Rodney Munch - The Company’s Ugly Sweater Contest (Obscurest Vinyl)
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- Wake up, Susan!!
LYRICS:
I don’t get paid enough
To dress like a dick
I don’t get paid enough for
So fuck off with this shit.
Susan, I’m fine
But you must know the truth
The ugliest part of your sweater…is you
Susan, can’t you see it?
The wool is pulled over your eyes!
This sweater is not festive.
It’s just a bunch of corporate lies!
It’s not just a sweater,
it’s a fabric of control!
Have you lost all respect
Have you sold your soul? OH!
I don’t get paid enough
To dress like a dick
I don’t get paid enough for
So fuck off with this shit.
Susan, I’m fine
But you must know the truth
The ugliest part of your sweater…is you
No, No, Look at me, Susan!
Trust me, this isn’t about last year’s contest.When the boss made fun of my sweater.He said my sweater was low-effort.
So for the next two weeks,I filled a dozen bottles with piss.I poured the bottles into his desk drawers.And when he finally opened one of the drawers,He passed out from the smell of my piss, Susan!He hit his head on the desk, falling to the ground.
This had been on a Friday afternoon, Susan!So he was passed out in his office,covered in my piss for an entire weekend!DOES THAT SOUND LIKE LOW EFFORT, SUSAN!?
SO, GROW UP, SUSAN!!
WEAR YOUR UGLY SWEATER, SUSAN!
YOU’RE BRAINWASHED, SUSAN!
YOU’RE A SHEEP, SUSAN!
YOU HAVE NO IDENTITY, SUSAN!
OBEY YOUR MASTERS!, SUSAN!
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, SUSAN?!
I don’t get paid enough
To dress like a dick
I don’t get paid enough for
So fuck off with this shit.
Susan, I’m fine
But you must know the truth
The ugliest part of your sweater…is you
Written/composed by Glenn Robinson
No one cuts through corporate bullshit like Rodney Munch.
And on the company’s dime no less!
Top comment
I AGREE THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT! And I agree with the statement. It's a paradigm of Rodney Munch for sure...
Opening this while taking a shit on the company's dime
I love how it shifts from “this is corporate bs” to “I’m still unbelievably bitter about my sweater being mocked”
"THIS ISN'T ABOUT LAST YEAR'S CONTEST"
>It was 200% about last year's contest
NO WAY! OUR MAN RODNEY IS BACK! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!
YEAH BUDDY!!!!!!
Rodney Munch, The King of Proletarian Pop
Unfortunately big stores boycotted this song because of its anti-corporate message,but it still remains one of the top Christmas songs
"DOES THAT SOUND LIKE LOW-EFFORT SUSAAAAAAAANN??!?!!"
Ol’ Rod went full Nick Cage with that final “SUSAAAAN!”
That or the iconic line from the justly-mocked film Grim Weekend, also known as S.I.C.K. (Serial Insane Clown Killer)
"SUSAAAAAAN!"
I like how Rodney's boss/piss story arc comes full circle.
Rod and Mayor need to form a bowling team.
The opponents will just flee in terror the moment they see their names on the roster.
Rodney's rants really channel the fury of Mayor Breslin.
Right! So much so that I was waiting for the flute solo!
@@MM-kk8uh With "bitch!" punctuating the flute blasts.
They call that dynamic a "Blue Eyed Breslin"
I want an entire Rodney Munch album.
Love how pissing on the boss is still the theme here
Nice to see Rodney Munch make a return.
I like how at 1:38 Satan just takes over.
The whiplash from the transition into the final chorus is glorious 😂😂😂
Rodney Munch was actually the composer of a corporate themed musical sitcom called Break Time back in the 1980s.
The show had a simple yet innovative premise of each episode taking place during break time. The guy on the album cover isn't actually Rodney himself but actually the main character of the show.
The show centered around the main character, named Rick Dickerson, and his unusual antics. Most of them often involving bullying the boss with his piss, and causing all sorts of mischief during break time. The show was taken off the air after three seasons due to its obscene vulgarity and toilet humor. This happened right before the romantic subplot of Ricky and The Magical Unicorn Fairy Lady reached its conclusion. Rodney has gone on record saying the show would've concluded with Ricky committing a terrorist attack on the office building using a piss bomb that had been foreshadowed since the beginning of the series.
I'm starting to worry about Rodney's mental health. Still... he pumps out bangers.
susan been real quiet since this dropped
Off of his classic limited release Christmas album, "Bonuses for Bastards."
It did alright in Finland.
I’m saving this for the company Christmas potluck.
New Rodney Munch for Christmas. Was expecting him to do a song about Santa shitting down the chimney for Christmas (since he shits on company time too) but this still absolutely slaps too.
He's only gone and nailed the emotion again!
Rodney Munch is one of the best who ever did it. He didn’t like to mince words and could be very blunt when he had to be. Great stuff!
Rodney Munch had a real talent for tapping right into the cultural zeitgeist.
Rodney harbors a different yet equal amount of rage like Mayor Breslin.
