I'm from Oklahoma and I am so thankful that this video was made. I used to never watch the news because I just simply didn't understand it. But now, thanks to the Onion Weather Channel, I know when to wear a jacket. Thanks Onion News. 👍
Retardretroguy What? I'm sorry to tell you this, but Finland doesn't exist, and neither does the Finnish language. Your entire life is a lie, and you actually live in one of the countries surrounding the Finnish Sea, where you believe Finland to be. I know this is a lot to take in at once, but one day you'll thank me for telling you the truth.
why my neck so red? because of sun? mr weather man help me, help me onion place, Karla, I likes you, I got a box of ring dings at my place, let me know at stripper place
The news already is dumbed down. I've heard on a number of occasions, broadcasters explaining how a billion is larger than a million. Maybe at the start of the segment they should state the required grade level the listener should be.
I'm from Florida, as far south as you can get, I'm happy to say that now with this style of videos, we know not to lick metal poles if or whenever it gets close to 40 of whatever feely air stuff it is. 😂
Guys, guys, guys. Your all idiot in the onions eyes. :) PS There making fun if the northern superiority/smugness and the fact that a good few southerns are dumb as shit.
Too bad they couldn't do one for Texas specifically. It would have to be a lot more dumbed down than this, and not contain so many GRE words like, "drippy", and "sad". A series of grunts, whistles, and twangy noises could do the trick.
This is funny, but the mental gymnastics people are doing in the comments to convince themselves this is ACTUALLY making fun of liberals somehow is even funnier.
Weatherman: Then I'm to leave work to help my son pick up a prom dress, then my daughters illegitimate biracial kids and my wife's boyfriend then go out and enjoy this weather!
Oddly enough, Mobile, Alabama's CBS affiliate employs Alan Seals. Seals has been determined by the holy internet last year as The GOAT and the most intelligent and informative TV meteorologists working today.
Making fun of people who are inferior in one way or the other and stereotyping is fun, isn't it... But only if they are Catholic and their skin is white, otherwise we'd talking about racism, fascism and all the nasty isms and bigotries that a typical socially inclusive democrat loves to fight against when they see people making fun of others and stereotyping. Ain't this right Evie, me hypocrite.
I must be a southerner because my ability to concentrate was waning until Carla came along to help
Yeah, I was about to look up monster trucks until I saw her legs
@@moribundknight2896 On Simple English Wikipedia.
@@kissfan7 I was talking about legs.....
I'm from Oklahoma and I am so thankful that this video was made. I used to never watch the news because I just simply didn't understand it. But now, thanks to the Onion Weather Channel, I know when to wear a jacket.
Thanks Onion News. 👍
Emily O'Kelley I thought the intelligence of your state was OK
Yes thank God for the Onion !
Lmao GARY THIS IS VAL LOL OR GET VAL ON THE GITNER HAHA from Ok too lol
God, bless, you, sweetie.
@@Snailman3516 haha I get it
Could be seen either as ridiculing Southerners, or ridiculing the smug stereotyping of Southerners by Northerners...
jaxxstraw knowing the onion its probably both
the northern video of aggression
Ridiculing Southerners. They know who they are.
the northers all ways tink der better then us just cuz they got scools n we dount
Actually, the last elections proves the video is overestimating the Southerners.
Still to complex for me. Maybe have Carla explain the whole thing while topless?
There's a programme like that on the internet, newsreader gradually removes items of clothing
*too
Its good for the economy, not needing clothong budget.
I'm for that
Instructions unclear, I'm locked in the freezer.
Don't lie. If you're in the south you don't have a freezer.
In Finland we have radio news in "clear finnish", which is basically this
Retardretroguy What? I'm sorry to tell you this, but Finland doesn't exist, and neither does the Finnish language. Your entire life is a lie, and you actually live in one of the countries surrounding the Finnish Sea, where you believe Finland to be. I know this is a lot to take in at once, but one day you'll thank me for telling you the truth.
