Evelyn Tucci created that recipe after starting a small bakery. Was a staple for refreshments during intermission for the off-Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" (not technically Disney brand).,
The famous pretzel pizza recipe was a big success in the town and the play, which led to bigger orders and hence Evelyn Tucci was able to buy herself The icicle which was the first vehicle she bought with her own money.
honestly pizza with a soft pretzel crust sounds so good to me right now pretzel pizza made by drizzling a spoonful of ragu marinara sauce on a bed of rold gold pretzel sticks and then slapping some cheese on there before throwing it in a microwave for three to five minutes until the cheese disappears, though... i feel like throwing up
Fun fact: Put a hot dog (just the sausage) in the microwave for six minutes and you'll come back to A) a smoky room and B) a black, leathery strip of skin where once a hot dog existed. I know this because reasons.
But also the wrong response Turns out everyone was wondering and questioning what it was And only Vic was right about it But no one acknowledges it 😔😔😔
For everyone clamoring for the actual recipe, here's what I gleaned: Ingredients: 1 Bag of Gold Rod Pretzels 1 Jar of Ragu 1 bag of shredded cheese (doesn't matter what kind, it will eventually disappear) Optional: Pepperoni Make a bed of pretzels. Pour on the ragu. Add the cheese (again, this step is barely relevant, the cheese will disappear). Add the pepperoni if you want. Throw all of that into the microwave for 3 to 5 minutes. How do you know it's done? Is the cheese still there? Put the microwave on for another couple of minutes. Repeat step until the cheese has simply ceased to exist. Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds (you don't want to burn your tongue!). Pre dial 911. Enjoy your pizza!
You forgot Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds, while you're just like staring at it, and then put it back into the microwave for 30 more seconds to "double bake" it.
Vic did demonstrate the pretzel pizza in their stories a few days ago and I just want to add that there's only a spoonful of ragu and their childhood home's microwave must have been fucked because it only took like 30sec-1min this time lmao
This is the best point, when Zac has to become non-silly you know that means all the silliness in the space is being used up by someone else... Vic... Vic is the someone else.
@@meribor probably because saying “forces him to be she straight person” makes it sound like Zac is normally gay as opposed to the idiom “playing the straight man”.
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers if you want to get pedantic a theme contains a leitmotif so if it's a theme it's also still a leitmotif. If you DON'T want to get pedantic, "leitmotif" was the funnier word to use and funny is more important than accuracy 107% of the time. I opted for option #2
Dropout editors continue to knock it out of the park. Love the humourous additions from them in the shows, like the same music popping up for pretzel pizza discussions. It's so charming.
I’m biased bc I have a crush on Vic but genuinely their explanation of being an oldest sibling desperately trying to feed younger siblings with such a horrific creation shot me right in the heart, as a fellow oldest sibling
god, who doesn't have a crush on Vic. Like, I imagine getting an opportunity to shake their hand, but then getting horribly self-conscious at the last second and going for an awkward thumbs-up/fistbump instead. That's the dream, really.
@@cirnet and unbeknownst to you, as your panicked brain has shut off all non-critical functions including vision, Vic is doing the exact same thing. do they have similar neuroses, or are they graciously yes-anding your anxiety? with all the time in the world, it would remain impossible to tell
The sheer insanity of all this clip is what made me commit to buying a year of dropout because holy fuck I needed context and let me tell you THERE IS NO CONTEXT SHE JUST DOES THIS
All this time I thought Vic was playing a slightly weird character on VIP, but after this I think that may actually be their best attempt at playing a standard human rather than an alien. And I say this with the utmost respect and caring.
NGL, a pretzel pizza sounds awesome. Not whatever Vic was describing, but a pretzel dough crust, maybe some pretzelly toppings like bratwurst, mustard, sautkraut... kind of want to try that now
I love them, the way that vic was already laughing to tears when zac starts saying "coming in here today.." Zac and Vic are mi favourite combination, along with zac and brennan. Loved this episode!!
@@punishercastle5487 No. It's more like nachos but a bed of mini pretzels instead of a bed of chips. And instead of nacho toppings, it's pizza flavoring/toppings. Exactly what she described Ragu sauce, cheese and pepperonis.
