I found the BOOK I wrote when I was a KID (very intense)
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HELLO AXOLOTS for today's episode, we venture into the world of literature once again. Now I show many skills, like a chameleon I adapt to my surroundings and perfect all the trades. Did you know that I single handedly created the Eifel Tower and invented atoms? Well while I wasn't busy doing that, I was spreading the word of elementary school drama in the form of microsoft word Comic Sans for your #entertainment
pls enjoy are you team mary or team will
--Faline Sauthor
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I totally ship Milly. I know Wary is supposed to be cannon, but I just can’t bring myself to like it and, I mean, did you see how Max looked at Willy when he was getting yelled at by the principal? I just think Wary is too forced and Milly seems more natural. (This is a joke omg I’m so sorry for typing this)
I LOVE THIS.
petition to make part 3, to get the milly storyline hehehe
NO BC ACTUALLY SAME
We ship
REALL
This was a pretty good and well constructed story, especially at 10 years old. So good that the decision to print it in Comic Sans _might_ be forgiven
i'm a comic sans apologist for life
WHAT DO YOU MEAN! COMIC SANS IS LIFE /hj
Yeah.. I'll forgive it. But only this time. Do the rest of y'all agree?
I like comic sans…
COMIC SANS SOLOS
Faline has more talents than barbie
Okay, now this is a compliment
fr i agree
faline is a barbie /j
@@hj.podcastttt yesss, faline is barbie and ken at the same time cuz he is just slay like that
@@Pixx-fs5dh exactly lol
4:15 the mandarin teacher being called Mr. Washington absolutely destroyed me, I laughed so hard my dog started barking.
I once tried to write a book (never finished it) and there was teacher (who was also Principal's wife 💀) called Elizabeth Queen 💀 (i don't remember her actual name but that's how she called herself)
@@RaincloudUA_Warriors_CatsGUSHADJEHSJDB I CANT-
YOUR DOG SPEAKS CHINESE?
HWAHYHKNGTHON??2)???????
@@RaincloudUA_Warriors_CatsHEKLEP
cant believe faline invented the art of reading and writinf as a child. everyone praise him (please let me out)
btw this comment is inspired by another one on falines "i read my old fanfictions from when i was 12" video
by teriiyakii (@teriberi)
we've been stuck in the basement for months now
Him?
@@heyangel28yes ❤
faline really can do it all - an author, a douyin makeup artist, a cook, an AI, and many more!
DONALD TRUMP?
@its.astro.good idea! thanks!
Bro thought prison was for one day only! He MAD!
AI HELP
Why is ur profile of Donald Trump?
The fact that faline has a book titled "Willy BangeR" just completes my life.
@Heluvvabosswhy did I get tricked by this..
@Heluvvaboss are you a bot
I feel a Rick roll@Heluvvaboss
i am the willy bangeR
The R 💀💀💀
one of the first books I wrote impressed a bunch of my seniors.
The reason?
I USED THE WORD AVALANCHE AND NONE OF THEM KNEW WHAT IT MEANT💀
LMAO
Damn, those seniors didn't have a very wide vocabulary, did they lol
HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT 😭💀
I find it important to ask which definition of "senior" you are using.
@@isavenewspapers8890I was in 5th-6th grade, they were 7th graders
I wrote a vampire/werewolf romance novel with 30 chapters when I was 11. It was poorly written and had a lot of questionable romance scenes. I then proceeded to send this to my TEACHER 😭
What was the teacher reaction?💀
@@sunrise2275 She said she liked it but that it was too long. I think she couldn't read the rest because of how awful it was...
Me with my werewolf bl wattpad fanfic 😍
@@noranizaazmi6523 I wrote one of those too 🥲
LMAO I DID THE SAME IN SIXTH GRADE. It was a vampire romance in the woods with a orange haired girl named ORANGE with petroleum blue eyes, or whatever the fuck that means. They did end up shagging coz it was raining and the best way to warm up is that apparently. I tried to explain skin to skin connection will make it warm coz their clothes was wet. Thankfully my teacher only mentioned that I can say ocean blue or red hair as a color. I was soo ashamed bro when I showed it to teacher I was feeling so artsy quirky and different.
I used to have a comic called “super magical sister friends” and in one of the “shocking twists” it turns out that the parents were actually cousins and the sister dated her long lost brother 😢
DAMN
😨
HUH💀
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Thats a twist bruh...😂
Ah yes, the most common Chinese name, *Mr.Washington*
I fucking died 💀
is that an ena profile?
