Fun Fact: The female voice was Takahata101's sister. When they finally stopped recording, he told her to never make those noises or do that voice ever again.
If the canon Alucard from Hellsing ultimate saw this he would laugh endlessly, especially at Walter, even more so when he gets the references to Walter theoretically crushing on him secretly.
@@TheDattebay Wasn't exactly that the gist of the whole Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series? I don't see it as much of a parody as it is "Hellsing Ultimate meets the Internet", except for, maybe, some moments in the first 3-4 episodes. #Bitcheslovecannons
Fun fact :the female voice that girlycard had for a moment was voice acted by Takahat101's Sister MontyGlu . Taka said He was incapable of being in the same room when Monty was recording her line because he was mortified hearing her say the line.
@@consumerjtc5835 yeah if I remember correctly he did say that during one the live streams."show me sauce from his livestreams" did you mean "source", not "sauce" ? I'm not trying to make you feel bad about the spelling just trying to help/clarify.
I love how dark and twisted this actually is for both of them, with Alucard using the knowledge that Walter had the hots for him when he was a Eastern European loli babe to really push his buttons, lol.
@@whisperingcrown591 "Now now. Before we jump to conclusions or throw out words like 'betrayal' or 'cuck,' let's hear what he has to say." "I'm betraying you." "Oh, you cuck!"
@Souzina basically he’s saying he’s got a ah “private area” (hint hint nudge nudge) that has rows of teeth inside it so if anything tried to go in......well you get the idea
I dont know keeping Nail and Kami after Piccolo absorbed them was genius. It gave a quiet and reserved character someone to talk to and best of all no lip flaps. Plus thier dynamic was hilarious.
@@mikecabral2420 I 100% agree that Piccolo as a character was severely enhanced by that, and as you say it was a genius move. But Personally, Jolly Wally, tho it was pretty much a throw away line was smarter and more hilarious. I'd watched Hellsing more than a few times before TFS cleared it and had never considered how Alucard viewing Walter as his younger self would have looked to him. Add in the fact that he actually had a derogatory nickname for him back then and it's just lore that was never explored with a Very good punchline.
@@NineBreakerUIXB true. It also helps justify his little girl form which was just sorta glossed over in the OVA if I remember correctly. Granted I haven't watched Hellsing Ultimate since it's last episode debuted so if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.
@@DemonReaper105 He/She was basically screaming "Walter I love you very much." in Japanese. Which in much erotic anime/manga or anime/manga that has erotic scenes, is usually the tell tale scene that the girl is getting screwed 8 ways from sunday. While they never at any point in any form had sex, Alucard/Girlycard, was teasing him in that form, using that and other sayings. Mainly because he/she believes that the whole reason why Walter wanted to defeat him/her, was because he never got to have sex with him/her.
I just can't believe how great tfs HUA is. The lines are just spot on! Not to mentioned they turned silent brooding alucard into a loud flamboyant character.
And honestly, I prefer abriged Alucard to the original. He's just so much more fun to watch, well still being terrifying and badass. After watching the abriged, I can't see Alucard in any other way.
There is a saying. That every piece of media that Tim Curry was in that got only one star only was able to get that 1 star because Tim Curry was in it.
1:13 is the best, the calm but stinging look on alucard's face along the way he says the words just shows exactly how happy he is to explain the situation in detail, that's maniacal, perfect voice acting and scripting. Also yay for girlycard, best trap of the last 500 years (?)
I remember a comment a few years before this episode was uploaded saying “I bet the reason why Walter turns is gonna be because Girlycard was such a cocktease that it drove him to insanity”
@@MasherCaster No. I don’t think. Before Hellsing the creator just made a LOT of hentai where many characters from hellsing were featured or rather pulled from. Hellsing was like his first real manga
Their writing is better than half the anime we're supposed to be taking seriously. That's why Toei kept going after them. They were threatened by their superior writing
And as they also pointed out this is the same time in which he was having a relationship with Queen Elizabeth II... I never thought there could be something that would make me actually find Queen Elizabeth II entertaining but here it is.
I have a friend who was playing a female Tiefling rogue , and somehow managed to convince the DM to let them sew a bag of holding into their "ahem", nothing like a max dex rogue throwing a seemingly endless amount of knives at you that appear to be falling out of their vagina.
