Ozzy Man Reviews: Disappointment
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This is hands down the saddest ozzy man video I've ever seen, but it's pretty poetic
Guess you missed the Astroworld/Travis Scott one then.
Actual people dying needlessly is more sad than a lost balloon.
No. That's still the one about the beer.
@@thebrowns5337 that made me mad more than sad tbh
Only sad if you are an empathetic nice guy, otherwise its funny.
On a brighter note; I've never laughed so hard at other people's misfortunes before
The amount of rhymes in this piece is masterful.
He spits more rhymes that a Lazy Susan....
I counted at least 5. Impressive.
@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 I counted 9 😎
NO no and NO it is all a masterful piece of art that @OzzyManReviews has created. It is the Banksy of TH-cam. Its an awesome video Ozzy Man. It is a masterpiece!
I mean good on him for having a go, but masterful? you need to close the internet for today and do some reading. Don't congratulate people based on your ignorance.
The hug at the end was wholesome.
The bouquet block...was legendary.
I was just thinking the same thing💋
I thought she looked pretty happy. /s
@@adey88splace not at all, she was like "what the f did you just do you little f"
He slapped that thing directly to the ground and was then immediately off to the bar to load up before the wailing commenced
@@VincoVenator I don't get it 😕, is it some kind of tradition or something?
The saddest most dissapointed video I've seen in my life is the raccoon who went to wash his huge piece of cotton candy before eating it and just looks at it disintegrate in half a sec. Scooping the water with his little paws, heartbroken. Thats the epitome
What's the video? what's the link?
@@wersab5960 for context, raccoons usually wash their food whenever possible.
For this reason they are called "washing bears" in various languages
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@@jaimedelgado7529 Ok thanks, now the video makes sense
Awww! Thanks for the link to that. Talk about disappointed! He learned by the last piece though.
I've seen that one, it is heartbreaking!
Every show, if it runs for a long enough time, eventually has a musical episode.
Supernatural anyone? 😆 So so true.
lucifer
The flash
Buffy haha
Always Sunny
The slow-motion boquet block was so amazing Oz didn't even say anything. He just gave it a moment of silence.
I love the woman’s slow motion expression of excitement😃, to shock😦, to quick disappointment😟, that transitions into WTF anger😠.
And how the guy quickly knew to ‘get the F out of there’ after what he did.😅
Her face ... priceless!
Just proves the whole bouquet thing - she didn’t get the bouquet and she’s definitely not the next one to be married. Voilà!
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin And he has inevitably dumped himself.
@@niklasn.4529 I wonder how close he was to breaking up that morning…. And then along came the ultimate public breakup moment and he went for it. Lol
The guy realizing that his pay is affected by taxes is the clearest example of someone growing up that I have ever seen.
Reminds me of the NFL player opening up his first game check and asking "Who is this FICA and why is he taking all of my money." It'll only get worse with the coming paternity suits
And we all just accept it
@@MJ-km2ju Well yeah, for the most part we should. We wouldn't have schools, roads, water and waste infrastructure, healthcare, aged care, public safety, and dozens of other critical things without it.
Don't get me wrong, we can agree there's plenty of wastage in taxpayer money, but the free market isn't going to provide 99% of that stuff, and definitely not equitably.
Growing up is realising we can't have nice things if we don't all help pay for the basics.
@@bill.j.pearce oh no, the “muh roads” argument 🙄
These days, it’s more of an income redistribution scheme and punishes people who actually contribute. Infrastructure is such a minuscule part of modern taxes. Most of our infrastructure was built when taxes were much lower.
@@MJ-km2ju or moove in a Fiscal paradise, there is always a solution to every problem.
The saddest one was the sock factory one forsure. It's literally their whole life
It’s more rewarding than dealing with health and safety in the UK !
@@superjohnmcginley No, it isn't.
Beats the heck out of living on Epstein Island.
