Madonna Makes Her Stand-Up Debut
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- After Madonna admits she's a closet comedian, Jimmy gives her a chance to workshop her material on The Tonight Show.
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Madonna Makes Her Stand-Up Debut
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Props to Madonna. I used to not think much her because I thought she was fake and trying too hard to be relevant. But I couldn't have been more wrong in my opinion.
What I found is that because she acts younger, people actually treat her younger.
Most other female celebrities around her age tend to age gracefully (which I also have massive respect for) but they tend to get very boring questions about being older and the public perceive them differently. But not Madonna, they ask her questions about dating, her current performances (not her performances from the past) and fashion, and let her do crazy things like this. She hasn't let anyone typecast her.
I guess what I'm saying is I get where she's coming from in treating youth as a state of mind, and I hope to be half as vivacious and fabulous as her when I'm her age.
Olivia Williams nice comment.
Olivia Williams thank you for this sweet lovely comment .
Olivia Williams Very lovely comment. Thank you for that :)
Arppa Presents I love your comment. Thanks
Awesome comment I'm so glad some ppl are starting to understand where she's coming from.. Never let anyone tell you "How to act" because of what age you are.. She's beautiful.. Vibrant and I hope to have half her light when I'm in my 50's Queen 👑
So if any of you ever feel bad about showing nervousness or botching something out of being nervous, just remember: Madonna has been a public figure since she was like 20, and she just showed insane nervousness in front of a studio audience of less than a hundred.
Take it easy on yourself 😂
like 20 is what, 19?
I think 21 is more like 20, than 19 is.
Good point
I think it’s more that she thinks that she’s a lot funnier than she actually is
In Chicago "like 20" is more like 26 or 6 to 4. Approximately.
You guys need to lighten up. She knows that she isn't a standup comedian. She was just having fun. I'm going to let you in on a secret: The main joke here was that her jokes weren't funny.
Besides, I think it's kind of cute to see Madonna so nervous and awkward.
Yeah lets all praise the diva that is actually a huge bitch to people off camera. Tool.
If you’re any kind of Madonna fan, you’d know that she thinks that she’s really funny, and she thinks of herself as an intellectual, while proving herself only semi literate by the terrible grammar on her social media posts 😂
SHE needs to lighten up 😆
she isnt a singer as well
Good point sir. 😎😎👏👏👌
Madonna is Adam Sandler's favorite comedian
MagicalUnicorn Adam Sandler was never funny
MagicalUnicorn lol who said tat
This comment thread was way funnier than almost her entire set.
I think it's cute that she got obviously nervous when she has been up on stage so many times, and done so many public things, but this still made her nervous.
Yeah and she kept looking at Jimmy for encouragement after her jokes and I was like awwww :3 I've done stand up, and it's really rough and brutal, and I don't do it anymore.
A tiny room where no big lights and ur closer tothe crowd and ur not "protected" by ur show and the background music canbe more stressful than singing or rapping on a big stage. Ive done both i prefer the big stage
She just developed stage fright. You can tell how nervous she was during the grammys. The fall at the brit awards didnt help any.
Jeremy Crum I'm sure it was just rehearsed to *look* improvised. She rehearses everything.
Jeremy Crum This whole thing was rehearsed numerous times, as Madonna does with everything. The joke was it was meant to be "bad". This is exactly how Madonna wanted it to come across, she has a very ironic sense of humour. She is professional enough to be able to hide any nerves better than this, it was intentional.
I was dying watching this! I loved how she basically was making fun about dating younger men seeing as the media/most everyone obsesses over it like it's a bad thing. I wonder if she rehearsed this or if she just went for it?
Danielle A I'm pretty sure she just went for it
Danielle A im pretty sure she had the general jokes thought out or even wrote them, but didn't stick to any script when delivering them.
***** Maybe borderline hebephile but not really.
As a major fan of her, that was definitely not impromptu. It was probably rehearse and made to look impromptu. Ah well.
Jeremy Crum It kind of would be her style. She's very calculated and contrived.
58 and she is still smokin hot.
Mr.Mister eww gross no way. Especially with that Strahan gap
Chalupa Batman MacArthur It's not a gap.
