Audio Highlights commentary by Noel Gallagher. Compiled by a huge Oasis Fan / noeloasisquotes To watch the full version of the time flies dvd, purchase this at www.amazon.co.uk/Oasis-Time-Fl...
"Who's Sally?" "I don't what you-what the fuck you're talking about." "Is that what you're singing, 'So Sally can wait'?" "No it isn't. But it fucking is now. Nice one."
ROTFLMAO. Noel Gallagher has to be the most hilarious, self-aware "rock star" ever. Not many celebs are willing to sit around and take the piss out of themselves - and he nailed it.
"That video won an award for the most black and white british video ever. That wasn't an actual record playing by the way and he's not a real clown." Jesus, that was hilariously brutal xD
I love the fact that Noel doesnt take himself or Oasis that seriously thats part of what makes them so appealing working class guys who made the best of their big chance
He does TRY though because he tells LIES all the time. Like THIS story about Sally Cinnamon is TOTALLY different to the story he told somewhere else. The OTHER story (Which one if ANY are true I've no idea) went as such (Paraphrasing): "Someone came up to me and said is it Sally Cinnamon? And I said no it's not but I fucking wish I'd thought of that I could have milked that story for years!" Noel does this a LOT mate. Lies about stories. Makes new versions up etc. Probably makes stories up completely from nothing too. Listen out for it now you know mate! Liam does too a BIT but it's more "innocent", if you will, as he knows that we know he's just lying to cover himself up most of the time rather than making up stories and shit or trying to be funny or witty or whatever. He's more a kid lying "No I didn't do that, this is how it fucking went, man" (It never went like that! 🤣)
I see why they didn't do it with Liam commentary, It would just be: "oi! this a fockin good tune this!" "wonder if i still have that parka?" "Aven’t I still got them glasses somewhere?" "oh yea noel sung this one didn he?" "focken biblical man, good times man, d’ya know whaimean?”
I have to agree with Noel on this one. Oasis really do have really bad music videos. Almost all of them are just 16mm camera randomness edited to the music plus some coloring effects.
@@davidjames579the best music videos directors ever to me are David Fincher ( Nine Inch Nails- Marilyn Manson...) Marty Callner (Aerosmith) and Floria Sigismondi ( David Bowie - Bjork- Marilyn Manson - The White Stripes)
“”Can you do that but again, this time with a bit more energy in your eyes?”” “To this day I’ve no idea what he meant. Do you want me to stare at you like a serial killer?”
I’m sure the one for shock of the lightning was: "Is this some sort of LSD trip with all these colours n shite?!?!" “The drummer isn’t in this to play his solo, do ya know why? I sacked him! Hahaha” “This one is ferocious! Almost belongs on Definitely Maybe... oh no wait it doesn’t, drummer never would of been able to play it”
"Is that a man, with legs made of sausages? That's got nothing to do with this song!"
LOL!
“Wait, are they masturbating those sausages? That’s fucking suspect, that is”.
"See that? I'm not actually having a shave. That's acting, that is".
Debonaire Nerd, Thats Method Acting Man!!!! He Emersed him self in the role of Noel Gallagher!!!! lol
@@eddysandland58 I hear Daniel Day Lewis has asked Noel for lessons.
"I loved that guitar solo. I did it all by myself."
minutes please
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'what the....why do they end up in hospital? And who's is that helmet? Was she on the bike? Hang on a minute....that's a bit fuckin mad that one' XD
That wee bit o commentary fi Noel absolutely nailed me too mate,..funny as fuck man!
6:05
"That video won an award... for most black and white British video ever."
“Look how pissed I am there”
"I want my money back for this, that's fooking disgraceful"
Prince Charles is like "yes, bloody marvellous group"
"Who's Sally?"
"I don't what you-what the fuck you're talking about."
"Is that what you're singing, 'So Sally can wait'?"
"No it isn't. But it fucking is now. Nice one."
ROTFLMAO. Noel Gallagher has to be the most hilarious, self-aware "rock star" ever. Not many celebs are willing to sit around and take the piss out of themselves - and he nailed it.
"That video won an award for the most black and white british video ever. That wasn't an actual record playing by the way and he's not a real clown."
Jesus, that was hilariously brutal xD
Noel's commentary on All Around The World is the best bit. I die every time I see it.
+joe murrell me too! haha that part when he talks about the man with sausage legs
That's a bit fucking suspect innit
"Robbie Williams based his whole career on this song, that's what I fucking hate about it".
I love how he starts repeatedly reacting with indignation. "I know for a FACT that's got nothing to do with the song!!" Lol
I could hardly breathe first time I heard "Is that a man with legs made of sausages!? That's not real!"
"I'm not actually having a shave there. That's acting." XD
Noel: 'Who wears flip flops to an Oasis gig?'. LMFAO.