I remember when we used to walk the neighborhood singing this very carol. Thank you. Brought a tear to my glass eye.
Rodney Munch, the only man who can fight against corporate chains that hold us, using his piss! And win!
The wool has been lifted from my eyes
The fabric of control is gone
YES! Couldn’t wait for the return of the Munch.
that was even more insane than I expected wtf 🤣amazing
Just when the world hadnt heard from him for 6 months, he came back! 😃🎄🎅
Rodney Munch, the king of the working class exposing the bullshit of the corporate overlords.
Rodney and his band always wore the nicest looking suits to their concerts.
HE'S BACK!! Bringing joy and truth to all this holiday season.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rodney's back...
Bro really is fed up with Susan 🤣
There's a Susan in every office
Rodney Munch speaks both of sweaters and of smashing the system. He was punk rock before punk rock was even a thing. A true pioneer in a corporate ugly sweater contest.
Susan catching more strays than Drake this year
Perfect for the Holiday season thank you Rodney Munch
YES!! Rodney Munch is back after a hiatus! Thank you, Obscurest Vinyl for making me laugh today -- I seriously needed to! I feel better now. Alls I can say is that Obscurest has written some super clever lyrics for this song. And to write one about about an office's Xmas holiday ugly sweater contest is very humorous to me. I never participated in ugly sweater day at any job I've had, so I probably would think the same about Susan too, haha 😂😂😂
A true Christmas Maverick.
SUE-ZAN!!!
From office drone pop to absolute Nu-metal outburst. God, there won't be anyone like Rodney.
This got even more unhinged than I was expecting xD
Rodney and the Mayor are begging for a duet.
The Middle 3 and now Rodney Munch is back?! Hell yeah, let's go.
I'm going to play this on Christmas Eve 😊
Rodney Munch is business upfront and party in the back.
That bridge/break took this to the next level.
A Hatesong for Susan, on TH-cam? What a Coincidence.
Susan Wojak may be dead but she still runs youtube
I wonder if Rodney's boss, Father O'Malley, and Lucho's doctor are in a support group together. "You wouldn't believe what he said about my wife this time!"
1:54 Rodney: "Almost lost my cool there 😅"
Please tell me this means we're going to be blessed with a full-length Obscurest Christmas album. 😂😂😂
Man , hes really laying into Susan.
Rodney mistook the coffee stain that vaguely looked like a Reindeer on Susan's sweater for a watermark.
The man himself! He’s how I found your channel.
This was played someone's mono system Christmas 1961.
thank you for acknowledging the fact that every office in America has a "Susan"
I’ve been waiting for new Rodney Munch!!
The GOAT Rodney Munch is back!
Does that sound like low effort, SUSAAAAAN!
Rodney Munch is a legend!
This will be blaring on my office during Christmas
Great work, Rodney!
Let it never be said that Rodney Munch doesn't put in the effort or say it like it is.
Love seeing Rodney comeback. I hope to see Trip Watkins again too.
Sorry for the double post but when is this up for sale?
How about a reupload with a work-friendly title and thumbnail so we can sneak this into the company's Christmas party playlist this year?
Rodney really gets it
This and "Squatting a Gift on the Boss' Desk" are the best songs on the Christmas album!
I trust that there are Christmas jumpers available to purchase featuring this thumbnail (?)
My favorite holiday song
more Rodney, we need more Rodney
Rodney Munch my guy!
I’m all for this new era of OV original compositions.
I'd rather take a shit on the company's dime.
I like to imagine the boss who passed out from the piss smell for an entire weekend is the same boss who got arrested in the bathroom
I’m positive it is
Is Rodney O.K.? He sounds like he may need to avail himself of the company's EAP.
Rodney is my release as I desperately try to find a new job.
YAAAASSSS!!! RODNEY MUNCH IS BACK!!!
Return of the Munch!!! Still sticking it to corporate culture once again!
Rodney played the long game with his bottles of piss. Playing 4d chess while everyone else is playing checkers
Man, Rage against the Machine really sounds different nowadays
Keep fighting the good fight Rodney Munch.
Man. The ONE day i don't take a shit on the company's dime...
Thank you so much. My life is yours!
Rodney Much grew up in Wichita, Kansas and worked at a hotel bar. He was discovered by 'Weird Al' Yankovic who was coming through town for a show. Rodney gave Al some of his lyrics and slipped him a cassette. Munch was dropped from his label after it was discovered he had an affair with a 15-year-old he met at a wedding. He's back working at the hotel bar, but his legacy lives on with his tracks he recorded for the Obscurest Vinyl label....
Rodney Munch, and weaponized urine. Name a more iconic duo.
Love it! But where is Trip Watkins laying down the beat to Father O'Malley's Christmas BS???! 😁
SUSAN
Brilliant, anymore Mayor Breslin on the way? 😊
Phew. That escelated quickly.
COOL!!
That escalated quickly
Someone check on Susan
I was hoping we’d get more Munch
This song brings me peace knowing I don't feel an intensity toward anyone like Rodney does about Susan (or his boss). 😆
Fuckin hilarious