Saw on Reddit that Vic looks like Neutral Janet from the Good Place, and that they would be surprised if Vic is the one who greets you in the afterlife and is God in a Pantsuit, and this definitely adds to that
ok but actually my mom was obsessed with those pretzel thins chips and i definitely used to cover those with cheese and slep it in the microwave when we didnt have tortilla chips to make “nachos” so i feel like i can imagine the pretzel pizza.. and its good
It would work if you skip the ragu. If you microwave pretzels and cheese it will eventually turn into a crisp. If you add ragu for the same amount of time it will explode and then burn on every surface of the microwave.
As a bavarian german we do have some restaurants that serve and even a few frozen options of pretzel pizza. But it's really more like jake thought, with pretzel dough as a base, different sauce and toppings bavarians like to typically eat with pretzels. Whatever vic is describing seems so wild even to me.
I'm with Vic all the way here. Never had a pretzel pizza but I can totally picture it in the circumstance they're describing. Very reasonable. And yeah! It's Rold Gold pretzels and Ragu! Those are the brands you'd think of for that! Snyder's of Hanover or some shit, even! What, are you gonna tease someone for saying they need a Band-aid? That's a brand, too!
"boil pasta cause on a pile of pretzels until it begins exploding, coating the wall sauce and pretzel debris (three minutes) or starts a fire (five minutes)."
@@CamTheGalaxy That's fair, but the scene they're setting makes it sound like it's something they made as a kid so I wouldn't imagine they were estimating the right time to microwave back then.
At first i was like, "oh pretzel crust sounds good...oh, the whole pizza?.. wait it's just a bag of hard snacking pretzels on a plate with ragu on top wtf is happening..."
Seeing the Instagram stories saga of the pretzel pizza involving each of these amazing people would have raised the commit to the bit bar for anyone else. But for Vic, its just another Tuesday.
I just watched a bunch of game changer shorts yesterday, and a lot of them had Vic in them. Then today this video appeared in my youttube feed. For once you nailed it, youtube algorithm!
I can relate. I only cook for my Chihuahuas and eat the left overs and table scraps. My wife has to cook for herself or bring home takeout as she considers my cooking basically inedible.
Idk how much of it is a character but sometimes I feel like Vic is from an alternate Universe where Corporate America was dominated by Women in STEM instead of Yuppies
2:59 her commentary here and the subsequent lack of faith from Jacob, only to be proven right BUT NO ONE acknowledges how she's right Is the subtle hilarity I enjoy
Three to five is actually the prison sentence you get as a consequence of following Vic's pretzel pizza recipe.
its not far off from prison pizza or prison nachos.
3:5 is a ratio that is familiar for reasons I can't quite put my finger on
Holy shit cackling
Im WHEEZING STOP
@@datnastysalad5616 3/5ths compromise from the dark days of American history.
Pretzel pizza is one of the recipes Evelyn Tucci created.
What else ya got?
Looked for this comment 😂
Evelyn Tucci created that recipe after starting a small bakery. Was a staple for refreshments during intermission for the off-Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" (not technically Disney brand).,
Lmfaoooooo
The famous pretzel pizza recipe was a big success in the town and the play, which led to bigger orders and hence Evelyn Tucci was able to buy herself The icicle which was the first vehicle she bought with her own money.
I love that you can tell Vic immediately regretted saying pretzel pizza once Jordan questioned it but instantly doubled down on the bit
You can always rely on Vic to double down on opening themself to humiliation. It's a rich and honourable vein of comedy!
She was so ready to explain it, then looked up and lost all confidence.
The way they knit their brows together, you'd think they're being blackmailed to do this bit, but it's just their comedy instincts with a loaded gun
@@MatthewPherigo Loaded gun with the added threat of a nuclear warhead in the background
honestly pizza with a soft pretzel crust sounds so good to me right now
pretzel pizza made by drizzling a spoonful of ragu marinara sauce on a bed of rold gold pretzel sticks and then slapping some cheese on there before throwing it in a microwave for three to five minutes until the cheese disappears, though... i feel like throwing up
When the guy who wrote the "Technically A Meal" sketch questions your childhood struggle meal, you know that something has gone horribly awry.
too true
i mean, vic is right about one thing, after 3 to 5 minutes, that cheese is VAPORIZED
It has transitioned entirely to carbon.