As funny as this is, I have to give props to Walter for crushing on girly card despite sounding like... Well, alucard😅 It's like the monarch and doctor girlfriend all over again.
There are a few people wondering what the song is so here you go. Hellsing OST RUINS Track 8 Soul Police Chapter's Reverse Side Circumstance th-cam.com/video/AujP2_33_4w/w-d-xo.html
Fun Fact: The female voice was Takahata101's sister. When they finally stopped recording, he told her to never make those noises or do that voice ever again.
Where's the proof
@@Dante_yo_son_of_sparda_yo77 "my source is I made it the fuck up"
The name of the VA's are in the video description, dude
So voicing Girlycard was a family effort
I don't even care if that's fake
That image alone is golden 😂😂
"It's a blast from your past, with this sass in loliass..."
.........Am I not moe enough for you?"
sass and loli ass*
God, hope you haven't been saying it wrong for the whole year xd
WHy cAnT You tAKe tHis sErIouslY?
depressed thoughts
“Because that’s what you want! And I’m not going to give it to you. That or my pussy”
@@z-man1237 but really, dodging a bullet there, rows of teeth, like a shark
If the canon Alucard from Hellsing ultimate saw this he would laugh endlessly, especially at Walter, even more so when he gets the references to Walter theoretically crushing on him secretly.
The best part of Abridged Alucard is that he is just Canon Alucard that discovered the internet
@@TheDattebay
That is amazingly accurate.
"Is he just using words he found on social media again?"
@@TheDattebay his #lifehack
@@TheDattebay Wasn't exactly that the gist of the whole Hellsing Ultimate Abridged series? I don't see it as much of a parody as it is "Hellsing Ultimate meets the Internet", except for, maybe, some moments in the first 3-4 episodes.
#Bitcheslovecannons
@@KasaresStern pretty much.
There's literally no difference between the abridged and original outside internet slang.
Just remember everyone, no one alive can comprehend his sexual preference.
i feel like its pretty simple and stated as
" fuck everything literally or figuratively"
@@weridify Holes. His sexual preference is holes.
@@samsonguy10k yup
@@samsonguy10k so Pansexual. I can see that.
What is his sexual preference?
“Why can’t you take this seriously?!”
“Because THAT’S what you want, and I’m not going to give it to you!”
Honestly, whole ass mood
That or my pussy.
That's probably the most direct Alucard has ever been about his motives.
Rooooows of teeth
@@johnermactavish1162”like a shark!”
Damn, I love how Takahata101's voice turns from gleefully trollish to spiteful enraged growl and then right back.
Fun fact :the female voice that girlycard had for a moment was voice acted by Takahat101's Sister MontyGlu . Taka said He was incapable of being in the same room when Monty was recording her line because he was mortified hearing her say the line.
Knew about the first part, but not the second. Wonder what was his reaction to the lines in episode 10.
@@SusanForman042 show me sauce from his livestreams.
@@consumerjtc5835 yeah if I remember correctly he did say that during one the live streams."show me sauce from his livestreams" did you mean "source", not "sauce" ? I'm not trying to make you feel bad about the spelling just trying to help/clarify.
Susan, sauce is internet slang for source
Am I the only one that can’t watch the original version of this fight without laughing like a child?
no I do too
I think the original is tainted for everyone that's witnessed this version 😂
Hobostarr180 it really is though 😂
No
NO. NO YOU ARE NOT!
I love how dark and twisted this actually is for both of them, with Alucard using the knowledge that Walter had the hots for him when he was a Eastern European loli babe to really push his buttons, lol.
Not to mention Alucard both in the original and the abridged had a massive respect for him till his betrayal.
@@bman296 "now now. Before we jump to conclusions let's see what he has to say"
"I'm betraying you"
"oh fuck you!!"
@@whisperingcrown591 well Yeah
@@whisperingcrown591 it's actually
OH YOU COOCK
@@whisperingcrown591 "Now now. Before we jump to conclusions or throw out words like 'betrayal' or 'cuck,' let's hear what he has to say."
"I'm betraying you."
"Oh, you cuck!"
AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE
Part 1 was the best
How was this a JoJo reference? I can't spot it.
@@maguyonseanlewis7696 me either.
BUT ITS NOT THO
AND I WAS NEVER GOING TO ASK
AND WHY ARE WE YELLING
@@crappyaccount i'm pretty sure it's how shadowed girlycard speaks since it's similar to the "it is i dio" scene"
“Rows of teeth, like a shark” I’m dead 😂
@Souzina basically he’s saying he’s got a ah “private area” (hint hint nudge nudge) that has rows of teeth inside it so if anything tried to go in......well you get the idea
Wait does that mean the queen was into shark pu-
@@motharchenemy8549 DONT SAY IT!!
"I can never have sex again!"
*John Constantine would like to know Alucard's Location.*
*Rumor has it he's trying to move on from King Shark.*
@@motharchenemy8549 “INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE!!!”
“It’s a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass.”
This is one of the greatest lines ever written in any medium ever.
Anyone else think he was going to say the return of the why boner?
Would of been Why boner 3: THE RECKONING!!!
Cause it works.
Andrew Severance Why boner 2
@@jacklebergshecklestein9359 the bonering
I thought the Why Boner never left.
Jolly Wally is possibly the best thing TFS has ever done...And I fucking loved Freeza
What about Mr. Perfect Cell??
Well, Freeza is so good partly due to LittleKuriboh's awesome work.
I dont know keeping Nail and Kami after Piccolo absorbed them was genius. It gave a quiet and reserved character someone to talk to and best of all no lip flaps. Plus thier dynamic was hilarious.
@@mikecabral2420 I 100% agree that Piccolo as a character was severely enhanced by that, and as you say it was a genius move. But Personally, Jolly Wally, tho it was pretty much a throw away line was smarter and more hilarious. I'd watched Hellsing more than a few times before TFS cleared it and had never considered how Alucard viewing Walter as his younger self would have looked to him. Add in the fact that he actually had a derogatory nickname for him back then and it's just lore that was never explored with a Very good punchline.
@@NineBreakerUIXB true. It also helps justify his little girl form which was just sorta glossed over in the OVA if I remember correctly. Granted I haven't watched Hellsing Ultimate since it's last episode debuted so if I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.
I actually did think that nickname was clever.
I don't understand the joke because iam argentinian , can you explain me?
@@t.o.mg.o.n1347 It's irony cause he's always such a pissant 😂😂😂 and jolly means happy go lucky
@@hazeygrace8122 aaaa got it
@@t.o.mg.o.n1347 same
And wally often nicknamed for Walter....or slang for pen*s😂
In brittish english
Alucard is an absolute troll
The KING of trolls
Mr. L not true bugs bunny is the king of trolls alucard is his best student
Trolli, in this case
Trollycard
No, he's a motherfucking vampire, he killed a lot people to get that title and he deserves to be called as such
Hellsing Ultimate: This is a child play that's why we are kids
Hellsing Ultimate TFS: OH Walter san daisuki des
But it's pronounced the same anyway
Am I the only who died at "Walter-San, Daisukidesu"
Edit: Holy Crap i did not expect this to be that popular. Thanks guys!
A lot of Monty fans died of shock.
No. First time I heard it I choked on my water.
I laughed at that but I didn't get the reference. Mind explaining that to me ?
@@DemonReaper105 He/She was basically screaming "Walter I love you very much." in Japanese. Which in much erotic anime/manga or anime/manga that has erotic scenes, is usually the tell tale scene that the girl is getting screwed 8 ways from sunday. While they never at any point in any form had sex, Alucard/Girlycard, was teasing him in that form, using that and other sayings. Mainly because he/she believes that the whole reason why Walter wanted to defeat him/her, was because he never got to have sex with him/her.
@@Shanethefilmmaker ..... not even surprised they followed with that trend. There are MANY Hellsing fanfics with that.
I love how Alucard sounds way too happy to see Jolly Wallie
_there’s a Shädman joke in here somewhere, I know it._
Oh trust me *there is*
@@arandomwarlock7414 nah her vagina has teeth not a foreskin
Oh god no
Shadman?
@@mrkrimsonj114 Don't ask. Spare your innocence
I just can't believe how great tfs HUA is. The lines are just spot on!
