Millennials Don’t Have Real Jobs - Tim Dillon

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  • @marquism1799
    @marquism1799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Shoutout Tim Dillon for doling out some quality jokes to a shitty crowd.

    • @quadrupleh4226
      @quadrupleh4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truly

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shout out to the audience for recognizing when somethings not funny

    • @grvlpts
      @grvlpts ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he was funny, they would have laughed. That's how it works. You new here?

    • @giants191
      @giants191 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@grvlpts you outsource all your emotions to the hive mind?

    • @onlygamesiplayaremindgames
      @onlygamesiplayaremindgames ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim is a God

  • @evanpatten4101
    @evanpatten4101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    Dude so honest the audience can't handle it.

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dude was a little too real wuth the Mortgage game.

    • @chapmanure
      @chapmanure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Millennials....👀

    • @AnnusMirabilus
      @AnnusMirabilus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That audience sucked rat cock.

    • @marshallc6885
      @marshallc6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Portland

    • @lddanese5646
      @lddanese5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is so sarcastic people don’t y
      What to think 😂

  • @catalinatryingagain
    @catalinatryingagain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    "I can't just walk around NY with a cup coffee being racist" yooooo

    • @Rismor7
      @Rismor7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      the silence afterwards too. smh

    • @windycitybeats6724
      @windycitybeats6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That shit had me laughing idk

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Retired cops are in ID 🏞...

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What are you saying yooooo

    • @kosherboys3149
      @kosherboys3149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He meant that society probably perceives him as racist solely on the way he looks

  • @sammakil1166
    @sammakil1166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3362

    Noone laughed at the racist detective joke??!!

  • @johntharp22
    @johntharp22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1830

    He deserved a better audience; those jokes were very funny.

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah

    • @wellfed8705
      @wellfed8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don't think he's NOT funny, but angry fat guy isn't an original voice. I laughed but I don't think I'm ever going to think about these jokes again. The only exception might be the "I had a job, I sold sub-prime mortgages..." but even that is a topical joke that no one ten years from now (or even a lot of people probably watching this now,) won't get.

    • @SuperVladamere
      @SuperVladamere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@wellfed8705 I go past the voice. It's what is being said that is hilarious.

    • @nmpete3365
      @nmpete3365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wellfed8705 he’s not the angry white guy. Bill Burr runs that show. He uses a lot of self defamation that he layers in between his criticism towards others almost to expose his own hypocrisy non-stop. I respect your take but I just don’t get that from him at all.

    • @houstonswisha143
      @houstonswisha143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate when people expect the audience to laugh at every joke. The audiences that are critical such as Apollo make comedians great.

  • @PilotHardy
    @PilotHardy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    When your comedy is too intelligent and goes straight over the entire crowd’s heads into the balcony...

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Directly to interneters

    • @johncole4882
      @johncole4882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your not smart, it's just not funny

    • @shalizzle793
      @shalizzle793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What a fucking joke of a comment. When you don’t get a laugh you’re not being funny. His jokes aren’t some fucking high IQ chess game.

    • @tonymonktano4313
      @tonymonktano4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tim “The Smartest Person in Comedy because Talk Loud and Passionately “ Dillon

    • @seancsinger
      @seancsinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I honestly don't think this kid knows what intelligent means.

  • @alex45041
    @alex45041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Best metaphor for the '07 financial crisis I've ever heard in a standup bit that's for sure! Well done Tim

  • @Sludgedump
    @Sludgedump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "When I was a millenial" is great and they don't appreciate it

    • @Sludgedump
      @Sludgedump 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So am I

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's just getting older. You don't age out of your generation. It's honestly kind of a dumb joke

    • @Sludgedump
      @Sludgedump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dogchaser520 you're a dumb joke

    • @methyod
      @methyod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@misocriallo4379 he's also a millennial, lmao

    • @dsmithwc04
      @dsmithwc04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to be a millennial. I still am but I used to too.

  • @reymontcantil199
    @reymontcantil199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    dude was next level. these jokes were legit.

