Bill Maher - I'm Swiss (2005)

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  • @ferriveiro3101
    @ferriveiro3101 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love Bill so much 😢 Seeing him from almost 20 years ago makes me feel so nostalgic.

    • @marysalazar8109
      @marysalazar8109 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And along came Trump.

    • @bruce_dasilva
      @bruce_dasilva ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. A legend

    • @mike47734
      @mike47734 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he sucks now honestly

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This is Bill’s best standup I’ve ever seen

  • @owen7185
    @owen7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favourite comedian and speaker

  • @premiumhands
    @premiumhands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Man oh man. This is from 2005. Watching it in 2018 has me going "Oh Bill, if you only knew ..."

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha

    • @fernandosimon5621
      @fernandosimon5621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      2022: But wait! There's more!

    • @mauriceortiz8817
      @mauriceortiz8817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I said that when he was pining for a sun tanned president

    • @danieldib2286
      @danieldib2286 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I see your 2018 and raise you 2022

    • @MsThebeMoon
      @MsThebeMoon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm watching in 2023 thinking --- Bill needs to go back and watch this. He seems to be forgetting as of late.

  • @SuperBonedancer
    @SuperBonedancer ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i am a fan of Bill Maher. He is one of the smartest comics of our time. Speaking of OUR time... In 2005 even Bill Maher had "Gay" jokes in his act. We have come along way folks!!

  • @zenzombie72
    @zenzombie72 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    America. He's not attacking you. He's helping you.

    • @fuckyoutube6258
      @fuckyoutube6258 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zenzombie72 he is helping American to be great again at 11:11 he said he wanted Trump lol.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bill Maher is the Greatest !!! He must live FOREVER.

  • @d801live
    @d801live ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How enjoyable it is when a smart man guides your mind so masterfully !!!

  • @aniljaiswal2090
    @aniljaiswal2090 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the best stand up on the whole Internet 👏🐐

  • @jacquelineiona1996
    @jacquelineiona1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    excellent show Bill!! I agree with so much with what you say...and I am a Christian...I love ya ... excellent points!!!

    • @thomsonsmith95
      @thomsonsmith95 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello
      How are you doing today?

  • @j1mhur5t
    @j1mhur5t ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill has a certain power of enabling people through witty banter. He proves intellectually that people need honesty and do not need politics and religion. He has the respect of intelligent people. He is the voice of humanity!

  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You know what i like about Bill? He speaks so well. He is soo well spoken. Him and Chris Rock should run for 2020.

  • @JosephNordenbrockartistraction
    @JosephNordenbrockartistraction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm glad George Carlin was still around to see this.

    • @greenmachine6373
      @greenmachine6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The difference is Carlin ripped on both parties

    • @jinjiyoshi5548
      @jinjiyoshi5548 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you miss the part where he rips into Clinton and LBJ?​@@greenmachine6373

    • @batissta44
      @batissta44 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@greenmachine6373 bill rips on democrats nowadays.

    • @-solidsnake-
      @-solidsnake- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@batissta44bill has pretended to be a leftist for a long time. The first sign that he was a closet conservative was the way he cheerleaded the wars in the Middle East after 9/11

  • @MrKritik77
    @MrKritik77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Bill, Carlin would be proud of you. Great show!

  • @dreamchaser888
    @dreamchaser888 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's 2023. Omg. Bill you are right on target. You make me laugh 😃 and you are great. Love you.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The rap segment was the first stand up boy I ever saw from
      Bill Maher. And my father hated rap but loved 50s rock

  • @adriancrow1143
    @adriancrow1143 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love you Bill Maher. You are the best.

  • @mygrassisblue741
    @mygrassisblue741 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Everyone talked about an Earnhardt curse as if these gentlemen were in the frozen yogurt industry and kept bursting into flames." Hahah gotta love Bill Maher.

  • @yakojjy
    @yakojjy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "They hate us for our freedom" (In parrot voice) Gets me every time.

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Bill Maher said "religion is arrogance disguised as humility" and this is so true. I've been called arrogant because i'm an atheist. Even though it's the other side that literally claims to talk to the creator of the universe, know his plan and being buddies with his son.