How is it different for someone working at McDonald's tho
@@dv9239 cause what if i wanted to work the drive thru, or maybe flip some burgers, clean the bathroom? Heck, maybe even make friends with coworkers and have a drink afterward. But sweatshops dont have this luxury. They work from 9am-9pm for 6 days a week, and all they get to do is this. Nothing else.
What a masterpiece. The composition the prose, the music, the message, everything. Simply wonderful.
th-cam.com/video/oLRuX4Dbq5c/w-d-xo.html
The music
😂😂😂
Ozzy's cadence was sublime. Truly a masterpiece.
The kid learning about the taxman got me. I remember that day so vividly.
Everybody does.
Except if you're born rich, of course. But for the rest of us... yeah. ☹️
The middle class is getting taxed out of existence and inflation means that you will all have to work until you die unless you are rich.
I don't think it was the taxes that got me. It was the 50% wage cut for working at age 15... It was the 50% income support loss when earning over $115au while studying full time. Life is unfair.
The bouquet-blocking boyfriend
Brings the relationship to a dismal end
Her dreams of marriage: over, done
His chance of getting any: slim to none
She has probably realized by now that escaping him is a win.
@@spacelemur7955 Nah, legends like that are hard to find and even harder to hold onto.
Leaving the crowd gasping for air, stunned
Her now ex asking, "Witcher, what have you done?"
Sensing the impending doom, he said
"Babe, I thought I'd be fun"
With his sense of humour shunned
And self confidence gunned
The man left the wedding disheartened...
So now he sails onward without stress
A new place to go
All because he researched the word
Hash Tag MGTOW
@@spacelemur7955 Good thing the man realized that before her.
When the kid reads his pay stub:
Welcome to the real world, mate.
Exactly. Welcome to the party
Subtlety beats dramatics every time for me. The kid's lapse from smile into blank-faced realization, as if this is something he's seen before, tells us he's been skimmed off of before and is realizing that earning a living will be more of the same. "So, this is a hose job, too." It's more endearing than if he'd acted totally shocked and angry, which might have just made him look naive or even spoiled.
I love how he gets almost Shakespearean when it comes to the poetry he writes as reviews
With yea nah yea nah yea nah and Fbomb here n there 🤣🤣
@@stockontruthchannel2631 Get out of here! Post your rubbish somewere else! 😤
@@stockontruthchannel2631 u y trynna get views off someone else's vid 🐄 💩 tha is if ur content is good ull get views by urself not by doin this smh some people
@@gretebremseth1622 can't stand people tha do this try n get views from someone's comment section
ozzy man im just here to down vote your content, due to the disgusting video you made yesterday about the
11 people that had HART attacks at the concert, due to the jab.
but you like the mainstream media have chosen to take the narrative of people getting crushed,
your channel has just lost all credibility,
Defender: *Scores the most beautiful own goal ever scored*
The other team: "let's hug our striker"
Absolute scenes if the other team decided to hug that defender haha
That rowing technique will haunt that girls dreams for years to come.
"Sport in general yields a high level of disappointment." As a Toronto Maple Leafs fan, I'm just going to sit here stony faced at Ozzy Man's taunting understatement.
Vikings fan, nothing less than permanent fetal position and handfuls of anti depressents.
Positively surprised to see a hockey related comment in an Australian video! Even if it is about the Leafs..
@@topiheimola69 , Ozzy Man's "Hockey vs. Soccer" video drew me in. Ozzy Man is my hero for that video.
Got you all beat. I'm from EFFIN' CINCINNATI!
In all fairness, it's not like they've shit the bed against bad teams.
2019 - lost to BOS (Cup final)
2021 - lost to MON (Cup final)
2022 - lost to TB (TBD)
The woman losing the balloon got me genuinely sad. Just the slumped look of defeat on her entire body… that balloon was important for some reason and I really felt her sadness. Poor love.
I was confused why she literally opened her hand and let it go. There was no wind, no animal attack, no tripping and falling. She simply opened her hand and let it go then cried.