Not to mentioned they turned silent brooding alucard into a loud flamboyant character.
And honestly, I prefer abriged Alucard to the original. He's just so much more fun to watch, well still being terrifying and badass. After watching the abriged, I can't see Alucard in any other way.
A sad lad
Played right when i scroled past
Alright it’s time to shut down TH-cam. We’ve finally found the perfect video.
0:42 Nice hearing Takahata101 channeling Tim Curry.
There is a saying.
That every piece of media that Tim Curry was in that got only one star only was able to get that 1 star because Tim Curry was in it.
1:13 is the best, the calm but stinging look on alucard's face along the way he says the words just shows exactly how happy he is to explain the situation in detail, that's maniacal, perfect voice acting and scripting. Also yay for girlycard, best trap of the last 500 years (?)
I remember a comment a few years before this episode was uploaded saying “I bet the reason why Walter turns is gonna be because Girlycard was such a cocktease that it drove him to insanity”
I’d sell my sole for The Preuqel comic to have a full budget serries of OvA’s just to see the abriged serries
I love the way he says "like a shark"
But how do sharks fuck?
Alucard pretending to be an anime waifu, even though he IS being a waifu in a Japanese anime!
"Why can't you take this seriously?"
"Because that's what You want!"
Legit that's the fastest way to shut down someone.
Jolly Wally's being a S A D L A D.
F A K !
One of the best scenes in the parody.
Takahata has the best voice i’ve ever heard.
His sister, too.
"Am I...moe enough for you???"
😂🤣
((Corrected.))
Moe.
Am I moe enough for you*
It sounded like he/she said loli at first. 😕
@@xeriath2326 No... No it fucking didn't.
Why can't you take this seriously?!
You are doing God's work, with TFS having to delete episode 9 & 10.
Why do they have to take it down
Copyright dispute I guess. I hope it'll be officially re-uploaded unlike the Attack on Titan abridged.
@@jadinrosh7112 yea ur right
Episode 9's back!!
They're both back up
"Why can you take this seriously?!"
"Because that's what you want! And I'm about to give it to you!! That or my 🐱."
Well he said he WOULDN'T give it to him
0:50 - 1:27 best scenes.
Jesus Christ, Monty.
Lolicard is the only thing that can make question my sexuality
Does it make it better or worse that the girl voice was done by Taka's actual sister?
What about Astolfo?
Whaaat? Hellsing showing Alucard in a loli? _Lolicard?_
R34: *Big mistake*
I heard the manga was originally a h*****
So uh fitting
This deserves more likes
@@MasherCaster No. I don’t think. Before Hellsing the creator just made a LOT of hentai where many characters from hellsing were featured or rather pulled from. Hellsing was like his first real manga
@@agentwolf5305 that's what I meant I was just to tired to articulate that
Girlycard would keep sending it to Walter everyday using his Twitter account
Girlycard vs lolicard
Girlycard is Cannoncard, Lolicard is Abridgedcard
@@3oct1111 I meant more like this one vs the one from blazblue
Why not Alucardi B
Kid Alucard: Rows a teeth! Like a shark!
Wrong hole
🇱 🇮 🇰 🇪 🇦 🇸 🇭 🇦 🇷 🇰
🅰️
“That’s right, it’s a blast from your past with that sass and loli ass! Am I…moe enough for you?”
Takahata 101.
gotta hand it to tfs, behind the joke-a-minute formula, they have some damn good acting
And the jokes actually land, unlike some projects, or any Adam Sandler movie, ever.
Their writing is better than half the anime we're supposed to be taking seriously. That's why Toei kept going after them. They were threatened by their superior writing
“Rows of teeth” never have heard that phrase and nearly pissed myself laughing at it, but here we are
There’s a kink out there for that, I just know it in my black heart
I wasn’t ready for this to end :(
No, seriously.
In the original version Walter did admit to having the hots for Alucard.🤣😭
*Lolicard is absolute win*
I have seen this so many times and I still can’t get enough
Rows of teeth...Like a shark
Can you explain it the meaning to me
@@farisazka2568 Alucard Is referencing vagina dentata a supposed syndrome that causes boney protrutions in the vagina.
