Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ส.ค. 2024
  • This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
    Next week: some scary sins.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
    •CinemaSins website: www.cinemasins... •
    •Channels•
    --TVSins: / @tvsins
    --MVS: / @musicvideosins
    •Members get MORE! ALL videos early, bonus videos and podcasts, merch discounts and MORE on Patreon!• / cinemasins
    •Merch!• teespring.com/...
    •Podcasts•
    -SinCast A weekly chat with Jeremy, Chris and Barrett about their love and hatred for movies and entertainment. cinemasins.lib...
    --Behind the Sins: CinemaSins writers Aaron, Jonathan and Deneé, give a behind the scenes look at what it takes to release the previous week's videos across the CinemaSins brand. redcircle.com/...
    •Writers Social•
    Jeremy: / cinemasins
    Chris: / sincastcinemasins
    Barrett: / musicvideosins
    Aaron: / aarondicer
    Jonathan: / samloomis13
    Deneé / deneesays
    •Discord: Request on Facebook or Reddit!
    •Reddit: / cinemasins
    •Jeremy's Book: cinemasins.com...

ความคิดเห็น • 12K

  • @CappyK
    @CappyK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4274

    I like how the Raptors keep getting smarter in each movie. It started out as "They hunt in packs." That's about it. Now Blue is a MENSA candidate after she completed her Masters in Philosophy at Brown

    • @EnglishBaconOfficial
      @EnglishBaconOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      CaptainKipup Philosoraptor

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Technically they did claim in the first movie that they were "extremely intelligent" and compared them to apes, or something like that if I recall right.

    • @CappyK
      @CappyK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      If I'm honest... I set that joke up in the hopes that a Meme Lord would come and show himself.

    • @GlaurungTheGreat
      @GlaurungTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      In the inevitable sequel series: "We're in space! Surely they can't get to us here. Good Lord, is that... are they... how are they even able to carry rocket engines with those claws?"

    • @andrewksmash8862
      @andrewksmash8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Philosophy was an odd choice there

  • @nobodysdawn493
    @nobodysdawn493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4692

    How could you not sin the fact that the giant, killer water dino’s exhibit apparently was designed with an unnecessarily giant water dino sized door that for some reason opens directly into the open ocean?

    • @ghostcityshelton9378
      @ghostcityshelton9378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Why if the door was opened all this time would it still be there in the first place? If door wasn't opened it should have starved by now. Duh!

    • @j.jonahjameson5729
      @j.jonahjameson5729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@ghostcityshelton9378 yes but he's saying that why would they put a gate there anyway there is literally no point other than plot

    • @HAL-vm3wn
      @HAL-vm3wn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      How can they not sin this movie's biggest sin: the 2nd one was called "The Lost World: Jurassic Park", so why the fuck isn't this called "The Lost Park:Jurassic World"?

    • @paulae4033
      @paulae4033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Because Jeremy doesn't sin actual flaws from the movie, he just makes jokes

    • @newyorkny5023
      @newyorkny5023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Filtration* Or the fact the Mosasaur closure moved spots between movies just so it could escape.

  • @captainprice1820
    @captainprice1820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2916

    Shoots gun at T-Rex: *Does Nothing*
    Mosquito: Is able to penetrate skin

    • @elvis4868
      @elvis4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LUL

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Big mosquito.

    • @samueljoba6342
      @samueljoba6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Was no ordinary mosquito. Mosquitosaurus

    • @jaja_jupiter740
      @jaja_jupiter740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Remember the food chain: Mosquito > Saitama > T-Rex

    • @redbepis4600
      @redbepis4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ignorthepain bullet stronger

  • @user-kx6yp8cm7w
    @user-kx6yp8cm7w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    So we’re gonna ignore that fact that Chris Pratt’s character is able to run through the highly toxic volcanic ash without dying or even a little cough?

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I saw that in the trailer and immediately went, "Fuck that movie." This is the closest I will ever get to watching this dumpster fire.

    • @nobro6971
      @nobro6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Don’t forget he survives the literal void of space in the guardians movies. Chris Pratt is invincible

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@A. Sayied More like fell into a CinemaSins TH-cam hole and clicked because I figured I would enjoy watching someone point out all everything wrong with this movie.

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WATCH CINEMAWINS!
      It's smoke.
      Ah, I'm gonna get a fuck ton of hate for saying this, but at least I have a goddamn opinion, this is my second favorite Jurassic Park movie. Don't freak, my first is Jurassic Park, calm down.

    • @beckettmaffei
      @beckettmaffei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @A. Sayied I also commented it. Also, this is a top comment. People read replies. How did I get here?

  • @flamingserpanite
    @flamingserpanite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    A few sins he didn't mention but that stood out to me.
    1. Dino vet lady apparently has a degree in that field despite having never actually seen a dinosaur before.
    2. She has all the attitude towards computer guy because "she's a doctor."
    3. That orb thing only leaks water where the plastic was broken, meaning it must be airtight otherwise. Those two kids from the first movie would've passed out after 5 minutes with no fresh air.
    4. They made a secret underground laboratory, but decided to keep the dumbwaiter going down there.
    5. The indoraptor went from standing on the roof to being on the girls balcony, but didn't make a single sound as it dropped down.
    6. Blue went from barely not eating Owen in the last movie to following his commands like a fricken' pokemon.
    7. They play triumphant music when she releases the dinosaurs, as if it's a glorious scene rather than a massive crime against humanity.

    • @bizzless2308
      @bizzless2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      You knew it was going to be a trash film when one of the first scenes shows Claire being dropped off in a car courtesy of the estate and the woman who answers the door says "you're early". How could she possibly be early if she arrived exactly when you sent a car to get her?! Laziest writing I've ever seen

    • @lvo9197
      @lvo9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      1) Also: the dinosaurs decide to suddenly get over from the fear of fire and explosions only to try and eat the protagonist, because, running from lava and volcanic ash and falling through a cliff into the ocean are not high enough stakes.
      2) Military guy turns out to be evil... what a plot twist
      3) corporate CEO who looks too good to be true turns out to be evil, what a plot twist.
      4) We didn´t care about the already broken up Owen and Claire relationship, so let´s make them split up between movies so we can watch them get together again (also... what a plot twist)
      5) Use laser guided dinosaurs as a weapon in a time where guns and laser guided missiles are a thing is beyond what anyone´s suspension of disbelief can take.
      6) Big movie monster created specifically for this movie ends up escaping, what a plot twist.

    • @valiang8867
      @valiang8867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      CrassKal Blue is a pack animal, now Owen is the only pack she has, why would she not follow his orders? That would be against all sorts of logic
      Also I'm sorry, releasing a bunch of animals after they had been imprisoned for their entire lives on an island is apparently a bad thing, tbh there are more dangerous animals that actually exist in modern times, in fact nearly all the Dinosaur that were released could live happily in the wild for however long they have left to live without ever needing to even go near humans

    • @Red-nh7qy
      @Red-nh7qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@valiang8867 well thank god we have you the dinosaur expert who stuides all of their moves and habits to know what these very real dinosaurs would and wouldn't do

    • @stephanieboggian8636
      @stephanieboggian8636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes to number one. I said that exact thing in the cinema. What the heck did she use to study.

  • @Codraroll
    @Codraroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Biggest missed sin for me: There are maybe fifty dinosaurs that escape the mansion at the end. What do you call a species with only fifty specimens left in the world? Critically endangered, that's what. And those dinosaurs are:
    1) Not even of the same species.
    2) Not adapted to the climate (Isla Nublar has a massively different climate than northern California - the existence of winters, for one).
    3) More than possibly not adapted to the plant and animal life available as food.
    4) Possibly the coolest trophies any amateur hunter could display on his mantlepiece, meaning there would be a lot of people seeking to kill them just for the bragging rights.
    5) Already proven to be able to be hunted down and collected by a small company of mercenaries with small-arms weapons (literally the first act of the movie), meaning that 4) is a major concern even if you don't take the military into account.
    So yeah, if cold, hunters or starvation wasn't already certain to kill them all off in half a year or less, in-breeding would ensure there wouldn't be more than a couple more dinosaur generations at most. Releasing them into the world from northern California would be a global threat on the same scale as a dozen crocodiles escaping from a zoo in northern Finland.
    Do I expect the next movie to take this into account? Not even remotely. Probably, there will suddenly be thousands of them running around, perfectly adapted to any and every ecosystem.

    • @hannahf5796
      @hannahf5796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well said!

    • @JorgeTorrespluspage
      @JorgeTorrespluspage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      The only species that might thrive as an invading species is the compys, tiny little dino rats.

    • @Codraroll
      @Codraroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Rats without fur, and with tiny bodies that generate little heat, but whose surface is large enough to radiate quite a lot away. They'd be screwed in winter too, but I guess some of them could make it south before that happens. Either way, there's still too few of them to re-populate a species, they'd succumb to in-breeding even if they found an environment they could thrive in.

    • @pillowdargon
      @pillowdargon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      they're all females though. they can't even breed.

    • @ekaj7466
      @ekaj7466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i wonder how long it’ll take them to go EXTINCT again?

  • @whichDude
    @whichDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    A freaking SUV ramps it way into a boat and somehow none of the soldiers notice it despite that they are everywhere.

    • @Deutalios818
      @Deutalios818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Movie physics

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They noticed it. They probably thought it was stragglers from their group.

