Just imagine, it's a nice rainy Sunday, you wake up and start making drip coffee and you look out your back window and you just see four zebras chilling.
the most un believable part of that is a Washingtonian drinking drip coffe and not some deconstructed mocha latte espresso soy dipachino with agave nectre and hand airated wheat grass. I'd know, I was a Washingtonian.
@@Fleato I'm from Western PA and live in St. Louis now. Back home in yinzerland, they just got coffee pots and Def Leppard like 2 weeks ago and Missouri is just now getting drip coffee. What you said might as well have been written in Cambodian homie.
will's news segments is such a great palate cleanser. it's a great reminder that good and fun things still exist in the world. I especially love watching it when slurrpin on a nice lukewarm glass of Bird Milk
Not gonna lie a televised Daily News show hosted by Will Neff would do NUMBERS. The world didn't know (literally had no spatial awareness) of the potential they had with Will Neff on G4.
Im so glad that some of your show is streaming on demand here. I live in NY, when you start streaming in LA Im three hours ahead and usually preparing to go to bed.
I like how that lady instead of explaining to her kid that it was just bees, decided to gaslight her daughter into thinking bees are monsters and therefore monsters are real LOL
this is the news my heart needed. Also, i love animals. I know to stay away from the biggens, but if I saw a ZEBRA?!?! in the Pine Rainforests?? i might have a heartattack, or think i died
I understand lottery fraud is a crime, but is it really proportional to give them felony charges over sticking 2 pieces of paper together in an attempt to win money
the lottery scammers should have just been banned from playing ever again. maybe some community service. no need to lock them up, especially since their attempts were so pathetic.
ok look tho... daniel thrasher.. as great as he is... got a tvshow deal while our boy william nefferson is sitting here wasting these skills on twitch! someone get this guy a deal like yesterday!!
I don't get it man. How is it that I'm subscribed to you on 3 accounts and you never show up in my feed anywhere. I've watched tons of your stuff on here and on twitch, a ton of fear&(malding), and other creators that you've worked with and i get, maybe, 1 Neff recommendation for every 10 other recommendations. I even tried to game it by just leaving your stuff on in the background for hours. Closed the app, reopened, you no longer exist. I've followed you since sexy wolverine but I've rarely been delivered your content. I always have to find you myself. Who the hell did you piss off that has the power to shadow ban your whole career??
Your Joe buck impression should’ve been lazier, he only mentions what’s happening every few minutes and then just says buzzwords lol, the rest is just lazily and uncharismaticaly going through the rest of the broadcast
“They still gotta good heart, they mind messed up”
Stole his hellcat and he’s still positive. I love this dude.
will’s taking hasan’s job and IM HERE FOR IT BABY
Hasan's "job"
Neff News Network the only source of "eh I learned something at least". Brought to you by "Bird Milk", great source of calcium.
Reminds me how cow milk has been giving humans bird flu because the cows ate bird manure 😢
Just imagine, it's a nice rainy Sunday, you wake up and start making drip coffee and you look out your back window and you just see four zebras chilling.
the most un believable part of that is a Washingtonian drinking drip coffe and not some deconstructed mocha latte espresso soy dipachino with agave nectre and hand airated wheat grass.
I'd know, I was a Washingtonian.
@@Fleato I'm from Western PA and live in St. Louis now. Back home in yinzerland, they just got coffee pots and Def Leppard like 2 weeks ago and Missouri is just now getting drip coffee. What you said might as well have been written in Cambodian homie.
will's news segments is such a great palate cleanser. it's a great reminder that good and fun things still exist in the world. I especially love watching it when slurrpin on a nice lukewarm glass of Bird Milk
I need this segment every week like Jon Stewart on the daily show. This was incredible 😂
Not gonna lie a televised Daily News show hosted by Will Neff would do NUMBERS.
The world didn't know (literally had no spatial awareness) of the potential they had with Will Neff on G4.
The Zebras were in the Seattle area (North Bend/Snoqualmie) not Spokane (pronounced Spoke-ann). Yep, Twin Peaks!
I'm in Yakima and when he said Spokane I was so confused. How do they mistake Spokane, normally everything is Seattle to those outside of WA
Washington gang represent
@@ToppFic88my condolences
The couple who taped two scratchoffs together goes to jail but the peaunutbutterphile walks free. What an upside down world we live in 😔
Im so glad that some of your show is streaming on demand here. I live in NY, when you start streaming in LA Im three hours ahead and usually preparing to go to bed.
this was one of the funniest brightest ways i could’ve started my day. really need to catch your streams william
Omg the Mamma cupholder ashes happened in my town minutes from where I live. It's really common here to dedicate cars to dead loved ones.
zebra saga is INSANE
"Spo-CAN" represent!
I'm from a town in Oregon that is also called North Bend, so I got really exciteded thinking that there were Zebras running around
I like how that lady instead of explaining to her kid that it was just bees, decided to gaslight her daughter into thinking bees are monsters and therefore monsters are real LOL
from what I understand that bird is capable of imitating sounds to an uncanny level. it can even sound like R2D2.
I can’t believe he missed the part where the Jumbotron said “thanks bee guy!”