So was this back when Alucard was a chick in the 40s, and he decided to wear the getup to taunt Walter?
Yeah, when Walter was that age Alucard was trolling around as Girlycard
And as they also pointed out this is the same time in which he was having a relationship with Queen Elizabeth II... I never thought there could be something that would make me actually find Queen Elizabeth II entertaining but here it is.
The only thing missing. Integra trolling him *forever* after finding out about this. 👍
Awwwww poor wittle Jolly Wolly!🤣
#LikeAShark
TFS Alucard is just anime Deadpool.
They would be great friends
Rows of teeth... Like a shark!
Roes of teeth
.
.
Does that implies that the Queen-
Oh yes indeed
Interrupt my story again. SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
You can hear Ali LOVED when he came with that nickname
Widdle Jolly-Wolly
My DnD characters lady bits whenever I make one lol
I have a friend who was playing a female Tiefling rogue , and somehow managed to convince the DM to let them sew a bag of holding into their "ahem", nothing like a max dex rogue throwing a seemingly endless amount of knives at you that appear to be falling out of their vagina.
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 that person is my hero
Well...those infamous legend about woman bits sure are funny😂
Awww jolly wolly disliked the video
What’s the line that he says after “Loli-ass”? “Am I mo-ay enough for you?” I don’t know what that’s a reference to
He's saying "moe," it's slang in Japanese that basically means you like how cute something is.
Yair Witty thanks!
"Bite your fucking tongue!" -lmao
I have a friend named Walter and cause of this I started calling him jolly wally
The original why boner
Here from the most recent episode of The Unexpectedables.
Yes yes you are.
Hard to believe that’s Howard wang voicing young walter
Why Monty why?
Talk about dangling it in front of him and then pulling it away and see then fuming.
But alucard did gave him warning tho....it got rows of teeths...😅
I aspire to have even a third of the level of snarky-sarcasm that tfs alucard has
I think this might be better than the original
In season 1 of Young Justice when Artemis joined the team I would’ve used that Jolly Wally joke on Kid Flash for being a dick towards Artemis.
Like a shark
Sometime i wondered what would be Kouta Hirano's reaction on TFS Hellsing version?
Anyone know the song they played during this?
Hellsing OST RUINS Track 8 Soul Police Chapter's Reverse Side Circumstance
@@2hatsontop475 Thank you so much my dude
As funny as this is, I have to give props to Walter for crushing on girly card despite sounding like... Well, alucard😅
It's like the monarch and doctor girlfriend all over again.
Considering the people who crush on Perfect Cell’s voice anyway…
Good lord. Perfect cell turned into an undead vampire.
Don't you mean a real fucking vampire?
This is the first time I've seen this bit. I never got around to watching the full Abridged series
Yeah, i know how it is, if you ever get around to watching it get yersef a load a' free time
Alucard is dishing out that phyco logical tournament on jolly wally.
"Rows of teeth"
FOR THE LOVE OF
@@justarandombluebird8222 ... Like a shark!
the OST in the background makes it literally perfect
Do you know what it is? I can't make it out and I was specifically trying to find it
Speed it up trust me it makes it 10x better
Eh. I'll stick to ×1
God this is perfect Jesus
fucking gold bro, I wamted to make that one of my stream alerts the first time I heard it
0:55 Walter-San……. Daisuke Desu!!!!
He said the truth, he WAS a chick in the 40's
LMFAO. One of my favorite scenes
I am OBSESSED with young Walter istg
Best scene! Best scene!
Yeah, Walter needs better taste in girls.
I LOVE THIS SCENE ITS TOO HILLARIOUS
Tell me, am I moe enough for you?
0:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish my ears would bleed right now from that
There are a few people wondering what the song is so here you go.
Hellsing OST RUINS Track 8 Soul Police Chapter's Reverse Side Circumstance
th-cam.com/video/AujP2_33_4w/w-d-xo.html
Thank you very much.
Mari?
@@Scazoid toast
Jolly wally
0:56
Walter: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Oh Anderson 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, who came looking for this after the Queen died?
*me* hey Jolly Wally want a cracker
*Alucard punch* ooohhh sorry i forgot the crunch sound
0:54 WaLtEr SaN