@@T_BoiRUI PFP
@@paozzin NENE PFP
@@T_Boi YESSSSSS
NENE RUI AND ENA PFP
"I love to read my own books, and others as well." was the quote written on the famous publisher Faline's first book series.
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When I was 8 I was so dedicated to writing, I wrote a 63 chapter book about these slaves escaping and I was so proud of myself. It was so crap I don't know how I didn't see it before. And my mum was weirdly supportive, it kinda scared me when I was younger. (the chapters were maybe 4/5 pages long)
Help I did the exact same thing??? When I was 12 I wrote some story online about slaves escaping that somehow got popular among other 12 yr olds and my mom was so proud of me😭😭
yess around that age i loved warrior cat books and i would be writing this book about foxes and it honestly got pretty far lol and my mom was telling me i should print it and donate it to my school :") it was actually kinda decent though
63 CHAPTERS!?
@@yennis_worldomg im actually 10 and im working on a 25 chapter story on google docs its basically wings of fire and warrior cats mixed and its really good ( i think ) each chapter is a page or so
I did the math, its about 283 pages long 😭
This reminds me of a short story I wrote as a ten year old called "Hot chocolate murder" It was terrible, even more so due to the fact I wrote it based on a dream I had 💀
I wanna know what happened in your dream 💀
please bless me with your wonderful experience PLEAAASE
Well from what I remember I basically made a Hansel and Gretel knock off but instead of candy the kids get offered hot chocolate and end up running away or something when they find out the witch/murder person has a bunch of torture devices in her basement and wants to kill the kids to turn them into hot chocolate, somehow.
I was a very weird kid lol 😂
The best childhood books stemmed from the craziest, stupidest, most outlandish dreams.
@@silvernickel108 100% exactly
Everything aside, this story was an absolute BangeR and I laughed loud enough for my mom to consider seeing an exorcist :)
consider seeing an exorcist??😭
thats actually such a good line im stealing it lol
@@McScaraa omg sure (i literally don't remember commenting this tho so maybe i SHOULD see an exorcist??)
The first "book" I wrote was about a bird and a tortoise who went on adventures together and all I can remember is that there was this one chapter where they went to the beach and there was a drawing of the bird standing on the tortoises' head while they were staring into the sunset.
Can I get permission to draw this on my friend’s bday card? It just sounds so dramatic :’]
That is so cute 🥹🥹
Cute
THAT'S SO CUTE AW
when i was in forth grade i wrote a book with my friend called "buff family" and it was basically about a really athletic family. there was a lot of lore. we never finished it bc the teachers at our school banned shared docs. we were going to make a movie and thought we'd become famous 💀💀💀
That sounds cool tbh
No but that’s actually a really good idea
What was the lore?
@@BarryB_Benson the buff family and the muscle family were 2 different famous families but amelia buff and steve muscles fell in love. amelia’s kid was lauren a 14 year old and steve’s kid was 6 year old twins noah and joan. lauren was mad that steve and her mom were getting married as she still missed her old father who passed away when she was younger. they basically get into all sorts of shenanigans throughout the book, lauren finally accepted that she is part of the buff family near the end of the book. there was also a subplot of a girl getting sold on ebay 😋😋
@@katiebird89 ngl i would read that it sound amazing
10:31 That "plate who ran away with the spoon" is a reference to a nursery rhyme Faline. Its called "Hey Diddle Diddle"
15:30 "~𝐌𝐀𝐗 𝐓𝐔𝐋𝐔𝐋𝐀~"
I laughed so hard i turned into a cocoon 😭
how do u do that font?
i did the same thing for an assignment in like 3rd grade omfg i made a whole ass book abt two cub bears who didn't hibernate during winter 💀💀💀
That sounds kinda interesting
Can I buy the book your wrote? Sorry it sounds interesting 😭
It actually sounds pretty interesting. I wanna read it
@Mika2cool4u I JUST WROTE ABT WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND THEY WERE GETTING INTO SHIT W OTHER ANIMALS 💀💀💀
@@Neverlet.bangtango pretty sure my parents threw it away it was short anyways like 15 pages 😭
0:06 *we all know that’s not true.*
Agreed
faline would be the best mother/father ever frfr
he’d be both at the same time and he’d slay at it fr
parent
Kind of reminds me of the time I wrote Angry Birds fanfiction in a notebook when I was like 10. Time travel was involved and it went in all sorts of places.
