There should be a game called Storm Trooper Simulator where you chase people around with a really wavy camera (So you can't hit anything) and you bump your head on every door you see. Maybe it would work with the oculus.
+TG_TheKnightOfTime _ No. Fuck off. Stormtroopers are actually REALLY fucking deadly. The main characters had plot line immunity. If they didn't, the Rebellion would have been FUCKED. The Empire nearly crushed the Rebellion at the time that Luke Skywalker was introduced.
Well, the thing is that flex takes place without a game around it, so it can be harder to render all the physics of flex alongside a game like this (it's more possible nowadays). It also depends on the developer's choice to add it in. Borderlands 2 had some really wonderful cloth physics when you enabled PhysX though.
How to make chocolate cake ----------------------------------------- Ingredients 1 cup white sugar 1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup butter 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee Directions Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside. In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.
I remember this game, I used to just spend hours replaying the story missions just dicking around with the storm troupers and the physics objects. The nostalgia is so intense watching an old Nerd3 video of one of my old favorite games. I miss the old editing style Dan did. I understand why he's changed it but even though this video is almost 4 years old it's still hilarious to watch.
When I heard that Stormtrooper yelling when Dan was floating him over the pit I begun to feel sorry for him 'cause I realised that they're just ruled over by Vader. They don't really have a choice.
They join by choice. It's just an army (with hundreds of star systems). Remember Luke had an Imperial Shuttle toy and wanted to join the Imperial army? Some of them are still pure clones, like the 501st became Stormtroopers (Battlefront II), among others, but they stopped cloning by the Rebellion era. The Sith may be evil, but they're still civilized. Somewhat...
Omg dude I have had this song stuck in my head for years literally I watched this video like 6 years ago and it's been popping up in my mind ever since and I've never been able to find it, Thank you stranger!
That Battlefront 3 joke at the end is still relevant today because EA cut support to Battlefront 2 just when it was getting good and I will never not be salty about that.
@@kalebk9595 Yeah, Dice were working hard to balance the game and had plans to add a ton more content. Plus, very shortly after they cut support, The Mandalorian came out and reignited everyone's interest in Star Wars, so that was a huge L on EA's part.
I do wonder what happened to Melvin behind the scenes. Did dan just throw him into a wall and move on? Or is he still alive, whimpering in fear of him?
I hope they make the force in the new star wars movie more like the force in this game. It needs to be way more dynamic than just "oh i'm gonna push you a little, or lift this thing."
Guybrush threepwood is the main character of the famous "monkey Island" point and click game series. It was also made by lucasarts like this game and therefor they made the reference.
The Star Wars Games Rogue Squadron, The old republic games for xbox and Battlefront2 are among the best games for star wars, but i did enjoy the Unleashed games.
Not the new MMO, the original old republic games... at least I hope your were talking about the mmo.... Cause if your calling the original RPGs shit, which were good, that is Blasphemy.
Ill admit, this game is very pretty (lighting, rain effects, texture work in main bits of the levels) but even so, it does NOT justify the amount of lag you get while playing it. I have Crossfire R9 270X's and I can run BF4 max settings 1080p with Mantle enabled and get about 140fps easily, and BF4 is a vastly superior-looking game. But I boot this game up, no matter what settings it just keeps on lagging. Any explanation? Bad console port methinks.
HappyWheelsFTW Yeah, I picked this up on console a few days ago for the hell of it and it is FAR superior.....never thought I'd say that about a game.....*cough* Battlefield 3 console port! *cough*
You played that game for 3 hours and only got that far? True you fucked around a lot but the game is only like 3-4 hours long if you play it in a fairly normal pace.
Daimon Watkins Alright then 5 hours maybe. I think I did it in 4 but it seems like people on howlongtobeat took a bit longer. Still, he didn't get very far for playing 3 hours of it.
SilverEye Probally had the game crash alot as he played and maybe didnt save so he had to do long parts again. And this is nerdcubed so he screws around a whole lot.
