Vic Michaelis knows what food is and has eaten it before

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  • @EntirelyUnnecessary
    @EntirelyUnnecessary 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5902

    Three to five is actually the prison sentence you get as a consequence of following Vic's pretzel pizza recipe.

    • @Heatranoveryou
      @Heatranoveryou 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      its not far off from prison pizza or prison nachos.

    • @datnastysalad5616
      @datnastysalad5616 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      3:5 is a ratio that is familiar for reasons I can't quite put my finger on

    • @zasabi
      @zasabi 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Holy shit cackling

    • @mayhem8324
      @mayhem8324 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Im WHEEZING STOP

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@datnastysalad5616 3/5ths compromise from the dark days of American history.

  • @NoodleMcGee
    @NoodleMcGee 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4312

    Pretzel pizza is one of the recipes Evelyn Tucci created.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      What else ya got?

    • @huddlespith
      @huddlespith 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Looked for this comment 😂

    • @TheKetchupPacket
      @TheKetchupPacket 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

      Evelyn Tucci created that recipe after starting a small bakery. Was a staple for refreshments during intermission for the off-Broadway production of "The Little Mermaid" (not technically Disney brand).,

    • @cjgilmore283
      @cjgilmore283 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmfaoooooo

    • @prateekjain6956
      @prateekjain6956 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      The famous pretzel pizza recipe was a big success in the town and the play, which led to bigger orders and hence Evelyn Tucci was able to buy herself The icicle which was the first vehicle she bought with her own money.

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3085

    I love that you can tell Vic immediately regretted saying pretzel pizza once Jordan questioned it but instantly doubled down on the bit

    • @Lastielion
      @Lastielion 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

      You can always rely on Vic to double down on opening themself to humiliation. It's a rich and honourable vein of comedy!

    • @Xathonn
      @Xathonn 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      She was so ready to explain it, then looked up and lost all confidence.

    • @MatthewPherigo
      @MatthewPherigo 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      The way they knit their brows together, you'd think they're being blackmailed to do this bit, but it's just their comedy instincts with a loaded gun

    • @Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria
      @Failed_Vestige_of_Exandria 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@MatthewPherigo Loaded gun with the added threat of a nuclear warhead in the background

    • @mirmalchik
      @mirmalchik 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      honestly pizza with a soft pretzel crust sounds so good to me right now
      pretzel pizza made by drizzling a spoonful of ragu marinara sauce on a bed of rold gold pretzel sticks and then slapping some cheese on there before throwing it in a microwave for three to five minutes until the cheese disappears, though... i feel like throwing up

  • @RainbowRandolf
    @RainbowRandolf 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2023

    When the guy who wrote the "Technically A Meal" sketch questions your childhood struggle meal, you know that something has gone horribly awry.

    • @gljames24
      @gljames24 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      too true

  • @ghostrobots
    @ghostrobots 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2379

    i mean, vic is right about one thing, after 3 to 5 minutes, that cheese is VAPORIZED

    • @PersonalPariah
      @PersonalPariah 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +103

      It has transitioned entirely to carbon.

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I think Vic was the thing that got vaporized after that last joke. Jake was savage, yet... entirely truthful.

    • @Tvaikah
      @Tvaikah 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Fun fact: Put a hot dog (just the sausage) in the microwave for six minutes and you'll come back to A) a smoky room and B) a black, leathery strip of skin where once a hot dog existed.
      I know this because reasons.

    • @Spruce_Bringsteen
      @Spruce_Bringsteen 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@TvaikahYou can do the same to a doritos bag in 6 seconds

    • @chrisdeleon3351
      @chrisdeleon3351 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Tvaikah i'm assuming you meant 60 seconds originally

  • @GardensAndGames
    @GardensAndGames 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2170

    "I wouldn't trust what you think" is the best response here.

    • @raideurng2508
      @raideurng2508 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      After all that, he's not wrong.