    • @alexh2509
      @alexh2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ron Perrine jr yes

    • @tymiller590
      @tymiller590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boy really said “freaking”

    • @eatsmylifeYT
      @eatsmylifeYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It looked like a Unimog, which is a truck. Not a pickup truck. A truck.

  • @giot9972
    @giot9972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    He forgot that in the first movie they had jimmy Fallon explain how the hamster balls could be impenetrable to bullets however Owen shot right threw it during the underwater scene

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I think that was to show how little control the people at Jurassic world had of the dinosaurs. I think it was a throwback to the first movie where they said that the control was an illusion

    • @quentinantoine4183
      @quentinantoine4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yes but jimmy Fallon so its still a sin

    • @carlwheezerofsouls3273
      @carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      honestly theres no good excuse for that, its the same as them saying “it doesn’t want to eat, it wants to HUNT!” and then ingoring that later by just casually feeding a T-rex a chained-up goat. they do this constantly, laying down rules for the future only to break them for plot convenience.

    • @SeekersLegacy
      @SeekersLegacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You clowns really need to get better taste and stop pretending that these are somehow bad movies.

    • @crendler9912
      @crendler9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bullets fired underwater break apart almost instantly. A 50 caliber bullet won't make it through 4 feet of water.

  • @drunknmonkey696
    @drunknmonkey696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Wait a sec - no sin for the hole "shooting the gyrosphere under water" thing when in the first movie there literally was a scene with Jimmy Fallon shooting that thing with a .50cal to proof that it's bulletproof?

    • @baconchickenforty-two9208
      @baconchickenforty-two9208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      wow i didnt even remember that until now, thats fucking hilarious. thank you

    • @Jakushka
      @Jakushka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      The pressure on it from the water could have weakened the glass? I got nothing. I'm a long time Jurassic Park fan and I didn't find anything good about this movie other than the dinosaur themselves.

    • @nevmiku
      @nevmiku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Jakushka Water pressure would be coming from the outside in and since it's a sphere, it would strengthen the glass, not weakening it. Like squeezing an egg. Only when you squeeze too hard that it will crack, but that's at depths well below where they were.

    • @Jakushka
      @Jakushka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @NeV Miku I wasn't trying to defend the movie in any way. Honestly it's absolutely terrible. It was the only remotely plausible explanation I could think of. I am glad that it was a handgun which can be fire underwater and not have the bullet disintegrate after a few feet rather than some kind of AR which would have been absolutely ineffective in any way though.

    • @sawthesky
      @sawthesky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This movie was god awful and I’m a big Jurassic Park fan. I actually liked the first Jurassic World. But this one? Holy shit I wanted my money back after it ended. The writing, the plot holes, the characters, everything about this movie was shit.

  • @randylizotte
    @randylizotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2667

    Can watch a hundred movies where people die all sad and I feel nothing
    But that damn dinosaur on the pier being engulfed is heartbreaking

    • @ashishhembrom3905
      @ashishhembrom3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yep Schindler's list was not heartbreaking at all.

    • @tlr0512345
      @tlr0512345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i know X(

    • @chumkle
      @chumkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I was waiting for him to say *I'm not crying *

    • @hannahh8223
      @hannahh8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      fun fact (not really), that brachiosaurus was confirmed to be the first dinosaur you see in the original Jurassic Park... yikes

    • @2128jrandall
      @2128jrandall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @BoBandy Same way. I can be shown mounds of bodies, the goriest of murders, and I won't bat an eyelash. Put on an ASPCA commercial and I lose my shit. Nothing wrong with it.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    100sins for that entire Jimmy Fallon skit last movie about how the gyro sphere glass can resist a fifty caliber bullet but the Owen just shoots holes through the same glass, underwater.

    • @getzo5340
      @getzo5340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Boss Man Well, that ruined this movie for me...

    • @crystalearly9811
      @crystalearly9811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Boss Man nice catch!! I’ve seen all these movies countless times and never caught that!

    • @shortstuff780
      @shortstuff780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@crystalearly9811 how could you see the more then once. Biggest disappointed movie of 2018. With happy time murder following right behind

    • @SirMoeThe2nd
      @SirMoeThe2nd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crystalearly9811 Addition hotlines. Give em a call

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boss Man I started to watch "Jurassic World"---for free on TV and changed channels about ten minutes in, so I never had any interest in seeing this mish-mash. If I hadn't seen that clip of him apparently going to blow a hole in armored glass or whatever, I wouldn't have believed anyone would've been stupid enough to include it! A firearm triggered underwater--even if it could do so in air!--wouldn't penetrate it. A bullet fired into a ballistic lab's tank will come to a *complete stop* in one to two feet. (Saw and heard this on "Homicide Hunter" night before last.) This is about as dumb as the "silenced revolver" they're still showing, all these years later.

  • @islanublar4561
    @islanublar4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Maisie: they're alive like me
    Owen: "shoots Maisie and closes the doors"
    Everyone: "shocked"
    Owen: Eh, they can make another one

    • @lillavalentine5852
      @lillavalentine5852 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @islanublar4561
      @islanublar4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lillavalentine5852 you're right they can't

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Much better than the movie

    • @Thebaconmurderer
      @Thebaconmurderer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Owen: "She just killed an unknown amount of human, animal, and plant life on the scale unprecedented in history. When was the last time the Earth has had to feed animals that can clear an entire forest that we also use for building in a week?"

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    4:31 Anakin was literally further away from the fire than that.

    • @alethiamillner5603
      @alethiamillner5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For real!

    • @joesphsmiththethird4432
      @joesphsmiththethird4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreedo

    • @Raelarial
      @Raelarial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      and yet he was burned alive, this guy is basically scott free

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe he was in the Navy

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The like made me realize. A jedi\sith Navy would be freaking terrifying..

  • @ThemisticShadow
    @ThemisticShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    You also forgot to mention that:
    1. Lava falls on the dinossaur and instead of melting its face just burns a little bit and he can shake it off.
    2. Owen survives jumping of a fucking cliff and not a single dinosaur falls in his head.

    • @despinasgarden.4100
      @despinasgarden.4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah when i saw the lava scene i just laughted, that thing should be dead and with the skull melted in the moment.

    • @henriksandstrom2161
      @henriksandstrom2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah I think you have wrong

    • @JDStone-jg8cg
      @JDStone-jg8cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@despinasgarden.4100 Not quite . . . you can slap lava and only receive minor burns if you're quick. Just like you can swing your arms through a blow torch and it won't even singe your hair. Look up the hacksmiths video on putting his hand through his Protosaber with a plasma based flame. So in this scene the dino probably should have some third degree burns, but it certainly wouldn't have died outright. You could also watch some videos by Kyle Hill, he's done a couple of videos on lava. one of which he put a replica of the one ring from lotr in some man made lava and then found it perfectly whole. you could still read the etching on the side . . .

    • @TheConspiredOne
      @TheConspiredOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you expect a dinosaur to fall in his head though? It would have to dive right into his earhole. Think please.

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv ปีที่แล้ว

      Except lava doesn't behave the way its portrayed in movies, it doesn't just instantly vaporize whatever it touches, if you held some in your hand it would probably take a few minutes before it burns you to the bone

  • @josh__jimison
    @josh__jimison 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5742

    He forgot the fact the way you controlled indoraptor is by pointing a gun at the person you want to die. You can just shoot the gun! you do not need the super expensive unnecessary and dangerous dinosaur when you have a gun pointed at the person you want to kill.

    • @tatefranz2047
      @tatefranz2047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Josh Jimison hishe

    • @Foxtrot369
      @Foxtrot369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      It's America... _"Guns don't kill people"_ remember? Apparently you just point them at people and they die by magic.
      Or dinosaur...

    • @joanofarc6052
      @joanofarc6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The Dinosaur is a way much more safer and better way for war.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Or just get a simple laser pointer, like the one I use for my cat. Let the fun begin!

    • @jamisong.9653
      @jamisong.9653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      "This is the most advanced gun ever built. It has a built in dino attack mode, fires 5.56mm incindiary bullets, and bling out the wazzoo. I call it "The Overcompensator".

  • @spectrumskies4934
    @spectrumskies4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Nobody talking about how the Mosasaur survived? Last thing it ate was the Indominus and its tank was NEVER being cleaned

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I definitely believe it would attack a random Dino that got too close but idk about the tank not being cleaned

    • @rocekth
      @rocekth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There are smaller things that have survived way longer without food, not exactly that much of a stretch

    • @xaoc1421
      @xaoc1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Movie logic i guess

    • @dynastypierce3997
      @dynastypierce3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1. The beginning took place a few weeks after Jurassic World was destroyed by dinosaurs.
      2. Did you not see how big the indominus Rex was? Probably could keep mosasaur fed for a couple of weeks.
      3.lets not forget dinosaurs were let loose and at some point they have to drink water. Clearly mosasaur ate those that came to her tank.
      This is why no one is talking about it because there are plenty of reasons why it's possible for the mosasaur to survive that you couldn't figure out.

    • @marklee9352
      @marklee9352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@rocekth the bigger you are the more food you need

  • @littleantony8944
    @littleantony8944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    4:34
    THIS, THIS AND THIS!
    I'm tired of seeing movies treating fire and lava like it burns you only if you touch it.