HUH??? explain OP. I demand an explanation. And where do I read this?
faline has evolved many stages… but nothing could prepare me for the shakespearen level gorgeous jaw dropping tear shaking book
I believe that everybody had a point in their childhood where they thought they were going to be a famous author
15:44 “You can’t sign other people’s papers,” Mr Ryan said calmly
How does Faline go from depressed to narcissistic?
EDIT: 770 likes! Thanks
actually same.
relatable
its that 3am confidence
@Kittycute357why, if it isn't a bot!
its the pipeline tbh, i went thru it too [still depressed, cant run from that diagnosis, but now im full of myself too]
cant believe max and willy had a “that broken hand was the best thing that ever happened to you” moment, young faline was literally way beyond their time
When did this happen…. *I have to know*
LETTERS, FANFICS, NOW BOOKS?? FALINE IS EVOLVING
We gotta appreciate that Faline used the iconic Elmore Junior High cafeteria for the lunch scene, truly no better cafeteria to use for this scene
ARTIST ALPHAMALE AND WRITER??? WE GOT A REAL WATTPAD MAN HERE FOLKS 🥺
@Heluvvabosshu indeed
The fact it’s in comic sans makes it 100x more beautiful
Fal achieving another talent,story writer. What else can fal be…
Faline should remake this story to her recent art / writing way
I am a hundred percent sure that Faline has even made a movie in his childhood. *Real Talent*
Not 10 year old faline outdoing George Orwell, I don't see y'all fav youtubers doing that 😍
We love a multitalented king 😍
i misread this as “we love a mutilated king” 😭
12:41 “the worst he could say is no”
4:57 hmmmmmmmmmmmm well a sweetshop could be a sweatshop
Faline is more diverse than any other TH-camr I watch daily and yet is the most underrated one 😭
This writing is TOP Tier
I remember drawing comics when I was in SJKC and they were cringe af. (I wonder what was going through my mind when I thought it was a good idea to make them.)
I have like 10 books now :)
“I hate people with glasses”
*proceeds to push glasses up*
Faline did this at 10 YEARS OLD???? When I was ten I was eating grass and crying because I accidentally ate a bug with it.
9:06 "ill let you go" made me evaporate
10:47 The poem is just like 👍🙏👏 istg idk what to say im flabbergasted
I would read your entire biography
Plot twist- Past Faline knew that she would need content for her channel in the future due to her being a genius she realized the only way was to use her lyrical genius.
Faline never fails to be funny, no matter the context. What a king 👑
Jeff Kinney has been real quiet since this dropped
Great drawing and the main character of adding more detail to be in school when they are studying and working on a class project
Honestly tho, you should become a writer one day! All your stories from your childhood has been amazing and entertaining!
I love the TAWOG backgrounds
when i was little i wrote a story about a minecraft championship where two duos (and one solo) had to find diamonds by going through different worlds. lets just say that.... i never finished it. and it made no sense
i also wrote a biography about Galileo which is pretty cool
Now this is a work of art
I was thinking she should upload today and BOOM there she is~
Faline San prefers the pronouns, he/him btw
@@Vivyelnn_0102 oh sorry
@@BTSARMY-dc5th It's alright :) Faline is okay with both nouns but prefers he/him, it's a common mistake so don't take it in seriousness
The part about Willy and Benny fighting was based on Big Nate (young Faline probably did that intentionally.) As the whole ''Best friends break up and when bully is bullying best friend main guy fights bully to reconnect friendship'' thing was in ''Big Nate Flips Out'' and when Willy said ''So much for teacher to the rescue'' it was a direct quote from Big Nate Flips Out.
1:27 Willy bangeRRRRRRRRRRRRRR😂😂😂
The fact that this is practically the plot of “mi xiao quan”
I love small Falines writing so i'm exited
future me was this good
yes
Omg r u Mary from the story? What do u think about willy's confession?
