How Many Toilet Seats Does It Take To Stop a 50cal?!?!?
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Other people: "Is it comfy?"
Matt: "Is it bulletproof?"
Why dosen't this comment have 1k like?
Can you do a video with your idea with a kriss vector gun?
Haha
Jesus loves you
“My toilet seat broke, what isle are they in?”
“Sorry sir, a very strange man just came in and bought every toilet seat in the store
the manager is like this dude has issues stumbles on this channel ands like o this is why he bought some many toilet seats 🚽
Who comes out in the morning and hhuuu I wonder if my toilet seat is bullet-proof
this is the guy you read about in math textbooks
i baught the toilets
@@jonsong4592 lol
I just spent 17 minutes of my life watching a grown man shoot toilet seats.
Worth it.
Stew Thomas 😂😂😂
I don't even like guns, still worth it.
So u didnt watch the last 4 seconds
I watched every milisecond😏
@@74pwr it's not milliseconds 😂😂😂 it's seconds
@@CaseyS_ woops
Her: he's probably out cheating
Me: how many toilet seats does it take to stop 50 cal
Don't have a romantic partner.
You don’t need a romantic partner when you have the 2nd amendment.
gun
ahahahha this is so random
Raphael no it’s gun
2000 years from now when the archeologists are digging through Matt's woods, they're going to have some very confusing questions
Steve Richmond best comment
Battle near an ancient rubbish dump
"Archeologists believe they've discovered the most bizarre crime scene in history."
Oh yes that’s right that guy from that old website TH-cam lived here this is historic
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
This man out here asking the real questions. Respect.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kesleta Kesleta 100th like
'dirt stops everything really fast'
MAKE SOME DIRT ARMOR
Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? It sounds smart
Looks like Eminem
That's why they used sand bags as protection in WW1. They also filled them with dirt when they couldn't get sand.
Yo good one
Genius!!
Matt! If you care, the term for what happen to the 10th Seat is called “spalling” it’s when the force of a object hits a material and causes the material to break off sometimes in large chucks. It can happen to very large chunks of metal too! I’d love to see an episode about that!
From your friendly and irresponsible Navy EOD Tech. 👌🏽👈🏼
Just goes into a public bathroom “I’m going to take this”
Im suprise no comment but 129 likes
Dude goes into a public toilet, randomly pulls out a desert eagle...
Patraic Thomas pulls desert eagle “Hey guy welcome back to my channel!”
What a desert eagle from the toilet
420 likes, keep it that way please.
Visitor: "Why does your toilet seat have a bullet hole in it?!"
Me: "Why doesn't yours?"
Chuck Noris had to piss so bad he forgot to lift the seat.
For target practice;)
well obviously the previous 8 seats couldnt stop the bullet, thats why
😂
Top 3 mystere in the world
1 : Egypt pyramids
2 : Area 51
3 : TH-cam recommendations
Egypt pyramids? Aren't they build by Egypts for dead rich farao's with the valuable stuff?
1 of the 3 things you said were actual mysteries
I searched it
what does this have to do with the video :/
@@TheZoomee Learn English
14:59 When you find a spider on your toilet seat, see that it disappeared when you stand up, and figure it could be on any of your toilets in your house now.
14:49 America in a nutshell
@@venrahtryne5253 yup
2:55
Matt: Dirt stops everything really fast.
Me: Make a goddamn dirt vest.
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Bet you've eaten plenty of dirt huh boss?
Lmfao😂😂🤔
viktor mengele If you mean black people pussy then yes.
@@mudvayne20056969 pffttt
I feel bad for the one guy that needed a toilet seat that day.
Imagine what it would feel like to need a toilet seat, going to the hardware store and not finding a single one because some dude got them as targets for his guns ...
Yaritza Ivelisse Barbosa
I'd be cool with that I guess 😂
@@yaritzaivelissebarbosa8822 That's what Josh meant, actually... But imagine you're that guy, walking in right when Matt was checking those out at the cash register... "Oh cool, they must have a great sale going on, this is my lucky day! ... wait... none left? Crap! (or better hold it a bit till my caption gets selected at BUNKERBRANDING)"
I imagine at some point the walmart manager is going to stop Matt and be all "Look we'd love to sell you literally our entire stock of [item]... but could you at least call a week ahead from now on so we can order in advance?"