    • @renee_is_pink
      @renee_is_pink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup

    • @cipherpoi9834
      @cipherpoi9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fire and lava = cold and icy vs when you touch it 😐👉🔥 wow that’s.... that’s hot

    • @tweetyoaky6363
      @tweetyoaky6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can stand on lava tho??

    • @DavidEllis94
      @DavidEllis94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tweetyoaky6363 No, you cannot. There is no safely getting that close without significant protection.

    • @tweetyoaky6363
      @tweetyoaky6363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Ellis yes you can lol, I know people who have done it. Just google it. Smh.

  • @soren7550
    @soren7550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    No sins for the "I'm a theoretical dino vet that has never actually seen a dino and also somehow never got a job that would be in very high demand from the people that would very much need a dino vet", and the whole "the only way we can save these dinos from being gassed to death is to release them from their cages and then open the doors to vent the gas, no way no how we can just open the doors to vent the gas while keeping the dinos in their cages"?

    • @mdb45424
      @mdb45424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for the 2nd one MOVIE TIE IN. the writers wrote themselves into a corner and this was a lazy way to fix it.

    • @davidmhh9977
      @davidmhh9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1. The only people hiring dino vets would be Jurassic World, so it would be incredibly competitive to get hired. Also, when the park closed, likely just before after she finished her degree, basically the entire job market for dino vets would go under overnight.
      2. The gasses wouldn't vent fast enough with just the doors open, so the dinosaurs would also need get into the open air. I'm pretty sure if you had poisonous gas in your house you wouldn't open the doors and windows and stay in the house, you would leave.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How about the idea for it in the first place? There's a lot of things not sinned in this movie. How about Jeff Goldblum not even being in the movie for more than a couple minutes?

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@CMCAdvanced The a scummy thing was that they kept mentioning him in videos and ads like he was a huge part of the movie

    • @meldrickedwards1785
      @meldrickedwards1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariobadia4553 they used jeff goldblums name to try and get people ecited.

  • @mentlinc
    @mentlinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Indorapter roars at the top of its lungs on the roof for no logical reason....then proceeds to sneak down the other side of the house to surprise it's prey😂

    • @ashutoshdeodhar4710
      @ashutoshdeodhar4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah and why the fuck it would stick around, its free it should have left the place and start eating humans outside.

    • @leobrad2199
      @leobrad2199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@ashutoshdeodhar4710 yea but it read the script so it knew where it was suppose to be.

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Larry Bradley, clever girl.

    • @Deutalios818
      @Deutalios818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe it’s the indoraptor saying, “DANGIT I’M WET AND I HATE IT!!!!!”

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ashutoshdeodhar4710 I think it was a really dramatic diva, who was just having fun on the hunt. That's also why it went from attacking wildly to roaring on the roof to sneaking into the room veeeeery slooooowly.
      I mean, if this was a comedy movie series, you'd see that Indoraptor moving to Hollywood to make it big as an actress.

  • @angelomordini6779
    @angelomordini6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Can we talk about how that little girl released multiple dinos out into the human world/suburbs bc they were “like her” all that innocent human blood about to be spilt from dinos is on her hands

    • @IwashereJay
      @IwashereJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's like 10 dinosaurs, and most of them not even in pairs. Let's just be honest, the whole Jurassic world premise is bullshit

    • @zogood3495
      @zogood3495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Jerry Graham like Ian Malcolm stated "life finds a way"

    • @michaelbachtell1369
      @michaelbachtell1369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@IwashereJay you can be honest but I love the whole Jurassic franchise and there are a few things wrong with it but I don't care

    • @aravsingh2868
      @aravsingh2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I honestly don’t blame her. She’s still a kid. She just found that her entire life she was a clone of her mother,who she loved even tho she never saw her. The dinosaurs were also clones. She felt an attachment to them. She saw the dying and released cause she’s a kid,she doesn’t know any better and also this was a split second decision cause they were about to die.

    • @tcreative4610
      @tcreative4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jerry Graham they still need to a pair.

  • @WMFilms25
    @WMFilms25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    Your voice was in my head so many times when I watched this.

    • @Dantheman19961-e
      @Dantheman19961-e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Especially the "Roll Credits"

    • @legatomisterioso7
      @legatomisterioso7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me too, movie sucked and thought about doing my own sins video

    • @JYMAHJAMES
      @JYMAHJAMES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dantheman19961-e every movie I watch, that shit is stuck in my head 😂😂

  • @adamwoolston253
    @adamwoolston253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    How about Jimmy Fallon making a big deal about the glass ball thing being bullet proof in the first movie, like up to a 50 cal, then Chris Pratt casually shoots a hole in it with a NINE MILLIMETER... *UNDERWATER.* Seriously, go watch a video of what happens when you fire a gun underwater, it definitely won't break glass.

    • @lucasboi837
      @lucasboi837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is why Incredibles 1 follows better logic than that

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I always thought about the bullet not working underwater but I forgot those gyrosphereres could withstand a 50 cal bullet

    • @jhamircounsel711
      @jhamircounsel711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah that's pretty sin worthy

    • @victorramirez1665
      @victorramirez1665 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Under water glass is more easier to brake glass

    • @regularusername5516
      @regularusername5516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@victorramirez1665 true, except that a bullet underwater is like trying to stab someone with a spoon, and also glass that is bulletproof to a 50 caliber bullet would break to, MAYBE a 50 caliber, not a nine mil

  • @VincentWeir
    @VincentWeir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    I've never seen Jeremy so pissed about a movie. Shit.

    • @bro-be3bd
      @bro-be3bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Well, I've seen wayyyy more sins than this... And he didn't add any extra sins, just 1 sin each time.

    • @TrashHeapCustodian
      @TrashHeapCustodian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, I expected at least a huge multiplier bonus round.

    • @Darkbiscuit
      @Darkbiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He probably didn’t want to watch anymore...I didn’t

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he was way more angry at furious 7 and 8

    • @rudye5259
      @rudye5259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nah he was quite pissed about Pete's Dragon, the original one.

  • @florencegreep7315
    @florencegreep7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    How did Ben Lockwood not realize that there was a whole lab down in his basement (which looks bigger than the rest of his house I may add) lmao 😂 that electricity bill must have been higher than wiz Khalifa 🤪

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Higher than snoop dogg and Willie Nelson hanging out

    • @florencegreep7315
      @florencegreep7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      snickelfrits fellow 😂

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Higher than Dexter's labratory lol 🤣

    • @tailsofpearls
      @tailsofpearls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He knew. Where do you think he made Maise?

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tailsofpearls u sure?

  • @flex-solo7807
    @flex-solo7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Owen: *Almost gets killed multiple times by dinosaurs
    Claire, seconds later:NOOOO THE DINOSAURS ARE DYING OUT

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      tbf Owen seems to have super powers that allow him to escape every situation, even being like an inch away from lava and not being affected whatsoever

    • @Antesdelfinadmin
      @Antesdelfinadmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be fair, that's how most liberals think!

    • @SpaceStrike
      @SpaceStrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Antesdelfinadmin liberals are republicans right

    • @SpaceStrike
      @SpaceStrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Antesdelfinadmin cause you racist trump supporters are idiots

    • @SpaceStrike
      @SpaceStrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tydalrave2333 except avengers

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    "I had to, theyre alive... like me"
    **pulls out gun and shoots her** "Not anymore. Now lets go hunt some dino's"

    • @hamsterdumplings3420
      @hamsterdumplings3420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      My god that would be dark as shit but funny as hell😂

    • @kryptickiddo8481
      @kryptickiddo8481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Now that is a movie I'd enjoy watching 😂

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I would have punched that kid in the face so hard and *GLADLY* go to jail. She's one of the most entitled characters I've ever come across _ever_.

    • @MSRooky350z
      @MSRooky350z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@r.j.penfold it's a littke girl, that has more reasoning than most humans alive today, and you call HER entitled?...

    • @usuilucifer8922
      @usuilucifer8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Mister Twister reasoning of WHAT!??? Of killing/endangering hundred if not thousands of human life? The fucking dinosaur HAD their time for fucking millions of years. HUNDREDS MILLIONS to be correct. Human had 2 millions at most! When it time to go let them go why let them live in an age that no longer belong to them. It like teleporting you to the ice age so you live with mammoths and saber tooth tiger.

  • @LilleTotte
    @LilleTotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    You forgot to sin that Owen was able to nearly outrun the pyroclastic flow from the volcano (the ash cloud). Those things move at speeds of 100km/h / 62mph on average but can reach 700km/h / 430mph, and Owed does not.
    Also, he is engulfed in the flow before jumping from the cliff, and the temperature of the gases can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,830 °F). Sooo yeah, Owen is dead and cremated before he reached the edge of the cliff.

    • @amitabhakusari2304
      @amitabhakusari2304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Then there's the toxic gases. Seeing that even sleeping ones has caused the bulk of casualties in recent years (because real people in the real world run long before they are burnt alive by the lava), everyone that was on that island, or within a few miles of the active volcano should be dead long before they could be affected by lava.

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Here before retards come to tell you too ignore all commen and reasoning cause because movies apparently should be allowed to NOT to follow any kind of logic.