  • @TheBlashMusic
    @TheBlashMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I think Tim is the only comedian who talks and acts EXACTLY the same off stage lmao

  • @austinmurray6134
    @austinmurray6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    As someone that has brought aggressive sales energy into an interview, this was so relatable lol

  • @bubbaballer88
    @bubbaballer88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I had a real job...I sold subprime mortgages." 😂 So typical of millennials to not get that joke. Tim Dillon did not deserve that crowd...

    • @repdale
      @repdale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even non-millenials don't get it

    • @codycrawford7842
      @codycrawford7842 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you had a functioning brain in 2008 you should get it@@repdale

  • @PlightOfAMan
    @PlightOfAMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    These “kids” don’t even know the greatness that’s in front of them

  • @richardrisner3635
    @richardrisner3635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    He deserved a better crowd

  • @modernsavage2584
    @modernsavage2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The uniforms at Guantanamo bay! Great shit!

  • @Zamundani
    @Zamundani 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this guy is a class conscious comedian ... he is what we need.

  • @banditnip0345
    @banditnip0345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'd pay to see him in person on stage. He's very knowledgable.

  • @ОляКрасникова-ы4э
    @ОляКрасникова-ы4э 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly I can´t explain how listening to the Cheek Clappers Podcast makes me feel. I am very lonely and have no friends at all. I live alone and work remotely so I have little to not human interaction. But when I put their podcast on it´s like hanging out with two of my best buds. They don´t judge me for my macabre appearance or lack of personal hygiene. We just laugh together like we have been friends forever.

  • @alex45041
    @alex45041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Yeah, I'm Valencia!!" Haha love it

  • @all_your_baser_belong_to_us
    @all_your_baser_belong_to_us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Such an under-appreciated comedian. Lots of these jokes seem to go over the audience s head

    • @yat92
      @yat92 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe he just fucking sucks

  • @Daniellihomes
    @Daniellihomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "They called the cops but, F*ck Em" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 What a great set!

  • @leeland446
    @leeland446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    It's so funny to me how he makes all this whole cali crowd uncomfortable, and meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off absolutely loving his stuff!

    • @officialpink-e
      @officialpink-e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lee Land it’s New Orleans

    • @ThatFilmisGnarly
      @ThatFilmisGnarly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@officialpink-e New Orleans is in LA

    • @tonymonktano4313
      @tonymonktano4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Woah dude, you’re probably some slacker genius, anti-hero type. Super badass bro

    • @cicerogsuphoesdown7723
      @cicerogsuphoesdown7723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tonymonktano4313 found the Cali asshole

    • @alvinduran5540
      @alvinduran5540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cali? Hahaha you are a dumbass! Bet you're one of the dudes who thinks his comedy is "too smart" for the crowd

  • @DOOMDDS
    @DOOMDDS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was dying at the happy baby interview lmao

  • @bc5264
    @bc5264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    If this guy is in his 30’s he is in fact a millennial

    • @ShotgunForFun
      @ShotgunForFun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He definitely looks like he's in that generation or close enough. I think he thinks it's like being a Teen or something.. he straight up said "when I was a millennial" and the best was "under 23" which is Gen Z.

    • @bc5264
      @bc5264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Pint Sized Reviews I mean, I guess it’s just a joke but the “when I was a millennial” thing was odd lol. Overuse of the term referring to anyone somewhat young, although they’re really about 30~ “22-36”

    • @Ae7herium
      @Ae7herium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I've noticed that many people who shit on millenials don't realize that they fall into that category.

    • @jimjamesjimothy1308
      @jimjamesjimothy1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      34/35 and younger only

    • @nathanm.8823
      @nathanm.8823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Now I'm no expert here, but I think that comedian fella was tellin jokes. Maybe one of them there jokes was to say he ain't a thing, that he actually is.

  • @sabatino1977
    @sabatino1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he said the word "actually", really nailed the millennial vibe.