    • @ballz4kidz
      @ballz4kidz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Perhaps you were called arrogant because you were being arrogant. I'm an atheist/agnostic, too, but I take a far more accommodationist approach to religion (which puts me at odds with many other atheists). I know plenty of religious people who are genuinely good people. They don't act sanctimonious and they never try to push their faith. They only try to live their lives according to their faith and, so long as you focus on the forgiveness and the helping of the needy, I see it as a net positive for society. If a soup kitchen is helping to feed those who can't feed themselves, what does it matter if it has a religious affiliation? The important thing is that they help people.. I don't think you have to be religious to do this, but so much of our charitable infrastructure is church based. Even if we atheists/agnostics see some of the specifics of the faith as silly, it's hard to argue with the positive results.

    • @alixchartrand
      @alixchartrand 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ballz4kidz b

    • @jacquelineiona1996
      @jacquelineiona1996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ballz4kidz wow...one of the best comments I've seen in a while dear 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @damiengitt
      @damiengitt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As Hitchen said religion as nothing to do with morales
      The fairest , most ethical country on earth (Denmark, Sweden, etc)
      Are the one with the highest nombre of atheist
      You don.t need religion to have great people
      You always need religion to get great people to do the most horrific things

    • @PhuckedUpPhilosophy
      @PhuckedUpPhilosophy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what did he say to make you think he's arrogant? nothing he said was wrong.

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "It's like crazy-gluing your nostrils shut to quit cocaine"

    • @DavidStowers-o7k
      @DavidStowers-o7k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That reminds me of a joke from the season two finale of GRIMM,
      "How do you help a guy quit drinking?"
      "Tear his arms off."

  • @WaynesWorld2859
    @WaynesWorld2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    At every show, I love when the camera pans out over the audience because it reminds me that there are lots of people from all races and walks of life that believe in TRUTH in POLITICAL humor. It gives me hope.

    • @java4653
      @java4653 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found the Bush & Trump supporter trying to avoid responsibility for their chaos & failures.

  • @michaellundy14
    @michaellundy14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Bill Maher, you are AWESOME!!!

  • @almartin4159
    @almartin4159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bill you are one funny dude. Brilliant.

    • @jmsfabrication7821
      @jmsfabrication7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny? I could only make it through 10 minutes, and didn't laugh once. Does any of it get funny after that?

    • @lilithsmith1290
      @lilithsmith1290 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmsfabrication7821 I am watching this April 4, 23 it is not funny, rather imbecilic. Amazing all this American sitting and laughing and cheering .maybe I am to old !

  • @kenbrohere
    @kenbrohere ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's 2023 and America is still standing.

  • @arwenundomiel6761
    @arwenundomiel6761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So unbelievably witty and articulate! Much like Carlin. Love Bill Maher's perspective. We need more such outspoken and rational people sharing their point of view in such an entertaining fashion. Hits home each time!

    • @Vishna43
      @Vishna43 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Maher is NOTHING like George Carlin. Bill is way too STUPID

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It is almost 2018.... weird watching this 13 years later. This is 2005... all he's talking about is W Bush... now it's Trump. Bill was 49 here... now almost 62...... but I still find this funny all these years later

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gay marriage is now legal.....

    • @alysgrant6732
      @alysgrant6732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Allison, and only worse with trump and his greedy cronies, that are trying to roll us back to the 1600's.

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bush was way worse than Trump though

    • @MikeCarrick
      @MikeCarrick ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryancalhoun2910 Nonsense.
      He was impeached twice and thinks he can steal an election.
      Can’t wait to see him jailed.

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MikeCarrick I agree that he is an evil man, but Bush launched an illegal war which cost the lives of millions of people, including completely innocent Iraqi civilians. He also ignored intelligence that said Bin Laden wanted to attack the U.S. using airplanes. Trump was horrible, but nothing he did compares to either of those two things.

  • @stormwatcher59
    @stormwatcher59 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    10 years ago, Bill ask "Why do we always have to be the stupid country?!"
    Now, I'd like to know, why does the stupidity become more and more as the years go by?? :-/

  • @Relevus
    @Relevus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    He legit predicted Trump XD lol Perma Tan and Versacci Wife

    • @moviebad109
      @moviebad109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A fake tan isn't a tan. It's a coat of paint.