The funniest thing about the scrolling text joke was that in the original trilogy (4,5,and 6) it basically was Lucas with a rotor rolling up a sheet of cloth with some text.
5:35 Oh God, Star Wars directed by Michael Bay. Every female character is wearing the slave Leia costume, and somehow there's a Heineken product placement.
There should be a game called Storm Trooper Simulator where you chase people around with a really wavy camera (So you can't hit anything) and you bump your head on every door you see. Maybe it would work with the oculus.
BRILLIANT
+TG_TheKnightOfTime _ No. Fuck off. Stormtroopers are actually REALLY fucking deadly. The main characters had plot line immunity. If they didn't, the Rebellion would have been FUCKED. The Empire nearly crushed the Rebellion at the time that Luke Skywalker was introduced.
+Atinla I was talking about the storm troopers in this game. I'm sorry I didn't make it clear. I am aware of that.
+TG_TheKnightOfTime _ The reason why Battlefront was inaccurate, you can actually shoot as the storm troopers.
Demon Rantz Seems Legit.
20:18 "one day we'll have cloth that acts like cloth, one day" and now I just think of him playing with the flex demo
Well, the thing is that flex takes place without a game around it, so it can be harder to render all the physics of flex alongside a game like this (it's more possible nowadays). It also depends on the developer's choice to add it in. Borderlands 2 had some really wonderful cloth physics when you enabled PhysX though.
Hi
2012: "For the love of God, make Battlefront 3 now."
2017: "For the love of God, kill that monstrosity now!"
2020: Battlefront 2 is amazing now.
@@TheLiamster false
@@cameronirle2892 Not at all, bf2 is amazing now.
@@harrisonmorgan7492 meh... Not really. It's... Ok
"Juno!"
"She's run off with Michael Cera, and theres nothing you can do about it."
Had me burst out laughing in the library.
How to make chocolate cake
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Ingredients
1 cup white sugar
1 1/8 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup cold, strong, brewed coffee
Directions
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour an 8 inch pan. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla and beat well. Add flour mixture, alternating with coffee. Beat until just incorporated.
Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the cake comes out clean.
Why?
Well why not?
+O.D.D Wildee This is actually a very good guide... Thank you for teaching me how to make cakes for my Niece :D
Um... I dont... I dont have a prioer reaction to this other than... Thank you? Question mark?
+sean Hicks Just Cause (3)
6:32 one of the troopers actually landed after being hit with the force push. Bad at aiming, yet a gymnast.
A long time ago, But still somehow in the future...
Space Wars...
Braught to you by Michael Bay.
In theaters never.
ItsDangerousToGoAloneWatchThis
Heh.
Why did the stormtrooper cross the road? Because he was forced to :)
.......really
Dan said that in th vid
Hahahahahahahahahah
ha ha LOL
Forsinainprime yes really
Remember when Mickey Mouse didn’t own the Death Star
my favorite part of star strek was when darth vader went through the stargate
That was Battlestar Galactica, not Star Trek.
+Sam Robertson That's the joke...
+AnteSa my original reply was sarcasm, too. Maybe you're being sarcastic in a sarcastic reference to my sarcasm...
It's called star shrek
+Matt senpai And then when they blew up the Hogwarts
I remember this game, I used to just spend hours replaying the story missions just dicking around with the storm troupers and the physics objects. The nostalgia is so intense watching an old Nerd3 video of one of my old favorite games. I miss the old editing style Dan did. I understand why he's changed it but even though this video is almost 4 years old it's still hilarious to watch.
Thanks
That Oddworld reference at 6:10 was amazing
RIP Melvin.
He left us too soon. He will be missed.
Nah fuck him he wasn't good enough to run into a fan like the rest of them...
I missed him at Thanksgiving dinner
Wait there is two endings I got the one were the emporor puts u in that strange suit the walks away
***** wait do I smell hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm SARCASM !!!!!!!!
R.I.P It must be bad in hell.........