  • @robertluchetta-stendel7660
    @robertluchetta-stendel7660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Let me in this radish pudding game, I want money 💰” 😆🤣😂

  • @CallsignFinch-exe
    @CallsignFinch-exe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As someone who has been in the mortgage industry for over a year now. He's right about the aggression lol

  • @GBullockNC
    @GBullockNC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    My sense of humor must suck cuz I thought this was pretty funny lol. The NY guy part connected with me.

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can be funny and your humor can still suck, it’s not mutually exclusive , don’t rule that out D:

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yeah buddy

  • @numerrita
    @numerrita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Im here after joe rogan podcast

    • @stevewillis1916
      @stevewillis1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You gotta watch his podcast. It’s fucking hilarious

  • @ethennass5331
    @ethennass5331 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Its amazing to watch this now and see how funny Tim was, but his style of comedy didn’t always connect with the people in that room. But those jokes are what he does so well and why people love him. Its great to see how he has gotten more relatable to his audience as he’s done it more.

    • @johnnyave
      @johnnyave ปีที่แล้ว

      andy kuafman type

  • @Zer0Fall3n
    @Zer0Fall3n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Millennials this millennials that, everyone been that shit generation to another lmao

  • @WmAHaynes
    @WmAHaynes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That subprime mortgage joke was extremely underappreciated

  • @cl759
    @cl759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Retired detective, I'm so trying that!

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 49 & a 🎗 veteran. I walk around with a ☕ spouting off at millenials... 😄

  • @PokeeIs
    @PokeeIs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have to see Dillon before I die I swear

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a shame, I would have to drive at least 90 minutes to get to a city he'd play.

  • @moburg4392
    @moburg4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    I guess I'll be the only one who thinks this was pretty funny.

    • @corlfranco9371
      @corlfranco9371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ikr i guess we are the four olds in the back

    • @ramrod2298
      @ramrod2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, I don't know what they're talking about - this was actually pretty hilarious. Mortgage aggression to baby food interview.....lol....

    • @waynedurning8717
      @waynedurning8717 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @chapmanure
      @chapmanure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Put me in the Raddish Pudding game NOW!!!” 😆

    • @jacksonmcnuggets7488
      @jacksonmcnuggets7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @gustavnilsson6597
    @gustavnilsson6597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    PUT ME IN THE RADISH PUDDING GAME lmao

  • @siasleopard2668
    @siasleopard2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Tim needs to get a baby carrier and always have Ben with him. His absence is felt

    • @joseph8919
      @joseph8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no this crowd just sucks

  • @nickns732
    @nickns732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Most people who complain about millennials have no idea what the age range is. They just use it as a generic term to lump anyone under 30 together.

    • @rickswing8723
      @rickswing8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      nickns732 spoken like a true millennial.

    • @tywins3669
      @tywins3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you are under 30, 90 percent chance you are a natural born bitch.

    • @nickns732
      @nickns732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tywins3669
      Oh look at internet macho man over here commenting on a 2 year old comment

  • @bobkaiser8782
    @bobkaiser8782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You have to be evil to live in NYC". Funny because it's true

    • @CB-qu4tb
      @CB-qu4tb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is HILARIOUS and super fresh.

  • @bdheidbhg2847
    @bdheidbhg2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His joke at the end about being a subprime mortgage salesmen was fucking gold. Also makes him a total scumbag, but he knows it.

  • @kallesaarinen7559
    @kallesaarinen7559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that job interview would make a great movie scene

  • @Jamesp0nd
    @Jamesp0nd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best comedians out right now

  • @BozoBuckets96
    @BozoBuckets96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “But I won’t talk to the feds, put me in this game now!!”😂😂😂
    Love it

  • @doobiefresh5162
    @doobiefresh5162 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A lot of these jokes flew right over their heads lmao

  • @dominicquick9101
    @dominicquick9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “Millennials don’t have real jobs” - says the comedian

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You think these millennials who validate their lives through social media posts could survive "bombing" multiple times as a comedian before quitting and becoming a TikTok ™ creator? 😂

    • @dominicquick9101
      @dominicquick9101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ryan McDowell You think most these comedians make more than most these TIktok creators?

