when Avaryl said The Son Shows Up, i fully for a second thought Avaryl meant The Sun Shows Up, like the Sun decided to come and fight off the Moon on behalf of Earth, because that is the kind of thing i expected from the movie you both described
Dumb Fact: One of the Co-Writers is the nephew of the band members from Toto which is why the movie starts with the song as they thought it would be cheap to get the rights.
Fun fact about Roland Emmerick, he believes William Shakespeare didn’t actually write anything and was paid by a noble to act like he did! He even made a movie about it, which exactly what you’d expect a historical drama directed by Roland Emmerick to be like
I can't believe we still get movies like Moonfall. I want to hate them and want them to be over, but it's also so enjoyable to watch B-listers try to act against Roland's direction. Also, more KaBlam! references, please
Yeah my reference point for Patrick Wilson is that he was the lead in Watchmen!? And I know him to be in other things... but I don't think he's had his moment in the sun as yet.
Apparently Stanley Tucci was supposed to play the Michael Peña role and I think that may have saved the movie. Well maybe not, but it sure would have helped.
Avaryl talking about Rolland Emerich loving destroying America and dead cutting to the Stonewall poster. I died XD The premise of this movie reminds me of an episode of Doctor Who where it turns out the moon is an alien egg and there are spiders on the moon acting as like a fetal defense mechanism? The episode ends with the companion character deciding whether to let the alien hatch, destroying the moon and causing cataclysms on Earth or kill the alien fetus to maintain the moon’s existence and I remember it being all kinds of uncomfortable because it came off as very weird pro life preachy bullshit. Spoiler alert: she lets the alien hatch and luckily as soon as it hatches it pops out another egg so we keep the moon. Freaking weird. Love these reviews, keep it up.
SOME LIKE IT HOT I watched it per Avril saying it was her favorite movie and I LOVED IT 😍, it’s funny it’s smart, it’s well written, and hilariously quotable - I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop - he’s waiting for his yacht. HIS YACHT ?!? - 13 girls is too many…12 of you have to leave (favorite line of mine)
a movie like ‘2012’ is high camp because you had actors like john cusack and amanda peet adding that fun and stupid joy. halle berry god bless her, amazing in serious films, but she doesn’t work in these sorts of films.
Well it seems that every negative thing that could possibly be said about this film has already been said in every online review. However, if you have an hour and half of your life to throw away...it's better than being tortured..or listening to a baby cry for 90 minutes. I'm constantly surprised that good actors and actresses are happy with just taking the cash regardless of the role. Halle Berry, one would think, would have learned her lesson after the Cat woman fiasco. Normally I like Roland Emmerich films. Seems in this case his heart just wasn't in it. The film is not completely useless. At the very least It serves as a bad example and if others can learn from it, it has served a purpose. There are good things to say as well, like.....At least it wasn't 2 hour 3 hours long and it wasn't another comic book movie.
Omg I had to pause this and immediately go watch to your horizon line review. One of the few movies you’ve reviewed that I’ve actually seen, oh my it rlly was so bonkers
we know patrick from aquaman as orm, the ocean master. and lots of stuff from before that but none i can name off the top of my head, ever. thats what imdb is for :)
I watched this review without seeing the movie because I had no intention to do such a thing, but I just needed some more moviebitches in my life. Funny thing is just today I was dog sitting for a friend and this movie just happened to start after having the tv on in the background. Needless to say both the dog and I watched the whole thing. I think watching this review made me enjoy it a lot more because your commentary was in the back of my mind when usually my brain turns off when watching these kinds of movies. I too am over seeing famous cities just being destroyed, but I did notice at the point where you see New York City where the buildings are crumbling and there's asteroids everywhere the One World Trade Center is pristine and unaffected. I thought that was an interesting touch.
You made a great point about the electronics. They can't have electronics in the shuttle because the AI would sense it and kill them, therefore the electronics are why they're gonna kill you. So if you were to send up an unmanned drone, wouldnt they also sense that and "kill" it, regardless of whether humans are there or not?
you were NOT kidding. had no idea this movie was so crazy and had aliens. just thought it was about a satelite crashing, so i skipped it. if i knew aliens were part of the deal i would have watched. bad marketing. i get wanting to keep some surprises and twists but talk about burying the lead. head the destruction and show the aliens. thats what they should do in the trailer for the "sequel", when ever its released straight to dvd ;)
I saw this entire movie in spanish and it's not the worst ..however those cars were built for the moon ffs. The ending was kinda weird ..seemed like it's own movie tbh but it was something I'd watch again..in English chEers
We just finished season 14 2 months ago and did a season intro of the first 2 episodes of all stars. We are not planning on reviewing all 10 seasons airing per year
@@jdo3515 it's so weird to me. Reviewing drag race is what exposed people to them and they've decided that those of us who prefer their drag related content can fuck all the way off and I don't understand why.
