The Longest Spanish Civil War - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 301
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Me the entire civil war =
Lol
FUCK YEAH MORE BOKOEN
Ah yes, classical grinding till general level 47282827 of every playable nation in this mod until 1956. Truly a civil war of all times
bro you saying lennard isnt dankus is too far bro 😂
Actually, proper question: Do you have a human play Republican Spain during the civil war, or did all of these issues happen AGAINST AN AI!?
Imagine Franco getting off the phone with Hitler after being told that military equipment would be delivered to help you out, and Franco just watches as the German convoys sail past and land in a harbor in Republican Spain.
I always head cannon fuck ups like those to something like the Republicans committing a masterful act of piracy
It just reminds me of that one episode where Braun sends people radio equipment instead of fuel as Romania
@@alect525what ep is that?
@@tdubzzz2655Romanian Brab Trap
I pictured Republican Spain knocking on Franco's front door saying "Yeah, I think I got some of your mail..."
I think this episode is the first time I heard Bo say I’m sorry with 100% authenticity
He was just totally broken at that point lol
@@HDreamer you missed the opportunity to say brokoen
@@MrVlad0978Talk about a Throwkoen
hoi4 player experiences remorse for the first time
I can't believe Braun got to write a script for once
With the hollywood writers strike, their old script writers were no longer available so they had start writing them inhouse
Flojo's ability to fumble any scenario he is in is actually impressive
What if instead of a world war we just had a war in Spain instead?
Proxy war of the century
All international conflicts should be settled by a formal 1v1 in spain
Honestly Bo? I kinda enjoy the scripts which don't show you in the best of lights, bcause now everyone knows you're human... as human as a danish snake can get OOOOOOHHHHH
I can’t wait for Bo yell “Denmark! Denmark! Denmark!” while try to conquer Germany when the new dlc come out
You know I once had a really long german civil war, it was still going when ww2 popped off
I thought a delayed WWII would be the right call. Germany was prepped for war in 1942
Flo-joe can play Brazil or New Zealand from now on. New Zealand co-op
On the Axis we have, Lennard Spain, mr Palau Italy and Floojoe, this is certainly a Bokoen classic
bo tiltiing gives me life we need more
Another bokoen classic
Me staring at the ONE PROVINCE in the north the whole video:
you can't flame floejoe like that when you did the same thing two times in Russia
You actually keep me coming back to hoi4
The flojo tactic is scary
Lmao. This could delay the world domination if this is accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂
I think this is the angriest Bo I have seen in a long time
Another Lennard Spain, why am I not surprised
ThrowJo And Throwkoen strike yet again.
I jest, you guys are great.
oh no, the infamous Lennard game. surely we should give Lennard another chance on Spain after this right?
This video makes me want to try hoi4 mp in the future, but im scared of being too shit
honestly it was Boever for this entire video
Wow Bo you so epic you no do wrong! You always do best game!!! You only lose when bad allies. So good never bad🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tell me you didn’t watch the video without telling me you didn’t watch the video
@@Bokoen1 bo we know that last part was AI voice. You can't hide behind your lies
I was hoping for a new bo vid but was given this nightmare of a civil war... Regardless its the boys so its fine
Dankus and Lennard are kinda cheeks ngl
it amazes me Spain was that bad but normally its not an issue in a meta game for Mr Meta
Das war ein befehl!
Fuhrer Bunker speed run
I was inside of that discord VC when you guys kicked me from it
There was a lot of coping, seething and malding going on in this video over the Spanish Civil War lol. Shame half these guys are banned in like a couple weeks
And replaced by ai
WHERE IS THE DAMNED END CARD
Did they win?
Le oof.
Hey good hoi4 players, what should be my production focus for playing Germany? I’m probably about to get a lot of backlash when I say I barely use 40 width divisions and focus CAS instead of other planes
Honestly that sounds good to me. You have a lot of front to cover. CAS is good.
@@ethanyeung6216 only CAS
#BoBiden
Bo Biden
BO BIDEN!
again, you didn't show or tell us how the game ended....
Lennard is the worst sPain player
I swear if Paradox doesn't name the next achievement "The Snake of Denmark", I'll riot
there has to be a reference even if it it isnt that
I AGREE!
You mean "The Rat of Denmark"
That or make Denmark's first randomly generated general they can make with pp be scripted to be Bo "the Snake" Koen, with the jungle rat trait
The Snake of Denmark: As Denmark join the axis and then stage a coup in Germany
I will never understand how Lennard, a meta player, is able to fuck up Spain so often
He didn't have his tanks
Are meta players just shit players pretending to be good? I've been rewatching Bo's older videos recently and the amount of fuckups I've seen Dankus do are unbelievable, from getting Sealioned in every game in the UK (once on the literal first day of the war) to throwing two nations back-to-back in the same match.
