Deadly Towers (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
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- The Nerd finds out how deadly difficult it is to complete another bad video game, when he attempts to review Deadly Towers for the NES. This is Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 54.
Deadly Towers for the NES was, incredibly, a hit in 1987, back when roleplaying games were harder to find. Years later, it's hard to imagine what people were thinking- this game ate it hard whether you like RPGs or not.
In fact, the Nerd hates the game so much he can't find the words to describe it- so for this special episode, he solicited comments from you, the fans, to create the only fan-written episode of AVGN.
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Have you ever been so angry that you started shouting in a foriegn language?
Yeah, I shouted in italian, french and japanese. But never, NEVER in german. Dude, thats harcore
whatever broken japanese i can manage.
Alexandre Boucher NORMAL CS GO SHIT.
Alexandre Boucher many times
You have my respect for using Polish xD
Dude, whoever drew the picture at 1:03 has serious talent.
Nice
@@ryanlastname3039 ok
@@dr.toxicgamingmadscientist k
K
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My favorite line had to be "The last time I saw towers this deadly was when they decided the horses needed more fiber in their diets."
Kasran Fox i don´t get that one, could you explain? btw english is not my mother language.
Kasran Fox thank you
NicktheLP Hey, it's often wise to be versed in the language of etiquette. ;p
riverrist A pile of horse feces
I genuinely thought for a second he was going to make a 9-11 joke
Everyone's shocked that he spoke German.
Meanwhile, I'm still laughing at the Ludder joke.
Whoever wrote that one is a stone cold genius
I had to pause the video after that because i kept laughing. i so want that to be an urban dictionary definition.
what is ludder maniga?
Same
@@MrSpooner1985 Officially it is on Urban Dictionary
you know it's bad when it makes you swear in German.
+faolan1686 Ja.
Do any of you know what he saying because I don't know, I thought I was Scottish or Irish or something
+Falco The Great
The game is shit, the game fucks you harder than life.
useless1997 thanks
Das spiel ist shize means this game is shit in English
These quotes are gold. Not only that, but most adhere to AVGN's reviewing/cursing style just fine. If he hadn't told us about using fan quotes at the beginning I wouldn't have guessed something was off. Great job from everyone involved!
The only one that doesn't sound like AVGN is the part where he yelled in German. And that's only because He usually wouldn't be able to and even said "Well, I thought I'd give that a try." Otherwise, that was a very funny moment
Just got this for a gift. Plugged it into my retron 5 and the screen said "We recommend you play another game." And a sad face popped up.
AVGN your legacy transcends the internet.
+Aaron Wat if you put Hydlide in?
That's how you make a console.
are you serious?
make a video of that XD
+MaxaN xD
+Ege Baysal nah
Having a bad day? Better watch AVGN videos.
vivek antoni im agree
vivek antoni a
liked this comment cause it legit describes me rn
Always
vivek antoni absolutely. Been a go to for me for a good 10 years
6:51 "DAS SPIEL IST SCHEIßE! DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN!" That German made my day :D Pretty good for a non native speaker :)
ich muss sagen, die aussprache war echt gut ^^
nightshadowbeimer Das war das beste am ganzen Video xD
auf jeden Fall :D
What does that mean? I don't know much german, but i think i can make out, "This game is sh*t."
Miguel Pozos this game is shit, it fucks you harder then life , this is what it mean ^^
6:52 "das spiel ist scheiße. dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben" haha. thats german and means "this game is shit. this game fucks you harder than the life does".
leute chillt doch mal
XD
+Larry Koopa PIECE of SHIT
haha geil ^^ ich liebe deutsch
I didn't know that
I was at a museum that had an exhibit called "History of Gaming: From Pong to GTA V". Guess what! This game REPRESENTED bad games on NES!
lol
Your museum sounds awesome
austin bevis The Swedish People’s Museum of Modern History in Stockholm.
AVGN: The last time I saw towers this deadly...
me: don't say 9/11...
Is that really necessary?
But I don't want to have sex with a pony. You sure your brain is working properly?
Oh, look, you couldn't think of anything to say so you just said "stfu horsefucker."
You know you're wrong but you just don't want to admit it.
Still can't think of anything meaningful to say?
Dumbest shit I ever read lol
The moment when u enjoy an AVGN episode and suddenly he says a sentence in your own language 0.o
Not at all! I was just suprised as hell cause it was like the last thing i expected, but a very funny idea. (:
Galen Marek What is it in English?
"Dieses Spiel ist scheiße! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!" = "This game sucks! This game fucks you harder than life itself!"
