The Sino-German Offensive - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 286
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18 min video!? 👀
record?!
i can't wait to feel your soft hands....
No way, the bokoen1 hoi4 movie…
You spoil us. Much love, quaint little Danish man.
@@despacito_boi4484 another extensions to the bokoen cinematic universe
“They laughed at my Italy, then they saw this… and laughed more” - Mussolini post war conference
Meme on them until they cry, and then meme about them crying
They said my Italy was weak...
@@sirllamaiii9708 Turns out it was weaker...
He was kinda dead
@@Ronald98Meanwhile Italy Dunking On Them In North Africa
Imagine being an average Chinese rice farmer struggling to feed his family after the gazillionth famine caused by the Chinese army flooding his land to stop the Japanese, government incompetence or the Japanese, walking out of his little bamboo hut to just witness a 20 lane super railway build in your backyard with Germans in V12 200 km/h autobahn capable tanks zooming past
Its basically a rally at that point.
Image being a far eastern Siberian man. You feed your family off the animals you catch. Your last contact to the outside world was 30 years ago. Most people don’t even know you exist. You leave your igloo to go take a shit in your outhouse to find a new 8 lane high speed rail network with trains speeding by at 300 kph laden with axis supplies and soldiers bound for china
Not to mention it going up in less than a month
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 the great Sino WRC cup
@@appeltaart6928 from Berlin to Delhi
Bo, you can’t keep using the same script elements with the entire UK navy being in the Med constantly
*Laughs in HMS Warspite*
Then stop watching
@@plarteey1316 Someone didn’t get the joke.
@@plarteey1316 you hear that noise? That was the sound of the joke going over your head.
@@foundationuser5043 someone doesn’t get sarcasm
I have never once seen a Bokoen video where I'm expecting to see "Then the Axis surrendered 15 minutes later" more often than I did in this one. What a comeback
The axis can be completely winning and I still be expecting that to pop up lmao
Dankus getting dumpstered and rage quitting will never not be funny.
I have never seen a game swing so hard from "Its joever" to "WE ARE BARACK!" so quick and so hard jesus lmfao
7:58 Floojoe pointing that out is just so funny to me
0:20 hardest i've laughed at a Bokoen1 video so far
These scripts starting to get so much better, glad how good of a writer you've turned out to be!
Thanks for the great content Bo I going through a very hard and exhausting time in my life and your vids give me a little boost so I have hope that things will get better just like college’s micro
can't wait for the dankus pov on this! "My India was SO GOOD germany had to kill it?!"
I watched this game live, it was the most batshit crazy game I've seen in a long time, the entire last half was a clown fiesta.
Still can't get over "Past tense"
"Get Kursked" even more relevant now
It was an honor watching this game live. One of the greats.
After watching axis defeated again and again.
Bo: *rolls up sleeves* "fine, I'll do it myself"
I watched this video past tense, since I finished it and its 1 in the morning here
I've never been more happy to see an 18 minute video
The reverse Cold war, the axis think the allies are just about to get nukes but they haven't even started yet in this game, XD
I was not expecting an Axis win here based on the initial title screen.
He was actually using past tense correctly, just english has a quirk of turning was into were when we are talking about a singular person (me, you)
That was fucking crazy dude I wanna see the full vod of you dunking on dankus
The ultimate Weastern front
Based question mark
Victory for the Reich! We have avoided the Endsieg scenario happening to Bokoen! Japan might be ded, but we have achieved European Axis Domination!
Vichy's player was popping off 👀
love floejoe
an axis victory on V-E day feelsbadman
Cant believe Dankus lost...
A wonderfully mad game
Could you do a speed 1 game sometime? I feel like that would be a lot more interesting strategically.
Like past tens? Lolol
incredible script this time guys keep it up.
Clutch Vichy
Floojoe social redemption arc?
did the quality of recording drop?
How the hell did you win
Okay so this episode either didn't have a script or completely when off script, either way this was a once in a blue moon game
irl dday lol
Normal hoi episode length???
The rollercoaster of "its so over axisbros" to "were so back axisbros" in this singular video is immaculate.
Truly one of the best scripts youve ever done, Bo
@@winowmak3r The Bokoen staple of "falling down the stairs and somehow ending up on the roof"
Never fails.
Bo is chained to a chair and has two buttons in front of him, "it's over" and "we're back"
@@ArrangedKarma lol
I love the 20 min cuts it gets you more invested in the game and you are more aware of what’s happening
Yeah this video was a perfect balance of memes and gameplay good job Bo
Vichy was unironically critical here, what a crazy twist to the script!
Indeed, he was quite the MVP supporting the pushes and encirclements, not to mention communicating well and pointing out oppurtunities.