    • @ShiroHeroGyro-k7m
      @ShiroHeroGyro-k7m 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      But also the wrong response
      Turns out everyone was wondering and questioning what it was
      And only Vic was right about it
      But no one acknowledges it 😔😔😔

    • @PlasticAstronaut
      @PlasticAstronaut 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “You called that pan paper.” 😂

  • @jverkaik100
    @jverkaik100 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1040

    For everyone clamoring for the actual recipe, here's what I gleaned:
    Ingredients:
    1 Bag of Gold Rod Pretzels
    1 Jar of Ragu
    1 bag of shredded cheese (doesn't matter what kind, it will eventually disappear)
    Optional: Pepperoni
    Make a bed of pretzels. Pour on the ragu. Add the cheese (again, this step is barely relevant, the cheese will disappear). Add the pepperoni if you want. Throw all of that into the microwave for 3 to 5 minutes.
    How do you know it's done? Is the cheese still there? Put the microwave on for another couple of minutes. Repeat step until the cheese has simply ceased to exist.
    Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds (you don't want to burn your tongue!). Pre dial 911. Enjoy your pizza!

    • @ewlarson7
      @ewlarson7 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Ok good I was wondering. Going to add this to the cookbook.

    • @quiddlydiddster
      @quiddlydiddster 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

      You forgot
      Let the pretzel pizza sit for 30 seconds, while you're just like staring at it, and then put it back into the microwave for 30 more seconds to "double bake" it.

    • @Jeremo-FD
      @Jeremo-FD 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      Rold gold?

    • @bevandherbevs
      @bevandherbevs 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

      Vic did demonstrate the pretzel pizza in their stories a few days ago and I just want to add that there's only a spoonful of ragu and their childhood home's microwave must have been fucked because it only took like 30sec-1min this time lmao

    • @kimamato5196
      @kimamato5196 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      the "pre-dial 911" fuckin sent me

  • @meribor
    @meribor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +551

    Vic is so unhinged it forces Zac to become the straight person in the bit

    • @meaganhuband329
      @meaganhuband329 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Absolutely. "Straight man"

    • @meribor
      @meribor 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @meaganhuband329 Why the quotes?

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Straight person makes no sense. The phrase is "straight man"

    • @KomodoKebab
      @KomodoKebab 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      This is the best point, when Zac has to become non-silly you know that means all the silliness in the space is being used up by someone else... Vic... Vic is the someone else.

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@meribor probably because saying “forces him to be she straight person” makes it sound like Zac is normally gay as opposed to the idiom “playing the straight man”.

  • @bloomingallium
    @bloomingallium 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +481

    i once called vic a vampire and they responded by posting a photo of their phone floating in front of a mirror, so. take that as you will

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      For ultimate confirmation, serve pretzel pizza w/ garlic.

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@googiegress pretzel garlic

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      she

    • @narensrinivasan7999
      @narensrinivasan7999 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@steelbear2063they

    • @TonyYarusso
      @TonyYarusso 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@steelbear2063No.

  • @A-Pinecone
    @A-Pinecone 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2604

    The part with the cheese killed me. What do they mean they want the cheese to disappear? Not even melt, just disappear?? Where did the cheese go???

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +224

      Microwave it until it’s just been fully evaporated.

    • @Panic_Pickle
      @Panic_Pickle 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

      The ragu* sauce will boil, and the liquid from that will boil over the melted cheese layer concealing it from view.

    • @GhostWriter520
      @GhostWriter520 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      The cheese went to Narnia. It's the only explanation I can think of

    • @titanuranus3095
      @titanuranus3095 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      Away

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      It's just three to five minutes.

  • @soup_was_taken
    @soup_was_taken 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +603

    "you come home, you're in school"
    such masterful story telling

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Fr reminded me of the forth dimension kindergarten days

    • @nowheremap
      @nowheremap 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      obviously you're homeschooled

  • @suakeli
    @suakeli 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +904

    Finally a video that almost reaches my dream ratio of pretzel pizza discussion VS non-pretzel pizza discussion

    • @Endrex0
      @Endrex0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      It leans a little heavy into the non-pretzel pizza topics for my liking.

    • @yunk_gaming
      @yunk_gaming 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Almost

    • @purpleisdebeste
      @purpleisdebeste 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      That ratio? 3:5

  • @Communinja
    @Communinja 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +714

    I gave Vic's recipe a try. Can confirm; family dead, headed to prison.

    • @mash9415
      @mash9415 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      three to five?

