coming from a person that dislikes religion so much, i unfollowed so many people that converted just cause i didn’t want to see it; let that old man bite the girl in defense of the cookies. they literally see those as the BODY OF CHRIST 😭 how is it insane for him to react like he did?? even i can understand how disrespectful that is. lmao, some chatters are on one
Converts tend to be the worst about it too. I'm fine if you have your faith, that's great, we all believe in something, just don't force yours on me all the time.
@schizoposter1499 As Will explained what do you have left to do when both your hands are needed and someone is trying to take something sacred from your religion ? He didn't eat her... he didn't even Mike Tyson her he bite her to make her leave that's far from savage it's a very contained reaction to the highest level of disrespect.
The orca sinking boats thing happened in Europe. The clip of body slamming orca is New Zealand. Orcas also have never killed a human in the wild. Only when they are in captivity.
They never killed someone in the wild, in fact they even saved a bunch of people in documented instances but how often have humans bodyslammed an orca? It's a dumb as bricks idea to give something that could easily kill you the idea that you are attacking it. The best analogy is probably hitting a tank with a heavy hammer. It's noticeable and the crew might think they're under attack, if they actually observe what's happening they're going to clown you for your foolishness but in a moment of uncertainty they might just drive over your dumbass and you won't live to tell the story, so why risk it? Aside from conservational questions I'd have no qualms about swimming with orcas, jumping on top of one is a different kind of stupid entirely, though.
And even the one death in captivity that Black Fish went nuts about was an accident and was litterally an unfortunate wrong place wrong time kind of thing. I've actually talked to people who were there and have connections to some of the people interviewed in Black Fish who said they took so much of what they said out of context for their own narrative. My gf works in animal conservation and animal care and has off and on for the last 8 years or so, so I've been around a lot of biologists and other experts lol.
That doesn’t mean an orca in the wild isn’t still *capable* of severely injuring or killing someone if they do something stupid and the animal feels threatened. Luckily it swam away, likely out of fear, instead. They don’t ever go out of their way to harm people, but they’re still very strong creatures. No matter where it is what they’re up to, it’s insanely dumb and irresponsible to do something like that to an Orca, for no reason. Or even with a reason! Jumping on wild animals is awful
The fact orcas are big aholes to everyone but humans has always fascinated me lol they literally slap rays out of the water for fun but have never killed a human except in captivity
@@Chevalier_knight yeah I was thinking that they were finally turning on us but there was recent study that concluded they're just playing with the boats and that it's mostly young males doing it lol
@@Sup-jz2ow That study also concludes that conservation efforts are causing their food to become more abundant, easier to find, leading to more free time for the young ones to take up the hobby. I hope they go back to the less damaging fad of dead salmon hats soon.
@Chevalier_knight that's because of the noise pollution though. Dolphins have been doing similar things. There has been such an increase in massive yachts and cruise ships that it's causing a lot of issues for sea mamals and other species who rely on echolocation.
the county sold it too!!! not to mention all the boats that technically are crossing private property to go under the bridge, the bridge that would also make it difficult to build a concrete pad like all the other house lmao,, fucking stupid building farther on the water for the sake of property value and capitalism, the state is already sinking as is 😂😂
Yeah when you buy property it goes down under the ground so far and up into the air so far, and you own everything between those extremes. That’s how people get paid by oil companies who want to mine for the oil and natural gas under their property.
Apparently it’s just a fun hobby that they’ve started taking up due to conservation efforts giving them more free time. It’s basically the same as when they play volleyball with seals or try to launch things at birds.
Hearing Warren Armstrong at 9:05 made me tripple take cause why in the hell is my local news station being broadcast to the beautiful viewers of Neff News?
Just to add more context to the priest thing. Communion is something earned by becoming a member of the church, and if you haven’t gone through the process of that, they can deny you communion if they really want to
as someone who grew up hella catholic but is absolutely not religious now, I _fully_ agree with what will was saying. communion is a massive part of the service (there's a reason I had to go thru confirmation after baptism - it's a thing) I'll absolutely respect the faiths of others even though I don't believe in them.
For the communion waffer story, you NEED to ask Ted Nivison about his recent story at a church. They talk about it on one of his recent Chuckle Sandwich eps.
whoever in the chat said "they don't even taste good, I'm confused" hAH oml - couldn't agree more - why would you even _want_ to steal the sacrament, they taste like stale air with a bit of flour lol
I'm glad there are rules and regulations for wildlife. don't just take 72 of anythint from nature without proper education. the fine was ridiculous but at least the judge reduced it to a more appropriate amount.
yeah, I get that 72 clams is a lot. THAT BEING SAID, IT'S _CLEARLY_ KIDS. like bro, hello??? this isn't some nefarious clam theft ring, it's kids that thought seashells were cool (which is all kids btw. _all_ kids think seashells are cool.) like a warning is fair. taking the clams back is fair, bUT THAT FINE??? HELLO???
I mean it's a very contained reaction to someone disrespecting your faith inside of a church, stealing and trespassing as she was previously kicked out the same day... The priest can't drop the ciborium so all he has left is his mouth... Mike Tyson took an ear for less than that just saying.