@@bigbubble4282They’re unreliable, but not necessarily shit. Instead of actually being decent most/all of the time, they prefer to be fantastic sometimes and shit the rest.
@@juliannolastname24421% good - 99% trash
Meta slaves are just that - meta slaves. Everything has to go their way, otherwise, they just eat rocks.
The Convoy being sent to the wrong Spain was like the Swiss accidentally sending a Republic of China equipment to the People’s republic of China last year.
Wait they actually did that?
Context: Taiwan sent its anti-ship missile tracking/calibrating system back to its manufacturer, Switzerland for repairs.
Switzerland outsourced its repairs to China (whose carriers are the literal targets of that missle) probably to cut costs/earn more profit.
Taiwan govt denied any military "compromise" to their missile system. All in all, i'd say the Swiss snitched the missile system to China and they already knew the weakness of it (the targeting/calibration system flaw).
@@candiman4243Yep But They Aint Wrong With Sending Chinese Equipment to China
@@ussr2948bro didn't get it
@@cisarovnajosefina4525 What?
I can just imagine a bitter Hitler going to complain to the Allies in 1938 about how bad Rommel, Mussolini, and Franco are.
Munich, 1938:
Chamberlain: So it's agreed, the Sudetenland is now German.
Hitler: Oh, ja, gud. Hej, Neville, may I speaken to ju in ze other room, privately?
Chamberlain: Sure, what about ol' champ?
Hitler: Mein allies are ze dumbest pieces of shiess I've ever had ze displeasure of vorking vith. Have ju seen vhat zey have done in Spanien? Absolute hundshiess.
He did once say he would rather pull out four teeth than deal with Franco again.
Churchill, Chamberlain and Hitler sitting in a pub in Munich listening to Hitler complain about the Spanish mess.
They feel so bad for him they just gave him the Sudetenland.
Probably the most entertaining stream recently, well not if you're into good HoI4 gameplay, but the amount of blaming, coping and malding was insane and at some point Chat begging Bo to accept reality and sacrifice Spain to save the game. lol
After Spain finally ended, the game was basically over, Bo kept saying how he hadn't paid attention to the german economy in in-game years.
"Not if you're into good hoi4 gameplay"
*LOLLLLLLL*
3:20 i NEVER heard bo's voice THIS high pitched, it sounded like golden's screams lmao
Gave me flashbacks to the Axis United Front
Literally a golden stream
The Mouse of Denmark
bro had a reverse puberty for a moment
I imagine he usually wears his GuP uniform with that pitch
"I know what I'm doing"
*procedes to attack into a mountain tile across a river with no supplies*
You always need to keep the enemy guessing, I bet they didn't see that attack coming
@@GamingBlarg Literally Blackladder appearing before our very eyes
Bo really taking his Hitler larp to the next level by telling his generals he knows better. 1:12
Fun fact: Hitler did know better. On multiple occasions he disagreed with his generals but listened to them and it resulted in failure, and other times he didn't listen and turned out to be right.
A good example is Operation Citadel where Hitler predicted its failure long before it was put into action.
Additionally, the generals were pushing for Moscow, projecting West European ideas of "take the capital to win" onto the USSR, while Hitler focused on the Caucasian oil fields and insisted to push south to get the oil vital for their war effort.
Hitler wasn't the brightest philosopher and his ideology is deranged ramblings of a narcissist, but he was a very good general and administrator.
Little Adolf was the guy to force through his generais throats the push through the Ardennes that lead to the fall of France. It was the only scenario for Germany to avoid a WW1 style grind.
@@AtomicBlastPony I didn’t actually know he was against citadel I always thought it was exactly the type of operation he would support.
@@Range26I think Hitler said something to the effect of "thinking of this attack makes my stomach turn over". As far as we can tell Hitler was not fond of attacking the Kursk Salient.
@@Range26
Eh when it comes to the funny Austrian Painter...It's harder and harder over time to get legitimate info. Some people still seem to feel the need to fabricate shit instead of shitting on shit he actually did
6:11 After 300 episodes Bo finally pronounced "Sevilla" correctly.
But then he goes mahlugha like us muricans 😂
Bo Biden is truly one of the hoi4 players of all time
I'm so happy for him
@@Nn-3RIP Rilber
Boiden
Babe get over here, new Bokoen1 HOI4 video just drop
I like how their “Longest Spanish Civil War” is how long the Spanish Civil War lasted in actual history (1936 - 1939)
Long Spanish civil wars always feel like some cold war proxy war and I love it.
You know it's a great video if you're 3/4th in the video and WW2 hasn't started.
