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เข้าร่วมเมื่อ 22 พ.ค. 2023
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Reyna - Does Mrs Claus Do That? (OBSCUREST VINYL) Christmas music
Hey there Santa,how've you been?
I've been good, just queefing again.
I've got a wish,It's just for you,
But I gotta know if Mrs. Claus comes through.
Does she fist your holeUnder the mistletoe,
Blasting mad queefs on your north pole?
Does she whisper your name through her dusty gash?
Oh tell me Santa,Does Mrs. Claus do that?
'Cause I'm down to clown,Turn you upside down,
Snowing white pubes all over the ground.
Just call my name and we'll have a blast,
Oh tell me Santa,Does Mrs. Claus do that?
I wanna be degraded like a piece of shit,
You need a freak bitch on the naughty list.
Candy canes in your Crazy Ain,
The elves can watch our reindeer games.
Lyrics/melody/art/whatever by Glenn Robinson
I've been good, just queefing again.
I've got a wish,It's just for you,
But I gotta know if Mrs. Claus comes through.
Does she fist your holeUnder the mistletoe,
Blasting mad queefs on your north pole?
Does she whisper your name through her dusty gash?
Oh tell me Santa,Does Mrs. Claus do that?
'Cause I'm down to clown,Turn you upside down,
Snowing white pubes all over the ground.
Just call my name and we'll have a blast,
Oh tell me Santa,Does Mrs. Claus do that?
I wanna be degraded like a piece of shit,
You need a freak bitch on the naughty list.
Candy canes in your Crazy Ain,
The elves can watch our reindeer games.
Lyrics/melody/art/whatever by Glenn Robinson
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Roland Roscoe - Eating the Turkey (A THANKSGIVING SONG) | Obscurest Vinyl
มุมมอง 12K14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
Thank you, Lord, for the food before us and the hands that prepared it. whoa....what the fuck happened to the turkey? They must’ve had the turkey’s legs wrapped around their head, Maybe Ate its asshole clean Gobbled and licked till they lost their shit At least that’s what it looks like to me They must’ve been sucking and fucking the stuffing Right out of the dead bird Some people like to bone ...
Rodney Munch - The Company’s Ugly Sweater Contest (Obscurest Vinyl)
มุมมอง 14Kวันที่ผ่านมา
Wake up, Susan!! LYRICS: I don’t get paid enough To dress like a dick I don’t get paid enough for So fuck off with this shit. Susan, I’m fine But you must know the truth The ugliest part of your sweater…is you Susan, can’t you see it? The wool is pulled over your eyes! This sweater is not festive. It’s just a bunch of corporate lies! It’s not just a sweater, it’s a fabric of control! Have you l...
Gus Gustafson - Move Over, Dipshits, I'm Here to Melt Some Pussy (Obscurest Vinyl)
มุมมอง 19K14 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Pepperwood Tavern cut this man off after taking advantage of their endless Pepperwood Punch. Move over dipshits I’m here to melt some pussy Move over dipshits I’m here to melt some pussy Once I start pumping, That’s when we’re fuckin! At the Pepperwood Tavern Your evening is fucked! I’m squeezing and wheezing Till my schlong erupts! With all due respect You can go get fucked! Unless you’re ...
Jenny Stardust - Let Me Melt
มุมมอง 13K14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jenny Stardust - Let Me Melt I never asked to be made So put the carrot away I pray for the sun I pray for the rain Anything that wipes my existence away! You only made me to watch me die You only made me to watch me die You only made me to watch me die Jesus Christ, Do you know how that felt? Please, Just fuckin let me melt You ripped the carrot from my nose And put it where my dong should go ...
The Sticky Sweethearts - All I Want for Christmas Is Glue
มุมมอง 40Kหลายเดือนก่อน
All I want for Christmas Is Glue I’m up on your roof, totally nude I thought I’d surprise you, covered in glue. I fell down your chimney, now I'm stuck- Cryin' face down... ass up You and your man, having a night, Exchanging gifts by the firelight. You lit up the flames, I lost my grip. I heard you scream, “What the shit!?” Ho ho ho! What did I do? All I want for Christmas is glue Ho ho ho! Wha...