    • @ryanmcdowell2326
      @ryanmcdowell2326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dominicquick9101 no not really, what I'm saying is that it takes barely any talent to mime your lips and cosplay to an audio clip as opposed to at least writing your own material.

    • @charlespitter1848
      @charlespitter1848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe that makes it funny lol

    • @caixiuying8901
      @caixiuying8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old and Young people are both losing jobs to automation

  • @juxhinmeminaj3446
    @juxhinmeminaj3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you worked in mortgage industry those last 30-60 seconds were hilarious. Every corporate sales basically lol

    • @ComeKlarity
      @ComeKlarity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been a mortgage loan officer for 5 years and it will barely be 6 when I get out of college and transition this hectic lifestyle.

  • @zackalvey6417
    @zackalvey6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was confused why the crowd was acting like that then he said it was New Orleans and everything made sense

  • @severinwindsor6539
    @severinwindsor6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The funniest part about this bit is that he was that evil psycho path he was joking about in the first half of the bit lol

  • @LazarusSlade
    @LazarusSlade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I recently went to Mexico for holiday and I noticed a large group of "upper middle class people" walking around and every time I asked what they did for a living I couldn't get a single straight answer out of anyone! These people drive Mercedes, BMW's, Teslas, Porsche, Lotus, McLaren, etc! I thought these mofos were broke, but they seem to be doing extremely well!!!

    • @MrCococda
      @MrCococda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mama got money

  • @lgkmusic2445
    @lgkmusic2445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    he said "when i was a millenial" erm....wow.

  • @RussDoesStuff99
    @RussDoesStuff99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Im 21 and have worked the past 4ys in masonry. It's a real trade and hard on you're body. Called in today though, must be the inner millennial lol

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's called comedy and generalization

    • @jesusbalderas329
      @jesusbalderas329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seen more people waste great opportunities in this country and then hit age 40 and never could change. America is great. I love this country.

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah , this country is gay
      & you suck

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, used to be decent, now it is fucking retardation gone wild.

    • @obo2999
      @obo2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@severalwolves then leave

  • @IblewuponyourfaceIII
    @IblewuponyourfaceIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23 & under aren’t Millennial, that’s Generation-Z, Zoomers.

  • @TheBlownGSR
    @TheBlownGSR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:52 to 4:00 was straight up Donald Trump. 😂

  • @Cangeltibon
    @Cangeltibon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Millennials are 1981 to 1996 unless he’s 40 (or 39) he’s a Millennial I think people just use it interchangeably with young person at this point. A 22 year old in 2019 (or late 2018 would be the oldest of Gen. Z)

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's funny how generations used to take entire generations. Now they get new ones at the rate of cell phones.

    • @tysmith9309
      @tysmith9309 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dwight Mamba no ... they’ve always been at the rate of 15-20 yrs

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 1995, am I a mellienial.

    • @mrrogersrabbit
      @mrrogersrabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lking1540 yes you were born in the 80s or 90s

    • @MrJMB122
      @MrJMB122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm 30 right now I'm a millennial. And I Was in the Marines for 6 years right out of high school and then I partied really hard for 3 years in the City as the bartender. Went to community college then went to the state University join the National Guard because I did not want to use my GI bill and got the deployed within the 1st month to Somalia. I did not see that coming.

  • @mkaiser29
    @mkaiser29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This dude is the funniest comedian I have seen since Bill Burr like ten years ago!!!!! Hell yeah!! MORE!!!

    • @Joe_Momma_
      @Joe_Momma_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have to be kidding???... Bill Burr is one of the funniest people on the face of the planet.... this guy IS a joke

  • @derikkrobles13
    @derikkrobles13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "what do you design?"
    "The uniforms at Guantanamo Bay"
    Yooo I don't think I've ever laughed so hard
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @lifemusic1980
    @lifemusic1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's comedy is too good for this crowd.