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      07

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Italian spotted, this would only be a crime there.. everywhere else on earth... just lots of shame

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Solid data

  • @cakeatjobs
    @cakeatjobs 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +964

    Insane that the pretzel pizza has its own leitmotif

    • @Arkainjel
      @Arkainjel 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      That part kept killing me 🤣

    • @JazzyFizzleDrummers
      @JazzyFizzleDrummers 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      Correct me if im wrong, but isn't this a theme, and not a leitmotif?

    • @wavedream_space
      @wavedream_space 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@JazzyFizzleDrummers correct

    • @purpleisdebeste
      @purpleisdebeste 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      It’s a non-leit motif

    • @cakeatjobs
      @cakeatjobs 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +93

      @@JazzyFizzleDrummers if you want to get pedantic a theme contains a leitmotif so if it's a theme it's also still a leitmotif. If you DON'T want to get pedantic, "leitmotif" was the funnier word to use and funny is more important than accuracy 107% of the time. I opted for option #2

  • @A_T216
    @A_T216 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +553

    Dropout editors continue to knock it out of the park. Love the humourous additions from them in the shows, like the same music popping up for pretzel pizza discussions. It's so charming.

  • @xxgracefallenxx
    @xxgracefallenxx 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +286

    Vic quadrupling down on pretzel pizza is exactly why they are one of the funniest people on the planet.

  • @ladazimina
    @ladazimina 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +385

    äh yes, the sound of pretzel pizzas falling from the bag... "kah kah kah" - takes me right back

    • @TheMtotheF
      @TheMtotheF 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      *cues mandolin melody*

  • @eclecticdog2k901
    @eclecticdog2k901 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1157

    The brand is Rold Gold! I’ve got you Vic 😭

    • @matthewsmith908
      @matthewsmith908 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      The chocolate covered rold gold are the best snack

    • @TheCompleteJeff
      @TheCompleteJeff 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      How did none of them know Rold Gold?? Pretzel amateurs psh

    • @shytendeakatamanoir9740
      @shytendeakatamanoir9740 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@TheCompleteJeffI come from the very country of pretzels and we don't have this here.
      You're all amateurs here in my opinion.

    • @bananawithaknife
      @bananawithaknife 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@TheCompleteJeff Those aren't even proper pretzels, Are these what we're using for "Pretzel Pizza"? I still have no idea what this concept means.

    • @dirtydan5877
      @dirtydan5877 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@bananawithaknifeThat’s why they were saying why not use pretzel dough, because using snack pretzels for a pizza base is unhinged

  • @therealVioletParr
    @therealVioletParr 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    I’m biased bc I have a crush on Vic but genuinely their explanation of being an oldest sibling desperately trying to feed younger siblings with such a horrific creation shot me right in the heart, as a fellow oldest sibling

    • @Topaz_Estrella
      @Topaz_Estrella 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤝

    • @meaganhuband329
      @meaganhuband329 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I really hope this is a real thing they have prepared before. Still love it alot even if it's just a bit

    • @cirnet
      @cirnet 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      god, who doesn't have a crush on Vic. Like, I imagine getting an opportunity to shake their hand, but then getting horribly self-conscious at the last second and going for an awkward thumbs-up/fistbump instead. That's the dream, really.

    • @InfinityTiiime
      @InfinityTiiime 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ⁠​⁠@@cirnet and unbeknownst to you, as your panicked brain has shut off all non-critical functions including vision, Vic is doing the exact same thing.
      do they have similar neuroses, or are they graciously yes-anding your anxiety?
      with all the time in the world, it would remain impossible to tell

  • @youbutrt1707
    @youbutrt1707 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +275

    Vic needs to be on Smosh's Food Crimes show

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

      @@hudsonjaKinda like how Hannibal Lecter was approached by the FBI to help find a serial killer.

    • @Skirne
      @Skirne 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hudsonja This is the take. I'm a prison abolitionist...except for Vehicular Foodslaughter.

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@hudsonja as a criminal informant

    • @cactuss33ds
      @cactuss33ds 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      vic would outclass every single smosh member so hard it would be difficult to watch.