Umm yup
it`s a grill
It's called a face lift
She's looking good. And she's adorable.
Good and terrible.
This was meant to be silly. Can't you see that? Madonna has liking for irony. It was meant to be "bad". She was playing the character of a "bombing comedian". It's a humorous side of her that she rarely shows and I am happy she shared that with us all. She does it brilliantly.
Nope.
Brandon Waddell isn't it amazing how many millions of fans madonna has around the world, yet so few actually see the (intentional) irony in the things she does!
That's why we love Madonna she has never been scared of chances, been the same since day one, Material Girl now comedian!
you know what's sad, she's truly the last pop star.
Why is that sad
habbogigi no she's not, I'm coming.
Jackie Santana hurryyy
Benicia Williams ;)
habbogigi: Yep. 2016 made sure of that.
The year the stars went out...
All 20 years of Jimmy's fake laugh training throughout his career, have prepared him for this moment....
that's the perfect punchline for this whole video
Lmaooooo
Dude, you're soooooo right! Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I saw like 5 opportunities for grade A jokes, madonna call me i'll teach you a few things x
Mark X im sure you could teach her a few things...armchair warriors!! /sarcasm
Mark X It could've been better, but it was good for a first -and improvised- first time...
Sergio David Brizuela González It wasn't improvised though. The lines were clearly written.
Mark X "I saw like 5 opportunities for grade A jokes, madonna call me i'll teach you a few things x" Madonna is actually a hilarious person -- she knows how to tell a joke. She was telling lame jokes on purpose. That was the joke. :-)
kumada84 *really?.. (sarcastic tone)
well you gotta start somewhere right?
not great, but props for bravery
I love her but she'd look cooler without the "blings". Like her 90s style would look better now days.
Kristy's Edits no she looks cool here
That front tooth is part of the bling too?????
She needs trousers.
this might have been the first time fallon's fake laugh came in handy..
hahahahaha
Keren Sukanth The thing is Madonna was basically making fun of how not funny she is. She knows she's not a comedian and thats why it was so funny
Keren Sukanth is was funny to them because she was horrible at it and she knew that too
Keren Sukanth Brilliant :)
Keren Sukanth good one
I dont care what people say SHE'S HOT!!!!!, SHE'S FINE
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
How did I know "dating younger men" was going to be the first topic? LOL
She went out of her comfort zone. That’s awesome. Love her!
Only female comedian who isn't a feminist
Oh ya. That's great to have a comedian that thinks women don't deserve to be equal to men!
erykasr1 I think what Finley meant is that a lot of female comedians allow themselves to be defined only as a feminist, and while I'm sure Madonna probably does believe in equality she didn't make it a part of the stand-up.
Finley Gordon That's kinda funny you must have missed some jokes.
erykasr1 That's not what feminism is though
Madonna definitely is feminist but not like the creepy feminists of today
Madonna teaches us to stay true to yourself follow what your heart leads you to no matter what others think.
She's a phenomenon. She's an emotion. She's the motivation and She is the Queen 🙂
Saddest text i ever read
Careful now don’t hurt the girl’s feelings. 😢
"I have my reasons for dating younger men, but I won't get into them."
Hard to be untrue to yourself when you don't even why it's true
She’s also the 8th wonder of the world 🎉❤️❤️❤️
Wow. strange to see someone so used to the spotlight seriously nervous and choking up. goes to show even Madonna had to work hard and through the tough times to get where she is today
She comes across as nervous and doubtful in a lot of her interviews too, I think deep down she is scared of people not liking her. :S
I saw it as fake. An act.
yeah she's hella nervous all the damn time unless she's on tour
The Queen of Pop rocks the stage like no one else!!
She's one woman show
This was AWESOME! When did you ever see Madonna in this light? So relaxed, out of her element, and just goofing on herself. LOOOOVE IT!
Fallon's forced exaggerated, animated and forced laughter is brutal to watch.
You're not wrong but you forced your comment a bit too much, too.
The only time I'll actually agree with one of these comments.
she looks amazing for being in her 50s!