DERUUK7524
yes but its the same when you just say "the game sucks "
I am a Dickhead no its not. thats like saying "this game is cool" is the same as saying "this game is fucking amazing".
they are both similar in meaning but 1 has more affect than the other.
"This game is so bad, Satan wouldn't accept it even if you offered it along with your soul!" That's...pretty bad if you think about it. Of course, this was before Ride to Hell...
Ride To Hell was before both Metal Gear Survive and FallOut 76.
@@nicholsjoshua15 metal gear survive is good
I still believe ride to hell is worst. At least deadly towers was finished
@@DirtyGeorge no it isn't.
you know it's funny that I forgot he didn't come up with these words cause they all sound like something the nerd would say...until he yelled in german
AVGN shouting angry German. My life is complete.
Angry Video German Nerd.
DAS SPIEL IST SCHEISSE!
DIESES SPIEL FICKT DICH HÄRTER ALS DAS LEBEN!
Michael Schuchlenz THIS GAME IS SHIT! THIS GAMES FUCKS YOU HARDER THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Remember Angry German kid? This is him now.
"its easier to lift an elephant, with my ass, while singing o mcdonald"
can we just stop and picture that for a brief moment?
My cat started barking after reading this out loud
deal wid it
Jack Barr-Baxter It's the second time for me, not complaining
McPixman hi.
McPixman My lawn meowed.
'the last time i saw towers this deadly was when they decided that the horses needed more fiber in their diet" holy shit this one won the day
Your fucking profile picture, god damn it
Harry Weir i know right? i use it just to piss off people
Oh my god. This Man.
AnAlienNamedAbuba yes, it's me >:)
fernando cubis what the fuck is the point?
"It's easier to lift an elephant with my ass while singing old McDonald" that line killed me lmaoo
Then over a decade later, he reviewed a Friday the 13th game that literally has Old MacDonald.
Some of these contributions were trying too hard, but I laughed heartily at "I'd rather suck the dried shit out of Chewbacca's ass fur"
Wow, that's intense. I read your line at exactly the same time that he said it in the video.
Same I couldn't stop laughing so bard 😂😂
When I read your comment he said it lol
hard*
The Tech "This game is liquid ass butter" 😂😂😂
"This game is like a never ending turd that bends around and goes into you mouth, thus creating an endless cycle of eating your own shit whilst taking a crap. And occasionally puking up the same for all eternity!"
Sounds like James just described some kind of One Person Human Centipede!
Bowmaj 86 I think that line may be the single most disgusting thing the Nerd ever uttered.
coincidentally read that as he said it
Ouroshitos?
That's what i was thinking :) Sounded like he was describing an ouroboros of shit XP
H
I feel the quote “You have no confidence in this sword.”, fits Dark Souls so much better than this.
You're right because you need to be confident in your own skill. Even your starting sword can carry you through your whole playthrough.
The Notorious Soup indeed.
So true!
Naw, there are plenty of weapons that give me confidence in DS
How about the Golden Sword in Minecraft?
2:58 Is a very underrated line
I love the delivery on that line.
6:34 Whoever wrote this deserves an Oscar for best writer.
😂😂😂😂
"Oh great I'm being attacked by BALLS!!!"
Haha, classic :D
"BLUE BALLS NO LESS!!!"
Whoever made the line about Chewbacca's ass fur, well done.
jaja its star wars reference so its hilarious
Seriously, it's so brilliant.
yea, you can CLEARLY tell this was written by fans, especially of how choppy the lines are. but still funny
It sounds acurrate for me
Some of them were pretty good like the Chewbacca one
We need the fans to write for lines more often for AVGN episodes.
My favorite is the one where he speaks German. LMAO
not really it does contain a lot of coordinate subjunctions and subordinate subjunctions.
"Bubbly sound of rippling ass"
That sounds JUST like something James would say xD
It's so bad, it made the nerd swear in German XD
Oh god, then you know it's bad xD
The German fans wanted him to swear in German
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard when he just randomly started yelling german curse words, classic video :)
***** literally translated it would mean: The game is shit. The game fucks you harder than real life
"The last time I saw towers this deadly was..." I thought he was going to a dark place with that.
He should do another episode like this. Of course the fan comments/insults aren't as creative as those of James himself, but I still think it's a fun idea worth revisiting all these years later.
Deadly Towers is actually a good name for a board game. Someone call Board James!
Make it Deadly Danger Towers. The sequel game to Deadly Danger Dungeon
You have to be real, fucking pissed to swear in german.