Seeing a property for $100k amongst houses worth $1m would be a big red flag. No sympathy at all.
Also the realtor should loose her license, how do you not at least check the parcel map?
@@evknightfulI think he bought it then had the realtor show up
1 million is generous too probably more like 2-3 mil lmao
she got a tattoo of a scallop, not a clam. she still does not know what a clam looks like.
maybe $90,000 fine wasn't such a bad idea after all
I had to laugh at the idea of 72 clams. 72 clams ?! 72????!
A chatter called the wafers “jeezits” lol
LMAO
Gods wafers lmao I was dying at that story
coming from a person that dislikes religion so much, i unfollowed so many people that converted just cause i didn’t want to see it; let that old man bite the girl in defense of the cookies. they literally see those as the BODY OF CHRIST 😭 how is it insane for him to react like he did?? even i can understand how disrespectful that is. lmao, some chatters are on one
Converts tend to be the worst about it too. I'm fine if you have your faith, that's great, we all believe in something, just don't force yours on me all the time.
@schizoposter1499 As Will explained what do you have left to do when both your hands are needed and someone is trying to take something sacred from your religion ? He didn't eat her... he didn't even Mike Tyson her he bite her to make her leave that's far from savage it's a very contained reaction to the highest level of disrespect.
Fair play Ben Shapiro, we mocked you with jokes about Aquaman. But you were right all along.
The orca sinking boats thing happened in Europe. The clip of body slamming orca is New Zealand.
Orcas also have never killed a human in the wild. Only when they are in captivity.
They never killed someone in the wild, in fact they even saved a bunch of people in documented instances but how often have humans bodyslammed an orca? It's a dumb as bricks idea to give something that could easily kill you the idea that you are attacking it. The best analogy is probably hitting a tank with a heavy hammer. It's noticeable and the crew might think they're under attack, if they actually observe what's happening they're going to clown you for your foolishness but in a moment of uncertainty they might just drive over your dumbass and you won't live to tell the story, so why risk it?
Aside from conservational questions I'd have no qualms about swimming with orcas, jumping on top of one is a different kind of stupid entirely, though.
And even the one death in captivity that Black Fish went nuts about was an accident and was litterally an unfortunate wrong place wrong time kind of thing. I've actually talked to people who were there and have connections to some of the people interviewed in Black Fish who said they took so much of what they said out of context for their own narrative. My gf works in animal conservation and animal care and has off and on for the last 8 years or so, so I've been around a lot of biologists and other experts lol.
That doesn’t mean an orca in the wild isn’t still *capable* of severely injuring or killing someone if they do something stupid and the animal feels threatened. Luckily it swam away, likely out of fear, instead. They don’t ever go out of their way to harm people, but they’re still very strong creatures.
No matter where it is what they’re up to, it’s insanely dumb and irresponsible to do something like that to an Orca, for no reason. Or even with a reason! Jumping on wild animals is awful
Always look at a property before you buy it
We love neff news around here
I didn’t know how common communion wafer stories were first Ted Nevison and now this
Yeah, can't believe Ted tried to grab that bag of cookies at his Aunt's funeral. No second eulogy and he got bitten. RIP Ted
Do you guys still like Tucker?
The fact orcas are big aholes to everyone but humans has always fascinated me lol they literally slap rays out of the water for fun but have never killed a human except in captivity
They have started to hunt and destroy boats and they have older ones going around teaching others how to do it safly
@@Chevalier_knight yeah I was thinking that they were finally turning on us but there was recent study that concluded they're just playing with the boats and that it's mostly young males doing it lol
@@Sup-jz2ow That study also concludes that conservation efforts are causing their food to become more abundant, easier to find, leading to more free time for the young ones to take up the hobby. I hope they go back to the less damaging fad of dead salmon hats soon.
@Chevalier_knight that's because of the noise pollution though. Dolphins have been doing similar things. There has been such an increase in massive yachts and cruise ships that it's causing a lot of issues for sea mamals and other species who rely on echolocation.
imagine if that woman ate all the sacraments. Would she saiyan style transform into holy spirit or overdose on jesus
Just starts glowing and floating. Gotta say, that might turn me into a believer 😂
Lmao, he bit her. 😭😭🤣🤣
It’s absolutely on him for not checking but you can sell a part of water? Like a piece of a lake?
the county sold it too!!! not to mention all the boats that technically are crossing private property to go under the bridge, the bridge that would also make it difficult to build a concrete pad like all the other house lmao,, fucking stupid building farther on the water for the sake of property value and capitalism, the state is already sinking as is 😂😂
Yeah when you buy property it goes down under the ground so far and up into the air so far, and you own everything between those extremes. That’s how people get paid by oil companies who want to mine for the oil and natural gas under their property.
The only news that’s real
I’m fully on the side of orcas against boats
Apparently it’s just a fun hobby that they’ve started taking up due to conservation efforts giving them more free time. It’s basically the same as when they play volleyball with seals or try to launch things at birds.