"bonehead looks like he's going to the bookies
I love the fact that Noel doesnt take himself or Oasis that seriously thats part of what makes them so appealing working class guys who made the best of their big chance
"Alan looks like he's going skiing." priceless
"...and Our Kid has just come back off maneuvers in fucking the Outer Hebrides somewhere!"
He's the funniest rockstar without even trying. Genius
i know over 1,000 comedians, he's funnier than the vast majority
The things he says are definitely funny
Nah Liam is
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He does TRY though because he tells LIES all the time. Like THIS story about Sally Cinnamon is TOTALLY different to the story he told somewhere else. The OTHER story (Which one if ANY are true I've no idea) went as such (Paraphrasing):
"Someone came up to me and said is it Sally Cinnamon? And I said no it's not but I fucking wish I'd thought of that I could have milked that story for years!"
Noel does this a LOT mate. Lies about stories. Makes new versions up etc. Probably makes stories up completely from nothing too. Listen out for it now you know mate! Liam does too a BIT but it's more "innocent", if you will, as he knows that we know he's just lying to cover himself up most of the time rather than making up stories and shit or trying to be funny or witty or whatever. He's more a kid lying "No I didn't do that, this is how it fucking went, man" (It never went like that! 🤣)
Simple as...Noel G is one of the funniest fuckers on the planet. Peace.
I see why they didn't do it with Liam commentary, It would just be:
"oi! this a fockin good tune this!"
"wonder if i still have that parka?"
"Aven’t I still got them glasses somewhere?"
"oh yea noel sung this one didn he?"
"focken biblical man, good times man, d’ya know whaimean?”
LOL
He did the two songs that he wrote (songbird and I'm outta time) and this description is apt
Still a top man though you know what I mean
Bro you are acting as if that isn't exactly what I want
Know what you mean
" our kid looks as if he's just come off manoeuvres in the fookin outer Hebrides!!!" ahahaha. Brilliant!
@Alexis Gonzalez Liam looks like he returned from military exercises in a Scottish archipelago
I love how he hasn't watched half of these videos himself and doesn't know the meaning behind any of them. Just makes it even more hilarious!
‘Nonsense’
- Noel Gallagher
"That's not an actual record player, really and he's not a real clown,"
Nearly spit out my damn coffee haha
"She's covered herself. She's got matches. This is only gonna end in fucking tears, this is." That line doesn't get enough love in these comments.
"The size of Boneheads shirt!
That's fuckin' insane."
"You just randomly suggest nonsense and people go film it" Noel encapsulates music videos.
hahahahaha "Its like they're making Apocalypse Now"!...haha
Paul Weller's greatest moments:
5. Start!
4. In The City
3. That's Entertainment
2. Town Called Malice
1. Apocalypse Yesterday
sir, i believe the correct title is "Fuckin Apocalypse Yesterday"
Noel confused by the ¨stand by me¨ video is pure comedy gold.
"That she bought from a fuckin' garage?" ..."That defines nonsense!"
"That's not petrol that's holy water"
"What that she bought from a garage" 😂
"Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real!" -- Spinal Tap
Karl Pilkington and Noel would be hilarious together!
OH GOD THE MANC CAPACITY
nunpucks It's like listening to Karl doing the commentary!
@@peter3deckwizard your right hes not got comedic qualities but that y hes funny cus what he says is funny without him trying
peter3deckwizard seems you’re pretty ignorant sir
@@peter3deckwizard aye ok mate
(About the Oasis Tour) "and if you go on it, don't fucking mither my mam." Hahahah, love it
"They are celebrating the end of oasis" that made me laugh so much even though it's sad lol
This could well be the greatest video on TH-cam
You can’t beat Noel’s commentary’s.
*impersonating American* “Can you just do that agaiiin?”
The most entertaining 20 minutes i have spent in quite a while.
I actually really like Sunday Morning Call. I thought it's brilliant.
"I think it's on the oasis tour. There's tour that goes round Manchester........its very sad"
"If you go on it, don't mither my mum please". ♡
Weller "apocalypse yesterday"🥂😎
"It wasn't petrol, it was holy water"
"that's weird tho-a skeleton drinking milk." I love this man lol
Even though I love Sunday Morning Call, I did enjoy Noel's absolute disdain for it 😂
I'm off to my local garage for a can of holy water after seeing this.
Chocolabtastic Smith Someone’s having a fucking laugh
"I'll 'ave a packet of Revels and half a tank of holy water, please, cheers mate"
"Apocalypse yesterday" hahahahahahahaha
NOEL IS SO FUCKING COOL love him
‘That video won an award. For most black and white British video ever.’
His anticipation for sunday puking call gets me everytime😂
....." A man with legs made of sausages"
charliebadger I die laughing everytime i watch that part. "That's not real!" Haha
I have to agree with Noel on this one. Oasis really do have really bad music videos. Almost all of them are just 16mm camera randomness edited to the music plus some coloring effects.
Directors didn't know what to do with them. Should have got Michel Gondry. He would have made amazing art videos without them in it.
Suppose it’s part of the charm innit
Some of them are okay. Most of these are amazingly amateur, though. Reminds me of the classroom screening after the music video module in film school.
@@davidjames579the best music videos directors ever to me are David Fincher ( Nine Inch Nails- Marilyn Manson...) Marty Callner (Aerosmith) and Floria Sigismondi ( David Bowie - Bjork- Marilyn Manson - The White Stripes)
this gave me a huge laugh on a really boring day
This has gotta be the most honest and funniest DVD commentary ever :)
I keep accidentally finding oasis treasures like this video and I'm ever so grateful
Noel loves “Falling down”: that makes me so happy to hear him say. I love it too and yes, it absolutely was the best song he’d written in years.
That album is absolutely terrible
@@ck1643 No one mentions the album and yet that’s what you feel the need to comment on?
@WorkingTitleDG well it is a terrible album. Falling down is just alright as far as a tune is concerned
"Can you just do that again?" In an American accent 🤣🤣🤣 I cried laughing
“”Can you do that but again, this time with a bit more energy in your eyes?””
“To this day I’ve no idea what he meant. Do you want me to stare at you like a serial killer?”
'who wears flip-flops to an Oasis gig?'
*raises hand*
and I deeply regretted it after Lyla :)
PedanticGaming I was at his HFB show on Sunday in Toronto. He called someone out for wearing flip-flops and it was awesome.
Noel is hilarious. I can listen to him speak about anything. Doesn’t matter. He makes everything funny.
“Is this real? Is this a real video?”
Falling down is one of my fav tunes of Noels. Glad he bigged it up.
One of the best commentaries ever...LOL. Never takes himself too seriously..
Apocalypse Yesterday
"Maybe the motorbike is off to the radio station to tell them 'Stop this is shit'" Class
I come back to these videos for a good laugh, thank you Noel.. Good god lolllll
"It wasn't petrol, it was Holy Water" can be easily a name of an instrumental song.
His utter fucking disdain for music videos is first class comedy.
"When shit happens, shit is fuckin happening"
In other words....deal with it.
Great line.
"If you need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real."
Noel Gallagher is the funniest bloke in history.
noel is the karl pilkington of music
''Ah I fuckin hate this next tune'' LOL
"If you needed 4 guys to walk in slow motion, we were the fookin group" 😄
This is comedy gold right here
my favorite one: "only one word, in fact it's not even a word, more like a sound effect, it goes fucking ca-ching thank you very much"
Noel Gallagher looking back at Oasis music videos with regret for 20 minutes straight
he could make the entire video on All around the world.
Getzel Gallagher nice to see you over here Nic, legend
you're a legend too mate
“load of fucking nonsense that is”
"Hang on, is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not fucking real!" Funniest shit
absolutely love his commentary on the stand by me video
I'm not actually having a shave there, acting
The girl from Falling Down is in Peaky Blinders
this is my favourite youtube video ever!
I’m sure the one for shock of the lightning was:
"Is this some sort of LSD trip with all these colours n shite?!?!"
“The drummer isn’t in this to play his solo, do ya know why? I sacked him! Hahaha”
“This one is ferocious! Almost belongs on Definitely Maybe... oh no wait it doesn’t, drummer never would of been able to play it”
Was there an actual commentary for it?
Can people keep talking about Live Forever? I don't think half as many people give that song enough credit for it being on Definitely Maybe.
This is legendary!!!!
I'm dying. This is gold!
That supposed to be a spaceship takin off... It looks like a lot of scaffolding sinking
I die every time
I was at the Sheffield arena gig where don’t look back in anger was debuted!!
This guy is hilarious.
I watch this occasionally because it always gives me a grin. Noel can’t help being funny. I don’t think he even has to try.
Noel is so fookin cool.
Shut up kid...you dont know what being cool is.
*****
Thats what you want to do to Noel
+msanm5 fuck off
hayizmehs shut up kid
hayizmehs Someone who thinks Noel is cool for this video is just a CHILD, and you are too.
Don't think he could of said it any better regarding the first and the last Oasis singles, what a distance that band has travelled, Live Forever.
What do you think of Leona Lewis covering your song?
Fookin' kerching! Thank you very much!
"And Liam came up and said 'who's Sally?' And I was like 'I don't know what the fuck your talking about'" 😂
Best shit ever!
Noel you beauty. Hey Don't Look Back In Anger is still such an iconic video and tune. Good times .
I remember where I was when that came out.
Looking back, I didn’t know it then of course, it was the high point of my life.
Imagine Noel being your Dad and watching telly with him. "That's not real! This is fuckin nonsense!"
Noel Gallagher..Legend