Abraham Lincoln is my great^8 uncle"
+Zachary Mansfield he said great^8 or great great great great great great great great uncle if you will
+Ryan Hensley Seems legit.
His family line went extinct in 1985...
And that's too many greats considering it was his great-great grandson that was his last living relative
+geterhero not true all direct relitives may be dead but 2nd and 3rd family is still alive
As late as this is Complete series?
***** Lol
CastOfCons We're all hoping bro.
CastOfCons I really want dan to complete this game. With facecam so we can see his face at the final fight with the vox populi and the 15 patriots xD
Please do make a complete series because I want it and you want it and everyone else wants it.
21:00 was that the kkk
Yes
Just about yes
even worse, it was the blue kind
Not very frfrmsbtle racist.
Not very frfrmsbtle The ones from earthbound?
This game looks so cool but I didnt get into the other bioshocks
Paula Deen Completely separate direction, tone, story, etc. "Infinite" stands on it's own.
ElevateConcepts nice
Play them all! Wonderful series.
ElevateConcepts i have. I didnt get into the others
+Paula Deen i highly suggest you also play 1 and 2 all three are great games
I miss nerdcubed's edited stuff. The sudden cuts in between the clips is what makes his old videos fun to watch. HIs new stuff is not nearly as funny.
Hes started to do that again on some vids :)
@pixleldtoast yeah, but not all of them. I think nerdcubed should take a month off, watch everyone of his videos in chronological order, and maybe think about going back to the old him.
No insult inteded, his content is still good, just not as good.
I am aware of that. And while I enjoy the normal stuff and the recent plays, I think he should look back on his previous edits and follow that style. none the less, Dan still remains the greatest (I made a reference :D) and I will love his stuff one way or another.
7:53 nerd:"children,what are they good for?horses"me:"what!!!"
Was this made by the same people who made dishonored?
No bioshock infinite is bio ware dishonored is arkane
Techmage 45 Oh ok , thanks.
np
Techmage 45 Irrational Games man not BioWare, haha sorry I love this series so I couldn't help but correct you
I thought only bioshock 2 was irrational
Roboponey 9000 buy it now!
Religious fanatics always scare me.
It's also hilarious how much blood explodes from the wounds you give people, yet there isn't a mark on them once they fall down.
Razzlewolfflight
Unless you behead them apparently.
Would be really cool to see you play more videos of this game.
This is the best period of Dan
3:00 lol i was like "NOOO theres got to be more come on!!!"
"Wheeping angel don't blink don't blink don't blink!"
That's just hilarious.
keep doing this series! it only gets better
play the original bioshock...I love bioshock infinite but there is a special place in my heart for bioshock...I loved the upgrade system and how when you upgraded weapons you could actually see the upgrades appearing on your weapon
Bioshock 4 should be a space city with artificial gravity, but advertised as a sky city so that it's a surprise. But so that the advert isn't lies, have an artificial section that looks like it's on earth.
Would absolutely love to see you do a complete series starting with Bioshock 1 and then this (2 is pretty skippable). Both are fantastic. Alternatively, just this one would be great too, but I'd love to see your reactions to the first (and there are so many little throwbacks and references to the first one that aren't necessary to get but make the game that much better).
"What is this?" 2 seconds later "Im dying!"
I now love you for that. I remember the first time I heard that and I replayed it on TH-cam for a few hours laughing
17:01
Dan shoots the intelligent Maxine in the chest and yet not a single drop of blood appears on her. With her quick wit response with a 1910s sassy tone
“And a miss”
An enraged Dan responds with a stern “oh fu*k you”
"People with beards are awesome!" Main villain is person with beard
Two Contact references in one video? I will not Jodie Foster this kind of behaviour, Dan.
This should be a series
"Time to meet an alien who looks like my dad." Dan... You see things most people won't....
i cried when i heard "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS"
melted my heart
"Find a way into the city!" .: Leaps off the machine :. "Done!"
7:04 so this is a place where America is a religion........
So it like America
Damn! Six years ago yet quality looking fresh..remember seeing this a long time ago forgot what the game was called came back here and started watching ya vidoes again
Okay, so, these games look amazing. I now have a list to play:
Bioshock Infinite, Dishonored, Far Cry 3, and Dark Souls.
They are everything I like about games.
Nerd3's Christmas List
A Toy Train
A Robot Pony
Complete series! Complete series!
*Sky goes red and makes noises* Dan: DUN DUH DUH DUHHHH (Futurama references are best references) :)
Dan. Dan. It's about two years after this video was uploaded, but I NEED a Completes series of this.
More of this plz, I can't believe your playing disho- I mean bioshock!
Me when I saw the humming bird: Oh! Look at how cute it is! Be my friend!
Nerdcubed: How do I eat the humming bird?
Completes series please, even though you said you won't do one you still should
I would love to see a completion of BioShock Infinite as a series.
"Don't leave me here, I was changing my field of view!"
-Dan Nerdcubed 2016
"Why do birds suddenly ignite" is my new favorite song.
devils boobys
We still want a completes series
Do a completes series of this, it would be fantastic.
A complete series would be great. And maybe one for the Original Bioshock as well which is a different game with a different story.