    • @user-hi8vi4sl9w
      @user-hi8vi4sl9w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can tell you got those from a quick Google search, because that’s basically word-for-word with the literal first thing to pop up when you type in “How fast does pyroclastic flow travel”. You forget that puffs moving at 700 km/h are the very largest clouds of flow. As we can see in the movie, while the cloud seems large, is nowhere near the actual maximum size. *Not to mention (I have to highlight this part so you see this specifically), pyroclastic flow has a ground-up, more solid look to it, and what’s shown in the movie looks much less solid, to where you can see Owen through 3 feet of it. This likely not a full on pyroclastic flow, but merely volcanic gas, which he would certainly survive.*

    • @user-hi8vi4sl9w
      @user-hi8vi4sl9w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But frankly, I’d still sin for being within two meters of approaching lava while being paralyzed, and not being burnt to a crisp.

    • @WreckingWood
      @WreckingWood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even Michael Bay does it more accurately.
      th-cam.com/video/yDd3xayehVg/w-d-xo.html

  • @milesrocker1
    @milesrocker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Also a "paleo-vet" that's never seen a single dinosaur in real life? You gonna call yourself a veterinarian if you've never seen an animal? And what school is offering these programs?

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The school of YT

    • @SteinOnkel
      @SteinOnkel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trump University.

    • @Necromancer0225
      @Necromancer0225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, exactly, they could have had a character who actually worked as a 'paleo-vet' at Jurassic World but nooooo
      Honest what is this movie

    • @godzillaisnuclea123
      @godzillaisnuclea123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jerry Graham She says she is a paleo vet not a student. Also it seems as though Jurassic world is the only place in the world with dinosaurs yet shes never been there, how can she possibly call herself a paleo vet, was she affililated in any way with Jurassic world? No, not to mention that the exact methods and genetic makeup of the dinosaurs is a closely guarded secret, not something you can pick up at google university.
      Vets in training do get to treat actual animals even highly dangerous ones because there is a magical thing called a sedative.
      The sattler thing is totally different because the park was brand new and they couldnt fully anticpate the animals behaviour and how they would react to a modern world, they make that point loads in the movie.
      Her whole reason for being on the island is bogus, the baddies have Wu and some of his staff, would they not send an actual paleo vet to oversee the dinos? If we had some actual dialogue backstory for a her character it would have been more forgivable but they didn't.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Why do I get the feeling that the writers wanted to give the clone girl the ability to talk to the dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?

    • @themaster5800
      @themaster5800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      saving it for the sequel im sure

    • @Lorkanthal
      @Lorkanthal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@themaster5800 what sequel? A bunch of dangerous dinosaurs have escaped into a country where most of the populace owns at least 1 gun and has one of the largest militaries. Those dinosaurs would be rounded up or killed within a month.

    • @catmani2
      @catmani2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lorkanthal.... Not to mention most of the species there were only 1 of so there is not re population of them. But hey, that won't matter if a sequel happens.

    • @themartianway
      @themartianway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Lorkanthal I agree, but not everyone has extremely high caliber hunting rifles. Some people will be quiet inconvenienced.

    • @austinzax5208
      @austinzax5208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Jurassic World)"Don't move we're on our way"

  • @alchris8041
    @alchris8041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Did Blue literally just, shed a tear? My, my. I'm done.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'll just pretend her eyes were dry. Animals can get tears, but usually only when their eyes are dry, or they're sick

    • @kxd13flow
      @kxd13flow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm talkin the SINGLE teardrop

    • @linkLoverAG
      @linkLoverAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @blahblahblah mememe Or Allergies. My parent's mastiff is allergic to himself and the poor thing's eyes get red and teary.

    • @linkLoverAG
      @linkLoverAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @A. Sayied Isn't Blue a girl?

    • @cx-519
      @cx-519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@linkLoverAG yes, all the raptors are

  • @FredrickK3
    @FredrickK3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    5:39 I too only recognize this species as being a long-neck. Glad to know you're a Land Before Time fan.

    • @RetrX1
      @RetrX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ik I think they are apatosaurus because the brachiosaurus is much taller

    • @t.nichole6496
      @t.nichole6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hypyu1458
      @hypyu1458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RetrX1 and they have no head crest typed things

    • @dondraper5447
      @dondraper5447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Three horns do not play with long NECKS

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what a man of culture strong coherent and diverse.

  • @simonbelmont9324
    @simonbelmont9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Volcano that literally nobody has ever seen or noticed in the last 4 movies conveniently added onto the island for major plot point.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be entirely fair, an island with a volcano center is very common.

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A lot of these plot points are solved in the books. They state that the island ran on geothermal power and the volcanic activity made the perfect climate for dinosaurs.

    • @rewindrecords3507
      @rewindrecords3507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Volcanos are in the books. Does anyone of JW generation even know there were books?

    • @raymondhartmeijer9300
      @raymondhartmeijer9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rewindrecords3507 The books don't matter, (although in this case I did read them). Errors are still errors within any film if things are not explained to the audience during the film.

    • @ameliapin4961
      @ameliapin4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m pretty sure it is mentioned in the first film, also not all 4 movies were the same island.

  • @IrrationalCharisma
    @IrrationalCharisma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    To be fair, I've never seen a "Fortune" out of a fortune cookie, they're just odd proverbs and compliments

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Finally someone said it! Fortune cookies should be renamed to be more accurate, maybe "Wisdom Cookies", "Polite Cookies" or "Iroh Cookies".

    • @dantenagarjuna811
      @dantenagarjuna811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mister Wuss
      Or cookies with _paper_

    • @Melissa-pe2jr
      @Melissa-pe2jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@antonymilne1346 insulting Iroh comparing his wisdom to the BS that comes in "fortune" cookies

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Melissa-pe2jr I'm deeply sorry. But also in my defence, he himself straight up admitted a few times he was also talking bs.

    • @davis9502
      @davis9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F*** you says the movie

  • @rico13b
    @rico13b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    You missed the part where the poison gas was HYDROGEN cyanide, which was venting from a tank right above a fire.
    That shit would have exploded immediately.

    • @matthewlindsley3298
      @matthewlindsley3298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also they open the cages and then the door instead of just leaving the cages closed and opening the door venting all the gas outside...

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@matthewlindsley3298 my brother (not kidding) went on a ten minute yell-rant about that when we first saw this movie.

    • @anoobis_
      @anoobis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EXACTLY

    • @MrJamiesilaban
      @MrJamiesilaban 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@matthewlindsley3298 cloned raptors are smarter than cloned little girls

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrJamiesilaban tbf it was Claire that opened the inside gates first, not the clone girl

  • @GarrettZa
    @GarrettZa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Missed Dings:
    1. Owen definitely should have died after being enveloped in that volcanic ash while he was running.
    2. Claire walks on top of the T-Rex cage in a cargo hull that has armed guards patrolling it and DOESN'T GET NOTICED.
    3. Also, the T-Rex starts to freak out and none of the guards seem even the tiniest bit concerned, even so much as to simply glance in the direction of the cage that Claire WAS ON TOP OF.
    4. Telling the evil guy to give up and call the cops on himself, even though you yourself are an ailing old man, and then expecting that sh*t to work out.

    • @JSPena
      @JSPena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Garrett Boneberg yep.

    • @FacelessKill3R1
      @FacelessKill3R1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also when the guy that collects Dino teeth looks inside the truck talking to the doctor and the protagonists are hiding in the sides of the window, the Dino teeth guy doesn't see them. Seems like peripheral vision doesn't exist in this universe

    • @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
      @CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Garrett Boneberg Also, why are the humans so damn weak? If I were there, I would grab a weapon and fight those dinosaur scallions. Even if I die, at least I wasn’t the typical snack.

    • @hyperblitz2077
      @hyperblitz2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *DING*

    • @hermesdosanjos4765
      @hermesdosanjos4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      5. The dinosaur doctor chosen for the mission is the one that NEVER seen a Dino even that the Park was running ok for a long time before the events of Jurassic World 1!!!

  • @nathandomke2721
    @nathandomke2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Bro if Blue ate Chris Pratt on the spot I'd die laughing XD

  • @fionnaskyborn
    @fionnaskyborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    The amount of his rage during this entire video makes me smile.

  • @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769
    @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Another couple sins I would have added is that the directors have no idea how lava works, in one scene while Owen was getting away from lava, you can clearly see his hand drenched in it, and also baryonixes are not lava proof as well

    • @dornetupapichulo3694
      @dornetupapichulo3694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DeMunCEPHUS so how do you explain the fucking dinosaur that tanked a drop of lava in his fucking head and shake it like was a little burn, neither a literally a steel skull can't stand a chance
      Lava would go through that skull like a hot knife in to butter

    • @aravsingh2868
      @aravsingh2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DeMunCEPHUS maybe if you knew how lava worked you wouldn’t have commented it

    • @aravsingh2868
      @aravsingh2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DeMunCEPHUS Yeah I probably should

    • @henriksandstrom2161
      @henriksandstrom2161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh do you actually think that a very small amount of lava actually should have killed the dinosaurs idiot. Do you think that it is some very powerful acid.

    • @shawnbass-ig2bv
      @shawnbass-ig2bv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except lava doesn't act like that at all, it doesn't just instantly vaporize anything it touches

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    “I haven’t seen CGI fire this impressive since 1997’s spawn”
    Damn, that’s pretty impressive

  • @khoapham8286
    @khoapham8286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    During the final battle, it was pouring. But moments after they released the dinosaurs, the entire castle and its surroundings were completely dry.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In this movie, weather and time of day are decided at random, or based on how the director was feeling.