+F1ngret yeah but also have to be pissed to swear in english or every other language ever
+Patient Nr.0 brah as an English speaker I can tell you that swear all the time for no reason.
or be German
Stephen Quinn Yep.
FOUR YEARS LATER
The swords...shoot out of his crotch...and are used to kill...balls. HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE O_o
4:11 well, I tried that once, and I some how enter a train station
Platform 9 and 3 quarters? Think you're being funny, do you? Platform 9 and 3 quarters…
This game is un-fuckable. LOL
Don't know how to "Un-Fuck" something.
This game is an orgy of ASS!
This game is like a machine gun ASS!
Phobos Orion pooping out TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD TURD.
unfuckworthy
7:32, my favorite quote🤣
"You have no confidence in this sword." Everytime I watch this I laugh at that comment.
same!
7:27 ''I would rather suck the dry shit out of chewbacca's ass fur'' Fucking priceless.
When he said "thr last time I sw towers this deadly" made me think of 911.
That profile pic tho
"When they called this game 'Deadly Towers', they weren't kidding. Last time I saw towers this deadly, they had planes run into them!"
"This game is SO bad, the planes commit suicide!"
This game is not avarage shit. This is advanced shit
i think we found a new name for cod
I don't think many of the fans were able to capture the nerd's more calm part in his video
2:04 my favorite quote
3:59even in an episode reviewed by fans we get a Simon's quest reference
6:28 ....whew.... that was close 🤣🤣
Two!
Did anyone else also searched for what does ludder means?Lmao james was right
it's the German word for slut
It's the Norwegian word for slut
It said something about women, yep.
Jævla ludder
James = Germanpro! xD
7777th comment, nice
+Unown k
Nah, actually it's pretty butchered sounding to my ears.
His pronunciation of the German language was quite accurate.
+Bodenlose Dosenhose I love your nickname.
The writing from these fans is great 😂 James really pulls this stuff off so well. One of his best Nerd episodes
Still one of my favorite episodes to Date! The German Words actually translate to "This Game Is SHIT! This game fucks you harder then real life!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA i nearly shit myself with the ludder part
i guess dealers like cheap ass hoe more than gold or money
judah baez XD
6:50, did he just speak german?
Yup
Ja!
Das ist richtig!
avgn try to speak german.... BADASS :)
If only someone could translate what he said.
You mean that one line? He said _"Das Spiel ist Scheiße! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!"_ It literally means "The game is shit! This game fucks you harder than life!" My grasp on German is has currently downgraded to "crap," or _"Mist,"_ if you prefer, but simple phrases like that stick with you.
You really are my biggest role model, James. Thank you for everything.
Chicken lickin finger fuckin son of a bitch LOL classic.
7:41 what is that supposed to mean?
"Das spiel ist scheiße!"
Best line ever
The german was good...i immediatley understood that ^^
What does it mean?
Joxon He said "Das Spiel ist Scheiße!!! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!!!" It means "The game is shit!!! This game fucks you harder than life itsself!!!
huba Ach men Leben! Does that mean anything? I heard it in a game. (I also could'v spelled something wrong, which you would have to excuse me for, as I don't know any German)
Nick Clark well, if you would say "ach mein Leben" it would mean "oh my life!", wich wouldn't make much sence.
sertu Ah, I heard it from somewhere(not sure where) but thanks anyway!
Everybody Gangsta untill the nerd starts swearing in German
12 years later and the raging mental breakdown that starts at 6:21 still sends me through the roof
This game is equal to that of liquid assbutter!
hah, last time I saw towers this deadly.... never mind ;)
This is a prototype of Dark Souls
y33t
Thing is, Dark Souls is actually fair, despite its difficulty, and it's well-made. Neither of those things can be said of this trash heap.
Fuck both games...wait, don't fuck both games. Don't let your friends fuck them. They're unfuckworthy.
@N00bdestr0yer11111
No, fuck you.
That stuff about men and devils living in the same age, etcetera, "now go burn seven holy bells", did sound kind of Soulsy to me. That whole deal where you're dropped in a fairly boned era of some vast and uncaring world, and given a dubiously effective task that might, maybe, save the world a little bit, for a while.
That has to be my favorite avgn episode
Last time I saw towers this deadly was when they decided the horses needed more fiber in there diets
6:56 Americans speaking german is always so funny
3:22 literally fucking blue balls
Probably my favorite AVGN episode.
Currently fighting Covid at home, so AVGN has been a godsend!