I think Vic was the thing that got vaporized after that last joke. Jake was savage, yet... entirely truthful.
Fun fact: Put a hot dog (just the sausage) in the microwave for six minutes and you'll come back to A) a smoky room and B) a black, leathery strip of skin where once a hot dog existed.
I know this because reasons.
@@TvaikahYou can do the same to a doritos bag in 6 seconds
@@Tvaikah i'm assuming you meant 60 seconds originally
"I wouldn't trust what you think" is the best response here.
After all that, he's not wrong.
But also the wrong response
Turns out everyone was wondering and questioning what it was
And only Vic was right about it
But no one acknowledges it 😔😔😔
“You called that pan paper.” 😂
For everyone clamoring for the actual recipe, here's what I gleaned:
Ingredients:
1 Bag of Gold Rod Pretzels
1 Jar of Ragu
1 bag of shredded cheese (doesn't matter what kind, it will eventually disappear)
Optional: Pepperoni
Make a bed of pretzels. Pour on the ragu. Add the cheese (again, this step is barely relevant, the cheese will disappear). Add the pepperoni if you want. Throw all of that into the microwave for 3 to 5 minutes.
How do you know it's done? Is the cheese still there? Put the microwave on for another couple of minutes. Repeat step until the cheese has simply ceased to exist.
Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds (you don't want to burn your tongue!). Pre dial 911. Enjoy your pizza!
Ok good I was wondering. Going to add this to the cookbook.
You forgot
Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds, while you're just like staring at it, and then put it back into the microwave for 30 more seconds to "double bake" it.
Rold gold?
Vic did demonstrate the pretzel pizza in their stories a few days ago and I just want to add that there's only a spoonful of ragu and their childhood home's microwave must have been fucked because it only took like 30sec-1min this time lmao
the "pre-dial 911" fuckin sent me
Vic is so unhinged it forces Zac to become the straight person in the bit
Absolutely. "Straight man"
@meaganhuband329 Why the quotes?
Straight person makes no sense. The phrase is "straight man"
This is the best point, when Zac has to become non-silly you know that means all the silliness in the space is being used up by someone else... Vic... Vic is the someone else.
@@meribor probably because saying “forces him to be she straight person” makes it sound like Zac is normally gay as opposed to the idiom “playing the straight man”.
i once called vic a vampire and they responded by posting a photo of their phone floating in front of a mirror, so. take that as you will
For ultimate confirmation, serve pretzel pizza w/ garlic.
@@googiegress pretzel garlic
she
@@steelbear2063they
@@steelbear2063No.
The part with the cheese killed me. What do they mean they want the cheese to disappear? Not even melt, just disappear?? Where did the cheese go???
Microwave it until it’s just been fully evaporated.
The ragu* sauce will boil, and the liquid from that will boil over the melted cheese layer concealing it from view.
The cheese went to Narnia. It's the only explanation I can think of
Away
It's just three to five minutes.
"you come home, you're in school"
such masterful story telling
Fr reminded me of the forth dimension kindergarten days
obviously you're homeschooled
Finally a video that almost reaches my dream ratio of pretzel pizza discussion VS non-pretzel pizza discussion
It leans a little heavy into the non-pretzel pizza topics for my liking.
Almost
That ratio? 3:5
I gave Vic's recipe a try. Can confirm; family dead, headed to prison.
three to five?
07
Italian spotted, this would only be a crime there.. everywhere else on earth... just lots of shame
Solid data
Insane that the pretzel pizza has its own leitmotif
That part kept killing me 🤣
Correct me if im wrong, but isn't this a theme, and not a leitmotif?
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers correct
It’s a non-leit motif
@@JazzyFizzleDrummers if you want to get pedantic a theme contains a leitmotif so if it's a theme it's also still a leitmotif. If you DON'T want to get pedantic, "leitmotif" was the funnier word to use and funny is more important than accuracy 107% of the time. I opted for option #2
Dropout editors continue to knock it out of the park. Love the humourous additions from them in the shows, like the same music popping up for pretzel pizza discussions. It's so charming.
Vic quadrupling down on pretzel pizza is exactly why they are one of the funniest people on the planet.
