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  • @alyxanderson6213
    @alyxanderson6213 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    As a person who had befriended many crows near every place I've ever lived, I can confirm they are wonderful and do, in fact, bring you gifts. They're also very intelligent, and if you teach one crow to talk, they will teach each other and pass it down the generations. They will also come when called, which means you can summon a murder of crows with a whistle if you play your cards right.

    • @TarisLuna
      @TarisLuna ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I really want to try and befriend a flock of crows with my kids.
      Im just waiting for winter so our offerings are more likely to be accepted.

    • @alyxanderson6213
      @alyxanderson6213 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @TarisLuna 100%. It's very fun. Btw crows really like boiled eggs, bacon, corn or peanuts. Just try not to overfeed high fat stuff like bacon, cause it's not great for them to have high fat all the time. Raw beef is also a favorite of our neighborhood crows.

    • @TarisLuna
      @TarisLuna ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alyxanderson6213 thank you for the tips👍

    • @alyxanderson6213
      @alyxanderson6213 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TarisLuna no worries, happy to help spread the love for crows!

    • @luvjaii9190
      @luvjaii9190 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was confused at first because I thought you were talking about cows and not crows.

  • @aaronalkor
    @aaronalkor ปีที่แล้ว +239

    3:37 Fun Fact: Pink was original meant to signify boys, because pink is a very loud color. Whereas blue was meant to signify girls, because they were "dainty"

    • @thymecrafter
      @thymecrafter 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      man gender roles are stupid

    • @BamBam_TYM
      @BamBam_TYM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I’ve always like pink growing up. As a boy I would get shit. As a man, It makes even more sense to like pink.

    • @Peppermint_Puff
      @Peppermint_Puff 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@BamBam_TYMas a girl who likes blue, agreed

    • @--CHARLIE--
      @--CHARLIE-- 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Pink is the color of raw human meat, so it is pretty metal, and therefore masculine imo.

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Pink is just a shade of red and was favoured by ancient warriors. Alexander the Great's bad assed fighters wore pink and purple. The pink = girl idea is modern.

  • @tobypossum7386
    @tobypossum7386 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    For the chest binding question Robin asked: It shouldn't hurt unless there's something wrong. GC2B binders kinda hurt because they totally tanked the quality of their binders. Some people do have more sensitive chests though, and squishing them down can hurt just a little.
    Edit! Do bind safely. Prolonged wear can cause issues with your chest area, and can compress the ribs a bit too much. Best thing is to get a binder that is at least a size bigger than you think you'll need. Don't wear it to sleep, don't wear it in water, and don't wear it for over 8 hours at a time. I had some really bad binding habits and had to stop wearing a binder about two years ago. I got top surgery this year though, so I'll not have to worry about it again!

    • @darkstarr984
      @darkstarr984 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah. I don’t hurt from it, but if it’s badly done, too tight, or too long, it may hurt. This despite being highly sensitive to touch, the pressure doesn’t hurt.

    • @Gio_shroom
      @Gio_shroom ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Adding to this, it’ll also hurt if you leave your binder on for too long like overnight or something. you always gotta make sure to bind safely.

    • @cryptidcorvid
      @cryptidcorvid ปีที่แล้ว +29

      and for more context! if there is pain, its usually rib pain from wearing a binder too long, not so much actual boob pain

    • @jakestrider3565
      @jakestrider3565 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I used to wear a gc2b binder back in 2016 I had some issues with my nipples chaffing so I'd have to wear bandages over my nips so be mindful if you have sensitive nips

    • @mrs.samuel.L.jackson
      @mrs.samuel.L.jackson ปีที่แล้ว

      Ridley Hargitay theistic Carthage

  • @nekkotine8535
    @nekkotine8535 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Robin not knowing that Limon is a half hour drive from his location and you can hardly see the mountains from there is unironically the most "I didn't grow up in Colorado" thing i have ever heard and I'm here for it

  • @pengine6096
    @pengine6096 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    This subreddit is like the infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, and infinite time idea.