When the collaborators become the leader of the axis
@@KixSlim when the senile old man becomes the 2nd biggest contributor to the war
Such a shame the Hungerian general rolled a blunder in barb
ok this just reminded me of how much we need some more viccy 3 bo content
He rolled a 1 in one of his skill checks. Good thing his later rolls gave much better luck.
@@xycrypt Welp, time to go rewatch the viccy 2 playlists again.
German East Asia looking different this time around.
German China company moment.
@@hopfinatorischerkuchenkrieger why do I see people with this Helmut Schmidt pfp everywhere
@@kingking-ci1gf Probably, because it's good-looking, idk. Though I gotta admit that Cold War politicians were chads, unlike those of today.
Man the feeling of spending all night watching bo's old videos and seeing a new one pop up is really something.
There is no greater feeling.
I thought I was the only one
Rewatch gang rise up! 🖐️
I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A NEW EPISODE I JUST WAS GOING THROUGH OLD EPISODES AND CLICKED THIS
@@wetwillyis_1881 agreed
"They laughed at my Italy, then they saw this… and laughed more" fucking killed me
Has the same energy as "We will hold until the last man!...And there he goes, the last man."
@@earlofbroadst this might be one of the best boverse moments of all time & you're 100% right w/ the comparison
Ultra common Floojoe W
"They laughed at my Italy, until they saw this, then they laughed more..." 6:10 is such a good meme
So a copuple of days ago i had one of the most important exams of my life. During the listening part they mentioned a need of going to the food doctor. My brain immidietly went "a coctor?" and i spent 5 long minutes trying not to laugh because that could faul my exam. Thank you bo
Damn. Imagine failing your exam because you laughed at the thought of a bunch of Hoi players on TH-cam collectively saying "Coctor" over and over again
My eye my eye my eye
Most mentally stable bokoen1 enjoyer
Famous sequel to the romanian brap trap, we introduce the: Bulgarian Blunder & Hungover Hungarians.
Bokoen: "I'm doing this on my own"
*Sad Vichy noises*
Yeah Vichy was the only other competent person on the team
truly the snake of denmark
Bo said Vichy was good later but I guess it was removed in final cut of the movie.
@hmmmmmmm literally 1984 erasing history
@@soronzonerdene classic Ratkoen1 moment, faking history to take all the praise for itself
I must credit the script writer for being able to make the exact same story, Bo's team wins and (insert antagonist) loses, so entertaining every time. Almost like it's not scripted.
I just can't win. If I upload a game of me in the Axis losing people comment "Man the Axis just lose every game". I upload a game of me winning and people go "Bo wins every game"
@@Bokoen1how about you guys just keep doing what you are doing because we are still here after all this time, whining about it like its the first time.
❤
@@trazyntheinfinite9895
It's almost as if half of the other players are just having a serious skill issue..
@@Bokoen1People give you crap, I know. But after all these years, here we are, still watching. We love your content, Bo. Thanks for years of entertainment.
Italy: *Loses it's railway gun on the way to North Africa.*
Rommel and the Desert Afrika Korps, looking on with embarrassment: "You are, an apocalyptic dingleberry".
Top Gear in the house! You sir, are a man of culture.
legend
I would recommend the wonderful insult Halbdackel. Half-Dachshund. In a sense of you are dumber than half the pet.
Sounds cute, but one of the worst insults you could "earn" in Swabia - and a quick way to get your teeth punched out :P
The Vichy player was such a lad, hope to see him on the channel again. Much love to our boy
"I did this all on my own!"
meanwhile vichy doing all the callouts that made it possible
truly the snake of denmark
"They laughed at my Italy and then they saw this... then they laughed more"
- Mussolini shortly after Greece
NGL every time I see Dankus getting smashed in Bokoen games, I feel indescribable joy
E-SpOrTs~! The guy is insufferable
I agree. Seeing him fall time and time again is a feelsgood.
I love Flojo so much, lol. The language barrier hilarity is a constant and he's such a good sport about it. You guys don't rib on him too hard.
crazy how the german front went from being west of the dniper in 42 to beijing in 44
Bo yelling at a guy named Vincent really made me feel like I was there :')
Is your dad the writer of a Rumour of War
Vichy was an absolute god this game, literally single handedly carried the eastern front and had Bo go from "we're so done GermanyBros" to "we're so back GermanyBros"
Yeah, Vichy is just underrated.
A flawless scale of "it's so over" to "we're so back"
This was one of the most entertaining videos you put out in a long time. I was excited to see what will happen the entire time from start to finish. Wish my friends would like to play hoi4 more often :)
Lol i love the shame in the allies voices when they surrender. You can tell they genuinely just gave up.
The Barbarossa comeback for the Axis was something else. Vichy France was very impressive might I add. GG!
Thomas is honestly the biggest defeatist in these games. He loses one engagement and he goes doomer for the entire game.
Not Thomas, its Lennard on the US
@@hurtmartman9664 They literally call the US Thomas multiple times throughout the video...I also don't know how you could mistake him for Lennard based on their voices??