I agree
+noemistephanie93 Thats because people with humongous amounts of money----can afford the BEST plastic surgerys
Johnny Wewoka she doesnt look plastic like joan rivers did or like mariah carey. she actually looks natural
Clariccy Jones And the ones who have money STAY looking good LOOOOONGER. Which stand to reason.
+noemistephanie93 She looks amazing full.
Most peoples first time is at some local, random, low key open mic as an obscure. Madonna's first time was on national tv (worldwide, if u include uploads) as an already public figure.
She did a great first attempt at this. Be cool to see what she would be like after a coupla years practice.
It'd be cool to see her stick with it.
This is actually very funny in a strange way lol :)
Fun fact : she is older than my grandmother.
I just dont know why and how she dresses like that.... i just dont...
ridow300 actually its an example,she shows people that being old isnt SIN and your life dosent end if you are 50-60-70...this kind o examples also CHER show to the people,she also wear short pants,underwear in her tour withher tits on bra,with not covered clothes,so were the fuck is the problem here!we should apreciate this coz all of us we will turn in one her age and sure we want to have energy and continuu living our lifes normaly,not spending time home with a news paper and dreaming about our young times!thats my opinion
Trip Pop Free Beats I'm pretty sure the youtube comments are for everybody to hold a conversation, if not you can always send a PM :)
ridow300 Completely agree. People think that their opinion outrules all and we cant express our feelings. Great comment from you :)
Andrey M
Ey , did i say anything else other than '' i dont know what to say '' ? sir/mam , you just made up a intirely diffrent story of youre own that has nothing to do with what i said . and i dont really care how she dresses , if it makes her happy , fine so be it , but even so she should know for ever action she takes , there is always a '' diffrent side of a coin '' meaning , there is always pros and cons .
Trip Pop Free Beats We all have a right to express our views and opinions, as do you. Obviously ridow300 is much more intelligent than you, as you seem very childish. We respect your opinion on Madonna without making nasty comments, so please do the same.
I thought what she was wearing was hysterical.
Mary, stick with your conventional clothes, no one looks to you anyhow
Oh so you dress like that Gina? You must get a lot of attention...and not the good kind.
Oh.. now I see you worship Madonna... So you felt the need to troll me. Meh, To each his own. Her outfit was ridiculous for a 50++ woman. Just saying.
+Mary Fedele Are you so ignorant to the point to not know Madonna was promoting BIM that had the Hip-Hop concept?
This was just another M's countless reinventitions
+Mary Fedele More like you're a sad middle age woman who hasn't the body neither the attitude to rock an outfit like this.
Bitch, she's Madonna!!
She looks so young
Still better than most of the female comedians out there.
Joe Baillie oh yes let's be sexist now.. -_-
Răzvan Rădoiu It's not sexist at all. She's as good as a lot of female comedians, she isn't as good as a lot of male comedians. That's my opinion, if you think that's sexist, I apologise, but I don't think it is.
Joe Baillie True, if you said
she wasn't as good as a lot of male comedians, BECAUSE she's female, that'd be sexist
What you said was a mild sexism, some form of a bias because she's just not a very good stand-up in general, and there's clearly very many good female stand-ups
and very many bad male stand-ups.
submissivelover Could you give some examples? I know a lot of bad male stand-ups, but also a lot of good ones, but I only know one good female stand-up, Tig Notaro.
High Koots The only female comedian I really like is Morgan Murphy, Tig Notaro is funny too though.
At what age do you think it would be inappropriate to think of Madonna sexually? She's 56 now. How many years of fantasies of being with her do I have left?
***** She'll still be attractive after she stops breathing. For natural causes, I mean. Not if she gets mauled by a lion or something, then fuck that.
lamosos considering she's a Leo, the quintessential Leo in fact....it'd be quite poetic for her to be mauled by a lion. lol
Master Superblaster Something tells me you might even have one in mind.
nyckid10 As many as you want.
InsideOutBH
Nahhh. .she was more attractive in 05-07 than 01-04
Come on ... This is excellent, Humor is about intelligence - I think she overestimated the intelligence of the audience with the did you know Warhol joke - that is friggin'' funny on so many levels...
what is the level Warhol works on,?? I loved this by the way.