  • @sxndxwn
    @sxndxwn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As someone who has had many a hammy friend, I can assure you that a vast majority ones who died in horrific/strange ways were not being taken care of properly. Usually in too small cages, given to young children who - as you would expect of a young child - doesn’t handle them very well of gently and they get stressed or dropped or just people who wanted an “easy” pet for themselves without realising hamsters are a lot more work to take care of than you’d think

  • @JacksonC62
    @JacksonC62 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw the sour patch kid killing a pilgrim/victorian child I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos

    • @the.s1lly.p1ant
      @the.s1lly.p1ant ปีที่แล้ว +21

      its not much but its weird it happened twice /ref

    • @milkshkae
      @milkshkae ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@the.s1lly.p1ant why did you say /ref

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@milkshkaeit's a reference, that's what /ref means

    • @stoplookingatthisyougleepy
      @stoplookingatthisyougleepy ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “This is what the refrance”

    • @the.s1lly.p1ant
      @the.s1lly.p1ant ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@milkshkae tone tag indicator
      /ref means reference ^^

  • @madeline.
    @madeline. ปีที่แล้ว +22

    13:12 okay unrelated but i cannot get over the play on "eat the rich," the username "voregeoisie"

  • @RayPoreon
    @RayPoreon ปีที่แล้ว +112

    19:48 There's a couple of trees that have sap that can be made into syrup, birch for example. It's just that maple is the most efficient, having the most sugar content, this means you need to take less from each tree per bottle, so the tree gets harmed less and humans need to do less processing to make the syrup.
    Incidentally, saps also make a good base for alcoholic drinks since they're mineral rich and already contain some sugar.

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, date palm syrup is better. (This is date palm syrup I'm talking about, not the other palm syrup that's commercially used and abused)

    • @RayPoreon
      @RayPoreon ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Vlad_Tepes_III Date palms don't exactly grow in northern climates. Meanwhile both maple and birch are hardy against northern winters.
      Why this is important is pretty much just a matter of shipping, it's easier to supply North America en masse with maple syrup(since it's produced mainly in Canada) and than it is to supply it with any kind of palm syrup which generally comes from around or below the equator.
      Meanwhile, Britain mostly uses golden syrup(partially inverted sugar syrup) since it has easy access to normal sugar, both through sugar beets and imported cane sugar(mostly from the commonwealth).

  • @christpherleusner8794
    @christpherleusner8794 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    “Are we going to crucify Mr Beast?” That line aged like fine wine

    • @IRLtwigstan
      @IRLtwigstan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I looked for this comment

    • @anitabonghit2758
      @anitabonghit2758 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We havnt seen him walk on water? He is just like jesus

  • @murasakirin8998
    @murasakirin8998 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I once fell asleep in class and started dreaming of random shitposts I had seen the night before. I got woken up by the teacher who told me not to sleep in class, and my still mostly asleep response was "the meat suit is recharging. Come back later". Idk where it came from, but i found it funny as hell when I finally did wake up. I didn't even know I said it, one of my friends who was sitting next to me told me about it.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “The meat suit” 😆😆😆

    • @cuberman5948
      @cuberman5948 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this is a brand new fucking paragraph

    • @__Cory__
      @__Cory__ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      officially the funniest thing i've read today, i mean night its 11:41 rn

    • @PlsendMe996
      @PlsendMe996 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hey at least the teacher let you sleep after that lol

  • @axolotl195
    @axolotl195 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:05:15 This part killed me because thats jammidodger a trans youtuber and he's talking about how his relationship with bathroom has changed since transitioning.

  • @R3D_WING028
    @R3D_WING028 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Reddit is on a whole other level, and I'm here for it

  • @kaiwithlove
    @kaiwithlove ปีที่แล้ว +7

    23:37 the first part of this post was SUPER accurate for me. i’m adopted and met my birth mother recently and we had SO much in common it made me question everything. hadn’t seen her since i was literally 3 years old and grew up completely different from her. just glad i managed to not screw up as much as she has tbh. thankful to be sober myself, and thankful she is sober now as well.

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thankfully the genetic attraction thing that guy replied with (while real) is SUPER rare and absolutely does not happen in a typical experience

    • @MimikyuCookie
      @MimikyuCookie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah

  • @BlackKnightPZ
    @BlackKnightPZ ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I hate that as a kid, I legitimately couldnt sleep unassisted. Now, i pass out at the slightest moment that im not being stimulated by something.

    • @krispykriisp
      @krispykriisp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      literally.

    • @dingo_dominator
      @dingo_dominator 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      real

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I used to fall asleep just fine a few years ago, but then I moved from my dad's to my mom's and realised it was purely because of how exhausted I was at the end of every day due to the mounds of stress my dad put me under (he's psychologically abusive).

  • @favgameisundertale1912
    @favgameisundertale1912 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:55:13 The problem with that is that Aladdin didn't think Jasmine liked him, so he could have asked for the law to be changed, but then how would he get her to like him? He thought that being a prince would get her to like him, but what really mattered was him just being himself. That's one of the big morals of the story that even Genie tries early on to get him to realize.