  • @IndorilTheGreat
    @IndorilTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized that due to their massive weight (and as such, need for massive amounts of energy, aka, lots of food), they would probably need to sneak up on their prey and then charge it before jumping its bones in order to guarantee the best chance of getting a meal, rather than chasing it down over a great distance. It's quite possible that they moved rather silently.

    • @youplayedyourself8179
      @youplayedyourself8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But you can't hear thumps, the ground shaking, metal scraping???

    • @malzeno1202
      @malzeno1202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And to add up to this, they don’t roar or snarl. They probably used infrasound noises.

    • @chedarheader7092
      @chedarheader7092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes but definitely not fucking gonna mask it's heavy breathing or It running down the fucking hall. And if it had been near before waiting to get closer how could no one smell the fucking guy who opened the cages rotten flesh and blood on it's teeth. What your also saying is that millions of year old herbivores(Which usually but not always are prey) had a great sense of sound and sight. A common theory is that most predators of that time probably used thick dense foliage or anything to hide behind as a mask to sneak up without being seen. However an long straight empty hall which lines up perfectly wouldn't provide much hiding places. You must take into consideration that if they did move silently it was because the most likely didn't have metal floors and concrete floors that would provide some nifty scratching noises with each claw that taps the floor. You state, "Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized..." That theory is yet to be proven so the term "fact" would show that your entire argument isn't factual. If you slow the video down and watch the scene again you can see that the way it moves then leaps at such high speed means it sure as hell had to build up a lot of momentum to preform that crazy shit so there's no fucking way that it running and increasing in speed wouldn't make loud thumps as it runs. And it couldn't have been close if it could just suddenly dash head lowered and the spring up and twist sideways so fast because physics says, thou dinosaur shall not fucking become a bullet whilst standing a few feet away from thou prey and thou dinosaur shall not have sneak 100. Although I love the Jurassic park franchise sometimes the logic just doesn't line up and there's no denying it.

    • @yourthefather1257
      @yourthefather1257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      8

    • @LukaTisus
      @LukaTisus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elephants are surprisingly quiet when they walk, large predators probably knew how to distribute their weight for maximum sneakiness. Who's to say they didn't have pads on their feet that cushion and soften the noises they might make?
      Good example is something large, like a grizzly. If it wants to sneak up on you, you aren't going to hear it.

  • @insignificantgnat9334
    @insignificantgnat9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Why isn't there a sin for them outrunning the pyroclastic flow? Those things go between 60 and 400 mph, it just isn't happening.

    • @EmeraldEyes1776
      @EmeraldEyes1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed that.

    • @MichaelSmith-cy6vy
      @MichaelSmith-cy6vy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally someone said this!

    • @nanuqo2006
      @nanuqo2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Harvey Hutt Fuck off.

    • @brandonr45
      @brandonr45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Says pyroclastic flow, immediately thinks about Ice Cube.

    • @quincyupchurch4780
      @quincyupchurch4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Also, volcanic ash ias EXTREMELY HOT, yet Owen SURVIVES IT, WTF

  • @ginger2330
    @ginger2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I totally agree with you for the costs. I mean THESE ARE A ONCE EXTINCT, EXTREMELY POWERFUL, AND EXOTIC SPECIES. THAT'S MORE THAN 10 MIL

    • @Twistedhair_ken
      @Twistedhair_ken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DD McCarron they should be worth 250 Million at least

    • @thequ5914
      @thequ5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I`d pay $600M
      DO I WIN THE F00KING AUCTION YET?!

    • @ginger2330
      @ginger2330 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you do not get the dinosoar

    • @thequ5914
      @thequ5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hollyb6407 well, considering how far people are willing to go to own a skeleton of one, I`d think just before the auction, there would be at least 500 trucks just outside with people who want to steal them. I wouldn't be suprised if a billionaire like bill gates showed up and half his company's savings just goes in an instant.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DD McCarron Yes the BIGGEST SIN should have been undervaluation of a REAL LIVE DINO. Ridiculous at 10 million! And it wouldn't just be billionaires there, countries would have sent representatives. Imagine tourism money if a country has a LIVE DINO to come see. We are Americans, no way we wouldn't want one...we can't stand to be out done by Russia or China. Who is responsible for writing this shit?

  • @dpg154
    @dpg154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The outright "I'm done with this" rage at 5:30 is incredible 😂

  • @Evolution1101
    @Evolution1101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I can't believe you didn't sin the part where Owen is chasing the hamster ball off the edge of the cliff and gets engulfed in the pyroclastic flow. That there is a "Yeah, he's dead" sin. Though not lava, pyroclastic flows are made up of toxic gases and ash that can reach 1000s of degrees Celsius (as well as debris like trees and stones) - There is no way Owen made it off that cliff... certainly not without looking like the mummy!

    • @domingadelacruz6384
      @domingadelacruz6384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evolution1101 z, ,
      .

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOU CAN'T BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE SO ANGRY ABOUT IT!

    • @anthonyward2433
      @anthonyward2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what makes everyone think thats a pyroclastic flow and not just a wave of dirt/dust from the shockwave of the volcano erupting?

    • @jamesgreen9480
      @jamesgreen9480 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a rerelease cibema sins cause in getting crazy deja vu. Someone please answer im creeped out

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anthony ward It was continuously expanding, on an island without much bare ground, that would feed just a “dust cloud”. Plus, the movie shows secondary vents from the volcano, near the forest where Owen was.
      It makes way more sense its an expanding super-heated pyroclastic cloud, that’s creating a fight or flight response in All the Dinos. Than just a ambient-temp dust cloud, that shouldn’t induce that response.

  • @alduin69
    @alduin69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I have...never seen you this legitimately rustled at a movie before

    • @DavidGonzalez-rn7vm
      @DavidGonzalez-rn7vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He is rightfully furious, this was the most dishonest cash grab of a movie I've seen in a while.

    • @scottisitt
      @scottisitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you watched his sinning of "The Room"?

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scottisitt Some pf the greatest sin lines ever read. "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"

    • @royriley6282
      @royriley6282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something about seeing so much money and talent go into process that none the less squeezes out a tasteless turd is inherently infuriating.

    • @adamfernandes4312
      @adamfernandes4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was disgusted by what a blatant cash grab this movie was. I hear there's going to be another?

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    If these dinosaurs die... they'll be no more dinosaurs... well... except for all that DNA materials that we have in storage that could be used to create NEW dinosaurs... and even wholesale new species of same... but, yea... these SPECIFIC cloned dinosaurs need to survive...

    • @amaizel
      @amaizel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I kept thinking the same thing during this movie. The whole premise was that these dinosaurs were going extinct again... BUT HOW? They have fucking dinosaur factories and shit

    • @charlottewalnut3118
      @charlottewalnut3118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeebus Christos It’s a little kid they don’t think that way

    • @cgee7590
      @cgee7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They're even creating new dinosaurs...horrible job of trying to make the current dinosaurs seem important or relevant, lol

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hell, they created new dinosaurs for Jurassic World. The wild ones that couldn't be captured were put down and cloned. And didn't they fix the breeding oversight from the original movie? Why should anyone risk their lives for animals that are doomed to go extinct?

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously Blue is the only Velociraptor left at this point saving her does not save the species.

  • @tomwarden7733
    @tomwarden7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    My biggest sin was everytime Claire had even the slightest chance to leave, she just straight up left Owen behind 😂 in the glass ball, in the truck... She literally gets in and doesn't hesitate to just start driving away 🤣

    • @arkhamtony3775
      @arkhamtony3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She knows he can take care of himself from situations like this , also Owen would say " Go , I will be behind you "

  • @psychopaladin7163
    @psychopaladin7163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    There's a dinosaur loose in the house...... *Better Get on my bed and cover myself with sheets*

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well let’s be honest that’s what lots of young kids do when they fear “monsters” in there closets or whatever, they thing covering themselves will be enough.

    • @thatguywith1millionsubscri31
      @thatguywith1millionsubscri31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She should of stayed in the elevator thing

    • @Joshandspot
      @Joshandspot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brandonlyon730 for a little girl afraid of dinosaurs and so close to killed by one 5 times? She sure seemed willing to allow many other little girls throughout the area at risk for being killed by them. This film was dumb.
      SERIOUSLY i understand if she had no contact with dinosaurs to say they should have a right to live like she did, but you just had a horrific experience with one that tried to TAKE your life...why let them out loose when you were just running away from themM

    • @goldkraken7
      @goldkraken7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      exactly dude,like they showed that she was smart or smart enough to get outta situations with this thing but when she goes to her room she goes under the covers....why the fuck didn't she try the closet or under the bed?just saying those are better spots than hiding under the blankets

    • @OGMillyMillz_
      @OGMillyMillz_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loose* 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @zorgolon4100
    @zorgolon4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    They want to keep the dinosaurs alive like Universal Studios wants to keep the Jurassic Park franchise alive.

    • @howlingdin9332
      @howlingdin9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The dinosaurs themselves are a perfect metaphor for the franchise; saved from extinction to then be profited off and released to an unsuspecting public for the most contrived reasons imaginable.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "They make money, like me."
      -Universal Studios

    • @BlackFlash7
      @BlackFlash7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If 2 films made me a billion and a half dollars I'd keep it in life support for as long as possible

    • @josuealmeida9571
      @josuealmeida9571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fans asked for more sequels

    • @iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598
      @iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anothergingerninja3025 Maybe your right maybe your wrong idk but it looks better then this one

  • @jessy748
    @jessy748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    There is NO WAY a child would release all those dinosaurs. She was running for her life from one, even when it was still caged. A scared kid wouldnt even want to be looking at the dinosaurs through the window. She'd be crying to leave

    • @MarleyGHaHa
      @MarleyGHaHa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      She's grown up with dinosaurs as mentioned early on

    • @ashutoshdeodhar4710
      @ashutoshdeodhar4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The dinos released are sure to kill someone and who is going to take responsibility.

