How Superman shaves

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  • @thegorillasnake
    @thegorillasnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32238

    Batman probably just glares at his reflection and the stubble jumps off his face in panic.

  • @intimidatedivided8769
    @intimidatedivided8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118810

    Dollars Shave Club been real quiet since this came out.

    • @LermaBean
      @LermaBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

      🤣 Good! Cause their razer handle sucks ass! Oxidizes like rusted metal in just a couple months of use.

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Eric Lerma 😐

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      For 7 years man?

    • @wilford9217
      @wilford9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Matt stonie advertise them in most of his videos

    • @grendel7192
      @grendel7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Levi wilford Ackerman Matt Stonie can eat a human and wouldn’t gain a pound

  • @OHG_Fawx
    @OHG_Fawx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13786

    Lois: "You don't shave, you know....down there?"
    Supes: "Not after the weenie roast of 2005."

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I was thinking about this exact thing!🤣

    • @batedflounder47sox66
      @batedflounder47sox66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Noo

    • @dakotasan8719
      @dakotasan8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      THIS is the one that broke me?!

    • @DUUFFACE55
      @DUUFFACE55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      why'd I read supes line in batmans voice?

    • @bangpd6044
      @bangpd6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@DUUFFACE55 LMFAO SAME

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +331

    This suggests that his hair is notably more vulnerable than his skin, as it can be burned by his eyes but the skin cannot

    • @leewinters8245
      @leewinters8245 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I always figured his heat vision was a psionic power. He has displayed vulnerability to psionics like brainiac & maxima .

    • @whitleypedia
      @whitleypedia หลายเดือนก่อน

      don't tell Luthor! :)

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Im pretty sure hair do burn easier

    • @Wiffttrl
      @Wiffttrl 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      but it also suggests that the mirror is one of the few things his laser beams cannot penetrate because otherwise the mirror would've broken

    • @Shizoidu_Discord
      @Shizoidu_Discord 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He limited his power

  • @hani2916
    @hani2916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15608

    “So how do you shave your beard?”
    -“I looked in the mirror very hard”

    • @evolvedbread1370
      @evolvedbread1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Underrated comment

    • @haothaiminh644
      @haothaiminh644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      looking intensified

    • @vDorgengoa
      @vDorgengoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      *stares*

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *If I imagine it enough, then it will become reality*

    • @precotto5466
      @precotto5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Literally looks in mirror

  • @UltraEpicVids
    @UltraEpicVids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22002

    When you pay for laser hair removal, and Superman walks up on you and ask if you ready

    • @cd4103
      @cd4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

      You know you're getting good quality stuff if it's Superman doing it

    • @boyegaaa
      @boyegaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      it doesn't pay much but it's a honest job

    • @renzezekieldivida3014
      @renzezekieldivida3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Because superman is more powerful than his laser. An average person wouldn't survive the procedure.

    • @cd4103
      @cd4103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      @@renzezekieldivida3014 Superman can control how hot and powerful his lasers can be, from a simple cat lazer to a lazer powerful enough to destroy planets to even stronger, so he could control his lazer so it wouldn't hurt an average person

    • @blackhokage1744
      @blackhokage1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@boyegaaa yoruba boy hello 😊😊

  • @dutchvanderlinde8634
    @dutchvanderlinde8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20188

    Famous last words
    Superman: I wonder what my eyes looks like whenever I shoot Lasers.

  • @combatbeatdown
    @combatbeatdown ปีที่แล้ว +2818

    That bathroom must smell like death after that laser hair removal.

    • @kylekomicbro1836
      @kylekomicbro1836 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

      Clark, remind me to pick up febreeze air fresheners at s-mart.

    • @lukebrown2674
      @lukebrown2674 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Seriously this is the only thing that comes to mind now I'm not a kid watching this

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Burnt hairs smell so bad. I once burned the hairs on my ballsack as a joke and it smelled awful

    • @alphagaming6712
      @alphagaming6712 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      ​@@Dannymart_88445wtf were you doing

    • @Aego384
      @Aego384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alphagaming6712Commenting because I want to know too

  • @coledignam399
    @coledignam399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    It took me a minute to realize there was no punchline or joke, it really was JUST Superman shaving.

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same

    • @KaiserDragun
      @KaiserDragun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @shinigamiphantom1391
      @shinigamiphantom1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wasn't this an episode where Mr. Novowelsinhisname was harassing Superman?

    • @angelvivero7325
      @angelvivero7325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah still pretty sure that's not how mirrors work though

    • @DRYT0ast2424
      @DRYT0ast2424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude

  • @hesus1474
    @hesus1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12409

    I like how he just does this. It’s not a joke or him trying to be funny. He just does that.

    • @SherinFunmes
      @SherinFunmes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I dont understand the point of your comment

    • @augustsophiamalicay1844
      @augustsophiamalicay1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      Well, I did understand so yeah...

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@SherinFunmes fool

    • @SherinFunmes
      @SherinFunmes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@hesus1474 if you were jesus i would have actually taken that seriously..

    • @nogoodnamesleft3965
      @nogoodnamesleft3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'd prolly do it to if I had laser eyes

  • @AyaneOfDeath
    @AyaneOfDeath 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    I like the details in the Cartoon when he closes one eye to concentrate the laser on the other half

  • @kuhen25
    @kuhen25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97165

    Superman's enemies should wear a mirror costume

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4874

      Mirror Master and Dr. Zoom would be a good team against him.

    • @UnknownRez8319
      @UnknownRez8319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2988

      He also has other abilities except Lazar beam

    • @aromaz6401
      @aromaz6401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4458

      It would be really affective until he walks over to them and punches them

    • @kazutomotakayoshtosh
      @kazutomotakayoshtosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

      so he doesn’t have to shave his beard-

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Ssh, don't give them ideas!

  • @_catulus
    @_catulus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4308

    Lois: Is that razor burn?
    Clark: It’s complicated...

  • @madmanjoe1002
    @madmanjoe1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I like how he always strokes his face after like "Damn I'm fine".

    • @freshbread4039
      @freshbread4039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Self love!