I think my longest Spanish civil war was when I decided to be petty as carlists in an unwinnable situation just having a huge fort on my capital and staying there
Flojo needs a bike helmet at all times I swear.
The image I have for flojo in my head has just been updated to be a skinny white nerdy glasses wearing austrian with a bike helmet, and it is infinitely better than before
@@MichaelonyoutubHe is basically that from the picture I've seen lol
7:44 The snake of Denmark finally reveals his true goblin form
He sounds like a skaven
Spain & Germany: *Struggles in the Civil War.*
The Allies: "Now you know. Now you know what it's like to be in my brain".
I bet the bursting veins in Franco’s forehead were audible as he watched supply convoys sail into the wrong ports through his binoculars.
I know this looks bad, but I'd like to assure you that the full stream was so much worse
Watching Bo's mental health over the years slowly deteriorate as his allies fail him repeatedly is easily the best part of the BCU.
Can't wait for the Stalingrad arc.
Nevermind, I hit 10 minutes where it got the Kursk arc instead
When the Spanish civil war takes up the majority of the video, you know it is going to be a great video
I saw this on stream, EVERYONE was being incompetent in the civil war
Yeah, but Lennard, Sulo, and Flojo most of all for letting such a situation happen in the first place. The very next game, Bo on Germany and Golden on Spain ended the civil war in a few months to prove the point that it isn't that hard.
Snake of Denmark alt account
I love the Spanish Civil War
I’m not good at it but I love it
"I never once said it was jover"- man who said it's jover
3:20 first Time i hear Bo being as angry as Golden shouting PIN HIM!!!
Bo: Why am I in Pain?!
Spain: Don't you mean Spain?
Bo: I know what I said!
Communist Dockyard Worker: Ay comrade? Which group provided these convos to our glorious struggle against fascism?
Dockyard Worker 2: Uhh... Nazi Germany.
Hey Bo, where's my 60 month subscriber badge?
Also, I lost my mind watching this live.
Moral of the story: Floojoe is dumb, and Lennard is basically like a shark: once you roll him over he gives up. The memes are strong with this video. 😂
What if the Führerbunker was completed in 1937?
Ah yes, the classic hispanic brap trap.
*Spanish
@@Aqueox that's..that's the joke.
@@justrugut9082 Wasn't very funny, barely qualifies as a joke.
@@justrugut9082don’t mind him, he is just upset that you used Hispanic to describe people from Spain which is incorrect.
Hearing Lennard's tone throughout the entirety of that makes me sympathise with parents who have zero hours sleep for 4 consecutive days due to a crying baby, to then end up viciously shaking the fucker like its an empty can of deodorant strapped to a maraca
Flojoe and Lennard by themselves are a pretty special additive to any disaster Bo game. Add them together and you have a magical shitstorm disaster game.
Bo is a masochist, foolishly allowing Lennard back on Spain. This is bo's own fault. Lennard the no Micro Doomer.
Meta players when they have to micro a frontline that's not just 10 medium tanks:
Bo going full Gotterdammerung in 1936 lmao
Flowjoe on his way to ruin the redemption ark.
I had a Spanish civil war that lasted until 1941, I think its because Germany and Italy got into an early war and I was the soviets but I was in early wars too, so nobody was helping them.
I cant remember who won but I remember my "???" when I noticed the popup really late lol
“That’s a Bo Biden move,” it’s BOver 😔
Also another classic lennard Spain
"It's the Spanish Civil War, it can't be that long"
-It ends up being most of the video.
"Oh."
To be fair, historically the civil war ended in 1939... so you could say you are playing historically
Holy crap, giving convoys to REPUBLICAN SPAIN? At that point, I don't think he deserves the title "Rommel."
I thought it was going well, until I realized that nationalist Spain is the lighter colored one in this mod 💀
I didn’t know Spain even had the equipment/manpower to keep the civil war going until nearly 40
stage 5 brain rot
I want to, I NEED to, see you fight exclusively through volunteers in civil wars.
Bo showing his own skill issue??
Rare Bo Biden L
Interesting script today Bo, really kept me on my toes
The Meta
Dankus = Sealioned
Lennard = 2 hours house plant gameplay
Makes for hilarious content so all the power to them 😅
Golden could never
This truly is the definition of Spain without the S
I wanna play this game with friends so badly.
I don't have anyone to play it with though, or at least anyone who doesn't make me as mad as Golden in the "Early Tank Rush," due to being as dumb as Swimmy in, well, every video, and Lennard in this vid
No offence, Swimmy, if you're reading this.
Just git good man
Worst part is Bo didn't micro bad compared to Lennard lol
Germany had sink so much equipment into spain
PIN HIMMM!!!! PIIIN HIIIIMM!!!!!