+She DMontford I do not understand the Andy joke. Please explain if you want to. Because he is old,way back in the day?
+fairybits Bingo! Because Warhol died in the 80s and was at his most prolific in the 60s/70s....
Well said
this is so awkward and painful to watch but somehow it's also hilarious lol i don't understand what's hapeneing here.... lmao
+firebaby7 I've been a Madonna fan since 1983, so this is hard for me to admit, but Madonna's narcissistic personality disorder has never been more evident than it has been the past couple years. Here, she plays not to the audience, but to herself. Some of these jokes could have been a bit funny IF she would have set up the scenario so everyone would be on the same page. Instead, she assumes everyone knows she was friends with Andy Warhol and that she collects (very expensive) art by many of the masters. However, the worst "joke" of all was the one about asking her son (who is only 14 years old) if he has any friends she can date. In essence, she is making a joke about her potentially being a pedophile. Now I'm pretty sure Madonna is not a pedophile. However, that joke and her others really needed to be properly vetted. Instead of that, couldn't she have made a "Jesus, Mary & Joseph!" joke based on Jesus Luz - a 20-something model she dated a few years back? Granted, this too would be a bad joke, but it doesn't evoke the same level of "Ewwww" that dating one of her 14 year old son's friends does.
Madonna herself knows she's a narcissist and has even sung about it. There is no treatment for it. For a narcissist, it is impossible to truly grasp her role together with the concerns & needs of others. In her world, everyone else lives to elevate & improve Madonna's life, including her children. She thinks NOTHING of exploiting people. I read recently that her 2 youngest came to greet her at a rehearsal, they both first kissed her HAND before giving her a hug & kiss on the cheek! In her documentary, "I'm Going to Tell You a Secret," while on tour, Madonna, Rocco, and Lola were looking at their new hotel room, Madonna asked 4 year old Rocco, "Who is the Queen?" He responded in a repetitive, trained way, "You, you, you!" I find these behaviors cult-like brainwashing of the children. If you look closely at some of the pictures of them together (especially at the airport and many Malawi pictures), many, many times she is smiling or pretending to look away but her children often look miserable. With her fans, she rarely signs autographs or takes pictures/selfies with fans. She expects everyone to be standing & dancing at her concerts, leaving handicapped fans in few available seats, typically in the nosebleed sections (none of the floor seats are listed as handicapped).It seems she can't appreciate that someone clapping/tapping/humming along may have come very far in their own lives and this is the way they can enjoy the show. More able fans who do get seats right around the stage get called MF-ers, b*tches, etc, and these are people who paid hundreds if not thousands of dollars for her concert tickets + tourbooks/t-shirts/etc.
Even her attempts at being altruistic come apart. We almost never hear anything about her Ray of Light charity which really seems as a tax saving vehicle on her part, and I think all her die-hard fans know about her Malawi debacle. What ever happened to her "Art for Freedom" endeavor? The website hasn't been updated for more than a year. In these examples, the most successful charity is ROL, and that's mainly because being used as a tax shelter, she benefits directly. With the other 2, she doesn't benefit herself much at all - thereby these charities do not receive more of her input and undivided attention.