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he is fine tho XD

    • @donnie1994
      @donnie1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He ain't wrong 😉

    • @gabaduran3333
      @gabaduran3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as if he could fall in love with himself. Hell superman, you're really good

    • @nodeberiaestaraqui93
      @nodeberiaestaraqui93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, he is

  • @scottbraun2457
    @scottbraun2457 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Every real man's envy levels skyrocket, every time that scene is replayed, or re-done..lol..

  • @SRC267
    @SRC267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31372

    We need laser shavers.

    • @valenun
      @valenun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

      They actually exist-

    • @kitsunehistory
      @kitsunehistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      They kinda do exist. But it was a kickstarter project and it wasn't looks like actual laser shaving your beard. Basically, it's a low power laser thin wire that barely cut all the beard in one go. You need to carefully touch your hair with that wire, one by one.

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Now you're just talking about Star wars.

    • @yangcz165
      @yangcz165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@hellfactory3739 laser is just light

    • @chimannadi4550
      @chimannadi4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No way

  • @MatthewLarson578
    @MatthewLarson578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    “Hey Clark why is your chin so red?”
    “No reason” he said in pain

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I mean he's Superman his skin should be very tough to cut or burn

    • @luckymoonjoy1278
      @luckymoonjoy1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s bulletproof

    • @TheDeathticle
      @TheDeathticle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Razor burn

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      More like, hey Clark, why do you smell like burnt hair? No wonder why I'm not into you...that's the worst smelling after shave ever!

    • @lesedi428
      @lesedi428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

  • @jonathanjoestar__
    @jonathanjoestar__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4214

    imagine he burns himself a tiny bit so he flinches while still shooting the laser, and now theres 5 ruined buildings and the sun has exploded.

    • @upsidefrown9431
      @upsidefrown9431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      LMAOOO Imagine 🤧🤧

    • @ridzz.714
      @ridzz.714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      If the sun exploded, I reckon there’d be more than 5 ruined buildings..

    • @lyd3815
      @lyd3815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      imagine you make a mistake while shaving so now the earth is gone and the sun exploded destroying the galaxy.

    • @wyattmiranda3484
      @wyattmiranda3484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooohhhh nooooo

    • @loganbaxter4685
      @loganbaxter4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ridzz.714 Nah, it’d be awhile before the plasma wave of death was visible.

  • @PhantomPraetor
    @PhantomPraetor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I like to think Superman can control the intensity of his heat vision
    Like, if he wants to do something like this he can set it to super low, but if he wants to melt a villain’s metal defenses, he can set it to the normal intensity, etc.

    • @TippedScale
      @TippedScale 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Considering the mirror doesn't immediately melt or anything, I believe this

  • @whitechocoIateee
    @whitechocoIateee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6227

    isn't this technically "laser hair removal" he shouldn't be growing any hair back?
    Animators: *we've been breached*

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      It might grow back very weakly for a few times, but if he keeps doing it it will grow back thin, or eventually not at all
      Unless we're assuming that his hair doesn't act normally because space magic

    • @whitechocoIateee
      @whitechocoIateee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@madeliner1682 "because space magic" 😂😂

    • @thechickenfriedredneck910
      @thechickenfriedredneck910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      I think he is just burning the stubble off the surface of his skin like a razor. I dont think his lazer eyes penetrate the skin to contact the actual hair follicles.

    • @whitechocoIateee
      @whitechocoIateee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      @@thechickenfriedredneck910 i bet the animators are like " *sigh* just enjoy the fucking cartoon"

    • @villamiles
      @villamiles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thought the same 😅

  • @officialconch
    @officialconch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I like how they used the cartoon version at the end to substantiate the claim.

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @enlightenedtree2875
      @enlightenedtree2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jingllle8546 ah yes of course

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂

  • @notallergictochocolate
    @notallergictochocolate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26999

    honestly I really like seeing superheros use their powers for just ordinary things, it adds so much character

    • @Gengar094
      @Gengar094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

      I guess superman has no choice to use his own powers as a normal razer probably won't be able to cut his beard

    • @eldkfwkd321
      @eldkfwkd321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Note: Hancock shaved with his fingernails, from movie the Hnadcock.

    • @tatocancelled7186
      @tatocancelled7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      @@I_WANT_MY_SLAW “no it doesn’t” - 🤓

    • @hadifelani
      @hadifelani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eldkfwkd321 hnadcock?

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no it doesnt

  • @MrAmangandhi
    @MrAmangandhi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    And here I thought he would use a razor made from kryptonite.

  • @AndersonNeo12
    @AndersonNeo12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14265

    When Batman asked Superman "do you bleed?", he wasn't threatening him, it was just a regular conversation between two bros talking about their daily skin care and shaving routine 🙂

    • @Koroshimasu
      @Koroshimasu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      That's good actually

    • @heartofvanillaice7443
      @heartofvanillaice7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Oh I thought it was a barbaric way of asking his gender.

    • @Deathbatman
      @Deathbatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@heartofvanillaice7443 the hell did you get that from

    • @TheObserver77777
      @TheObserver77777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@Deathbatman Cuz periods

    • @Deathbatman
      @Deathbatman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheObserver77777 what the hell. Superman is obviously a man

  • @ariadnamartin4598
    @ariadnamartin4598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2827

    It's official, Superman invented laser hair removal

    • @funnyvideoguy3216
      @funnyvideoguy3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      We must thank him

    • @BobTheSnail759
      @BobTheSnail759 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@funnyvideoguy3216 #thankyousuperman

    • @billykaplan9915
      @billykaplan9915 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I wouldn't be surprise if that was the case I can only imagine someone watching Superman shaving (a scene meant to be a joke) and saying I'll invent a way to make this real

  • @Jordan_offline_
    @Jordan_offline_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8063

    Legends say gillette lost almost 20% Sales because of Superman.

    • @im_stilldizzy
      @im_stilldizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      1st

    • @theradicalaxe553
      @theradicalaxe553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@im_stilldizzy u donut

    • @ron78tht74
      @ron78tht74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He was 20% of their business. I doubt it. That means only 4 other people used Gillette. Doesn't add up.