  • @AgonusLastname
    @AgonusLastname ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love the fact that when one of the narrator’s makes a mistake the editor typically keeps it in. It’s a friendly reminder that no one is perfect. I really needed that today (I have been watching the channel for a while, but I needed this reminder)
    ALSO I WEAR SIZE NINE AND CAN NEVER FIND CRAP AHHHHHHH

  • @KyJet
    @KyJet หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Fruit salad....yummy yummy" ABSOLUTE BARS🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Aickelodeon
    @Aickelodeon ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Btw, the "20 year old teen" joke is based on a TikTok of this lady thinking a guy was checking her out in a gym and dubbing him a creep for "staring" at a 20yo teenager

  • @hushfur
    @hushfur ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:00:09
    For people who dont understand this, there was a different post where someone told the story of when they were little and had a webkinz plush. They said they used to pour milk on it and then suck it out if there and it was always wet and soggy. One day their brother saw them and they got embarrassed and stopped doing it. After like a week it got all hard and moldy and they had to throw it away 😭

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was so F***ING heavy! They bought it to school one day and made their friends hold it and they were upset.

    • @sasvkeee._
      @sasvkeee._ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      omg i forgot about that, now i wish i didnt remember

  • @missingLEGACY
    @missingLEGACY ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hey Robin, it sounded like you might have been confused when that post mentioned the homeless kid in Aladdin, I'm guessing you were confused because you thought the op was talking about Aladdin himself, to clarify, he was not. Near the beginning of the movie Aladdin stole a piece of bread, before he ate it he noticed a couple of homeless children nearby watching him, he then decided they needed it's more than him, so he gave it to them. It was a big half loaf of bread that looked almost identical to the picture in the post.

  • @sock_investment
    @sock_investment 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:14:03 i absolutely LOVE the way robin says "who's thinking of sex when it rains"

  • @chirondurham
    @chirondurham ปีที่แล้ว +203

    As a trans man with unfortunately large breasts, I will say this about my experience with binders:
    It doesn’t HURT, per se, but they can get a little sore if I wear it too long(like i wear it at work for 8hrs, forget to take it off when I get home, and fall asleep for a bit).

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      hey I'm a trans girl can we swap

    • @deadx3668
      @deadx3668 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@calcutt4 i live for this comment.

    • @EZ-8
      @EZ-8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Female

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@calcutt4I mean mine are pretty small but I’m also trans ftm and willing to donate

    • @Funnynewsguy20125
      @Funnynewsguy20125 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EZ-8hey shut up respectfully

  • @TheJege12
    @TheJege12 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    42:25 I've been howling in laughter at this for a solid five minutes, absolutely hilarious and perfect way of presenting it 😂

  • @Oliverworldbuilds
    @Oliverworldbuilds ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Binders definitely can hurt. If you're binding unsafely, they can cause tons of problems. Back pain, rashes, bruises, difficulty breathing, etc. If your binder is too small or you're using something you shouldn't use (Like ACE bandages or got forbid, cling wrap) then it can warp your ribs or even break them.

    • @Moon17ob
      @Moon17ob 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      CLING WRAP???

    • @Goose_of_Doom
      @Goose_of_Doom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Moon17ob closeted people are often desperate to reduce their dysphoria. I would know. 😅

    • @Moon17ob
      @Moon17ob 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Goose_of_Doom I just…HOW. I don’t understand the mechanism of how cling wrap could bind at all.

    • @ellaqyk
      @ellaqyk หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Moon17oba lot of it

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:08:11 I read “rotten goblin arseholes” as “golden goblet shits” and I have no fucking clue how I am not even dyslexic 💀

  • @renzaluski1385
    @renzaluski1385 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:33:58
    That's actually way more common than you'd think! When I told my dad I've been diagnosed with narcolepsy, his immediate reaction was, "Better keep you away from graveyards, then."

  • @AmberMetallicScorpion
    @AmberMetallicScorpion ปีที่แล้ว +4

    regarding "the outernet" technically, internet already means that. since inter means outside or long range. hence international, intercontinental, interstellar, intergalactic, etc. the inside version would be "intra" so intranet, intranational, intracontinental, intrastellar, intragalactic, etc

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Crows do remember. They used to attack my barn cats. One day I openly shot 1, then walked over and picked it up to show them. They have never attacked my barn cats again nor cross me. They alarm call and get the hell out of dodge so to speak.