äh yes, the sound of pretzel pizzas falling from the bag... "kah kah kah" - takes me right back
*cues mandolin melody*
The brand is Rold Gold! I’ve got you Vic 😭
The chocolate covered rold gold are the best snack
How did none of them know Rold Gold?? Pretzel amateurs psh
@@TheCompleteJeffI come from the very country of pretzels and we don't have this here.
You're all amateurs here in my opinion.
@@TheCompleteJeff Those aren't even proper pretzels, Are these what we're using for "Pretzel Pizza"? I still have no idea what this concept means.
@@bananawithaknifeThat’s why they were saying why not use pretzel dough, because using snack pretzels for a pizza base is unhinged
I’m biased bc I have a crush on Vic but genuinely their explanation of being an oldest sibling desperately trying to feed younger siblings with such a horrific creation shot me right in the heart, as a fellow oldest sibling
🤝
I really hope this is a real thing they have prepared before. Still love it alot even if it's just a bit
god, who doesn't have a crush on Vic. Like, I imagine getting an opportunity to shake their hand, but then getting horribly self-conscious at the last second and going for an awkward thumbs-up/fistbump instead. That's the dream, really.
@@cirnet and unbeknownst to you, as your panicked brain has shut off all non-critical functions including vision, Vic is doing the exact same thing.
do they have similar neuroses, or are they graciously yes-anding your anxiety?
with all the time in the world, it would remain impossible to tell
Vic needs to be on Smosh's Food Crimes show
@@hudsonjaKinda like how Hannibal Lecter was approached by the FBI to help find a serial killer.
@@hudsonja This is the take. I'm a prison abolitionist...except for Vehicular Foodslaughter.
@@hudsonja as a criminal informant
vic would outclass every single smosh member so hard it would be difficult to watch.
The Italian music cutting in and out as she rants about this "pizza" is killing me lmfaooo
it’s the absolute confidence with which jacob said “gold rod” when that’s just as incorrect as “rose gold” 😂😂
It’s giving “NASCAR” *passes out*
That lean-in "*define it*" made me feel something.
That felt like such a profound betrayal
it's the most tired and exasperated i'd ever seen Zac Oyama, which is saying a lot
I felt it in my ear!
My most favourite thing about Vic is that they commits to a concept, a train of thought that is often derailed but keeps on chugging
C'mon Zac, I'm sure you're a great cook; I've seen technically a meal!
He should've challenged them to make Hot Ketchup Egg Spaghetti.
The sheer insanity of all this clip is what made me commit to buying a year of dropout because holy fuck I needed context and let me tell you THERE IS NO CONTEXT SHE JUST DOES THIS
All this time I thought Vic was playing a slightly weird character on VIP, but after this I think that may actually be their best attempt at playing a standard human rather than an alien. And I say this with the utmost respect and caring.
2:54 is when Vic knows they've been made
(idyllic Italian music)
i'm just so taken by how charmed jacob is by vic. everything they say makes him belly laugh and he just seems so charmed
She's describing nachos with pretzels but is trying to push it as a pizza instead and I love how unhinged that is.
Ragu on nachos?
@@matte5705"nachos but the chips are pretzels and the salsa is marinara and the taco meat is pepperoni"
@@kaileewalden3586need Vic on Culinary Crimes but as the defendant
@@kaileewalden3586We of course know the age old question: is a hotdog a sandwich? We now bring you: is pretzel pizza nachos?
@@kaileewalden3586A spaghetti carbonara but the noodles are ramen, and the sauce is a pork bone broth, and the guanciale is chashu
I actually heard Evelynn Tucci invented the pretzel pizza
You know, it’s comforting to know that there’s somebody out there more incompetent in a kitchen than me. Thanks Vic.
Vic's eyeshadow is mesmorizing.
I know right? Always thought she was pretty but this kicks it up a notch!
Dropout shows can make anyone look stunning. If you are already beautiful, it just intensifies.
Vic is gorgeous, a jarring contrast to the mental image of their pretzel pizza
@@Notorietypulp We found Vic's flaw, she was too perfect otherwise.
yall have no appreciation of improvisational units
1:36 "wait cmere... Define it" LOLOL im loling just typing it out. genius
Pretzel pizza sounds like something the latchkey kid from that one CH sketch would cook for himself 😢
the one Zac was in?