Mayor Breslin’s Jack o’ Lamptern Jamboree (FULL SPECIAL)
มุมมอง 22Kหลายเดือนก่อน
Light up your lamps and join your favorite Obscurest VInyl artists as we celebrate all things spooky, kooky, and all together ooky! 00:00 Jack-o'-Lamptern Jamboree Introduction 02:00 Mayor Breslin - Beggin' Like a Bitch 04:07 Jenny Stardust Introduction 04:41 Jenny Stardust - Candy Cigarettes 06:49 Cursin' with Big V Riggagotti 10:01 The Sticky Sweethearts - Lost in the Corn Maze 12:07 True Gho...
OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - Beggin' Like a Bitch
มุมมอง 45Kหลายเดือนก่อน
LYRICS: Oh hell no There’s no fuckin’ way! Coming to my house, Begging like a bitch, Dressed up like a muppet, I’m about to lose my shit! There’s no tricks or treats You’re like fuckin’ forty-three Holding out your pillowcase I’ll fuckin’ rip it out your hand, Tie it over your empty head, And give you a fuckin’ lamp! Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror Why? Is that alright? I just wanted you to see ...
88.6 WFRT 04 | Double Flip Pineapple Split
มุมมอง 5K2 หลายเดือนก่อน
www.patreon.com/Obscurest_Vinyl Today on 88.6 WFRT, Crazy Ain faces tough questions about the mysterious and illegal events that took place over the weekend at the middle school lock-in. With the details still under wraps, Ain struggles to keep his cool while navigating the scrutiny. Meanwhile, Chef Ted, the world-renowned knife master, returns to the studio to reluctantly perform one of his in...
Teenage Beers | I'm Not Changing (For Gym Class)
มุมมอง 19K3 หลายเดือนก่อน
Super rare single from Teenage Beers. (Not A.I.) LYRICS: Who the fuck is Physical Ed? Why does he want to see me undress? Gimme detention, gimme an F I won’t surrender in this war of threads! I’m not changing for gym class I’m not changing for gym class I’m not your puppet I’m not a drone You call it discipline I call it control! I’m sick of the lies, it makes me sick Why does my coach wanna se...
OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - Cruisin' For a Contusion
มุมมอง 95K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
www.patreon.com/Obscurest_Vinyl LYRICS Pull over, motherfucker! I’m beyond irate! You’ve been driving 25, And now I’m fuckin' late! I punched my roof, Turned my fists black and blue. I bit my steering wheel, Till I broke a fuckin’ tooth. I just wanted to see What this asshole looks like. He looks like an asshole, So I was fuckin' right! Oh, you’re Cruisin’ for a contusion! Cruisin’ for a contus...
I GLUED MY B*LLS TO MY B*TTHOLE AGAIN IS BACK…AGAIN
มุมมอง 75K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
I GLUED MY B*LLS TO MY B*TTHOLE AGAIN IS BACK…AGAIN
The Sticky Sweethearts - The First Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
มุมมอง 91K4 หลายเดือนก่อน
The Sticky Sweethearts - The First Time I Saw Your Dad Nude
88.6 WFRT 03 | "Now That's Straight Up!"
มุมมอง 10K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
88.6 WFRT 03 | "Now That's Straight Up!"
OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - You’re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen
มุมมอง 280K5 หลายเดือนก่อน
OBSCUREST VINYL | Mayor Breslin - You’re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen
The Sticky Sweethearts (Original BACK TO THE FUTURE edit)
มุมมอง 44K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
The Sticky Sweethearts (Original BACK TO THE FUTURE edit)
The Sticky Sweethearts - Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)
มุมมอง 211K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
The Sticky Sweethearts - Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)
Reyna - Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It's Friday)
มุมมอง 169K6 หลายเดือนก่อน
Reyna - Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It's Friday)
88.6 WFRT 00 | Crazy Ain in the Morning
มุมมอง 38K7 หลายเดือนก่อน
88.6 WFRT 00 | Crazy Ain in the Morning
Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)
มุมมอง 150K7 หลายเดือนก่อน
Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)
Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company’s Dime (FULL SONG)
มุมมอง 1M7 หลายเดือนก่อน
Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company’s Dime (FULL SONG)
Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)
มุมมอง 655K7 หลายเดือนก่อน
Jenny Stardust - My Arms Are Just F*ckin' Stuck Like This (FULL SONG)
Reyna - F**kin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole (FULL SONG)
มุมมอง 133K7 หลายเดือนก่อน
Reyna - F kin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole (FULL SONG)
Kevin Walker | "Red, White, and Cancelled: An American Comedy Album" (Official Trailer)
มุมมอง 34Kปีที่แล้ว
Kevin Walker | "Red, White, and Cancelled: An American Comedy Album" (Official Trailer)
“I’m up on your roof, totally nude” Immediately paused song
Get this on all the store Muzak playlists right now.