  • @Ultra-Violet-wings
    @Ultra-Violet-wings ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin, as a binding nb, it doesn’t “hurt” it just means you shouldn’t run a marathon

  • @somerawlime
    @somerawlime ปีที่แล้ว +41

    i love it when robin defends himself against an argument that nobody has even made at him

  • @andrewbouse8968
    @andrewbouse8968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The concept of Michigan being landlocked just feels crazy, like, the great lakes are huge, you can't even see the other side of them sometimes, but like, it's completely landlocked

  • @jameshawkins-dw9hr
    @jameshawkins-dw9hr ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love the "mmmm spaghetti bowl not made of duck, then just Robin saying that's the thing he hates about them lol. 18:35 - 18:37

  • @mybalzich2016
    @mybalzich2016 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    13:53 Man this aged like milk

  • @asterholland9081
    @asterholland9081 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    For the people who have trouble with plastic container cleaning after putting red sauce in it, put a small amount of dish soap, a papertowel, and warm water, shake until clean.

    • @asterholland9081
      @asterholland9081 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With lid

    • @Gatornadenado
      @Gatornadenado ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cold water works too! Prevents the red from staining!

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alternatively, if you have pure butter and not margarine, taking a small slab of that and rubbing it on the stained part of the bowl will pull the stain right off instantly. Something to do with the fat binding to the molecules that the soap can't and water ignores due to it being hydrophobic.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@asterholland9081Wish I'd read your comment before I tried this

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj ปีที่แล้ว +4

    24:54 My adjectives are (this is going to be a long list) Chaotic, silly, small, wiggly, noisy, energetic, and random.

  • @jada-san7016
    @jada-san7016 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Live your life slap some rice and make sure you do it to the dirt too" -Robin 2023

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And don’t forget to pet the fluffy animals too! Well, the ones that won’t bite your hands off, anyway.

  • @furnaceheadgames9001
    @furnaceheadgames9001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think "are we gonna end up crusifing Mr Beast" is a brand new sentence.

  • @MizukiUkitake
    @MizukiUkitake ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I just want to point out that the line "Homeless kid from Aladdin" is NOT referring to Aladdin. It's referring to the homeless kid in Aladdin. The one Aladdin gives his bread to. The kid who is homeless.

  • @iamnicthewalrus4705
    @iamnicthewalrus4705 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:47:58 then there’s the additional one percent of professors that are h e a v i l y pregnant and make it the whole class’s problem by screaming at them and having a mental breakdown instead of taking maternity leave. And this is why me and half of that English class skipped classes (out of fear)

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:21:30
    Fun fact: the precision on those coordinates is around the same scale as the length of the cicada.

  • @jenericcamposano
    @jenericcamposano ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am literally a tween I cannot sleep without listening to a podcast

  • @freyathefart
    @freyathefart ปีที่แล้ว +49

    29:29
    TRANSMASC HERE TO EXPLAIN BINDERS AND PAIN WITH BINDING
    binders *shouldn't* hurt, unless you wear them for over like- 8 hours or sumth, if your chest is too big and you get a binder too small it'll hurt, and also screw up your lungs and ribs!
    ~ LOVE YOUR CONTENT

    • @aquapenguin9697
      @aquapenguin9697 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so like how media portrays corsets? Just to get an idea of what it's like since I'm...not trans...at all but I don't want to be rude...sorry if I am being rude my dude

    • @freyathefart
      @freyathefart ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aquapenguin9697 semi-accurate yeah!! :"] you shouldn't wear them too tight but sometimes people w/ really bad dysphoria will get ones that are 1-2 sizes too small because they make their chest flatter >.

    • @aquapenguin9697
      @aquapenguin9697 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freyathefart okay

    • @clovertrees
      @clovertrees ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you know if there's a way to stop binders from stretching out during use? I don't think the ones I have are particularly good anyway, but I find that after washing they only work properly for a short while before not being as helpful
      I also think mine are a tiny bit too big, so that could be part of it too, but I'd appreciate if you knew anything that could help!

    • @freyathefart
      @freyathefart ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clovertrees I reccomend re-taking the measurements you took to buy your binder in the first place, you may have lost weight and therefore your binder doesn't fit the same!! also, it could just be the quality yes, but if your measurements are the same, binding may just not be the right choice for u!! if you have access to it, I recommend trying trans-tape. trans tape is like a binder, but it doesn't go all the way around your body (so you can wear it for longer safely), it's basically just duct tape made to peel off easier so you don't tear off chunks of your chest when taking it off
      I'm not super experienced in your specific problem, but Google may help you troubleshoot more than I could >-

  • @Nix1280
    @Nix1280 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    34:32 May is literally Military Appreciation Month and has been for, like, 20 years lmao

    • @fryingpanvan
      @fryingpanvan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly!