    • @fixit8492
      @fixit8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UCRX1x3hFf9_2JONcJjWGEVg Yup, it's called a car wax when it's in my Chevy, a make-up when it's on my wife and a wax-job of presidential proportions when I jerk off with hands still orange from devouring a bag of Cheetos.

    • @davidsherrill9121
      @davidsherrill9121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #TRUMP2024

  • @lizjohnson1979
    @lizjohnson1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I would vote for Maher in 2020..

  • @hannahriley8728
    @hannahriley8728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Just discovered this guy, I like him already!

  • @wz8881
    @wz8881 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Best part was when he translate Rap music into White, I never LOLed so hard.

  • @rodrigobraz2
    @rodrigobraz2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bill was really inspired that night. Well done!

  • @latinasrizadas1279
    @latinasrizadas1279 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    LMAO I lost it when he started translating the rap songs.

  • @frequentlycynical642
    @frequentlycynical642 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Interesting to watch 18 years later.

  • @g29er
    @g29er 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bill Maher for President

  • @thefruitofaliens
    @thefruitofaliens 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was a great fucking set, man. So many people get so hung up on Bill Maher being a “Liberal”, I think it gets sort of pushed aside what an amazing comedian he is.

  • @drtalkboxsa9412
    @drtalkboxsa9412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Bill is a legend. I like his style of comedy. A mixture of extremely intelligent and silly comedy, its like Chris Rock and Jamie Foxx in one.

  • @benfluke523
    @benfluke523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    WHY IS THIS STTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL RELEVANT!?!?!?!

  • @woojtus
    @woojtus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha ! Maybe it's only me but... I love how the guy in first row in greent t-shirt was looking at Bill like he hate every word that came out from his mouth and yet at the end under social pressure I assume he gave him stand ovation :D

  • @MonicaRodriguez-im1dx
    @MonicaRodriguez-im1dx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You make so much sense!!!! And give me laugh therapy....

  • @y-unespynchonesky9708
    @y-unespynchonesky9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't think of a better title to a stand up special that speaks volumes about the comedian.

  • @DrJG9
    @DrJG9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "They think you're hearing 'I'm a better person' but what I'm hearing is, you have a neurological disorder!"

  • @randyrysdale852
    @randyrysdale852 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    bill maher is today's mark twain. he has more common sense than most and has fun with it

    • @harryrosson9499
      @harryrosson9499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      randy rysdale he really picked up where George Carlin left off.

    • @snate56
      @snate56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whatshername3158
      I thought it was Injun Jim...

    • @snate56
      @snate56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Israël Âme
      Mark Twain didn't live today. Looking at his philosophy, if he were around today, he wouldn't be racist.

    • @Vishna43
      @Vishna43 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you had ever read/studied Mark Twain, you would never have made that comparison.

    • @java4653
      @java4653 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude is nothing like Mark Twain. He mainstreamed RW insanity. He's an out of touch millionaire now yelling at teenagers. He failed in the long run.

  • @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq
    @CaliforniaGirl-qk5kq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching it in 2019. Mayer is great!

  • @madelinelaake7130
    @madelinelaake7130 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    bill maher is a gem

  • @SelfReflective
    @SelfReflective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This is probably his best special. Every line is a punch line.

    • @Stella101
      @Stella101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah!

    • @entertainment326
      @entertainment326 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really?
      Is it funny?
      Should I spend 1 hour here
      Asking honest review

    • @entertainment326
      @entertainment326 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you are saying sarcastically
      Bcz every line can't be punchline

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@entertainment326 I made my point maladroitly, and I apologize. What I meant to say was that I found this special very funny.

  • @Thebamtino24
    @Thebamtino24 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    All these years later, still the best comedy show ever! “ I love people of girth “🤣

    • @lestercross5123
      @lestercross5123 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disagree. This is dogshit. The way he laughs thru his set is worse than that one dipshit SNL alumnus always looking at the camera
      He's great on his TV show tho.

  • @artescienze
    @artescienze ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You are funny and I love your honesty Bill! Thank you!