    • @jikenx9264
      @jikenx9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are clones people though?..

    • @WanBelltrum
      @WanBelltrum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You underestimate children sympathy

    • @johnjsal
      @johnjsal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But the movie has a super important point to make about clones and the value of human life, etc. etc. I think......

  • @myNarrator
    @myNarrator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Shouldn't Claire be in prison for gross negligence leading to multiple deaths and injuries?

    • @lilshank7460
      @lilshank7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes
      I'd say so

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      She should, but then a clone child would just let her out for being alive and we'd be back to normal again.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@luckyspurs exactly

    • @angelomordini6779
      @angelomordini6779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes and the little girl is going to juvy for the upcoming multiple human deaths due to the many dinosaurs she let out right into the nearby towns

    • @myNarrator
      @myNarrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tim Krigers sad, but true

  • @joshuaberardelli9461
    @joshuaberardelli9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    +100 sins for making me cry after seeing that brachiosaurus call out on the dock

    • @madewrongly6482
      @madewrongly6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I actually cried it was so sad. And extra emotional because it was the brachiosaurus from the first movie

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I didn't cry, but I was deeply saddened that there was no mercy kill of that brachiosaurus. I wanted Owen to head shot the dino for a quick kill instead of having to feel itself being literally cooked to death by the pyroclastic cloud.

    • @GamersEvil
      @GamersEvil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was forced. All the emotions in the whole movie was forced.

    • @AlexPalumboG
      @AlexPalumboG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The director said it's a Brachiosaurus from the original movie just so they movie could say fuck you as well

    • @_l.rat_
      @_l.rat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sucks even more because it's species is a very docile and pacifist species so it wouldn't do anything to humans now if it were to be a T-Rex you probably wouldn't care

  • @joeygamer5387
    @joeygamer5387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    You forgot to add 50 sins or more for leaving Brachiosaurus behind!!!

    • @rico13b
      @rico13b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like for making a dinosaur that spent a large portion of its life in the water burn to death on a pier instead of just swimming away.

    • @krispybananaz
      @krispybananaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ricotta Elmar a giant sauropod definitely can’t swim 😂😂 they just stand in lakes but once it’s past their height they can’t swim... obviously.

    • @ericwilliams1832
      @ericwilliams1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ricotta Elmar That has been disproven

    • @RetrX1
      @RetrX1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricotta Elmar the brachiosaurus can NOT swim

    • @wittypunhere703
      @wittypunhere703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fish can't fly, they still try jumping into the air to get away from something under them.

  • @chrisglenn2538
    @chrisglenn2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love how all these nations think that buying a dinosaur is going to improve their military in any way.

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nations? They were simply rich men buying the dinosaurs for personal reasons

    • @chrisglenn2538
      @chrisglenn2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ptbro3334 guess I just interpreted it wrong

    • @ameliapin4961
      @ameliapin4961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrisglenn2538 no it was for sure a plot point of JW that they wanted the raptors for some sort of military thing.

    • @cancanjaker1620
      @cancanjaker1620 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ptbro3334 I wonder what kind of personal reason involved a dinosaur.

    • @ryanmcelroy5470
      @ryanmcelroy5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @j - k yes

  • @vvvv7649
    @vvvv7649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Jurassic Park
    Jurassic World
    Jurassic Solar System
    Jurassic Galaxy
    Jurassic Nebula
    Jurassic Interstellar Cluster
    Jurassic Observable Universe

  • @Barytyrannus
    @Barytyrannus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    That scene with the blood transfusion pissed me off so much. I took it as in insult to the intelligence of the audience. Its pretty common knowledge that blood types between humans MATTER, so if you expect me to believe that a blood transfusion between two EXTREMELY UNRELATED SPECIES would work?!...... How dumb do you think I am?! JP 1 never had particularly good science, but this honestly is a new low.

    • @Barytyrannus
      @Barytyrannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @A. Sayied because they are completely unrelated species with millions of years of divergence between them, far more than any humans.

    • @Barytyrannus
      @Barytyrannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @A. Sayied look at it this way. Transpecies blood transfusions are extremely risky. Humans can get blood from gorillas and other great apes, but thats about it.
      Humans are extremely closely related to other great apes.
      Tyrannosaurus and velociraptor? These are two completely unrelated species from two completely separate lineages that split off millions of years prior to their evolution. Their genetic make up is extremely different from each other. It just wouldn't work.

    • @Barytyrannus
      @Barytyrannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @A. Sayied I don't think I ever used the term impossible. regardless, IDK if you are aware but both Tyrannosaurus Rex and Velociraptor Mongoliensis are extinct. A lot of work in paleontology is speculative. There are certain things you cannot directly prove, but try this experiment on similar modern day species and you can use that result to form an educated guess.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well I mean it is a movie about Dinosuars being brought back from millions of years ago with blood from MOSQUITOES and FROG DNA. So I'm pretty sure anything is possible now.

    • @Barytyrannus
      @Barytyrannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 There is a degree of suspension of disbelief I am capable of. Something like this is a bit too much for me, Mr. SquarePants. Of course, Im a science nerd, not a talking sponge fry-cook, so maybe its different for you.

  • @sucktitles
    @sucktitles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    4:25 THIS!
    But seriously.
    If Blue simply attacked and ate him, it would get rid of the entire "dinosaurs who are thankful to the humans who took care of them" crap of World, and brought back the much better less arrogant "dino's can't be controlled, don't give a damn about people and neither does nature" message of Park.
    And during this scene, I actually wondered if they really had the balls to do it.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But we do control a lot of nature. That's the whole deal with this civilization stuff.

    • @victorroque5667
      @victorroque5667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 TF? Have u not learned anything from the last movies??

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@@victorroque5667 The only thing to learn from any of these movies is that people are morons. And I knew that already.

    • @ilivory974
      @ilivory974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly. In the last movie it was mentioned the Owen was Blue's Alpha and he has been training her since she was born. It may not be believable but GODDAMN, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING GET. OVER. IT. ITS A MOVIE FOR FUCK SAKES, NOT REAL LIFE. WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT? THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH THESE PLOTS MULTIPLE TIMES AND PEOPLE STILL LIKED THE MOVIES SO THEY THINK "We don't need to change them" AND ITS NOT OUR FUCKING DECISION. IF YOU WANNA TELL PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE GO AHEAD AND DO SO. IT PROBABLY WON'T FUCKING WORK

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 We don't control nature, more specifically we 'direct' nature. Any form of control is an illusion.

  • @katie-ib3zi
    @katie-ib3zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “You have your mothers wicked sense of humor”
    Cs “Skip”
    Ad “hold on”

  • @readwrecks
    @readwrecks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    But fortune cookies don’t always have fortunes. They often have vague affirmations of the reader’s character.

    • @anthonythanghe4755
      @anthonythanghe4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In fact, nowadays they usually do not have fortunes in favor of vague character affirmations.

    • @kb7208
      @kb7208 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @jaylajordan1685
      @jaylajordan1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Campsey Ziegler This movie wasn't super amazing (it was ok/eh for me), but a lot of these sins are pretty lazy ngl.

    • @justinadams583
      @justinadams583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaylajordan1685 this whole movie was fucking lazy.

    • @jaylajordan1685
      @jaylajordan1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reptile Fanatic Again never said it wasn't, but the sins in this video were extremely lazy.

  • @salty-porridge
    @salty-porridge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    *_This movie is so low quality even the CinemaSins video is only available in 360p_*

    • @jonlongoria
      @jonlongoria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      cardaminee THANK YOU FOR CATCHING THIS

    • @The82armin
      @The82armin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same , even now

    • @AnOverratedMon
      @AnOverratedMon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice

    • @hexerin
      @hexerin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's insane that this isn't top comment.

    • @eltriztik504
      @eltriztik504 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @UnbuffBane
    @UnbuffBane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Lol i can feel all the irritation in his voice in this video

  • @made-line7627
    @made-line7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that you called them "long necks". 🦕 We're all just subconsciously spouting our dinosaur knowledge from Land Before Time and I love it.
    And I wonder if the poison gas they released to kill the dinosaurs just puts them to sleep, or whether it like...kills them painfully. I hope it's the former.

  • @00SynchronFan00
    @00SynchronFan00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    How did they obtain the DNA of a Mosasaurus, a sea creature, when all DNA is coming fom in
    amber trapped mosquitos?

    • @SuitulFhrost
      @SuitulFhrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Now that's a good question, Mosquitoes don't bite underwater killer fish...

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Plot contrivance.

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      its believed that monitor liszards are possibly descendants of mosasaurus

    • @benthk3dprt136
      @benthk3dprt136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Not only that but if you extract DNA from blood inside a mosquito you get mosquito DNA...