Jason I suppose in some level I always knew.
Just let Carla do the whole video
I think southerners know what ice is. And have their preference of which type is best to eat out of a foam cup after drinking a sweet tea.
I'm glad I'm not from South Carolina, I'm from North Carolina!
South Carolinians are simple minded and can’t drive well. Also, their bbq is bland.
I live here and I can confirm that people here are still southern
South Carolina is far superior to North Carolina.
why my neck so red? because of sun? mr weather man help me, help me onion place, Karla, I likes you, I got a box of ring dings at my place, let me know at stripper place
"If think really hard, I bet you will think of a time when you were wet!" LOL
Okay, so it was really nice to see Carla. Did I miss anything else?
Is Carla a cousin? Only works if people are related to her.
so, the weatherman creates the weather? It's all so hard to understand
Wait, rain is just cloud tears? Why have I never been taught this?
I'm glad for the pretty pictures. They make me with big learning.
The news already is dumbed down. I've heard on a number of occasions, broadcasters explaining how a billion is larger than a million. Maybe at the start of the segment they should state the required grade level the listener should be.
...can Carla help with all the broadcasts? She made things way easier to understand.
I'm from Florida, as far south as you can get, I'm happy to say that now with this style of videos, we know not to lick metal poles if or whenever it gets close to 40 of whatever feely air stuff it is. 😂
The Brave New World comment was sublime
The end was unbelievable 😂 its like they didn't think youd make it past the beginning
I truly believe the Onion is making fun of people whom make fun of the South. Lighten up Buttercup
scott evers guess you've never been to the deep south
scott evers No they're not
Based on your comment, Scott, you must be from the South.
You get a sticker for attempting to use "whom" in a sentence, albeit incorrectly.
Guys, guys, guys. Your all idiot in the onions eyes. :)
PS There making fun if the northern superiority/smugness and the fact that a good few southerns are dumb as shit.
Too bad they couldn't do one for Texas specifically. It would have to be a lot more dumbed down than this, and not contain so many GRE words like, "drippy", and "sad". A series of grunts, whistles, and twangy noises could do the trick.
InsertName125 This made me tears shoot out my eyes. Dear lord I almost choked laughing!
Sounds like someone has a inferiority complex and is trying to drag down Texans to make themselves feel better.
My fever disappeared after watching this video
Lmaoo I’m from the south and this is funny asf
Yeah but how did they fit all of South Carolina in their studio?
"Is that man eating a Ringding?"
Man?
I don't understand. How am I supposed to know what the weather is outside if I don't remember the state I live in?
I like that it may have been just a local apocalypse.
hey! Arkansas ain't tha south! I'm from Georgia and I knows this is the reuhl sauth! (lol jk almost nobody here talks like that)
the entire former confederacy is the south
This is funny, but the mental gymnastics people are doing in the comments to convince themselves this is ACTUALLY making fun of liberals somehow is even funnier.
Ma lowrd finally somthn' me and ma family can understand
Clouds crying on us? Coats are for bears? Hey, thats my house.
Weatherboi : do you know what i mean by wet?
Me : say no more
If only she was delivering the weather ....😍
"I bet you can remember a time when you were wet"
Cheydinal if you think real hard
Ben Shapiro's wife can't
Not to mention that pack of smokes you can shove up in the sleeve !
26 people were confused by this.
LMFAO, I like how the Onion can make fun of liberals by making fun of conservatives.
They make fun of everyone, that's what makes them funny, because everyone can laugh
It was like Mr. Rogers does the weather!
My friend from the south loved the video.
No clean drinking water in Jackson inn2022.
I find this soothing y'all
Instructions unclear, rushed to hospital because I wore a coat in a heatwave.
Weatherman: Then I'm to leave work to help my son pick up a prom dress, then my daughters illegitimate biracial kids and my wife's boyfriend then go out and enjoy this weather!