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ron78tht74 joke

    • @thename7511
      @thename7511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Adam Ratman Reddit references are getting cringey nowadays, better to just say "it's a joke" or "joke" like the person above said

  • @RoyceRozea
    @RoyceRozea 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    A joke so nice they used it twice

  • @wajinshu
    @wajinshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15047

    Where's the Superman CGI shave? hehe

  • @Stagelele
    @Stagelele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17405

    Alternative version: Superman fucking melts his face.

    • @genewastakenwastaken
      @genewastakenwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @HoJustin r/woosh

    • @soapyguy6483
      @soapyguy6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      When a cringe normie r/woosh instead of r/wooooosh 🤦‍♂️

    • @JustN3ptune
      @JustN3ptune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@soapyguy6483 wait when did we start using that again that shit is dead

    • @djdoodoo7032
      @djdoodoo7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ho Justin 🧂

    • @anonymousunknown5650
      @anonymousunknown5650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alternative alternative superman melts house

  • @Kyumifun
    @Kyumifun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7033

    How society wants men to shave:
    *Using razors*
    How men really want to shave:

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @snowy031
      @snowy031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jingllle8546 relatable

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jingllle8546
      That damn fire nation....

    • @JaveriaYousuf
      @JaveriaYousuf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Using laser.

    • @maguyonseanlewis7696
      @maguyonseanlewis7696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jingllle8546
      I'm guessing your a filipino copypasta spammer.

  • @ShinkaPlant
    @ShinkaPlant 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    Super Heroes using their powers for everyday activitie is amazing

  • @mvpmvp2980
    @mvpmvp2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3905

    how batman shaves:
    "ALFRED!"

    • @majakmajak7596
      @majakmajak7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Hand Me my Bat Razor

    • @creep1523
      @creep1523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@majakmajak7596 and he's looking at his bat mirror, in his bat restroom

    • @justaguywithamask6505
      @justaguywithamask6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@creep1523 in his bat cave

    • @dovesoap445
      @dovesoap445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@justaguywithamask6505 while listening to bat sounds with his bat airpods

    • @justaguywithamask6505
      @justaguywithamask6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@dovesoap445 with his bat merch

  • @jamesdutchman8862
    @jamesdutchman8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11513

    There was a comic in the 70s that had Supes do this with a piece of metal from his rocket ship. It made more sense than an average mirror.

    • @nodeberiaestaraqui93
      @nodeberiaestaraqui93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      Pretty sure the mirror IS made from the metal of his rocket ship

    • @jamesdutchman8862
      @jamesdutchman8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @@nodeberiaestaraqui93 Well, that would make sense.

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@nodeberiaestaraqui93 how you can make metal with a glass from the space?

    • @stevencolon1723
      @stevencolon1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @@Nombrenooriginal Its a piece of metal from the ship, not a mirror XD
      Supes probably just polished it to a mirror finish. Its Space metal, it can do anything.

    • @Rohan_Sn
      @Rohan_Sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why can't he use a mirror?
      I think he can control the heat

  • @tlotro625
    @tlotro625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Since his beard is a part of him, thus nearly indestructable, it's ok.

    • @tuumanka7974
      @tuumanka7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But he has superpower

    • @tropicthunder919
      @tropicthunder919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The only reason he is nearly indestructable is because everyone else is from earth and can’t handle his strength so other cryptonians could punch him in the face and it would hurt so he could cut his own beard with his laser because he’s from crypton and that’s how it works, I’m not an expert but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works

    • @JustArt_736
      @JustArt_736 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The likes on ur comments now are the devils number
      It might change though

    • @wahiditsme
      @wahiditsme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's fiction, you guys. Don't argue.

    • @neh8608
      @neh8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually makes sense

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    It’s crazy to see the advance in technology, the newer one is live action and it shows every detail, whereas the old one is animated and even in animation they hid the actual process

    • @Savita73198
      @Savita73198 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You described exactly what I was thinking. Like it's much harder to do it in a live action but still the animated version is the one where the process is hidden.

    • @reidmason2551
      @reidmason2551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Other way around. The Dean Cain clip is from 1994, the animated clip from 1997. It's the later version that cut corners.

  • @kombat_king5717
    @kombat_king5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    Darkseid, who can do the same WITHOUT a mirror:
    *Pathetic.*

    • @atharvanighot5667
      @atharvanighot5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lol, underrated comment!

    • @WeirdNekoGirl
      @WeirdNekoGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Does Darkseid even have hair?

    • @mugiwara7116
      @mugiwara7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@WeirdNekoGirl Not on his face😉

    • @subzero5325
      @subzero5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mugiwara7116 bruh

    • @dummyfranchise3630
      @dummyfranchise3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@mugiwara7116 bruh cmon g

  • @DrePants44
    @DrePants44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

    It's been noted in the comics that he has to change out mirrors often due to laser use wear and tear

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      what does it say on your channel's banner?

    • @user-lr1rt3sz9u
      @user-lr1rt3sz9u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i'm just curious lmao

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-lr1rt3sz9u something about killing Jesus

    • @tacitozetticci9308
      @tacitozetticci9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Uranus 46 nooo not cheese sus

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tacitozetticci9308 ikr what a sussy baka😑😳

  • @33482
    @33482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7011

    Imagine if he had a full grown beard. Nothing could stop him then.

    • @elmagnificodep
      @elmagnificodep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      The beard starts on fire from the vision. 😂

    • @vo5960
      @vo5960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Future state: Guess what

    • @Jet_Sam
      @Jet_Sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ever read Injustice?

    • @33482
      @33482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jet_Sam ever heard "obey the beard" by psychostick?

    • @23bitchris60
      @23bitchris60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In man of steel he has a beard when he saves the people on the boat.

  • @Gencoil
    @Gencoil 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Oh crap, I overdid the beam strength. Well, there goes the mirror... and the neighbor's apartment".