"SELL IT TO WHO, BEN, FUCKING AQUAMAN?!"
Of course that communion story came from Florida, and what's wild is that the priest who bit the woman isn't the craziest one in the story.
my reaction to the orca body slam was the same as Will's. jaw dropped for 30 seconds and then laughing at "completely stunned"
Hearing Warren Armstrong at 9:05 made me tripple take cause why in the hell is my local news station being broadcast to the beautiful viewers of Neff News?
That orca dude is lucky he didn't get eaten holy moly
“Even a negligent amount of diligence” is a phrase im gonna start using at work
With the clam story there should be signs up if the fine per clam is that outrageous
Just to add more context to the priest thing. Communion is something earned by becoming a member of the church, and if you haven’t gone through the process of that, they can deny you communion if they really want to
Little hats off to this video
he thought he got the deal of the century😂
I'm not one to victim blame... But like... Really?
Actually insane that a man thought he could body slam an Orca Whale 😂
For the water guy could he put a toll booth? If not maybe he wants to be the grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge.
Loving neff news network
This reminds me of that Die Form song
“Bite Of God”
An absolute Ca-clam-ity.
as someone who went to catholic school in Alameda as a child, today's upload really speaks to me. 10000/10
What happened to No Nut News? Why's there no sponsor this week?
If the clam lady got away with it you would see a rise in kids accidentally taking every clam they could
as someone who grew up hella catholic but is absolutely not religious now, I _fully_ agree with what will was saying. communion is a massive part of the service (there's a reason I had to go thru confirmation after baptism - it's a thing) I'll absolutely respect the faiths of others even though I don't believe in them.
Set up a boat toll booth for that bridge.
An RKOrca out of nowhere!?!?
For the communion waffer story, you NEED to ask Ted Nivison about his recent story at a church. They talk about it on one of his recent Chuckle Sandwich eps.
Why is a pastor able to afford buying property to flip sight unseen? TAX THE CHURCHES
put a toll under the bridge for boats and make you money back
luxury clams🙈
They better be allowed to keep the clams if they pay that much.
whoever in the chat said "they don't even taste good, I'm confused" hAH oml - couldn't agree more - why would you even _want_ to steal the sacrament, they taste like stale air with a bit of flour lol
god i love neff news
I'm never gonna see the cookie monster the same again.
They Were Actually Clams is a great 00s emo band name
All the research you did was typing something into google maps one time? Lol.
72clams?!?! they should have gave a clam
Lol thats a scallop
I would start taxing all the boat owners who go through my bridge and become a bridge troll...
You don't have to list the property is a waterway that people row through??
he can setup a toll for boats
underwater property, set up a gate, people have to pay to cross the water
It’s not actually in-front of the bridge just next to it. Boats could just sail around it.
Continueing to be Kevin P. 2.0 i love will
Mmmmmm COOKIES!!!!!!
u telling me each clam is worth over $1k??
Google maps isnt updated daily. What he sae on maps could. Have been a house nott under water
I mean I understand, because I never pronounce new words I learn correctly, but the way will pronounced "polyamorous" killed me lmao
Something bad must have happening with rat bread
$100,000 fishing spot
aquaman?
"recoup his losses"?!?!?!? hes trying to make a PROFIT lmao
first priest im actually behind
WTF are real estate agents even paid for??
I'm glad there are rules and regulations for wildlife. don't just take 72 of anythint from nature without proper education. the fine was ridiculous but at least the judge reduced it to a more appropriate amount.
don’t tell maya abt the orca story
yeah, I get that 72 clams is a lot. THAT BEING SAID, IT'S _CLEARLY_ KIDS. like bro, hello??? this isn't some nefarious clam theft ring, it's kids that thought seashells were cool (which is all kids btw. _all_ kids think seashells are cool.) like a warning is fair. taking the clams back is fair, bUT THAT FINE??? HELLO???
I'm with the Neff on this. This was so dumb
SELL THEM TO WHO? F~#$ING AGUAMAN? I guess Ben was sorta right...
new title of my memoir: "Yoshi: A Tender Non-binary Lesbian"
first guy is crooked af
Clearly that Orca was smart enough to see the man was mentally challenged.
"the owner who lives in san lorenzo and did not want to be identified"
yeah, wonder why - it's cuz he knew he was an idiot lmao
Phuqem ❤
I'm with the biting priest
Florida is what happens when proper zoning for where residential properties should be doesn't exist... So I've been told
Its an entirely man made state its basically the swamp and the sea they made land out of nothing.
It was alameda, which is in the Bay Area of California, not Florida
Fuckin love news time with Will :3
Hasan who?
As a Floridian, this is why i left the church. The priests took "the body of christ" thing too seriously. This is a joke.
Hasan better watch his back
14:16 you're not seriously defending a grown man that bite a women🤦♂️
I mean it's a very contained reaction to someone disrespecting your faith inside of a church, stealing and trespassing as she was previously kicked out the same day... The priest can't drop the ciborium so all he has left is his mouth... Mike Tyson took an ear for less than that just saying.
first view
1,222 dollars a claim holy shit.