When I heard that Stormtrooper yelling when Dan was floating him over the pit I begun to feel sorry for him 'cause I realised that they're just ruled over by Vader. They don't really have a choice.
Because in the Star Wars universe clones aren't Mindless Zombies!
Not all of them are clones, and they aren't forced either.
They join by choice. It's just an army (with hundreds of star systems). Remember Luke had an Imperial Shuttle toy and wanted to join the Imperial army? Some of them are still pure clones, like the 501st became Stormtroopers (Battlefront II), among others, but they stopped cloning by the Rebellion era. The Sith may be evil, but they're still civilized.
Somewhat...
Ryan blah In a way, yes. But it's pier pressure of life. If you turn down the opportunity of joining the dark side, they'll most likely kill you.
One time in the first game I got one of General Kota's troops to yell in terror. He said "GRANDMA"...
These are the chosen saviors of the universe.
2:39 Star Wars: The Lag Unleashed.
Star Wars: The Lag Strikes Back
star wars: revenge of the lag
Rogue One FPS
I had it on xbox when I played console and the people who play PC didn't really miss much. The game was rather shit after all.
+Man Of Steel is it me or is the prologue different on Xbox than PS
And since Disney scrapped the EU, this is part of legends now.
I think. Pretty sure.
Disney have the power to shut down the European Union? Wow!
urgle2203 Expanded Universe.
Which is worse! Yay....
Anyone who noticed the Abes Oddysee reference at 6:10, know that I love you
I wuv you, too.
I'm revisiting this after 9 years and man I'm happy
i can't belive Dan made that reference to asumanga daioh at 8:49
Omg dude I have had this song stuck in my head for years literally I watched this video like 6 years ago and it's been popping up in my mind ever since and I've never been able to find it, Thank you stranger!
"THE GAME RUNS AT 30 FPS" -Dan, as the game runs at 20 FPS
*Plays on easy because he wants to kill everything really quickly, complains when boss battle is easy*
not easy, repetitive and boring.
One of the best youtubers while I was growing up, happy you're still doing well,
Dan
That Battlefront 3 joke at the end is still relevant today because EA cut support to Battlefront 2 just when it was getting good and I will never not be salty about that.
Did they?
@@kalebk9595 Yeah, Dice were working hard to balance the game and had plans to add a ton more content. Plus, very shortly after they cut support, The Mandalorian came out and reignited everyone's interest in Star Wars, so that was a huge L on EA's part.
Anyone else only now get the Abe's Oddysee reference?
Yep
Up until now I thought he was just being weird.
yep
Clòooooooooollolllllllooolll
who didnt xD
I do wonder what happened to Melvin behind the scenes. Did dan just throw him into a wall and move on? Or is he still alive, whimpering in fear of him?
8:49 Does anybody know what Dan's referencing here? I don't.
Guys who would love for a third game in Force unleashed saga of games?
+AshGTTY well its been 6 years and they made the FU2 in 2010 and FU1 was made in 2009
I think the third game got cancelled when Disney bought Lucasart
what if it was open world?
Olahcomestasimiahjuanmartines then i.d love it!
+AshGTTY you realise the company who made it shut down right?
Ah I remember the first game and I love it so much!
that falling scene is basically the scene where Gandalf kills the Bellrog
For some reason, I just love Dan's little chuckle at 14:51
Abe oddeysee reference
A hilarious one I might add! XD
So I know that Nerd has seen Asumanga Daioh
thank god ad block works again (don't tell google)
Just deactivate adblock when watching Dan videos, helps him a lot. Thanks :)
k
Gustavo Melhado ad block? how?
dude he only gets ~$7/pounds (yes im american shut up)
Internet it's free because of ads
when he was shooting the mind pulse things at 6:00 i was generally in pain from laughter
"Why did the stormtrooper cross the"
"because I made him"
3:50 OMG Eddie Izzard referance!
So today I found out that apparently my life has no meaning.
Same....
You aren't given a meaning, you have to define yourself, make your meaning.