  • @MAN-ns8xb
    @MAN-ns8xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7758

    "The electric razor was invented by Jacob Schick in 1928."
    people before 1928:

    • @awesomesauceTN234
      @awesomesauceTN234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO

    • @dark_jpeg4257
      @dark_jpeg4257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Damn when did we forget to laser eyes

    • @coneskid2
      @coneskid2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      al mcwhiggin

    • @dragonmaster6686
      @dragonmaster6686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why not use a normal razor then

    • @dremiphamusofsmoke1163
      @dremiphamusofsmoke1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dragonmaster6686
      Excuse me, but when did THEY come out into public? Hm?

  • @LilyaScarlet
    @LilyaScarlet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4379

    those are some strong ass mirrors

    • @imaadshahrukh4829
      @imaadshahrukh4829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Lilya Scarlet They probably don't exist in the DCEU, explaining the weird Shrek face.

    • @Shexter17
      @Shexter17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Lilya Scarlet LOL TRUE but then he controls how strong the lazer is

    • @PlutoKunn
      @PlutoKunn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @CerealKiller2
      @CerealKiller2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Well, mirrors are reflective, but I don't know if they can withstand very high temperatures and I don't know how warm Superman's laser vision is either.

    • @CerealKiller2
      @CerealKiller2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jay I'm talking in theory. It's not like that hasn't been done before.

  • @nobody-ms7uz
    @nobody-ms7uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26433

    TH-cam algortihm: He'll literally watch anything.

    • @realchrsto
      @realchrsto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Bro😂😂😂🙌🏽💯

    • @lawrencechege430
      @lawrencechege430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      The only truth🤣

    • @R.A.ImGreenID
      @R.A.ImGreenID 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Facts

    • @panimho
      @panimho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same here dude

    • @Tg-rn7qp
      @Tg-rn7qp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      real

  • @pencilsandpizza
    @pencilsandpizza 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The accuracy and coordination you would need for that is insane

  • @colonelstriker2519
    @colonelstriker2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    You’re telling me to defeat his laser eyes we just need a mirror wtaf

    • @sanuiii
      @sanuiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Jokes on you. It's a super mirror

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Superman II in the fight with General Zod.

    • @jessehinman8340
      @jessehinman8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      He can change the power output of his lasers . . . 🙃

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lasers are just light, even the most powerful lasers can be reflected with a common mirror because that's what mirrors do.

    • @Hans140
      @Hans140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If he's angry enough and he uses his laser eyes, if you have a mirror, his skin will just melt off since his beam power is at max

  • @ploonky12345
    @ploonky12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    Poor Superman, his balls must be in a life crisis every time

  • @s55558
    @s55558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7397

    Why is no one talking about how strong the mirror is

    • @bobjob3632
      @bobjob3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      It’s a regulate mirror you idiot! Did you learn anything in physic class????

    • @itzthunder3394
      @itzthunder3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      @@bobjob3632 man chill he probably just a kid

    • @masterchief-kq2ev
      @masterchief-kq2ev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@itzthunder3394 I'm not being sarcastic I just think he's kidding

    • @sherlockowiec1693
      @sherlockowiec1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

      @@bobjob3632 it's not just a light, the laser also create mega heat, that's why it's deadly so he's right, I mean it is a normal mirror but superman can just manipulate how strong the beam is.

    • @ethanholter
      @ethanholter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      @@bobjob3632 maybe spend less time studying physics and more time learning how to speak to people

  • @Tanishq.A
    @Tanishq.A วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bro can start a cosmetic clinic of his own in old age.

  • @Quint_69
    @Quint_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76686

    It's all fun and games till he accidentally looks up at his eyes.

    • @okamiamadeus5163
      @okamiamadeus5163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

      LOL AH DED!!!! 🤣

    • @Remimates
      @Remimates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      Oof

    • @shr1998
      @shr1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      *Underrated *

    • @xaviersaavedra7442
      @xaviersaavedra7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

      Lol. And shaves his eyebrows by mistake.
      (I get the joke)

    • @kiloxoxo847
      @kiloxoxo847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • @WIEIRDO
    @WIEIRDO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8187

    Superman's Laser: Can Cut through literally everything..
    Mirror: No, I don't think HE will.

    • @awkela3316
      @awkela3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      He can control the temperature

    • @stormcroc1384
      @stormcroc1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@awkela3316 boom roasted

    • @control4050
      @control4050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@awkela3316 Yes he can.

    • @svrmaster103
      @svrmaster103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he's able to control the temp

    • @phoenixfrohmanderst2586
      @phoenixfrohmanderst2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe his laser is some sort of photon beam? That would make sense since he gets his powers from the sun. Any guess is as good as mine.

  • @ghost085
    @ghost085 8 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    "Do you bleed? You will." [gives him a gillete]

  • @opinionhaver574
    @opinionhaver574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is the main reason I would want to be Superman.

  • @khrohn903
    @khrohn903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    Lois Lane: Honey look at this
    Superman: *looks directly at her and forgot to turn his lasers off*

    • @OkCalis
      @OkCalis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Leading to an alternate Injustice story arc.

    • @afro117icarus5
      @afro117icarus5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok injustice
      Edit: ffs someone beat me to it

    • @Murkadamiaa
      @Murkadamiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Dead body reported*

    • @chrisdelzell8467
      @chrisdelzell8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now she's bald, so she divorces him and marries Lex Luthor.
      Wouldn't be so bad if she didn't take the Fortress of Solitude and the superdog.

    • @akira9031
      @akira9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @crazy nah flash is faster he can literally go through any point of time from running

  • @paulcopper299
    @paulcopper299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    Imagine the smell of burnt hair in his bathroom.

    • @VKMakesOfficial
      @VKMakesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am ur 200th liker...Now you have to Subscribe me 😁😂

    • @ryyyyyyn
      @ryyyyyyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@VKMakesOfficial wh-

    • @VKMakesOfficial
      @VKMakesOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryyyyyyn 😂😂

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @paulcopper299
      @paulcopper299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jingllle8546 So umm... how did you cope with that?

  • @Hassan.is.not.too.crazy01
    @Hassan.is.not.too.crazy01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10991

    Well we just learned that superman doesn't shave under his chin.

