Jim Cornette on Dave Meltzer Reporting False Stories
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2024
- From Episode 520 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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Someone needs to find out who sent the clip to Dave. That person deserves a standing ovation.
It was me
I don't think he exists. Man's delusional
It was Alvarez
I know Dave probably got it from a random email and didn't vet the source let alone the subject but I love the idea that it could be someone that Dave trusts as one of "(his) sources backstage at WWE."
The WWE 2K15 poster in the background 😂
Sending Meltzer false information needs to be a new thing on the regular.
It has been for 40 years
People have been doing it forever.
Heath slater is rejoining wwe and following in the footsteps of jinder and drew becoming a world champion by next wrestlemania.
@@iThinkMyNamesBenH that's good shit, pal!
@@SumWrasslinGuy I'm afraid that phrase has been REDACTED
Dave just reported that Vince is back in WWE after someone sent him the clip of Vince interviewing Andre.
Andre making a play for the comeback of the year.
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
He'll think Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michael's match will happen at this year WrestleMania 😂
That's excellent! I laughed out loud.😂
Him deleting his lies, and not publicly making corrections like any self respecting journalist would only shows he’s not a real journalist, he’s unprofessional, and has no credibility
So he's the average journalist
@@yagamifire7861 Nah, he's a full-on tabloid hack.
@@badladyami to-may-to to-mah-to lmao
He didn't feel it necessary because he's always making shit up, this is par for the course for uncle dave
@yagamifire7861 The average journalist would actually write a retraction.
That "The Decline of Dave Meltzer" Omnibus is gonna go wild when it releases one day
Decline? There's was never any rise outside the 500 message boarders and podcasters who bought his indy/Omega/Japan BS
Gonna need multiple chapters, I think TH-cam videos have a 100 hour limit
A Dark Side of the Ring episode
Omg Dementia Dave Omnibus 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Featuring Jim, Bischoff, Russo. Dutch and Bruce all dunking on him 😂😂😂😂@danw2112
Triple H shaved his beard down specifically for this promo and then glued it back on after.
The rock stopped eating steroids specifically for this promo, as well
@EliC09 Watching it again, I just realized 2k15 and Hell in a Cell 2014 posters are over their shoulders lol.
😂😂😂
Never mind their younger appearance and Steph being there on screen, expert Journalist somehow missed the giant WWE2K15 poster behind him. What a clown. People pay him for this nonsense.
Exactly!!!
Who’s the bigger fool, the fool who writes this stuff or the fools who pay him?
"even Stephanie returned"
What you didn't hear that WWE is re-releasing WWE 2K15 this year? It has so much hype that HHH went and changed his beard in that short amount of time! 😆
😂 I love Unkie Dave
My favourite Meltzer blunder was when he reported that Shibata had his brain removed by doctors after his injury, not the most reliable is Dave
WTF?! That's hilarious
@MsCholmondley-Warner yeah when Shibata nearly died from a subdural hematoma a few years ago, Dave reported doctors had to remove his brain 🤣 Shibata did nearly die from his injury but luckily he's still alive and active today
@@totallybored5526 quite possibly, Meltzer has been slowly losing it more and more as the years pass
@totallybored5526 probably a bit of both if we're being honest 🤣
He got his brain back though, didn't he?
People are paying good money to read Meltzer write fake gossip stories about wrestlers he hates, and erotic fan-fiction about AEW and other wrestlers he loves.
And he can’t even write in coherent sentences lol
People pay? 😂
Not "people".
Marks
Dave Meltzer: "And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
@@yoholmes273 sometimes its wrestlers themselves sending fake stuff to Meltzer, which makes it obvious the corruption he makes, in terms of making wrestlers popular or inpopular
If Meltzer was born 30 years later he would have been a Mod on a wrestling sub reddit, No one should take his opinion as facts just because he posts them on his News letter
He's a good example off people thinking longevity equals authority on a topic. The guy is as daft now as he was thirty years ago. I remember back in the mid-late 2000's, how every week "CM Punk has nuclear heat! Expect his termination any day now!"