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@benthk3dprt136 plus any other dino/reptile/early mammal dna as well

  • @TheHumanShitpost
    @TheHumanShitpost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Reviving the meat eaters was a bad idea. I dont think a stegosaur would complain about living in a fenced enclosure with pleanty of grass

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      that's what i wondered, why not just save the herbivores it maybe seems rather mean but at least they won't eat you

    • @EditorOfSL
      @EditorOfSL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thing is, how much damage can these dinos do before they die? They’re all girls so they won’t reproduce and most of them are pretty old by now.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EditorOfSL Well that depends, did they use the same dna to fill the holes like in the original Jurassic parks then they can change sex but then we can assume that world used some kind of birth control. without that they wil be able to breed.

    • @harineshkumar2201
      @harineshkumar2201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@velvety2006 because if they kill off Rexy & Blue they'll lose money

    • @alicjak700
      @alicjak700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EditorOfSL that's exactly what I thought... Until they mentioned young dinosaurs were a thing... Apparently, those clever girls can multiply somehow =.=

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "There's foreshadowing and then there's HEYYOULOOKATTHISshadowing."
    xD

    • @anafreitas1646
      @anafreitas1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to hit the like button again everytime I go pass your comment, lol

    • @matthewherndon6488
      @matthewherndon6488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ana Freitas Haha, I do that with videos sometimes. Lol

  • @drizzle8309
    @drizzle8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Logic wins! USA! USA!"
    I love rewatching stuff. Didn't catch that on previous viewings.

  • @Velowise
    @Velowise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I’m surprised he didn’t talk about Owen being engulfed in volcanic ash. That’s what killed most of the people during Pompeii

    • @wargamingsupernoob
      @wargamingsupernoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @cruelroalex6722
      @cruelroalex6722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you breathe in the ashes, it's a slow and painful death and you may or may not live with help from today's medicine, but that pyroclastic flow is extremely hot, Owen should definitely be BBQ Owen

  • @SaatvikDube
    @SaatvikDube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    360p anyone?

    • @Houldey
      @Houldey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, not sure why its still only giving such low quality options when its already been up for over an hour.

    • @mrpellow5282
      @mrpellow5282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      361p😂

    • @StapApollo
      @StapApollo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nah, another video in the same browser has 1080p

    • @spookwavevevo
      @spookwavevevo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saatvik Dube Yup

    • @yodaddy1
      @yodaddy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

  • @themanwithnoname2816
    @themanwithnoname2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    They should have called this film
    The Lost Park: Jurassic World

    • @burningfury4065
      @burningfury4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh my god your profile

    • @Oooooh-Betty
      @Oooooh-Betty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or.... The World Lost Jurassic Park

  • @lunaleonhardt4703
    @lunaleonhardt4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    15:39 They could’ve pressed the red button first while the dinosaurs were still in their cages. The gas would’ve left the building and the dinosaurs would still be locked up 🤦‍♀️

    • @srwla2501
      @srwla2501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biggest plot hole ever!!

    • @Moonlakes
      @Moonlakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hydrogen cyanide is heavier than air it would sit down at the lowest point; which would be the basement with all the dinosaurs in it.

  • @charlesthomas9294
    @charlesthomas9294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "This has the dramatic tension of a Dora the Explorer episode with less believability." I am dead.

  • @twobitts7320
    @twobitts7320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    U missed the fact that the baryonyx got hit on the head with lava and just shooked it off

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr wrf

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lel, and they called it an allosaurus in the movie..

    • @wa5ted353
      @wa5ted353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Konani_the_unicorn_queen no they didn't when did they say that?

    • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
      @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wa5ted353 during the auction?

    • @inactive7519
      @inactive7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BaRyOnYx SwIm In LaVa AlL tHe TiMe WhAt ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I've been expecting you (this episode)...

  • @warfare1101
    @warfare1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "T-Rex Machina. Try something new." Last time they tried something new people hated it

    • @treymonson9496
      @treymonson9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel bad for the movie they really tried something new they just really screwed up

    • @asparashos2055
      @asparashos2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But I really liked the spino

    • @dynastypierce3997
      @dynastypierce3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It wasn't hated because they tried something new. Maybe you didn't see the movie? The plot sucked. The characters sucked. The character development sucked. Pretty much everything about that movie was awful and had nothing to do with trying something new. Just wasn't done well

    • @warfare1101
      @warfare1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dynastypierce3997 I'm talking about the Spinosaurus

    • @oshkeet
      @oshkeet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      General weakness of JP3 aside, it came off to a lot of people as poor taste to have the new dino poised as 'better' as the old one, esp. in the marketing and first scene in the movie. No one liked seeing Rexy get jobbed; they shoulda just let Spino be its own thing.
      Its why JW1 has the easter egg of Rexy smashing a Spino skeleton in the last act and the whole theme of "the old stuff is still cool" Rexy vs I-rex fight.

  • @dupadupadoo69
    @dupadupadoo69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1303

    Would have rather watched two hours of Owen building his house tbh

    • @aithanleeom5152
      @aithanleeom5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'd rather pass on watching minecraft.

    • @antoinethemexican7232
      @antoinethemexican7232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was a nice house ngl

    • @CasperBerney
      @CasperBerney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He would have built it in 5 minutes if he listened to the house building song in red dead redemption 2

    • @hotspaghettifuckoff4171
      @hotspaghettifuckoff4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no no no what you should watch instead of either of that crap is THE GITS!!!!

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked the movie, yet I would really have liked to see Owen build his house too. I wonder how long it would take him all on his own.

  • @d0nKsTaH
    @d0nKsTaH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Here's a sin you missed..
    When she drove the truck off of the dock and onto the boat... somehow her yelling and straining convinced the truck to make it the rest of the way onto the boat. LOL

  • @daffy2115
    @daffy2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The scene where own saved them from the underwater pod, is BS. The last movie says that the glass can withstand a 44 magnum. This isn’t even underwater and all Owen has is a 9mm (much smaller) and he’s firing underwater which would greatly slow down the velocity. Also guess what, IT WENT THROUGH!!

    • @PumaM90
      @PumaM90 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daffy 21 i forgot about that what the hell.

    • @savagealphawolf5929
      @savagealphawolf5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That looks like it might be a 45 alot of newer ones are more sleek

    • @levethane
      @levethane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On one of those myth buster shows a guy fires a 44 magnum at a cars windscreen at 1m in a pool and it just bounces off.

    • @shockal7269
      @shockal7269 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too be fair, the Gyro aged through time, but seems legit

    • @Ourfriendvirch
      @Ourfriendvirch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The bullet actually didn't go through

  • @nssteja7516
    @nssteja7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The fact that this movie has less then a million sins is a huge sin

  • @dr.tuxedo6702
    @dr.tuxedo6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    That damn brachiosaurus scene had me in tears in the theatre.... AND HE DIDN"T EVEN COVER IT!

    • @DrViperVideos
      @DrViperVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dr. Tuxedo really? It was a pointless callback and was lame

    • @SomeBoiJuice
      @SomeBoiJuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cos he's a prick that tries to gloss over all the good scenes in this movie and instead try and present it as crap to the audience

    • @SomeBoiJuice
      @SomeBoiJuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@baguetteneck95 Yes but the line needs to be drawn between actual sins and "Oh I'll just shout something "funny" and add a sin"

    • @keyanstoney1742
      @keyanstoney1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Boi Juice if he did cover it he’d probably say “this scene is sad and great” 5 sins ADDED

    • @naroh311
      @naroh311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you new on the channel? they literally claim to nitpick everything for comedy geez.

  • @Fawkesa
    @Fawkesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    i feel like this tapped into cinemasins personal vendetta against dinosaurs

    • @ADTillion
      @ADTillion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boyass True. I honestly cannot fathom why. He seems to understand nothing about real life dinosaurs.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I viewed it more as "These fucking people honestly are holding the lives of animals that had already been extinct over the lives of other *HUMAN BEINGS* and everyone is treating them like heroes instead of fucking arresting them for wanting to keep these fucks alive even though they've already killed tons of people and have proven to be a threat to both humanity and ecosystems as a whole."

    • @boltogen5416
      @boltogen5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh he is right though, these fuckers cause so many problems to ecosystems that if they exist in the wild, over half of our different species on Earth would die, humans would be low on the food chain, and everyone would have to leave their house with like a .50 cal weapon

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boltogen5416
      so... you're gonna double down with cinema sins on knowing nothing about how ecology works.
      OTOH, the writers of the movie are even worse.
      *sigh*

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    this is the angriest you've ever been... or the drunkest...

    • @pat.7921
      @pat.7921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ADjustinG2013 drunk. Definitely

    • @desiruht
      @desiruht 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gosh, thanks for making me not feel alone by thinking that lol

    • @connorwood9211
      @connorwood9211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cause the movie is so stupid it pisses you off.

    • @bookbick7873
      @bookbick7873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Movie is nothing but an animal drama film which is actually suck

    • @RealBadGaming52
      @RealBadGaming52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bookbick7873 its not a bad film, jeez

  • @OhCanaDave
    @OhCanaDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    🎶B.D. Woooong!🎶 That got me. 😂😂

  • @bezdusi_pes14
    @bezdusi_pes14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    You forgot to sin the time when the Indoraptor breaks the 4th wall by smiling at the audience

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's not a sin that's fun :)

    • @Epicbrodude31
      @Epicbrodude31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That's not a sin, it's fucking terrifying

    • @dojotommy123
      @dojotommy123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ALAN

    • @RandomKourosh
      @RandomKourosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's so bad about that moment. I think it's a great scene

    • @morganc.m1830
      @morganc.m1830 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When was that? I never noticed it smiling lol.