    • @TheHopelessFan
      @TheHopelessFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      The neck beard grows

    • @endgame9275
      @endgame9275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Apparently he has no beard on there hahah

    • @izzybigballz
      @izzybigballz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      sis82isHsheuiwIb^■☆♤○♤•♤huh Z*-*%&-;¡i28h&=

    • @Enavoid
      @Enavoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@izzybigballz I agree

    • @somerandomduck5795
      @somerandomduck5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@izzybigballz indeed

  • @Savenmi
    @Savenmi หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    That's one strong mirror if it can reflect a laser beam 0:23

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Every mirror can do that. Not to mention, you need mirrors to even create a laser.

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s a Supermirror if you weren’t aware

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sypaka that’s true for something low powered like a laser pointer. It is true that every mirror can do that for a time if the laser is a serious laser but it won’t last long if it’s a standard mirror.

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Lois: Why does your bathroom always smell like burning hair?
    Superman:

    • @Maswartz226
      @Maswartz226 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She actually said this in the comics once.

  • @TheFuryHasCome
    @TheFuryHasCome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like a little clip series of how heroes complete the most mundane tasks with their abilities.

    • @peposo7
      @peposo7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And conveniently put gadgets.

    • @theuniversedoesntcare
      @theuniversedoesntcare 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna see the Flash shave, and use a Tooth Brush.

  • @BjornzzYT
    @BjornzzYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5071

    Ok, but how does he cut his hair?

    • @nemek119
      @nemek119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      With scissors from cryptonite.

    • @hmm9962
      @hmm9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Second

    • @thesrilankanguy3652
      @thesrilankanguy3652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      better question, how is he not burnt.

    • @binnybourne5766
      @binnybourne5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      From upper mirror 😁😁😁

    • @mrmimeprime4149
      @mrmimeprime4149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      With extra mirrors then

  • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
    @miscellaneoussarnian5282 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’d kill to have Superman’s laser eyes whenever I shave

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9324

    I bet he just bites his nails off then

    • @DeathLore
      @DeathLore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Of course your here

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Haven’t seen you in a while

    • @darkknight7151
      @darkknight7151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Where have you been? Kinda miss your comment. 😂

    • @AbhishekSharma-wg3ub
      @AbhishekSharma-wg3ub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello 👋

    • @SIR.scufington
      @SIR.scufington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet you wish you were justin y

  • @Retaliatixn
    @Retaliatixn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7238

    I'm disappointed that he didn't actually use kryptonite Gilet razor blade.

    • @anirudhrox8839
      @anirudhrox8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      just a small cut wound while using that blade and Superman will start hearing Astronomia Coffin Dance music..

    • @mma_warzone
      @mma_warzone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Your level of genius is unfathomable 😂👊👊

    • @kamishkhatai5982
      @kamishkhatai5982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@anirudhrox8839 dont u remember it prevents accidental wounds, as stated in ads.

    • @anirudhrox8839
      @anirudhrox8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@kamishkhatai5982 not all Gillette blades prevent accidental cut wounds.. I use a Gillette Mach 3 and just got cut near my chin 3 days ago..

    • @kamishkhatai5982
      @kamishkhatai5982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@anirudhrox8839 sorry but i meant "as stated in ads by them". With these " too.

  • @MotleyNerd
    @MotleyNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26927

    All jokes aside, that's gotta be the cleanest shave ever.
    And the worst smelling.

    • @mattquellobello
      @mattquellobello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +704

      At least is fast

    • @WannabeWryter
      @WannabeWryter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

      Burnt hair, yeah gros. Then again supes is like immune to bacteria and ish.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Probably uses a lot of aftershave to cover the smell

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@WannabeWryter supes? Is this a thing?

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      @@TCt83067695 its like how Batman's baddies have started calling him 'Bats'.
      P.S.
      A lot of bathrooms have exhaust fans for bad smells.

  • @vew3977
    @vew3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2555

    TH-cam algorithm: “hey wanna know how superman shave?”
    Me: “um no? no benefit in knowing such thing”
    My brain: “I wanna know yes thank you”

    • @rupeshveerwal8696
      @rupeshveerwal8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Correct 😂😂😂

    • @gelvinesonchundi9017
      @gelvinesonchundi9017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam algorithm is so complicated

    • @Merely_To_Observe
      @Merely_To_Observe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is the chance you are taking a quiz for $1M

    • @sonicboom5012
      @sonicboom5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friends and I were actually talking about this the other day, supposedly every part of him including his hair(?) is indestructible, so if that includes the hair on his chin, then how can he shave with laser vision?

    • @keerthichandra376
      @keerthichandra376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sonicboom5012 indestructible by the forces of Earth not Krypton. He is vulnerable to Kryptonian stuff

  • @khajamainoddin7036
    @khajamainoddin7036 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    TH-cam recommended me this video after 11 years 😂😂

  • @kenobigaming5755
    @kenobigaming5755 ปีที่แล้ว +11289

    I love it when heroes use their powers outside of fighting crime. It really adds to their character

    • @captainmw8885
      @captainmw8885 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Yeah, like the scene in X2, when Iceman freezes Wolverine’s soda!

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      And in Multiverse of Madness when Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie a tie.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I like a little scene in adventure time where the fire elemental just heats up his tea a tiny bit.
      It's cute.

    • @dioshoes9096
      @dioshoes9096 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It just adds to the believability, and it's fun

    • @anthonydeng5419
      @anthonydeng5419 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Green arrow: bruh

  • @BerkayOner
    @BerkayOner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    Why no one else isn't speaking about his beard still keeps coming after thousands of eye laser hair removal. (Probably because it's super beard)

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      If it weren't super beard he would just use a razor

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@joaozitogameplays I mean, he could use a kyrptonite razor

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@taelim6599 how would he hold the damn thing and be precise with it

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@joaozitogameplays Well, the handle doesn't have to be kryptonite

    • @joaozitogameplays
      @joaozitogameplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@taelim6599 I believe that just being near kryptonite harms him, let alone placing a kryptonite blade into his face

  • @lailynurhalizah8950
    @lailynurhalizah8950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8807

    That mirror must be the second strongest material on earth

    • @chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984
      @chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

      He can adjust how hot it is

    • @bluedream2493
      @bluedream2493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      Micro-control over his heat vision.