He probably is a mod on some wrestling subreddit.
I guarantee Dave Meltzer is a SquaredCircle mod just like Horseface Ref
@@aluminumsalmongames6277 correct. His magazine was one of only a few sources you could get back then for wrestling. His daftness has been exposed in the world of social media. It's still real to good ole uncle Dave.
is runs all the wrestling subreddits
because they are all bullshit
Meltzer never corrects himself. He'll just claim "Plans changed." as always.
Plans changed from a segment from 10 years ago 😅
Dave Meltzer in Alfred Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Little.
Best to get out of jail free card
“Uhh you see the thing is ummm, Triple H & Rock uhh, they’re standing there ummm, this might have been from a couple months ago uhh, possibly even a few years ago but umm, plans change. That’ll be $12.99 please”
Plans changed, WWE decided it wasn't 2015 anymore 😂
In his defense, during that episode of Smackdown 10 years ago there was an Omega match at the Tokyodome, he was probably opening his 2nd bottle of hand lotion by the time this promo was aired that night
😂😂😂
In all seriousness, do you think Meltzer watches or pays any real attention to WWE? He just reports whatever he is told because all he is invested in is AEW and associated promotions.
@josephlorenz6703 you're 100% right more than likely. He refuses to give WWE one of his 5 star matches but gives Jericho's lousy comedy matches 4 to 4.5 stars numerous times 🤦♂️
@@josephlorenz6703I don’t get how, he watches all this shit. AEW (all shows), WWE (all shows) and Japanese wrestling. I think he only does the UFC ppvs but he used to do the fight nights. It blows my mind. Dudes a mad man and not in a good way.
I‘m dead 😂😂😂 @adaminthehouse2
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me constantly, I'm Dave Meltzer.
"Why didn't you call me, Dave?" Imagine the biggest self-proclaimed journalist in wrestling actually fact checking what randos tell him. Or even proof reading his work before publishing it.
Dave Meltzer: "And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
He also wants the ants to know as a journalist he can round up people to work in the underground sugar caves
@archaontheeverchosen7980 Underground sugar cave ... OMG ... AEW!
He needs to reaffirm his allegiance to this country and it's human president. It may not be perfect, but it's the best one they have. For now.
As a kid I hated James E Cornette . He always managed against my favorite guys so I couldn’t stand him . 30 years later , I can honestly say I consider Jim to be the absolute best ! Just a god damn legend !
If you hated Jim as a kid it means he was doing is job right
It's called Heenanism.
Knowing later in life that it was his whole job to make us hate him, makes us love him more. Lol. I was the same as you friend
The Triple H and Rock segment issue was actually even worse than described. Not only were they 10 years younger, but....
1- Stephanie was present for part of it.
2- There were posters on the wall for WWE 2K15 and a Hell in a Cell PPV with John Cena on it.
3- A hashtag labeled "Smackdown15" was visible in the corner for Smackdown's 15th anniversary.
Good grief, there is no excuse for that ffs 😂
To go with the point if them being ten years younger, triple h still had some hair in the form of a buzzcut and didn’t have the big beard he sports now.
"Given Triple H's heart problems, this match would seem impossible"... He wrote that and still the penny didn't drop. Unbelievable.
Has to be untreated autism, there’s no other explanation
Dave's meltzered face in all these images is the best 🤣🤣🤣
I'm meltzering! I'm meeellttzzeeriiiingg!
🤪
Omfg LMFAO 🤣
Thats probably the face he makes whenever the bucks do their gymnastics routine
just glad we didn't get HHH and Rock 'love to each other' as the graphic 👀
Reminder Meltzer rated the street fight with Trent's mom flipping the bird higher than EVERY SINGLE MATCH worked by Angle, Mysterio, and Savage; and higher than both HBK/Taker Mania matches.
That's absurd 😂
😂
🤣
He's on the payroll. So are a few other wrestling content creators and "journalists". Simon Miller for sure
@@kahunamoe22 that one makes me sad I used to love Simon Miller but man he's an aew shill through and through
man, imagine taking Meltzer seriously after this, what a simpleton
Not only that, imagine _paying him money_ for it!
