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Brachiosaurus dies on island: nooooo....
*turns out its Grant's brachi:* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Me: NO WAY
😭😭😭😭😭😣😭😢
it's honestly the saddest part of the film
Yeetoes My feetoes series*
@@adrianalvarez2935 Well yes but it's still a full length film.
I'll be so disappointed if jw3 doesn't have Blue say "owen" in a nightmare.
LMAO
Blue would say " UWU "
it took me a second to realize what this references too
Its Roman I-
OMG THANK YOU
“I rode a motorcycle through the jungle with a pack of raptors” “We are not compatible” funniest line in this entire movie.
Idk dude. “If I don’t come back, remember-you’re the one who made me come” is a pretty solid contender.
@@mikaelmyers6135 the funniest line in this video though has to be
"hey Carno you were actually in the movie"
"yeah I know jackass"
Saddest part when first brachi dies.
@@mikaelmyers6135 you might have won there
:D
The brachiosaurus death had me sobbing. It stuck with me the whole rest of the movie and I still think of it without just being sad. I had to skip it during the kill count!
I don't like the scene either, mostly cause it's so hard to watch a bunch of dinosaurs, one who was in the OG Jurassic Park get killed by smoke and fire.
That scene me mad me cry because of how sad it was
Wuss
atleast someone has a heart unlike you hopefully god can give you a heart ❤❤🩹@@zikry4787
@@zikry4787 heartless
The main thing that pissed me off in the movie was...
How was the Allosaurus sold for only 10 million?!
DUDE I KNOW RIGHT?!??!?!?!?!, AN ALLOSAURUS IS AT LEAST 300M!!!!!!!
Mark Lu no 1 billion its the ONLY allosaur in the world
THE SPINO TOO
The reason the prices are so low because I heard an interview that Steven Spielberg said that the original prices were like too high and he gave some pretty good points about how these dinosaurs are basically priceless to a JP fan so yeah they just took a random guess so they just did whatever I mean I’m not proud of it but at least they went with something
Wow so Jeffery star could get a few dinosaurs 🦖😂
One big question remains for the third movie:
"Will the Mosasaur finally find the peace and quiet?"
#MossasaurDidNothingWrong
XD
Hopefully they do
It left the enclosure to find a good meditation spot and them was spoiled by all the surfers. Le Sigh.
I like how the Mosasaurus left the freedom of the open sea and the plump prey thereof, and risked beaching itself, just to troll bony, surfing humans.
26:35 I love how the T-Rex just slaps the carnotaurus's face like "Yoh, bruh, here it is. Have this leg and getta hell outta my sight"
So, fun fact, being behind Glass for something that sees in Infrared would actually make you invisible to it, since glass effectively acts as a "mirror" to infrared radiation. Thermal observation is unable to view behind Glass at all because of this, so that's likely why the Indo wasn't able to find the trio behind the Glass.
Welcome to jurassic park
Welcome to jurassic world
Welcome to jurassic system
Welcome to jurassic galaxy
Welcome to jurassic universe
Welcome to jurassic dimension
Welcome to jurassic existence
Welcome to jurrasic planet.
Welcome to jurrasic earth
courtney timmins welcome to Jurassic toilet
Welcome to Jurassic Molecules
Welcome to my jurassic multiverse
Fun fact: That bugs bunny smile the indoraptor does was suppost to be waaaay more creepy. There was a deleted scene where some mercenaries were going to be mistreating the indo, and one of them smiles while brutally beating it. The indoraptor saw this and tried to replicate this smile, seeing it as something you would do if yiu were going to hurt something.
Oh god, Indoraptor
You got sauce bruh? That sounds cool
That sounds much better then the goofy Bugs Bunny kids crap that happened. That scene was awful.
There were honestly so many deleted scenes that really did not need to be cut and would’ve helped the film such as a scene with the indo playing with a human skull, a conversation mentioning how it takes 3 tranquilizer darts to knock it out (foreshadowing), and one where the nanny dies fighting off the indo to protect Maisie
@@xoler2167 I think they said the Manny did fight it off it was just off screen as Owen tried to help Claire
The greed that humans have over these dinosaurs finally lead a human antagonist to straight up murder another person. Lockwood’s death actually felt like one of the darkest kills in the franchise.