    • @shuaibsalim6616
      @shuaibsalim6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nobody asked the first ?

    • @anthonysalinas-candelero9978
      @anthonysalinas-candelero9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984 oh really?!?!I never knew that,he can change the temperature of his heat vision.Cool bc I thought he made a mirror out of a strong material lol

    • @chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984
      @chankabizarrenetworkdeluxe1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Anthony Salinas-Candelero ur welcome for the info

  • @darkarpit
    @darkarpit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    to protect yourself from Superman's laser carry a mirror

  • @tadayoshi1434
    @tadayoshi1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "with great powers comes great convenience"
    - Uncle Ben

  • @mxrius1739
    @mxrius1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Over 5 years ✓
    no profilpicture ✓
    extremely high likes for sub count✓
    I love TH-cam algorithm.

    • @thefinalcrusader4250
      @thefinalcrusader4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Literally named bystander

    • @RedThorn
      @RedThorn  3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      To be fair, this video blew up in 2013 during the Gillette Man of Steel promotional tie ins and then just kind of gradually continued to peak interest here and there.

    • @San-li9ml
      @San-li9ml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@RedThorn The man spoke!

    • @granimations2510
      @granimations2510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RedThorn are you gonna post more?

    • @karljustinebelarmino3268
      @karljustinebelarmino3268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .

  • @notorioezz
    @notorioezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Superman's weaknesses:
    - Kryptonite
    - Your girlfriend's pocket mirror

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol underrated

    • @suckstosuck69
      @suckstosuck69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dude he shot this laser at his own face in this very video and all it did was shave his hair
      Dont think its gonna hurt him

    • @notorioezz
      @notorioezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@suckstosuck69 DUDE.. I don't think you should take my comment too seriously..

    • @notorioezz
      @notorioezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @YOU BETTA PICK UP THA SOAP MY NIGGA! Yeah, because a FICTICIOUS character shaving his beard by shooting laser beams out of his eyes, does.. 😒

    • @kingz725
      @kingz725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kryptonite* ig

  • @PricilliaWeek
    @PricilliaWeek 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the dream of a boy, shaving with a laser razor

  • @lisandragonzalez4310
    @lisandragonzalez4310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17361

    He is breaking a super hero rule:Never use your powers for personal beneficion

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

      Then again, that's for stuff like getting absurd amounts of cash or winning on a game show. Here, he's just shaving himself.

    • @udayvarma756
      @udayvarma756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Ok👍

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      That doesn't count

    • @dipakparmar2075
      @dipakparmar2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @mmert138
      @mmert138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      This doesn't count because even Superman's hair is stronger than diamonds so he can't shave any other way. His life as a journalist would be jeopardized if he didn't have a clean shave.

  • @gurubhaktmohit
    @gurubhaktmohit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    Next video: How does Superman dispose of his indestructible poop.

    • @parththakkar9748
      @parththakkar9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Underrated comment
      And his urine is equivalent to super jet water stream 😂

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sells them on the Diamond Market? Gotta wonder how he finances all those suits and a Metropolis appartment on a Daily Planet Reporter's salary o.o

    • @gurubhaktmohit
      @gurubhaktmohit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@grayeaglej so spending money on food is actually an investment for him?

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gurubhaktmohit For Superman and for yourself as well o.o We mere mortals buy food as an investment in staying alive in the future. O.o

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gurubhaktmohit Well thats not entirely true, human manure still has some value. In the medical field it has several applications.
      In developing countries it is still used as fertilizer just as it has been for thousands of years, as well as to generate methane gas for cooking, heating, and lighting.
      There really is no such thing as "Worthless", only things that are not where there worth is found.

  • @anthonysalerno7901
    @anthonysalerno7901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4892

    What's the big deal doesn't everyone shave this way?

    • @SikanderAli007
      @SikanderAli007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Anthony Salerno course

    • @sonsofaxe5367
      @sonsofaxe5367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Only in the weekends

    • @zexops
      @zexops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Anthony Salerno yeah sometimes but only my pubic hair

    • @peterfox5868
      @peterfox5868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yeah but he doesn't use shaving cream

    • @sebasxvene
      @sebasxvene 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      IRON GAMER I know right

  • @muhaiminrafid3830
    @muhaiminrafid3830 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oops I got a razor cut ❌
    Oops I got a laser cut ✅

  • @linkmariokirby7373
    @linkmariokirby7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    So his skin is completely laser resistant, but his hair is not

    • @lovetheplanet9481
      @lovetheplanet9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then also it must be scissor resistant,but his hair is cut 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kinda like laser in real life used by doctors.

    • @geoculus5606
      @geoculus5606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Those aren't actually lasers though. His heat vision may have different properties from lasers.

    • @Ozy3500
      @Ozy3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Technically the hair you see is already dead

    • @laurenbi
      @laurenbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don’t think about it too hard

  • @salmonellq2981
    @salmonellq2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    *looks himself in the eye*
    "aw fuck I can't believe I've done this"

    • @jingllle8546
      @jingllle8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know this man, he was my neighbor. He was my friend in elementary school and he is a very talented man. We live together in harmony. Then everything change when the fire nation attack. only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished 🤦🤦🤦

    • @justaperson3288
      @justaperson3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jingllle8546 ...

    • @oshin9066
      @oshin9066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LOVE VINES

    • @myleschatman8583
      @myleschatman8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe it would be like a Harry Potter wand battle

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@myleschatman8583 lol

  • @whateverguy9204
    @whateverguy9204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4808

    I love how in the animated one, when they focus more in Superman's eyes, we still see glimpses of his beard still unshaved, we see the laser eyes never go through them and when they zoom out, he's instantly shaved

    • @toneranimation
      @toneranimation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Animators were like "nah"

    • @abrupta
      @abrupta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@toneranimation fr

    • @PlasticAddict301
      @PlasticAddict301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@austinpruitt6490 tell me you are not an animator without telling me 🤦

    • @crownedking_cj8890
      @crownedking_cj8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Question, so was superman's hair just really long until he found out he had powers or can his hair be cut normally but he just does it this way??