Matt... Single handedly keeping the toilet seat manufacturers and those who work for them in business.
I got really uncomfortable when he started panning down at that bucket
The wierd saga continues
@Happy Little Accidents Thanks for the wellness check buddy. I just got back from the doc and good news; I don't have worms!
@American Patriots for God and Country hahaha bro I'll do a lot but looking at another dude's shit is pushing it lmao
@@psycorampage where you been at bro? You gotta stop creeping them old ladies and get yo ass in Matt's videos
Not as uncomfortable as Matt. That a hell of a gun to dook out.
"What gun do you wear?"
"Desert Eagle"
"Thank god, I've just 10 toilet seats at home"
XD
Imagine going for your morning walk through the forest and you see a guy dual wielding Desert Eagles and shooting at toilet seats.
Sadly I'd have a good idea as to what was happening. 😂
*Inhales*
"Sweet home Alambama"
HEY NEIGHBOR
*walks by and see the thing you described*
Eh, welcome to Texas, I guess.
*continue walking*
That’s nothing new on the south
Never in my life have I asked this question, but I'm damn glad Demo Ranch had the answer.
Il up hi hi
CopeLongcut94 I know right! Lol
Matt please please please make a video showcasing all the guns you've accumulated through the years
cayden elton he only makes 15-20 minute videos, showing off all his guns would be like a feature film lol 😆
Yes
David Dobinson exactly I need something to waste my time off
He won’t
I’ve left a comment on something similar to your request. That kind of video invites home invaders and trouble makers. Just not a good idea.
Customer: Where do you keep your Toilet Seats?
Shop Clerk: I'm afraid we're all sold out on our toilet seats sir.
Customer: Who the hell bought all the toilet seats?
What they're being used for:
Yes yes man
And now we see a true American defending his ranch from the toilet seat army. 14:53
(Circa 2018 colorized.)
A GuyYT captain underpants bows to this guy. Yup
A GuyYT America fuck yeah
Me: *hears gunshots*
Also me: *Oh, it's just Matt shooting toilets again*
You don’t live near matt
S DiGi damn its almost like. That was a joke
@@dsldigi4395 r/woooosh
Both of you there’s a thing called sarcasm
@@dsldigi4395 nice excuse bud
Matt:
"Is Flex tape bullet proof?"
"Are toilet seats bullet proof?"
Future Matt:
...
"Are bullets bullet proof?"
Lol
We are his new think tank
He kinda has a video like that out 😂
Flex Tape is bullet proof, as is anything. The question is how many layers does it take to become bulletproof.
@@loriegibbs7335 put flex tape around your body armor
IQ 99999999999999999999999999999
The question is: how many 50 cals does it take to stop a toilet seat??
1
I think you did that wrong.....
1 demoranch
@@jordangoosen4923 lol
O WATER SHEEP WHY DID YOU TAKE JORGEN
I wanna see the expressions of the salesman when you buy stuff like this .. Like.. 30+ toilet seats..
Fr😂
Fourty actully
30
If im not wrong i think he said in offtheranch he bought 10? So he buys them separately. I might be misremembering it though.
you mean "expressions"? lol
On the next episode we have how bulletproof is a hot pink ford raptor!!!!
rcg adventure lol
It looked good to me ,
Be nice to see a tank round go through another one of your trucks Matt!
@@mrbakerskatz right? That pink actually looks good on the raptor.
rcg adventure dam it bet me to it 😂
more like "how many toilet seats does taco bell go through"?
You made even the greatest poet's proud
every single one
1000000,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
With just me
That’s true lol 😂
True
When he says E, it sounds like "EA Sports, it's in the game." 2:18
Yes
Got my notification for this while on the toilet. Meant to be.
Samee
Providence.
Bet you felt good seeing cooter lol
cam 231 been a while since we’ve seen Cooter.
SAMEEE
14:59 - Most Merican thing I've ever seen 😂
For a sec I thought you said Mexican
I thought exactly the same 😂😂
No this is 0:40
Elestro Air-soft stolen comment
@@shiv488 - Stolen? Haha. Better call the cops then 😂
Come on now, this is the most merican thing every, so idk how many similar comments there is. Get a life.
