Yoda Kills DARTH BANE

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  • @cr0w342
    @cr0w342 ปีที่แล้ว +28166

    Yoda literally just gaslighted that guy out of existence

    • @Maxsmack
      @Maxsmack ปีที่แล้ว +1124

      The force is a pathway to abilities many consider unnatural

    • @SplittBeLitt
      @SplittBeLitt ปีที่แล้ว +547

      It's not really gaslighting, Darth Bane died literally a thousand years before this. He founded the rule of two

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@SplittBeLitt yeah but sith can bind themselves after death to a place/object after death. he very well couldve really been there.

    • @SplittBeLitt
      @SplittBeLitt ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Uncivil_Dreams Its not THEM, though. Merely an essence of their power.

    • @juliusnebulus7303
      @juliusnebulus7303 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ​@@Uncivil_Dreams not bane. His soul was destroyed after the essence transfer ritual failed. At least that's what most think. It is also possible that he succeeded and managed to break zannahs will. But we sadly will never know. All i know is, if he offered me to be his student, i immediately would accept.

  • @SubnautiDiver
    @SubnautiDiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7870

    "get real, you must."
    *proceeds to erase you from existence*

  • @treylax1855
    @treylax1855 ปีที่แล้ว +9367

    Yoda cold af.
    "On my level, you are not."

  • @theCantinafan
    @theCantinafan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25412

    It's so cool that Mark Hamil came to voice Darth Bane.
    He is canonically the actor of 2 extremely powerful force users.

    • @mega6076
      @mega6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Is Darth bane Darth plagus master I forgor
      Edit: ok I get it he's not
      Edit: it's been a fucking year, I've got well over 50 replies, I've mad and edit but you goofballs continue to reply

    • @aleksikorhonen1693
      @aleksikorhonen1693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@mega6076 nope

    • @mqfoxtroit3998
      @mqfoxtroit3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

      I know this is unrelated but mark hamil also voiced joker

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@mqfoxtroit3998 I know. He did a great job.

    • @theCantinafan
      @theCantinafan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      @@mega6076 no. He's way too old.
      Your thinking of Darth Tenebrous. (he looks like my pfp)

  • @SteveMartorana
    @SteveMartorana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11120

    Bro literally just said “exist you do not anymore” and it was a true statement

    • @Nman923
      @Nman923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Pure Waaaagh energy from Yoda

    • @karvenman
      @karvenman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Nman923 git off ma ship oomies

    • @kinggerr7093
      @kinggerr7093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Shouldn't it be "exist anymore, you do not"

    • @coltwing6661
      @coltwing6661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yoda, so freaking OP he can literally imagine a being out of existence

    • @dominicballinger6536
      @dominicballinger6536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoda is God confirmed?

  • @GamesbiteRtDL
    @GamesbiteRtDL ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    Yoda: "Exist. You do not."
    Bane: "Understandable, have a nice day."

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now we just need to tell palpatine exist you do not

    • @jakeschwartz2514
      @jakeschwartz2514 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DarkLordSauronrocksthats the problem Yoda has, not every evil problem is just an illusion..

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jakeschwartz2514 "joke"

  • @justjoshing1771
    @justjoshing1771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19300

    “Dead, you are.”
    “Source?”
    “Fuck you.”
    “Shit you right. Darth Bane, out.”

    • @The94Venom
      @The94Venom ปีที่แล้ว +582

      "That's a nice argument, Jedi. Why don't you try and back it up with a SOURCE?"

    • @oblivion9400
      @oblivion9400 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      ​@@The94Venom"My source is that I made it the fuck up."

    • @justtheguy444
      @justtheguy444 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oblivion9400
      Where are your bitches Master Jedi?

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT ปีที่แล้ว +419

      "Made it the fuck up, I did."

    • @PooberryPancake
      @PooberryPancake ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Based master yoga is

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10696

    Yoda: didn't ask
    Darth Bane: AAAUUUGAGAHHghhhh

  • @gannonpatton2858
    @gannonpatton2858 ปีที่แล้ว +10069

    If you speak German, Yoda's grammar is perfectly understandable.