    • @mynameis4555
      @mynameis4555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@crownedking_cj8890 yes actually. He shaves and cuts his own hair this way. You can see he has longer hair in MoS

  • @forget3817
    @forget3817 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    So any villain can deflect Superman's heat rays with a mirror ...

    • @mommy518
      @mommy518 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes

  • @flaetsbnort
    @flaetsbnort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6833

    Imagine Clark needs to stay disguised for a long time in the woods and people are like,
    "Why aren't you shaving?"
    "I can't shave without a mirror"
    "Wow, you're weak"

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      funny enough that would totally fit his non superhero persona a weak cowering nerd who for some reason is built like a olympic athelete

    • @Warrenmitchum
      @Warrenmitchum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@wilmagregg3131 spawnwave.

    • @luxordfaith8506
      @luxordfaith8506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@wilmagregg3131 Klark is obviously taking Steroids

    • @natenobles4372
      @natenobles4372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Warrenmitchum lol he looks like the guy mr incredible threw though the wall

    • @sayonarasaii959
      @sayonarasaii959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe he can use reflection in water? Hmmmm

  • @Mr_Valentin.
    @Mr_Valentin. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4004

    This is literally Lazer hair removal, he won't be able to grow a beard again

    • @BG-it7hb
      @BG-it7hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

      He is superman, he has super hair growth 😂

    • @kharizma1734
      @kharizma1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s not normal hair :p that’s why he doesn’t just use a razor he can’t 😂

    • @BigAl2-u7e
      @BigAl2-u7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Superman has invulnerability, he's fine

    • @jolynecujoh9158
      @jolynecujoh9158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@BG-it7hb yeah plus ,Lazer hair removal doesn't last forever , like a few years only.

    • @ameregal3499
      @ameregal3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jolynecujoh9158 sad

  • @SomeTomfoolery
    @SomeTomfoolery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14334

    I love how the live-action actually shows his beard being shaved, but the cartoon decided to cut to before and after, even tho it seems like the cartoon version would be easier to animate.

    • @γιώργοςγιόφτσος
      @γιώργοςγιόφτσος 2 ปีที่แล้ว +679

      It's probably more subtle if you cut in animation rather than live action

    • @LorenzoRM85
      @LorenzoRM85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      that's exactly what i thought

    • @AritchWyess
      @AritchWyess 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Hollywood budget

    • @mysteryuser7062
      @mysteryuser7062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He’s just that fast

    • @tocaizo
      @tocaizo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah

  • @Mysterious98
    @Mysterious98 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh my!Why am I getting recommended this after so many years?

  • @ASHcontent
    @ASHcontent 8 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Batman just scared his beard away

    • @michaelperez4877
      @michaelperez4877 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @TheNewLelouch17
      @TheNewLelouch17 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Green Lantern shaves with a buzzsaw created from his ring.

    • @aslanegal9653
      @aslanegal9653 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @8bitPikachu
      @8bitPikachu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The Flash just smacks himself in the face at light speed and vibrates the hair off his skin...
      ...it doesn't really work

    • @MegaBleedman
      @MegaBleedman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Batman's beard only grows when he stops being batman and by that he kills people and stuff.

  • @amit_patel654
    @amit_patel654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Gillette: "The best a man can get"
    Superman: "hold my beer"

    • @beyondmeaning
      @beyondmeaning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's not technically a man, so 😂

    • @hakun0695
      @hakun0695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@beyondmeaning yeah, he is a SUPER Man

    • @persona8439
      @persona8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does superman drink beer?

    • @The_Bermuda_Nonagon
      @The_Bermuda_Nonagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      REFLECT, the best a man can getttttt . ...

    • @jimwayneterana3870
      @jimwayneterana3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *hold my lazer eyes

  • @abuzainabahmadsyakirnorazli
    @abuzainabahmadsyakirnorazli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4555

    i like how the first clip not only his laser eyes can be use to shave but also makes the machine sound accurately

    • @uscdave1124
      @uscdave1124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Writers: "The audience for this show is incredibly stupid so we HAVE to have the shaving machine noise otherwise they'll have utterly no idea what's happening."

    • @AbhishekSingh-uu3xx
      @AbhishekSingh-uu3xx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@uscdave1124 dude 😂

    • @affegpus4195
      @affegpus4195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Actualy that was the sound of when he used his heat beams

    • @st.upid_fr0g470
      @st.upid_fr0g470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      so you know it's laser, lasers sound like drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and plasma sounds like: piu piu piu

    • @earnmoneyonline2756
      @earnmoneyonline2756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My name😀

  • @adoniahageraats1690
    @adoniahageraats1690 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Now that's an efficient way to use laser vision.

  • @jevilz9858
    @jevilz9858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5275

    Must smell everyday after burned hair.

    • @yelvo6941
      @yelvo6941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jevilz 😂

    • @jevilz9858
      @jevilz9858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Stop laughing bro...

    • @yelvo6941
      @yelvo6941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And waht if I don't ? \ >-> /

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Jevilz that’s what aftershave is for.

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jevilz actually in the comics it does

  • @TheFurboFin
    @TheFurboFin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    This video should just be titled “Superman gives himself skin cancer”

    • @maxstinson4588
      @maxstinson4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      his superman he dosent get skin cancer

    • @grandmapork6630
      @grandmapork6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@maxstinson4588 we don’t know that

    • @maxstinson4588
      @maxstinson4588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@grandmapork6630 but hes superman hes only allergic to kryptonite is he not

    • @grandmapork6630
      @grandmapork6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@maxstinson4588 I don’t think we know if he can get Super Cancer tho

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maxstinson4588 i guess in All star super man he kinda does.

  • @TophDaGreat
    @TophDaGreat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Wow, imagine how much money he saves doing that.

    • @Kanker0
      @Kanker0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +He-Man ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you saw the pun on top too right? he SHAVES time when TophDaGreat is talking about money

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TophDaGreat but the smell

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +He-Man ! and sing "HEYAHYAHYAHYAH!!!"