Imagine ever taking this clown seriously.he fact the wrestling communitystill brings his name up is embarrassingand why so much of wrestling is awful..
i never have
#davemeltzerisamoron
I remember watching that segment live. Dave is so in tuned with wrestling that he 1. just became aware of this segment and 2. Didn’t see Triple H’s completely different appearance as a red flag to not pass Go and collect $200.
Didn’t triple h have long hair in that clip
@@09hicktown Nope, but he had what is a baby beard compared to now.
Or let's talk about Steph was in the damn video! Haha
@@GhostMalone90 In the Authority era, at that.
I love when Dave goes “It’s Meltzerin’ time!” And then meltzers all over the place.
With his tongue out
Ah a man of culture
“Well, uh… you see.. like.. um.. you know.. the reason is because.. yeah”
@@2drunktotastethischickenis that you Dave? 😂 Uncanny impression
Why did this comment make me laugh this hard
We’ve been getting stellar content from Corny and Brian all thanks to Dave and Tony The Fool Khan. Keep it coming, fellas.
Meltzer reporting false stories? I'm shocked!
Uncle Dave: "It could be true, or not. Who knows, but that's it. I mean, it's like, you know - whatever, those guys. They're gonna say whatever. I mean, that's the case. It's right there. How can you not understand that?"
😂😂😂
The bar to be a wrestling journalist is on the floor.
I think it's just "have access to the Internet" at this point, right?
@@MoxyOhyeah it's sad
More like in the basement.
On the floor at the bar 🍺😂
A truer statement has never been said. 🤣🤣
In more shocking news, today is a day that ends with the letter Y in English. Absolutely riveting stuff.
Dave Meltdown was probably too busy dressing up as his boyfriends the buckeroos to notice he was being had.
Not cool, man. Dave's boyfriend is Kenny Omega. The Middle Aged Bucks are Dave's "associates." You're gonna cause heat between them again, like when Dave was in a committed relationship with Joey Ryan, until Joey found out that Dave had been blowing out Will Ospreay's back on the weekends. Had nobody started blowing up Joey's inbox with all those compromising photos of Will and Dave going at it, Joey Ryan would still be wrestling today. #neverforget
If the last year or so hasn’t proven that Emperor Meltzer has no clothes, nothing will ever convince his followers.
I fear his followers want to collectively transfer their souls to a spaceship hidden behind the comet Hale Bopp.
I do not get how he still has a job
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7kulets hope so
@@jamespaul6315 Unfortunately, Hale Bopp will not return to Earth until the year 4419 ...
because he's self-employed, khan and the bucks feed him a line of bullshit and message board marks ain't all too bright @@plannein
He’s been doing this for 40 years. It’s not new.
"What a mark." -Ravens thoughts on Dave Meltzer and his reporting.
Raven said that Meltzer couldn’t write for shit and had a ton of typos, which is why I find it comical now that Dave can’t even get the story straight about something now.
@@villian99918 Meltzer is worse than Russo
#POS #shitstainMeltzer
How would you not wanna hear Corny's two cents on this hilarious ass topic.
How many times does this hack have to get caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He needs to just be ignored so he eventually goes away.
Ol Uncle Dave is one of the nuggets in the tidy bowl... 🤣
He has officially baited himself out. Bravo to the guy that sent him this "scoop"
he is a master baiter
love it when Brian starts revving up that laugh
Wouldn't surprise me if Dave sees Vince's mugshots from the show, and reports that Vince just got arrested.
Oh, man. I can't wait for Dave to see the clip I sent him. Turns out in a recent sold-out house show Andre the Giant came back from the dead and got body slammed by Hulk Hogan! Unfortunately, Andre died again moments later.
In all fairness, Hogan has probably been sending him that same story for years now
WTF? That was on an episode of SmackDown during the PG/Entertainment Era. They just teased having a match a WM. They were just taking a painful stroll down memory lane.