Get well soon
6:53, well, I have to say your expression in german was quite good, in my opinion as an native german speaker. Of course there were some little flaws, but it was absolutely understandable by the first try.
hehehe... cool... thanks for trying :D
Oh I love americans who talk in german :P
Well at least you can speak TWO languages well.
I really hate those guys that are like "Sorry, I can't speak English very well"
Was hat er als zweites gesagt? Das konnt ich echt nicht verstehen. "Dieses Spiel fickt dick hart. Lass das Leben"?
I heard it means something like, "The game is shit! This game fucks you harder than life!"
Is that accurate?
Yes it is :)
3:10 ,,Being attacked by balls" That was she said! :)
4:11 AVGN predicts the backrooms
I wasn't even really watching the video, only listening to his voice when he suddenly started speaking German.
Good job for an American. And yeah, the game is shit and fucks you harder than your life does.
"Dieses Spiel ist Scheiße! Dieses Spiel Fichkt Dich Härter Als Das Leben!!!"
-James
6:50 "this game is shit!" In German. The second part I'm unsure of!
ooooooooh
Ryan Groeschel Heh ur part geman not german lol! xD
James pronounciation is quite awesome for an American. He really sounds German.
Stefano Pavone nice :)
Paul Panitz NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
James should do this again next time there's a channel or show milestone! I suggest doing it with "Ride to Hell" or "Mindjack"!
It's You!! My evil twin!
+Daniel Jones (gasp) it's your evil twin
Definitely! The narration was surprisingly good and organic for a crowd sourced episode. Shows how creative and dedicated this community is, haha.
+Daniel Jones how do you know your not HIS evil twin?
Sonic 06
I ended up with this game because Kiddie City was out of Castlevania or something. I got it because looked okay...
i like how he's speaking german xD
+TheWolvesCurse he wasn't speaking german. he was screaming german
+Patient Nr.0 Isn't that just speaking German?
MacalTHB ...
+Patient Nr.0 Ya know, the old joke that Germans default tone is yelling angrily.
Geeze
6:51 AVGN: “Das Spiel ist ScheiBe! Dieses Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!” 😂
7:12 - the cycle of life
6:52
AVGN Became Heinz Puhenheimer for an Instance
He could've made such a good 9/11 joke
+NintyFan290
Nice Leafy meme.
Karkitty202 I don't doubt a fan tried to submit one but he didn't want to use it because that's a bit fucked up for the time.
Nerd, are you sure that ALL of the commentary in this was written by the fans? Because a lot of it seems suspiciously in-character.
He does a behind the scenes and he states if I remember correctly that he writes most of the lines
I lost it when he started speaking german 😂
I bet the Nerd was so proud of his fans for coming up with such insults. That tangent of irritation at the end cracks me the fuck up. 😆
I think so, because he mentioned "the Assholiens" again in Alien 3.
Haha, i love the german part in the Video =D
"Das Spiel ist scheiße!"
"Das Spiel fickt dich härter als das Leben!" He did it pretty well actually :D
Incase your curious "Das spiel fickt dich härter als das leben" means "This game fucks you harder than life"
7:20 was funny as hell XD
The German Parts are the best :)
The ''Satan wouldn't accept this game even if you gave it with your soul!!'' made me lose it xD
"A never ending turd that goes into your mouth" Now that's quality comedy
So far, this is the one game he played that made him swear in a foreign language.
6:51 well the sir name Rolfe is German so this makes sense for once
when you start speaking German you know its bad..
6:34
6:34
2:39 yes yes, those are worms for sure
2:52 you have no confidence in crappy video games🤓🔪💾
I still get a kick out of this video. 5:03 is one of my favourite lines the nerd has ever read.
He should do another fan-written episode like this!
I agree with this.
I wanna know all the AVGN remixes at the beginning.
Same.
***** same, lets all start a "same" chain
Brandon Johnson same
Same
None of them mix well at all. I think it's because of the audio fade out.
poorly drawn? whoever made that email is either extremely snobby or is just a prick, while we don't see that art style nowadays back then it was pretty common, like heavy metal albums. It's not bad...just dated, like the NES itself.
Dark Souls : NES edition?
except Dark Souls is good.
What?!? Dark Souls is a great geme instead of this piece of s**t...
DasManiac99 to be fair, this was the first action RPG on the NES
plus, the company that made it, Irem, would make other awesome games like In the Hunt for Saturn/PS1 and Metal Storm
Giordan Diodato
And although it's difficult, it's fair too, unlike this trash heap.
that's ghosts and goblins
*Screaming in German*
Poland: Oh shit, here we go again