  • @nategventer1492
    @nategventer1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Couldn’t they move all of the dinosaurs to Isla Sorna? I know that the military put it as a restricted zone, but that would make the dinosaurs even safer, right?

    • @nicolasdinant9616
      @nicolasdinant9616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is moving dinosaurs from a volcanic island to another really safe ? I guess they thought not

    • @tost9790
      @tost9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicolasdinant9616 isla sorna is where they got most of the dinos in world are from sorna and that ilands has a volcano because it has a geothermal power plant

    • @Bary____Grengon
      @Bary____Grengon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DX virus

    • @doit9575
      @doit9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You sir, have just described the biggest problem with the entire movie. Dinosaurs are not going to go extinct because there is a WHOLE NOTHER DINOSAUR ISLAND that is in no danger. It is a simple yet widely overlooked fact that undermines the ENTIRE premise this movie is based on.

    • @tost9790
      @tost9790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doit9575 no isla sorna also has a volcano on it and it's kind of dead with almost all dinosaurs form it moved onto isla nublar so no it is not safe but then the you could move them to the others ilands but there ecosystem would collapse like sornas did

  • @maskedmutant6055
    @maskedmutant6055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "Unattended children are the worst"
    What about Kevin from Home Alone?

    • @scorpiocarnage1055
      @scorpiocarnage1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Even him but for the opposite reason. That kid tortured people haha. The bandits deserved some of it but there were times in Home Alone 1 and 2 that I'm like... okay Kevin is a potential murderer, we should be concerned.

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kevin is a sociopath! Prove me wrong

    • @kylegathright
      @kylegathright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did brutalize two burglars.

    • @Shmotivated
      @Shmotivated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s OP tbh

    • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
      @definitelynottommywiseau3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin is an evil psychopath.

  • @nilotpaltalukdar6753
    @nilotpaltalukdar6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Remember . Blue s got t rex blood now. It should mean something. Maybe ". 😂 Man I died laughing

  • @corsijtsma3546
    @corsijtsma3546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    5:42 Lmao, you really enjoyed the hell out of sinning this movie, didnt you jeremy?

  • @A.J.K87
    @A.J.K87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    What annoys me is that they breed military raptors who are infinitely more complex to build than guns and bombs but also far less efficient at killing people than guns and bombs. Plus, the enemy has ranged weapons like guns and bombs themselves that will take out the indoraptor before it even gets close.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but… how else are we going to monetise dinosaurs? A theme park? We tried that. *TWICE!*

    • @miukkismiumau2774
      @miukkismiumau2774 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I've seen people try and defend "militarized dinos" too.
      It's really stupid, for obvious reasons.
      Such reasons being like: "tanks: built in a month, easily supplied, takes anywhere from an hour to a week to repair, depending on damage."
      "Dinos: months to gestate. Months to grow up. Trained for months. Not easy to supply. When their leg breaks, they're out for months."

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Kreschavier And dinos would cause significant losses to your own troops and also cause a ton of civilian casualties

  • @corporaterock6543
    @corporaterock6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The only thing in this movie that could have made you hate it even more would have been the raptor that says "ALAN!".

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That might have saved this movie, just on the laugh.
      Blue is laying there getting her blood transfusion, the surgery is just starting. That single tear comes out , she reaches over grabs a hand. looks up, and “ Alan”. Then “Sorry, I meant Owen” as she looking a little too lovingly in Owens eyes.

  • @masiru4334
    @masiru4334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Humans: * recreates dinosaurs *
    God: I literally sent that meteor for a reason

    • @VDAM1984
      @VDAM1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

  • @SiroBenju
    @SiroBenju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1519

    I could tell you HAAAAAATED this movie, and it made it so much more delicious!

    • @Suflysflash
      @Suflysflash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SiroBenju definitely!!! It was so much more enjoyable lol

    • @VideoGameLova1
      @VideoGameLova1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I always particularly love his videos where you can hear him actually being annoyed with the film he's sinning.

    • @TYCOM125
      @TYCOM125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Cars 2!

    • @SKRUBL0RD
      @SKRUBL0RD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's a remake of Jurassic Park 2, it's pretty easy to hate. I instead spent my time watching it enjoying the differences and stunning visual elements.

    • @fuongbregas
      @fuongbregas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Who can't hate this movie, all the best scenes they showed in trailer are put at the end. Clearly asshole movie materials right here

  • @Carnifex20
    @Carnifex20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    My biggest question is: why didn't they just clone a bunch of new dinosaurs instead of getting them off the island?

    • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
      @r.a.fgattaiguy845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      because making dinosaurs is probably really expensive, and you need to wait for them to grow up

    • @Trashytrash1118
      @Trashytrash1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      R.A.F GattaiGuy also they need the DNA, which they didn't have

    • @lilgamergod350
      @lilgamergod350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Trashytrash1118 she could have let the dinosaur die at the end and they would have all of there DNA, they could have made more

    • @PhilWDR
      @PhilWDR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they probably didn't have enough DNA to clone others

    • @LooneyTiksCrap
      @LooneyTiksCrap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because they clearly forgot Isla Sorna existed. Also, they probably would have been missing some samples, if they let them all die on Isla Nublar. I wouldn't put it past someone to pull a Nedry in all this chaos though. Plus, as it was already pointed out, it's also a long expensive process and the people doing it clearly value $$ over human lives.

  • @captainjacksparrow1518
    @captainjacksparrow1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Anyone else wondering why this is in 360p format.??.

    • @gustavoalvarezgutierrez1410
      @gustavoalvarezgutierrez1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was wondering the same thing

    • @hugheggs
      @hugheggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this wtf.

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I literally just left a complaint on youtube's user feedback because of this issue (troubleshooting page told me I needed to switch my browser to Google Chrome... which I was already using. HURR DURR)

    • @aw3299
      @aw3299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So it's not just me???!!!!

    • @redtalon8947
      @redtalon8947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @s0gg_y
    @s0gg_y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    U know whats so dumb about the dinos being stuck in the prisons scene? They could’ve opened the door and let the gas out without letting the dinos out. Logic movie

  • @mikesworld6064
    @mikesworld6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I legitimately have no idea why this irks me so much, honestly I don't, but when the clone girl gives out her INCREDIBLY stupid reasoning for letting the dinosaurs loose, saying "I had to. They-they're like me.", I both groan and get surprisingly pissed off. It's no offense against the actor, she's just a kid, I think it's just the fact that the character in the context of the film just released hundreds of mindless killing machines, including an f***ing T-REX, loose on the modern world because she was a clone like them. Really!?! Also, just the ridiculous overall writing that makes no sense and only stands to negate basic human reasoning in favor of sequel-begging. Still though, great video! Definitely comes off from these sins that they were VERY unhappy with this one ☺

    • @panicatthegasstation
      @panicatthegasstation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wanted to punch my screen when it happened. My rage was substantial, let me tell you.

    • @awesomegirl5190
      @awesomegirl5190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The dinosaurs wanted to be free

    • @Cheshiremd
      @Cheshiremd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not hundred. They saved like what, 20 dinos top? Cause u need only one per species and they got 11 species. Four dinos where being transported. So not that much dinos.
      But yeah, this scene pissed me too, although here reasoning was not as faulty as the rest of the movie.

    • @mikesworld6064
      @mikesworld6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Cheshiremd yeah, good point. Plus 100 was kinda of a hyperbole on my part ☺

    • @elzabig1
      @elzabig1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got mad in the theater when I saw this scene. Real life anyone who got close to the button should have been taken out immediately! But you know sometimes a movies gotta movie even if its fucking dumb

  • @lucksui7688
    @lucksui7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    You just got a like because............B D WONG!

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love BD Wong DR George Huang

    • @bjornervig3795
      @bjornervig3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BD Wong is the best. The video is racist.

    • @joshkappers5530
      @joshkappers5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How is the video racist? He just used the actor's name with vocalization because his name fits into that sound effect pretty well. Just because the actor has an Asian name doesn't make it racist. I have no doubts that if a similar enough situation with a white actor with an appropriate name he would do a very similar joke.

    • @bjornervig3795
      @bjornervig3795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshkappers5530 wasn't serious. Maybe racial paranoia. I assume the tone of voice over and extension of Wong was nothing to fret about.

  • @Radnick0024
    @Radnick0024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    After watching the first 3 Jurassic Park movies, Jurassic World 3's plot is going to involve a divorced couple looking for their son stranded on a dino-infested island... I'm calling it.

    • @RonBest
      @RonBest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just what i thought lol.

    • @flyingjibberish
      @flyingjibberish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sam Neill will have a 2 minute cameo.

    • @carlosadamsgaming490
      @carlosadamsgaming490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no....... it will be a dino infested city.

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      $10 says it will be in some disused part of a city.

    • @carlosadamsgaming490
      @carlosadamsgaming490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there will be a scene involving a house filled with velociraptors
      EDIT: betting 40$ on this

  • @JCasR3
    @JCasR3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My favourite part of the movie is that production started building a house just for 3 minutes of film.

  • @seandejong5399
    @seandejong5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Man you really went ham on this movie

    • @TheBlond49
      @TheBlond49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rightfully so

    • @wyldshot666
      @wyldshot666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same! 😂😂😂😂