Marry Me was fine? it is hot hot garbage. the music was laughable, the "church" song came out of no where and satanic. the "Marry Me" song is so stupid Owen Wilson is gross and btw he has a 10 year old daughter/son who he has never met (that should be a movie). JLO's cakey make up and crusty "hair?". i would've loved to hear yall trash it and dissect it
Now I keep saying "Megastructures??" like Kerri Colby said "Dragonfly??" 🤣
when Avaryl said The Son Shows Up, i fully for a second thought Avaryl meant The Sun Shows Up, like the Sun decided to come and fight off the Moon on behalf of Earth, because that is the kind of thing i expected from the movie you both described
Same!!
Same!
Same!
Dumb Fact: One of the Co-Writers is the nephew of the band members from Toto which is why the movie starts with the song as they thought it would be cheap to get the rights.
Avaryl says how Roland Emmerich likes to destroy America ... cut to a poster of Stonewall 😄
Fun fact about Roland Emmerick, he believes William Shakespeare didn’t actually write anything and was paid by a noble to act like he did! He even made a movie about it, which exactly what you’d expect a historical drama directed by Roland Emmerick to be like
I can't believe we still get movies like Moonfall. I want to hate them and want them to be over, but it's also so enjoyable to watch B-listers try to act against Roland's direction.
Also, more KaBlam! references, please
Yeah my reference point for Patrick Wilson is that he was the lead in Watchmen!? And I know him to be in other things... but I don't think he's had his moment in the sun as yet.
He’s great in Fargo.
"You see, we were part of an intergalactic war with an ancient AI alien"
"Sure Jan"
Excellent movie to watch on a plane when you’re trying to avoid interacting with the guy next to you wearing a “2020 was rigged” hat! 🇺🇸
#personalexperience
Bet he woulda taken this movie as a true story 😂
They all smell the same too its horrible
Apparently Stanley Tucci was supposed to play the Michael Peña role and I think that may have saved the movie.
Well maybe not, but it sure would have helped.
oh I can totally see that. probably not a good career move for the tucci tho.
I did watch this movie sober. I wish I had been drunk. It made my boyfriend cry and I still get to make fun of him for it.
Avaryl talking about Rolland Emerich loving destroying America and dead cutting to the Stonewall poster. I died XD
The premise of this movie reminds me of an episode of Doctor Who where it turns out the moon is an alien egg and there are spiders on the moon acting as like a fetal defense mechanism? The episode ends with the companion character deciding whether to let the alien hatch, destroying the moon and causing cataclysms on Earth or kill the alien fetus to maintain the moon’s existence and I remember it being all kinds of uncomfortable because it came off as very weird pro life preachy bullshit. Spoiler alert: she lets the alien hatch and luckily as soon as it hatches it pops out another egg so we keep the moon. Freaking weird.
Love these reviews, keep it up.
The car chase scene, using gravity, is likely what Vin Diesel imagined when he inevitably takes the Fast and Furious franchise to the Moon.
SOME LIKE IT HOT I watched it per Avril saying it was her favorite movie and I LOVED IT 😍, it’s funny it’s smart, it’s well written, and hilariously quotable
- I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop
- he’s waiting for his yacht. HIS YACHT ?!?
- 13 girls is too many…12 of you have to leave (favorite line of mine)
I love/hate these movies but it’s worth it to see your review. Literally CRYING at the Toy Story of it all.
a movie like ‘2012’ is high camp because you had actors like john cusack and amanda peet adding that fun and stupid joy. halle berry god bless her, amazing in serious films, but she doesn’t work in these sorts of films.
Oh thank God you’re reviewing this. I saw the trailer for this forever ago and my gut reaction was to NEVER watch it.
Thank you once again for watching something I didn’t want to. And probably making you review it much better than the actual movie
22:50 wait why wasn’t this movie a video game?? It’s SUCH a video game plot
I told my friends this movie was Armageddon meets Fast & Furious meets The Matrix.
My boyfriend was literally crying with laughter as the credits rolled. Bonkers, absurd, nonsense. And we loved it.
Well it seems that every negative thing that could possibly be said about this film has already been said in every online review. However, if you have an hour and half of your life to throw away...it's better than being tortured..or listening to a baby cry for 90 minutes. I'm constantly surprised that good actors and actresses are happy with just taking the cash regardless of the role. Halle Berry, one would think, would have learned her lesson after the Cat woman fiasco. Normally I like Roland Emmerich films. Seems in this case his heart just wasn't in it. The film is not completely useless. At the very least It serves as a bad example and if others can learn from it, it has served a purpose. There are good things to say as well, like.....At least it wasn't 2 hour 3 hours long and it wasn't another comic book movie.