@@chasewilson3693 no, US was Lennard because I remember chat saying Lennard and Dankus focused too much in Asia. Thomas was UK iirc.
@@chasewilson3693 17:42 bo literally said Lennard. I think you need to go to doctor man, check both of your ear
@@nmdvalkyrie2862 *coctor, and check the eye
1:48 only Bo can manage to spell stronger wrong twice.
Thats incredible
i think braun does the bubble text nowadays, but idk if he did back then
Stornger and stonger
Floojoe truly is the hidden gem of the bokoen cinematic universe.
“after 10?”
Bokoen1 really knows how to turn eighteen minutes of unit symbols and map painting into the most entertaining spectacle. I'm laughing my ass off at how absurd the situation is for your average German on the Eastern Front to still be fighting ever since Operation Barbarossa was initiated.
"The laughed at my Italy until they saw this.... then they laughed more" quote of the game xD
floojoe is always my favorite
I'm really sad that game didn't conclude. The Western-Eastern front was really entertaining to watch.
Was not ready for "do you mean after 10" in the first 30 seconds of the video 💀💀
Poor Chinese farmer: "minding his own business"
The German Panzers: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
Loved this video;
Long video, no interruptions, lots of strategy focus and you ran through your plans and your psy-op with Sealion to win in Africa, sublime.
Makes me love this game.
Vichy looked to have played pretty well 👀
This video is the perfect rollercoaster of highs and lows ending in a complete Axis domination. Banger video
what a nice way to end the weekend
LONG MAPPIES
I love how they put a demonetisation symbol instead of the swastika, then immediately removed it when he swore😂
P.s. I don’t know how to spell swastika, so I hope that that is close enough.😅
Long live hoi4
This actually seemed like a really fun game
I now need the extended version of this like you used to do back in the day
yeah wtf ever happened to those
@@xycryptProlly the difference in watch time fucked his analytics or something, only massive youtubers can get away with longer videos
Theres a dude who uploads the vods to youtube if you want more
Bo : "Haha Italy doesn't know English"
Also Bo : "He *sayed* it" 7:59
I mean Italy sayed it
I cant believe Bo would not tell the story about the Shadowlion to absolutly destroy africa in the opening!!
SHADOWLION TO ABSOLUTLY CRUSH AFRICA! FLOOJOES MASTERPLAN!
The US wasn't defeatist, the other allies just needed to accept the L lol. There's no way the allies were coming back from that game, they had no win condition that I could see.
Idk the exact builds but, if Dankus’s army wasn’t “ESPORTSSSSSSSS ALTA ESPORTSSSSSS”’d aka encircled in China, and had tanks from the Allie’s and the entire army doing a reverse operation Barbarossa, AND the Allie’s had nukes, they could’ve had a chance? They were trolling when Dankus didn’t get the support in China he should’ve. They could even have more planes than the Germans though they could’ve microed like they did in the recent last stand of the allies video.
Past tense = past ten
highly underrated I actually laughed
I would like to see more build up time like how the players build up their economy and more micro from the players so you get a better general overview - I am sure I am not the only one and I think it would be more entertaining to have a story AND the highlights combined instead of just the highlights in there
Just Watch the Stream or VOD
@@mykalo96 I do not want to watch 4 hours of that but dankus videos e.g. care for story and buildup - and as far 17 people liked my proposal
@@Haferfloke wow thats crazy dude you got 40 likes after three months on a video with 16k likes and almost half a million views. im sure bo will now take the extra time to put in more of the most boring phase of the game, and fuck his watchtime analytics just for you bro
also Dankus viewer KEKW
Im a simple man, i see a bo notification, i watch
This is one of the best videos you have ever uploaded, loving the 15-20 minute video format, it gets you way more invested in the games
18 minute video pog!
Yeah, super cool it's over tense minutes long.
@@ThatManCarryingSand I understood that reference!
@@Bokoen1 ayyyy
the vichy player was very good on the eastern front, securing all the incerclements with his mountainers
That offensive in China really was something else. Great video as usual !
In reference to Bo's "I can't see their tanks."
35.000 Panzer. Wenn einer meiner Generäle gesagt hätte, sie hätten die Fähigkeit, 35.000 Panzer zu bauen, hätte ich gesagt: „Sie sind verrückt, Sie sehen Gespenster.“
-AH to the Finns
Oh boy a brand new Bokoen1 video, I sure can't wait.
Hey Bo, those longer videos are way more fun than just the 10 min videos, keep it this way please.
When Bo is in a German tank, you know that shit it about to go down.
Big axis dub today it looks like. Thr map of asia after the japanese defeat was cursed as hell lol.
The best performing Bokoen to date, damn good plays on every Axis player - even Hungary redeemed itself when he counterattacked the South.