    • @Goldenbane
      @Goldenbane ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Master Yoda, why does it say "Die Bane Die!" on your robes?
      Say that it does not! German, it is! "The Bane the!" it says!
      Oh! No Jedi master who speaks German could be an evil Sith!

    • @thomasflores7817
      @thomasflores7817 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      There’s actually nothing incorrect about Yoda’s grammar. You could talk that way if you wanted to, there’s nothing to correct. You’re just switching around where the subject and predicate are in a sentence, but there’s no rule in English that says what order they have to be in

    • @gannonpatton2858
      @gannonpatton2858 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @thomasflores7817 I didn't say it was incorrect grammar, but that is an interesting insight!

    • @Txranger1991
      @Txranger1991 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If you speak English it is also perfectly understandable 😂

    • @meyer6891
      @meyer6891 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yoda speaks in passive voice, which is a thing in many languages

  • @bobtehdinosaur
    @bobtehdinosaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4648

    Yoda: "Adopted you are, exist your father does not."
    Darth Bane: *"AaaUUaaGgJhhh!!!"*

    • @jamesclouse9947
      @jamesclouse9947 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Adopted would imply that even if he lost his father he has a new one but even if he was an orphan he would still have a father he'd just be dead or had abandoned him.

    • @HeraldoftheMEME
      @HeraldoftheMEME ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@jamesclouse9947 not necessarily it could have been adopted by another family member or a mother

    • @Amara87387
      @Amara87387 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m adopted, that means I was chosen. Don’t give Bane the pleasure of being chosen. We all know no one wants that one

    • @dickng4190
      @dickng4190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry just ruined the no. of 666 like😢😅😂

    • @Mael_Str0M
      @Mael_Str0M ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bane probably wished he was adopted

  • @das-9962
    @das-9962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7346

    “B*tches I have. Maidenless, you are.”
    As Yoda keeps it moving

    • @pthompson2113
      @pthompson2113 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Shows us what you care about 😂😂😂😂

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      ​@@pthompson2113
      Isn't that a meme though?

    • @evnvader1337
      @evnvader1337 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Love it

    • @Dino-Nerd_E750
      @Dino-Nerd_E750 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DUDE WTF THIS IS TRUE

    • @773Cubs
      @773Cubs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @The_guy_who-asked
    @The_guy_who-asked ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Yoda: “Dead, you are, already.”
    Darth Bane: “Are you sure about that?”
    Basically Yoda: “Fuck off, you will. Wanted, you are not.”

  • @UnFlinched420
    @UnFlinched420 ปีที่แล้ว +3479

    Bane: “You don’t fear me ??”,
    Yoda: **turns on vacuum cleaner**
    “AHAGHHHHHH”

    • @The_Rock_That_Floats
      @The_Rock_That_Floats ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I recently watched the first Scary Movie and my interpretation of this comment was completely wrong 😂😂

    • @l5475
      @l5475 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@The_Rock_That_Floats congrats

    • @DarrenWilsonOne
      @DarrenWilsonOne ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@The_Rock_That_Floats OH, Nooooooo, LOL! *slurp-slurp-slurp*

    • @dredvax
      @dredvax ปีที่แล้ว +4

      666 likes

    • @jadenjodoin6027
      @jadenjodoin6027 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice pfp $B boys

  • @swolejeezy2603
    @swolejeezy2603 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    “Exist you do not anymore” is the funniest way to kill someone

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “I am *NEVER* going to invent you.”
      -Lewis Robinson

  • @PepperJacked360
    @PepperJacked360 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    “You do not fear me?”
    “No. Skill issues you have.”