    • @insomnialemonloser4969
      @insomnialemonloser4969 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If the homophobes knew how to read they’d be very upset with your comment.

  • @racoonnylord4343
    @racoonnylord4343 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how national military appreciation month exists and people like to forget about it to make dumb arguments.

  • @sebqstivn
    @sebqstivn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "if boy has pink boy gay" THAT MADE ME SPIT OUT MY MILKSHAKE I HAD TO REWIND TO THAT 😭😭

  • @AdolphisMalomar
    @AdolphisMalomar ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:04:30 I recently had to call the pet poison line. my parents were dogsitting and it chewed up a bottle of blood pressure medicine. he was fine, didn't swallow any, but the call cost me an automatic $95.

  • @Brigeb20
    @Brigeb20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Related to the pinnochio argument, i believe he says he'll go to school, however he skips it, yet ehen he states he'll go his nose does not grow. So that can confirm he isnt all-knowing

  • @RandomSticko
    @RandomSticko ปีที่แล้ว +32

    time to binge watch this so i can procrastinate on my homework

    • @Lolbit3cl1pse
      @Lolbit3cl1pse ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t even have homework, unlucky.

    • @shorkbot
      @shorkbot ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the luxury of doing homework at school, luckily

  • @MojoMountainMan
    @MojoMountainMan ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:26 this used to be an old joke.
    "Hey, did you hear Dairy Queen is pregnant?"
    "Burger King forgot the wrap his Whopper"

  • @MimikyuCookie
    @MimikyuCookie ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I hate the people who say that there’s not a military month when there’s literally three.

  • @johnwatters1496
    @johnwatters1496 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact: the term “taking an arrow to the knee” is Nordic slang for getting married, so those guys in Skyrim were married, and that’s also why guys go on one knee to propose

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:30
    It doesn't clean the spaghetti tupperware because the spaghetti grease fused into it.
    At that point, the stain is plastic.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, just use dark magic at that point.

  • @MacyAndrews-e8v
    @MacyAndrews-e8v 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    14:18 yeah this aged greatly

  • @June_The_Goon
    @June_The_Goon ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:05:19 That's Jammidodger! He's a doctor in Psychology and a trans influencer!
    That's why he's talking about bathrooms.

    • @Moon17ob
      @Moon17ob 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wait he has a doctorate???

  • @Heiz_Zelyn
    @Heiz_Zelyn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushi gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000" got me dead

  • @thatonewitch
    @thatonewitch ปีที่แล้ว +7

    39:26
    *Aint that the plot of OctoDad, just minus the fact that nobody except the chef realized he was a cephalopod?*

  • @AllanTidgwell
    @AllanTidgwell หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trees that are tapped for syrup that aren't maple
    Cedar, Birch, Beech, Alder, Walnut, Sycamore, Basswood, Ironwood, Hickory, Elm, Palm, Poplar
    The reason we use maple is because they produce a lot of sap, and so you get more product for less work compared to other trees
    There are a few trees with poisonous sap, so don't just start tapping trees and thinking you'll get something good for you. Do your research before jumping in

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Two and a half hours of brain frying goodness. Definitely gonna enjoy this over my dinner tonight. Anyone wanna suggest their least favourite Gen III pokemon?

    • @ashleycd6487
      @ashleycd6487 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@ForgiveZharionI did not ask

    • @Volumixen
      @Volumixen ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Milotic, so far as trying to get one of your own in the Gen 3 games. I have no real least favorite in any Generation, myself, but in terms of trying to get it, you first have to catch a Feebas, which is a feat in and of itself. Then, you have to make Poffins and hope you get enough Beauty stat to evolve it into Milotic. Anyone in Gen 3 who managed to get one would immediately have my respect ^^;
      Hope you enjoy your dinner, and hope you have a wonderful day! Some people seem to only be able to try and be a d**k and I truly don't understand it.

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Latias, when she's doing vore.

    • @TeardropCantTalk
      @TeardropCantTalk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luvdisc because it looks weird
      I’m sorry that I’m only rating the looks but the only Gen 3 game I’ve played is FireRed so I don’t know any stats or how annoying it is to obtain them 😅

    • @M1N1molo
      @M1N1molo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pelipper. It's just fucking weird.