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    The Italian music cutting in and out as she rants about this "pizza" is killing me lmfaooo

  • @mirahg99
    @mirahg99 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +88

    it’s the absolute confidence with which jacob said “gold rod” when that’s just as incorrect as “rose gold” 😂😂

    • @knockoutroundabout
      @knockoutroundabout 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      It’s giving “NASCAR” *passes out*

  • @Bzoet0
    @Bzoet0 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +407

    That lean-in "*define it*" made me feel something.

    • @VoonNBuddies
      @VoonNBuddies 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

      That felt like such a profound betrayal

    • @crowskinned
      @crowskinned 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      it's the most tired and exasperated i'd ever seen Zac Oyama, which is saying a lot

    • @cribbles3476
      @cribbles3476 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I felt it in my ear!

  • @ZulqarnainAidil
    @ZulqarnainAidil 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +94

    My most favourite thing about Vic is that they commits to a concept, a train of thought that is often derailed but keeps on chugging

  • @TheSoulDivided
    @TheSoulDivided 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +260

    C'mon Zac, I'm sure you're a great cook; I've seen technically a meal!

    • @SupraViperhead
      @SupraViperhead 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He should've challenged them to make Hot Ketchup Egg Spaghetti.

  • @DangerousDac
    @DangerousDac 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    The sheer insanity of all this clip is what made me commit to buying a year of dropout because holy fuck I needed context and let me tell you THERE IS NO CONTEXT SHE JUST DOES THIS

  • @secretforreddit
    @secretforreddit 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    All this time I thought Vic was playing a slightly weird character on VIP, but after this I think that may actually be their best attempt at playing a standard human rather than an alien. And I say this with the utmost respect and caring.

  • @tarinsantos1302
    @tarinsantos1302 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    2:54 is when Vic knows they've been made

  • @DocBlob
    @DocBlob 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +165

    (idyllic Italian music)

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    i'm just so taken by how charmed jacob is by vic. everything they say makes him belly laugh and he just seems so charmed

  • @jetsniper
    @jetsniper 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +406

    She's describing nachos with pretzels but is trying to push it as a pizza instead and I love how unhinged that is.

    • @matte5705
      @matte5705 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Ragu on nachos?

    • @kaileewalden3586
      @kaileewalden3586 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

      ​@@matte5705"nachos but the chips are pretzels and the salsa is marinara and the taco meat is pepperoni"

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@kaileewalden3586need Vic on Culinary Crimes but as the defendant

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      @@kaileewalden3586We of course know the age old question: is a hotdog a sandwich? We now bring you: is pretzel pizza nachos?

    • @Medbread
      @Medbread 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@kaileewalden3586A spaghetti carbonara but the noodles are ramen, and the sauce is a pork bone broth, and the guanciale is chashu

  • @ddubmomo
    @ddubmomo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    I actually heard Evelynn Tucci invented the pretzel pizza

  • @Zakemaster
    @Zakemaster 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    You know, it’s comforting to know that there’s somebody out there more incompetent in a kitchen than me. Thanks Vic.

  • @everett6072
    @everett6072 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

    Vic's eyeshadow is mesmorizing.

    • @USCanDoBetter
      @USCanDoBetter 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I know right? Always thought she was pretty but this kicks it up a notch!

    • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
      @philippegauvin-vallee9371 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Dropout shows can make anyone look stunning. If you are already beautiful, it just intensifies.

    • @Notorietypulp
      @Notorietypulp 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Vic is gorgeous, a jarring contrast to the mental image of their pretzel pizza

    • @amanasd26
      @amanasd26 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Notorietypulp We found Vic's flaw, she was too perfect otherwise.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yall have no appreciation of improvisational units

  • @AllfatherBlack
    @AllfatherBlack 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    1:36 "wait cmere... Define it" LOLOL im loling just typing it out. genius

  • @tuxedobike4067
    @tuxedobike4067 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +132

    Pretzel pizza sounds like something the latchkey kid from that one CH sketch would cook for himself 😢

    • @Ramonerdna
      @Ramonerdna 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      the one Zac was in?

    • @tuxedobike4067
      @tuxedobike4067 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @Ramonerdna No, it's a pretty good child actor whose name I don't know. Could very well have grown up into "Technically A Meal" guy ngl

    • @badabingo1029
      @badabingo1029 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@tuxedobike4067 are you talking about Absentee Parent Cooking Show (with Nolan Gould)?