I've never seen anything more dumb in my life. also why cry just go buy another one its a balloon!
this was honestly the most baffling of these videos because she seemingly did it deliberately.
@@pookabunny2051 its like buying a new pet when your old one dies
Is it the same? No it fucking isnt
@@pookabunny2051 She didn't open her hand, it slipped from her grip - she didn't realise the lift the balloon would have - and face it, we aren't used to something falling upwards from our grasp. Yes, she didn't show due diligence, but no, she didn't do it deliberately.
it was the purse. Just set it down, focus on the unstable object..bring it in, go back for the purse.
Sometimes the lost balloon is the final straw is what could have been a real crap time... If you are lucky enough to have never had a moment like that, then count yourself very fortunate.
The balloon one was actually incredibly depressing. I felt so bad for her.
Can't feel bad for people's stupidity. She couldn't even hold a bag with a balloon in it properly and polluted the environment instead.
I knowww she was crying😭
Aww, but the guy hugged her at the end. Better end than the girl whose boyfriend knocked away the bouquet!
Certainly not, that was the best thing he could have done. Now she knows who he is, and can make an informed decision.
I would say that was disappointing, the depressing one is those people who spend presumably 8 hours a day putting socks on a terrifying robot with hundreds of feet.
I experienced Supreme soul crushing disappointment when the vid came to an end. I'll never recover.
Man, it's such a fine line between comedy & tragedy.
All but the sweatshop scene were on the right side of that line.
"Deception, lies
She sits in the back and cries"
My sister after we told her we were going for ice cream when really it was to the doctor.
Bamboozled
Me? Finish line in sight...crash. Last place. Disappointed, yes.
I hope you realise she now has trust issues for life.
@@r3dd3v1lL She doesn't so you can go be morally high to someone else.
@@muhammadfarhanatif3105 Whatever. It's your problem that you lie to your own family and lose their trust.
I never imagined feeling bad for someone losing a balloon.
I felt bad for her too…but she really should have been more careful, given how obvious an outcome that was…
Usually the store ties them to a weight so this doesn’t happen. This type of sadness is preventable…let’s protest and march against losing any more balloons in this tyrannical society!
I don't feel bad for her at all, its a fucking cheap balloon.
i dont understand how someone can be so incompetent. they didn't even manage to hold on to it for 2 seconds, and the bag its in even has handles.
Before her fella offers comfort he’s like, wait I gotta get a shot for the gram so I can shame this fool!😂
(Then races inside and uploads the security footage for further humiliation)
“A tumbling cascade of disappointment, ripples across the field, the loss of speech rings loud”
If this isn’t Shakespeare level poetry, then I don’t know what it is!
that husband with the baloon escape artist is a legend lmao
came out to laugh, film and take photos, saw how distressed his wife was about it, still made fun but hugged her so her "stupid" feelings of being stupid isnt ignored, but laughed at and passed on in a second
legend
Disappointing fact: Einstein's last words were lost because his nurse couldn't speak German
He prolly said "Steve Jobs died of ligma"
So, fun fact, most people know he was a hound dog, but his first wife was a brilliant, ceiling breaker of a woman. In fact, during his miracle year she was crucial to helping him develop his ideas. Piece of shit left her with five kids and none of the credit. That's disappointment, learning yet again that you should never meet your heroes.
I'm going to assume it was along the lines of "ouch".. No sense in assuming he said something epic that would save humanity..
Probably was the real meaning of E=mc2, Einstein = married cousin twice
@@benjamingardner3314 every Dr Frankenstein has an Igor and every Sherlock has a Watson.
"Dating one of the most disappointing activities in the world"
Couldn't have said it better..😅😅
Should be on a poster.
@@LarryDickman1 "Dating one of the most disappointing activities in the world"... not even close, it is the thing that comes after dating that is the most disappointing thing in the world... love! (romantic love)
I have been married twice, both times after dating for only weeks. The first marriage was super strong, until her kidney took her health, then her away. The second one is also strong, and still going.