And they went on to have dinner by the end of the segment. No one with 2 brain cells thought this segment was anything more than a joke.
That was a funny segment. I think Stephanie ducked out of frame so she could laugh 😂
The irony that Dave called Corny out of touch, and then reports a ten year old video as if it's new.
To be fair, that video of Rock and Triple H was all over social media.
A decade ago.
Did that dang ol' "plans changed" strike again?
🎵Theres got to be a morning after, if we hold onto, the Elite. I want to be with Tony Khan, and live out my booking dreams🎵 -Meltzer’s karaoke song
🎶 "They tried to make me go to Rehab, but I said no, no, no ... 🎶
@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku if she had heeded that advise Amy Winehouse would still be with us today
@RS3isRealscape Then don't tell Dave ... I'm actually sure he still believes she's alive.
Oh my f-ing god Jim these ad reads make me laugh!!! Poor shopify!!! This had me in stitches!!! Love you guys!
Hopefully this quells all the people running around with his word like it was written in stone
I absolutely GIG off of Brain sounding like he's training a dog with a simple "No", when Jim goes off the rails with his exaggerated claims during a promo segment. "Nooo...."
LMFAO!!! When Brian reads that badly written quote... I laughed so fucking hard I damn near passed out 😂😅😂😂😅
Uncle Junior watching Curb thinking it was him & Bobby on TV
Dude...that scene was so hilarious because the people on the TV ACTUALLY DID resemble Uncle Junior and Baccala 😂.
All I know is Dave Metzler never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
What's that my trial?
Quasimodo predicted all this.
Dave Meltzer is a hero in this house!
I watch that little person show and FUCKIN LOVE IT. They put on a HELL of a cage match in the season finale. It would tickle Jim’s heart to watch it.
The guy who reported that Mable was the 3rd man, reported something incorrectly...
Lol… is that really true?
@@alexmartin3143 Yes. Lol.
25:49. "Many many, many". That makes me think of Commandant Lassard from the movie "Police Academy"
This is actually the best journalism Dave has ever done
The sad thing is that people are only just now realizing this. Since I broke in I heard he was not on the level to anyone that wasn't feeding him info or bloviating his praises. Modern journalism in general is pretty parasitic and slanted.
I can’t wait for Dave to break the story about CM Punk choking out Jack Perry in 10 years!
Dave Melzer to reveal he sent the clip to himself.
This popped me. Well done sir.
Like Mr. Bean with his Christmas cards.
The funniest thing about the video was the giant WWE 2K15 poster in the background.😂😂😂
Several years ago I had an opportunity to have dinner with Bill Apter after a wrestling Match in Chicago and he never mentioned the name Dave Meltzer now I know why😮
He predicted each possible scenario and still got it wrong🤣🤣🤣
Meltzer is NOT a reporter.
Meltzer is an observer.
A wrestling...observer!
And a shot one at that 😂
Very good lol.. 🤣
more like a peeping tom
Best one was the Rock and Triple H “segment” that was around social media. When it was from 10 years ago 😂😂
lmaooo he just be lying for no reason
Dave “Joe Biden” Meltzer
And whatculture plus wrestletalk take whatever he reports and run with it then the marks treat it like gospel
Next week Meltzer will be sent an old Saturday Night Main Event clip and then print out, "It looks like Hulk Hogan and The Macho Man are having problems backstage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 lmao lmao I was not ready for that lmao
When he was talking about Punk's situation with Moxley and his issues with creative and the broken foot Meltzer gave it up when he said
"I tried to not knowingly lie".
It's like his stunted little brain can't cope with being wrong.
Jim finding out all journalism is dead is a good start to my day
Such good shit pal 😂😂😂
Vince probably said this while shitting on people's heads
@@Dr.Yakub22 really gross
you need help
Reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke:
"Four years ago...no, wait...it was yesterday..."
This exposed that Dave truly makes things up as he goes. Absolutely been caught out.