All in all, Madonna's formula for success hasn't changed. Everything from writing & producing an album (often "borrowing" or rather being "inspired" by someone else's music, so much so only a few words/lyrics are changed to truly make such songs legally "her own") /to forming some sort of theme to her albums/ to creating her spectacular concerts with detailed costumes and varied mixes of her songs/ to the rather small amount of promotions she has typically done for all her albums after 1985 - she has more or less followed these general patterns to great financial success & fame. It is her audience who has changed. Everything from aging & evolving of her fans to changing tastes in music, financial limitations of being able to afford her concert tickets, and improved knowledge via the internet about how many people she used and tossed away over the years - people are getting tired of the world & gospel according to Madonna. Her efforts at helping others seem disingenuous at best. Earlier this year when she was being criticized about uploading other famous individuals with the same leather string around their faces she was using to promote Rebel Heart, she was quick to throw her fans under the bus, saying they are the ones who made the "art". She didn't take responsibility for using these images to promote her own album & doesn't see this as a conflict of interest or in bad taste.I wonder if she knows the term cultural appropriation? It's increasingly obvious she views others as a means to an end - people to whom she can sell more albums & tickets in order to make her more money. It doesn't really matter how - via traditional sales of albums/tickets/memorabilia, or now via Tidal, where she expects a 75% royalty on every 3-4 minute song & video version she has ever done. That's pretty rich because many of her songs were hits between 10-30 years ago. Must be nice to still make money on work you did 10-20-30 + years ago. Yet, to crawl up onto a table to sign a contract demanding more money from fans for old music is just inviting criticism. For every criticism she has faced over the past few weeks - what does she do? She uploads some picture & comment on instagram, sometimes 2 - then if the criticism continues, she starts to upload new pictures of her children - IMO using her children in a way to diffuse the situation. This may be the biggest insult of all - using her own children to deflect criticism on her social media accounts in an effort to control what and when people discuss about her. Complete covert manipulation of others; typically at their expense in order to enrich herself and make her come out of every situation smelling like roses (or in her case, gardenias). At this point, she appears much more desperate than innovative or fresh. I miss the truly confident, inspired artist who seemed to stand for love, freedom, and acceptance of others.
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Plus, how can you be such a devoted fan with someone you don't like?
My comment deals with observations of narcissistic personality disorder with many specifics as it relates to Madonna over time.
These observations do not relate to my ability to be a devoted fan. In fact, many people that have narcissistic personality disorder are well loved, in part, because they tend to be very entertaining. But life is so much more than entertainment.
mrbrockpeters I hate Sara Silverman she's disgusting in her Joe's,I don't find them funny at all so yes I'll agree with you lol
I expected this to be awkward and off-putting, but she was strangely endearing and relatable here.
I expected this to be awkward and off-putting and I found it to be both awkward and off-putting.
@@kylesmith5668 good for you, now make your way out!😃😃💣💥
She's so full of energy and fresh. She DOES act her age, the age she feels and lives at coupled with the experience and wisdom of the physical age.
This the first time I've seen Madonna emote like a genuine human being.
Still funnier than Jimmy Fallon.
+MindMeme Whhaaattt?? No way
Parker Queenan Maybe I'm just a Fallon H8er.
+MindMeme indeed, Fallon is just a a scripted cokehead who only got one talent. Hes the best guy on earth to make a fake laugh sound and look like a fake laugh.
Mac Gruber
The worst is when he always laughed at the camera on SNL.
I have no idea how anyone could consider him talented after all those fuck-ups.
But then again, SNL is all about fuck-ups.
fuk fakejimmy
her outfit is amazing
She herself is amazing omg I'm a HUGE fan of Madonna
Tareq Gaga
well lets see how gaga is gonna do at the american horror show i m very happy she s gonna slaye it
7madonna7 +Tareq Gaga I dont know if you two are being serious, but its so nice to see Madonna and Gaga fan be friendly to each other...
heroina24
lol
7madonna7 Her outfit is ridiculous! She thinks she is still 20 trying to impress a young audience?...
The worst comments about Madonna comes from young girls .... And they will be in thier 50 someday ... Sure they´ll change their opinion about age soon
Oh yes, because all people who don't like Madonna have to be jealous of her fame and good looks because they're just a little girl, right?
haha if you dont like Madonna may be you could spend your time in something that you really like ... not here
TheArsenalgooner .. .. so what? Who cares ?
John Smith hahaha jealous ?? She is just an entretanner with a good carrera
***** boys acting like litle girls hahaha
I recently started stand up comedy myself and was told it is one of the hardest things to do in the entertainment industry. I kind of half believed it until I saw this video. Madonna struggled with it. FREAKING MADONNA?!??! Who has umpteen platinum records and sold out tours all day every day?
She had difficulty with it? Either she is very good at pretending to struggle with stand up comedy or my fear of crashing and burning in standup comedy just got bigger.