I remember almost bursting into tears when they showed the scene where they left the tall dino behind to die on the island and it gets me every time
I cried for 15minutes straight and the fact it was from the 1st movie *did not help*
was it the only dinosaur left on the island??
@@EnchantedTooWell No, Chaos was still on it, rest in peace the 3 bary brothers.
A new ending:
Blue presses the button. Everyone turns around and looks at her shocked.
Even better the mosasaurus presses the button because that would honestly be an improvement
that sounds better than the og ending and wouldve been cool tbh
That would’ve been genius
Other ending:dinosaurs transform into cars and role out
Clever girl in paper
The only kill that matters is the Brachiossaurus one 😢
The onIy scene of the movie that I saw. I still can't watch this movie mainly because of that. I can't help but cry.
The brachiosaurus was the one from the first movie Jurassic park 1
Yeah it's was so sad my sister credit😢😢😢
I mean cryed
The feels.
Just, the feels.
I just watched ‘Dominion’ today for the first time and I just have to say that in every single time dinosaurs started fighting, I heard “DINO FIGHT!” and air horns in my head. Thank you so much James for all of your wonderful videos and for making horror films even more amazing! ❤
I’m mad that Owen didn’t have a nightmare of blue saying OWEN
James didn't mention one of the most absurd parts of the movie: How is the Indoraptor not falling through the floors and roof of the mansion? Was the house built with steel beams or something? Thank you James for pointing out the other absurdities and for making excellent Kill Counts, as always.
Ah it’s because it’s a movie trying to be exciting and fun rather than pandering to weird nerds who care too much
Hope this helps ❤️❤️
@@printility9602 SO TRUE
Because it
🎵 Tip toes to the windows
By the windows
That is where I'll be
So tip toe
Through the tulips
With meeeeeee🎵
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't..um..I don't know 😅
I don't think the Indoraptor is made of jet fuel so it shouldn't be able to destroy steel beams
“Lemme hear a bit of that OG music”
Brachiosaurus: *cronch*
Karter Graham-Mumma EPICCCCCCCCCCC
I live for crunch
:(
Rip
You mean
Crjönch
LOL I thought you were suggesting that the "cronch" WAS that OG music
"The Indoraptor is just like the word f***er: "IT NEEDS A MOTHER!""
Me: *Dies laughing*
it wasn't until my 3rd time watching this video that it actually clicked....and then nearly died laughing.
I though the indominous rex is already part raptor
(Slow clap)
Benjamin Floyd
I’m 666th like xD
@@bluejjjk3873 it is and also part Joker.
James' hatred of Owen Brady's "badassness" always brings a smile to My heart
You’re not telling me a tranquilizer strong enough to take down a dinosaur in just 2-3 doses did not instantly stop Owen’s heart and shut down his body, killing him in an overdose…
No, he was just asleep for 3 minutes.
Was gonna say "well he's a professional so he can handle it" but then I remembered that it was cooper who was the professional that can handle himself.
It's Chris Pratt he took much worse
That's actually one of the less stupid things about this movie. How does he not burst into flames from the lava moments later? Why does a starved Baryonyx react to lava hitting its face like it got splattered with bodily fluids? And I don't care how smart the raptors are supposed to be, there's no fucking way it would associate the smell of gas with an imminent explosion.
@@alecjones4676movie has so many plotholes😂
I never thought Jurassic Park was actually scary, but recently I saw it in a giant movie theatre, and let’s just say I changed my mind.
the jurassic park book is very very scarier
SlimeyPAU So I’ve heard. I’ve never read it, but I’ve heard it’s great!
Brooks Brigmon ok
Brooks Brigmon first weekend of course and the day
I’ll go to get you
The weirdest thing about the auction scene is that apparently living, breathing dinosaurs sell for less than some fossil specimens have sold for. For reference, Sue the T. rex costed the Chicago Field Museum $8.4 million
Then you should know that none of the dinosaurs at that auction sold for less than 10 million dollars. Your comment is literally incorrect. The only dinosaur skeleton sold more than the subjects at the auction was Stan the T rex which was artificially inflated in price at an auction for 27.5 mil. In reality most skeletons won't go for more than 5 mil and 10 mil at most. Plus the Ankie is the vanilla of dinosaurs and is def not worth 10 mil. I also find it rich that people criticize the film for using dinosaurs for war where they would be useless and then turn around and say they should be worth more when they're being sold off. If they're deserve to be sold for more why do people complain about them being useless.