A new Christmas Classic.
Literally every Friday since I heard this song the chorus gets stuck in my head and it makes the day even better
This is a Christmas classic in my family. 🎄🎁🎅🤶
This is a billboard hit for sure
Reyna gives us a proper, family friendly Xmas song. Unlike that smut peddler Mariah!
Hmm
It was Roscoe all along. How else would he be armed with so many grisly details?
Starting to realize why they are called the sticky sweethearts
Asking the AI to summarize this video is *chefs kiss*
Queefs always make me so nostalgic because of this song!!
No she does not.
I'm constantly checking to see if Mayor Breslin will have a Christmas song, but these are good, too.
New Year’s Eve song - ‘No Fucking Fireworks at Nine PM’.
Timeless classic
I picture you just laughing your butt off making these songs. That is the true power of Christmas right here!
My wish for Christmas is to go back to the person I was before I listened to this.
What a bop
Where is the duo with Mayor?
Stuff like this should be on a GTA radio station.
YT keeps unsubbing me from your channel🤷🏻
Reyna's been a very bad girl. Santa's very okay with that.
Call me Mrs. Claus, baby
These are all great, but I’m waiting to hear what the mayor has to say about the holidays
Just a tad bit too degenerate.
I hope I get to hear this at Walmart next time I'm there
Reyna knows her audience, and she knows *precisely* why we are all here.
The best song about queefing ever done.
Fun Fact: Crazy Ain (his legal name) was immaculately conceived to this song
Fisting someone’s hole under the mistletoe is WILD
Not a fan of the callbacks. Don't make things out of things
Ha! You’re in the wrong place.
You must be the boss that Rodney had a problem with at the company's ugly sweater contest 😅
You sound like you deserve a fuckin lamp
**calls back then hangs up**
This should be a replacement for the annoying Mariah Carey Christmas song. 😂😅😅😂😂😂
Please release an actual vinyl album with all the christmas songs on it.
Excellent, another violently explicit hit from Obscurest Vinyl
Now this is a Christmas jam right here!!!!!
My parents used to always play this for us kids in the 90s as we'd sit next to a Christmas tree with Toys R Us presents to unwrap and Blockbuster videos to rent. I miss the classics, nobody today will ever evoke the emotions that Reyna does on Christmas 🥺
Always reminds me of Belinda Carlisle.
Reyna and Jenny Stardust need to do a song together.
Anyone in 2024?
I won't be in 2024 for much longer.
Mariah Carey eat your heart out.
Mariah turned it down and was pissed after this song hit the all time Christmas song play chart.
Love it. I need a crazy b1tch.
Just in time for my company Christmas party this Friday 😏😏😏
Reyna was one of the first people to be on Santa's naughty list and still get exactly what they wanted for Christmas.
The Crazy Ain shoutout was diabolical.
I need the full version of Cha cha cha 😭
Haha it’s up!
Thank you!! I’ll be eagerly waiting for it 😄
This one is getting played at the company Christmas party!
So great to re-listen to these classic songs. Brings back great memories.
Can we just cancel AI now?
I’m not sure if this is AI.
@@DepressyDuck It is, their channel is all ai sung songs
Yeah this doesnt seem like AI to me buddy, nice try though
The voice is AI, but the song and album art is human made.
@@beautifulhanson2519 you are clearly new here
👌
In your face Mariah Carey