Need to do these videos at least once a week. This is such a perfect idea for Will 😂
That is not even close to the entire range of a starling’s vocal abilities, they are incredible birds
They keep trying to get the cops out to deal with the zebras, but like... what does a police officer even do when they get there? Arrest the zebra?
Fun Fact: Zebra's are black with white stripes
I mean... they'd... fit right in with the prisoners with their stripes eheheh (I'm sorry)
God bless America - the country where you insurance company can just say "nope not covering that" - and you are just F-ed! WTF! LOL
Bro twin peaks vibes with this reality is just too perfect
This is the kind of news my fragile psyche needed
I still can’t get over that that’s your real voice!! You sound one tiny pitch lower than Sebastian Bach. I’m here for it! ❤
this is the news my heart needed. Also, i love animals. I know to stay away from the biggens, but if I saw a ZEBRA?!?! in the Pine Rainforests?? i might have a heartattack, or think i died
Never watched your streams before. I'm 100% going to now this is gold
Finally, someone brave enough to talk about the REAL news brother
new hasanabi just dropped
Finally, news that I actually care about
Wtf was up with that Zebra trailer? Were they transporting them from Silent Hill?! 🤣
How do I self suck without dying?
I'm gonna make a trading card company called Bottoms and only putting out a very specific kind of card.
Don't worry. There will be a Ludwig card.
Of all the different dengue pronunciations I have heard in my life, I did not expect to hear den-gay ever.
I hope that man gets his car back. Had me in tears
I understand lottery fraud is a crime, but is it really proportional to give them felony charges over sticking 2 pieces of paper together in an attempt to win money
well will... the cops showed up quickly cause they knew the zebra was at least half black.
Will Neff is in a league of his own
Dude the beekeeper Topps card is going for like $40-$100 on ebay
bro should of said "bird milk , it gives you wings"
That kid grew up into Beeman
Finally something that’s not a short
I need more videos from you will I’m not going to lie I need more. Hungry for slop - a fan
NNN and QTC News are the best news. Also, drink Bird Milk, don't listen to Big Milk. Bird Milk is good milk.
Some dude trippin on shrooms saw a zebra and no one believed him
SlurpTheChirp 🔪🐦⬛
This video made me look up if birds have milk and I guess there are maybe 3 birds that have milk like substances for their young.
this is the real news
I appreciate this public service
fight milk is the only bird milk i drink
I loved this!! More please
I bought my last pair of shoes in the same strip mall as that lottery office. weird
the perfect pallet cleanser
i was walking on a sidewalk in poland and when i looked up a camel was walking towards me
Spokane and north bend are 300 miles apart and completely different weather and ecosystem
I miss PewNews with Gloria Burgart. Hope Will make more NeffNews.
Just picked up some bird milk thanks will
Damn Will just murdering QT in the first minute
"dudeee look at those Zebruuuuhss bruhh"
Beekeepers are the new witchers
That guy in the thumbnail looks like Pro Wrestler Kyle O'Reilly
Slurp the chirp
As an Oklahoman I’m not even surprised.
ONLY THE BEST NEWS! 😂😂
The real Ron Burgundy
God bless local news
Love ya Willy Neff
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the lottery scammers should have just been banned from playing ever again. maybe some community service. no need to lock them up, especially since their attempts were so pathetic.
Someone stole Caroline’s man!
If you got the My Girl reference. Congratulations, you are old!
These are all very old news.That peanut butter thing is from 2017 (Yes I did go searching for it lol)
I guess funny news don't happen all that often
Willy Neffersonian, bring back G4 again please
ok, Beekeeper news is great.
God this shit was hilarious fear and malding duo hitting both sides of the news just get Austin to do gay weather and we got a network
zebra peaks bro
it would be Winter Haven smh.
Best news ever
I love it
ok look tho... daniel thrasher.. as great as he is... got a tvshow deal while our boy william nefferson is sitting here wasting these skills on twitch! someone get this guy a deal like yesterday!!
Will Neff = Poppy Gloria confirmed?
CSULB baseball team are the Dirtbags
"i think it will be the number 1 story of the year" MAAM IT IS AN ELECTION YEAR/
NNN taking Hasan's and Caroline job
Bird Milk = Ptasie Mleczko
like half of this video takes place in florida lmao i hate it here
I don't get it man. How is it that I'm subscribed to you on 3 accounts and you never show up in my feed anywhere. I've watched tons of your stuff on here and on twitch, a ton of fear&(malding), and other creators that you've worked with and i get, maybe, 1 Neff recommendation for every 10 other recommendations.
I even tried to game it by just leaving your stuff on in the background for hours. Closed the app, reopened, you no longer exist.
I've followed you since sexy wolverine but I've rarely been delivered your content. I always have to find you myself. Who the hell did you piss off that has the power to shadow ban your whole career??
these zebri dude
dengue fever? more like dengay
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Yo
mama 100% died to covid Sadge
This bird is just Frogan signalling hasan/ludwig to react.
Your Joe buck impression should’ve been lazier, he only mentions what’s happening every few minutes and then just says buzzwords lol, the rest is just lazily and uncharismaticaly going through the rest of the broadcast
Hasan who?
Is Hasan the worst streamer? Yeah - and he lacks any ability to understand nuance and causality.
will needs to get the beekeeper on stream