@@AlexSciChannel your looking way to fucking far into a lil movie series based on animals that have been dead for longer than humans have existed
@@keketski5430 not actually that far. This is simply a response to the value criticism which as I pointed out is contradictory
@@AlexSciChannel idk
Yes! That’s something that slightly annoyed me- realistically animals like dinosaurs that are currently some of the last of their species would probably sell for in the upper hundred millions, maybe in the billions
I'm not gonna lie that "Indo" "outdo" joke legit made me laugh out loud!! 🤣
James slipping into the Mr DNA voice to say "dinosaws" fucking gets me good lol
“Hey, you were actually in this movie this time!”
“I know jackass”
That caught me off guard lmao
Mose?When did you learn to use TH-cam?
Angel Diaz
better add it to the count
@@JonahStubbs he joined in 2013 soooooooo
In Jurassic park 3 it was f you then in Jurassic world 2 was I know jackass hahaha
I noticed something about this movie that makes sense from the basement scene. The indoraptor was already in it's cage, and the cage was moved, leaving the dumbwaiter revealed
Yeah that's what I was thinking when I first saw that scene. It's 100% possible that it's cage was moves then they took it to be sold
I don't get the image...
@@TheeHAILSTORMBREAD in the loading scene where the dinos are loaded onto trucks at Lockwood manor you can see them being loaded with the same cages, the Indos cage is one that’s portable
Now that's some Phoenix Wright level logic making
Or there on different sides
Apparently Iris, the girl's nanny, had a cut death scene too where she attacks and distracts the Indoraptor with a sword, before Grady comes in to save the kid. They should've kept it in, in my opinion, but boy this movie had a LOT cut from it
When the submarine recon guy says: "Anything in here would be dead by now," I believe he's saying that the Mosasaurus should have starved to death without anyone to feed her. I suppose she could have survived by hunting in a crocodilian fashion: grabbing dinosaurs that got too close to the water (like the Indominus).
The brachiosaurus scene made me cry, like super hard. ;-;
Same :(
Le Fun Shark that was the best scene because it had the most emotional impact ever rip Brachiosaurus from JP1
*Guess I'll die...*
I know!! it made my heart stop
i was in the movie theater bawling 😭.
I think the Indoraptor was trying so hard to kill Maisie because of her Jacket! We see that it‘s trained to kill on command.. Red laser followed by acoustic signal.. She wears a red Jacked followed by her screeching. Well if that ain‘t an acoustic signal
Ah
That is probably the best theory I've read on why it targeted Masie actually lol
oh i know what video you watched
@Margaret Bush bulls dont act like that bulls just go for what they see. They dont get mad if your wearing red, they get mad when you mess with them and piss them off
Or maybe it’s because it imprinted on her and saw her as it’s mother and wanted to say hello to her?? Or maybe it’s just sadistic, idk
“These waters are home to the badassasaurus” legit got me laughing
Same bruh 💀
the venture bros references in this are great.
"I HAVE THE DART MONKEY ON ME BACK!"
when he said they confirmed that was the brachiosaurus from the first movie every real man cried
Nah every GOD cried
@Mrs. Lop3z Thats obvious
They broke the logic from the first film with that
@Mrs. Lop3z whatman?
*Nostalgic jp theme but sad plays*
Say what you want about Fallen Kingdom but
It's still better than The Emoji Movie
Hannah Kleber mmmm i beg to differ
@@monikaa4716 did you see the CinemaSins video on it? It's a wonder I was even able to make it through that video!! That movie was so horrible
Ya the emoji movie traumatized me
Just say that to the 1billion+ people that are obsessed with this movie
The Emoji Movie was worse than any movie ever
15:25 fun fact humans are the only animal on the entire planet capable of producing tears as a form of emotion
When Dominion gets Blu-Ray and Dead Meat can do it. It’s gonna be a very small kill count because
1: Almost all the deaths are animals
2: Barely any humans die
3: Most of the major deaths belong to dinosaurs with the only major human death being Dodgson (I don’t count Rainn, he’s more of a side villain)
"I had to. They're alive. Just like me."