    • @Nassit-Gnuoy
      @Nassit-Gnuoy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +He-Man ! Bruh.

    • @zemorph42
      @zemorph42 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But how does he get the whiskers under his chin?

  • @Search_EARTHLINGS
    @Search_EARTHLINGS ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Animated Superman is just perfect ❤

  • @jrsiv4462
    @jrsiv4462 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Using his laser vision really... SHAVES time.

    • @majik5194
      @majik5194 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That was slightly witty and positive. I applaud you sir

    • @kristinamartines6806
      @kristinamartines6806 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papa Acachalla grooowwnn

    • @PinkiePie45838283734666o9
      @PinkiePie45838283734666o9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Superman dosen't need too bee rich too enjoy life, lol.

    • @NickDaGamer1998
      @NickDaGamer1998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

    • @Unarthadox
      @Unarthadox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice pun.

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Everyone talking about superman shaving but no one realized the mirror glass is superman’s true counter, not kryptonite.

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Either that or he's able to control the temperature of the laser.

    • @rnaD86
      @rnaD86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So you deflected his beams; congrats, now you only have a super-strong, super-tough flying man to deal with.

    • @generalowen4344
      @generalowen4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rnaD86 eyy! At least I don’t have to find Kryptonite wherever that in in lore. We have mirrors everywhere. That’s HUGE for a normal human.

    • @noosh9837
      @noosh9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure his hair isn't as strong as he is buddy.

    • @LordELnumber8
      @LordELnumber8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean with a mirror at best we could give him some really bad burns and at worse a really bad hair cut.

  • @MrMister681
    @MrMister681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5422

    Now he uses CGI

    • @meta.5studios
      @meta.5studios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Holy fuck...HAHAHAH

    • @experimentality1856
      @experimentality1856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      AHAHAHAHA best comment :D 9 like is too low

    • @AlAl-oh5tx
      @AlAl-oh5tx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OML HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Chazzz2099
      @Chazzz2099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You made my day

    • @CrazyBlonde13
      @CrazyBlonde13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      OOOOOOOHHHHH

  • @r2nemesis42
    @r2nemesis42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What if someone made clothes with superman's hair?
    It would be extremely good as armor

  • @mega4360
    @mega4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41763

    I like how everyone’s ignoring the fact the mirrors withstood his heat vision
    Edit: thanks for all the likes
    1. If he’s using low power how does he manage to shave his own hair he’d have to be using high power to shave his hair
    2. Mirrors don’t reflect heat

    • @sebfox2194
      @sebfox2194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3988

      If it's like a visible light based laser, then a mirror could reflect the rays.

    • @dannyo512
      @dannyo512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5494

      @@sebfox2194 I’m surprised more villains who fought Superman didn’t have a giant mirror as part of their arsenal.

    • @incognito-p9c
      @incognito-p9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

      Superman can control the strength of his eye laser kid.

    • @sivansharma5027
      @sivansharma5027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3364

      @@incognito-p9c lol next you're going to tell me he can fly...

    • @jasi2666
      @jasi2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

      @@incognito-p9c in that case in order to shave his nearly indestructible facial hair the laser would have to be extremely high powered releasing large amounts of heat which would just burn the mirror so that answer doesn’t work “kid”
      Edit: considering 3 months later I still get comments let me clarify some things Superman’s heat vision is calculated up to 6000 kelvin in terms of heat and strong enough to cut the fabric of the universe as seen in a few comics our sun averages 6000 kelvin and Superman flies in and out of it on numerous occasions with the exact same hairstyle meaning that the strength of his laser would have to be at the maximum known heat or greatly passed it to cut his hair. Another thing to mention is darkside is the closest known character with heat vision as strong as Superman’s in most continuity and there have been dozens of times that darkside has blasted Superman in the face at full power and his eyebrows stay intact. Now that you have that explanation please tell me what hotel mirror you’ve seen that is stronger than the sun mirrors don’t absorb heat past a certain point and the initial contact with the mirror at that level of heat in a logical base would melt not only the mirror but 86 the entire building

  • @squalay3601
    @squalay3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12060

    so if his own laser beams is the only thing that can cut his hair, how did they give him haircuts as a child before they knew he had powers????

    • @just.him.cherif
      @just.him.cherif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

      His hair is hair he just prefers to shave with his laser eyes because he can control the temperature of the laser and it's just much faster too
      Edit: When he was younger his powers weren't fully awaked he was pretty human when a child until he got super puberty that's why they could give him a hair cut

    • @zachruuu8470
      @zachruuu8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      @@just.him.cherif how's he not hairless every time he comes out of an explosion then

    • @jeremyperrier5038
      @jeremyperrier5038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +874

      @@zachruuu8470 why do you try to understand or find a logical fact about something fictional 🤔

    • @zeeegeee
      @zeeegeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      What? They found him in an alien spaceship my dude

    • @cha5
      @cha5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Why doesn’t Batman ever trip over his cape or get it caught on one of Gotham City’s building edges or gargoyles when he’s swinging over the rooftops of Gotham?🤗

  • @MAMAJUGO
    @MAMAJUGO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    That oughta be a strong-ass mirror.

    • @jodyboles8208
      @jodyboles8208 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doesnt have to be strong cause a lazer that can just burn hair can easily bounce off mirrors or anything that can reflect.

    • @jorgegfigueroa9755
      @jorgegfigueroa9755 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jody Boles True but the intensity of heat in a laser can affect the glass/mirror too. Though one could argue it's Kryptonian technology that's durable. Similar to how his glasses has Kryptonian glass changing eye color, eyebrow arc, and bridge of the nose when he puts them on (revealed in silver age, 80s, and in New 52 comics)

    • @jzi4
      @jzi4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jorge G. Figueroa
      That's clearly a diamond mirror. 😂

    • @ThatFadedAsian
      @ThatFadedAsian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But superman has control over the intensity of his heat vision.

    • @rogue8174
      @rogue8174 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      then it will not be strong enough to burn his hair

  • @Crying_Angel0
    @Crying_Angel0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why am I getting this 11 years later?