Not enough guns. (I am from Tennessee.)
Was Cindy from FFXV based on Carla?
This would be funnier if it made fun of how patronizing weather reporters are in general.
"It done gonna be a hot one! Hoo-doogie!"
The Mississippi one was accurate.
HOWDI YALL
The only reason I clicked on this is because she looks like my ex. I miss you
I'm just glad he pronounced Mobile right.
Oddly enough, Mobile, Alabama's CBS affiliate employs Alan Seals. Seals has been determined by the holy internet last year as The GOAT and the most intelligent and informative TV meteorologists working today.
Cool, cool, now do one in Ebonics.
They don't watch the news
Stop using big words
96 damn that's almost boiling point
Thxx but i stil dont now what iyce is
As Homer said, "It's funny because it's true."
I'm gonna get me one of them ring dings
Can confirm the heat wave in South Carolina is accurate.
I don't understand and I am from Washington state. That lady sure had pretty hair though.
I live in Mississippi and 20 mins from Arkansas I'm embarrassed lol
livin daily1 don't go outside the sad clouds will make you wet if you do
The part that I find humorous is that the South/Midwest have to deal with complicated weather patterns/etc. on a more frequent basis than the coasts.
Right? I live on the west coast and it's literally sunny or raining. Well that or horrendous wildfires.
Still a higher standard of intellectual content than CNN or NBC
Yes because they can understand it
This video is intended for all the northern victims who are flocking to the heavenly south!
As a southerner I find This is offensive, you didn’t measure the wind in Earnhardt or gave us the rain measure in coor’s light
Getting ready to get very wet like the last time.
We NORTHEASTERS ARE SMART unlike southerns are i'm 10 and i'm smarter then a southern, I love this he is right
Thank God for carla
Nope, talk too slow!
Gonna click the next funny cat video
Hehe
Cats are funny.
As someone born in north carolina i am very offended 😂
So thats where squeenix got inspiration for Cindy in ff15.
this was funny for five seconds
Ha Ha great stuff. There are actual people like that who don't have a clue. Scary!
High of what? What do you mean, you lost me.
Good, now do one on Nigeria
I don't get it
God dam there buck, my sister lookin mighty fine up there on that stage with ya, I may even crack open a bud light in celibration
😂 lol. Florida is still confused. Can you maybe slow down a bit, and not use so many big words.
What's apocalypse?
This should only apply for Alabama
Trump calls this real news
..Democrats started the fake news era though.
“Ah yes short sleeve clothing. it will look well with this gun…”
Best played at max of 0.75 speed.
Thank you for your work. So nice when people look out for those will never evolve and are rotting in their own ignorance.
It gon rain
What about hot blondes from the rest of the country? Don't they deserve to know what it's going to be like outside as well..?
It’s a good thing he says haha
Jillian Hess's husband
Now do one for joggers.
They don't watch the news
I feel so offended by this video and I'm not even in the deep south
This is the only way trump can comprehend the news.
Making fun of people who are inferior in one way or the other and stereotyping is fun, isn't it... But only if they are Catholic and their skin is white, otherwise we'd talking about racism, fascism and all the nasty isms and bigotries that a typical socially inclusive democrat loves to fight against when they see people making fun of others and stereotyping. Ain't this right Evie, me hypocrite.
Why is everyone bitching in the comments? I’m southern but that doesn’t mean I have to get mad even though this doesn’t represent me.
Click bait. The onion doesn’t have angry children writing for them.
Northern aggression
This video was made for Roy Moore supporters.
I like money.
I love Karla
You need to speak slower for the poor southians 😂
Southerners, Please keep telling yourselves this video is secretly making fun of the north. It's endearing.
it is though
It is though :P
then what is it about the onion is above blatantly making fun of southerners in their satire
I'm pretty sure there making fun of how some northerners think they have to talk to people in the south.
InsertName125 dont act dumb