    • @FxdGearQueer
      @FxdGearQueer 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Also sounds like some Kelmp shenanigans

  • @sirvaniss
    @sirvaniss 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    Their nervous laughing at everyone making fun of them is so cute lol

  • @VariablePenguin
    @VariablePenguin 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    NGL, a pretzel pizza sounds awesome. Not whatever Vic was describing, but a pretzel dough crust, maybe some pretzelly toppings like bratwurst, mustard, sautkraut... kind of want to try that now

  • @ShiningGurren
    @ShiningGurren 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Vic has this dedication to bits that I so greatly respect

  • @hernan23388
    @hernan23388 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I love them, the way that vic was already laughing to tears when zac starts saying "coming in here today.." Zac and Vic are mi favourite combination, along with zac and brennan. Loved this episode!!

    • @joeygibson6867
      @joeygibson6867 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Zac Vic and Brennan would be a combo to end all combos. I always wished Vic would officially join the noise boys

    • @meribor
      @meribor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Vic is so unhinged it forces Zac to become the straight person in the sketch

    • @hernan23388
      @hernan23388 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joeygibson6867 this would be awesome!

    • @hernan23388
      @hernan23388 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@meribor jajajaj i don´t know what is it, but I love their sinergy

  • @somethingelse2814
    @somethingelse2814 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    😂😂 the closed caption at 0:54 says "i like a dark weenie" -Jacob

    • @redtaileddolphin1875
      @redtaileddolphin1875 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Istg in the episode he even says weiner not weenie

  • @dee8722
    @dee8722 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I love Jacob especially being so flabbergasted by literally everything Vic is saying😅😂

  • @MayvaAva
    @MayvaAva 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The music starting every single time is SENDING me

  • @BassicallyKiyash
    @BassicallyKiyash 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Why is Vic like this with their bits, this and Eva tucci, I love vic

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Evelyn

    • @CactuarNick
      @CactuarNick 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She's also amazing on the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, she had a moment this year where she was a character that was a Pokemon Trainer that had me dying.

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    At this point I think that Vic is an alien who eats the light of the sun and the light of the moon and that's why they don't know what food is.

  • @HeyThisIsBrian
    @HeyThisIsBrian 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Someone get Babish on this.

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      oh yeah, call the bald man, he needs to hear about this

  • @DaemonMunkir
    @DaemonMunkir 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The same music cutting in killed me every time

  • @foefafee
    @foefafee 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I knew this compilation was coming, thank you for your service 😂

  • @HappyNBoy
    @HappyNBoy 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The absolute dissonance between Vic's incredibly elegant eye makeup and the culinary disaster that is pretzel pizza.

  • @casualpotato44
    @casualpotato44 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    Vic actually made pretzel pizza on her IG story. And it doesn't look bad tbh.

    • @Dendumi
      @Dendumi 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      God, I want to see that. But seems like it isn't there anymore.

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      But did it actually look like a pretzel pizza? That’s the part I’m having trouble believing lol

    • @casualpotato44
      @casualpotato44 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@punishercastle5487 No. It's more like nachos but a bed of mini pretzels instead of a bed of chips. And instead of nacho toppings, it's pizza flavoring/toppings. Exactly what she described Ragu sauce, cheese and pepperonis.

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@casualpotato44 gotcha. I feel like it should be called Pizza Pretzels instead maybe? Or pizza topped pretzels or something lol

  • @user-hc5th3oo3h
    @user-hc5th3oo3h 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    I mean, next season we HAVE to see a pretzel pizza right? RIGHT??

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:47
    I love Vic’s implication that pretzels aren’t a food they could eat. And pepperoni and cheese for that matter.

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Saw on Reddit that Vic looks like Neutral Janet from the Good Place, and that they would be surprised if Vic is the one who greets you in the afterlife and is God in a Pantsuit, and this definitely adds to that

  • @joshuahitchins1897
    @joshuahitchins1897 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    1:45 the simultaneous eye rub/facepalm combination.

  • @selfdiagnosedeyemotif
    @selfdiagnosedeyemotif 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    okay so what im hearing is that i absolutely MUST make a pretzel pizza for myself

    • @meribor
      @meribor 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I am absolutely going to try this, although I think I'll adjust the cooking time

  • @manjackson2772
    @manjackson2772 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Vic looks stunning in this episode.

  • @alpinehouse9980
    @alpinehouse9980 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    please somebody help I can't keep falling in love with unattainable people like Vic

  • @Kaoss134
    @Kaoss134 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Everytime I see them, their look changes in the combo of hair/makeup/clothes and it's always good.

  • @markiemew
    @markiemew 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    2:33 The word you are looking for is sheet 😂as in 1/8 sheet pan

    • @robertdelossantos5844
      @robertdelossantos5844 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s funnier recognizing Zac in the captions showed he said sheet just right before that too.

    • @meaganhuband329
      @meaganhuband329 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a page what do you mean

  • @bnashee
    @bnashee 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    They definitely know what food is

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3 to 5 is so funny bc the cheese would be borderline gone after 45 seconds

  • @meaganhuband329
    @meaganhuband329 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    You double bake it after cooking it for 3-5 minutes in the microwave

  • @BringOnTheRainxx3
    @BringOnTheRainxx3 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    ok but actually my mom was obsessed with those pretzel thins chips and i definitely used to cover those with cheese and slep it in the microwave when we didnt have tortilla chips to make “nachos” so i feel like i can imagine the pretzel pizza.. and its good

    • @BringOnTheRainxx3
      @BringOnTheRainxx3 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      i also, i am a vic apologist. they could do anything and i would be like sick

    • @taylorbrown3892
      @taylorbrown3892 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They are roasting they for it lol.​@BringOnTheRainxx3

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It would work if you skip the ragu. If you microwave pretzels and cheese it will eventually turn into a crisp. If you add ragu for the same amount of time it will explode and then burn on every surface of the microwave.

  • @yuugael4010
    @yuugael4010 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    the italian music timing is just chef kiss*

  • @mvltii.edityt
    @mvltii.edityt 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    vic is just ahead of their time

  • @charlie10vet
    @charlie10vet 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Vic, you are a treasure

  • @Dendumi
    @Dendumi 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    As a bavarian german we do have some restaurants that serve and even a few frozen options of pretzel pizza. But it's really more like jake thought, with pretzel dough as a base, different sauce and toppings bavarians like to typically eat with pretzels.
    Whatever vic is describing seems so wild even to me.

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Vic's pretzel pizza is foreign even to reality ;)

  • @Preston241
    @Preston241 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Someone give that girl a hug.

  • @ShikiPirs
    @ShikiPirs 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    You called the pan paper 😂😂😂😂 ah, I love them, and I love Vic❤

  • @ryanmpfeiffer
    @ryanmpfeiffer 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    I'm with Vic all the way here. Never had a pretzel pizza but I can totally picture it in the circumstance they're describing. Very reasonable. And yeah! It's Rold Gold pretzels and Ragu! Those are the brands you'd think of for that! Snyder's of Hanover or some shit, even! What, are you gonna tease someone for saying they need a Band-aid? That's a brand, too!

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      "boil pasta cause on a pile of pretzels until it begins exploding, coating the wall sauce and pretzel debris (three minutes) or starts a fire (five minutes)."

    • @CamTheGalaxy
      @CamTheGalaxy 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I was with Vic until they said 3 to 5 minutes in a microwave. That’s where they lost me

    • @ryanmpfeiffer
      @ryanmpfeiffer 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@CamTheGalaxy That's fair, but the scene they're setting makes it sound like it's something they made as a kid so I wouldn't imagine they were estimating the right time to microwave back then.

  • @thibaultmol
    @thibaultmol 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The music adds so much, great editing they did xdd

  • @r1pperduck
    @r1pperduck 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    At first i was like, "oh pretzel crust sounds good...oh, the whole pizza?.. wait it's just a bag of hard snacking pretzels on a plate with ragu on top wtf is happening..."

  • @ragercarnage8609
    @ragercarnage8609 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I like how the big people are the best cooks among them. Doing us proud

  • @paperstars9078
    @paperstars9078 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vic knows what food is and has definetly eaten it before.