ErnestVentures That... that was beautiful.
ErnestVentures how can I do it because I cant be arsed to actually do it
why did it send 3 times?! whats going on with my youtube right now?
My favorite video of Nerdcubed
I hope they make the force in the new star wars movie more like the force in this game. It needs to be way more dynamic than just "oh i'm gonna push you a little, or lift this thing."
ha yeah
***** Epic rap battle style but with kid friendly lyrics so you know its gonna be some kids bop shit.
I'm pretty sure it'd either way exaggerated in this game or star killer is the strongest force wielding person of his time (according to lore)
I was playing THU demo on Xbox360 a few years ago and a stormtrooper literally shouted "Obama!". LOL
What?! How!?
***** IKR. It was very strange.
I do remember this! XD
Shadow Quill This happened to you too?
Shadow Quill Or am I stupid?
Who is guybrush threepwood?
Wanna to rp.
Tommorow okay it's 10:50 where i live
Ok
Okay
Guybrush threepwood is the main character of the famous "monkey Island" point and click game series. It was also made by lucasarts like this game and therefor they made the reference.
Amazing video and also I LOVE the Eddie Izzard reference, HILARIOUS!
this one is wet. this one is wet. this one is wet.
The Star Wars Games Rogue Squadron, The old republic games for xbox and Battlefront2 are among the best games for star wars, but i did enjoy the Unleashed games.
Star Wars: stormtrooper murder simulator... thats great lolz!
Colin MacPhail STARWARS(circled r) GALACTIC BATTLEGROUNDS (quoting the box)
Not the new MMO, the original old republic games... at least I hope your were talking about the mmo.... Cause if your calling the original RPGs shit, which were good, that is Blasphemy.
Colin MacPhail Don't you mean Knights of the old Republic?
Variousnumber
of course what else would I be talking about when I say a GOOD star wars game set in the old republic.
Star Wars The Lag Unleashed
yup
wHo eLsE iS hErE iN 2019?11?!?!11
Marcus Holland me! Literally so random right?
@@dannycorell6694 ye
you'll be happy to hear they increased the quality of the game since this video
Ill admit, this game is very pretty (lighting, rain effects, texture work in main bits of the levels) but even so, it does NOT justify the amount of lag you get while playing it. I have Crossfire R9 270X's and I can run BF4 max settings 1080p with Mantle enabled and get about 140fps easily, and BF4 is a vastly superior-looking game. But I boot this game up, no matter what settings it just keeps on lagging. Any explanation? Bad console port methinks.
The console version never lag at all, while still locked at 30fps, it's a much more fun game on the consoles.
HappyWheelsFTW
Yeah, I picked this up on console a few days ago for the hell of it and it is FAR superior.....never thought I'd say that about a game.....*cough* Battlefield 3 console port! *cough*
dat Abe's Oddysee refference tho
NerdCubed completes of this game please
No, NerdCubed challenge of using the computer he used in this to play more games.
+Baka Senpai this computer with just cause 3
Oh god
game was so short for me still a great game tho
22:24, the ground starts breaking before the ship even has a clear line of fire, and there are no bullets coming from it
You played that game for 3 hours and only got that far? True you fucked around a lot but the game is only like 3-4 hours long if you play it in a fairly normal pace.
SilverEye yeah no its longer then 3 hours
Daimon Watkins Alright then 5 hours maybe. I think I did it in 4 but it seems like people on howlongtobeat took a bit longer. Still, he didn't get very far for playing 3 hours of it.
SilverEye thats true
SilverEye Probally had the game crash alot as he played and maybe didnt save so he had to do long parts again. And this is nerdcubed so he screws around a whole lot.
EndyFX That's true.
am i the only one who likes this game?
This game was awesome!
Joshua TheAwesome i agree :D
The gameplay is great, the story and characters are bad.
Count Orlok true.
let's not forget it was a full-priced $60 game that took me 4 hours to beat playing on hard. I was disappoint by that fact alone.
Why is this game so underratted?