Yes, dating sucks, but can lead to some wonderful life experiences.
@@phbhf Good for you, avoiding the big game of musical husbands that women play.
You could've typed it better by putting a comma after the first word of your sentence.
The balloon was genuinely harrowing. And hilarious.
When you always assume the worst, you're less likely to get disappointed.
That's my philosophy in life lol.
100%
Even if you Assume the worst You get disappointed nonetheless. It's a lose lose situation.
@@randomhuman97 how can you get more disappointed than "expecting the worst"? that's the absolute 😅
"""His use of the oar is nothing but a bore". That's some A-class poetry right there. Mundane yet deep. Tip of the hat to you, dear sir!
Is it possible to be so uncoordinated that a man can't even use Oars? I bet he can't even do jumping jacks (Lord knows if he can operate in Bed either 😅)
The sad violin music was perfect.
the script, the music, the videos. this whole video was a masterpiece
This off character melancholy is absolutely amazing
I had the same reaction to my first paycheck-the thrill of opening the envelope and whipping out the check, followed by crushing disappointment when I saw how much the various taxes had reduced the total. I was barely 16 then. I felt almost as bad every payday for the next 47 years, though I was no longer surprised. My paycheck innocence died on the first payday. 😥
Eh, could be worse. I'm in my mid 20's and never had a job. Not for lack of applying. You've at least earned some money.
god bless fiscal paradise
These days (mid-30s) I like to overestimate taxes so when I do look at my net total I'm not disheartened.
That's when I realized I wouldn't be working normal jobs. Ain't nobody have time for government theft.
I once scored a similar outstanding own goal and the opposition team mocked me by trying to sign me after the game as their striker. Still, it won me ‘best own goal of the season’ at the league awards!
Haha at least that's a great "Title"
That's some A class looking on the positive side. 🙂 I salute you
@@Kid98. they stuck an old boot on to a piece of wood and spray painted it gold 😂 then they put a little plaque on.
@@threems172 thank you. Kind words! The world could do with some positivity!
@@citizenmattify You're quite welcome
She really needed that hug but I hope they realized they could go get another one
The bouquet block was straight up preservationist and savage.
The only thing that's not disappointing is ozzy man's commentary
simping much
My sincere apologies to the first person who lost the balloon. I laughed way to hard.
Until the clip of the guy who keeps his girlfriend from catching the bouquet at the wedding. OMG, that one killed me. I may have hurt myself.
Will have to go back to see the clips I missed while laughing now...
She would have been so happy to catch it. Someone else's day would have become her day right then and there. She'd have cherished that bouquet, now knowing her dreams would come true. Then "SWAT", it's all taken from her. Her whole world is turned upside-down.
To him, it was just a silly little joke intended to get a few laughs. It worked.
@@davespringer777 I saw it differently. Traditionally, the woman catching the bouquet is supposed to be the next to get married.
He didn't want his girlfriend to catch it for obvious reasons, lol...
"Ex" girlfriend.
@@Backroad_Junkie Pretty sure people get that, still think he did it as a joke though. You can see him looking at the camera and suppressing laughter after he does it. Hopefully his girlfriend has a good sense of humour lol.
@@homedogoli im no master body language reader but .... something tells me she was not too impressed with him.
I felt SO bad for that poor lady with the balloon. The way she just sat there crying really made me feel like she had just had the worst of all days and she was trying her best to make it through to the party and the balloon was just the last straw.
That footage of the sock warehouse workers, that was just soul crushing. 🥺
It’s not about being disappointed, it’s about how you recover from it
Rocky Balboa taught me that.
Ozzyman narrates our strife in life.
He touches our soul, turns that frown upside down...