Omg I had to pause this and immediately go watch to your horizon line review. One of the few movies you’ve reviewed that I’ve actually seen, oh my it rlly was so bonkers
we know patrick from aquaman as orm, the ocean master. and lots of stuff from before that but none i can name off the top of my head, ever. thats what imdb is for :)
I watched this review without seeing the movie because I had no intention to do such a thing, but I just needed some more moviebitches in my life. Funny thing is just today I was dog sitting for a friend and this movie just happened to start after having the tv on in the background. Needless to say both the dog and I watched the whole thing. I think watching this review made me enjoy it a lot more because your commentary was in the back of my mind when usually my brain turns off when watching these kinds of movies. I too am over seeing famous cities just being destroyed, but I did notice at the point where you see New York City where the buildings are crumbling and there's asteroids everywhere the One World Trade Center is pristine and unaffected. I thought that was an interesting touch.
I just wanted to say I'm Your fan since the review of "Gods of Egypt" and still this is one of my favorite reviews and movie. Thank you
i thought this was moonshot lol i could never remember the name of that movie just that it has moon in the title and has jughead in it
this reminds me of *Zelda: Majora's Mask* when the moon falls towards the planet. 😂
Also 32:11 _Brian!_ 😅
7:04 lol I almost lost my drink when you said _Nuremberg trials_ 😂 now that's a reference!
'No, no. Not that' 'oh what the fracking'🤣 I swore you were going to cut to that
When I tell you I cried from laughter at the cut to the Stonewall movie during the “he loves to destroy America” montage
“So they get to the moon…” 😂😂😂
"If the shuttle's on there are electronics, no? yes?" ahahhahah
More movies and less RPDR… not that anyone asked lol. I love hearing the movie reviews.
Get ready for summer camp!
I liked the part where the moon fell. 🌝
You made a great point about the electronics. They can't have electronics in the shuttle because the AI would sense it and kill them, therefore the electronics are why they're gonna kill you. So if you were to send up an unmanned drone, wouldnt they also sense that and "kill" it, regardless of whether humans are there or not?
Please review Everything Everywhere all at once?
👍🏽 I think they’re either going to love it or hate it
Fun fact: 263 is the Zimbabwe area code so... new level unlocked LOL
Fun fact I grew up listening to Patrick Wilson because of how big of a Broadway star he is so to see him in THIS is just wild to me.
Patrick Wilson can crash his space shuttle into my moon anytime 🌝
"Fuck the moon! Fuck the moon! Fuck the moon!."
you were NOT kidding. had no idea this movie was so crazy and had aliens. just thought it was about a satelite crashing, so i skipped it. if i knew aliens were part of the deal i would have watched. bad marketing. i get wanting to keep some surprises and twists but talk about burying the lead. head the destruction and show the aliens. thats what they should do in the trailer for the "sequel", when ever its released straight to dvd ;)
43:49 needs to become a legit movie now🤣🤣
Watched Melancholia, instead. Much better moon asteroid movie.
I wanna be scanned into the moon :(
Bob the drag queen: this is WILD
Just to be clear I'm not asking for this, but you reviewing game of thrones would be sooo funny. You'd hate it for sure tho haha
MOOOOON FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lexus Car Dealership? What is this, Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage?!
please do elvis omg
Did CGI ruin movies or is it just me? These just look like excuses to show CGI and the rest is just filler…
I saw this entire movie in spanish and it's not the worst ..however those cars were built for the moon ffs. The ending was kinda weird ..seemed like it's own movie tbh but it was something I'd watch again..in English chEers
Andrew knows Michael from Ant-Man, I'd bet.
So, in this movie, the moon was the Death Star?
"The moon is like: ok"
would love to hear your opinions on jurrasic world 3!
This sounds like it was written by a bunch of Scientologist...who published Tom Cruz's script!?!?!?
Owen Wilson plz
So just out of curiosity, do you guys still review Drag race?
We just finished season 14 2 months ago and did a season intro of the first 2 episodes of all stars. We are not planning on reviewing all 10 seasons airing per year
@@MovieBitches Oh ok, i must have missed that you were just doing a 2 episode intro. Thanks!
@@MovieBitches Do season 5!
oh to watch this movie on mushrooms
Are you serious? The white moon is good and the black artificial intelligence is evil? No wonder this movie bombed.
😓 ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏsᴍ
I really wanted to enjoy this in a so bad it's good way but I HATED it. So bad and boring.
Can’t believe they called you “critics” on Rotten Tomatoes
5:00 You'd have to review Drag Race in a timely manner first and we all know that you two are in-fucking-capable of doing that.
Apparently they aren’t reviewing All Stars anymore.
@@jdo3515 it's so weird to me. Reviewing drag race is what exposed people to them and they've decided that those of us who prefer their drag related content can fuck all the way off and I don't understand why.
Marry Me was fine? it is hot hot garbage. the music was laughable, the "church" song came out of no where and satanic. the "Marry Me" song is so stupid Owen Wilson is gross and btw he has a 10 year old daughter/son who he has never met (that should be a movie). JLO's cakey make up and crusty "hair?". i would've loved to hear yall trash it and dissect it