The 3 guys they immediately killed were that too.
yep
@Achillotyrannus what about all the innocent people that get turned into dino food
Tyrannus what if you were uninportant you would die BUT I THINK YOU WOULD CARE
Jose Rico A real life person and a extra in a movie are 2 different things
"I had to they're alive. Just like me
ya but your not eating other humans neither eating grass/leafs plus your genetics are meant for humans so not dinosaurs
Shall we talk about how the sleep darts were able to totally knock out blue for a good while after just a few seconds but just kinda paralyzed Owen for a few minutes.
Yeah and blue also got shot
Plus those darts where specifically made for dinosaurs because a humans body and a dinosaurs body are very different
@@kidx5024 so they would definitely kill a human. dinosaurs are tough as fuck yknow like mans got some Gucci leather all other her god damn body. she a fucken DINO, he a fucken MAN, he gon die
@@kidx5024 then that would kill him
Keep in mind Blue was shot with two darts as well as shot with a gun and owen was only shot with one dart, and we don't know how long he was out for but it was long enough for them to get Blue to the boat.
The cool thing is that the T-Rex in this film is the same one from the first Jurassic Park and the previous Jurassic World you can even see the scars from when the raptors jumped on her at the end of the first film
“Yea you know what we’re here for” 😂😂😂had me laughing alil too much
21:53 “You’re just not rich until you have tanks of poisonous gas just laying around." 😂😂😂
Right when James said that I read this comment.😀😀😀
He isn’t wrong 😂😂😂😂
Queen Doliitle well duh
As a smol lad who grew up on Jurassic Park, watching that Brachiosaurus die just…it hurt a lot and I genuinely cried.
Hell, I still get a little teary eyed when I see it, even here in The Kill Count.
Me too… me too
Honestly same here, and I didn't even grow up with the series. Well, I *did,* but I never really sat down and got lost in them like most fans. It was already so heartbreaking just to see such a beautiful creature unable to escape the inevitable (it would have drowned if it didn't die from the smoke anyway, I refuse to admit the fire got to it before that point). It was even more heartbreaking to realize that my favorite dino from the one film I *did* get lost in passed away here.
Same here, me and my mom both got real emotional when we saw it ):
Overall cinematic tone is what matters here for me. JWFK as a whole is so silly that the moments which could have been poignant just don't work, because I've already turned off my brain to suit the film.
"these waters are home to the badassasaurus"
got me laughin homie lol
Toby Jones’ appearance made me remember that you guys on Dead Meat should do TV shows as well someday. Doctor Who would be great recommendation since most of the episodes have like 1-20 kills with only few exceptions where and I quote “Everybody lives!”.
Rory would appear in the list regularly throughout Series 5, 6, and 7A
James: "AND SUFFOCATES LOCKWOOD TO DEATH OFF SCREEN!?!"
My TH-cam: "Perfect time for a buffalo wild wings ad"
I got a pillow ad no joke
@I love XXXTENTACION Rip x nice
I didnt even know Lockwoood got suffocated by a pillow before watching this vid.
It's kind of messed up that after Lockwood gets suffocated by a pillow, an ad immediately plays.
kids be like NOOOOOOOO he died TH-cam be like: ok roll the pillow ad the kid again be like: NOOOO DONT TOUCH THAT PILLOW YOU WILL DIE
News person: dinosaurs will be dead if that volcano goes off
My Jurassic World Evolution save: are you sure about that
Isla Sorna: am I a joke to you?
@@johnbigwick3027 this pissed me off so much. There's two islands. So why say they will be dying. Unless two and three aren't canon which is dumb as fuck
@@connarkent282 please only be 2
Connar Kent bc Isla sorna can’t have life anymore all the dinosaur in Jurassic world were taken from Isla sorna and made all of the dinosaurs went extinct
Jurassic world evolution: I can save anything with a blink of an eye.
I'm so late to this party but. Thank God this team knows this series is horror NOT action..
Like the work you all do
claire screaming chair was so funny for no reason lol
One thing I will never understand about the beginning is why they would go into the park, at night, during a hurricane, with dinosaurs, that they don't know if they are alive, in the dark, in the rain.