Be it animals attack, or destination fucked - Ozzy Man brings the humanity, the eloquence, and the comedic touch! ♥️
That had a delightful existentialism quality to it. This one had me not “at”, but “with”. I hate it. Thank you. ❤️
this whole video narrative should be written & recorded in our history books; the rhyme & depth of this narrative is just gloriously sad… in a good way
*thank you Ozzy Man*
Come on, let's all go watch "speed boat crash" only Timbo's head just missing that railing can save us
How many times have I rewatched that one after being reminded of it in the outro.
Haha
Yes
That look on the man’s face when he got his first pay check sums up everyone and their feelings towards government.
Yep.
not mine, i love the government and all it does, the roads, schools, etc. the bigger the better.
That's why I don't work hard
I love the second look he gives it as if it will somehow change.
@@herculesbrofister265 ha. Are you so deluded as to think Government spends your money well?
Lol! The background Music its so beautiful and sad 😔....
Easily one of the best Videos ever!!
Great Work Ozzyman... Great work indeed.
Ozzy is definitely maturing and getting older. Become more artsy and expressive. Very interesting to see the growth. Thanks for the years of great content good sir 👍
"his use of oar is nothing bot a bore"
O, thee, Australian sir. Thy masterpiece is orgasmic.
This is that rare place where sadness, giggles, and poetry convene!
Loved the change from the usual vids. Some of your best work yet
the way ozzy man present everything , very very accurate and precise....u give words to feeling which can't be explained....
Ozzy Man, at this point I can say you're the best. With this video you've proven that you can make any and every topic interesting; don't know if there's anything you haven't covered yet. This video was a bit grim, with that soundtrack, but still managed to put a huge smile on my face; the commentary is so well written, and the tone - a true masterpiece.
Cheers from BG, mate. Love ya :) !
So I'd had enough of the world and the bullshit and the pain and the fear, and just as the blade was cutting into my wrist, the most beautiful balloon flew by my window., it was shiny and bright in the sun. Like a gift from God. I took it as a sign that I still have something to live for.
But you still ended up bleeding like an Emo in a knife factory, I can imagine your disappointment that the balloon didn't pass before the knife started it's cut. 😂
WTF dude... sending you a gazillion warm hugs
@@milanondrak5564 😆👍
So sad to see that mother losing the balloon … however at the same time it proves of how much love we are capable of 😘
Dude batting away the bouquet had me rolling!
Well played sir. Well played.
The commentary, music everything. Lovely, just lovely.
I actually really liked this video, the music, the message, the rhythm. Very well done Ozzy Man.
me too
what music is this?
That's living "We live to die, meet people to leave them and own things to lose them" IRONIC AND SAD!
I really like that you choose to dare go places with different emotions - it's like HDR for feelings
The timing on this one is... well, it hits real close to home today.
Did you finally get to bed her?
@@jbuckley2546 Well... no. And my back still hurts from all that rowing in circles. Thank Gawd for those old ladies in the paddle boat.
@@nautifella wasn't the old lady wonderful as she boarded your dinghy and got y'all to shore by using one paddle like a canoe? I bet you wish you'd thought of it!
"the loss of speech rings loud"
Man dropping bars after bars😂😂🙌💥
I can tell ya put a lot of effort into this one Ozzy. Quite a nice piece of work. Well done man. Well done.
Enjoyed the ode to disappointment, with the OzzyMan silver lining and pep talk at the end. Have a good one.
This was fair-dinkum well curated and narrated.
Well done Ozzyman, well done.
The first one actually got me cryin' man not even gonna lie
Thankyou for not lying
@@dan0000023 Thank you for thanking her.
Love the rhyming and new category of vids. Cheers Ozzy Man
Well done, touching, some sad, others just reality. Very impressed, thanks.
I was confused if i should laugh or cry at these videos, cuz some were definitely relatable.
Ozzy Mans poetry is on point 💯💯
Oh man, at first I thought: "is this an older video where he wasn't yet his exuberant self? Yeah nah, it's just the disappointed voice-over style. Bloody brilliant!