Her joke about what she asked her son was good. I actually took a class to learn how to be a stand up comic and the teacher would always say "timing is everything" I saw evidence of that in this clip. It wasn't that her jokes were good or bad it was that you could tell she was ridiculously nervous. The audience can tell when you don't have confidence in yourself or are worried a joke isn't going to go over well you have to sell it to yourself before you can sell it to the audience. These are all things that I am sure Madonna knows when she performs her music. This was so eye opening for me to see.
Good point. 😎👏
I LOVE her fierceness!! She's never been afraid to try out new things and risk to fail and be judged by others. That particular characteristic is exactly made her successful in the first place and kept her in the game for DECADES! Not many artists managed to stay relevant for decades.
Not the worst routine I've ever heard. If she actually was ever scheduled to do standup and plan out her lines and everything, she'd be pretty decent.
Pierce Whitney The Fanboyism is high on this one.......Horrific
gixer121121 Really... You think I'm a Madonna fanboy?
Pierce Whitney Well I cant be certain, but I cant think of any other reason for anyone to defend that embarrassing attempt at ''comedy''.That was not improv, those lines were planned out.
gixer121121 I'm not a Madonna fanboy, that was pretty ignorant of you to say. Even if her lines were planned out, she was still most likely nervous. Give her a break, dude.
Pierce Whitney No nerves still would'nt have made those jokes any better. Anyway, no big deal, later
Her front teeth are having a middle school dance where all the boys are on one side and the girls are on the other.
***** We're gonna need a surgeon coach
***** Nice one! lol
***** highly misogynistic wah wah! stop with this over sensitivity!
That was so bad that it was actually sooo good 😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing, but not because of the jokes... Love you Madonna! Thank God you are a successful pop icon
looks aren't everything. at least she had the guts to get up there and do something shes never done before I don't see any of u haters getting up there and doing what she just did. Madonna is amazing
+Kailei Navarro Preach!! I think with practice and planning she would be awesome!!
She needs to host SNL again.
You guys are missing the sarcasm in her jokes.
I was loving this, i was lucky enough to be in the audience to see Madonna do her comedy skit, and perform! it was an incredible experience. she is such an amazing artist, and can do it all. No one gets in her way of her dreams. shes gotten to where she is today because she believes in herself and shows her fans they can do it too. I think most people today don't like to take any risks and like to 'conform to the ideals of society', shes a true rebel heart. doing what makes her feel happy, and accomplishing so much in the process. she should be so proud of herself. a true icon and legend and staying true to herself, always since day one. its not a secret, its just about being fearless
She sucked, let's face it! But I loved the fact that anyway she tried to do it, I think that is exactly why she has been so successful and why she is such an inspiration, because successful people is not afraid to try something new even if they fail, it was awesome, at least for me, to watch someone as pro as Madonna get nervous by doing something new to her.
I loved watching this!
+Andres Molina It wasn't terrible, needs polish and gusto. if she put as much into stand-up as she did performing her songs it'd have been better.
Kudos to this great woman. She has managed to stay relevant for more than 30 years and she is still up to the top every time she releases a new album and brakes records every time she goes on tour. I may not agree with everything she does or says and I may not like all of her songs but I definitely think she is unique as an artist. It's funny how she still intimidates so many people because she doesn't adjust to the misogynistic and ageist standard that women beyond their fifties have no place in showbiz and should act certain way while men have a free pass to whatever they want as long as they have power and money.
That was pretty good for a firs-timer! I can actually see her doing stand-up in the future :) Go get 'em Madonna!
I found this funny. Reminded me of when I used to crack jokes that no one found funny and I would be like 'That's funny though, right?' This video made me smile. I think she had an amazing sense of humour. 😂
Coming from a guy that thinks Dave Chappelle is greater than any comic ever, i think she did pretty good. A for her effort for she gave me smiles.
Coming from a gal who thinks BILL BURR is FAR greater than any comedian ever - I would have to agree with you. Doing stand up cannot be an easy thing to do by any means - she looked cute as hell up there and had great energy! :) :) :) --- I just wanted the opportunity to say how much I love Bill Burr.... :)
Madonna can still get it from me..32 year old guy here :)
geor1717 "Madonna can still get it from me..32 year old guy here :) " Isn't that a bit over-the-hill, though? O;-)
Too old for Madonna...
way too old, like she said, she likes 15 year olds.