@Ramonerdna No, it's a pretty good child actor whose name I don't know. Could very well have grown up into "Technically A Meal" guy ngl
@@tuxedobike4067 are you talking about Absentee Parent Cooking Show (with Nolan Gould)?
Also sounds like some Kelmp shenanigans
Their nervous laughing at everyone making fun of them is so cute lol
NGL, a pretzel pizza sounds awesome. Not whatever Vic was describing, but a pretzel dough crust, maybe some pretzelly toppings like bratwurst, mustard, sautkraut... kind of want to try that now
Vic has this dedication to bits that I so greatly respect
I love them, the way that vic was already laughing to tears when zac starts saying "coming in here today.." Zac and Vic are mi favourite combination, along with zac and brennan. Loved this episode!!
Zac Vic and Brennan would be a combo to end all combos. I always wished Vic would officially join the noise boys
Vic is so unhinged it forces Zac to become the straight person in the sketch
@@joeygibson6867 this would be awesome!
@@meribor jajajaj i don´t know what is it, but I love their sinergy
😂😂 the closed caption at 0:54 says "i like a dark weenie" -Jacob
Istg in the episode he even says weiner not weenie
I love Jacob especially being so flabbergasted by literally everything Vic is saying😅😂
The music starting every single time is SENDING me
Why is Vic like this with their bits, this and Eva tucci, I love vic
Evelyn
She's also amazing on the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, she had a moment this year where she was a character that was a Pokemon Trainer that had me dying.
At this point I think that Vic is an alien who eats the light of the sun and the light of the moon and that's why they don't know what food is.
Someone get Babish on this.
oh yeah, call the bald man, he needs to hear about this
The same music cutting in killed me every time
I knew this compilation was coming, thank you for your service 😂
The absolute dissonance between Vic's incredibly elegant eye makeup and the culinary disaster that is pretzel pizza.
Vic actually made pretzel pizza on her IG story. And it doesn't look bad tbh.
God, I want to see that. But seems like it isn't there anymore.
But did it actually look like a pretzel pizza? That’s the part I’m having trouble believing lol
@@punishercastle5487 No. It's more like nachos but a bed of mini pretzels instead of a bed of chips. And instead of nacho toppings, it's pizza flavoring/toppings. Exactly what she described Ragu sauce, cheese and pepperonis.
@@casualpotato44 gotcha. I feel like it should be called Pizza Pretzels instead maybe? Or pizza topped pretzels or something lol
I mean, next season we HAVE to see a pretzel pizza right? RIGHT??
1:47
I love Vic’s implication that pretzels aren’t a food they could eat. And pepperoni and cheese for that matter.
Saw on Reddit that Vic looks like Neutral Janet from the Good Place, and that they would be surprised if Vic is the one who greets you in the afterlife and is God in a Pantsuit, and this definitely adds to that
1:45 the simultaneous eye rub/facepalm combination.
okay so what im hearing is that i absolutely MUST make a pretzel pizza for myself
I am absolutely going to try this, although I think I'll adjust the cooking time
Vic looks stunning in this episode.
She does…
please somebody help I can't keep falling in love with unattainable people like Vic
Everytime I see them, their look changes in the combo of hair/makeup/clothes and it's always good.
2:33 The word you are looking for is sheet 😂as in 1/8 sheet pan
It’s funnier recognizing Zac in the captions showed he said sheet just right before that too.
It's a page what do you mean
They definitely know what food is
3 to 5 is so funny bc the cheese would be borderline gone after 45 seconds
You double bake it after cooking it for 3-5 minutes in the microwave
ok but actually my mom was obsessed with those pretzel thins chips and i definitely used to cover those with cheese and slep it in the microwave when we didnt have tortilla chips to make “nachos” so i feel like i can imagine the pretzel pizza.. and its good
i also, i am a vic apologist. they could do anything and i would be like sick
They are roasting they for it lol.@BringOnTheRainxx3
It would work if you skip the ragu. If you microwave pretzels and cheese it will eventually turn into a crisp. If you add ragu for the same amount of time it will explode and then burn on every surface of the microwave.
the italian music timing is just chef kiss*
vic is just ahead of their time
Vic, you are a treasure
As a bavarian german we do have some restaurants that serve and even a few frozen options of pretzel pizza. But it's really more like jake thought, with pretzel dough as a base, different sauce and toppings bavarians like to typically eat with pretzels.