When the world needed him the most, he returned
Willy wouldve rizzed me up with that poem fr 🔥🔥
i laughed so hard at 7:47 cuz 'farasi' means horse in my language, so 'Mr Farasi' means 'Mr Horse' 😭
Faline is coming for Barbie's resume with the amount of jobs he's covered on his channel
10:23 you know young Faline San had rizz
Love this video coming out around the same time i got my results for a script i wrote. Really making me doubt my writing after reading such a masterpiece
10:13 willy having more rizz than the entirety of the boys at my school combined
Faline was indeed a wattpad writer at heart from the start
Damn that Max and Willer Bromance was BANGER
11:04 I don’t know if yalls schools also do this but yeah teachers won’t let you go unless you’ve finished working at mine
You know it's a good day when faline posts
This is a beautiful story faliene I love the drama in the story!
I’m eleven and I’m writing a book where the villain’s name was stolen from a joke video about middle schoolers writing books
"Willie Banger is a character role-played by Kerse. Willie Banger is an Intern for Los Santos Medical Group."
DANG WILLY IS GOING PLACES
That book was so hilarious! Definitely make a part 2 if you find the first book. I also write chapter books since I was 4 and still write them till now. I write both chapter books and comics and apI have let my friends read them too. I’m 13 now and I’m something like an artist thingy. I create posters for school projects and outside sch as well.
Your content is really fun to watch, keep it up :D
Faline is too talented for us to feast our eyes on their creations, therefore I will be sparing myself from hearing of this written masterpiece.
The fact that you have the confident to do this- FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE TO SEE. That is just- wow.
idk if i would be worried or proud if i had a child like faline
I was kinda thinking that your Tina character and Gina from Big Nate were similar- including names- and then you brought up the pink slips thing and it all fit together LOL
I remember one time in my language arts journal I was writing a long term epic about superheroes. I remember a specific page with a robot character chopping away grass and another walking behind the robot but for some reason I drew the other person in the exact stance of the Virgin from the Virgin vs. Chad meme and I don't think it was even a thing when I made it, so that's funny to look back on
The book honestly isn't too bad, especially since you made it when you were a kid. Using your modern talents, you could probably cook up something good based on this story. If you find first book, I'd watch a video about it. 👍
Dude, the intro was so slay
A genius at work
This is so relatable. I remember doing something similar as a kid. I was also interested in psychology, writing and drawing.
18:07 YOOO I HAVE THAT EXACT SWEATER! I know because of the heart patterns on the sweater!! >
2:12 “ she’s wearing glasses I hate people who wear glasses” meanwhile himself he has glasses on😂
*she
*herself
@@xxguberxxxxx faline prefers he/him but he accepts being called other pronouns, so herself, himself, she, he is right
Me who wears THE FLIPING NEARLY [possibility] EXACT SAME GLASSES AS HIM:👁👄👁😭😭
I remember i used to be obsessed with Shopkins as a little kid. One night, when i was 7, i made a weird shopkins book where one of the characters has a crush on another. I remember it was called "Papa Pretzel has a crush on Gabriella Grape". I brought it to school the following day and showed it to everyone _(fortunately no one laughed at me lmao)_ but for SOME REASON, i thought it was a good idea to show it to my teacher. She got upset at me for writing a book about crushes. I think she said "NO! NO MORE CRUSHES!!!" and the class just went silent for 20 minutes.
To this day, i have never seen that book. It's just a mere image in my mind now.
"no more crushes" that's stupid your teacher was stupid
I have been writing stories since primary 4 till now. Some I don’t dare share because people might judge me
When I was 9 I thought I would be a famous actor and would cry hysterically in my room to practice my emotions when acting
9:45 is it bad that i immediately knew it was scurried?
10:04
NOT ME HAVING DEJA VU WHEN FALINE READ THE LINE ABOUT FRIENSHIP CUZ MY TEACHER ASKED ME AND MY BULLIES TO BE FRIENDS.
18:49 HELP FALUNE LOOKS LIKE “BALINE”
"thats it! I'm never going to be friends with you ever again!"
-top 10 most saddest anime betrayal
9:15 AOT foreshadowing right there
Top tier gumball backgrounds 🤌
Let me make 3 things clear:
1. Faline is an absolute genius
2. Milly is the #1 best ship
3. I feel bad for Fity Lee, she doesn’t deserve that name
Am I thế only one that likes it
@@chickenman1236 ngl fity lee could be an ACTUAL book character 😭
@@lavenderphoebe wow
The artful use of comic sans truly heightens this already beautiful masterpiece of a book
1:15 OH MY GOSH I ACTUALLY GUESSED WILLY THO??? Not banger but I was close
Watch this before school sometimes, I love to rewatch this when I’m happy or just need something to laugh at!❤
16:36ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM