a dramatic reading of my concerning old diary
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ค. 2022
- hello axolots of youtube,
today I bring you reading time with Faline for #entertainment. In this edition, we will be revisiting my childhood filled with curiosity, innocence and a good amount of concerning narrating.
My throat feels less on fire now so that is amazing news, hope the rest of you stay sick free as well (or I will sneeze on you and you can join me)
Stay safe
Eat socks - บันเทิง
Who else had a huge diary of a wimpy kid phase
yo
me
me
me
i hope you get better :(
At one point, everyone has been inspired to keep a diary but miserably failed after 2 pages.
Yep
I only got into the habit of Journaling because for a few months in school my English teacher made us write weekly lol
I just never tried since one of my friends mothers secretly read their diary every day…
yeah now I just draw in it
I feel called out
I had a huge dork diaries phase in third grade and tried to keep a diary, but I altered what actually happened as to be dramatic and made up scenarios entirely
Greg Heffley? Is that you??
I had a huuuuugggggeeeeeee dork diaries and diary of. A wimpy kid phase form like 3rd grade all the way to 6th grade. I tried so hard to keep a diary but I never had time and my hand would hurt so bad if I wrote for too long 😂
Omg same??? I wanted to be nikki so bad that it literally made me delusional for like 2 years of my elementary era. Thank god I grew out of it lol
Lmfao same
@@randomfrog6966 frr. i would write shit like "squeee!!! (cute guy) talked to me today. he is so cute!"
"MY NIPLES ARE GROWING!" I was laughing so hard
lol especially the way she read it
😩😩
the fact that faline still acts the same as how she did 8 years ago
@camille vasquez 🤓
Yahh
She is a QUEEN~
facts
Yes but that's a mood~ don't you think?
A literary masterpiece.
OH MY GOD TEARDROP
NAUURR CUZ i literally used to do this 😭
@@annnnxh FELLOW AUSSIE
(continue on next page)
@@annnnxh NAURRRR
The “wah. Tragedy. Sniff.” part always makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch it
7 months later, and I still die laughing every time I see it
Tragerdy*
@@theeasianwarrior alright, you got me there lol
timestamp rn!!
@@t4ylor_hfjONE 6:10
The “YOU WERE ALWAYS A ATHEIST!” and “CLENCH YOUR A- CHEEKS RIGHT NOW” had me dying 😂
Can you tell the timestamp for it?
@@17ilopmuah8:02 and 9:30
And also, just before she says "YOU WERE ALWAYS AN ATHEIST!" she says that she thought the heart was a sign from God 😅
Faline's lack of terrorizing children on Roblox has taken a toll on her health, so she's reflecting on the child she was with this diary.
She should've continued making kids cry. Now she "got fucking edged by the big C" 😔
Im miss her traumatising children 😭
@1min ago Oh wOw a DrInK
@@unicornplayzroblox2987 okay but that came our so wrong 💀💀
Bruh don't joke about trauma
I had dozens of books which I labeled as my 'diary' but just ended up being filled with fanfictions-
lmao this sends me
Thats better than a diary
@@aqua1675 agreed
I would like to read that. For uh, RESEARCH PURPOSES! :D
@@susan-sane4545 trust me you don't want to-
Ok but her 10 year old writing is beautiful. When i was around that age my writing looks like how a 4 year old would write.
* cries for no reason again *
Ur lucky, I have doctor’s handwriting 😢 i can’t even read anything i wrote 😂
My handwriting still looks like a 4 years olds writing 🥲
same here gurl 😔😔😔
I’m 15 and my hand writing still looks like 4 year old hand writing
@@paigepatterson3384 same lol
Faline San has to be one of the funniest people on the internet on god
Faline: "I'm not publishing this."
Also Faline: *" I SHOULD PUBLISH THIS. "*
1.1k and one comment?
@@Lovedokja4life I forgot that I wrote this comment- I-
@@Lovedokja4life 3 now :)
@@eee6495 it’s 2022 why are you stuttering over text
@@eee6495 like girl finish your goddamn sentence you have all the time in the world, it’s the internet not a timed essay
Faline sounds like a grandma telling stories to her grandchildrens in her last minutes 😭😭
😂😭😭
😂😭😭😭✌
That isn't funny since that's how my friend's grandma died
@@inayaaalolz rip ur friends grandma
@@inayaaalolz this is sarcasm
No one’s gonna talk about her cute handwriting and how she explains her expressions by drawing them😂😭😭
Tysm for 500 likes 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
And the hearts she found for Isabella
@@noodlesandwich2945 ikr😭
yea! jsyk they use they/he pronouns!
@@pooookiebear actually he goes by any pronouns, he just prefers he/him
I spat out my cereal laughing atleast 2,463 times watching this. truly amazing
how were you spitting out your cereal every 0.004 seconds
“Isabella… passed away. Actually she froze to death.” was one hell of a sentence 🤣🤣
i actually choked on my water it was hilarious
💀💀✋
Literally
Gotta be rude but *respectfully*
I died from laughter when she said it but remembered that's how my turtle died-
I love how she’s so casual about everything and yet it feels so deep
I had covid before too
@Ayoto 🅥 bro ik you rickrolling me im not gonna fall on this trap
@@VerbenaIDK yes it is
@@Himakshians1310 oh so they made a bot just to span rickroll everywhere?
fuck then whoever they are
yo whay are you everywhere?
5:17 THE POKING AT THE SIDES OF THE STOMACH IS SO RELATABLE 😭😭😭
lmfao "Dear Diary,i would like to get the power to get bitches" genius
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
your diary entry about your pet rabbit dying is truly a literary masterpiece because it takes the reader on an emotional journey through the 5 stages of grief. perfection.
sob
I actually felt like crying hearing that entry :’)
my teardrop
I fr cried made me think abt spending more time w my pets
I never had a diary phase, but I did go through a huge birdwatching phase. I wrote down the species, sex, location, everything, of each bird I saw that day, with accompanying illustrations. This went on for about a month. I was seven.
I was later diagnosed with autism.
😭😭😭😭
SFHGJJGJHAFSJHSDLKJH THAT'S INCREDIBLE LMAOOO I went through a birdwatching phase when I was a child but definitely didn't go that far into it, I think my special interest at the time was Harry Potter instead of birds but I did want to be a professional birdwatcher or something. /gen
SO based
@Venosa that emoji can also mean laughing :D
This is the story of my fucking life dude
I find it funny how there was an advertisement at 4:30 about therapy and then after the ad is Faline's past self being dark... To say the least
The fact the she was crying bc a kid was poking her made her cry BUT NOT THE BUNNY DYING 😂
To be honest, the “My niples” and the aggressive “YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AN ATHIEST” parts were what really got me laughing.
is she? ;v;
@@dontdocannibalism why wouldn't she be?
@@dontdocannibalism dont assume religion
the teardrops part were my favorites lmao
they were just so stupidly random
^ teardrop
@@NumberOneRatedSaIesman1997 but it isn't a religion, it's the opposite
The reading of “my niples are growing” just made my entire ribcage collapse
same
Tip: Hit '2' to return to that exact point
ARE YOU OK???
It’s been 4 months I want to know
ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS ANY UPDATE ON YO RIBCAGE
Its been 5 months u ok
literally read a page of a manga while listening to this.
at 7:10 she read out "its all my fault" at the same time i read the same thing in the manga.
coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!
Faline crying over her childhood trauma made me feel sorry for her :(
Editing: 10/10
Spelling: 10/10
Drawing: 10/10
Emotion: 10/10
Overall: 40/10
Edit: i fixed it. now stfu
@JJ Shorts 🅥 Why are there so many of the freaking bots in Faline's comments section?!
50*
@@nxnightmare6501 40*
@@IDontKnowWhatImDoingWithLife oh lol
well you see, not to be that person but it's actually 40/10
Can we appreciate how neat young Falines handwriting was?
Like even my handwriting right now could be mistaken as a bar code for a coupon.
My writing can summon demons when slightly misread. It looks like a deranged cult leader scrawling a manifesto beforw drinking Doctor Pepper and butane.
@@notoriousgoblin83 Relatable.
My writing hasn't changed since second class. Actually if you looked at my writing when I was eight it would probably look better than it is now
30% DISCOUNT BABYY
my teachers sometimes can’t grade my tests bc they don’t know what numbers i put down so y’all better calm down 😭😭
This video for real had me in tears
Can we take a moment of appreciation for Faline for posting while sick?