Money
Gotta set the mood
Only logical explanation is to avoid detection(radar, satellite, etc...) but I’m not sure
@@JUJU-yg1xi Ok understandable. But like, do it in the dark. Not in a f*cking hurricane
to hide the camera cables 😂
“Who would design their park like that?!”
In the previous film the mosasaur lagoon was completely landlocked with no ocean gate. It’s a stupid retcon so they can have it in the real world.
God this annoys me so much. If you bothered to pay attention you’d see that all of Main Street was completely submerged, the gate the Mosasaur went through was an admittance gate for people entering the park.
Mason Garrison wish the movie bothered you as much as that comment...
I thought it had a gate but mabye the do No bought if for such an occasion
@@totallybonkers8673 Isn't he right though?
In a way it kind of makes sense I'm not saying it wasn't a bad plot point just to have the mosasaurus escape but mosasaurs from what we know lived in the sea meaning there requirement would have been salty water leading to the fact that the river was a man made channel designed to house the mosasaurus and I know this explanation probably misses tonnes of other plot points but it's fun to theorize.
Can't wait until James sees how bad dominion is
I started tearing up when the brachiosaurus died...but when james said it was the one from the original I cried really hard:(
"Wait a minute. Why didn't you leave the Dinos in their cells and opened the outer doors first? That would vent the place out and leave the Dinos locked up."
Love it. 😂
and they still could have had the whole scene with that kid make more sense
@@teleisha249 i'd love if some hot men are devoured by these dinosaurs
To be honest, the dinos probably still would have died. It would vent, but far too slowly to make a difference if there aren't any fans to blow the poison out, and the poison is continuing to leak anyway.
i literally yelled that in the theater lol
Outside isn't outer space. It isn't a continuous vacuum that sucks everything out that's silly. Not only would it not vent the gas fast enough to save the dinosaurs but the toxins are coming from INSIDE the building. It wouldn't have done jack shit if it's continuously being replaced by more gas.
I cried when I saw the classic brachiosaurus it was sad rip classic 😩😭
IKR! I watched it at a sleepover and openly cried.
Same
R.i.p brachi the Brachiosaurus 😭😭😥😢💖
I couldnt watch that part
I cried
I appreciate the commitment to saying "dinosaur" in that JP1 presentation voice every time lol
i've been watching and rewatching these kill counts since the first friday the 13th kill counts and that "frivolous frankfurter" line KILLS me every time 😂😂😂
For the poisonous gas, there is an explanation. If something goes wrong with any of Wu's experiments, they can quickly use the gas to dispose the stuff off.
Makes sense
Yeah it’s way better than the Lysene Contingency that was supposed to be used in the First Movie
@@andrewmonske8356 Yeah.
And basicaly this stuff wasnt for killing, it was used for disinfection and other stuff (as COOLANT FOR THE FRACKING REAKTOR THAT IS USED THERE! If nublar had a geoterm powerplant, than this thing, as its basicaly the FIRST lab, too). Nice unnessesary explonation thou.
Interesting explanation
Actually, the indoraptor was trying to comfort maisy in the bed, but he just didn't know how
Proof?
@@CrazedFloridaMan it's a joke lol
@@dddsddbdb honestly how stupid is he lmao😂
@@mrcheese1373 alright yeah now I figured out the joke, I feel really dumb
Mom the indoraptor stole my blankie
My dad actually believed Wheatley took the teeth to sell them rather than be a cartoonish baddie XD
🤣🤣 i like how James through in lines basically referring to Friday when Craig( Ice Cube) smoked for the first time with Smokey( Chris Tucker). Im not sure how i never caught that before
Don’t forget the entire movie banked on the fact that the Mosasaur didn’t eat the Indominous, and just drowned her
Wow...never even realized that lol
Hybrids wasn't delicious
Based on the size ratios and the way Mosy dragged her under, I felt like it was implied that the Indo may have been nommed up but she wasn't swallowed up completely like the lady and the pteranodon. Seems like the attack was less food-driven than territory-driven.
bluesira I mean yeah, but it’s still a weak hold for a whole movie to ride on
Well that’s because she didn’t want to eat the indo rex she just wanted some peace and quiet
"You and your girlfriend have a random clone kid to raise. Wait is that a happy ending?"