Its so bad its good
It surprised me just how fearless she is. After all these years, I finally have a good reason to respect her.
Madonna:
Q: why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To blow up the White House
She looks fucking A M A Z I N G
+00Mindi00 - Its called steroids and botox.
+Clariccy Jones corticosteroids. Not androgenic
Man, how can she be so hot at 56?
***** she works out 2 hrs/day and eats a very spartan diet. Oh, and tons of plastic surgery and Botox. ;-)
+calisongbird She's never gotten plastic surgery but she did say she's gotten botox.
Madonna at 56 or any age is still hot and attractive because she takes incredible care of herself for starters , she has always been considered hot , she is constantly changing her look so that she is not considered stale And if you every really notice , it's something inside her that fuels her ambition like a jet engine on fire , plus she can hire only the best experts on food and health . She has been on a constant high since she started out in the early 80's and when you are that famous and constantly evolving it's contagious and she seems to radiate wherever she goes . Madonna is a star , whether a person wants to admit it or not , if they might think she is boring or a bad singer , she is a shining star 🌟 , there probably won't ever be anyone like her again with the way the music industry is changing with the internet and streaming and stolen music online .
negge um no. Botox is a series of injections classified as a simple in office cosmetic procedure with no recovery time. Plastic surgery is when they cut things up, pull them tight n staple/sew them back together. Lots of recovery.
It doesn't matter am i sad or worried about something.. Madonna always makes me smile 😍 True queen💕
"Did you know Andy Warhol?" seems like a perfectly reasonable question to ask Madonna.
She did exactly what every comedian does: She spoke from her own experiences in a light-hearted tone, proving even adults do or say silly things! How could you mistake Da Vinci for Picasso? haha
I can't help myself from smiling when she's so happy like that. FUNNY!
Perfection. I love how she isn't afraid to take risks.
Maybe she should
Even with the self-esteem that Madonna has, that takes balls. No one is funny the first time. The hardest move is to just get up there, the next move which is even harder, is to stay up there and pay your dues.
She is so inspiring and she's showing that you don't have to be perfect to be the king or queen
The transitions between jokes could use some work, the stories were very entertaining and relatable! She seemed a little nervous, but that's okay! I believe there is potental with this!
Lucas Marquez "I believe there is potental with this!" Actually, Madonna's been doing excellent "stand up comedy" during her tours for 30 years. She was acting "nervous" in this on purpose. ;-)
Jeremy Crum "This was improv. She could do much better with some time to write material and practice it." It wasn't really improv, it was planned out (just like the interviews and "banter" on all of these shows - they don't "wing it"). She was acting "awkward" on purpose. ;-)
Check out Madonna's tour videos (especially recordings of the Girlie Show and Blond Ambition) - she's a master at "improv" comedy. LOL It's not like she hasn't had a little bit of experience getting up in front of large crowds and making them laugh ;-)
Jeremy Crum improv my fucking ass, the whole interview is scripted pretty much never mind her stand up routine
Lucas Marquez Yes, so relatable... Using her Andy Warhol collection as part of her material.....
gixer121121 "Yes, so relatable... Using her Andy Warhol collection as part of her material....." Good job - you were able to identify the joke!
Madonna you did a great job!! 💖 This was awesome to see you having fun on the stage and you're funny for sure ! 😅
She actually knew Warhol... Did you know that? Warhol ever did a painting of her... A little piece of trivia...
Adriano Bulla Yeah, she knew him. He was at her wedding to Sean Penn, not invited even, just because Keith Haring took him.
Loo Eli Why does it not surprise me that he went uninvited? O well, two huge historical figures were meant to meet.
Andy Warhol was Keith Haring's plus1? It would surprise me greatly if this DIDN'T happen to Madonna.
She knows she's not going to get good reactions but at least she has the confidence to try something out of her comfort zone. She was obviously joking when she said she was a "closet comedian" for the brainless trolls out there. I doubt any of you would be willing to stand on stage doing something you're not familiar with.