I'm studying for college test (admission / entrance exam) and this was the funniest break I've taken throughout the day loll thanks
Good luck on ur exam!!
Goodluck!!
@@wolftron4074 thank youu!
Good luck with the exam!!! U will do great because u deserve it!!! And ur smart!!
Good luck on your exam!
same, i would write down every single detail of every day when i was child. now i am too lazy for it. it was entertaining though I MISS MY CHILDHOOD
Yeahh I too wrote for almost two months (skipping somedays) and I lost that diary and two years later that thing showed up one day and fun fact I had my first crush during the comeback of the diary AND!! i shared everything that my crush did on that diary OMG!! And now that I read that diary it’s very overwhelming my god!!😂😭
Same. 13 filled journals later, and now I can't be bothered to write anymore lol
Same man. I'd write shit like: "This beautiful morning on April 25th at 7:23 I woke up. I got up, walked in front of the door, opened it, then closed it from the outside". The amount of UNNECESSARY details omg, like chill Shakespeare 💀💀💀
@@saranikolovska540 "i walked in front of the door" lol 😭😭 i was like that too
2:01 when this happened to me I thought I had cancer 😭😭
omg- like i have a lump in one side of my chest, and i was like do i have cancer?! and it hurt, but now it doesn't hurt anymore and i realised im growing _NIPLES_
@@pebblewolfz1340 YO SAME
When I was in third grade it happened and we went to the doctor because we thought I had cancer or something
@@weird_art_kid loll, there's also a tiny lump on one side and a bigger on the other 😭
Omg same, I was crying I thought there was a parasite in my chest because it was hurting so badly
😭✋️
omg same because they grew one at a time 😭
“Today, after school I felt that there was a weird ‘fElLinG’ in my chest-OmG! My NipLes aRe gRowinG! 🤠”
REAL
The emojis are everything 🤠
"Now I may not be able to do simple things such as *breathing properly* and *regulating my body temperature homeostasis manner* " ah yes completely normal
m.th-cam.com/video/xvFZjo5PgG0/w-d-xo.html finally its here
Well it wouldn't be normal to not do these things
8:59 what i find hilarious is that little her wrote "believe" correctly but she pronounced it in a mocking manner as if it was wrong 😭
Yeaaa I do that too I think because the handwriting stinks 😭
I noticed that too lol had to do a double take
I noticed that too 😭
@@mouhiazecksame 😭
POV : The teacher tells you to read what you wrote
Me : 6:35
Young Fal “ISABELLA I MISS YOU!”
Also young Fal: “my teardrop”
---> 💧
DYING at the empty pages minus one word. Such a little kid move. So cute.
wdym "little kid move"? I legit do that my science notes
@@coffeewfelix do you just put the word "nothing" on a page tho
@@coffeewfelix NO WHAT SAME KAJJSUSJSJ
@@imamistakebro heeyyy lets go😂😅
@@stirpiano no I put random syllables that are satisfying to draw. Such as "gablakakgh", or "ptfblpcft"
Thank God exams are next week
the feelings she's portraying change mid sentence 😂
one second she's like "my pet died :("
and then go "well too bad time to go play with my sock string"
"Big badongkas" OMG THIS WAS SO MAJESTIC🎉
BYE THIS ACTUALLY GOT ME ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER
When I was younger I saw how my older sister had a diary where she actually would write poems. Guess what, I copied her and I wrote half a page... the page was tiny as hell.
You couldnt even write one full page damm
@@NuMaiStiu69 HONESTLY WHO CAN THO-😭🖐🏼
@@NuMaiStiu69 It just felt so weird that I felt so cringey so i stopped
9:38 THIS REMINDED ME THAT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, MY DAD WAS DEMOLISHING THE BASEMENT AND REDOING IT, AND MY BROTHER HAD LIKE HIT ME OR SOMETHING, I WAS SOOOO MAD THAT I TOOK A PIECE OF THE DRYWALL WE WERE GONNA THROW AWAY, AND WROTE SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "Shut the fahuk up *brothers name.* I Fahuking hate you!" and then my parents found it and I got in trouble.