  • @dancingsilence7828
    @dancingsilence7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6666

    "Ask I did not, Bitches you don't have"
    -probably yoda

    • @vlu373
      @vlu373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Tattoo this I will. To you thanks I give not as the f*cks yoda don't give about Bane jajajajaja bro for real, I'm gonna do it at some point of my life

    • @WillBill6143
      @WillBill6143 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      No Twi'leks? 🤨

    • @switchitup5446
      @switchitup5446 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@vlu373 poor life choices, you make

    • @vlu373
      @vlu373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@switchitup5446 there is a quote that says something like this "One mans trash is another man treasure" (?) So I don't care jajajaja I like to do dumb stuff sometimes and this is one one them. I feel bad for u bro, live and let live xD

    • @switchitup5446
      @switchitup5446 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vlu373 if u get a tattoo like that I feel bad for u lmao

  • @thereal___NEB
    @thereal___NEB ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Bro hit him with the “your not that guy pal”

    • @sandtheunderman
      @sandtheunderman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      More like "Not that guy, you are, pal

  • @thebeast4020
    @thebeast4020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    Me:I have a girl
    Yoda:exist never has

  • @ImWhyMortalsCry
    @ImWhyMortalsCry ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    Yoda: "Dead you are already. Exist you do not anymore."
    Bane: *fucking dies*

    • @gdrobloxianemperor1737
      @gdrobloxianemperor1737 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1.2k likes and no replies?

    • @wolf0184
      @wolf0184 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yoda turned into Kenshiro

    • @ImWhyMortalsCry
      @ImWhyMortalsCry ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gdrobloxianemperor1737 Here they are :D

    • @bobvondurfel4525
      @bobvondurfel4525 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did not die. That was just an illusion. The illusion ended.

    • @gdrobloxianemperor1737
      @gdrobloxianemperor1737 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImWhyMortalsCry well I’m not one of those kids because I didn’t say “let me fix that” I was just asking a question

  • @CCG_LargoBargo
    @CCG_LargoBargo ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Bro really said “No. you’re not in this episode.”

  • @math3000
    @math3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    "Question your existence, I do not. Deny it, I do"
    -Yoda

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying it’s existence.”

    • @moin6077
      @moin6077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only a Sith deals in Absolutes

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@moin6077 Well, he DID just kill Bane. So, from certain point of view... Yoda's a Sith now. 😢😂

  • @luvondarox
    @luvondarox ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I love that Yoda sounds like he's scolding a young child playing pretend.

    • @thatoscarguy9965
      @thatoscarguy9965 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Never thought of it way but that’s a perfect description 😂

  • @cryptic9511
    @cryptic9511 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Bro put all of his points into speech.

  • @tyyppi102
    @tyyppi102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "no, exist you do not anymore" man just ended his whole carrier

    • @fraisertinko
      @fraisertinko ปีที่แล้ว

      Well Bane's order ended Yoda's career)Though maybe it was Yoda's stupidity and arrogance as well)

    • @mainzbaby5416
      @mainzbaby5416 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope his carrier is ok

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mainzbaby5416 nope - its sunk

    • @MrMasterDebate
      @MrMasterDebate ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My carrier broke at the airport, flight crew succccks. Hope his bags are ok

    • @henrietta9206
      @henrietta9206 ปีที่แล้ว

      no way, my career was at the airport too!

  • @slipperyspooder6190
    @slipperyspooder6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Bro Mark Hamill really was both the son of the chosen one and savior if the galaxy and the literal personification of sith. His existence makes me so happy

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s funny, cause he doesn’t even know that you exist. . .

    • @evolution8066
      @evolution8066 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jnnx who……asked

    • @TheMeditron
      @TheMeditron ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@jnnx unnecessary d bag comment. Nice

    • @Cheldeo
      @Cheldeo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew that voice kinda sounds like the Joker

    • @elkuko8686
      @elkuko8686 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In a way he does. You're a fan, he knows he brings happiness to his fans so he knows of your existence in the general sense and appreciates your Fandom for him, also grateful for it.

  • @DarthVader-jc4qk
    @DarthVader-jc4qk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4106

    Yoda is an absolute gigachad

  • @BuckUp33
    @BuckUp33 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “When you are ever met with fear, walk right through it, and it loses its power”

  • @B601_CBML
    @B601_CBML 2 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    "Many L's you have. And few bitches."

  • @iamsam322
    @iamsam322 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Bro Yoda just chadmaxxed past a Sith Lord what a legend

  • @SonOfABith
    @SonOfABith 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Everyone talking about Yoda being a badass, but Bane’s voice sounds so cool.