  • @PennesinoTheGreat
    @PennesinoTheGreat หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rats can tread water for like 3 days... so... maybe it won't

  • @neonplural
    @neonplural ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ok but my day is perfect now. I got the day off school to take care of our 10 week old puppy, he's asleep on the couch, no one's home, new 2 and a half hour emkay videos, and there's a somewhat gentle thunderstorm outside that's supposed to last all day :D

  • @BishWithAKnife
    @BishWithAKnife ปีที่แล้ว +2

    49:01
    “THEY’VE AWOKEN!-“
    -Jack 2023

  • @JTheCat
    @JTheCat ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Trans guy here to explain if chest binders hurt.
    Short answer: They're kind of uncomfy but fine. Like a bra but more squish.
    Long answer: It's common knowledge within the trans community that binding is not to be done for more than 8 hours a day, you shouldn't sleep/lay down too long in them, shouldnt exercise in them, and you *really* shouldn't use makeshift binders or any sort of tape that isn't breathable, stretchy, and meant to be put on the body (kt tape or trans tape work fine). Or else, your ribs can literally be bruised, misshapen, broken, or just irreversibly damaged, sometimes leading to not being able to get top surgery.
    As long as you bind safely, though, none of this is an issue.
    Also to any binding people reading this:
    Do the shoulder stretch thing rn. Reset your bones. You deserve it.

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thanks for the massive bits of information! As a transwoman, ive been wondering whether or not a binder is worth it.. and, i'd say, (atleast during school), it probably is.

    • @username.not.known2473
      @username.not.known2473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or learn to cope with your embodied reality rather than risk permanently damaging your health.

    • @EmberTheFolf
      @EmberTheFolf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@username.not.known2473 ..im still gonna take the binding route, and avoid reality completely, thanks
      Im sorry, but i'd rather not render the hundreds of thousands of problems that occur in my daily life.

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@username.not.known2473Your life would be better if you weren't such an outwardly negative person

    • @THTB_lol
      @THTB_lol ปีที่แล้ว

      @@username.not.known2473 no one asked for your input

  • @-Fidelis-
    @-Fidelis- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:12 Salt Lake city can never be said without me thinking about Joe Hill.

  • @Archjdhsv
    @Archjdhsv ปีที่แล้ว +21

    29:35 Actually it can bruise your ribs if you wear one for too long. 7-8 hours is around the limit but it depends on cup size i think.

    • @BadgeBadge314
      @BadgeBadge314 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Afab enby here, according to my research, if ure younger it's max ~6h but if ure older the limit is ~8h
      Also, you shouldnt wear a binder while doing sports and remove/loosen it the moment it starts hurting.
      If ur binder is not supposed to hurt, if it is it's too small and it can be dangerous to wear it

  • @theslowrevive5328
    @theslowrevive5328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite genre of emkay post is robin reading something that might be true, asks if it's true, could google it, and is sitting at a computer with some form of web browser installed, yet just... doesn't. We love you robin

  • @naope5
    @naope5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I guess I actually got a good dice roll on the whole falling asleep thing. As a kid it took me 30-60 minutes every night. Now I can literally fall asleep within seconds
    (at least that's what I assume based on the fact that if I fall asleep to a live stream, afterwards I can pinpoint the exact moment my brain shut off)

  • @chloegab219
    @chloegab219 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:01:09 Molmol spot is basically makeout spot in english, molmol is filipino for makeout

  • @motionless_horizon
    @motionless_horizon ปีที่แล้ว +12

    29:28 As someone who binds very often, it can. You’re not supposed to wear binders for more than 8hrs, and never bind with ace bandages because they continue to tighten and will hurt you!!! If you have rib issues like me, binding tape (transtape, kt tape, etc.) can be helpful!! Remember to stretch before and after binding, and listen to your body. If you hurt your ribs or breast tissue it can reduce the chances of being able to get top surgery. Be safe y’all!!

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can also confirm it gets pretty uncomfortable at a certain point. Sometimes when I eat a bit too much when out and about, it feels like I'm suffocating, even though I physically can breathe just fine.

    • @motionless_horizon
      @motionless_horizon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sand_eater101 eating while binding can be so uncomfortable, I feel you

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      what is a binder

    • @motionless_horizon
      @motionless_horizon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Messier42-handle a binder is a cloth top, kind of like a tank top, that is made to safely compress the chest to give a flat appearance. Trans masculine and some non binary people use them to relieve gender dysphoria, and some cis women use them for extra support if they have large chests and need more support than a bra can offer

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@motionless_horizon ah ok

  • @lucaliliahidas5738
    @lucaliliahidas5738 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "why are people so obsessed with losing their assholes" is a brand new sentence in itself

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “ *GIVE ME TREE JUICE* “ now that is a new sentence

  • @Hl-.
    @Hl-. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    53:19 for anyone wondering it would be about 1578948 washing machines

  • @Saje3D
    @Saje3D ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Provided you can have those hallucinations…” Yes. Precisely. I just interact with the words. I’m like a 1 out of 5 on the visualization meter. It still trips me out to think we all might interact differently with fundamental parts of life and remain mostly ignorant of it happening at all.
    On the other hand, I could smell a cat had an infection just standing by him while petting him.
    I don’t think this is a good trade off, though it’s occasionally useful. I’d rather read books and have vivid visuals.
    Then again, there’s now Baldur’s Gate 3, so it’s a bit like that.