Lol
HAHAHAHHA
Dang thats so metal 😭
fahuk
"BuT mY sTuPiD bRoThEr" so relatable 🤣🤣🤣
5:32 I feel so bad for you tho it’s sad when you cry 😭
8:23 BRUH SHE CALLED HER PET HER ONLY FAMILY MEMBER BRUHH
you just made me remember the diary i had when i was 10 years old, i can assure you i was horribly emo, i read it like, 3 weeks ago and i will never forget the entry where i was talking about how i felt nobody cared about me and i was, and i quote: "a lonely water drop that nobody cares about".... God, i was so emo.
God, you were so emo
Same I can't bear to reread my old diaries, I just die of cringe and hate myself even more 💀🖐️
God, you were so emo
@@Three_cheers_for_Onyx same
Every once in a while I would dedicate myself to a new diary, and then I would reread it and die of embarrassment, and then start a new one. The cycle repeats.
I remember having a diary I got from girl scouts or something that said paws off, I don't know where it is now but I can only remember writing about a crush I had in school. The thing is I didn't actually have a crush, my friends at school just asked me if I had one and I said yes because they did. I didn't really go through a diary phase but a HUGE wolf phase and emo phase-
6:44 is my fav part. I laughed so hard that I re-watched this video so many times I can't even count 😂
seeing the title makes me think of all the diaries ive written and how my mom would read it and write a response to things that i wrote about like its some kind of counselling session 😭
thanks to that i havent written a diary for 10 years.
thanks mom ✨
Ouch 😭
OH GOD 😭
Omg 😭
NOOOO!😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bruh, I would write in my diary... And then I would WILLINGLY read it to my GRANDMA.
Did we all point at our teardrops when we wrote diaries as kids?
Omg glad I am not the only one
i started writing my diary when i was 7 because i was obsessed with nikki maxwell (dork diaries)
AH YES THE DORK DIARIES
“Isabella PASSED AWAY! No, acually she froze to death”
(Sorry for the passing but how you read it was funny)
GOT ME ROLLING
My old diary was literally just me explaining the personalities of all my favorite toys, complaining about life, talking about wanting to change my last name and move far away from my family, and how much I liked cursive for some reason. And we can’t forget about the iconic stick figures every kid draws pretending to be professional
I love how throughout the entire video your eyes are constantly focussing in the wrong place
My vision was doubled and my braincells were subtracted
@Noot Noot 🅥 finally it's here
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
11:08
Get a pillow
Get a blanket
Put the pillow down
Cover yourself with the blanket
Keep dreaming
“BiG bAdOnKaS” that’s hilarious for me
3:11 life goes 🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅
excuse me.. you missed an 🧅
@@Air_ispoope ah yes thank you
7:40
yes. it was a sign from i.
0:39
“i may not be doing simple things right now, such as breathing properly”
me: you’re wearing a mask
8:35 - PRETTY PRETTY- a good english person's mind rn: pretty pretty petty
not a hate comment! ur vids r so funny btw faline!
8:01
"You are an Atheist, You have always been an Atheist what are you Talking abou-"
-Faline San
10:05
I THOUGHT THE EXCLAMATION MARK WAS AN “S” AFTER BALL😦😦
💀
I have a dork diary phase for SO LONG, when I found out they had dork diaries in my school library, you have no idea how shocked I was
what she wrote about in her "art of puberty" area happened to me at 7 lol
7!!? DAMN that’s young
ehhh@@beanshroom.
7:55 "You're AN ATHEIST!" That made me laugh more than it should have 🤣🤣🤣
4:59 not me having a fever and crying along with her the whole time
2:07 OKAY I THINK I NEED A SECOND TO BREATHE
honestly being emotionally fragile due to illness to the point that you're crying over being poked by your friend in elementary school is too relatable
9:31 why did i actually clench them
LMAOO 💀
STOP BUT SO DID I BC I ALWAYS DO WHAT PPL SAY-
@@ughisla LMAOO
JAIJNZIJNAINOUA 😭
I WAS LOOKING AT THE TIMED COMMENTS AND I JUST SCROLLED UP AND SAW THAT OUT OF CONTEXT 😭😭😭😭😭
4:45 I RELATE TO THIS SO MUCH. In fact, TOO MUCH. I was the only kid who knew how to use a keyboard and this girl would always team up with me so I could do ALL the work AND SHE ALSO KEPT NAGGING ME TO TYPE FASTER AND POKED ME IN THE STOMACH LIKE--
3:15 i used to play with the string in sock too 😭✨
Also me lol 😂
3:30 me with my last braincells when my sanity has left the chat
this is the type of content we cant survive without
"This will take a long time (and 2 pages)"
Ah, her sense of humor was the same even then.