  • @tonystyles4040
    @tonystyles4040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is hilarious I suggest watching the other video where he talks about ice cream

  • @Somanykyles
    @Somanykyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This crowd STINKS

  • @digitaltango
    @digitaltango 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Put me in the radish pudding game now!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EbluestarE
    @EbluestarE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really like Tim! Not my favorite comedian but he’s a guy I love to listen to talk

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You hit the nail on the head. His rants are epic, not to mention very intelligent.

  • @_GandalfTheGrey_
    @_GandalfTheGrey_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t understand why they weren’t laughing until they showed a shot of the audience and you see they’re all teenagers who don’t understand the references “detectives? High rent due to high taxes? JP Morgan? Sub prime mortgages?”

  • @CB-so8xd
    @CB-so8xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "When I was a millenial" like you grow out of it

    • @nimascolari1508
      @nimascolari1508 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the point... Like it's a state of mind. You can actually change your mindset. Millennials are known for being shallow idiots. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @CB-so8xd
      @CB-so8xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nimascolari1508 it's a generation, an age group. Millenials will one day be the wise eldest generation looking at the teens and saying "they're shallow idiots"

  • @juliuscaesart
    @juliuscaesart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Valencia joke was gold

  • @richardchiren2425
    @richardchiren2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Lmaooo I couldn’t stop laughing at Valencia

  • @chas7183
    @chas7183 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tim is a fantastic comedian and story teller. Destined for superstar status.

  • @matthewread7220
    @matthewread7220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    None of us ar in a real job. Unless your a builder or carpenter, plumber, nurse, electrician ect...

    • @garrywellman
      @garrywellman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah all the 22 year old carpenters and electricians

    • @guitarmatt94
      @guitarmatt94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the hell is a real job anyway

    • @olhickory4798
      @olhickory4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw. Wrong.

    • @Matt-ve3ql
      @Matt-ve3ql 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on what kind of nurse.

    • @willmosse3684
      @willmosse3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s quite a few people then

  • @layneupcott6089
    @layneupcott6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro …. This is low key one of the funniest 5 min clips I’ve seen in a while

  • @Tylervrooman
    @Tylervrooman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing him soon!!

  • @Golden-ib7dk
    @Golden-ib7dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so in love with this man

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The retired detective bit had me rolling🤣

    • @WesMerc
      @WesMerc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It went over the audience’s heads

  • @xynathegamer
    @xynathegamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim dillon needs a netflix special, guy is a genius

  • @Patchy666
    @Patchy666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Who else didn’t laugh?

    • @dayman7061
      @dayman7061 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MiLLENi I feel like the concept he was talking about is worth making fun of but this guy just isn't funny

    • @jesuscruz5355
      @jesuscruz5355 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @boogiewoogiebearboy
      @boogiewoogiebearboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not I.

    • @LocardIII
      @LocardIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The audience

    • @LaKellita
      @LaKellita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the millennial shitstains

  • @bigloudandnoisy3601
    @bigloudandnoisy3601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The real audience is the people the couldn’t make the show, and still love it even more

  • @jonnuncio3550
    @jonnuncio3550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5 min ab work out! My sifes are ripped from watching this!

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saw him in Austin this weekend. Awesome.

  • @selig7
    @selig7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This guy is very good at helping me practice keeping my straight face

  • @tokatli6034
    @tokatli6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cheek Clappers Podcast gave me a new lease of life

  • @cptfalcon-9925
    @cptfalcon-9925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Millennial is one of the strangest generalizations for such a massive generation. It's strange I mean baby boomer doesn't imply a certain attitude or outlook. Idk how the whole millennial thing started honestly.

    • @44RisingSun44
      @44RisingSun44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whoever coins the name for the newest generation will forever make money with speaking engagements & be able to sell books etc. so two baby boomers wrote a book about the newest generation and recycled things that previous generations had said about their generation when they were growing up, saying things like how they were ruining the world and are self-absorbed, even though most millennials were under 16 at that point, and all the angry old people were like "yeah this makes sense" and it just kinda stuck.