  • @captainbaconnumber1
    @captainbaconnumber1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Yoda: Exist u do not any more
    Darth bane : 👁️👄👁️

  • @madmarliy4770
    @madmarliy4770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    luke, Bane, ozai from avatar, Joker from batman and much more. Mark Hamil is a true legend. When he'll die at some day, I will cry my eyes off. This Guy did so much for our childhoods. I can't imagine Joker without Marks Voice (Movies not included).

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He and Morgan Freeman are the biggest ones the whole planet will mourn when they pass. Both are insanely iconic and legendary.

    • @jibanyanawesome8577
      @jibanyanawesome8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chrisvan2688 Also Bruce Campbell and Bill Murray.

    • @Tiredofthecensorship189
      @Tiredofthecensorship189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chrisvan2688 Robin Williams made me cry

    • @chrisvan2688
      @chrisvan2688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tiredofthecensorship189 Robin williams was another

    • @bradleygobble3443
      @bradleygobble3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also did voices in metalocalypse

  • @lauziyi5728
    @lauziyi5728 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Yoda roasted him out of existence

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I’m pretty sure if it was Bane’s actual ghost, Yoda would have a million questions.

    • @Uncivil_Dreams
      @Uncivil_Dreams ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bane wouldnt answer them honestly. he wants the destruction of the jedi, he wouldnt give up sith secrets to them.

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Uncivil_Dreams. You’re right, but you know Yoda’s got that morbid curiosity to at least ask once, Bane lies, and then Yoda banishes him ghost-slayer style.

    • @corruptangel6793
      @corruptangel6793 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Bane would love to have a conversation with yoda.

    • @DarkLordSauronrocks
      @DarkLordSauronrocks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone do a fanmade video about it god damn it

  • @sleepisgood2936
    @sleepisgood2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3326

    "Fuck off, you will"
    Yoda said calmly

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Copied, your comment is, a like you shall not receive

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Depressed_until_dead agreed, i must

    • @Howdy42968
      @Howdy42968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don’t copy comments

    • @kevlarvest7375
      @kevlarvest7375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      featherwolf delivered it better 🤷‍♂️

    • @sleepisgood2936
      @sleepisgood2936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Depressed_until_dead hi welcome to the internet

  • @samanipahulu7295
    @samanipahulu7295 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yoda straight up, pulled the reverse card and was like no you do not exist

  • @sniffles8655
    @sniffles8655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Yoda knows the Joker no matter what disguise he tries to pull.

  • @theBaka9
    @theBaka9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Yoda: "Dead you are already"
    Also Yo Da: "Shindeiru omae wa mou"

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Silly you are, sense you don't make."
    -Yoda probably

  • @PhantomOfFire
    @PhantomOfFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I like to believe this was actually the last part of his force energy and he lived off of fear and when yoda said he didn't fear him he fuckin died

    • @ChristianProtossDragoon
      @ChristianProtossDragoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or a Force phantom

    • @bobshearer649
      @bobshearer649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah thats smart but I'd like to think Darth Bane is a living person and Yoda just makes him disintegrated

    • @marxistvalorie
      @marxistvalorie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bobshearer649 well he isn't he died ages ago in like 900 bby

    • @bleyd__
      @bleyd__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its an illusion, sith cant survive

    • @PhantomOfFire
      @PhantomOfFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@bleyd__ sith can in a way posses items of places like ghosts and haunt those that are in there presence same way the night sisters haunt their cave after their death

  • @InfiniteGreninja
    @InfiniteGreninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “Dead, you are already.”
    “…shit.”

  • @Picmanreborn
    @Picmanreborn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Real, you are not.
    Maidens, you lack"
    -OG Yoda from 64th

  • @iota328
    @iota328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Hamill voicing Bane and then Yoda totally flexing on Bane - classic!

  • @ethantempleton7863
    @ethantempleton7863 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    “Exist you do not anymore” *proceeds to pull out cross from his robe*

    • @Rapbat-cp1ld
      @Rapbat-cp1ld ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yoda Van Helsing, Vampire Slayer lol

    • @RichChanLikesTacos
      @RichChanLikesTacos ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this comment made me laugh inside in a good way yoda is now a lead paranormal investigatior~

    • @xing_xong96
      @xing_xong96 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MORTIS

    • @meyer6891
      @meyer6891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Rapbat-cp1ld I was thinking Yoda Lincoln

    • @jessevarela
      @jessevarela ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @JamsChapman
    @JamsChapman ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Yoda straight up roasted him

  • @TheMajorStranger
    @TheMajorStranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I want to watch this in Japanese just to hear Yoda say "omae wa mou shindeiru"

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Did he actually say that?