Nope.
Your late bro
Can I please get an answer. I just want to know, did you take a break or am I unobservant?
Youre late, again
You and justin y should be a couple
Stop stalking me i see u everywhere
Props for having the Bull T-Rex chowing on a human figure in the background. Brings back memories. Lol
I’ve been watching every kill count and can now say dead meat is my favorite channel
Wow, he really adressed the kill count vs review thing. That's honestly a thing that made me sceptical when I first found the channel like uuuh counting kills but I really love the review kind of style
Teodor Teisberg I always thought this channel was more about the reviews than the kills, but either way it’s an amazing way to make entertaining videos
The review element is honestly what keeps me coming back lol
@@pacifist-ish well it's both .. Life finds a way .just like the kill count
Fallen Kingdom was pretty good, the unneeded daughter twist seemed a little pointless to me, but I didn’t mind the idea of the auction going on, it was a better reason to get dinosaurs off the island than the Lost Worlds planned Dino Zoo haha.
Please do the evolution of rexy the t rex 1993 to 2018
I agree it was good cinematically and I overall loved despite what some say!
@This Guy If you think all opinions that aren't yours are wrong.......... well, let me put it this way: YOU ARE WRONG
@@GreenieGuest He never said other opinions that weren't his were wrong.
@This Guy eh it kinda makes sense. there are people who spend stupid amounts of money to have lions and tigers and bears (oh my) and other dangerous animals as "pets" irl. so billionaires and governments wanting these dangerous scaly animals isn't much of a stretch
Fun fact, the carnos name is toro. He plays a huge part as an antagonist in Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous
Not the same Carnotaurus. Toro ends up on Mantah Corp island by the end of season 5, which took place 6 months after the end of JW.
@@JurassicKMstupid cartoon
@@Jimmy94411 *shrugs* still better than the 2015 film. The new one, Chaos Theory? Better than Camp Cretaceous.
It's 2023 can you do a kill count for Dominion now?
The part where they left the Brachiosaurus on the island is just depressing and ken wheatly got what he deserved.
Jason Duncan
The indoraptor does use blue’s DNA
I doubt they could've taken it with them.
Yes,yes he does sh*thead
I got teary eyed watching that scene
It says something when the saddest death is a dinosaur
To be fair the saddest death in the original is a dinosaur too
very sleet idk what ur getting at but I loved this movie
very sleet No one has ever cared about human deaths in Jurassic movies
Animal deaths are always the saddest in movies tbh
The saddest deaths are always animals cuz humans are nothing, son.
While I do love the kill count side of things on the channel, I like to see the 'This movie in twenty minutes' and 'Behind the scenes' side of the kill count episodes
"Yeah I know jackass-"
That had me internally chuckling.
Honestly,the saddest part of Jurassic world 2015 was seeing the other 3 raptors die.
Also indominus Rex killing brachiosaurus for fun.
@@avidhoni2003 they actually were apatosauruses
Nah man it we'd when that baby dino got lifted up and dropped back down, man didn't deserve it. :(
@@tdap1802 i cant remember that part idk why.
@@CSlaught02 thanks mate.
That brachiosaurus 🦕 death made me cry so much that my mom legit asked, "What's wrong."
I assume your mom doesn’t usually ask you what’s wrong
Or the mother had no idea why you're crying over a pretend dinosaur. Mothers just don't understand.
@@petalblossom6107 whether its cgi or not is irrelevant, its still an animal dying a horrible death on screen which makes those like myself cry, because we hate seeing animals suffer and die
@@adamc_vp77 I'm agreeing with you, Mother's don't understand anything
I hope you know. That's the same one Dr.Grant saw in the first one. Yeah. Let that sink in
Owen may be a badass but the bigger badass is the camera man who went through the entire movie without talking once
I love how in this one the Mosasaur got the respect it’s deserved
the real badass is the camera man, he survived everything.
Clearly a master of stealth. Sam Fisher's got nothing on him.