  • @Smoketherapy
    @Smoketherapy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At the dawn of 2023 this is even better ;)

  • @tikvahaham8919
    @tikvahaham8919 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so authentic it should be made in a panflet and distributed to all the American peopel

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this again in 2020

    • @Allie8567
      @Allie8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      15 years later still relevant

  • @bailey51115
    @bailey51115 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is one of Bill’s finest performance

  • @rickstanley2707
    @rickstanley2707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Bill Maher for President.

  • @HFFCANADA
    @HFFCANADA 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I've watched this soooo many times and it's where i send people that say "bill is just a hack political guy pretending to be a comedian"
    This was such a good set you can't even argue hes not good

  • @steelermia
    @steelermia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you can see he was feeling good during this special .. he's having a good time up there lol

  • @AQGOAT24
    @AQGOAT24 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Actually weed being illegal is a problem in the sense if you are caught with it, your life is fucked when you try to apply for jobs afterwards. Even though it is not as bad as alcohol or cigarettes.

    • @sonortubelug3853
      @sonortubelug3853 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It depends. I've been shoving it up my ass and now I can't sit down long enough to have a desk job.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So your next employer gets your police record when you apply? o.O

    • @todshi
      @todshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's worse than that, comrade. Even today in 2015, if you have a prescription for medical marijuana, or if it was legalized in your state for recreational use, you can still lose your job if you fail a piss test. Why? Because it is still a FEDERAL offence.
      If every state in the union were to legalize marijuana, it's useless if the feds still keep it illegal. So until Congress decides to join the 21st century, or if the American people gets to vote on it in a national election, pot smokers are fucked...unless you're a rich enough to where you don't need a job...

    • @todshi
      @todshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sonortubelug We pot smokers have been getting these stupid anti-marijuana laws shoved up our asses since the 1930's. I recently had to stop maryjane kissing just to keep my job because having money and health care is more important than getting a buzz, but I still feel like I'm getting sodomized!

    • @MegaBasphemerofDeath
      @MegaBasphemerofDeath 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      not against weed users or anything but in order to prevent anything of what you said, you should just simply not use or hold any weed.

  • @pepy7779
    @pepy7779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's so awesome!

  • @systembypassproductions1825
    @systembypassproductions1825 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No matter what political side you're on ya gotta respect Bill Maher as a comedian 😊

  • @curtrice6060
    @curtrice6060 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m watching this 3 weeks before 2023. Wow ! Nothing has improved since 2005 !😢

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill I’d a democrat/establishment shillbag

  • @MrJventura111982
    @MrJventura111982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would love to see a new stand up. Huge fan!!

  • @UseADamnCoaster
    @UseADamnCoaster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is fucking hilarious even all these years later, especially watching it stoned lol

  • @dujematosic4051
    @dujematosic4051 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watched and loved every second of this, masterclass from Bill

  • @Drummer1570
    @Drummer1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That rap translation was brilliantly funny.. Everything in between also XD

  • @EeroHaapala69
    @EeroHaapala69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not as much of a fan of Bill nowadays but there’s no denying back then he was one of the few voices of reason before the social media age.

  • @christopherwagner2395
    @christopherwagner2395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This seems like an artifact of a much more innocent time.

    • @TheKeelanstuart
      @TheKeelanstuart ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and yet, it's still so - perhaps even more so than when it was recorded! - relevant.

  • @DimitriBoyarski
    @DimitriBoyarski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you Bill, I've not laughed like that in a long time. Much needed. Gonna see if I can find some of your work to buy to enjoy more and support the cause. Keep it up.

  • @elleryhamann2073
    @elleryhamann2073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg that family in the front row sitting there not clapping with sour faces for the whole second half. :O

  • @ADR-j9m
    @ADR-j9m ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish i could press like more than once!!

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LOL Bill Maher is the man! :D

  • @woodjackson8424
    @woodjackson8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this guy!!

  • @PerlasNegrasXII
    @PerlasNegrasXII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I used to pronounce Bill Maher as "Ma-Her" instead of "Maar".

    • @nigeh5326
      @nigeh5326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You and me both. Although I am aware of its correct pronunciation I still do it. I think it's a subconscious sign of true genius, wit, sophistication and of course a high I.Q. 😉 LOL
      I take it you agree 😀

    • @Altan0x
      @Altan0x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I still do...