    • @connorkrix235
      @connorkrix235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Bane: "NANI?!!"

    • @uberrobi
      @uberrobi ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@davidvasquez08 no... Yoda would never say that he intends to kill someone let alone many.

    • @martinlancaster6282
      @martinlancaster6282 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Taisetsu na mono, protect my balls
      Boku ga warui, so lets fighting. Lets fighting love

    • @danielbustamante6249
      @danielbustamante6249 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weab

  • @jedi2685
    @jedi2685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    Yoda:Exist you do not anymore
    Darth Bane:Aaaaaaah.
    Me: Emotional damage 😆😆

    • @lordchaos3090
      @lordchaos3090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My Sith character: That's insulting!

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me a gamer:CRITICAL HIT

    • @matthewuribe1830
      @matthewuribe1830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😐

    • @lordchaos3090
      @lordchaos3090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xdsmile5359 My Sith character: I don't know if this was supposed to be insulting or not

    • @jm_r245
      @jm_r245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Bane: I want to be back in the cortosis mines now

  • @kushary
    @kushary ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That's one advanced jedi mind trick right there

  • @vincenthernandez2242
    @vincenthernandez2242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Yoda out here cancelling people fr 😂

  • @spencerredding9157
    @spencerredding9157 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dang, Yoda really told this man his Jordans were fake.

  • @TheGoatGyro
    @TheGoatGyro ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “No, exist you do not anymore.” That line goes hard.

  • @FierceGalactaKnight
    @FierceGalactaKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Darth Bane: "You must kill me to gain my place"
    Yoda: "L + Ratio + Maidenless. Now, these hands you will catch"

  • @calciumboy406
    @calciumboy406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Dead, you are already”
    “NANIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • @Konzon
    @Konzon ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Yoda: "Dealing with this I ain't."
    Bane: "A'ight, head out I'm'a."

  • @rikudo282
    @rikudo282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You must kill me....
    Yoda: Shinderu.... Omaewah....

    • @o-wolf
      @o-wolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo this deserves WAY more likes

  • @DESPAIR_714
    @DESPAIR_714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    BANE: do you not fear me?
    YODA: fear you I do not🗿🍷

  • @alexandermendeyev35
    @alexandermendeyev35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Darth Bane : You don't fear me?
    Master Yoda : Of your bullshit tired i am. Fuck off now you better.

  • @xenonabaki8011
    @xenonabaki8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It's moments like these is the real reason I binge watched clone wars

  • @strangecomparisons1208
    @strangecomparisons1208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Bro really said “exist, you do not anymore” and just walked through him. *COLD*

    • @ashraffshehabudin6638
      @ashraffshehabudin6638 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this clone war series?

    • @C120.
      @C120. ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashraffshehabudin6638 uh huh

  • @aidenayala2223
    @aidenayala2223 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro really hit ‘em with that “fuck out my face” shit lmao

  • @thecommentguy9380
    @thecommentguy9380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You do not exist anymore
    Darth Bane: understandable, have a great d- *dies**

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You know when the Jedi grand-grandmaster says: “dead you are” you know it’s business

  • @orangutanexpert
    @orangutanexpert ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I can't believe Yoda just dropped a Fist of the North Star references.

  • @jangofett7513
    @jangofett7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Darth bane: “and I took that personally”

  • @zacharysutter9403
    @zacharysutter9403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Imagine if he just slapped Yoda and went "real enough for you yet?"

    • @justsomerandomgamer2102
      @justsomerandomgamer2102 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yoda: "take this to courtroom, i will. charge you for assault, i must."

    • @commissarvarken7445
      @commissarvarken7445 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justsomerandomgamer2102 I didn’t know Yoda was jewish.