This was beautifully sad! Please do a series of disappointment!! I need more!!
I feel so awful for the lady that lost those balloons, you know she stuffed all of them in that big bag and had the struggle to drive home with them just for them to bail like a new born puppy. Can feel her pain so clearly
Only person who never disappoints is OZZYMAN 😂😂
One of your best narrated clips to date good sir! 👍😁👍
Im pretty sure we can all agree that we need more disappointment videos, masterpiece. The bouquet clip was really hilarious.
Ozzy always uploading when I'm fucked up at 430 am, bloody feels hes in sync with my life, bless you mate. Also, I need more mozza
Ozzy Man still finds a way to swear even when being poetic.
Yep I had one of these days last week, everything went wrong… Cleaned bathroom mirror then coughed while brushing teeth, splat a mirror full of toothpaste. Then dropped my container of loose finishing powder on the bathroom floor. Tore a hole in a jacket from a door handle that got stuck as I walked past. Walked into a tree branch which scratched my glasses on the way to work. I kid you not, this was all in one day, glad I don’t operate heavy machinery for work else I’d be a gonner. Lol I do however work with children so just as dangerous 😂🤣😂
Scratches on glasses are worst nightmare
A rare moment of introspection and thoughtfulness courtesy of Ozzyman. It reached me, deep inside, Ozzyman, it did. You did well.
There is something magical about the fact that Ozzyman makes perfectly digestible videos that are typically no more than five minutes long
After seeing a few of Ozzy Man's Vlogs about current affairs/tragedies I came to really respect a person i thought was hilarious to begin with. Good job Ozzy Man keep it up, friend. Best wishes and greetings from the Rocky Mountains U.S.A... We need more thoughtful and compassionate people like you in this world. 👍💯💜
This was one of the most beautiful poems I have ever heard
This is one of your best videos Ozzy Man, well done :D I'd love to see other video ideas you come up with
Dating. One of the most disappointing activities in the world.
"Weekend weather looks great, wanna do something outdoorsy?"
"Sure, what are ya thinking?"
"How about we hire a boat?
I'm good at boating"
Deception. Lies.
She sits in the back and cries.
Who let this bloke near a floatation vessel?
His use of the oar
Is nothing but a bore.
"Let me out, let me out!" She screams
With her face.
Fuck me dead.
Love is a farcical rat race.
- Ozzyman, 2021.
Shakespeare has been real quiet since this video.
I really felt sad for that balloon lady
this one shows your genius ozzy man, hope to see the use of music like this more in the future
This was the best video you ever caught my attention I love the music in the back 🤣🤣
Seeing things sad, really not so bad, nothing was broke, and it was sensitively narrated by this bloke.
Awww that's really good!!!!
Feels like it should be raining outside after watching this.
It's raining here in Washington, DC!
@@ContrarianDC_KAF
Here in pawcatuck CT
Profound my friend 😌. Story telling's just perfect 👌🏽
Thank you much dude I needed a good laugh right now
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates-🎈
Excellent riddles n very fine rhymes, thank you friend, we had a good time!
Thx Ozzy, got me shirt..
Lake Havasu ☀️ AZ
I loved your poetry, Ozzy! A tear and a smile
Having managed to lose a 1.5M high 8 balloon, that was meant to form half of 80 in exactly that way I can sympathise with that sense of despair.
Oh no, so you were left with just the 0?!
@@lauraelliott6909 oh yes, it was kinda crushing watching it float away.
@@leonleeds534 Yes, I can imagine.
A requirement to marry should be spending the day in a small boat with your significant other. If your both still alive by the end of the day....put a ring on it.
The rowboat demonstrated to her how incompetent he would be the rest of his life. Move on honey, move on.
HOLY SHIT I was light-headed from laughter!!! Maybe your best work yet, my man!
This is the best episode yet, you are perfecting your craft mate.
Not what I needed on a Friday evening