  • @snozwanger760
    @snozwanger760 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Seeing the Instagram stories saga of the pretzel pizza involving each of these amazing people would have raised the commit to the bit bar for anyone else. But for Vic, its just another Tuesday.

  • @theBU3NO
    @theBU3NO 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    vic looks like this bit is causing physical pain

  • @benboersma3321
    @benboersma3321 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Have watched this clip 5 times already. Fucking hilarious.

  • @jychilly
    @jychilly 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I just watched a bunch of game changer shorts yesterday, and a lot of them had Vic in them. Then today this video appeared in my youttube feed. For once you nailed it, youtube algorithm!

  • @Blackpallyboi
    @Blackpallyboi 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jacob and Vic have such great chemistry I will watch anything they're in together

  • @KatieSlaugterTV
    @KatieSlaugterTV 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Three to five is absolutely insane. I genuinely cannot tell if vic was telling the truth about her pizza pretzels.

  • @michaelrobinson4266
    @michaelrobinson4266 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It’s technically a meal.

  • @sweetmoonpigeon7469
    @sweetmoonpigeon7469 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    its so special the way vehicle just fixates on a bit and keeps it going the whole time and it gets better every time

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Bag of pizza," absolutely sent me. Zach just quietly drops some of the best one liners.

  • @tscully1504
    @tscully1504 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I can relate. I only cook for my Chihuahuas and eat the left overs and table scraps. My wife has to cook for herself or bring home takeout as she considers my cooking basically inedible.

  • @DerekJeeter-sp8du
    @DerekJeeter-sp8du 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Vic has to be an alien...

  • @superkid12345
    @superkid12345 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The soundtrack whenever she says pretzel pizza is fantastic.

  • @ephemeralmoments5075
    @ephemeralmoments5075 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Italian music starting up whenever Vic talks about their pretzel pizza kills me without fail

  • @avian1799
    @avian1799 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Idk how much of it is a character but sometimes I feel like Vic is from an alternate Universe where Corporate America was dominated by Women in STEM instead of Yuppies

  • @mikkelborby
    @mikkelborby 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Vic's the absolute king/queen of doubling down on anything

  • @handmetheparachute
    @handmetheparachute 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm literally shaking and crying right now. Vic Michaelis would never admit that.

  • @smalwex
    @smalwex 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    VIC IS MY FAVOURITE HUMAN ON THESE SHOWS

    • @HellaGust
      @HellaGust 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Honestly Vic, Zac and Jacob is an all-star panel. Any one of them and I'm tuning in. All three at once? It must be Christmas!

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yeah, and they definitely had human food before

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@HellaGust you wouldn't believe this is I told you, but guess what...

  • @ShiroHeroGyro-k7m
    @ShiroHeroGyro-k7m 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:59 her commentary here and the subsequent lack of faith from Jacob, only to be proven right
    BUT NO ONE acknowledges how she's right
    Is the subtle hilarity I enjoy

  • @swedishlarper100
    @swedishlarper100 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This episode was so unhinged xD And usualy this show is the most hinged out of the dropout catalouge. Such a good trio, love what they did to it xD

  • @TheShawnMower
    @TheShawnMower 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    lmfao Zac rubbing his eyes like "What is she even TALKING about"

  • @Lindwyrm6429
    @Lindwyrm6429 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Remember when Vic made a sandwich of Oreos, chicken, and hot sauce?

  • @chemset475
    @chemset475 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You're doing the lord's work thank you for this video

  • @robertonawhim
    @robertonawhim 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    My next subscription is Dropout.

  • @michaellucero2280
    @michaellucero2280 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just when I think that I can’t love Vic any more. 😂 Amazing!!!

  • @bodo-bing
    @bodo-bing 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is definitely one for Babish to tackle!

  • @phorrestgaze2221
    @phorrestgaze2221 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    So, it was established off camera that it was a bed of pretzels and that it's microwaved... I think we missed a lot of pretzel pizza talk.

    • @thechrisde
      @thechrisde 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      3-5 minutes!

    • @sirvaniss
      @sirvaniss 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Sorry, wait, that was established *on* camera, in one of the clips in this compilation. How did you miss that???

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      No they said that directly on screen