    • @halloweenjack31
      @halloweenjack31 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@commissarvarken7445 🤣

    • @justsomerandomgamer2102
      @justsomerandomgamer2102 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@commissarvarken7445 yoda: Jewish, i never was
      The Germans, foolish they were
      posesed the force, they did not

    • @sfvistorias6399
      @sfvistorias6399 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck around and find out- Yoda

  • @Leaniu
    @Leaniu ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Dead you are already" YOU DONT FEAR ME "no exist you dont anymore" AGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    • @joexplainz2708
      @joexplainz2708 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice, u typed out exactly what was in the clip.

  • @adamschultz8037
    @adamschultz8037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I know Anakin and Obi-Wan and the rest of the Jedi Masters and nights got most of the action during the clone wars but you can't deny the fact that Yoda is just a straight-up gangster and don't give up f#$k

    • @commissarvarken7445
      @commissarvarken7445 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guys 900 years old he stopped giving a fuck centuries ago, which was ultimately the ultimate folly of the Jedi letting someone so old and disconnected to everyday life lead for centuries.

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Yoda: “The oven, you have left on.”
    Darth Bane: “Ah crap be right back don’t move!”

  • @Dgr__003
    @Dgr__003 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Exist you do not, anymore” 😭😭 bruh yoda ruthless

  • @MrSkinz
    @MrSkinz ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I have never wanted a Yoda origin story so badly

    • @mieastra
      @mieastra ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit you're right, I dunno if we ever got one, even back before the EU was purged by Disney.

    • @berzerkbankie1342
      @berzerkbankie1342 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dont think anyone is allowed to create one. Like I legit think GL put it in the contract if you do a Yoda origin he gets the rights back.

    • @diegobordones2106
      @diegobordones2106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berzerkbankie1342what if it’s fine print, and Disney didn’t read it

    • @michalaubrecht1512
      @michalaubrecht1512 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@diegobordones2106don't do that, don't give us hope

    • @diegobordones2106
      @diegobordones2106 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michalaubrecht1512 hope is all we got left 😔

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You’re not real! You’re just my imagination!”
    “OH SHIT! REALLY?” *dies*

  • @AC-1Turdy
    @AC-1Turdy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Dead, you are”
    “Shit my bad G”

    • @MalachiDonavin
      @MalachiDonavin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bane was like: dead?! When did this happen?
      Then Yoda is just: back to the shadows from wence you came

  • @watevr4evr
    @watevr4evr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The way he points at him when he calls him an illusion is so cute, its like a little kid you're playing peek a boo with suddenly realizes you're just behind your hands

  • @TheWorldMemeDatabase
    @TheWorldMemeDatabase ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yoda: dead, she is. The accident, not your fault it was. Let go, you must.
    Bane: *cries with emotional healing*

  • @KingDusk278
    @KingDusk278 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When you tell the boogeyman that you’re not scared of the dark anymore

  • @Spycrafter-G-101
    @Spycrafter-G-101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Man i hope these actors live on to make more awesome stuff

  • @adamcatlin2853
    @adamcatlin2853 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how recognizable Mark Hamill's Voice is, this man is such a great actor on all spectrums

  • @iznogood4895
    @iznogood4895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Yoda: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Bane: Nani!!??

    • @kingsteel2972
      @kingsteel2972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mou shindeiru omae wa

  • @brainsteroids8043
    @brainsteroids8043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yoda be like: *"OMAE WA MOU, SHINDERU"*

    • @NightFallTheKingofIsekai
      @NightFallTheKingofIsekai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Mmm Shinderu Mou Omae Wa!"

    • @suserano7566
      @suserano7566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nani!?

    • @mr_inconspicuous
      @mr_inconspicuous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks translate for only removing the bold

    • @brainsteroids8043
      @brainsteroids8043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr_inconspicuous it's a reference to an old Fist of the North Star meme

    • @brandondaway1
      @brandondaway1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brainsteroids8043 First of the North Star is not Jojo.

  • @AshyBlasian
    @AshyBlasian ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Yoda, the most arrogant Jedi that can back it up

  • @SapphireTread
    @SapphireTread ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Yoda really just said “shindeiru omae wa mou”

    • @wesleydamen2018
      @wesleydamen2018 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Darth bane: NANI!