Would you guys stop nothing is here besides a comment
6:10 that was the most monotone "WAHHH!" I have ever heard lmao
𝕃𝕠𝕝 𝕗𝕣 😂
no but the teardrop thing...
I did that when I was 7 💀
Get well soon, Faline! Your very hardworking!Even when you are sick you took time and film and edit videos just for us to see. Thank you so much for you hardwork and keep on going! Get well soon!
Edit: Omg 100 likes?! TYSM!!!
Whats finally here?
@@Kazeisdead theyre bots
@@BEOM6YU yea
Mhm mhm, childhood diary content strengthens the immune system
Thats exactly how i used to write MY diary 😭💀
This was nostalgically nice 👌
6:49 I like how the “waaa” and “boo hoo” sounds effects are meant to add emotion but it just makes it seem like they’re mocking the bunny’s death
2:39 “and that’s a- that’s a crying emoticon cause I’m an artist” 👌
I just reread my old diary some days ago, and ngl I LITERALLY FORGOT about most of the things that happened with me only 4 years ago lmao. It felt so funny and I laughed sm too!
lol same here
Sameeeee lol
Same lol
I’m not gay Greg” got me laughing 🤣
"OMG! My niples are growing!" IM DYING 😭
Pretty much most of us girls had that one phase of dork diaries and we wanted to become like Nikki 🤡
still going through it 😭
@@mitiskixx damn did not know you would reply to me after *8 months*
For me it was doawk and big nate
[𝓨𝓾𝓻𝓲 - C u r i] so true, that was me like six yrs ago 💀
i memorized her handwriting to make mine like her and i used to say things like "SUPS ADORBS"
I had at least _one_ physical diary, but I eventually started writing on my notes app
And my sister read it, very cool( • ▽ • )
Holy shit I cried laughing @ *_"MY NIPLES ARE GROWING"_*
people reading dairies is the worst thing that can happen i swear-
@@imamistakebro That's one thing
THE NEXT BALLSY THING ONE CAN DO IS RECITE ONE OF THE PAGES TO THE DIARY OWNER'S FACE (I'M STILL SALTY👹)
@@happyflower5877 NO SHIT I-
@@happyflower5877 whAT no way im so sorry TF HOW CAN THE DO THAT IM SCREAMING IN SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT SHITJKKSJSE
My sisters read my physical diary when i was 10
“Because… I like attention.. EHEHEH” I mean at least your being honest and funny- 😂
7:21 me when I get the test paper back and got the answer wrong
I love how the writing gets so much more descriptive on the pages about Isabella then, on the next day, young Faline immediately goes back to insulting people
I don't know why I found this surprising but Faline holds her book in a way that flips you off 10:25
Now I can't unsee--- thanks for the information, I will feel good about flipping my brother off when I'm reading :D
8:25 HELP I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER THIS FOR SOME POCKET SERIES APP AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS
“ ‘i want you to make a promise to me… never live a *sad* life as a lonely *NOBODY.* OK, OK, mommy’s going to sleep now’ alex’s mom *DIED* that da-“
CRYING 😭😭
MY NAME IS ALEX-
I GOT AN AD FOR GENSHIN IMPACT
5:09 BY FAR the best part of the video 💀
I was too rebellious to have a ”diary”
So I just had a notebook where I wrote my thoughts/what happened in a day and called it my “random journal”
O-o
Yeah.. I was in denial
I did that too 😅😂
"random journal"
Greg Hefley: same
im in denial but this is me
And here we see Faline's anime backstory; look at that character development, truly extraordinary
I’m dying bro- “My NiPlEs aRe gRowIng”
i love how she had no filter😭😭😭