PC Port issues
"Close my eyes and believe in the tree people." You are brave, mentioning Doctor Who in a Star Wars video.
I looooove pc but this game runs better on my ps3... alot better...
yes
Honestly, I hope he never turns comments back on... The comment section is absolute cancer.
27:43 This is why you should NEVER use a PC to play video games.
What about the pc exclusives?
Lol
The game locks it's self at 30 fps, that would happen on consoles too.
Jason Bruce Especially because they can't get any higher
That's the game's fault, not the PC's fault.
"Something, something dark side."
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
literally the only reason why I bought this game as a kid
This was my childhood channel, now I’m 14 and back in 2012....damn😭😭😭😭
Forget the Abe's odyssey reference! I just noticed the reference to chiyo-chans cooking song at 8:48
9:48 the hell was that! I think a rancor just imploded........
I laughed way too much and now I have hiccups.
"Fuck you, I can fly."
-Daniel Hardcastle 2012
rest in peace Stormtrooper Melvin "you will not be missed" at 11:00 :(
26:17 Best reaction ever.
35:05 3 years later and we nearly have it, but i don't think it is what we hoped!
Oh my god! I just realised that at 3:50 you make a reference from that Lego Star Wars Canteen! My respect for you has risen an amazing amount.
The funniest thing about the scrolling text joke was that in the original trilogy (4,5,and 6) it basically was Lucas with a rotor rolling up a sheet of cloth with some text.
16:10, an oddworld joke? Officially the greatest TH-camr ever
missin these types of nerdcubed vids
16:07 It was at this moment that storm trooper knew HE fucked up.
I loved the force unleashed and how you could just throw people around it was so fun
15:44 It sounds like the storm trooper says "I love you"
Nerd3: Why is that thing only going after me when there are a million other things to kill.
Me: Cause your the only one that pissed it off.
I remember playing the first one on my PS2 but I never actually did the story...The skirmish thing was all that the game needed to make me love it xD
Can someone tell me the reference in 8:50 because i dont remember where its from and its driving me crazy....well more than usual
6:10!! Loved the Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus referenc. True nerdship my friend
Did that one just jump into a fan?
Intelligence is strong with this one
15:45 introducing the new friendlytrooper!
“Someday we will have cloth that acts like cloth”
The Flex video for a year or so ago
15:01 - wow i thought i was the only one getting stuck THERE.
Great work Nerd³. *highfive* :D
"Oh noooooo, a Lag Monster...KILL IT!"
😂😂😂lol😂😂😂
'Hey Guys, Modern Art' - omg, I was laughing so hard i was crying. This is new mew favorite channel, sub'ed!
"Oh no! This guy can't get hit with lightsabers! But will it blend?" ROTFLOL
It's funny when he calls Darth Vader, Jeff Vader. As in this he is voiced by Matt Sloan, famous for being the voice of Chad Vader!
Dan: One day we will have cloth that acts like cloth.
Me: (At the back of the theater) Ahem. *cough* *cough* flex *cough* *cough*
My favorite part in the force unleashed is when you're on the death star and you can hold stormtroopers in the laser tunnel and they get vaporized
5:35 Oh God, Star Wars directed by Michael Bay. Every female character is wearing the slave Leia costume, and somehow there's a Heineken product placement.
you're like the best gamer lol, have me crying in most of your videos. RIP MELVIN TROOPER ~
I like how Dan played on easy then complained about the game being easy
Abe's (or Munch's) Odyssey reference! Nerd³ knows about it! Nerd³ is now infinitely more awesome!
A classic to rewatch
10:15 all i have to do is close my eyes and believe in the tree people
I'm getting Doctor Who vibes from this
Rip storm trooper Melvin, he lived a full life
I played this on PS3 and fucking loved it
did you notice when you were doing the runny bits and how the stormtroopers flew
6:33 HE LANDS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT HIM ALIEVE! (alive spelled wrong on purpose)
"I think a Rancor just Imploded" I lost it there