    • @anna9072
      @anna9072 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The smell of infection is quite distinctive, I can pick up really quickly if one of my cats or dogs has an abscess. But it’s not an either/or, I also hallucinate vividly when reading. I wonder how many people who don’t like reading lack the ability to visualize what they’re reading.

    • @aviatrix6411
      @aviatrix6411 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anna9072Well, not being able to visualise things never stopped me from being the most enthusiastic reader between me and my three younger siblings, so… yeah, don’t know about their ability to visualise stuff but one of them has started getting into reading a bit more now.

    • @anna9072
      @anna9072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aviatrix6411 good to hear, I was just wondering. Guess that’s not a factor then!

  • @stevebishop5323
    @stevebishop5323 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:24 "sketti bowl not made of duck" 😂😂😂😂

  • @3dprintinglife
    @3dprintinglife ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kurt Cobain was actually based as hell. He was always aware that he had a more feminine side to himself, as well as masculinity. a very non toxic guy. RIP.

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally predicted that Donald Trump would be president and thought it would be a good idea to elect him

    • @Pondwatertheaxolotl
      @Pondwatertheaxolotl ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@emilysmith2965well before he ran as a republican he tried to run as a Democrat. Not that he would be any better, but I'm sure some people find him charismatic. Also his views had a tendency to flip-flop every 20 seconds so maybe Kurt heard him on a "good" day.

  • @CannibalKittyy
    @CannibalKittyy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im not sure why, but knowing that Robin is the VA for Leith Pierre just makes everything he says just that much funnier

  • @jelluh770
    @jelluh770 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Man i hate the outernet

    • @TeardropCantTalk
      @TeardropCantTalk ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the *_outernet_*

    • @mightyben4310
      @mightyben4310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/brandnewscentince

    • @cuberman5948
      @cuberman5948 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mightyben4310scentince

    • @lmgamer-ft5rh
      @lmgamer-ft5rh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The outernet fricken sucks

    • @SeaBlue0
      @SeaBlue0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@TeardropCantTalkthe *_outernet_*

  • @Jaderosefox
    @Jaderosefox ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Burger King and Dairy Queen have definitely gotten funky, how else would you get Jack-In-The-Box?😂

  • @skellington8090
    @skellington8090 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Okay, I just translated the Russian text at 1:13:12, and it literally means I POOPED IN MY PANTS LOL I’M LOSING IT

  • @dragonlordthefrostbitten
    @dragonlordthefrostbitten ปีที่แล้ว +1

    49:13 sickle beats plant, plant beats human, human beats sickle. Low budget rock paper scissors at its finest.

  • @jan-Pala
    @jan-Pala ปีที่แล้ว +5

    one of my favorite subs for just over 2 and a half hours. 😙👌

  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cassowaries are essentially velociraptors with a bony mowhawk, scythes for toes and a constant "THIS IS FUCKING SPARTAAAAAA!" mood.

  • @ahtijansson9283
    @ahtijansson9283 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i'm not a vegan or vegetarian but i do often choose those options on menus or sandwich fillings if i don't trust the meat, and some of the meat free options are really nice expensive at times but nice, other's i wouldn't feed my worst enemy.

  • @alex_is_my_cat
    @alex_is_my_cat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    absolutely blissed out in the slop 👍

  • @hicknopunk
    @hicknopunk ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You know, maxi pads work really well to keep sweat out of your eyes if you put them on the front inside of your helmet.

    • @username.not.known2473
      @username.not.known2473 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C u r s e d

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahhh, so that’s how medieval knights managed to wear those helmets all day

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@username.not.known2473 do I dare say tampons can be shoved into a small arms wound and work alright. 😅
      When it comes to life and death you get inventive.

    • @username.not.known2473
      @username.not.known2473 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hicknopunk You've never had a small arms wound.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@username.not.known2473 unless you include a bb gun, you are right. I just know that I have sent MANY feminine products, batteries and flaming hot cheetos to my relatives in the marines. Uhhhhh, they wouldn't request this stuff if it had no purpose.