I agree; the balls on her... I think I'll take notes. ;)
This is Vogon Poetry.
The Rocco joke could have been funnier with *context*. Even though she doesn't look it, she's old as fuarck, for all we know, Rocco is 30 goddamn years old.
TokyoKazama 15 actually.
TokyoKazama ah ah yeah she's definitely doesn't look it. Rocco is 15 years old!!
Rocco is 15 and shes 56
Roco is Her son
I really don't care that much guys.
I was just making a point about her routine.
3:15 Yes, Madonna did met Andy Warhol.
In the pre-Madonna phase (77-81) M had a group friends - Andy Warhol, Keith Haring & Jean-Michel Basquiat - shared an untraditional lifestyle on New York's underground dance clubs: The Mudd Club, Paradise Garage, Club 57.
M's Sean Penn marriage (85) had guests like Tom Cruise, Cher, Christopher Walken, Carrie Fisher, Andy Warhol, Keith Haring.
why don't comedy central roast Madonna next?
who watches that shit
Clariccy millions I believe.
I suspect she might be a poor sport about it.
Celia Shen, she probably wouldn't agree to do it tbh.
I absolutely love Madonna. But I think I worked out why she wears those gold grills on teeth. So that when she chews the scenary on her next acting job, she has someone else to blame.
This was so brilliant and endearing!
Haters will never get it tho.
I love this woman. xo
She is the greatest thing
StefanDot Yes, with a dark crucifix in the middle.
The jokes were horrible, but the stumbling and stammering was endearing, actually.
Yuk, I found that to be worse than the bad jokes. It's was fake stumbling and stammering
LMFAOOO im done, this was a cute attempt, she was so nervous haha
"IT'S FUNNY!" ... Does not make the joke funny.
Joshua Lowe I don't think that was the idea. It's in the delivery. And context.
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Yeah. Observing subtle nuances is obviously not your thing.
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Oh God, you're one to talk. #boringsocksoff
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Fucksake, stop @ me Your first post was dumb and your first response super dumb. Go post @ cardboard or something.
ChaChinnngK ''Observing subtle nuances''.................Is that what you saw?.......Wow , you have it really bad.
Madonna the Comedian.. Never Again.
That was fantastic! I'd like to see more :)
This really hurts
Madonna is 56 years old.. She don't look a day over 30..
This is fascinating. This is no spontaneous act. Madonna has always been a pioneer in reinventing or promoting herself and here she is being intentionally bad to endear herself to potential and past estranged fans. "Look! She's not a washed-up old star in a billion dollar ice palace! She's personable and not perfect and self-deprecating!" Bieber kind of did this with that Comedy Central roast. I guess the publicists have a new tool to use.
SCOTOMA videos Yeah. Like Modonna is spontaneous. Geez.
Oh my glob 😂 I've never seen Madonna so nervous before lol
Comedy Central's next roast victim:
M a d o n n a
She's inspiring and empowering... she puts no limits on herself and I LOVE that!
This was really special!
I feel better about my standup act, now.
the asking asking her son joke was actually really funny and made me giggle for minutes!
I don't know why people don't like her, she'sssss so cool and cute. That's why I fucking love her!!! MADONNA IS LOVE!
That grill has got to go.
This is so sweet and pure.
It is awesome to see her doing something that she enjoys, I love it when people can take time to just be themselves. She wasn't doing it to please anyone, she was doing it because it is something she seems to enjoy. I know its could not have been easy for her to do it. knowing her personality it probably took a ton of guts for her to do that and I applaud her for it. She is known to be a perfectionist and for her to just get out and have fun for once is awesome.
she is so nervous and real that made me really like her!!
Things like this make her different and that's why she's the most successful female artist ever, cause she's different. She's amazing!
What people don’t seem to realise about this is that she, unlike any other comedian that appears on the show, didn’t prepare her jokes at all, so no wonder the they were a bit poor. Taking that into account, she actually didn’t do half bad
Admitting your jokes aren't funny doesn't make them funny...
Also, at 2:18, that was one of the most over the top fake laughs I've ever seen.