Even by post-Ruthless Aggression standards, that's quite a famous clip which Meltzer had to have seen at some point. Never mind the 2K15 poster, Triple H's beard is about five layers thinner! Utterly baffling mistake.
It's funny thinking that marks are actually paying to be lied by meltzer.
I kinda feel sorry for Dave. To fight irrelevancy so hard. He, like Jericho & so many others, is past his prime. To have so huge an ego about your importance in a 100 year old sport. Reality check needed. JC needs to go into the intervention business. 💪💥🔥
Aew wrestlers validating him like Britt baker and the bucks is who I feel sorry for
He's been spiraling out of control these last few months. That supposed social experiment was the icing on the cake
This clip and the Flair "Woo Wings!" segment must unequivocally be on the next "Funniest Moments" Omnibus. 😂
If that Wooings segment isn’t on the next funny moments omnibus alongside Vince russo’s fantasy promotion, then Jim screwed the cult of cornette. Or is it the cult of cornette screwed the cult of cornette?
Robert "R.D." Evans was a manager in ROH in the early to mid 2010's and was also known for being in one of Ryback"s backstage bully skits...
i love the Dave artwork with him sticking his tongue out hahaha
Meltzer's been reporting false stories for years. Remember, he claimed that Mabel was the third man.
Or when he claimed that Japanese wrestler had his brain removed lol
He never said Mabel was the third man. Only that his name came up as a possibility. There's plenty of stuff to nail Meltzer on without relying on bullshit stories that never happened.
@@thisisevan1 To even entertain the idea that Mabel could be the 3rd man is dumb, even if he didn't out right say it.
My favorite is when some guy from WhatCulture or something posted the show’s intermission screen at a live show, and jokingly said that was the next PPV. And fucking Dave thought that it was real
I actually would like a segment with Brian Last reading some Whatculture "articles" for Jim to react to. That site is as bad as Meltzer with the way they ride AEW so hard
@@buttscarlton1490 They are just a gimmick to have WhatCulture reach further fanbases for revenue. Hence WhatCulture Comics etc. WCPW was an odd anomaly.
I love that people know Dave sucks so bad at the job part of his job they're just fucking with him now.
This is the guy who reported on emergency full brain removal surgery.. whoever tells him this stuff, bravo.
If you're on Twitter, just ask Dave: "What is wrong with you?" I do it all the time.
Meltzer bringing “out of touch” on a whole new level…
the people who say Cornette is out of touch
need to stop following Uncle Dave
#realitycheckmotherfucker
I pay as much attention to Dave as Brian does to the first R in forward.
I will never get tired of seeing the Meltzer tongue clips 😂
My four favorite words that Jim Cornette says: "Poor Ol' Unca Dave..."
I am BEGGING you guys to review a little person wrestling match
"Yea right and you saw it from where. Oakland ?" - Kevin Nash
I like that Jim lightly snickered, when Brian said, 'Little Person Wrestling Company'.
Dave clearly went through the Mandella Effect😂😂
When Dave was asked who is your source. He replied "My source is I made it the F#ck up" 😅
"They're making good time but they're hopelessly lost" Good one!
From the LA Times to the National Enquirer in about 5 years. It's impressive in a way.
Travis has done it again! Another masterpiece involving Uncle Dave.
Oh, I am SOOOOO here for this!!!!
Corny would be the Simon of that show 😂
"They're making good time but they're hopelessly lost." Lol.
There was literally a poster of that years WWE videogame on the wall directly behind and between them, and Stephanie was also there lmao
This is a hilarious segment when you consider how Corny watched Randy Atcher and couldnt tell it was an old video🤣🤣 CORNETTE is still king though
I can't wait for the assessment of Minoru Suzuki vs. Maki Itoh.😅
11:22 “Except I’m a talented amateur” 😂😂😂😂 I fuckin love it. I love when Jim sings a jingle
Meltzer portrayed as William Hung was not on my 2024 Bingo card!
I hope all these wrestling companies start sending Dave false info. I'll start watching him in the morning for a good laugh at that point.