That newscaster talking about the rice balls was either the janitor they found last minute to fill in or just phoning it in for the story because WOW I've heard AI give less monotony in its speaking lol I almost fell asleep 💀 edit: LMAO THE AI VOICE IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS how did will find the most scuffed news segment online
18:46 There is a real human being called ‘Shadeau Brain’(Pronounced Shadow). He is an Australian footballer and is the third youngest of 13 children. “From the youngest, it goes Wispa, Joc, Shadeau, Wynta, Jasper, Forest, Jed, Zac, Brittany, Whilloe, Carrissa, James and Brendan.”
@@Altmetalpunk stops homeless people and random people like this from just coming up and stealing a bunch super easy and tbh also because the average moron wouldn’t think far enough and just be “I want my quarter😡” (then there’s the even bigger morons who buy that little key ring thing for like 5 dollars that makes it so you don’t need a quarter who don’t wanna lose that) Edit: plus the quarter carts are usually inside and stay inside or very close to the store and aren’t in cart corrals all around the lot, it’s just a little harder to steal those than loose random carts
I never want to kink shame or shame someone for things that make them feel comfortable but some people need to calm down. Dont crash people's weddings, dont approach strangers at gas stations... just leave poeple alone unless you know them.
Imma be real, I needed a smoke break to make it through the armpit onigiri story. Japan needs to chill out for a few centuries and take some time to think things through, contemplate the vicissitudes of life.
The pandas are not actually pandas is true. Giant pandas are bears, while true pandas are the red pandas, the only reason why giant pandas are called that is because the person who named them thought they looked like red pandas but giant.
Hi mate, just watched Furiosa premier tonight and your spot on about how much better the original Fury Road was compared to all the CGI in this latest episode, very disappointing mate.
Repent of your known sins, and be spared an eternity in hell. God requires a relationship with all human beings! Obey the KJV Bible and End Times are happening now. Logical over emotional.
average furry neff viewer here to say, we do not claim those. "furry" is characters being human-like, that is a human being animal-like, a small distinction but i'll let you decide whats more cringe 🫡🫡
True pandas (red pandas) are not bears. Giant pandas, which are bears, are not true pandas. That's what chat wanted to say.
Thanks for the clarification Dr.!
That newscaster talking about the rice balls was either the janitor they found last minute to fill in or just phoning it in for the story because WOW I've heard AI give less monotony in its speaking lol I almost fell asleep 💀
edit: LMAO THE AI VOICE IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS how did will find the most scuffed news segment online
those editors did not do anything omg
18:46 There is a real human being called ‘Shadeau Brain’(Pronounced Shadow). He is an Australian footballer and is the third youngest of 13 children.
“From the youngest, it goes Wispa, Joc, Shadeau, Wynta, Jasper, Forest, Jed, Zac, Brittany, Whilloe, Carrissa, James and Brendan.”
Those are the most Australian names I’ve ever read.
That seems like the parents flipped a coin over who's gonna name the child everytime and one of the parents was slightly more unhinged
Wispa, Wynta, and Whilloe. Unbelievable.
Love this segment. It's like if "some good news" was funny
"id be out there sellin' weasel" is crazy
1:06 Thats a Zigzagoon
what a start to a neff news
11:59 mr. walken is that you?
i love when will does the news, it always has me laughing to tears
Shopping carts sell for like $100 sometimes more depending where you are, it’s an easy money scheme that’s why the quarters are at lots of stpres
If you can sell a shopping cart for $100 how would 25 cents keep someone for stealing one?
@@Altmetalpunk stops homeless people and random people like this from just coming up and stealing a bunch super easy and tbh also because the average moron wouldn’t think far enough and just be “I want my quarter😡” (then there’s the even bigger morons who buy that little key ring thing for like 5 dollars that makes it so you don’t need a quarter who don’t wanna lose that)
Edit: plus the quarter carts are usually inside and stay inside or very close to the store and aren’t in cart corrals all around the lot, it’s just a little harder to steal those than loose random carts
@@Altmetalpunkit keeps people and other stores from purchasing them not people from stealing them
my new favourite segment
I never want to kink shame or shame someone for things that make them feel comfortable but some people need to calm down. Dont crash people's weddings, dont approach strangers at gas stations... just leave poeple alone unless you know them.
Love these segments Will
The boat mural story reminds me of the guy who put a giant light up middle finger in his yard in VT.
Wouldn't think I'd see my home town be mentioned here, yet here we are.
Goddamit Phil.
I could absolutely vibe a bear
Did everyone else miss the header at the bottom of the rice balls story, “London: Breast Milk Ice Cream Sells Out”?
Now this is the news I needed today! ❤
Pandas are not pandas was probably a JJK reference
18:47 SHADOW THE GROUNDHOG????
We out here, slangin’ weasel.
so your telling me, out of all the shopping carts i stole as a kid, i could have been rich?
… whipped what now?
I’ll take 4.
Who up summoning their weasel?
I love this section, keep up the good content
bruh wait till you guys hear of "Nasi Kangkang"
Neff News Baybee!!!
I love that in their friendship it's just assumed that if Hasan makes the incredibly bad decision to try to vibe a bear, Will is gonna be there.
Free the shopping cart thiefs, property theft from corporations is literally a victimless crime.
Unhinged content
Imma be real, I needed a smoke break to make it through the armpit onigiri story.
Japan needs to chill out for a few centuries and take some time to think things through, contemplate the vicissitudes of life.
Hell yeah
The pandas are not actually pandas is true. Giant pandas are bears, while true pandas are the red pandas, the only reason why giant pandas are called that is because the person who named them thought they looked like red pandas but giant.
Hi mate, just watched Furiosa premier tonight and your spot on about how much better the original Fury Road was compared to all the CGI in this latest episode, very disappointing mate.
I'd much rather see a dog than a panda. I just don't get what's so interesting.
Also, red pandas are not related to pandas or bears. Wiki it.
Repent of your known sins, and be spared an eternity in hell. God requires a relationship with all human beings! Obey the KJV Bible and End Times are happening now. Logical over emotional.
Lol
Logical over emotional 😂
average furry neff viewer here to say, we do not claim those. "furry" is characters being human-like, that is a human being animal-like, a small distinction but i'll let you decide whats more cringe 🫡🫡