Should have gotten Simply safe for your Raptor : D
If I'm ever on trial for murder I'm calling this dude as an expert witness on bullet finding
“How many toilet seats does it take to stop a .50 cal?” What the fu.....why would you even need to kno.....eh let’s find out anyways
Zukinu12 Gaming Toilet-Seat Armor XD
Because Y E S
It’s like Myth Busters. Except it’s based around the 2nd amendment and the myths were thought of when Matt was drunk.
Maybe The Military Has a low Budget
I've blown up a few toilets in my time. I just need to know whether the seat is ass-proof. If I am being shot at during the most vulnerable time of my day, the last thing I'm going to worry about is the seat and the first thing will be what's on that seat - if you catch my drift!
this is the most american thing i've seen all day
M and it’s beautiful!
just imagine like going to school taking a dump and then they're being like a Glock in the toilet or even a desert eagle
Noah
Look, I get that people who constantly correct others’ spelling are considered douches... but why on earth can’t anyone differentiate between "their", "they’re", and "there" anymore??? And also since when?!
Pff pooping desert eagles is for pussies. I have 50 bmg rounds comin out my ass... sideways.
How many pistols does it take to stop a 50 cal
14:48 as an european I can confirm this is how we think americans are
Freedom
That's why we didn't become Germany's little bitch
as an american i can confirm this is exactly how we are. at least in the south
To who is Up above me yup pretty much
we are like that, our family's christmas tradition is to make ginger bread houses all pretty and bring friends over and blow the shiz out of it with a couple of rifles and pistols and when we've torn most of them apart, whatever wood or box stand we had it on, we let the dad or grandad blow it up with the 12 gauge shotgun
Im just imagining some poor guy getting off work after nagging texts from his wife all day about a broken toilet seat, stopping at the hardware store, and hearing "sorry, were fresh out... some guy came in today about bought all we had to shoot at" 🤣
CUT DOWN A CHRISTMAS TREE WITH BULLETS
DAMET COTTON
Og maco Sheesh Yes!!
spruce*
No no no. Which gun is fastest to cut down a xmas tree or 2 or 5 or 27.
Mythbusters did it with a minigun
You need to get a slow mo camera or collab with the slow mo guys
Yaaaass!!
that would be the worlds best video!!!!!!
YES PLEASEEEEEEE
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Demo ranch and slow mo guys would be awesome great shout !!
11:00 that looks like the old cartoon's holes that characters make when they hit the ground from very high, with the exact same shape as the character.
Wile E. Coyote style.
This is the first demo ranch video i ever watched over a year ago and i have been hooked since!!!!!
brb gonna go trawling through the sewers looking for one of Matt's poop Deagles
Sounds like it's gonna be a shitty time
Deagleberries
i swear
@@calebpeelman1749 why
What a shit job
I wonder how many mattresses it takes to stop a bullet
This needs to be tested
@exoticezekialgameplays Thanks!
1000$
@exoticezekialgameplays fuck broncos but they r badass
All of them
I don't want a toilet seat, I'll just take the Barrett.
That's a $15000 gun you swear lime hrs gonna give it away
I agree
Same i subscribed to you
Kewl, thanks Austin!
I agree
Me at 3am about to go to sleep sees this vid: I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
How many Desert eagles would it take to stop a desert eagle
Zayd Brewer Bout 4 and by that I mean $14,000 Worth
Wouldn’t be expensive for him, he poops them
Zayd Brewer about like 3 kidneys
Tristan Wibel how do you know I am not doubting you but I’m just wondering how you know that
An Iron fist
Matt: *Hears intruder*
Also Matt: *Gathers Toilet Seats*
"This video is sponsored by Simply Safe, simply because I spent a lot of money" I love it Matt! Keep the sponsors coming so you can keep doing what you do!!!
Rewatching older vids and forgot about this intro. 😂 love this one
Why am I not surprised that he shits desert eagles?
If he shits desert eagles I wonder what he eats.
Are we just going to ignore that fact he shoulder fired that .50... while he was walking...
yeah he just gone full badass
He’s talked about it before. That damn muzzle break man
Jolly Joe yeah he felt that one later
Does it have a floating barrel?
Jolly Joe he’s the doomslayer!!!!! 😱😱
Take the seats back to hardware store and see if they’re under warranty because they broke. Clearly this is normal wear and tear.