@@colewygans1278 exactly
I don’t like to brag
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never mess with cameramans
“Yo I thought you said this raptor was indo, seem like outdo”
First time in a long time that something has made me exhale out of my nose so loud and hard
Epic Lotion that had me rolling, and the fact it just came out of nowhere 😭😭
Hilarious
Seems Friday isn't as unknown as I thought
hopefully James'll return to this series and do a kill count for Dominion (i think theres some kills in that movie)
Now we just need a Dominion kill count.
"Was that fuckin' Starlord?" Best quote ever XD
"I thought you said this raptor was Indo, seems like outdo"
That really buttered my crossiant, thanks.
Best joke
Are You Gonna Finish That Croissant.
Hey, my crossiant! What the heck man?
Ahh hey I could have drop my crosuint
These are free 😁
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Jurassic World Dominion Kill Count???
Yes still waiting on it
I liked this movie more than JW1, and it was definitely the scariest, or most horror like. The Indoraptor is actually scary
"I'm supposed to pretend that these reviews are just kill counts" my boy just broke the fourth wall
Lol
R.I.P
Brachiosaurus
1993-2018
My favorite dinosaur too.
Why so sad
Bruh Bruh F
WHY?!!!!! 😭😭😭
NO ME IN PORTA
Honestly think that "Rich people putting their brains in Dinosaur bodies" would've been a much better twist.
Make a Jurassic World Dominion one! I would love to see it!🦖
There was a lot of things cut from this movie. For the part where the indoraptor smiled while it trick Wheatley, it would have been established earlier in the film by Eli that a worker that tended to the indoor was abuse to it for no reason,and smiling everything he tased the indo. The indo broke a light in its cage which made the guy go in there to fix it where he was killed by the indo, where it would have shown the indo smiling to mock the guy, and then cut to show the indo playing around with the skull of the guy.
Sorry if that went on too long, but it sucks that that part was cut from the film, for no reason
Jesus the grammar in this post
@@boogiemann9363
Lmao
@@boogiemann9363 r u having a stroke? I was able to understand the comment
@@loonjms6660 "that a worker who tended to the indoor was abuse to it for no reason, and smiling everything he tased it
While the grammar here does suck, I understand what you were trying to say. And the reason they probably cut that from the movie was because if that scene was in there it would definitely not be pg-13, if he was abusing the indoraptor, then thats showing animal abuse and then if the indoraptor played with the guys skull, than that would easily make it R
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I hope you make a kill count on Jurassic world domination when it comes out
No joke. When I was a kid, I loved Jurassic park 3. After recently watching it again. I still love it.
JWD
Owen: "Oh right. Alan meet Blue."
Blue: "ALAN."
Alan: Talking raptor scene intensifies.
The talking raptor scene was just a dream. That’s it. 🤷♂️
It didn’t really happen.
Nat Walsh get a sense of humor you uncultured swine
@@JeroldBoy0407 I liked this movie a lot better than most people do, so it's nice to see people not roasting it every which way in the comments.
Blue is best waifu
Wheatly?
You mean...
DART NECK!
Ah Dart Neck. Let's toast to his memory
@@PatrickBoyda Practical Fans for life! I'm still astonished that most DD's(DSW's?) don't have more views!
"I know a dart head...& a dart shoulder.?"
@@LivinMyJeffLife Hold on let me talk to Yarael Poof, he'll understand. Where is he?
@@PatrickBoyda Your hair is like a snail and your face is like the snail coming out of the shell. So sexy. 🤣
Patrick Boyda susceptible to dart neck he is
29:26
Coronavirus: Hahaha no it won't
Who else’s favorite dinosaur is the carnotaurus
I'm glad they brought back Animatronics. They made the Dinosaurs look better
I prefer them with CG, which was also used.
As do I, practical effects are always going to be my favorite.
They used puppets but probably touched up the dinosaurs with cgi so it’s both
I know
And by the way, they used animatronics in every movie.
This is how many times he said “Dinosaw”
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Dude it’s a joke.
@@blazingmammoth3757 dude its not a funny joke and its overused, shut up.
@@everyoneisdisappointedinme6428 I thought it was funny and your username isn't funny it's a bit *overused*
Can u all get a long....gosh, I sound just like my 107 year old grandmother
Blazing Mammoth like beggar
I love that the indominous rex is already part raptor and the indoraptor is just “more raptor”