Whatever vic is describing seems so wild even to me.
Vic's pretzel pizza is foreign even to reality ;)
Someone give that girl a hug.
You called the pan paper 😂😂😂😂 ah, I love them, and I love Vic❤
I'm with Vic all the way here. Never had a pretzel pizza but I can totally picture it in the circumstance they're describing. Very reasonable. And yeah! It's Rold Gold pretzels and Ragu! Those are the brands you'd think of for that! Snyder's of Hanover or some shit, even! What, are you gonna tease someone for saying they need a Band-aid? That's a brand, too!
"boil pasta cause on a pile of pretzels until it begins exploding, coating the wall sauce and pretzel debris (three minutes) or starts a fire (five minutes)."
I was with Vic until they said 3 to 5 minutes in a microwave. That’s where they lost me
@@CamTheGalaxy That's fair, but the scene they're setting makes it sound like it's something they made as a kid so I wouldn't imagine they were estimating the right time to microwave back then.
The music adds so much, great editing they did xdd
At first i was like, "oh pretzel crust sounds good...oh, the whole pizza?.. wait it's just a bag of hard snacking pretzels on a plate with ragu on top wtf is happening..."
I like how the big people are the best cooks among them. Doing us proud
Vic knows what food is and has definetly eaten it before.
Seeing the Instagram stories saga of the pretzel pizza involving each of these amazing people would have raised the commit to the bit bar for anyone else. But for Vic, its just another Tuesday.
vic looks like this bit is causing physical pain
Have watched this clip 5 times already. Fucking hilarious.
I just watched a bunch of game changer shorts yesterday, and a lot of them had Vic in them. Then today this video appeared in my youttube feed. For once you nailed it, youtube algorithm!
Jacob and Vic have such great chemistry I will watch anything they're in together
Three to five is absolutely insane. I genuinely cannot tell if vic was telling the truth about her pizza pretzels.
It’s technically a meal.
its so special the way vehicle just fixates on a bit and keeps it going the whole time and it gets better every time
"Bag of pizza," absolutely sent me. Zach just quietly drops some of the best one liners.
I can relate. I only cook for my Chihuahuas and eat the left overs and table scraps. My wife has to cook for herself or bring home takeout as she considers my cooking basically inedible.
Vic has to be an alien...
The soundtrack whenever she says pretzel pizza is fantastic.
The Italian music starting up whenever Vic talks about their pretzel pizza kills me without fail
Idk how much of it is a character but sometimes I feel like Vic is from an alternate Universe where Corporate America was dominated by Women in STEM instead of Yuppies
Vic's the absolute king/queen of doubling down on anything
I'm literally shaking and crying right now. Vic Michaelis would never admit that.
VIC IS MY FAVOURITE HUMAN ON THESE SHOWS
Honestly Vic, Zac and Jacob is an all-star panel. Any one of them and I'm tuning in. All three at once? It must be Christmas!
Yeah, and they definitely had human food before
@@HellaGust you wouldn't believe this is I told you, but guess what...
2:59 her commentary here and the subsequent lack of faith from Jacob, only to be proven right
BUT NO ONE acknowledges how she's right
Is the subtle hilarity I enjoy
This episode was so unhinged xD And usualy this show is the most hinged out of the dropout catalouge. Such a good trio, love what they did to it xD
lmfao Zac rubbing his eyes like "What is she even TALKING about"
Remember when Vic made a sandwich of Oreos, chicken, and hot sauce?
You're doing the lord's work thank you for this video
My next subscription is Dropout.
Just when I think that I can’t love Vic any more. 😂 Amazing!!!
This is definitely one for Babish to tackle!
So, it was established off camera that it was a bed of pretzels and that it's microwaved... I think we missed a lot of pretzel pizza talk.
3-5 minutes!
Sorry, wait, that was established *on* camera, in one of the clips in this compilation. How did you miss that???
No they said that directly on screen