Mackenzie Reeves - beat comment ever.
fuck off ;)
Yup if he shits desert eagles it makes sense
Mackenzie Reeves yea.... this always happens to my toilets in a day...
Lol
Nobody:
How many toliet seats can stop a 50 CAL
6.9M people :
Hmmm
Creative, it is almost like you found the top comment and copied it
Definitely not *copied*
@@jakelocke975 🤣🤣🤣
Glad to see that Mere didn't get the Barrett wrapped in pink! 👍
Some dude: * breaks into Matt’s house*
Matt: *How much does it take to stop a burglar?*
This is underated
LOLOLOLOLOL
No, its how many burglars can stop
Welcome to demolition ranch! Today's video; *Will a Burglar stop a 50 cal?*
How many burglars can stop a 50 cal
14:53 that shockwave though
"Mat poops Desert Eagles?!?"
I choked on my coffee with that!
ROFLMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't laughed so hard in months. Thanks, that made my day!
Hi-points would have made it funnier imo
How'd you know my grandma had a wooden toilet seat with carpet?!
Mine currently does.
Me to
Everyone's grandmother had one, at least the southerners
A carpet on your toilet, what so you can still wipe your ass if you have no toilet paper? 😅
No because those toilet lids are "sturdy" as well so having a carpeted top means it's less cold and you can sit down on it before or after your shower, my grandma used to do it xD
Anyone else want the old clunky Barrett back?
Yes
Yesss please!!!
Yeeeeeessss
NO! A1 is better
How ironic that I'm watching this while in a toliet😂
You are in a toilet??
I don't think you are supposed to be IN a toilet
Dude that's bad for you if you IN the toilet
IN a toilet
Hope you get out of the toilet
6:23 well that’s a lot of damage!
Matt ruin somebody's day looking for a toilet seat at that hardware store
You should shoot gallon tubs of glue, see if it's different from shooting water
glue is more viscose, so yes
Yea that would be cool to watch!!! get lots of tarps ahead of time! HAHAHA
How much Elmer's Glue does it take to stop a 50 BMG?
Me at 10 pm: Okay only one more video
Me at 2 am: How many toile..
^thats totally me last week. From this week on , i cant do that shit anymore cuz my parents say i use my phone too much so i have to put it downstairs whenever i go to bed. Life sucks
you've been reading my mail...
@@Mattthijs_28
It's best not to watch Matt for too long, anyways...
... since masturbation is practically a guarantee, and they say masturbation can cause blindness.
Hah it’s only 1:30 AM. I am growing more and more stronger. Soon I’ll only have to watch 33 videos b4 I go to bed
Cam x Cam yup, my wife was a little too close one time....she’s blind now.
"the wood grain toilet seats that your grandma likes," SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE LOL
Notice what 50 cal he didn't bring to the ranch #500SW
While he was recording this vide he still didn't knew about Mere's idea about pink Wraptor!! xd
Now that's just classic DemolitionRanch
Love it
2:20 wait Matt has has house intruders
Intruder: I wonder what’s in here, I have my desert eagle so the home owner can’t stop me
Matt: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Heheheheheheheh
U mean he used to have house invaders
“Matt poops desert eagles” ohhh so that is how he gets so many guns
Probably hurts
The Best German :D yep
@@marombestander2616 I would just own a lot of Kimber K6's if that was how we had to get them.
2:36 **accedently shoots camera**
My poop still outperformed all those calibers. I wreck right down to the septic tank.
Hahaha that's funny
Lol
Lol
I pooped 3 times yesterday. IDK about quality. But quantity-wise I win!
The original basin buster
This was the first video i ever seen from matt and now I’m addicted
COOTER!!!!!!!!!! Missed you, buddy!!!!
I did not miss him. He's so creepy
Ian could take a dump on that seat if RIA gets it.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Creepy cooter😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@@aurthurmorgan3750 excuse me?
Matthias Wayman
U heard me
2:31 “this is how it begins” - Al Asad
Lol
Yeah
Matt: How many toilet seats can handle 50 cal
My mind: 50 calories?
RaZe _wisam literally 😂
my mind it was number 15 burger king foot lettuce
cal in usa: caliber
cal elswhere: calories
His intro gets more American every time and it gets funnier 😂😂😭😭
How many Glocks does it take to stop a .50 BMG?