    • @BeastOrGod
      @BeastOrGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still do.

    • @oranges9893
      @oranges9893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ghostly maher is a middle eastern last name I think

    • @ZachTheRantingGuy
      @ZachTheRantingGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too lololol

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    And ironically he predicted we will have a tan president with expensive suits and a model wife...

    • @Jaialai828
      @Jaialai828 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ya ,
      moral of the story, be careful what you wish for !

    • @lilamayoral1031
      @lilamayoral1031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well looks like our first Woman president is going to be a transgender... 😂

    • @lilamayoral1031
      @lilamayoral1031 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jaialai828 😂😂😂 that's right! Biden is president 😂😂😂😂 you just never know the limits of craziness

    • @robertschumann7737
      @robertschumann7737 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lilamayoral1031 You guys just need to stop. Trump made America the laughing stock of the world. The only thing he managed to do was give the super rich a tax break. That's it! You guys keep harping about Trump's economy. Anyway that thinks he handled the economy correctly has no idea how economics work. Every time the economy would have a minor correction he would print a trillion dollars and dump it on the economy. He is the reason inflation is out of control. But of course you blame Biden. Yeah let's see who knows more about how our economy works a so called businessman that has failed at business again and again and again. Someone who couldn't even make money with casinos! He bankrupted casinos!! Or a lifelong bureaucrat who has spent 50 years in government? I am so sick of uneducated fools who get their news from opinion journalists thinking they know what's going on. Go make your local politics a popularity contest and leave the federal government to the adults. Maybe we can get an actual Republican elected in 2024. A true fiscally responsible conservative. Not a lifelong Democrat who switches to the GOP when the Democrats made fun of him. So tired of fools that go to his rallies and finally feel like the cool kids trying to tell lifelong New Yorkers that they know more about Trump than they do. Let me ask you this, if you ran for any office how would you feel if 92% of your hometown voted against you? Cause that happened to Trump. 92% of the people that know Trump the best voted against him. But you know how Trump really is, huh? He is a conman, a grifter, someone who begged for your donations for his legal bills while taking a private jet to his court date. Someone who didn't ask for a single donation to help the hundreds of his followers that got into deep legal trouble on January 6th. Nope they are on their own but a so called billionaire needs you to foot his bill. Brainwashed fools!!

    • @yvettekosta-jv4bx
      @yvettekosta-jv4bx ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Trump was always a wannabe with a fake spray tan and cheap ill fitting suits, and trophy wives. A pretender who appeals to other wannabes and people who can't distinguish truth from reality because all their lives they allow themselves to be brainwashed by televangelist cons.

  • @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube
    @ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "You want fries with that?"
    "Well, I'm a Christian!...."

    • @jaysonsk
      @jaysonsk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +A Skeptical Human so yes, how do you think I got so fat?

    • @filminginportland1654
      @filminginportland1654 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Skeptical Human I don't get it

    • @ballz4kidz
      @ballz4kidz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Filming In Portland
      Me neither, I'm ashamed to admit. Clearly quite a few people thought it was funny, but I just don't see the joke. Maybe I'm just dumb.

    • @jaysonsk
      @jaysonsk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ballz4kidz the joke is that they feel that they have the moral high ground no matter what they are saying because they are Christion. so they feel the need to make it clear that they are so great every time they answer a question. you would ask if they believe global warming and they would say "well, i'm a Christian and we believe that the end times are coming so what does it matter anyway" i know that doesn't apply to every Christian but if you have talked to that type you will know what i mean

    • @suzannealexander588
      @suzannealexander588 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jayson
      Well explained.
      Also appreciate that you don't assume ALL of us are of that type.
      I also distinguish Religion(s) from Faith & (attempted) adherence to the life and teachings of Jesus, etc.
      You?

  • @dianahohimer1107
    @dianahohimer1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill's best.

  • @glenallen623
    @glenallen623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2005 he never dreamed how bad it would get

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our country is way better now then in 05

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryancalhoun2910 you that willfully ignorant Or just being disingenuous?