    • @GrizzliusMaximus
      @GrizzliusMaximus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was hoping to find a man of culture

    • @johanneabelsen1644
      @johanneabelsen1644 ปีที่แล้ว

      What language is that??

    • @mariannairam2218
      @mariannairam2218 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johanneabelsen1644
      Japan; it is from well known anime and it is translated to "You are dead already"
      "Omae wa mou shindeiru"

    • @johanneabelsen1644
      @johanneabelsen1644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't do anime, but thanks for the info.😀👍

  • @TheIrrelevantYT
    @TheIrrelevantYT ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine if Yoda said all that and walked forward...only to bump into Darth Bane.

  • @sandor4576
    @sandor4576 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh Gott, das Monster Rancher Intro hat eine Kindheitserinnerung in mir getriggert, die ich schon vergessen glaubte. Ich liebte diese Serie.😊

  • @corynn.l5146
    @corynn.l5146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    darth bane: so you've come to be my apprentice?
    yoda: omae wa mo shinaeru
    darth bane: NANI!?

  • @Death_Trooper716
    @Death_Trooper716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Little do we know Yoda had all the girls.

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yoda was fucking the younglings

    • @SubnautiDiver
      @SubnautiDiver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first word and the last word is all i want.

    • @Makkaru112
      @Makkaru112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SubnautiDiver little girls ???

    • @SubnautiDiver
      @SubnautiDiver ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Makkaru112 we got a winner:

    • @Depressed_until_dead
      @Depressed_until_dead ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@SubnautiDiver wtf

  • @DaMaximoff
    @DaMaximoff ปีที่แล้ว +35

    +"YOU MUST KILL ME"
    -"no"
    + * dies*

  • @thegongoolzler2677
    @thegongoolzler2677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Darth Bane: Be afraid of my presence.
    Yoda: N o

  • @bratty_cthulu
    @bratty_cthulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yoda really said: omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @LoodyA-Q
      @LoodyA-Q 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shindeiru, omae wa mou

  • @TheAncientOneVI
    @TheAncientOneVI ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Emotional damage”
    “That’s a lot of damage”
    -quotes from the legendary godly beings

  • @EmilyBenoist
    @EmilyBenoist ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You do not fear me?!
    Sith.exe has stopped working

  • @GentleGiantJoe
    @GentleGiantJoe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yoda just told an ancient Sith Ghost to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep. Nah man, Yoda gotta be the top GOAT of the Jedi, hands down.

    • @eybaza6018
      @eybaza6018 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If he had better grip strength he would have climbed back up and eventually kicked Sidious' ass

  • @lukeroberson2115
    @lukeroberson2115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved this arc. Yoda exploring ancient Sith magic was fucking awesome.

    • @mellonhead9568
      @mellonhead9568 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love how strong Yodas will is.... he has been through it all dealing with the temptations of the dark side in his journey as a Jedi

    • @selimhelal6060
      @selimhelal6060 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where is this from

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@selimhelal6060 Clone Wars Season 6

  • @curtblack8986
    @curtblack8986 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Literally the conversation I have in my head with these demons

  • @TheOnlySolipsist
    @TheOnlySolipsist ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yoda just cancelled himself out of the Revenge of the Jedi and made Luke look like he's kind of crazy.

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here’s a Japanese translation
    Yoda: Omae wa mou shindeirou
    Darth Bane: NANI?!!!

  • @yung_rayray17x
    @yung_rayray17x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: Where my dad go
    Yoda: to get milk he did

    • @Irmis98
      @Irmis98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Said you not funny
      Cringe, you are

    • @yung_rayray17x
      @yung_rayray17x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny I am

  • @LCBK
    @LCBK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark has voiced a powerful sith and played a powerful jedi

  • @Brandt_thee_sith
    @Brandt_thee_sith ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Proof you can speak things into existence😂

  • @logandelacruz2152
    @logandelacruz2152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yoda: *Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.*
    Bane: Nani?
    *SKREEEEEEEE*

  • @Foreigner_135
    @Foreigner_135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yoda: *"Omae wa mou shindeiru"*
    Bane: "Nani?!"