About tree fiddy
@@lordtalo2062 Fuck off Nessie.
AsRedAsBlood I want to see that
Yes!
@Nate Nijp woooosh
Mat are you cool enough to get TWO AA-12s ??
The dual weild attachment is only for secondaries
Ahhmm Fpsrussia
Fpsrussia baby
He is
@@meowcow21 AA12 is a secondary when you get an AA12 holster so you can carry it as a sidearm
M249 holsters are a bit harder to find
Cooter is back baby!
You are so accurate 😂😂 my grandma actually has that wood toilet seat 😂😂
Same
You're Right To ME
@@Yourmomsfavorite6975 me and you and your. BUM
"I smell his musk" I'm already dead five seconds into the intro 🤣🤣
R.I.P. it's a shame you only lived through 5 seconds, the rest of the video was pretty good
2:20 number one rule don’t point guns at people (Matt: points gun at his viewers
Savage clan flex it hurt my eyes for some reason
Matt: *actually points gun at his camera and now viewers*
not*
The number 1 rule is don't point a gun at someone unless you play to use it. I'm sure one day he'll shoot us camera.
@@seabeeswebuildwefight9723 I actually really wanna see that video 😂
“Matt poops desert eagles?” 😂😂😂
Boomer vlogs what do you mean? Are you saying you don't? Lol
@@floppy401 I poop ak's
Boomer vlogs don’t tell mere
If I every poop a gun, I hope it’s a LCP!
Desert Eagle! Ouch!
@@IBHunter NAA .22mag
This is actually the first video I saw of yours and I subscribed. Now I have watched all of your videos. Keep it up Matt
14:59 when someone says they don’t like demolition ranch
Lol
Nicole Kolstad lol
Nicole Kolstad lol ikr
I would not have given him a gun as a kid...
“I don’t really like demolition ranch that mu-“
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
“I mean...”
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop and think of if you should.
Woah the real one
i beat the real legend to a vid :O
@@fulckanunturned8584 beat on what
Oh hey i haven't seen you in a while.
Truer words have never been spoken.
See y’all in a year or two when TH-cam recommends this again.
Lol. Same
Wonder why it works that way?
bruh bruh bruh
Nice name
Hello
You're the funniest firearm enthusiast in the whole www.....by far :)
Hope you keep on doin this!
Awesome work matt!
Greetings from good ol germany
Matt, the shag-colored toilet seats were never an item. those were toilet seat COVERS with shag. you could also get them in chenille, silly rabbit.
I had to face palm when he mentioned that
I wanna see how many 🚽 seats a .950 JDJ can penetrate.
Us too! :)
Two and a half Infinite
@@RockIslandAuctionCompany i call upon the power of gun jesus to make this collab reality i think ian's professional demeanor and matt's goofy yet family friendly attitude it would be amazing...even...biblical
More than there are toilets on this earth
We will have to sit around and see if it ever happens😂
50 Beowulf, Matt:"now that's a lot of damage"
I loved the vid. I would have liked to see after the 1st shot, how much of the shrapnel from wood pieces damaged the next lid all the way down to the last one where you showed that the shrapnel damaged it. It's amazing that even on that last one, there was enough power for the woodchips to make significant marks on the next seat cover.
You should try and do a collaboration with The Slow Mo Guys, it would be awesome
was wer the amount of times i have thought of this
No
@@unbeknowndog3182 why not?
@@waswer6901 I just say no to almost every question
@@unbeknowndog3182 my first comment wasn't even a question
Matt: that’s a lot of energy
Phil swift: that’s a lot of damage
-"Why do you need that many toilet seats?"
-"BECAUSE MERICA THAT'S WHY!!!!!!"
What the is a MERICA?
Damn, that looked badass when you started shooting standing up with the big boy barret.
At the end:
"So anyway I started blasting..."
I would make Matt eat 5 meals a day if he could crap desert eagles
😂😂😂
If it's full of fiber, would it be just Glocks? Or if he ate exlax would it be Ruger .380s?
Force feed him gold schlagger so the Glocks come out gold. Yayy!! Great idea
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss creepy cooter!!!!!!
cringegod its been so long but that’s how i like it
Dude dumping those 50 cal rounds at the end was awesome af .... subscribed.