    • @ryancalhoun2910
      @ryancalhoun2910 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davemartino5997 Explain how what I said isn't true please

    • @davemartino5997
      @davemartino5997 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryancalhoun2910 Start with inflation and no longer energy independent , all brought on by the Biden administration. Let’s not forget we’re on the verge of WW3 the war democrats said Trump was going to start . lol

  • @keystolifemusicschool
    @keystolifemusicschool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So much yes to this.

  • @karingodfrey2053
    @karingodfrey2053 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    pure genius

  • @pomicultorul
    @pomicultorul ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for your effort my friend!

  • @brotherlyhippo
    @brotherlyhippo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG, that had me rolling. Galleria at Halliburton square.

  • @redrockpaco
    @redrockpaco ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Don’t you just yearn for days that Bill so eloquently describes here. I know I do. 😂

  • @paula65writer
    @paula65writer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What's up with people in the front row not laughing and applauding? the man is funny AF.

  • @edwinchin8292
    @edwinchin8292 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fascinating how on one hand you have NASA , the internet , the vast technologies , the intelligent people in the ivy leagues and prestigious Universities renowned by the world and yet , on the other hand you actually need to make a point over and over again with debates and stuff to actually prove things that can be tested by anyone and anywhere as long as their willing with science in any part of the world just fascinates me . erm ... Thank god for the internet ?

    • @emanuel0831
      @emanuel0831 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      "the internet" You're kidding, right?

    • @edwinchin8292
      @edwinchin8292 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously , if the "thank god" wasn't hint enough

    • @gyygggtfff7146
      @gyygggtfff7146 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      've thoi

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emanuel0831 Just like with "guns don't kill people. people do" --- the Internet (or the World Wide Web) is just a tool to seek information.

  • @eveandromeda
    @eveandromeda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    To be fair, the president does have a permanent tan now

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Careful what you wish for, Bill.

  • @ayei6581
    @ayei6581 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thanks for the upload :)

  • @PoisonelleMisty4311
    @PoisonelleMisty4311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    best comdian ever i love him

  • @bellatrixsrtio3456
    @bellatrixsrtio3456 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He is awesome!

  • @LemmingFNSR
    @LemmingFNSR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bill love your work

  • @przybyla420
    @przybyla420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Texas: they wanted to be their own country, and perhaps they should have been."

  • @ajmickey7280
    @ajmickey7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill had no idea what he would be up against in the later years.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Micheal Moore knew it ahead of time.

  • @Allie8567
    @Allie8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s morning in America..... but I’m not a morning person LOL

  • @deathitself100
    @deathitself100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    holly shit, i didnt realise that this came out in 05, the jokes still apply today.

  • @TheMarkyMarx
    @TheMarkyMarx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill Maher. America's Saviour

  • @bodasactra
    @bodasactra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Funny guy and a great show. I hope people remember this is a comedian and what he says in a show is satire.

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh the irony at 11:05 - Now in 2020 we do have a permanently tanned president in a suit with a trophy model wife.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "FDR would've gotten up. He couldn't even _get_ up!"

    • @alcide1537
      @alcide1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Stubbs One of my favorite parts, it resonates so much.

    • @SelfReflective
      @SelfReflective 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alcide1537 Yeah, but the interesting part is, How would they know during the Revolutionary War that the British fleet had left Portsmouth? That information could only have come by boat, ie. it would arrive at the same time as the British army....no time to prepare.

    • @komfykoala6083
      @komfykoala6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking lol

  • @big20052005
    @big20052005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i can worship to this guy.

  • @rickfry6031
    @rickfry6031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill Maher is simply fucking brilliant

  • @breathnstop
    @breathnstop ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It IS the food. It really is.

    • @bobwoww8384
      @bobwoww8384 ปีที่แล้ว

      A whole lot of it is

  • @Viccatrix
    @Viccatrix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When he made the joke about being high eating macaroni out of a big green bowl I was like omg I just ate macaroni high out of a bit green bowl about and hour ago!! XD

  • @austinvanderveer213
    @austinvanderveer213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I'm not one of those guys that says Iraq is Vietnam. First of all, in Vietnam, Bush had an exit strategy."
    "Would we even be having a discussion on whether gay people should be able to marry if not for religion?"
    Gets better with age.

    • @austinvanderveer213
      @austinvanderveer213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jordan Wendt God is an abomination to gays, boy. Get it right.