  • @stellarluna1834
    @stellarluna1834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    29:27 as someone who binds it doesn’t hurt (unless you bind for to long or have big enough breasts that binding will cause back pain) it’s more of a constrained feeling that can get extremely uncomfortable. If binding hurts you need to go a size up, dysphoria’s a bitch but don’t risk your health and safety.

  • @drew2789
    @drew2789 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:50 This person really thought giving parenting advice from a tumblr account was a good idea

  • @skip-4259
    @skip-4259 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:09 It’s the opposite of dude
    Masculine term turned neutral that refers to being good
    Feminine term turned neutral that refers to being bad

  • @hypernovasoup
    @hypernovasoup ปีที่แล้ว +4

    29:27 not if you have one that fits right, but you’re not supposed to do heavy physical activity or go swimming in one, or wear it for more than eight hours. If you use it when you’re not supposed to, it’ll start hurting and messing with breathing
    Still better than the alternative: if you bind with compression bandages, you can bruise or snap your ribs

  • @America17760
    @America17760 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a friend who made up the word "betterful." That was a fun day. We still remember that one

  • @ameliawilder28
    @ameliawilder28 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Donut was created by accident. It started out as a cake, but during a voyage the guy brining the cake needed to rest it someplace and stuck it through a pole. Im just summarozing it very breifly but apparently thats how the origin of the donut came to be. I have this book on food and it tells you how some of them were created, they tell you facts - think it is called "Everything But The Kitchen Sink".
    Had it for years and I kept it because I still like to read it.
    Edited spelling

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh man, I miss having books like that. Being older and jaded reading them is not quite the same, you spot mistakes and smell bullshit.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That donut story is half-right, he did that on purpose because the middles never cooked through. So cut out the middle before you cook. increase the surface area. more surface to be crispy, less inside to be mushy. good solution really. same idea behind pretzels.

  • @TheTrueStrangeBee
    @TheTrueStrangeBee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    43:13 this part had me honking in laughter

  • @Connor_Top_Lad
    @Connor_Top_Lad ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My phone has attained sentience, and now it's writing a comment on a emkay video

  • @WillowTuft
    @WillowTuft 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I might be the kid who was told to talk to the lobsters

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm the opposite direction of trans person, but my BF assures that a binder feels like a bit of pressure unless you leave it on too long.

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shoutout to all the T4T couples with one of each… truly being straight with extra steps. Hope to join you one day tbh… where the hell is my cute and very tall trans wife? 😭
      Wherever you are, you’re doing great sweetie I luv u

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emilysmith2965 okay comrade, I'm here for this support and I really like your energy. My BF and I have significant autism bringing us together and we share codes for understanding our former genders' secrets we couldn't actualize. We're very much sharing our experiences and we're both outsiders to it, however we're still wondering about how neurotypical cishets navigate the minefield of BS that lies before us.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EloquentTroll "we're still wondering about how neurotypical cishets navigate the minefield of BS that lies before us."
      They don't.
      No one knows what they're doing.
      It's just that some people are really good at convincing themselves that they know what they're doing.
      And others are really good at convincing others that they know what they're doing.
      No one has a f***ing clue in reality.

  • @AngryProtoBoi
    @AngryProtoBoi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:03
    Don’t forget to punch the bags of bagels as well. It really helps me relax

    • @peacemaker_0001
      @peacemaker_0001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You sir are a monster....
      ....and I love it

  • @meraklija316
    @meraklija316 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    39:07 - I guess, any skin color - fair, dark, green, violet, rainbow - can be compared to food, if you choose the right food type (which sounds tasty) and are hungry enough.🤣
    In one of my stories a character compares a fair skin of another character to cheese (you know, that white yoghurt-like type of cheese).🥛🧀
    Also there are such classic examples as comparing a skin colour to milk etc. So, nobody is safe from hungry writers. 😂 >:)

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- ปีที่แล้ว

      White people have skin the color of snow cones

    • @averagehumanperson
      @averagehumanperson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, I mostly see "milky" or "creamy" for light skin tones.

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies ปีที่แล้ว +2

    39:13
    This post explains Octodad. The people don't call me out for being weird and uncoordinated because they don't want to seem rude to the cephalopods.

  • @possibleproblem479
    @possibleproblem479 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20:34 i have felt this way ever since i was a child. i freaking hate that word so much. theres something about its pronunciation that triggers that pet peeve rage. its just an awful word.

  • @Nphynite
    @Nphynite ปีที่แล้ว

    This subreddit makes me wanna photosynthesize with darkness on the moon on a black hole snorting chocolate drink mix