    • @johnqustandi9930
      @johnqustandi9930 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@44RisingSun44 that's very interesting, thx for sharing, do you happen to know the name of the book or authors you mentioned? Thx in advance

    • @44RisingSun44
      @44RisingSun44 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnqustandi9930 in this video Adam Conover talks about the authors and the book more in depth than I can here. th-cam.com/video/-HFwok9SlQQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @cptfalcon-9925
      @cptfalcon-9925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@44RisingSun44 its true younger generations are eaisly manipulated

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cptfalcon-9925Lmao. It's mostly old fucks who believe in trickle down economics and deny climate change. The average age of fox news viewer is 68. It's not the young that are easy to manipulate.

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best and the realist comedian out 🙏🏽

  • @a-dashof-pepper4710
    @a-dashof-pepper4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My job is being a meat popsicle.

  • @MedikatedMyndz
    @MedikatedMyndz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no idea how I haven't heard this guy before. He gets me DYING

  • @antoliimayra1356
    @antoliimayra1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They say sarcasm is an advanced form of thinking, and this comedian has found a way to say crude and dark jokes in a such a confident way that you think he's being honest.

  • @waveTV_
    @waveTV_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this man is too smart for these people. guy is a comedy god

  • @mehmetakifhd1535
    @mehmetakifhd1535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ and deep understanding of true humor to really get The Cheek Clappers Podcast. Every fan of the show I have ever met has clearly boasted the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of Cheek Clappers jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

  • @t24mack
    @t24mack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tim is a legend

  • @calisurfduuuddee8183
    @calisurfduuuddee8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I was 23 I was 4 years in on being a electrician.
    Now I'm 10
    I'm a millennial and I've always had a real job

    • @papasantacruz404
      @papasantacruz404 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calisurf Duuuddee I’m 22 and I’ve worked customer service jobs like food and retail for 5 years and now I’ve been a carpenter and learning welding..

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for you

    • @Drogado68
      @Drogado68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah wtf is this guy on about

  • @gflsos5838
    @gflsos5838 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can calmly say TRUEEE my fake job when someone ask me is me hyping myself up

  • @peterpiper47
    @peterpiper47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When JP Morgan closes on a house I burn it down. 🤷‍♂️

  • @mysonismynephew
    @mysonismynephew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "i cant just walk around with a coffee being racist" how did nobody laugh at that?

  • @dlein93
    @dlein93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As someone who toys with trying stand-up, I love comedians like this. Real confidence boosters, y'know?

    • @djb903
      @djb903 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Savage

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn that's brutal

    • @mattdrummond3552
      @mattdrummond3552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No offense, but Tim Dillon is 82 times funnier than you. I'll bet even this boring 5 minutes destroys whatever hacky shit you do

    • @kuntrybumpkin8539
      @kuntrybumpkin8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt Drummond You don't seem hurt..glad you're taking this mean o'l nasty unfunny comment so well.

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the kind of guy I wanted to see for a long time.

  • @sarahk2722
    @sarahk2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is great. Too much realness for the audience.

  • @arnoldmel7805
    @arnoldmel7805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People who never had a 100% commission jobs would never understand

  • @willcline5918
    @willcline5918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Someone might want to tell him that the youngest millennials are about to turn 23...

  • @wavyberserk
    @wavyberserk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best comedians right now.!!!!! Podcast better then most and he hardly has any guest. Most podcasts need guest to get views.

  • @buzzardbeatniks
    @buzzardbeatniks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was a lot funnier than the audience would have you believe.

  • @MrJohnMarbles
    @MrJohnMarbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The audience makes this so frustrating to watch. Tim is a legend.

  • @ColbyWanShinobi
    @ColbyWanShinobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That detective joke was funny as hell!

  • @lunarvania8073
    @lunarvania8073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tims the friggin man YES OR YES?!